Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? It's Ben, that's why. - I'm gonna get another cider.
- All right, guys...
- Jesus Christ... Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know, You're telling, you're dead meat. Let's play another game. - .. Lets see if I can grab one.
- Yeah. I'll see what we got. Hey, can we play Twister? I'm not playing Twister with you, bro. Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you? Old enough? Hmm, well there's this, we do have this... What is that? Secrets can't hide from THE LIE DETECTOR. -I'm down. We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we? I don't know, looks fun to me. Let's do it. No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game. What are you afraid of? This is a kid's lie detector game, this-- It's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages. We're all ages, dude... You think that thing actually works? - Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us?
- I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game. - Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?
- No, no, no, no, no--- Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude. - What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games...
- No... no... no ways...
- Oh, yes, we are.
-I'm not going to play this-- All right...? Okay. Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets... - Sounds fine.
- Whatever. Just go. Okay, I'll go first. Hector... Did you cry during the Titanic? Absolutely not.
*lie detector buzzes* You cried during the Titanic. Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants. This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.
*lie detector buzzes* It was like 15 years ago.
*lie detector buzzes* Ten years ago.
*lie detector buzzes* Five years ago.
*lie detector buzzes* Four days ago!
*ding* Whatever, Larry. Do you still wet the bed? No. *lie detector buzzes* Oh God? I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition. Condition, what's a condition called, Larry? What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow? No
*lie detector buzzes* Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm? Hector... Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know? Yeah, I guess...
*ding* You do...? Okay have you ever...
Hmm... I don't know... Killed anybody?
-Wow... Dark... You Gotta answer it. yEs, I'vE kilLed sOmEoNe bEfOrE!
*ding* In Call Of Duty. Oh... Mm-hmm. My turn Larry... What's your favorite color?
-Purple.
*lie detector buzzes* Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd, 2017? Yeah.
*lie detector buzzes*
Larry... Ya, got'em copy. ♪ Do you believe in love after-- ♪ Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover? No... Nothing comes to mind.
*lie detector buzzes* Larry, do you like ice cream? Yes., *ding* Hector, are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hmm... Larry... Are you a narc? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hector... Do you like cupcakes? Yes. Hector... How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law? Feels great... *lie detector buzzes* Where did you guys get all the good cards man!? Larry... Do you think you're messing with the same man right now now? No.
*ding* Larry, do you--- (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week? Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me? Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? *shing* Ah! Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now? *shing shing shing shing shing shing fast* I see where this is going... Guys? Guys? can we just calm down?! I've got 600 men. *shing x600 fast* Now look at you, glowing... like one big ol red Christmas light... It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No, he's not!
*lie detector buzzes* He's not my best friend! *lie detector buzzes* Am I your best friend? No! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe! *lie detector buzzes* Yes, yes... *ding* What about you? Am I your best friend? No...
*lie detector buzzes* You're not! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe. *lie detector buzzes* Yes. *lie detector buzzes* HELL YES! *ding* But I don't love you with all my heart! *lie detector buzzes* Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me! *lie detector buzzes* But you were my best friend since second grade. *ding* Stand down boys...
*lasers go away* And who's your 2nd best friend? (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Subtitles by ProKameron.
