Beard (feat. Crabstickz)

What? What do you think? What do I think of what? Isn't it obvious? You're white! No You're black? No! Well, a little bit. Which bit? Wouldn't you like to know? Shh! Well?! Well, what?! My beard! What do you think about my beard? What beard? This beard! That is not a beard! You're not a beard. I know... Well, according to the dictionary I bought for this very conversation a beard is defined as growth of hair on the chin and lower cheeks of a man's face! That's still not a beard! This is a beard! And this is a beer! And that is a bear! Yeah, but- And that is a bearded bear bearing a beer with a beard! Wow... Sorry, what were we talking about again? My beard! Chris, that is a soul patch at best! You think my soul patch is the best? No! Who's soul did you steal to grow that patch?! Noones! Really? What about hers? She sold me her soul fair and square! What for? Fancy shoes... Those are fancy... Not as fancy as the gates of hell! Errr... Chris, is your soul patch possessed? No... Yes. I think you've got an STD. You mean a satanically transmitted demon? Don't you mansplain to me! Oh... Fuck! I'm gonna eat all your loved ones! Oh no! One... That's no one... Looks like there is only one thing for it! I'm gonna have to sh- Shoot it off yes. Wha? Don't worry it's a holy gun. How so? It makes holes! Damn! Puny mortal! Your human weapons cannot harm me! Soon you will bow down to the dark lord! Voldemort! Oh no... No! Satan! All you know will be engulfed in the flames of eternal damnation! All innocents will be crushed under the sins of the guilty! You will suffer! All will suffer! There will be no salvation! Ah! Now that's what I call, a close shave! Oh. Oh!

Channel: TomSka

Views: 4,121,036

Keywords: tomska, crabstickz, chris kendall, sketch, comedy, beard, soul patch, shave, prozd, sungwon, funny, possessed, haunted, soul

Id: VpvqoYUybyA

Length: 2min 50sec (170 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 08 2019