LEGAL TWINS get REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE in Baldur's Gate 3!

[Music] [Music] oh hold on there's a charred corpse oh there's a hold on sorry hold on there's a charred corpse hold on there's a dead Goblin Raider I'm going to just uhoh I got a book oh you got a book okay oh not a water oh can we actually put out can we put out fires with that water barrel damn oh good idea yeah I'd love to do that is there anything that like that's a fire wine barrel don't break that inside every gnome lies an inner Goliath by setting a side doubt negativity and a modest subscription fee you too can learn to grow inside and out details over Leaf don't delay harness your hidden height and watch your enemy shrink before you oh my God that's a great book that's a great one who likes Gail in the chat brother do you see what he said to me the first time I talk to him he's such an [ __ ] no [ __ ] you sorry I'm fighting my chat now he's so sweet he literally told me that my magic wasn't like good enough for him because it I wasn't taught in Magic so basically it doesn't count no you have to hear him out I will not be hearing anyone out see I think aerion is an [ __ ] because he's traumatized Gail is an [ __ ] because he's good job Tristan what's happening oh trist is really slapping some water around I just I just exploded a barrel I love that for you like a big barrel oh the fire wine one that's over there that I was like well maybe don't touch that no there was a actual barrel of water oh yeah I know yeah there's water barrels okay what do we do do we have to talk to these people up blocking this door what are you guys doing in here I can't use the water pump oh I did wait what what happened oh we have to push in there there oh I don't think I don't think I have any strength there bestie is this filling with water or my down I have no idea what happened to this place your kind happened uhoh unless you're here to finish the job he s like that luy I think Dr just attacked this place yeah they did yeah oops I'm going to try to push on this door real quick oh I don't really I could actually enlarge and get advantage on this I'm going to get real big real quick oh okay I had a Nat one and then a 13 so thank God I had uh advantage and I succeeded I think I pushed the door in oh good I'm shattering a giant wine barrel is blocking this building I literally just kicked the [ __ ] out of that door it just like crumbled beneath my feet I'm also just big look at me giant woman oh my God eyes are glowing oh my God can I stand next to you of course you can come here Mom Mommy oh my God I so tall mommy mom mom mom mom and I just like Pat you on the head I wish we could interact with each other it's kind of sad that we can't wow this was nice before the fire that sucks I like their tiling rip where one out rip potato wedges yo get them we can have them nice spicy potato look at all the bread why is everything exploding I'ma why is theion blinded what's happening right now what the hell oh I'm blinded too what's happening is it the smoke I think it might be but like Why Not Me Maybe cuz you're so big I want to see if I can't throw that too heavy to throw damn it Carla can you throw things oh wait wait wait wait no do you no [ __ ] I have fire I don't have ice cuz I I think she put it in her inventory oh my God wait we can just drag it right she literally can just pick it up in her inventory that's pretty sick oh damn I think you should like put it down and try to put out some fires maybe wait there might be I was doing that one where that guy was walking should we do that one uh out here uh sure there's someone trapped upstairs somewhere that I'm trying to find okay okay okay okay hold on I'm going to do one here okay um let me just throw can oh yeah there's people that are just up here oh there's a broken door there and I think there's somebody inside that's trapped oh yeah okay I've got a walkway across that area oh oh I'm blinded now love it stop being on fire for a second I'm also like really hurting what's happening camping resting menu I'm going to short rest us real quick okay just cuz we were kind of we were having a rough time for a second there do you see someone trapped yeah I'm upstairs by this door I think I like I'm going to talk to them in a sec cuz like there's somebody just in that room counselor Floric is stuck in a room yeah hello not now okay well I don't know what the fre Frack Patty you want me to do then bestie there's like a broken door I think we just have to smack it yeah let's just smack it down no not range attack St I'm sorry my arrow attack was resisted by the door that's annoying there we go saved oh I'm afraid proper thanks I want her outfit her outfit sick oh my God Luxy I got okay after this I know where to get titty you know where to get Goods I know where to get titty night clothes oh hell yeah uh yeah I may have got them I think only one of us can get it cuz it's a drop but like I do know one person who drops some titty night clothes I stole this case File what a case File yeah it's um someone against Boulders gate oh Boulders gate versus Flynn silver case for prosecution Master silver did with for forethought and without malice kill William liser and Simon Sammy Trent at their home as part of an ungodly ritual in honor of the dead three or one of the dead three the gods Bane ball and Merkel Cas for the the defense I don't know nothing about any Gods all I know is Bill and simy were trying to cut me out of our deal and they got what they had coming but those symbols and stuff and how their guts was arranged I don't know nothing verdict guilty sentence death communed to banishment so as not to anger higher Powers oh my God damn you hate this I don't know nothing I know nothing man how they were like feted like a fish I don't know nothing about that I don't know nothing about that that's none of my business personally oh my God okay so basically we got to get out of here yeah oh oh I I hate