(new swishy swishy fist thing) [dan sighs] Hey, I guess you heard about Susie... Yep. And the other guy... Yeah. And the OTHER guy... I know... And how they... I know! Had sex. Tell me something I DON'T know. The dot on a lowercase i is called a tittle. And on the lowercase j... That's called a tittle. I know that... Tell me something I DON'T know! Uuuh... Humans and bananas share around 50% of the
same DNA. They do. I know that, Dan! Please. Tell me something I don't know. You can swallow up to eight spiders every
night... If you really want to! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! A group of pugs is called a grumble! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! Tom, please! TELL ME! Uh, legally you can eat eggs! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! Ugh... Hedge mazes aren't actually fun! I ALREADY KNOW THAT! Jet fuel CAN melt steel beams, I swear! AAAAH! There are at least 5 people in the world called
Steve. [dan screams] Tell me something I DON'T KNOW! [whip crack]
Gah! Camel humps contain smaller camels! I KNOOOW! [gurgles] TELL ME! Matthew Perry has never seen a dog... Not once! [electric shocks] Argh! The moon is a liberal myth! [Dan coughs] Tell me something... I don't know... Tom, please, I think you already know everything... Not yet I don't!
[floppy drilldo whirs] [floppy drilldo whirs] No... No... Tom, no... No... Tom, PLEASE! Dan, I'm so sorry... I just wanted to be all-knowing... Maybe I should just get going... Ah! You're a poet and you didn't know it! Heh... Yeah I... Didn't know that... [angelic choir] Dude, what's happening?! I finally know everything! I know all there is to know about space, time,
the universe, even existence itself... I am... Omniscient! So, are you like God now? Yeah, I guess. Oh, cool. I know. So, what are you gonna do first, Mr God? Heheh... This. Hey, Susie! What?! [psychic sounds]
[bloody explosion] [screams]
seems like a worse version of this