Lark Souls 2 - Episode 8: The Gauntlet

that's a powerful hat yeah do you see like Lucas like Photoshop to once you that model things on the side do that as well let's bless up I love memes that's it that is a wonderful [ __ ] video go ho god I love memes now you guys get to see all the ASMR that I listen to do you actually listen to s mark all the goddamn it's it's like people say it like gives them something I've never I don't have anything when I do ASMR yeah and once it's funky Kong whispering to me as he drives into the area affirmations so you might remember we were like this chick that had clothes that we gave to her we were like oh let's give her a different top and that's right she changed into only that table she looks like a [ __ ] nerd I'm glad to see her well she's fine with it so I did a bunch of [ __ ] I I want us to beat this game I have decided holy [ __ ] that's quite the list it is decreed so why don't you go ahead and read through this all right things we got left to do undead purgatory headless Larry oh we remember him both of those are from previous lists the BS Cove well is that where we buy the circus so length of ladder so remember when we went past a well in brightstone Cove tseldora and we were like if you jump down there I'm almost certain you die oh and I think I said I'm actually certain that you died I do camera like [ __ ] went online and they were like nope there's a [ __ ] pestis jar in Flass Oh lovely in there get in the coffin ooh we got to get in the coffin dude oh we've I've been looking forward to doing this yes is this is gonna set the tone for the rest of the stream is it like the coffin in the first one we're just a bone man comes and like shovels us away I know it's completely different right yeah but there's another coffin that you can get in and you may remember this is a very [ __ ] first area this is the first area although the Laughing sisters and so if I killed this lady I could get her soup ladle and then fight with a soup ladle if I wanted to be a jackass I'm not we don't kill for fun we don't kill for sport we just don't know right I got to go this way though the last three things on the list are the belfry Luna rat-fuck and Sperber speaker you're gonna kill a spinner you know my first word with cyber there's that hippo it was safe in the coffin yeah that is the cone we saw that in the very beginning I remember that yeah oh this is exciting okay here's this weird tree falling animation that is very slow that we saw elsewhere and commented on the wingless of they'll be like yeah that's that good [ __ ] yeah yeah and then you pick up petrified dragon bone and a titanite side and shut up that's nice and cracked red eye orb it's just like a gives you random [ __ ] okay and it's like depending on the tier of item that you put in there hold on to me up any petrified some things can we give that to him too yeah that's the only other that and like prism stones but those give you like basically jet [ __ ] okay yeah in there was also the soul of a giant in there Oh below black Gulch remember when you dropped down and there was that [ __ ] door and it was like no and we had to like yeah going back you could have dropped down there I didn't know that but there's two giants down there that I killed and that gave me a key to those other doors that we couldn't get through and basically it's just goodness my great love privada but Dean is looking for bronze so he could get the giant key to jump down the hole exactly also I'm gonna like the torches long as [ __ ] we were commenting on how lighting the torches did jack [ __ ] earlier I said I don't think any of the torches in this game do anything is have wrong but somebody said I've heard from a couple of people that all the torches in the starting area does do something Oh interesting all right and it's like we haven't had access to their also [ __ ] also [ __ ] I'm gonna take a shot I didn't actually take it oh yeah yeah but Andrews drinking a mixer with some juices possibly from ages gun yeah I'm too old for shots future is now old man but I can tell when it's about to rain because my knee hurts I can't because my knees always hurt osv Adil that's this flask Shawn dude that was casual that was casual I didn't know that was a thing but these guys aren't too bad now not with hammy - on our side yeah they look like something but I'm John I think what from like a hippopotamus am i dead oh we're fine oh oh is this like [ __ ] town though am I just gonna have oh no no we're fine am i fine is this what fun is like I said I have no idea where like the ledge is in the water I think I can see it they're taking a malcolm also i lit all the torches i'm not sure if anything happened oh there's a guy is that for warren is it for lord no any what it's too small maybe this is the thing that happens maybe hey also damn we have a lot of estes oh wow whoa I mean it's a first area thing I bet something I'll see what it gives us that was good timing all right what we got Oh whip I tried out the whip when I was just like [ __ ] around and it does a lot of damage but it breaks really easily oh I see yes just gotta go suck that ants like poison cloud oh yeah yeah the first thing I was like [ __ ] to possibly be talking about right now okay yeah I see where the you're Toby yes it's like the Hydra in place yeah I just thought that was like a reflection [ __ ] movie maybe using this secret strap we can lure one hippo hey hippo huh oh damn those are some potent arrows well I upgraded our bow it's a lightning bone now Oh Hot Diggity damn oh you know what they look like I figured it out Harry Potter one over no they look like one of the things in Hercules there's like a one-eyed ogre it's like kind of like zig and blobby like them but Oh what no oh sorry [ __ ] oh god no I don't want this he's here die please I was actually good so I can focus on the other [ __ ] terrifying dude this is like the intro level I mean but you need a petrified whatever bone that's true Pera bone I don't know I'm talking about yep good Cypress here you've been pursuing us so long we can now kick your ass yeah Batman style which is to say successfully that was good you just killed two hippos and a pursuer I did and now we're gonna get in the coffin and now we're gonna get in the coffin and our lives are gonna be changed forever oh no idea what this is that is terrifying ya know like a coffin I hate it too not only are you in a [ __ ] coffee in the Osher in the ocean so now the nature of our being has changed we're a girl um like way marrows is now canonically female Wyatt raised the son oh yeah I also got the sign up but let's let's go ahead and take a look at this but you keep my clean arrows is now female what canonically not going back by quiet canonically female okay alright gender is a construct I guess Wow anyway it's [ __ ] scratch that [ __ ] off the list alright get in the coffin is scratched up and I'm gonna write a little asterisk and it's gonna say girl done wow I got a ring when I was trading with the Little Crow yeah white ring it just insanely powerful but I also got a Hamill's armor like this guys wearing that's what beating those two giants got us but it's way too but Havel himself yeah his armors still here it was in a really [ __ ] room - it was like you know that door in the pit that we couldn't get she's huge armor so insanely powerful in our control it's gonna be like earthquake happens in Japan what was I gonna say oh yeah it was in a like weird room that had like a million of those poison spinny things or like you opened the door and they were all just like facing at your lips oh yes all right good [ __ ] okay are you done with the jester's cap hell yeah keep that [ __ ] long let's keep the white ring on even though it really it uses up an item very ring slot for like no reason all makes the game easier because we're white now Oh that was the sound of my bowtie spinning around shake my hand buddy man well that was the sound of my hand buzzer Dunham that was also the sound of his imaginary friend who falls into all the practical jokes yeah okay so I'm going to the well now I really relate to these guys because I to burn giant piles of body for warmth that's same oh god oh god oh these have you seen the little piggies well okay well don't lose my souls but Andrews going now I'm going now and Jacobs gonna take a quick [ __ ] shot he's quick [ __ ] shot that's a big shot it is kind of a big shot but I'm a big shot guy animation again broken ass animation little sippie's oh god you know it's a good time for the cinematic City his [ __ ] run dude Oh nightmare the night where the hammer is is the best nightmare he's a freaking feather sticking up all right the well are you gonna jump into there oh god you like destroyed it I almost got away with a to a person for that meddling group right back to the nest back to the nest you respawn all these guys this instant you know Oh - Oh perfect here we go Oh grab that [ __ ] holy water urn holy smokes oh this guy put his piggy in here pig in the well you don't belong in here we're in this house now oh I didn't get into clever [ __ ] ku days you know two games in a row baby oh let's go damn it was okay I didn't like speaking of guys so worth it though like when you were running up to that I was like oh I'm gonna have to go back in there and beat all these guys again and retrieve her [ __ ] but it was so or God dang it dang it so I died to that thing I like investigated the well before because I was like just looking for Estes Park shards mm-hmm and I got killed by that [ __ ] thing and I was like mmm it was good and I accidentally like missed the [ __ ] like item that was sitting at the bottom of the well so I was lucky yeah yeah I believed you I trust you that was that's the last Jake for the stream though yeah i swears it I love the Congo and other African nations who can forget other Ghana oh did you see the animation from that make me thought that I rocked it that was [ __ ] beautiful also apparently I actually did encounter another mimic it was in oh but [ __ ] that sound it was in earthen peak or liquid fortress with the snake lady or with mytha the baneful Queen oh yes yes yeah wow that was simple so in this one they're like oh like they're crouched like that one weird enemy from Street Fighter yeah I think mimics are always like different there were like different kinds in the first game - these ones are kind of creepier I think yeah oh that guy's got a massive shield the BS cough well is complete what else do we got on their head in this Larry I had Larry belfry Luna rat [ __ ] uh-oh let's go to belfry Luna actually that was so that was an area that we didn't even investigate we went to belfry Sol that's writing the iron whatever I am feeling the effect of that shot I I believe barely ever drink so I have low tolerance to it I'm like weirdly high tolerance it's kind of annoying sad so there was a lot stone down here and I was like oh no we shouldn't do that one and it led to like an entire [ __ ] area oh alright you go you go I'm gonna get you know I'm gonna get those souls and I'm gonna go back to the main camp fire because we have always this blast [ __ ] why don't we don't yes we do yeah we do check that Jimmy Jones oh they're calling me you know what you go get those okay I'm gonna go get Jimmy Jones all right have fun hello Jimmy my lark isn't here so you won't be able to hear me say that he's a big stinky idiot stinky doofus oh my god that was some trash how do you do it hmm oh she's a million goblet bodies there's a bajillion dead midgets here and there's a similar guy to this and I don't want to go and do turn on their souls oh right [ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot to do that while I was I won't let you die they scream brought to you by Jimmy John's no also give me my sandwich give me my delicious Jimmy John's brand sandwich wow this looks like a delicious sandwich and a recipe for safety you got the [ __ ] card Gant ruin which is a heathen sandwich that only [ __ ] [ __ ] eat because it has every meeting on the menu for all you at home well we each take a bite mmm the that looks like a delicious sandwich and the recipe for safety is oh you got a team members I don't know what he said but I don't know it's from a like a Boy Scout safety class for like I don't know some sort of water safety yeah and you put together a sandwich and the Chad the lifeguard says that looks like a recipe for safety oh yeah so anyway this is a really tiny area and basically I went around it was just a bunch more of those Bell [ __ ] you know these little dudes mm-hmm and I kind of cleared out the area how come there's so many corpses something I have no idea there's probably some interesting lower about it but you know all right so this is another boss that this game gets criticized for it's kind of a weird it's kind of like a lame idea all right well we'll see telling me curious but this area basically there's like a thing on the roof and that's it there's like a bell okay let's see it so it's the belfry gargoyle to get a little bit of deja boo' yeah I insane ninja boom so it's just the bell gargoyles except there's a bunch of them over there jumpier yeah they're a little chunkier but there's a ton of them there's like six I think rather than lawyer but it shouldn't be too bad I don't remember this fight being challenging at all you've been all over the place and they're literally just using the music from the first game - oh god yeah it's like at what point is this like oh cool nostalgia at what point is that like oh this is Luisi yeah stop hitting me stop hitting yourself yeah I'm talking to lark in real life he's hitting me ow ow ow Mick flooding sounds ow ow thump ow this is a domestic you're just smoking these guys yeah they're not too bad samokhin so hopefully man good Oh Chester G oh [ __ ] soon for the mask but Chester chill [ __ ] also works man you know all right belfry gargle is more like dead gargoyles [ __ ] demon attraction awfulness baby no he asked us now this is great have you not realized yet that you're my list [ __ ] and you need to scratch her off the list physically bubble bobble bobble yes best way you know ease of complete southern ritual band I think that gives us a two minute slot now hey make jambalaya yeah what you know it's something ritual I could oh wow fried chicken now can good [ __ ] good ass ones nothing but good ones hey it's a new bonfire oh that's nice but do we want to do like headless Larry like these these unnecessary ones oh this well we've been on a roll and we have it on a roll so let's I'm gonna briefly explore here and then let's go do headless layers do headless Larry I also got the Black Knight halberd which sounds like big news Oh dogs Oh God but it's lame in this one it's it's not as good and also we needed a faith stat Oh horrible the sinner what sinners centered chicken dinner there he is [ __ ] hey war goal well this area also looks very familiar I've noticed you oh yeah it feels like the Capra demon it does in fact it is this literally the Capra demon near wheels just like the Capra demon know as a mirror different but it's got the dogs it's got the dogs I'm just gonna go up here and see if Orgel follows oh [ __ ] you won't Orgel [ __ ] Oh ease he's jittering he's generating I've noticed that whenever we meet a new character and learn its name you always just go hey character's name and then like don't follow it up with anything I mean we could make like a compilation well you gotta greet them it's a beauty is that not beautiful the common practice Zumba we do that or how about this one good morning horrible we've got a cheese in like that that's that's huge that is fine way and I think also time efficient yeah nightmare nightmare awful value portal oh that whoa nearly needs to kill them never mind I think we're thinking organic a little over leveled for this we just thrashed Orgel yeah we were like running around he's like oh I could totally kill this guy really all right fine no public forum heaviness Larry would be part of that one like Harry Potter had that faction of headless ghosts who like only when their head was cut off yeah that's some like barely keeping [ __ ] mhm they look elitism about headless Ness I don't know what the [ __ ] JK Rowling said recently which made the world blow up yeah but it's been good well she it's been a long I think there was like there must have been like a straw that broke the camel's back I don't know our wizards [ __ ] themselves gonna say the one about wizards [ __ ] on the floor and then disappearing it I think that was that was a threshold for many there's so much in this yeah you should not have got that sandwich dude it's like bad for you it's got it's got every meat on the menu usually wrapping a gargantuan sandwich is like a pain in the ass because there's just no way to close it properly there's just too many meats yeah and I was telling Andrew this before the stream but if you get a gargantuan with tuna on it then it is a dirty gargantuan that's so gross yep only saw it like two or three times in money oh [ __ ] he's a lot career I thought I was dead for sure hope people are gone her mic waifu and i like that a lot i was trying to think if we should make a new name for p4 bike way but bike waifu is like a casual like informal name like bike way narrows is gender neutral so it applies to all but the nickname can be bike waifu doors of pharaoh's [ __ ] [ __ ] my soo and make it dissapear cuz I'm a wizard Thank You JK ya know JK Rowling she says a lot of things she just kind of goes hey you know you the reader we're gay whole' longer we're gonna Dobby is love inch [ __ ] exactly Dobby can deep throat of nimbus to Benson go there what's up man so you can this is something this is where I've got the black knight halberd you can jump through here and I'm thinking about just yoloing it and activating the statue guy in the hopes that he leaves us two headless layer this little shorty caddy if I jumped over there there's a chest in there that gave me the Black Knight halberd and I'm up here I think there was a like petrified or it was petrified something no sacred bone dust or whatever sublime bone dust which upgrades oh yeah oh [ __ ] we're gonna ream this man oh he's getting reamed Oh God we're sorry Larry hey we talked to his head he's fine with it we got to go talk to his head again see if it's anything new that up you can kill this body we got all his armor and we have his hat too cuz we talked to his head well I was a good Yolo I'm gonna be honest that was a good Yolo a scratch-off headless Larry we did it and by we I mean me but like the game handed it to me throw that stay with on the wall dude I love floor sandwiches they taste better sorry