the fact that it seems like I can get over there I don't know how I like yeah are we hello the Grand Duke investigate the burning Inn I am investigating it I'm going back downstairs cuz I think we just got to look around for people but like I think we're looking for someone we're trying to save someone from being trapped in here somewhere rescue the Grand Duke speak with counselor Floric oh maybe Floric will know hold on ask I'm going to go talk to Floric out here and see if she knows where the hell he is can there fresh air at last your boldness is a blessing o I'm in your debt counselor are you all right more I love her fit imagine if we each had that and it was died our respective colors come on I knowy calls have taken Grand duuk on the westward if my eyes and ears can there nothing in that what SC so apparently the drought took the Grand Duke that we're looking for to the West the rest of you count the dead take word of their sacrifice oh my God this see people just collect water from behind her and the cut scene is killing me everything's fine everything's fine everything's fine uh I just feel like since she has fire in her heart she should be immune but like who am I to judge you know she's quite literally always on fire she should really have like wild fire resistance I just and that's how I'm feeling I'm a little confused by that oh God okay I think they'll have taken the Duke to moonrise Towers cuz I'm assuming that's probably what's going on moonrise Towers along the old road oh man moonrise Towers few could survive them yeah it's almost like they want us to go to moonrise towers do you think they want us to go I think they might want us to go to moonrise Towers a little bit no oh my God I just noticed her leg slits are so high I'm I know you can see her thong line I am going to cry thank you and should your courage falter remember the Duke's generosity is the Duke a dick though like what's up we don't know nothing about this dude no I don't know but I'm assuming if the absolute wants him and like we don't like the absolute true true F to work oh reward rescue the Grand Duke learn the grand du's cat you receive oh my God we got to choose I'm my God hello can you see this no ooh electric veins when the wheel deals damage with a spell of can't they gain two lightning charges oh that's kind of fun I kind of want I'm going to take that and this is all electric so I'm going to just I'm going to yink that maybe maybe I'm going to yink that a little bit yink it get yed it's sick looking look at my little staff oh my God it's be it matches you yeah it's my little little electric staff oh I love this okay oh that's very cool cool who is this speak with Ben oh can we go back to the sad dude again and be like hey man can we yeah anything I can do here wh whiny boy he's upstairs chis crying I think he's still upstairs I yeah crying oh no he is up there sorry I just couldn't see him for a second hey bud come on he's up there half naked crying or something oh no not the half naked crying hey bu no Gods no no oh no are we not supposed to can we just like do we have to say like it wouldn't have made a difference or something I guess I don't know it feels like there should be more storyline to him but there just isn't you should have stayed maybe we see him like later on weeping oh you're oh you got it no I just had you to get separated and then I think it's just like the same stuff that you bloody still no you could have known just need a moment with her hi then he's sobbing there something about a dowy I made a stup what about a about it for hours and she took the do and left oh she took the DAR and left huh yeah where'd she go oh she's she's dead oh okay now I don't have that marker anymore weird okay sorry you know what it is is that uh we can rob her body oh he just said watch it oh cuz when you hover over it he's like watching you look at her like you're going to steal something from her I'm building a wall so he can't see us oh is that's what you're doing okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was just going to try to I think he might see you hold on wait what if I talk to him hold on let me talk to him and you be sneaky I'm talking to him okay okay okay okay okay he's busy he's so busy right now hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I'm accidentally in a conversation with somebody else uh I'm hiding oh oh hold on hold on he's just crying and I'm staring at him I tried to hide and won't let me oh oh no I'm still being watched yeah no it kicked me out of the conversation go bother someone else oh he's literally like turning on his heel to follow you that's terrifying hold on I got a great idea oh you have a great idea You're So True hold on let me help out the way they're just like [ __ ] hold on okay now if we go into crouching yeah he can't see he can't see he can't see he can see her body but like if we can still we can still like no no no no no no no no no stop no go stop that there how now now he can still definitely see how oh okay I got a great idea Darkness Darkness okay oh um I cast fog Cloud but it didn't seem to have done anything so sorry please hold yeah of course of course there we go he's blinded okay he's blinded oh no stop stop he literally ran out no God he's still crying what a whiner um you going to do it again unfortunately I am because he's got to GH somewhere right okay hold on he's not looking now I don't think yeah he can't see he can't see do it did you take it did you take it I didn't hold on let me be I tou your body there's nothing on it there isn't anything does someone else take it drama drama oh my God not oh my God wait wait what I'm pickpocketing him you're pickpocketing him wait wait wait wait sorry I just assumed he had it I think he's I think he's robbed her dude hold on what if I just hold on what if I just like quick save real quick and then we go down and Aion tries to pickpocket him cuz aion's like wildly selfy that's a good idea where'd he