LEGAL TWINS get a LOBOTOMY in Baldur's Gate 3!

[Music] [Music] so I have you know how we keep getting people that are just like chilling and vibing with one HP there's a worm power called call the weak that if you bring a creature down to fewer hit points than the number of evolved elcid Powers it dies immediately and every All Creatures nearby take some damage I don't think we can unlock it right now but oh it's uh it's later on mhm I got it on my shuttle play through and it is so good I don't know if I see it I see it I see it the creatures also mean us but like it's pretty low damn but it's pretty cool still cuz we do have a worm available if you want to grab yourself a worm power yeah I might do concentrated blast yeah because I concentrate a lot what did we Oh see now we can do call the week I hate that how that looks I'll be honest it's kind of icky oh I got the absolutes T men oh fun yeah I got some I got some stuff Aid a bewildering potion of sleep a rancid note let's read that slobber chops drw who was nosing around ain't just some tomb Robin Adventure type calls himself hson ugly name for an ugly bastard I had a little word or two with him before the lashers put his hairy ARS on the in the pins said he thinks there's something rotten inside us inside me reckons he can help get rid of the rot I told him we don't need any help from nobody never did and especially now not now that the absolute's taken a shine us I say there there will be something rotten inside him soon enough there's a lot of rancid meat down in the pin and when we cut him open I'll make sure if he stays alive long enough for the maggots to make a nest of him e we also got her War board a shield um okay yeah let's do our our long Resto if you need to yeah let's do a little long rest where are you going we have work to do do enemies to kill oh are we not allowed to leave yet we might not be wait I see camp and resting menu no see I literally went to take long rest and he's like where are you going we have work to do enemies to kill well I purposely didn't use many of my um spell slots so I mean I can still try cuz I I can like try to do some smacky or some ranged attacks to be honest cuz I just used all of my spell slots cuz I think that's the most amount of enemies that we're going to have to fight at once for now cuz yeah okay fine let's focus on that sorry sorry bro sorry bro you got so mad at me and for why I'm a little nervous about it I actually oh oh hey bud wow oh you went to the other side okay but that's like so perfect I love that we have split ourselves because them we definitely like kind of pins are attacked which is like kind of spicy that's cute actually let's get Aion to attack first come on come on come on don't miss you fool why did you miss how dare you miss that's honestly so rude I agree oh it's be time let's just do a little dashy Dash let's dashy Dash with there hey man I'm running big old bear time what's good oh someone else is coming around the mountain around the mountain the mountain when they they'll missing all their shots they'll missing all their shots they'll be missing all their shots when they thank you thank you for this sing along really made me happy anytime anytime please get shot thank you I'm going to do some Shenanigans here don't worry about it I'm just going to kill that guy with a bear so I'm going to come over here and try try to get um did you already let's actually try to get this sharpy oh a little bit a little bit of some Shenanigans uh I've got disadvantage there so I'm just going to move forward turn with you and let's just do a little murder from down here oh my gosh onep I'm going to freak out I'm going to how do they always have one HP no matter what I don't understand bro maybe it's an oh Ash Maybe it's the worm oh it might be the worm do they all have worms they don't all have worms only the big guys when she was touching them she was touching them right so they they were blessed by the absolute oh maybe ew I don't like that um no no no no no no friend spell SL to gain hit points in Wild shape what just happened I missed missed and I'm mad no I missed and I'm angry oh no I don't want to I'm nervous cuz we could go out here and attack more people but I don't really want to bring more people in but I feel like I'm not doing much at the moment you know yeah why not let's do it I'll I'll follow you they've got to do something like we can't get them they have to either die or okay here we go we brought some we brought some folks in a little scary but but it's fine I think I can oh I think I can go in and maybe do some shooty shooties uh a squad wow drawer has some HP oh he sure does that's okay hon has like double attacks we'll be okay we'll be fine we'll be fine I have nothing but the utmost faith in us do I have to shoot this person again with one HP and then cry thank you Jesus Jesus Christ finally God damnn it cry oh god oh don't hex don't do that that's the wor our bear that's my bear hey draw Raglin oh you're dashing oh no no