headless Larry you're gone oh this is wicked this is what I like to call the gamer gauntlet No there are no odd numbers here no huh we don't believe in them I hate odd numbers let's do that I don't want them in my neighborhood wow that's a little I don't like them going to school my mom is not sharing the same drinking fountains yikes also it's this chick now that's a writing peak I talked to or a bunch more times and she was like oh right I'm an NPC and since you came back you and also up there there's a big ol tower over there and I see it looming in the distance and maybe that'll become relevant someday mm-hmm who knows so now you know I'm feeling like I'm on a roll I'm gonna go to a rat [ __ ] keep them coming Johnny I'm on a roll today you are on a roll actually [ __ ] tempting fate here tho this boss [ __ ] sucks hmm at least the blood fire is immediately outside me to work yeah oh we have to go kill the the UM the the carriage guy yeah that's under purgatory oh is it okay I see yeah I feel like that one's gonna be easy I think you started making like an automata po4 there drew what do you knew the word I couldn't think of it it was pretty bad dinner this is good hit me baby one more time the song Vinny oh my god this [ __ ] sucks ass alright you go I'm gonna tell you about soul memory okay what's that so in this game when you get souls from something I can kill this guy just make human that might be a way to do it but when you get souls in this game it like ads it like totals even if you lose the souls like you don't recover your little thing or anything you're like soul pile you can still it adds to your soul memory in total no catch like a total number of souls you've had across the entire game that's cool and there's a door remember that door that we went to that was like seek mightier souls oh yes there's that DLC stuff no that was main game stuff oh god okay and and the way that door works is you either need all four of the Lord's Souls where you need to get 1 million total soul memory oh and we have actually passed 1 million total total soul memory so if we didn't want to fight the spider boss we wouldn't probably even really have to so I hate this boss with a burning passion dead Oh interesting yeah and I actually went to that door and accidentally like opened it which di mean it didn't really do anything it's the doors open now yeah but but it's what but that okay that's good to know oh this is good yes we deal good damage wait for someone's like hit this guy that make me the first to hear yeah yeah big gross bite wonderful move Oh is it being sluggish now oh it's likes if only it has none of the [ __ ] handle oh wait - it's [ __ ] puking on the floor like it just ate grass [ __ ] dog okay it's just like yeah that's a [ __ ] rat piece of [ __ ] Wow are we supposed to feel anything no no the answer is no no it's something does it never Lords that's not a lord soul right no this is an optional boss there's another door over there on the other side yeah I thought that was the door yeah over over there but we didn't oh it's the Rat King again he's like I'm still here and why are you keep killing everything I love you don't cross off rat [ __ ] I got two things undid purgatory and in purgatory let's go but I actually in our downtime because I was procrastinating doing school assignments went through and D spawned every single one of the enemies on this path holy SH and we can just run to the boss as many times as we want then just try it over and over again so all we have to kill is to necromancer's for skeletons and two horses exactly [ __ ] every person that was in this Canada yep and I found a way to cheese them I kind of wish I could show it off on stream the bridge thing yeah you like oh I guess like you should shut up you shut off but when you run across the bridge and then go to you like jump to this little thing on the right and then all the dudes on the bridge just kind of go like oh here we go and then they all fall off the bridge it's [ __ ] hilarious [ __ ] they [ __ ] attacked me and it like pulled me out into the [ __ ] ring hold on skeleton hold on skeleton the messages aren't there there were messages before somebody removed them well so I got the item that's a whole thing below there I don't even Road it was not good all right having what I feared try to the next yeah Oh God oh yeah what now you ever really really Nussle nestled in the corner don't just stand in there don't just sit stand really nestled up in that corner I know where he is I know where he is all right sure sure oh sure okay I'll shoot it it's perfect these guys know I'm killing before finish all right then wait a cycle I'm playing this as safe as convenient a s a CB safes can be oh okay now this boss isn't too bad once you sequence it go to switch from so yzma you oh you're doing so much damage hell yeah so they might have like a blazer move I'm not sure oh man a freaking horse kick move is there a horse why didn't I do that yeah but for that I like did it what but then I like didn't get up so I was like oh I won't do it but it was buffered said dang it that was sad actually it's such a bother just to get to that point and it wasn't even hard it was one of the ones there's like that wasn't hard like yeah you just like didn't know all of its attacks from the beginning so he'll do this and then do this and then do this yeah yeah so I did not kill the bridge guys as you may have know you cares cuz they're so just nothing I killed for Lauren though that's true were Lorna's dead he oh man he shot another time and I killed him again and I was like I hate this diet what's with those him and the receiver whatever his name was the pursuer receiver we're sorry oh no I you have dialed is a demon this guy just wails on its own friends yes that's very true you still follow a leader even though he throws us under the bus we have nothing to do with America and this is not political commentary yeah under the chariot we're not dead dang please get murdered until you die that guy will get murdered until he dies sleeping for them leave before the chariot to take praise the Sun in the meanwhile oh god this might my arm might get caught worked out fine wonderful now if anybody survived there they are the ultimate being and they deserve to live skeletal horses are sick I'm more like you than most skeletons but there's like zombie horses in jo-jo park too and that's pretty cool we're like vampires that's true all right I just love that ungulates goal you know well that ungulates skull can't get enough mmm a mini also yeah the laser Oh oh my god oh my god ladies and gents [ __ ] this boss [ __ ] stupid ass piece of [ __ ] get that off the list man out of my sight done executioner's chariots sold more like [ __ ] now oh I mean that's and now we have access to something completely [ __ ] vestigial that we'll never use what the hell it's multiplayer content its PvP [ __ ] Oh cattle lust for blood tough so bye-bye that was that but this is undead purgatory where we duke it out with other players if we don't want to be a [ __ ] but we do wanna be a [ __ ] also I'm gonna check the arena cuz I think I left at least one I hate him but it might be a fading soul knowing this game yeah we are loaded yeah good we're just rounding everything really good so I actually found this is another thing I found off-screen there was a second bonfire closer to the spider bus it's still kind of a I mean it's really not much of a save and this room has 10 billion spiders in it lovely but mm-hmm I mean there's not really a buck to that it's just 10 billion spiders in here well there actually is 10 million spiders in here died Commandment this is a real person oh is it really yeah yeah oh thank you the name like that must be oh they might have gone dang it I want to die commandant they might still summon the summon system is really slow yeah hey I think it might be D like know German yeah does he have Estes like if he gets hit on these books can he heal no he's another player I mean he must have Estes because he's not a cleric oh look at how little damage zeros are doing what is it to me anything it legit looks like he's doing zero damage to these guys oh my god wait oh they're like game glitch out immune somehow what is going on does this guy like a hacker what's happening this mage dudes can't die well they're doing anything at least yeah they're also not shooting us which they normally shoot us from like across the [ __ ] universe also that's why he wasn't doing any damage that's nice weird all right really weird okay what a strange experience what other summon yes yes yes bashful ray Burnham plant now sorry we're gonna get copyright stricken cuz my voice is so similar to the sounds of the boys are back in town the song by a band that was really weird I was seeing yeah oh oh they were like I need to run in so there's a there's Manhunter O'Hara that's right with the big-ass bow yeah we're just gonna go ahead and stop this [ __ ] spider but where is Bert I mean it does increase the boss's health when we summon I did commandant voightlander he's got his wait lender from those spiders what the hell I think it's cuz they we get like random weapons from them because it's like they've been eating oh I see it adventures I that's my dad like that yeah yeah that wasn't too much closer Oh brave brave brave you just wants to go first he's mean