go he like really he literally ran the hell away oh rip that's because I think he has it well what if we reload the save and try to pick pocket him first okay hold on little game hold on all right so hold on let me just let me just let me just be a ston real quick and let me just like can you like you got to go like behind him and then hide yeah and then just like pickpocket this guy he's got absolutely nothing on him okay well what the [ __ ] yeah I don't know's let's get out of here let's get out of here okay so that's this place that's there another place wants to go to m STS okay so there's a oh I I I made it so that I can walk over here I'm pretty sure oh nice nice okay so hold on oh find the missing shipment where meet with rugan's Associates where the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no there's a place up here we can go there's like the the dude the dude you know how we stole that whole trunk we pickpocket the stuff from the trunk the associates are over here oh Aion baby the fire Aion is on fire rip or him I'm going to just go through it anyways cuz I'm built different Aion do not go back through I'm scared because we did absolutely steal the stuff and I'm scared that they're going to get mad at uhoh there's a dead Ox over here yeah I'm going to examine the dead Ox sorry nothing's happening there oh oh there's another Ox frightened Ox a frightened Ox uhoh oh [ __ ] there's like stuck here you moving objects stronger characters can move heavier objects that's fun oh that's right Carla can talk to animals Carla can talk to animals hold on okay interpret his behavior lowered in your direction please God okay well I did just save so we can save scub it if you want I have to cast it apparently I'm going to I'm A C uh back away uh-oh uhoh oh I the O reload this sa reload the save reload the save I refuse I don't want to kill it I don't want to hurt it we actually have to go murder a lot of people I feel like oh uhoh uhoh what have be donees horns lowered in your direction oh okay so I tried to cast a spell but instead I clicked the couch um oh we can still try to roll it here cuz you can't back out now well all right is this just a player where you're doing everything right and I just keep Mis clicking we're all good and everything is [Laughter] fine no monsters look at me I'm not a monster um intimidate inate hold on hold on hold on let me quick save let me quick save okay I have no uh pluses in Persuasion nice but I do have um back Downer else I feel like we should try to persuade I'm just so scared that I don't want to make those I don't want to oh I don't want to make him more scared he's already intimated s but I think the I oh it's a five it's pretty low yay car lck car lck Carl I just want him to be happy and comfortable you're not one of them at all I was ready to run you through oh the cow got it friend um it's all right what happened here monsters little ones and taller ones a the shiny one the shiny one oh did you know the dead Ox outside he was the biggest oh now I'm the biggest now I'm the biggest Goin it was screaming weaving around it's metal I made him stop screaming good job Mr Ox you did so good so proud of you I thought I could save him but I guess he's what's hiding here I think he's fine now cuz they're not here anymore okay I guess that's good okay so there's stuff in here so I'm going to save again because we did that well um and I'm going to move these boxes out of the way because I think this is where like the people are yeah this is I'm very nervous that like we're going to get ambushed in here or something cuz we stole the sh moving objects okay what oh sorry there's a man over there to the left through that little yeah what's is it yeah there's also a [ __ ] ton of fire wine right here yeah like a lot H wait do I have anything uh-oh uhoh yep yep uhoh what he's sneaking for you but you spot a man crouching between the shelves I knew the fire one was a trip no oh he's scared dexterity weight listen uh-oh you got A plus one recite the pass phrase oh yeah right no the pass phrase I totally forgot we had the pass flaming oh my god well down you go then they'll be on it soon so if you're looking to trade you best be quick oh we can trade have fun be the Wardrobe here's the key damn he just immediately trusted the hell out of us he was like all right cool here's everything I have oh there's a hatch over here I see it to put my hands on everything is there anything in here no I don't think there's anything in these places let's go in the hatch God I love the height difference between me and my girlfriend so cute I love it oh so cute Teran basement there's a basement he who has the best uh Charisma cuz that's the best person to trade I think um it affects it affects who trades what what what you get I'm I've read I saw it's I think it's probably me no we both have the same amount of Charis we have 17 I'm surprised not a stere on little little flirty pants I know wild I was expecting like more oh there's like yeah there's food I'm going to take the food I want it for cam supplies yeah camp supplies please that was probably important and I didn't read it so that's that's fine happens to the best of us I found the secret door so oh oh oh oh you're way over there I'm getting all this food oh I'm sorry I was I was looting I'm inber touch hold on uh oh hand it to carlac she's so strong she's so strong I'm going to just like there like a way that I can like clicky drag clicky drag parac just take some of this stuff you're the best yay all right I'm good now all right cool I'm walking through this uh in in staircase where are they oh they're back there oh oh hidden stairs oh okay oh the Centurion Hideout oh fun and I love that we have a flat oh I don't like that it just saved on its own though that scares me a little everything's going to be fine right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a gate here that we can open maybe oh far enough what's your business down here uhoh