The Confession 3

(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist) (Tom gasps) Hello, my son. (Tom inhales) Hazel, there is a man in our living room and he says he's my Dad. No, he's a Preacher. My Dad's a Preacher? He's here so we can confess our sins Tom. But we haven't committed any sins... Well except for... OH NO!! Father... We have something to confess... You see we- (bloody stab) (blood dripping) Excuse us. You stabbed me. You can't prove that. Tom you're literally red handed. Shhhhhh I'm going back in there. Father, look- (bell ring) What? (punch) What happened? I guess you fell asleep. Why are you wearing boxing gloves? Why are YOU wearing boxing gloves? I'm not wearing- God damn it Tom! I am doing this and you can't stop me!! Father, we have fallen from grace. (a trapdoor opens) (hazel screams) Heheh "fallen". Father we- (air horn) Father- (air horn) FATHER- (air horn) TOM!! (air horn) I just wanted to say- SMOKE BOMB! (quiet puff) Tom w- (bell ring / punch) Father w- (Hazel is now speaking Russian) (Hazel is now speaking like a monkey) Take the shot! TAKE THE SHOT!! WHY AREN'T YOU TAK- WHY AREN'T YOU- Don't listen to her! She's an imposter! (bloody squelch) See! It's my arch nemesis! A skeleton! (Hazel screams) Look I really just want to- Package for Hazel! Oh! Thank you! (bell ring / punch) Father I am just- CUT! (lunch bell) OKAY EVERYONE THAT'S LUNCH! What are you? Who are these people? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!! (Tom is struggling to start a chainsaw) Hold on, lemme just... Hold on... Okay wait... Okay Father! No! Father! NO! FATHER WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!! (awkward silence) Well, that's not so bad. (Tom sighs) Also I gave birth to the anti-christ. Excuse me? Do you wanna meet her? (demonic screams) (Preacher screams) (bloody explosion) Oh... (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

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Keywords: tomska, confession, the confession, hazel hayes, chewingsand, preacher, thomas ridgewell, funny, comedy, sketch

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Length: 2min 19sec (139 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 25 2016