as a torch shooting cool it mmm also I just get mastodon greatsword and it's kind of almost [ __ ] jumped off the ledge send it a couple times you scare me so this is the bottom of the pit there's the boss door where's the next sermon signed bashful raised he loved my dude in fact weep he just drank an Estes but didn't heal it was like a miserably small heal okay so I guess there isn't another maybe it's maybe we've reached maximum summon yeah maybe that whole thing with the caster's being invincible was really weird yeah I assume had to do with us having a person like it yeah out like weird lying it was their effing Utley saw that was going home purple wine oh oh it's the Dukes to free Jim he's got two phases two phases yeah fakes on either side of it oh I didn't notice that yeah and it shoots a laser not guy yeah it's like one of the harder bosses in the game and it's this one know where to attack it from there's one of the cooler ones too well you can only Dimmit its head - no really and I think one of its heads breaks after a certain amount of time I think there's like some janky way to get like softlocked in this fight - if you don't do enough damage to its head and then you break like both of its heads then you just have no way to attack it and what the hell yeah I've never had that happen but I've heard that it's an issue it's a will look at moss it is this is like one of the neater so I mean it's you know it's a big spider but it's so cool-looking it's kind of got the double head aesthetic that's a classic aesthetic you know I think that had just - ops right off okay now it gets a little harder it's gonna stomp everywhere [ __ ] spew goo - for a bashful piece of [ __ ] all right yeah we did it this is a sense water everything crossed that off the list and now my friend baby there's another page of the list we got a second list and oh sorry something came out of this dragon's mouth a little bits of goop great soul embrace set all our friends we've uh yeah our guys alright goodbye - alright thank you goodbye die commandant thank you I think this spot on the ground does something but I totally forget what it does but this so I'm just gonna spoil here this is Seif this is the corpse of Seath the scaleless dragon from overs game actually yeah we fought him so he's the same area like his corpse was here and or it got like moved here but it got like sort of strung up by that spider [ __ ] that's cool yeah next on the list oh here we actually before we do the list there's actually a bit of Laura here who's this so you know how the name of the boss was a little weird that dukes dear Frigga yeah this guy yeah he's like a unique person nightmare yeah there he goes chump but he's carrying brightstone key dark quartz ring plus one in a fragrant branch of you're interesting and there's this little cage here that looks like something's maybe broken out of it leave minor it was his little friend maybe it was a little spider friend huh that was it there is some weird movie where some guy had a little flee friend and then it got huge yeah someone's got my boobs no different it's another one of these rooms oh you're gonna love this that's right this is a good event primal bonfire what it's just blowing up as we did all I love that visit because we blew up so this is a guy this is a head and shoulders what 10 Shoulders shampoo exactly and we're gonna talk to where the hell is his head it's this big thing what so we just got all the souls all the big souls Oh God is that his my that glowing thing over there yeah he was talking about the fate of our kin and like whether we want to keep persevering I skipped a thing okay inherit the order of the world or destroy so same as the first one oh yeah well bikeway destroyed it or a Costco destroyed it no he inherited it oh did he inherit it yeah so then we I feel like bike why food is gonna do the opposite yeah but I guess it's up to whoever whoever's playing whoever's playing group the choice that we made in the last game didn't have any effect on this cuz this is the canonical sequel and it takes place after Dark Souls 1 yeah implying that the choice at the end of the first game didn't really mean very much true seek after vendrick there's a name listen we heard vendrick yes wait he's the king of the he's like the drangleic king hmm yeah so he's kind of a similar thing to Guin may we meet again and I was just gonna [ __ ] Zoop away where did he come from we'll never know okay so he shows up whichever like one of the last ones you get he shows up okay and now we can light this bonfire alright without it exploding the first time oh what an achievement why did I get an achievement that I've done this before I played this game good question uh but yeah we did so now we're gonna go to that door that I accidentally unlocked with a million soul all right and we're gonna go do more things so now I couldn't read off that list alright then listen number two we got an hour Londo to see ass mana ask mana ask mana yep King's ring mm-hmm dragon path mm-hmm giant memories and vendrick yeah all right there's question mark after and then there's three question marks now oh my god dude oh this feels so good I've been like edging Dark Souls to first because I've just been like playing like around all the bosses and stuff and now we're just like [ __ ] clearing through all the bosses he's [ __ ] eatin everyone all so where do I even need to all right I almost started the stream here because I had that door unlocked but I'm really glad I didn't because then we got all that [ __ ] done yeah we killed so much so we're at the shrine of winter oh okay I do remember this it said seek mightier souls all you missed was I [ __ ] pushed the door open okay and it's one of these shrines but yeah this must be DLC I think I think oh yeah no this is DLC oh it's so bright yeah it's snowy but I think this is like PvP arena [ __ ] hey I mean or no this is definitely like related to one of the DLC areas there's like a snow area interesting just gonna walk around a little bit I hear me are missing some I don't think we're gonna [ __ ] with the DLC in this game not when ceviche ceviche is only snort coke isn't right around the corner okay so this is the gateway to a DLC all right but we don't have the DL key whoa oh yeah you have to think about that [ __ ] I finished all my homework for the quarter today and I felt good I thought my work for my life uh yeah dude I I am very close to there having no more homework ever I've one more quarter of school it's nice I'll tell you and then I just don't have to like what did I accomplish in school what was the point also your name looks better on a piece of paper for a job yeah but I'm like independent so that's true like I'm going into like independent Internet entertainment which is like the least job e job that's true yeah more stuff can never do with too much stuff I never get with too much death sentence don't worry about it man don't worry about that sentence the more stuff the stuff here oh yes and all of a sudden it's raining oh how dream like cool down on that nice a little refreshing change of pace we really blow don't give up skeleton Wow people can like melty like Solar awarded his sword splintered into pieces whoa and I want o to baby that's huge has that massive tower that we saw in the distance earlier this skin gets kind of wet near the end a little bit oh it's her it's the emerald hair what's she doing here how did you get here ahead of us yeah actually how did you secretly a badass she said telling us a killer well she wants to be free of the undead curse that's right just like the other firekeepers in Dark Souls 1 words blue o elefantes happens when you look at chat man you missed the elefantes what the [ __ ] yeah one of them hit through the other one did like a shit-ton oh come on I mean big s biggest thing will do that they aren't big I'm gonna kill one of them and I'm gonna run you know it's almost dead [ __ ] oh Jesus these guys are really diamond I have three two Estes now good okay oh oh [ __ ] it's boring these dudes you oh and I think these statues come to life as well they look like they come to life Yeah right the two well modeled you know yeah so we need to there's a weird mechanic in this area where you need to kill things near those like vases I was wondering and it lights up and then that giant it's pretty cool we'll get a better look at it later but they turn the vase and then it does a thing that is a such a weird mechanic yeah turn the vase those are cool-looking guys yeah the Giants in this game are awesome they've got a similar itching similar face to the titanite demons open the GERD oh it's nice and peaceful in here and there's a gust chase across but he's a different kinda Goss he's a talky gust who doesn't really know that he's dead you're a ghost shut up champ we're in vendrick's castle hasn't drangleic Oh see now he thinks we're a guest oh okay the four great ones that sounds familiar we did that we're the Lord we're the king that's me I'm clown King the Giants will take back drangleic that's a big thing so what the [ __ ] is he talking about with Giants there yeah what is he Jayant statues out there King crossed the ocean and defeated the Giants with the Queen at his side so she like persuaded they hit the Queen well we'll see some Hamlet [ __ ] just eaten over but she was like go beat go beat the [ __ ] out of Giants cuz they're about to invade and he was like okay alrighty I got many used their souls to create golems and those are the things that are turning me switches that's very cool yeah Queen brought peace to the king a piece like the dark sure man whatever wonder what that means mmm here we are the throne room the Thrones they're big I don't even know if we can like go anywhere from here we just this room is just here more lore let's get a bonfire going come on blame my fire get much higher that's exactly right oh right this castle is full of statues that come to life actually just all over the plac I just came to life types of different enemies yeah okay suspicious like say for example these guys mm-hmm mmm-hmm the Grammy dungeons well there's so many different ways [ __ ] oh there's a summoning thing there is somebody played I think it's a sudden night I joined the Sun Bros by the way up in the up in the top left there I see yeah becoming an icon and I think that's a Sun bro I don't think I'm gonna summon them because spoiler alert we can't go through this door with this summon it's no we can't go through it at all right now oh my manner and I'm at this door also says produce the symbol of the king which you'll remember another door said you were you were right on point there's that bonfire what was that that's a weird sign so it's just Sauron fruit is you know oh yeah Luigi nearly [ __ ] oh my god it's we G okay so this room immersion sucks ass I believe it it's just got a bunch of dudes basically this guy is a right a right bingo what a bingo b27 top-10 bingo moments okay Oh fake door great door [ __ ] wonderful door ahead so one boom does that's pretty good sublime oh okay we don't want to go out there we're just taking a little snooze in here she's gonna face the corner and praise the Sun hope nobody saw that hope nobody no nobody sees that I'm praising the Sun in here there are walls that are by those like golem switches you know big columns oh yes yes yes and some of them just have stuff for you to fight behind them interesting yeah including I think one of them has like two of the I think several of them have a single one of the ruins sentinels behind them oh yeah so we'll [ __ ] see oh there's one of them hey Luth Sentinel lovely wait what the hell yeah right so if you just don't know which one is which then you get [ __ ] if you leave the room these doors stay open so if you unlock all of them and then walk into that room you will get ganked by all three just basically another the phosphate did they come back I think so yeah he's this so I think they just like light it from their chest now right oh never mind like I'm y'all mind if I [ __ ] owe me some ensign back for a he's back he's back he's bashful her bashful ray I swear to God if you kill one of these guys before I lure him over there you're fired you're fired bashful ray no more bashfulness oh you piece you bashful piece of [ __ ] right no not that one ray not that one ray this is your fault ray do something please it's cuz she can't hear he's got whispering feet let it kill ray you must have learned from his horrible mistake yeah thank yous coming okay how about I'll order a bunch of them in bashful ray can fight one and then these guys can come over here is smart oh you do make like much louder sound yeah no I didn't even notice the sounds I forgot the [ __ ] okay so it's all I think Oh bashful ray he opened another door right [ __ ] or maybe the rune central came out of this story I don't know man I think it was another one but I don't know if we can do through that door cuz bashful raised some and I think I think that's what it is okay it's because there's a big tall guy well we're getting all these chests that's nice I suppose mm-hmm mm-hmm opposed that he goes into anyway it's like new also we have like a bunch of Mastodon great so it's so latest drop them right so we do we leave in ditch for a I guess so man Messiah you useless piece of [ __ ] literally only made our life hard yep and now we're gonna have to come through here when there's like a billion dudes he's like mmm a job well done banish this [ __ ] yeah hey get the [ __ ] out of here back all right go home go home ray first time I've ever used that item oh it's another [ __ ] ruin Sentinel hey what the [ __ ] big surprise but now I had to fight two dudes he said yes big surprise okay so there's a [ __ ] over inside there's no either website looking 59 yeah I need to work oh god just he set down his shield so we could attack you know you see that [ __ ] shields are heavy I have to kill him though cuz I'm I needed corpse Oh what what no what the [ __ ] is this the way to go i it just praise the Sun oh [ __ ] dead zone again oh wow Zowie Zeus so believe it or not I didn't try to roll into the [ __ ] wall but you can only go in eight directions in this game so that's good I'm so mad I'm so mad at master oh so now we're here alright you want to go level up again I guess so here was on but I'm literally just like boiling from being like mad at Dark Souls 2 it's also like kind of hot today yeah there's weird amounts of temperature in the air good sure what kind of build are you going for I'm like I don't know it's [ __ ] hit the guy's strong [ __ ] hit the enemies but we're about to transition into a new area please guys you haven't seen one of these guys am there from no man's wharf I hate their guts the forum armor that's I think that is the armor that's being worn by the guy on the cover oh it's this guy hello I met this guy another time when I was walking around and he said we'll meet one more time and then I'll do I'll [ __ ] suck your dick oh no he's gonna suck your dick doc oh you just said dark three times yeah I think the dark yeah yes should I say yes sure yeah we're in Sun Bros but when I oh is that a different Oh a weird night now abyss seal enter covenant so now there's gonna be a portal here I think yeah um go on in buddy all right I'm going in this might be the dark lurker actually which is a boss that I never fought okay I'm sure he's been saying dark a lot Thank You wheelchairs Stan if this is the dark looker I'm gonna be oh I think it is dark yeah I've never done this so be very careful like be careful Scoob I'm excited this is like new this is the only boss I haven't seen in this game oh it's having apple just in the flesh oh this oh this might not be dark murder this might be a different oh [ __ ] yeah get out of here also he's not in the flesh he's a spirit that is so scary you you like doom like a big like oh I'm gonna get a tall glass event of skull oh do I need to give him an effigy every time oh this is not worth it we just want to beat the game this is fine we don't need this in fact is this a dead end is it beyond this I think this place I think this is a dead end like this there's not anything else down here like there's just this guy and we need to pay him with humanity every time Oh to get in there so I'm gonna I'm gonna try one more time and then we will [ __ ] off to pastures new ah oh yes that's another guy from the first one I don't know that might be Oscar Oscar Wilde of astora oh is that probably Magus by any chance [ __ ] you see the [ __ ] are you well that's good glad that happen yeah me too everything Halloween yeah looks like once you get hit once they're in that situation I think that is Oscar interesting okay well [ __ ] this I it's just a place to fight old goons we have to go up the bonfire I think so yeah alright um so there must be something else in here huh yeah like Caramba oh there's one door that we haven't opened yep come here fight me out here so the other ones don't oh [ __ ] it's gonna say I think you talking to two separate guys and thinking they're the same guy right now now watch very closely how he does this chat what you learn it's like winding up hit that shield over yeah yeah [ __ ] oh it's evil go into the door yeah Hey Wow the [ __ ] literal one that we hadn't done why was that other one like glowing and foggy you don't know the hell was with that you know no nothing suspicious here just a dark era I think it's more there's a set statue of a second not frozen Oh frozen flower gets us into that DLC and thank you thank you sirens the best weathers I don't trust any of these yeah right one bit I don't suppose he also it's not raining outside anymore I just noticed flat I was kind of up any tossing that's all better jump please run off the stage yeah that's just raw piss hmm is the Dragon Con Simonian comes in this yo who can forget this painting it's a mirror I think this mirror it's up high so you can't see your own reflection for tall people just like the Thrones I'll make sense all right this way it is sure thing and it's raining again it's just rain and when it rains it pours so this is a good room you're gonna like it okay listen this good room just nice good spooky room heads yeah you feel comfortable open that chest I think I do he's fighting something all right what is it oh isn't that some like Indiana Jones [ __ ] my god good think it just completely missed yeah that's a delightful moment all the shoes oh I forgot that keep shooting keep going Michael whoa there's a big painting of a lady Mario 64 we're gonna in the lady oh I was thinking like portal 2 painting of a lady but that works too it's good that all these guys came to life I'm really glad that happened - good