honestly and maybe we'll kill you clean oh skill save failed perception uhoh this is savior Al oh wait I got inspired the importance of networking okay friend of is a friend of the family importance of networking nice love it oh love that me and Aion are charlatans wait does this me you guys there's traps over there I see I see that I'm seeing that I thought you were ahead of me no I was behind you in a cut scene I'm going just disarm this I just try to save and see if I can disarm this this rock I'm scared I got a natat 20 on this rock oh I love that for you okay hold on let's go I did got I got a six that's not good you want me to disarm that one oh I didn't mean to do that oh God uh I am on it I I'm going to roll again real quick okay and just don't move if you fail and I'll yeah I tried I can't disarm I I did it I got it I got it I'm good I disarm talented good Lord I was a little nervous because yeah I I don't know why me hitting disarm just made it you know uhoh uhoh Oo we have another trap to I'm rolling yeah yeah yeah nice you're amazing you're a god tier nice done it definitely doesn't look done why does it not look done I'm I just oh there we go okay I was like hello cuz I Heard It Go success and then I'm like hello why does it keep doing that that with a failed perception I'll pee oh what's this a lever oh I don't think I want to hit that it's red which means it'll probably be they won't be happy about it the explosives are more volatile than a dragon born's Belch and they cost more than some of you are worth so stop messing with them it took me nearly half the day to to attach the mines to the ceiling and somebody took one down and lobbed it down the Elevator Shaft if you AR going to waste resources zerus would remind you that you are resources and she's not about throwing you down the shaft and you do and do you really want to risk attracting the attention of whatever might be at the bottom of that shaft where professionals act like it or I'll break your fingers oh my God okay a fine figure who's a haran is she hot want your portrait oh r hi if you have the gold my pet artist will make we can get painted oh my god what have a pet say we're his patrons yes huh found him wandering the Wilds alone who do you have painting for you and if his paintings they are holding a painter Captain release our bombs now oh what are you are you talking to someone no I'm I'm I'm listening to you sorry our monster painters Ash mate threats not so much oh no I just said that they definitely kidnapped this guy guy and he's like do you want to buy him what oh persuasion okay so I'm going to I'm going to just do a I'll pop a quick save real quick my god well thank you for the Bitties also nice sick shaft joke um you have a plus five in Persuasion I'm amazing at persuasion I'm amazing I need a 20 you got this Advantage I'm taking this advantage that I have cuz I'm scared please God oh oh my God oh my God oh my God we're buying a painter yeah we freed the artist SE sauers always have friends in high places that's why they're valuable but yeah might be we've drawn enough attention to this place shut up did we just free him bastard yeah we just took him we're taking him we're just free we just got him oh my God we're amazing is that him oh Oscar FIS my de why is brim red like that ever been bought before how much did I fetch oh no don't tell me oh there's nothing pressing what's True Value no well you should have I just freed you buddy I I am the Oscar FAS At Your Service he's a dick he's a dick no no no no he just looks like what how um don't worry you were free I don't think he'll take that very well will you do with your freedom yeah what will you do oh run crying back to my Patron I expect my betroth I should say assuming lady Jan still wishes to marry me a little T falling out t uh what happened what happened she offered me a future and so in a fit of Madness I told sorry my cat is screaming and I thought he would stop but he won't of the woman I loved before she found me love still in truth she was less than pleased real re re retre side to paint and clear my head oh to choose I suppose um yeah a horrifying dilemma with that yeah want to split the very Soul oh my God but I don't not dwell on it any longer L I weep what a dick we l we and we have your reward to consider once I have made my way safely back to the city oh so we got to take him back to [ __ ] balers gate is how we have to do I don't suppose you could spare some coin could you what I free you and you want my money yeah what do you mean 200 no thanks I have nothing to give I nothing to give nothing to give mightily imprudent of you I suppose I can endure walk sober oh my God he's a little [ __ ] he is what a [ __ ] gooberman go away Gap them maybe we'll get free art or something maybe yeah he just wanted our money for Booze that's it he just wanted it to walk drunk kind of wish he painted us now he better paint Us in balers SC I'll be [ __ ] pissed bro so is there anything else that we can grab from here think I don't know if I really want to murder these people but like they've got some they've got some silver there uh oh somebody's getting beat up up here uhoh sry hold on oh it's rugan see my handy he started before the knives came out oh no is he getting tortured cuz we stole the stuff wait who wait why did they just kick me out of that what happened what that was that was the end what and the I don't remember who rugan is do we yeah rugan's the guy isn't it who we we worked with oh that we stole the chest from yeah I'm sorry I'm trying to talk to him oh is it cuz we had the chest on our I don't know going to try to free him but I just saved so if we get attacked then rip okay You Beautiful Bastard didn't he has 2 Hp he might die immediately didn't he rob that corpse that we had uh that his friend had died right oh he definitely robbed his friend yeah see now we have to fight everybody we are not doing super hot but like we can try but he is like super hurting