Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)

(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist) Hey Tom! Ham! Dam! Dan! Hi Dan! Do you want ham? I don't have any ham... What are you doing here? I live here... Great! Did your hair lose... Weight? What's in the living room? What is a living room? Did you get new... Arms? Move out of the way! Noooo! (Dan screams) (Tom joins in) That is a nice chair! Lets just... Look at it... I've already seen the dead body, you can't distract me! (slow flopping) So nice... What are all these dead bodies doing here?! Honestly not much... I'm calling the police. Err! HAM! (ham flaps onto face) (ham flaps onto floor) I want answers. Okay, I lied... I do have ham. About the bodies! Oh! Well, you know when you want to tell someone something but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you kind of bottle it all up inside till it develops into an overwhelming urge to kill them... Obviously. I cloned you so I could kill you. Singing Narrator: DAN! DAN! HAM!!! Oh my god- Wait! Why did you clone me twice?! Yes... Twice... Hola! (gunshot) Adios! Who was that? That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span. Why? It's a portmanteau of Spanish and Dan. No, why was he Spanish?! Oh! Yeah, the cloning process took a while to perfect... There were rejects... How many rejects? Has anybody seen my penis? Why would it be in your hair?! Oh, that's doesn't understand the human body Dan. Oh... Hey! Say that to my face! OUCH! MY KNEES!! Remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweets there is probably more in his car. Really bad advice Dan. Oh right. OUCH!! DRINK BLEACH!! I really hate this next guy. Racist Dan. White people! Secretly Asian Dan. Really? They all look the same to me. Whoa! The clones! The clones! Really? Really? OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Barber shop quartet Dan. So, is that all of them? Well, there is suicidal Dan, but err... (distant gun shot) Yeah, that's all of them. Thank god, y'know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay? Thanks Dan. So, what was it you wanted to say? You're a clone. What? I turned the real Dan into a chair. WHAT?! I call him Chan! (muffled screaming) (Dan screaming) HAM! Hey guys! (gunshot) AH! Was that another clone? Yep... (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

Channel: TomSka

Views: 13,244,898

Rating: 4.9797592 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, danisnotonfire, dan howell, comedy, sketch, funny, rejects, clone, clones, amazingphil, phil lester, thomas ridgewell, chan, span

Id: tGBanqGBJ_I

Length: 2min 59sec (179 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 18 2016