you don't have to do that you don't have to do that what the [ __ ] is that I don't know but he just pushed me away that was kind of that was kind of rude as [ __ ] to be honest what the hell bro oh get away from my bear get out of here brother brother because of you brother bear we have come full circle we have achieved glory and greatness I'm going to do my little dancey dance and my little dashy Dash thank you I need you to know that Max constantly references I'm going to show you my little dance dance all I'm going to show you my little Dan you will not hold person on my woman how dare you not enough mov I he look like he's about to do the bear from behind be honest I don't know no don't miss what do you mean bro that literally hurt my feelings you got 10 10 I know but I could have got like 20 you know I'm sorry is K I don't know Aion if you were to shoot anybody oh and it happened to be Nat yeah yeah hold on hold on yeah who is doing a little holdy oldie booy n they're like on the edge of glory right there I'm on the edge oh N I was going to try to like scooch around somehow and shoot um the person who's hold personing on you aren't you no your heck strength thing oh no you're hold personing yeah yeah yeah I'm a silly Billy okay yeah no they're dead no they're not dead hold on not going to make them dead really they're right on the edge hold on no no no no no the best thing I still have my other character to try to shoot them please the best thing about a be please please yes yeah yes fall into the pit no they're so close they're literally Hanging On by like the I like how they're actually hanging off it a little bit though that's kind of sick don't eldrich blast me you fool where are you going hey oh the rafters get out of the rafters get out of the rafters you fool oh no don't go into rage that's not cool that's honestly kind of silly don't do that oh my god oh so close so close to the pit oh so close to the pit oh God bro it's actually fine no we chill wait who is that oh 17 oh that was nice yeah the hell this is a bonus action thank God so I can use a level three spell slot to heal thank you and then do a little smacky smack on this guy thank God God if only we could get him p pushed into the pit where the freaking spiders are I know I definitely am not strong enough to push him into the pit but I should you definitely are not so if I just out of sheer curiosity mhm I have a 5% chance of pushing him into the pit oh my God five I don't have any spell SLS or else I could actually like maybe try to push him with Thunder Wave which would probably be more helpful but that's fine and I'm going to go ahead and ra thank you see if I can try to topple him somehow nope I completely missed love that for me thanks buddy I'm going to try I'm I'm going to hail may this 5% here if I get him into this pit I actually I will scream okay you miss 100% of the shoves you don't take you're so true so true oh no that would have been so sick dude I I would have screamed just your tiny ass pushing this raging yeah this true Soul what even is he is he a demon I don't fully know question mark hold on can I Target outside a normal range disadvantage but I could get some High Ground I'm going to kill this guy first hold on just get out of my no oh so close I swear these one I'm going to no you know what I'm going to I'm going to no no no no no keep running forward we're going to do a little little much thank you very much up very nice your game is cursed I never get one HP that's so cool thanks no oh my God you missed no I missed I thought he was hitting me but I was hitting him that sucks no he pushed us into the spider pit and I'm dead no oh this is the worst thing that could have possibly happened oh my God I'm sorry you yelled about hson and not me getting pushed into the pit hey yell about you I'm in the pit too man are you talking about me no I'm unconscious I'm not dead dead I'm just down there um yeah I think we should save scum fully and completely where is okay do it do it do it the iron gate is locked but I think we have the key for it if you want to try to get the spiders but I don't know I do I I do want to kind of talk to the spiders like what if they help us I'm nervous that they'll just attack us on site to be honest but you can try there's a lever there's a l oh that's so smart I see it I see the lever there it is hi spider oh no we can actually just talk to the large giant spider yeah that's what I was hoping for oh my God that's so scary SP seems pois to attack but she is it trying to communicate that's so cute shut up my God ta Tippy tap clap your hands together mimicking her movements I'm going to cry um you get sick if you ate me or you should eat a goblin instead they're delicious I think uh yeah either way uh hold on let me just do another another quick save here no B deal um oh let's add a bonus please animal friendship yes cuz I'm wearing my animal friendship persuasion oh oh my God beautiful kiding me those are my friends delicious I do not know but cruel