like I kind of am nervous about it I'm going to lightning this guy I think okay cuz he scares me and then okay he can you heal yourself oh you're damn he jumped far oh wow all right damn okay I'm going to bite this guy real quick let me just let's just get a little little Chompy Chomp yeah little Chompy Chomp like the idea of killing zerus they look very attractive oh oh true I'm so sorry bestie I mean we don't have to but also like it'll give us some sweet sweet XP and these guys seem like they literally just kid yeah they're not yeah yeah yeah they do be kid them right is it a trade place that we go to or we uh um drow poison that's that's rude ow you you broke my concentration you jerk how dare you bro get off my sister you nerd how dare you oh Carla kick some ass ooh there's smoke powder barrels uh-oh I have a bad feeling that that might blow up literally everything so I kind of don't want to do it but I am looking at it uhoh toxins oh well rugan's dead I didn't want rugan to be dead no yeah rugan died which was the whole reason we're in this fight do you want to reload I don't know what to do I don't know I wish we could just um free him without starting a a war yeah I don't know do we have to talk to someone else like what do you mean I don't want to cast a scroll or a vivify on R I don't care worth it I feel like maybe we could try to talk listen he wasn't going to die that I was just punching him and he was staying at two so what if we restart and try to talk to the guy about it all right okay let's see I'm going to talk to this this guy over here oh okay you go talk to if I can trade oh the leader I think that Q girl is the leader bestie yeah she's up top she's like right there IAD until he told me yeah he lost the shipment uh-oh uhoh rip this is our fault because of us I feel like we really should probably I owe you okay I just want you to know to to jog your little memory he his friend died and then he robbed their body and my thanks oh she just gave us money pity we didn't have you on the job from the start wait did she just take the stuff I wasn't paying full attention show you some of our more exotic items now oh my God yeah you definitely gave Goods this place is likely to be rub why did I give her the goods I didn't do that what oh give her the chest oh no I don't want to give her the chest leave that mention okay she just paid us for no reason yeah she just I don't know maybe for saving him I guess yeah even though now they're beating him the [ __ ] up okay what makes that cargo so important Z business not yours you did me a service doesn't make you one of us okay then uh leave without mentioning the cargo yeah what are you going to do what are you going to do someone kidnapped a Juke right on our bloody doorstep uhoh the Flaming fist will need someone to blame I don't plan on it being us okay yeah I don't want to give her that I don't want to give her the chest yeah no no no okay so we got paid we completed the missing shipment yeah we completed that but now he's just down there getting beat up uh I say we leave him we can leave him cuz what if he if we die he'll just oh sweet Jesus there are so many explosives in this goddamn cave luxie this is obscene how do you see them if you keep going past where I am looking right now there's just proximity explosives literally everywhere literally everywhere oh no yeah be careful yeah no they are prepping to there's like a little there's a little door back there's doors back there though no I don't oh there's button too I see I see them okay I see them I do not think we can get through I feel like you could only get through if you were tiny an excerpt from the true and impossible Adventures of Tina Brooks Maro a pulp cereal following the real life exploits of an interplaner ship's Captain the real Captain Maro is is known to never have left the native water deep and emerges from her room at the yawning portal only exchange scrolled manuscript for fresh meals and ink um oh it's literally a book yeah it's just a book I think what we should do is I think what we can do cuz we've leveled up more is we could probably go back to um hson honestly okay let's um long R before we do that yeah absolutely what do you want Gail one Endeavor too many to conduct tonight I have one ende too many to conduct oh do you want want to talk to me yeah apparently he want to talk to you and not me wow all right Gail who's that oh hello enter I thought when I was small I thought that was him is that the deity Wizards a door mistra right oh oh ma you startled me I uh miles away is he jerking after her what's happening yeah D to tell me why you're Conjuring an image of the Goddess for the seldom purpose of prayer you had to Jerk It MRA commands all magic salvation I wish we knew why he dress like such a [ __ ] idiot yes imagine him trying to seduce you has to take off his velvet pajam oh my God yeah sorry hold on I have to take off my three-piece velvet pajama suit magic is my life I've been in touch with the Wei for as long as I can remember there's nothing like it music and now youve got some Shenanigans going on beauty all rolled into one and give an expression through the senses okay is he sniffing her oh please please roast him a little yes I can play by ear please I want you to roast him I hate this oh my magic is both ancient and raw sometimes even volatile for my draconic bloodline oh both of the options are cool but one roast them a little more but you can do whatever you want yeah fair enough though in the end we're still playing the same composition perhaps I can show you what I mean by reaching into the weave together that I think he wants to bang you oh this seems like it look at your face I think this is a little Hanky Panky wait he wants to [ __ ] me I this seems are you kidding look at your face what's the weave I kind of want to reach in should I not I don't know I can save I can see where the weave is yeah save it I'm saving I'm SC wait no wait wait oh I just realized