The Wish

(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist) (mystical and adventurous music plays) (loud swooshes) Greetings! I am the genie of the- I wish for infinite wishes! Ahem. I am the ge- I wish for infinite wishes! NO! You may have three wishes! Only three wishes? Yeah, that’s the rule. So, what’s your first wish? I wish for infinite wishes! You CAN’T wish for infinite wishes, you’re only allowed three! So I can’t wish for more? No. Now make another wish. I wish... That I’m allowed to wish for infinite wishes! You can’t wish for that either! Are you sure you’re a genie? You can’t have infinite wishes! Can I wish for infinite magic lamps? No. What about infinite genies? NO! What about infinite birthday cakes? So you can blow out the candles and have infinite wishes? Yeah. NO! Stop trying to get infinite wishes! So what am I allowed to wish for? Literally anything! Oh! OH! Then I wish for infinite wishes! EXCEPT THAT. Ok fine... I wish- Don’t say infinite wishes. I wish for... Oh my god you're gonna say infinite wishes aren't you. A box! Oh. Containing infinite wishes! ARGH! That’s it, ONE WISH! That’s all you’re getting now. So you better make it count! URGH! Fine... I wish... I had... AIDS. Your wish is- What? I wish I had AIDS. Wah?! WHY?! GIVE ME AIDS NOW! No! NOOOOOOW!!! AAAA- (heartbeat monitor beeps / sombre music plays) Hi Hedy. We got your letter. We’re from the Grant-A-Wish foundation I WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES! No. F**K! (Don't forget to subscribe, comment, dance, like, subscribe, dance, like, love, be loved, live, dance)

Channel: TomSka

Views: 6,508,347

Rating: 4.973289 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, genie, wish, infinite, infinite wishes, hedy clark, comedy, funny, lamp, aladdin, magic

Id: Bwic3hJ4q1A

Length: 2min 4sec (124 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 21 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/robertraur]

You can't fool Make-A-Wish foundation again

[u/Gonazar]

Maybe you can't do infinite wishes because it's impossible for you to use them all. Instead you should wish for a finite amount of wishes that approach infinity, or at least enough to last you several lifetimes.

ooooorrrr infinite Make-a-wish foundations....

[u/KIRBYTIME]

That is dark

[u/PENGAmurungu]

0:12

MANBEAST

[u/3dbdotcom]

Wish for the power to grant your own wishes. Not to become a genie, just to have the power. Don't make the same mistake Jafar did...

[u/ElectroFlannelGore]

Wow.... That was actually funny.

[u/mashington14]

God damnit. I knew exactly where it was going but it still slayed me.

[u/skooterq]

I'm bothered by the fact that the "monitor" she is hooked up to towards the end does doesn't really show ECG. It just an NIBP and Sp02 monitor.

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[u/TinatMarsh]

the girl kind of reminds me of dodie :D she's so cute!