and sharp yes bindable and wrappable and bitable yes I kind of love the spiders even though they're grossing me out no shot yes and I charlot in a better offer one one inspiration and 30 XP oh my God we just relas oh we released the spiders onto them holy [ __ ] wait can we help out I want to help out the spiders okay we do have our bear still so that's fun I cannot believe the spiders are working for us it makes me honestly so happy that was incredible that's that's the best uh this is the best game it is the best game they like Tippy tap cuz they wanted to talk how dare you don't touch my spider oh oh that spider wanted to eat me but she's instead going to eat you stop no oh critical Miss get rocked Loser come on get him thank you you're dead sick and then this bear what can you do Bud kind of not much I'll just keep you here I guess yeah we're good in this room until we move on right oh no we have one more yeah we got yeah well now we're good okay well they're going to move on perfect oh they're healing oh my God hey let me they he up the full shut up I'm going to scream oh who who who who sharp eyes zammy oh she's oh the one that's up top correct what do you mean oh my gosh there's an Arachnophobia mod on Nexus mods that replaces all the spiders in bg3 with a dog oh that's cute so the dog just tippy Taps their little claws on the ground the dog Tippy DS his little paws on the ground they're going around going through oh my gosh they're they are firing through I am proud of you oh my gosh we have sent spiders into battle this is this is incredible this is amazing this is absolutely wild okay I think that oh God I'm scared the uh it's fine please oh my God they're really just charging in I'm so afraid please don't he's raging already bro he hates spiders so much he really hates spers scar he's scared of spiders dude he's scared oh my God he's going to heal he's going to hurt she's dead she's dead he killed her right away not enough movement but like I can I can I can for sure do this please not enough movement I'm going to cry how dare you do this to me I'm going to just try to dash across the other side yeah I'm going to also try to do that cuz since I can't really oh I'm just going to get right here I'm going to try to not they can still hit me from there I think but whatever oh [ __ ] did I just oh my God R jump oh my God broken so smart oh and they ran back to hide spider's better than me spider is kind of crushing did Spider just like literally hide after that what a what a ball thing op I literally wish we could have done this with keeping both spiders alive but that spider did like rush into there fully leadership aura stop that don't Dash don't Dash you can stop anytime wait if we bring them out here well they can still push us into the pit probably easier [ __ ] never mind I lied don't do this stop this I beg of you wait I have big bear energy [ __ ] you far no I'm a silly Billy I'm trying to decide if I should Dash or shoot my shot at this Warrior Hulk I think you should try to get H rocked maybe I'm also just fair warning oh [ __ ] oh yeah no I think you should maybe move carlac carlac is is just like car tickling the taint of that pit I will move carlac in a mo oh yeah no it's not her turn yet but like Just for future W you know what I mean yeah carlac goes after yall that's okay cuz after this guy it's just a small spider and then us how I was going to say if that hits I will rage I'll be wrathful okay so mine is 2 to n damage oh I guess my Fireball is let's just let's just three probably could have done more damage with anything else but that's so fine I am like so terrified of going over there so I'm not even going to take my whole movement cuz I am scared um I do feel genuine fear um okay yeah he can't just let's just try to smack this guy all right cool nice that was so good yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm so scared any attack is a good attack no spider please be careful oh oh wo oh wow sorry spider is smarter than us every time spider does anything I'm just like oh yeah sorry I just uh yeah yeah yeah no no no it's totally chill oh casting spells is blocked in this Aura just so you know oh okay oh that was spicy he bleeding he's bleeding get him and I'm just going to tiptoe to away from that oh here oh amazing amazing amazing amazing loser W don't you have a cool down stop what are you going for that's a bear that was so mean oh oh he's really kicking his ass oh my sweet Jesus relax okay I have have that potion of Greater healing I can probably I don't think you can do oh if you can throw it mayhaps but on to I just don't want hson to die forever yeah cuz what I can do is I can do 13 to 30 damage on him right now but I can also expend spell slots to heal myself I think oh I can do both I can do both this is a bonus action ha never mind choice is made up only five are you kidding well five is better than none five is better than none critical Miss H we are literally fist fighting we're fist fighting I'm going to kick