nightmare please come on because he's like still in his x-wing yeah geez you're just to beat him up so go over stand next to that painting it gives you curse fine but visions of curse ghosts and like close to it Oh yikes that's a lot of curse interesting and that's the that's the painting of the Queen her name is nashandra and she was sort of a Whisperer to the King oh nevermind fine oh there's a guy behind me oh there behind me for born baby oh it's whoever the [ __ ] that is I would say get out of there man just get out oh good there there she is fight this [ __ ] don't yeah yeah yeah yeah nameless usurper no nightmare there that felt like nightmare it was for Cherie nightmare I wouldn't say try to parry this it might not even be variable you try to get trying again can't help but notice it's right again Oh Mike always catches me off guard how much [ __ ] money that does save money I meant damage but I meant I said my money and damage do the same thing yeah free kill yeah alright and I'll go talk to this [ __ ] okay [Music] hmm we got a new Fiji she's so far away yeah crazy oh and now I think there's a very imaginative boss coming up this is an interesting thing all right let's do it into the mist so you're moving the dragon right it from earlier yeah this is the twin dragon riders oh just two of them yeah so that one's gonna shoot at you the one up on the ledge okay you go sort of hug up next - it's like pillar but it's on so it can't shoot at you will you fight this guy I'm smart or at least that's the strat that I go for it but a lot of people also [ __ ] on this bus a lot of people just say there's like a ton of throwaway bosses in this game and this is like a classic example oh we fell down I like this like treasure room shame - yeah that is cool actually yeah this one ain't too bad if you just keep you keep your wits about you keep going kinda keep your single whip about you home there goes my last wit my last tournament estimate my last brain cells done yeah Jesus it's kind of Arabic two of them yeah yeah if they're not separate then it can be a little [ __ ] activity Oh God my carts down but oh my god we'll cook buh-buh-buh-buh-buh give me that take it away bootlegs Ornstein smell somebody said smell and Hornstein like a sociopath that's madness is that luigi again oh you know it is yeah it is but I don't summon summonings for be some it's forbidden some of that's for beyblades dude all right integers losing this get overly thinking about its Jewish beyblades boy babies are gonna spit at me okay yes they are your masks you know what I mean you know same indifference I do love the way that it like shows you like it isn't it true like the it's getting kind of sick now right yeah it's getting cooler there's plot intrigue there's dudes yeah it's more dudes I guess there's really just a lot of dude there's a lot of dudes oh I can't see this is my biggest bag heads those two chum guys hanging off yeah well that's the price we pay to keep Tsongas dead okay oh nice now it's just one Dragon Rider we didn't you and me me and you on the bus oh my God look at how much damage we do to this guy we should have targeted this guy first one here damn okay well touch pool of blood is oh my god yeah we just obliterate that guy he was a softy he was the lesser twin we are moving through this game oh is this obnoxiously long elevator time oh you know it is it like even geared up yeah I hope I hate it look gives you teases you with the animation we need to kill some dudes next to this guy [ __ ] become dudes oh there's wall ghosts Oh it isn't that okay so I know I've been talking Venture Brothers a lot Wallace is a part in Venture Brothers in season five like episode one or something the pale woman experiment one the pale onyx remember with all the like college kids that they hire to do they're like oh yes making a ray shield yes and they become like different sects yeah yeah one of them and they'll become like mutated one of them gets like half phased into the wall and he's like and they're like have you finished the [ __ ] thing yet he's like no yeah well whatever la bete your eyes that's where this is really great oh I'm Jim sucks one wall goes this game sucks ass yeah dude I didn't even think about that if I ain't going back in here I would've been straight murder in these dudes straight away because they're gonna kill you Jesus those gonna don't doesn't this game suck ass they just kind of ripped me back what is with this one ghost in the wall I think there's more of them later I'm not I'm not fine I'll never be fine alright Robert [ __ ] the socks dude and this game doesn't suck ass it sucks ween the band if you let them live then they kill you like that what is your goal you gotta hit him eventually alright nope YouTube alright fine beautiful slow and steady wins the race yes yes oh ye do I just kill one of them please yes well I go to the thing I hate my life yes it did hit me just do it good murder let's eat the reason why they always put two is because one is the biggest joke ya know they're complete chumps on their own that's because the people who made this game know how to make it hard without making it not oh went down old Knights hammer there it is it looks cool it does more damage switch switch do it baby oh that is a thick hammer this week thicker than I thought oh [ __ ] weird hammer let's try it yeah let's test it up guess what it's another [ __ ] horse just the horse part yeah isn't that weird I forgot about that until I saw you oh we were doing did that peanuts for damage here yeah already switch bass re old Knights hammer no really you were doing it right here you see you he's a madman the horse didn't even go for him oh it's actually yet it has a lot of health it has a lot of health but I still think we do more damage with this oh yeah there's that bean somebody's asking if I'm Jasper Sakura of course I'm jazzed for Sakura also wait the elevator works and now we can do the gimmick I'm gonna explore a little bit cuz Andrew isn't here to experience the gimmick yet sadness I just got to a door and then it's just blocked it's just blocked so I'm going to step on this elevator and I want you to start singing with a little help from my friends by Ringo Starr alright okay I don't stop until the elevators done what would you do what would you do if I sang you a song and I started to sing out of key I'd lend you an ear and an arm and a leg and I'd say please help me put this body back together mm-hmm I get by with a little help from my mortician friend hey help me put putties back together with a mission friends Oh oh my god dude I need somebody to love I need somebody to love oh it's a guy that's funny it's a guy oh that is a guy and there's a lady in there he's like I help somebody tied me upside down to a door so this is the weirdest [ __ ] thing this is a this guy has a lock we need a key to stick in the hole in his face [ __ ] honor isn't that metal huh ian has a key I have no idea and I don't even know if this is like part of it like oh wait my face wing wait a second no we have to keep the Kings passage or just different could it be like yeah I could demote back we receive reason he kept easy once he makes it no me may was you a sip let us throw back Zuri also doesn't this take a look at million years books trying to think of the first one I saw you know kids are kings passage Oh the scary horse it's not ring off that gives us yeah that gives us the to meet the kickoff the the white whatever man we're at half health but we were stylish new stylish thanks for reminding me we know when I was in Boston in 2005 yeah I went to Old Ironsides yeah and there was a gimmick with had the scene was really short and I was short because it was 2005 no and a guy was in their sales who'll do it sure and he was like your boyfriend and he said it like in the biggest Boston accent in the world and I stared at him boy boy 3 oh he's got some sewer armor oh that's awesome is he floating me walk it was good to shoot oh you bet he does not mother book is using to shield Oh what is he doing he's holding one shield on either side of his body what a madman is he just like a little bit of meat shield maybe he's like hell oh he's a tank it's my life fire tanks are real dude you're [ __ ] dead now dude he felt a boat comes on idiot dude I keep mr. Louet he felt a boat coming on I'm gonna poke Gower's ring the protection shirt Gower mr. Gower whatever the [ __ ] you say Gower mr. Gower bring me a gal boom boom boom boom oh that's the hammer er you saying oh yeah from seed yeah this is the time to kill that [ __ ] random guy Wow like God killed my brother how much more telegraph also this is a mimic you think oh damn I remember this one Oh God oh that was good well yeah Heights it's like video game programming jazz you know you never know what's gonna happen it's what they're not saying that really is the message hmm get that big door big door right there we were like what is this key go you literally a locked door right there Hey once gene smell it's honestly these guys are harder than the [ __ ] twin dragon right if we've died no more oh yeah yeah it's good hitboxes Oh christ almighty take it away these guys suck well now we don't have to worry about our souls looking like Winx on this glass all part of the plan go through that lightning doors speeding it up so this is a really cool run in look around