that he might get [ __ ] up by whatever he has oh no what what's he going to do is this a ghost moment oh no I think we're just reaching into into the magic together okay now you dude uhoh imitate the gesture with ease oh okay yeah yeah uh I look stupid wild are we flirting is this his version of flirting yeah I don't know what's happening like a kind word and a kind touch at the same time oh oh no it's warm and comfortable excellent now now repeat after me I don't want to cast spells with you I don't know what they mean bro no no no um I just like tongue twisters let's just call it a night I this feels like for for us both hating him this seems like the S of rose water and a sense of well-being a sliver of weave that tastes sweet on the tongue you can taste magic very good just tasting it now what is happening I love that the dog is literally just running around back there true as you can what uh his home that's cute yeah my sandals look so stupid I can't wait to change our pajamas the unmistakable presence of mistra the lady of mysteries now if I could [ __ ] M A de something like the anticipation of a kiss look at the the pleasure of being closed in peace hi May how are you are you guys dude dude are we going to [ __ ] mr's hand you did it you're channeling see this feels this makes so much more sense for someone who is not a goddamn magic user like it's like no [ __ ] you're channeling The Weave you're a [ __ ] sorcerer bro like this isn't as cool as it would be for someone who was not a magic user very true I'm just like yeah could have could have done that earlier I could have been over there on my own I'm hard to please yeah take off your stupid chaps and find out okay no no not intimate not intimate you're in no mood to be so close to Gail bye look he's mad like stupid velvet outfit get out of here look I don't it's like this is killing me because he looks like he's trying hard to like impress you but it's like it's like why would that impress you cuz you're a [ __ ] magic user and then he gets all like weird when it doesn't impress you like what do you mean your hard to please what how that doesn't you didn't wear those jammies Ash I have to tell you I think I might be into it no I'm so mad I'm [Music] leaving okay but he's enjoying a moment of magic trying to impress you by the fact that he can make you do magic even though you can already do magic okay but if we weren't Sorcerers it'd be cool you know it would be so cool but the fact that we're Sorcerers makes it the anti- cool I feel like it's like he takes everybody to the same date spot but the samee spot it feel lazy it feels lazy's brows as your minds connect he sees the burning embers of's rest oh then Floric face as she tells you of Raven God's abduction h older Raven guard's been taken oh oh hi would he did he just like get a tldr from our adventures yeah he did yeah all right then we need to seek him out and get him to safety you see Grand dukee ravengard is my father what I know I haven't said I'm sorry relation was no matter of what the [ __ ] is happen happening will win when you were going to you weren't going to mention that will you were literally like oh by the way this major plot point is a thing oh and this one is well and this one we should help him that's my dad yeah hey what I can't trust you if you keep so many Secrets what the [ __ ] are you talking about aren't you worried that your father's been abducted he seems so chill yeah more than worried so I'm not interested in your lineage is so funny yeah who so interesting to the drown even the houses of meno banen would have little use for my father uh-huh no this is no Dr plot these absolute sh these Souls his absence alone will seow chaos in the city yeah if they were to infect him he could lead Boulder's Gate to ruin all the more reason to find him the absolute has not just my father but the future of the sword Coast oh yeah you shouldn't keep Secrets like this will yeah please don't I know anything else you have to tell us that's a huge thing my story is one of two men what a blade of Frontiers a man hunting the fiends who prey on the weak and CLA the coast yeah and will ravengard oh a memory of a wher a man who belongs to the stop whining I wanted you not the shadow he left behind let's talk about something else yeah I'm all for it I don't even know oh yeah no I'm I'm good how does it feel to be a devil oh my God I'm so all I can think of is that screenshot where somebody's like he's so hot and liaran Studios is like the devil yeah wa yeah what all right you know what um let's do this CU I think he likes yeah the one put me out of house and home I think you already did this but look I want some points I need I'm not getting any [ __ ] thing no I don't blame it get out of here I'm forbidden unless maora permits it but I'll say this the moment I packed myself to M I have not regretted for a heart so many scars is awesome sick all I can give you on that is my solemn word yep all right oh that's it and then it kicked me out okay cool um are you talking to your girlfriend hey Soldier depends on the type ice Devils hate an inferno but that's an easy one orthon love projectiles what they don't love is getting their bombs lobbed right back in their faces okay demons on the other hand every demon is absolutely singular you can't ever think you've got them typed out sharp instincts sharp weapons and a knack for improvisation that's the only way to survive him okay okay anyway what were we talking about oh she gets so into it she's like this is actually my special interest thank you for asking thank you so much I've been studying them uh yeah what about this funny you should ask I was just thinking about what would have become of us without that nautiloid I mean I know where I'd be trapped in a verest still with a blade of Frontiers on my tail I love car so much oh I'd be back home not a care in the world be in the middle of another adventure blessedly free of any tadpole so much happened