your ass oh you son of a oh you stupid fart critical [Applause] M everything's fine you're alive down there you're okay I'm alive okay that was horrifying and scary saved by sacred thank God sacred flame clim is like SP hi ah are you able to do you just have to run back up or can you climb this no can you climb anything I that's what I thought oh I think you can just go up the stairs and come around again which is kind of if you just have to dash I don't know wait can you attack from down there can you get them get them I'm trying oh boy I would love to try to push these guys around I can like push you like like I can go and push you the hell down 45% yes get [ __ ] on loser 100% And dead am oh my God okay okay okay okay and knocked down oh you're amazing I'm just literally pooping my pants it's totally okay okay you have an advantage cuz you're quite literally on the ground so let me just try to do this and just do a little stabby stab while you're on the ground oh my God y such a hot couple team right now amazing see that was that was the power couple turn now we're going to be useless forever you're like back to back and he's like showing his teeth off and you're like sparkling with lightning I can see it oh my God see my lightting like reflecting on his little shiny teeth love it it's so picturesque okay come on oh can you push him please God this is spot you're God I'm so excited he's in the web wait can Carl do anything else I'm uh trying to throw you can pick up a [ __ ] and throw him down there if there's anyone dead near you oh nice that's sick no that's [ __ ] that's sick I love that okay okay okay sweet and he's bleeding and he's on fire he's bleeding and he's on fire god I'm down there you I knew you were he missed I use my shield oh okay it's fine oh oh what the hell excuse you it's it's good it's good everything fine uh okay so bear can't really do much but Aion can smack from from uh back there is it just who the hell is alive still okay so I'm going to actually lunar M with this sweet guy for now cuz he needs some love thank God okay and I'm going to try to a [ __ ] oh I can still Dash I'm going to try down I'm going to dash down here and maybe he'll do something else other than come for you but I'm going to try to get Aion and I have to like shoot at him or something do you do you see the gate being down like he's stuck behind the gate no you can close the gate on him though but I don't yeah you can close the gate on him it's down on me oh no the gate is yeah the gate is open for me the gate desyncs sometimes his AOE triggered the lever and he got himself stuck behind it oh okay yeah then just okay hopefully he doesn't come through because I can see through do you have a health potion by any chance immune to poison damage immune to poison damage damn that's oh you it's Iron Gate you're you're hitting gate you hit the gate oh I can't shoot a potion through the gate no I think the sense that makes sense that's okay um I do have a potion but I am actually instead going to you want to like run oh oh yep you going run away speed and I'm going to run away yeah run so yeah you're out of his like aggro that would be so sick and then you and and then that guy does something and then hopefully we can just shoot at him from back here cuz that would be honestly so spicy 36 disadvantage Target outside of normal range that's so silly nice anything will do yeah he is burning so at least there's that are you able to come around and just do a Ry point and shooty at him from like this side of the bridge I can try yeah uh I keep getting stuck on like the second floor so annoying yeah it's very strange the camera gets stuck on a lot of stuff in this sometimes I forgive them because I love it yes I believe in you oh well whatever he has gaping wounds so there's that he's got gaping wounds and he's sound he's burning he's got gaping wounds that's always fun he's bleeding I think as well and I'm going to brother it's not going to happen brother he's so he's trying so hard to open that gate please don't break no way please don't break please don't get this don't break don't you [ __ ] dare please time out please time out thank you he's trying so hard over there he's like please please please when the janitor has a 100 keys on a ring he's just jingling his big key ring trying hardest I want someone who won't give up on me like the way he won't give up on that lck let's smack him well he got [ __ ] on so there's that I'm worried about y'all in this grease I know I know I'm nervous about it but like I can't open that door and I'm kind of stuck I'm going to maybe try to jump out of the gra I'm going to jump out of the graas there we go yeah that's a great idea okay hi um all right we're going to end the turn now and then me breath I'm going to just try to shoot you me please oh yeah that was beautiful very nice and then my bonus action I'm going to jump out of the grease bye wow you're so talented wow that felt so nice there we go oh God they're that spider is trying so