[♪ Playing "Hello" by Mike Darole Feat. RJ & Compton AV ♪] (♪ Daayum, girl, that booty looks proper ♪) (♪ Where she get it from? ♪) (♪ She got it from her momma ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me ♪) (♪ Girl, hello! ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me ♪) (♪ girl, hello! ♪) (♪ Daayum, girl, that booty looks proper ♪) (♪ Where she get it from? ♪) (♪ She got it from her momma ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me ♪) (♪ Girl, hello! ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me ♪) (♪ Girl, hello! ♪) Oh yo, wait wait wait, hold on, hold on, hold on... (Introducing the new Xenon 300...) That's the Xenon 300! Do you understand? I'd kill for those clippers! Bro, 500 bucks? For what? I think they probably get their gold from Zamboanga Bro, that's a waste of money (Sharp..Sleek..)
Listen, you wouldn't understand, okay? I'm the barber, you're the client... [I know.. I know..]
My job is to continue to make you look good [Thank you, man]
Alright? I love you. I love you, too! (It's Junior the barber...) (...Not available right now...) (You know, leave a message. I'll hit you back) Yo, yo, what's up, Junior? Yo, hey, I've been calling you all day. Errr...
I really need a haircut right now... I got a wedding to go to in two hours.
Please call me back. Bye! Ey! You need a haircut? Yes! I need these... Yo! Bro, wussuuup, man?
Whassup? Ey, how's it going, Bro? How you been? Good! Good to see you! Good to see you, too, man!
What's been good with you- ? Heh... Wait wait wait wait... You been gettin' a haircut by somebody else? Haircut by someone else?
No! Then, why you got a fresh cut? No, you know my hair grows out slow... Hm...
It's nice. My hair just- grows out slow, you know- Oh,
really? Why you got hair residue on your shirt? That's someone else's hair. Oh, "someone else's hair", really? If it's someone else's hair, then you have no problem with me smelling your neck. Right? S-? nah, I'm okay with that man-... [Stutters] I don't... [inhales] Don't- DON'T- Dohon't- Dohohohohohohooon't touch me! Baby- B-barber... I see you! You didn't answer my phone call!
But you know... Y-you know me! This- this will never happen again! I see you... Look, hey... [Hook from "Hello" plays]
(♪ Daayum... ♪) (♪ Girl, that booty looks proper ♪) (♪ Where she get it from? ♪) (♪ She got it from her momma ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me... Gurl hello! ♪) (♪ That booty talkin' to me.. Gurl hello! ♪)
[Sobs] (♪ daaaaamn, girl that booty looks proper ♪) ["Their song" continues playing as he screams and cries] [Screams] How could you do this to me!? [♪ Christmas Coming Just Around The Bend by Henrik Nagy ♪] [♪ Holiday couldn't be here sooner ♪] [♪ Holiday for family and friends ♪] What's up, man? [♪ Song continues... ♪] We're closed. You close at 9. It's 9. Next! Hey, I just wanted a haircut, man! You know what, go back to your other barber! I said, I was sorry! Who's next? come over.. come [♪ Song continues... ♪] What up my boi, we should go out wid sum gurls tonight my boi Yeah, bruh... Stay still, bro. I'm not moving. Stay still, bro! I'm not moving! Stay still, bro! Okay- [BZZZZZT] My bad, Bro... My bad, Bro...! I can't do this anymore Hey! We have to talk. Talk about what? Us! Please, just... hear me out! Okay? I'm sorry! [Grumbling noise] I WAS THERE FOR YOU! You know how many customers I got waiting on me? I know and I'm a jerk! I'm a Jerk. I know. When you'dn't have money, guess who was like "I got you!" You're my best... mate! You're the best barber, I promise! But then I see you... with somebody else, who pushed your hairline... back to the '70s! I loved you! I'm so sorry! (Daayum...) (Girl, that booty looks proper) (Where she get it from?) (She got it from her momma) (That booty talkin' to me) (Girl, hello!) (That booty talkin' to me) [Player crashes] That booty talkin' to me Girl, hello! That booty talkin' to me Girl, hello! Daayum Yeah, that
looks proper... [Singing together] Hey... I got something for you...! Just like you wanted You got the Xenon 300! Yes!
They were... And they were really expensive, man! I missed you. I Missed you! [♪ Birds chirping and happy music ♪] [♪ Mike Darole - Hello ♪]