I can barely remember what life was like what were we doing before babes we definitely weren't not a care in the world probably an adventure yeah in the middle of an adventure I can picture you getting mixed up in some outrageous [ __ ] Giants I love her beholders I love her she's incredible she's just so excited about everything she is I Love It of TR to throw ourselves at I would love to be on an adventure with you babe thank you for asking TR as your boyfriend hey I want to see if St has anything to say he probably won't what can I do for you oh wow that was a more chipper response thanks it wasn't just a yes it was a well hello so there you go we're getting somewhere a cute and then he said what can I do for you so just don't mind me tuing my hair behind my ears over here do you want to just try to go to like the blighted village and just go into the goblin place again yeah [ __ ] it why not cuz I think we're we're stronger right we got better magic now we're like another level up I'm going to be honest I literally just merked everybody in this in my solo playthrough at level four and it was fine so okay okay hopefully we'll be okay let's get on in there yeah cuz we already saved our sweet little Bard um oh yeah we have carlac now we didn't have carlac last time carlac will true slam people also I made some potions of speed in case okay um yeah I'm still not 100% on Alchemy okay but but I did make potions of speed I love that okay so fun times we have um who did you want to do first do we want to get hsen or do you want to not have it be that chaotic he's so strong but like like it will make us have to kill everybody in this Camp well think about this if we have to kill everybody in this camp we get a lot of experience we get so so much like we'll be so it let's grab him and let's just do it all right right hey hson uh I'm making K like talk to the rat I'm going to look the ring do have to die the oh just kidding I'm talking to Hon again and it just ripped me away cool them I'm so sorry I can't watch that what's the rat saying H he smells death oh okay last for this full turn so that's F my claws are yours my claws are yours all would love that oh we've got the bear now bear man where G scattle scared but prepared yeah we got this we already killed these people that are over here right no well we didn't we didn't well I can do this no yeah we only killed that uh that other thing M mhm true true potato all and I'm distracted by how huggable H it is why did that barely give me any damage at all what is this you got 10 damage oh well no no not no no sad I'm going to move back so I can hit him with an arrow better hamstring shot you're not allowed to go anywhere [Music] nice don't go anywhere okay that's that's fine you can snack me okay leave her knees alone oh oh uh be time can't reach the destination what are you talking about are you kidding me we're going to just jump hey man uh what nice 12 damage he can like solo some of these people oh there's another nice nice nice nice where oh was on the other side of the wall that's uh that's SC that's scat that's SC yeah yeah how can you see that we're here what do you mean bro damn she's got a jump and a half mhm yeah you jump further and higher if you're strong like she can jump really [ __ ] high oh no stop isn't the drum broken no it glitched unbroken remember oh you so right which really hurt my feelings okay he's definitely out of the way now let's stash though give you some more move my bud well let's keep you to the side so people can go past you you big old bear boy oh oh my God I literally just found a ring of poison resistance hello what okay damn what is today's loot that was perfect oh this this Goblin's going to see me going to walk past Oh no just kidding I lied okay um oh boy this is um okay hold on oh oh yeah he's saw me now oh oh miss oh that's just rude yeah it is rude thank you what path lies before me let me see if I can't uh do a little Seven health kick my ass there we go oh my God look at the little shock in the Smoke Ash look it a vult moment feels so good feels so good love a certified volt moment certified voltage Vol certified voltage oh God we're going to have to fight everybody in the main room first I believe before we get around the corner that's okay okay um uh-oh what's this oh we he we literally oh he's going to hit that stupid drum he literally no way he's like in another room oh we're we're not in we're not in it anymore do I go from here our stereo on is out of combat what no way mhm what's happening a yeah St like left the room or something oh my God we got this it's actually so chill it's actually so chill oh they they don't have much okay so I kind of want to get that guy cuz he's going to piss me off but like you're still oh my God your little bear tip Taps my little bear Tippy tapies all right um I'm going to try to like snipe this person from back here gbbo hey Grio critical Miss suck my balls that was rude okay well we get another shot with a ston cuz he's really good with this please hit yes okay all right hold on when I can get like some oh you're going to get rocked buddy oh you have one Health you actually suck and I want to scream I don't want to wait least my you know I know on this one Health I know it's like honestly a piss off so no bro okay fine let me just brother I swear to Sweet Jesus now that we're all here Aion can't get around to hit oh actually no he can he can he can squeeze he can squeeze hold on I can do like a like a bonus action to like just stab him in the back and kill him oh my god oh then we can do this and hopefully get you for Aion who are you bestie you should be way stronger than this I'm going to in web the bottom of the stairs since they all have to come that way okay yeah sure and then you can flame it up yeah yeah yeah I can in web you can un web what do you mean it's block I literally don't have enough movement what oh you have to be closer maybe yeah damn I'll end this oh yeah I guess I'll