hard that spider hates them yeah I'm actually I'm just going to like run away cuz I am actually afraid and we're just going to run here I think that's a great idea just in case so there's that he's trapped and we have him cornered so we can just continually [ __ ] him up yeah yep yep yep okay they do some sh okay so you are immune to poison I don't think he is I think you just hit the gate last time oh so true thank you for the reminder you're welcome bestie I got you please if he's also immune to poison I'll freak out there we go you got saved but you know you heard you hit him for a mount he oh I'm sorry you can double is this because of I think of you're so fast yeah oh my God Powerhouse he's almost dead he has 10 HP sweet I really just want to oh my God okay we need to kill these freaking people that are up here I can't see them even like it my camera won't let me go up there I know let me see oh we can probably click their images huh yeah I I did that and then it come on three nice oh shut up you this is going way better than I thought I would come on eight come on oh concentration broken though so he's not blessed anymore dude man M man I probably could have killed him honestly with those two attacks but it's fine uh whatever okay all right um apparently hitting o gives you a full top down where you can actually see everything it's still kind of I hate how that looks though amazing immune to fire damage at the gate I'm like what do you mean no it's the gate it's the gate I literally was thinking that no it's like he's literally burning right now so here he goes again guys you're trying so hard honey I cannot believe the spider pit you know that like let me that's just this man literally let me [Laughter] in oh my God yeah he's doing so well just a few more times no did you just heal did you just jump off and almost die yeah did they what yeah jumped off and broke their ankles they're prone in the spider's body what are you doing bro why did you do that do that what just happened I so confused can I shoot you in the ass from over here hold on Arachnophobia is a [ __ ] I shot him in the that spider was going to break his fall holy [ __ ] let's try let's try it come on three you're you're a whole turd it's fine um you can do kind of that that's it actually so come on spider this spider still fighting them they're like in a they're in a completely different fight right now they are they are one One V one come on car one second let me see everybody in all the chats carlac carlac let him try one more time to unlock it oh poor guy and oh wow just go down oh you hit the door and not him he's standing in it he's standing in it but it's okay the next his next turn he'll literally die as soon as it's his turn oh he's dead oh yeah yeah he's dead there we go sweet I don't know where I'm going to go to be honest we're like waiting for that's you're never going to hit the spider they have to die because that spider deserves to live that spider hella deserves to live I'm so sad that I'm desperately sad that that one spider died for like what I don't even know but thank sweet merciful god I'm going to talk to my my spider you're going to go talk to your spider I want to Way Forward there's parasite in that cor I know I know honey I know you never got to see the other side of that game pour one out oh sorry hold on you are safe no we will not bite another I'm going to cry yeah we do have one short rest left yeah I'm going to just I'm going to short rest us so we can just exist and I love how everybody moans like that o oh dra draw Raglin key oh [ __ ] oh oh o oh I know a thing I know something I know things there's a treasure room back here I believe is that blood where um back behind his thing there's like a treasure room oh behind his weird alter yeah behind his altar I'm pretty sure unless I'm just absolutely ridiculous but I'm fairly certain there's a little treasure room look like there's a gate and stairs yeah know uhoh who's here who oh there's someone else here oh how did you not join the battle this whole time me this whole time no there's just someone literally here missed oh aerion for the love of God Bud come on we do have some oh you absolute no no it's fine uh-uh I refuse I ref to through the damn tulips Tiptoe Through the Tulips with me God bless okay so hi call the weak delicious delicious I got called the week so now those one HP nonsenses should be fine Treasures okay what do we got used rans key so we have oh [ __ ] amula of Cs chosen ification can trip got infernal iron o gloves of the growling Underdog where gains advantage on melee attack rolls ooh that should carlac should wear those I think I have carlac wearing them in my solo file the wearer dashes or take similar action dur combat they gain momentum for three turns I think I gave those to a and there's 548 gold what is infernal iron I think that's something for uh carlac to be honest oh cool okay so I'm you can take those two cuz I think Carli will actually say something when you pick it up oh