Primitive Correctness (feat. Crabstickz)

(Caveman Ugg is carving) Knock knock! Hello Ugg. Hello Boz. Ugg almost finish. Great! That's great. I actually wanted to have a quick chateroo with you about some of your work. How Ugg can help? Well, as you know, you're our newest... and only journalist here at The Sun. Which, of course, is named after- Glorious Sun God! Provider of all life. Yes. Now available on tablet! Well I wanted to talk to you about some of the articles you've been writing for us. Okay well, first we have your piece about clubbing... Clubbing of course being when hit a woman over the head and drag her back over to your cave to claim ownership over her. Mm, yes. Ugg love clubbing! Very romantic. See, that's the problem! We have moved on as a society and it's generally not accepted to violently assault your potential mate anymore. But how else Ugg supposed to find "the one"? It's not the 9050s B.C. anymore... These days we ask women... Before we bludgeon them. What if woman say no? Then you just don't do it! Aaah! Ugg just no understand. Next thing you know; women want to be hunter AND gatherer! Aha! Now let's... Let's not be silly! But it does bring me on to your next article about traditional family values... Mm! Yes. Ugg strong believer that family should be ONE hunter and ONE gatherer. Well, times are changing. Now a family can be TWO hunters... Or even two gatherers! Aaah! Disgusting. Except for two gatherers. That's pretty hot. Well. Obviously. I mean... It Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve! Actually it's Adam, Eve, AND Steve now. They're having a barbecue tonight. You should come! Spit roast? Maybe afterwards. Now the last thing I wanted to talk to you about was your report on immigration. Mud people! Ruining this land. No! See, you can't say that! Coming over here... Taking all our mud. No. You can't say... You can't say "mud people" anymore. But they live in the mud! That may be true but they prefer to be called "hygienically challenged" now. Aaah! Political correctness gone mad. Yes, well... I'm sorry, Ugg but times have changed. We've moved on. I hope you can reflect our values in future carvings, okay? Ugh... Okayyy. Okay. (Ugg is frustrated) Actually... One last thing. (Ugg is really frustrated) I couldn't help but notice what you put on page 3... It's VERY arousing. Good work! Thank you, sir! Next time...Draw two! (The cavemen laugh) Banter. (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

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Keywords: tomska, crabstickz, bbc comedy, bbc, crabsticks, thomas ridgewell, comedy, funny, caveman, cavemen, primitive, correctness, political, social justice, racism, sexism, homophobia, sketch

Id: gft6dWYlVpQ

Length: 3min 5sec (185 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2015

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