end this turn and get closer I'm so far I don't know why I'm so slow I'm so sorry I just got pulled down the stairs like you guys can do that but I'm I was literally waiting to have a bunch of you guys in one spot so I can smack the [ __ ] out of you so like that's really cool okay so what I can do is this I have a disadvantage cuz they're too close that's honestly so so rude um okay well let's just cast burning hands then cuz you guys are right in front of me you freaking dumb asses oh my hi did a murder did a little bit of a murder um I think I can actually expeditious so I can do that and I can run the [ __ ] away without them attacking me right what what is this one one little tap oh whatever one little tap that's fine okay um going to end my turn and then Aion my dear oh we can get gut um let's try to get this Warlock lock first cuz you're concentrating on something six what do you mean okay I'm going to do the web now okay oh rude oh that's okay it's still flammable no matter if they've saved or not I think so yeah he can I just set the web itself on fire yeah you can just any shoot anything in the web area and it should like turn it can you stop and I'm in webbed she webbed me with your web you know oh that's [ __ ] up that was so [ __ ] up honestly you can still walk through I believe it just makes your movement speed slower I'm going to multiattack just in case I don't get enough good attack I did but it's fine he's dead okay I need to throw a heal on you can I jump down there I totally can I'm going to jump kind of in the way it's okay just jump lay over there hey man I'm over here now maybe they'll just focus on the be a little bit I'm just going to save before I do this because I'm a little nervous good [Music] idea cool just making sure that it wasn't going to hit our bare friend even though it definitely should have cuz it went right through him it's fine you cast it over him because you're an incredible sorcerer it's true and I actually almost killed some of these people so that's fun nice amazing okay I definitely don't have enough movement because of of the webbing so that's so my bad I uh imagine the webbing going differently instead I feel like I've left you stranded that's fine that's F what's done is done my friend inse are you for [ __ ] real right now that was so rude honestly I don't think I've hit a single person this whole fight so far oh it is okay I also just realized I used multiattack so I can't multiattack gut now that's cuz I oh of course she has that okay oh my God everything's fine she's the web great you good yep all right oh my gosh I'm in ra critical Miss on gut are you kidding well I killed one of them at least guess we can just kind of focus on good a little bit don't use that I'm just on fire everything's fine well think about how many enemies we had and how many we have okay yeah he double hit there thank God okay yeah she is like one hit away from death She's So almost dead she might kill me though I hope she doesn't oh he did he did though he did thanks BD [ __ ] okay I'll pick you up I'm right next to you okay oh my [ __ ] okay well Hon's now out of wild shape which is not the best but he might have heals [Music] oh um fine hey thank you nice but cheek okay then she's going to do something and I might die but we'll see I think I can stand in front of her hopefully that helps I don't n yeah hey it did oh don't heal you jerk okay so I have another one of those and there are oh can I hit you hold on oh I don't have an action cuz I just got healed oh oh oh oh I can take this drink thank God okay there's that now you be a sneaky snake mister and shoot her come on why can't you hit for more than won you dingdong this hurts my feelings bro I also could probably just shove her off the side oh my palmel strike was a critical hit let's go she's [ __ ] dead no she's not dead she's one God damn it I'm going back into a wild shape cuz that's like so beefy potent magic ooh oh uh should I take has a true Soul Paras I think all of these uh leaders have parasites so we can collect them and like level up like crazy with our little worms okay well my friends won't rest until they avenge me well you're a little good I have something to tell you your friends are dead you're an [ __ ] I'm probably going to die oh I missed that's so [ __ ] dope thanks bud can you walk back mm no for throat hold on oh hey well they're dead Okay so so now we only have like two people left alive what do you got there oh you tossing me a little poshy POS I would never absolutely I am yes I'll TOS it down to the ground so we can both get it we should both light up if it'll hit both of us yes look at that that was so spicy oh oh he's dead yeah he's super dead hell yeah is on staring oh hell yes please come from behind him shoot him in the but look at him being a sneaky little man shoot him in the butt get him yes brother oh my gosh he has a wall why they always have one HP bro this is nonsense so rude oh hold on Big Bear energy not enough movement oh we are very in the way wor okay no that's so fine actually it's so chill oh can I still attack ATT if I can just do a little smack oh yes okay okay Overkill [Laughter] time wo oh see you were sneaky sneaky no I went with hson and I was a terrible terrible Menace to Society but it's totally so [Music] chill

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Keywords: baldur's gate, baldur's gate 3, baldurs gate, baldurs gate 3, bg3, astarion, gale, shadowheart, romance, romancable, drow, twins, fun, funny, friends, coop, multiplayer, giveaway, phone, boss, stream, bite, vampire, luxiegames, ashleyroboto, twin, silly, karlach, wyll, playthrough, full, let's play, dnd, raphael, demon, evil, deal, scary, goblin, goblins, halsin, druid, bear, bear romance, hot, attractive, cute, hot guys, Gale, withers, skeleton, spooky, Halloween, Karlach, Avernus, mommy, mizora, mystra

Id: sUu4ni8TiKU

Length: 60min 24sec (3624 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 21 2023