do I need to oh they're on the okay yeah they're in the chest I see I see I see I see oh not me look yeah she should there it is yeah that's what my made oh needs it for Priestess gut might have been able to help us but being a goblin proved to be fatal for her it happens it happens um okay so I'm going to slap on those boots on uh s you should put the gloves that you picked up on carlac I believe got it um oh I also have something called Faith breaker that's pretty spicy and I think that might be 6 to 16 not 10 never mind just kidding um where the hell are these booties there on myri kind of suck your cantrips we can I think Respec our spells when we rest wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what are are what are the Scrolls oh those are just Scrolls what are cant trips do I have even have any you should yeah examine examine one8 healing I see I do have them they're they're poison an Al you touch regains hit points but possibly falls asleep oh oh uh that's un dangerous at all no but it's 1d8 of healing which is pretty nice I might just put that on just cuz there Constitution what are our our constitution in this party is actually pretty good aerion's the lowest at 14 which is still like you know not terrible so I think that actually might not be horrific wait did one of us get branded by the absolute no she didn't touch us oh you're right no no we didn't we were like why would we need that huh true and then they're like you're true you're true you're so real I'm so sorry I'm sorry for so this Talisman has absolutes Mercy if the wearer Bears the absolutes brand they have advantage on death saving throws yeah I saw that uh we have one more person to murder I literally can't see her though why is she not here I think she's here she you just can't see them from oh we're just too far away yeah okay unfortunately if we tried to long run uh H's going to be mad at us but we did Kill literally all of her ads and she can't summon anyone else I think she'll probably be the easiest we got this I do think we have it okay I'm going to save again just because you know we just did some things all right here we go commence the battle oh boy CU you yeah I have to be right up to you and nice nice fun okay uh nice oh oh okay I assume we can jump that I hope so okay uh it was acid I didn't know it would break a bridge good to know for later I guess so sorry um oh hey saved get rocked oh she's going to jump it oh just kidding maybe if she jumps it we can push her in oh my God maybe she'll jump push her in P don't push her in okay she has the titty the titty stuff she has the titty stuff she does the fact that you're so panicked not because you want like any act I want my titties out please I need it I need them oh my God I need them critical Miss shut up you silly bear oh God I'm afraid nice see that's what I want I want him to double smack you know the double smack he gets the double smack and it's nice actually should missed wow why why did you say it so quietly it sounded like that's the reason that it messed up oh it's not too far it's just not I'm so scared but we're going to make it anyways and we're going to move a little bit away she can try to smack me it's actually okay oh you double smack you fool okay it's fine you know what let me do my why do you do this stop that stop that why does she smack like eight times she is resistant to nothing just so everybody's wear oh fun okay cool uh do this Mackies do it up B be careful of anything that could like toss her backwards though yeah I'm trying to uh this is flashing so be good cleave nice cleave okay rosak is almost dead so that's fun what do you mean saved by acid Splash you fool you had acid splashed on you how do you save against that they have um acid resist armor on [Applause] obviously okay maybe don't let the bridge go down I think we need to all get across the bridge and get the [ __ ] away from what is with us in [ __ ] pits today we have never dealt with the pits before until now we have never dealt with the pits I've never fallen so much in my life yeah all right I guess sneaking and not in initiative oh okay um it's literally just rosac right now not anara so I don't I'm like really afraid should I what should I do I don't know actually you can try to like just put a bunch of stuff by her to oh never mind that's okay let's just try to uh oh hold on I should have shot roac while I was in hi oh my God I did it oh my God like I should have shot him like no no it's okay come on miss aerion you have missed everything my dear what the hell I don't want to get Aion over the bridge first I'm terrified I also don't want to be on the bridge I don't want to end on the bridge you know what I mean I don't want you to be able to move a lot so like please just than oh you saved the hamstring shot fool I wonder if this is worth the cost okay fa time fa time no stop it stop it no stop it stop it oh no that was so weird literally no taping wounds how dare you concentration saving through successful both times okay