this room rule for me King's passage cool big tree dude with swords go over there with an IM it okay oh wait find you oh wow I totally just missed that alluring sky whale is still is still there also sick this is sick yeah just do you wait I think these guys come to life - yeah their horse Knights mother enemies yep sick but I'm just gonna run past okay great great I'm home yeah they look like nice like literal Knights well this is good so I'm just gonna run back I guess let's lure them all here good I'm gonna try fighting one of these guys maybe they're chumps oh they're chose their mega jumps I mean they still attack quite a lot and it's true in a way that makes me have a fear oh oh wow what the he vanished for a second that was like a spell or something so this is a cool boss it's looking glass tonight and it may just look like I do to the sword I do to the sword we as a 6 years got a 6 shield that's of a mirror he's big and he's got a cool helmet too that has like faces on all the sides of it and it's cool and you'll see there's another cool element to this fight ok what the [ __ ] is this move I don't remember that ok just lightning pillars okay what are you gonna do your thing oh that's not the right thing don't do that thing that is a sick shield right mirror it's just like Zelda yeah it's not a second safety oh nevermind I'm gonna take a dangerous it I guess you may was me may sit that who sucks with it next time charter oh he's got like y-your honor yeah he's got like a crown he's got like a crown of thorns a little bit teeth Jesus Christ dude is he a Jesus like a Saiyan so he's gonna summon something from his shield you can see it cracking but what the hell isn't that cool oh that is awesome that's so cool and it's another player too like an actual bird no I think this is for one it I think it randomizes it can be a person or it can be like it can be a little [ __ ] NPC or it could be for Warren and so you can just wait in line to come out of this guy's shield yeah is so cool yeah okay so now this becomes a little harder it's definitely not like full health for luring though yeah I figured oh god oh and he sucks I want another forlorn lure for lure the four Lord yeah if you've got me with that move out of it so sad come on I said that was awesome go fight yeah cool fight right and it's in the rain on top of like a crumbling castle yeah that's it okay so that's that some things I can get her tonight ah okay what did these guys do oh oh that was an elevator I would have joined them almost did it yeah oh my God look at those low-poly mountains just like spike Jesus Christ okay well can this thing come back up well he's a switch great pull the lever Frank okay please please is it not to the bottom yet oh it's so deep I can't pull this lever no there's nothing did Langley goddamned we're going to think of another Beatles song sing octopus's garden mr. Sandman [Music] [Music] [Music] like to pee it's veiny hole burn that down oh wait actually I think I just hit it yeah great green blossom we're blasting through the game button cross off you know Londo - you're a little bit - done kicked its ass next up is the ass mama asked mana oh yeah [ __ ] so this is a this is an area that people don't really like very much shrine of I'm on it you have a torch in your hand and yet you like the bonfire if you're using since I'm using the toy I'm not I'm not doing that oh she didn't say bearish seek seek lest she says until hope is fully withered that doesn't work dude I'm gonna be crazy I'm gonna take off the zoom the ghost ring tone ring okay actually maybe that's a bad idea Oh explodes it damage special we got to try this one for a bit okay let's play with this - it's when you either do or take a certain amount of damage I forget what she just blows I'm just [ __ ] explode all these great out areas have appeared on our map Oh what the hell and this is from these are DLC bits oh there's a lot of those yep well there's some other areas that we haven't been to as well make sense oh that's a cool looking guy yeah we'll see a lot we'll see a lot of them okay Ava coolin cross hat yeah they're churchly they're people I'll say it it's oh that we this is sick this is pretty cool looking ahead even actually like it is your way the sight visually beautiful but it's a pain in the ass because it's basically well you'll see now that's creepy singing oh what is that like a mermaid this is dudes oh whoa you [ __ ] around it's weird that little the whole glistening light to them yeah when they're just sitting there in the water that's interesting very bizarre oh yeah million is it you you singing she's crying no toll Milano's milf she's a MILF dude milf finito dude it's like Neto from the first game in a milk great lord neato we're like great mom you know hmm quality jokes no sutures studying when we sing the little ones dance and I think that's referring to the little fireflies that we're buzzing around the enemies out there and sort of keeping them placated interesting yeah oh they don't have a little gold and speckly things anymore no I got it singing as we left her radius there stands range interesting alright you still don't get jokes about stand ranges because you've literally watched the only like 10 minutes of starters Crusaders careful those guys do look cool like look at alright white robes dragging them in the water it's not a good idea you're gonna get wet the guy's wife what did you do to your nice cloak you dragged this thing in the muddy river every goddamn day I thought I told you if you're gonna drag a cloak in the river use your brother's hand-me-downs so we've noticed this some of the basilisks in this game have not had like the big bulgy eyes yes some of them just do I continue and they have no idea I think it's just cuz they were mad enough people didn't notice in the first ones they're like we'll put like two women that don't have it in this one so you didn't know already that they have to fit guys now you do I wanna die yeah just gonna plop that off this area kind of reminds me of that area with all the great sky trees in the first one yeah Ashley ash lake like the you look out did well like hell valley sky tree 4 mins oh they're probably not even like intentionally just sort of came out I just love the hell valley sky trees flame butterfly twinkling titanite don't mind if I do it didn't I hey I tried it was good it was good try see your mother okay well this is good there's a million dudes here but they're being sung to they're being sung - I don't care we don't care what people say keep saying it it's just like fluffy from not from Wien from Harry Potter yes that's right they tied your mouth open I was like not free but I'm gonna do good luck there might have been a dude that I killed what are you doing dude I accidentally gave a little roll taking a mulligan we're taking a Margaret Thatcher we're taking a malcolm on that one taking a malcolm right in the middle right in with god just in the center charlie in the center it's the sequel to malcolm in the middle' they good at the sequel oh wow Jesus keeping us on the edge of our seat oh Christ this might be where our amazing progress comes to a grinding halt because this area so it's so butts its months because it's just like a big like it looks cool but it's just a big open field also love is an open door alright love is an open frozen - love is an open door think it's from frozen link it's like the cute couples song ah fungal side of that building yeah that curse chest yes okay look yes okay crimson water great we got blood room who's in water we got blood blood blood in the USA only got bleed soon we got blood blames last so much blood I'm just gushing with blood you punched in all my blood Deportes I don't know if fighting these guys three on one is better videos can open up explosion would go off and like on some cool thing but until the end no oh okay so strap is to die okay death strap the die commandant more singing dust I was cool yeah it was cool singing dust 10 million singing dust lit up the rooms I fell asleep oh god oh god this is pretty yes this is the prettiest section like you oh okay we lit it it's fine everything's fine nice stiff you same three guys oh now we're hearing a sound that we will be hearing a lot which is the sound of these [ __ ] tracking shots not only yep try to fight these guys no okay but your now you can teleport to that one I think I think it I think we did this before and it just put us there yeah yeah we we oh nice see she watch Teen Titans Teen Titans I watched like the original one quite some time ago you mean like the one that I'm talking about what you mean the original where's that new one Teen Titans go oh yeah okay I'm definitely talking about good Teen Titans but there was one episode where they got like stranded on an alien planet and Raven met all these little like furry things bring one back that like no they like maybe she did but they like parroted everything she said and they would say shut up after everything she was like this is weird and they're like weird sure and I just I don't know why that's one of the things that like [ __ ] my brain decided to just like let's just put that in the archives and remember that forever we're never forgetting this so this is why this area kind of sucks is cuz there's these guys who see you from like a million years away yeah I don't even