come on sorry con broken why she so good at that so I think we could kill her right now okay hold on do it that was so easy what happened last time um we were like two levels lower last time no that's not right praise you my friend yes this is what I love you a debt Beyond Hon you're welcome you're welcome the booby outfit is so good because not only did we finally do all this Goblin cam stuff we got our first booby outfit that is honestly and that's the real win at the end of the day it is let's get out of this pit first Lee Return to the Grove I'll make my own there I can see to some matters there and we can discuss what comes next amidst more bucolic surroundings than here all right all right Lexi hold on are you ready for this I'm so ready was it in here uh no I got it I got water Sparks Electrify water hey hey luxi um you've literally got to take those oh my God what's good [ __ ] up what's good what's up do you like my titty armor I'm obsessed also take the boots in this thing right now they're for you oh they're for me hold on I'm they were made for you they Electrify water when you stand in it that sounds like I'm going to kill someone by accident but like I think you got it I just got to remember that but like hello oh hold on everyone wants me to put it on a ston real quick but oh watch oh it actually it actually looks really good on him it does look good yep hey bud hey bud do you want me to do you want me in carac to leave the room it's fine oh my God I'm walking through her blood and leaving Footprints I mean hold on is that actually good for him or what did I take off of him I cannot believe we just did that yeah know it is better sh stey [ __ ] leave it that's good for him yeah we did that I'm so proud of us we crushed it I'm going to save oh my God I'm sorry I got my fit on what can I do for you nothing you nothing really come on I got my titties like out and you got nothing to say fine you have nothing to see here he's really playing hard to get he apparently doesn't care yeah I uh may have talked to Carli and laelle and my solo playthrough and persuaded them uh to being super chill with like getting down with the sickness getting down with the worms Oh I somehow got Lal to be like well maybe you're right maybe I will have some worms and she is like so venomously against them at first and it's like damn you're like how did I do this did I save scum 30 times maybe I didn't save scum 30 times it was like five but I did save scum until I could roll in 18 actually I could I could persuade them so easy cuz I'm way more charismatic on this character why I'm practically oh this oh God had this conversation hi buddy quite shocking here on the sword Coast impossible that that can't be you're either an tell me have you noticed any pionic Ms since the alleged encounter alleged Vol elit is the exact conversation you had with him right mind one shouldn't be able to hear dark Whispers unless oh yeah my God if only what you say were true your disbelief could alter the fact mind flare by now you oh boy infected by a mind flare on FL I love how he talks so much isn't it examine me do what you want to do bestie perhaps that's for the best let him let him look I'd be irres not to such a Str what's he going to do look inside me he's going to look right into your balls am I going to lay down he's going to examine you like a doctor you know he's a Bard the best doctors are all bars you know this just tear in your eye that's what I thought about uh Dr Sorcerers as well sweet God oh I don't I don't want you to help I'm too far gone yeah I may have may have been like can you do anything and then he goes and he comes back with a needle ready to stab you in the eye and I haven't let him do anything after that I'm like please don't [ __ ] stab me in the eye with that Jesus Christ bro I love how we also were told by like our like Guardian that why everybody says should do it from no I'm scared simply because like if you I'm scared because didn't H say anyone who tries to remove it will literally kill you and our Guardian said that too what's a bit ofy between friends listen save wait save save I'm saving I'm saving are you going to let him stab you in the eyeball we'd have a specimen of incredible Rarity on our hands I'll need to research the look at his floppy hat I trust him give me a bit of time he holds so much knowledge in there you sorted oh oh okay yeah we have to come back I think our next like rest he'll be ready to stab you in the eyeball oh my god oh SC Chris is in here Chris is in here saying that her little shovel is cute tail a small bag what do you have Scrat he's got a bag what I don't want to I don't want is paying us yeah hold on why are you saving oh because I don't want to intimidate the dog I'm I'm sad if I do thanks sweet Jesus she hasn't danced in 10 years my God okay she can feel Joy whatever he gives in and surrenders his F to you bone bone why does it say bone in parentheses can we give him a bone I want to give him a bone oh my God I have so many bones in my inventory have I have a skull do you think scratch wants a skull yeah I got lots of SK you think you just not the warrior king so he gave us a he gave us bone I gave him bone we give bone can we he gave us bone give me bone give you bone give me bone give you bone you give me bone I give you bone you give me bone I give you bone give me a bone I give you a bone oh look at trying to throw the bone you hit him reload this when I throw both in my dog she catches them in her mouth okay don't even C it luxie no oh God I'm going to [ __ ] up the roll now please please work please work please work come on give give give come on do it do it do it do it I'm amazing come on I still did it thank God woo I thank you for getting my reference appreciate it Bon we have played Fetch with him that's why I was hoping it would work that way maybe you we can talk to him this time and give him the bat oh maybe yeah Carla can maybe talk to him right oh yeah hold on there's a man with a a needle that has my number oh he's back now with a needle yeah are you done with crash I no I just gave him a pet but I'm a I'm I'm right oh he oh that quick he researched that quick H quite the Cozy setup you have sorry I'm just going to save again sorry for interrupting I'm very afraid for you yeah you got anything with my parasite babe are you going to let him stab you in the eye I did save so do I have to trust it I'm so afid trust the process mhm my research turned up a rather brilliant technique that seems quite actionable okay it's not too deep just behind the orbital socket I could attempt an extraction I have a needle in my tunic after all stop I just keep this on me looks Rusty it literally looks Rusty so Rusty dude this is like saying you've got a PhD yes how many times have you done this assure you I've dreamt of it a thousand times over I have given so many dream labotomy I'd rather get a second opinion you know what carefully holds one of your eyes open and begins to prod unly with the needle bro no he's in there he's digging the needle must slip behind your eye not through it the needle finds the gap between eyeball and socket brother frowns and begins to push I through your body body as the needle snags on your op E bro no is he going to take your eye out sees back is he going to take your eye I think he's going to take your eye out there's some obstacle in the way I shall I literally am I'm flabbergasted I'm flabbergasted bro that obstacle is my eye oh my godo carefully withdraws the needle from your eye an ice pick he is giving you a loty produces an ice brother are y'all telling me Oh my God let him cook let him cook we can we're going to let him cook people are begging me to your eye now don't move he literally just got himself kidnapped by goblins on purpose to study them and now we're letting him give us a labotomy Carli disapproves y'all how dare you do you feel that I think we have the blighter On The Run did he was that what it's a [Music] ftic Volo tears the pick from your brain with a violent jerk your eye plops y he took your goddamn eye out luxie TR he pauses looks down at your eye and recoils slightly as it sinks into the mud you lost your eye [Music] bro are you just going to be he's going have one eye forever now there appears to be an amount of cosmetic damage people keep saying just wait what do you mean just wait you knock um you knock my [ __ ] eye out dude yourself you're in a rather fragile state at present what help but feel partly respons partly brother there is something more I can do shut up you get a funky mag ey do I get a Magic Eye this a far superior I think you get a magic ey you were chained to try it on for size and um it was I don't think it's dirty I think it's ornate I'm sure you'll sort out your little brain problem one way or another far away from here if you were hurt terribly sorry my friend T what do you look like now I can see invisibility oh your eyes are different now your eye color is not have the twin eyes yeah your twin eyes aren't a thing anymore you took my twin away he I actually think he took you like the he just have he took my twin eye you just have my eyes now he took yours away I'm full twin yeah you're full yeah cuz I think he just matched it to the other eye instead of you're right yeah I can detect invisibility forever now that's kind of sick do you want to keep your cool ey keep my it seems useful is crazy that's like a consolation prize for making for letting you go through that scene they're like yeah I guess give him give him a perk give them that forever all right I do be saving holy that did he run away after I didn't even notice I was left Camp he's gone he's [ __ ] gone what a he's literally like I don't think I can talk to you anymore I have to go ja keep saying he's got that dog in him but he really just had an eye of his ass yeah [Music] [Music]

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Id: 1FYtBO3aBkY

Length: 53min 36sec (3216 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 28 2023