think we can get over there I was scared that dad the water was too deep over here not you not you oh there's more Oh weird yep isn't that fun isn't that fun game alright you I guess oh there's there's somebody singing to you should you be going like yeah isn't it good it's a good area yeah man I think with the secret Whitechapel looks nice every time you die you get to enjoy the scenery like ah yes my lady how blue it is but thankfully the boss at the end of this area isn't too bad that's nice kind of kind of in keeping with the trend of this game a lot of the bosses are sort of chokes oh yeah it's gonna look cool - yeah whatever don't enable them one time I was playing lead with two friends that I knew in real life bro and I got super mad because when we lost I was like chatting with the enemy team casually and they're like you apologize and I was like no and they unfriended me and never spoke to me again Wow oh you made it up there no questions asked lickety-split million dudes there actually is this reminds me of that early area that we had a miserable time with just cuz there's just so many dude no-man's warf warf oh one time I really got like super mad at my parents when I was younger I whipped and they made at the same time and it filled me instantly oh my god yeah that's really sad like a rebellious thing what did they have they feel I mean the man is stern talking-to after yeah yeah yeah yeah they were like now Jacob how many times do we have to tell you to take a break between whipping and naming me when I was young and really mad at my parents I was wearing all like that I was going to zoom easy by him all the skater kind of clothes cuz yeah everyone was and they're like yellow would you jump off a bridge if all your friends did and I was like no way later that day my friend decided you know that that looks like fun and I did it holy [ __ ] dude yeah also if all my friends jumped off a bridge they probably have like a decent reason reasoning yeah there's a monster yeah right bridges are bad luck outro so we gotta get off it we're gonna file destination movie on the road man okay what is that it's a dragon oh thanks for asking alright yeah you know there's like an under under the surface water bridge it leads to Jesus there's so many things this area is so annoying yeah it's nice that their projectile makes a noise - so it's always there yeah I like hearing that I'll drag it Ryder no I don't want to Dragon Rider I think that leads to some just like optional item or whatever okay no dragon rider oh there's a hippo in these guys the thing is it's not like enemies where you can like a grow them and get them to come like chase after you yeah these these sit there in spam spells at you yeah man the best part about networks the iframes okay there's this funny wall you know what I mean is there a bonfire in this area do you know I don't think there is serene good classic stuff so this next part is like Oh Jimmy to the wall bike the [ __ ] curb these guys you can hang on those like superstore never mind they got these guys they gotta mix isn't that good don't you like that don't you like that make a good mix yeah I'm gonna go meet the gauntlet yeah oh yeah maybe summon there's somebody said in the hut so good idea cuz that makes that last part a lot less of a pain in the ass hole money don't grow on trees sounds good my god grills to feed I got big mouths to pay brillz to feed mouths to pay what else can I say except you're welcome well you're like Street yeah it was like oh here with flying give me a toss out right what the [ __ ] so we're potentially only like halfway down at the stream right now oh god alright even though we're like three hours in almost 2:45 let's see we got a Simona then we got to be the kings ring the dragon pack though that might take a while oh we got to do at least one of the giant memories to beat the game and then we can do stuff okay and we don't have to do everything you know you know there's a guy the like announcer dude in Mario Party 8 is like a dude who has he's like a dude and he's got like a big like cartoon mouth and he's like an announcer and he's also got a hat called like top or like big top I think it's like a circus theme in that game and he says little like gibberish words to signify that he's talking kind of like I'm Mario goes oh yeah yeah you know some RPGs and but one of them is you don't play this I won't play this light goes on yah we're little the Beatles references from every side I'm left to right angle and you want some fun sing all the deep loud get a man chop his head so I'm gonna chop his ass off cuckoo cuckoo oh god that help from all the way over there are you kidding me I don't dodge it I die I am a god don't do it to him all we did it to it - oh [ __ ] guys oh my god mm-hmm Dark Soul is like a one of my like qualms with dark souls - you're plagued you're the man now guy yeah where it's like you do every little like challenge you feel go okay that's how I beat it yeah you know next time you get past it yeah that's what this game kind of feels like yeah a little bit there's like a little more [ __ ] in the difficulty also that's the second time you've said you're the man now guy was actually called it but you made a portmanteau this is a joke in another video and you made a portmanteau of you're the man now dog lips my George Clooney thing from like that one movie and I want to be the guy is I want to be the guy that's an actual title of the game you know the man now dog we're like [ __ ] like repeated gifs and memes became yeah it's uture I like spent a lot of time on there there's this website and maybe I can bond with people and chat over this it got it actually 404 word recently which is funny because it was called the best 404 page ever nice and it was it just said 404 on it in like big text and that it would just give you a random like I remember that a lot of them were like flash files and it had like a huge repository of them like there were just so many goddamn like HTML like WebM and [ __ ] like that they were in it and man I used to spend a lot of time on there and there was you could go like the index page and look at a list of all the different ones I got so much like cool [ __ ] off of there they were all cool I I think I remember seeing that too and I am I like bookmarked a couple yes that cool like cool gifts I have a I have a folder gone IRA maybe had deleted it oh I actually I think I deleted by a folder called 404 and it was just like a ton of it oh there is ice a lot oh wait for a four oh yes yep there it is oh but none of them working with none of them work that says that yeah rat dealer green native fire female ninja technique unknowable sauce yeah there were a couple of them that I couldn't find the source sound for and I saved them because I was like maybe one day I like to have those like white whales of music and so pop humanity some of that [ __ ] into your life yeah I think I remember what it was but I know that somewhere in my past I had like a white whale song and I was like yeah find this song and I've never found it there was one that I did find and I think I bookmarked that I found it I was thinking about you're at your childhood yeah dude I have an attitude for you I think you maybe you've talked about it but yeah you exploited Jacob had and he would message me sometimes and be like okay I remembered one more piece of information about this childhood memory with detail anything he would he told me it's like I don't know if it's a song I don't know if it's a video it has like goblins that like a drink rainbows and I was like what and I like looked and looked and looked trying to find it and never did and one day years after he told me this a message and I'm like what what and he found somehow I don't know what he searched but he had he'd found the white whale it wasn't I didn't know that they were goblins for a really long time I was just like it was something about somebody like drinking a rainbow and it like made them better at something and there was like a person there was like a character that correspond it to each color but I'm holding the book right now it's an old do Rico book called rainbow goblins the rainbow golf and it's got this is really cool art in it of like goblins like drinking they like glass though the rainbows and they like squeeze the juice as I hope to knows it's a cool book that is such AI love that yeah I'm glad I found it I remember when I first thought of it I was still working at Safeway which was literally like early like six or seven years which is crazy you know dang it Oh what did you see that sorta way he just missed with that [ __ ] miss me with that case [ __ ] that plant particle was that gay [ __ ] boom also that was a gorgeous shot perfectly framed oh we did it again as an idiot oh god I'm an idiot oh I wanted to roll with it like I was spirit before soon that video he sent me was like requiem for a horse or whatever yeah I don't even remember I just like skipped so like a random point that I was a fan true standard I don't want to watch this he could see it remember when I used to send you just like literally trash because seriously trash I know you get 282 it's like you're looking for some effect or whatever for a video yeah and then it's like oh I just found this garbage most of that nightmare was the best one because we [ __ ] exploded on it oh yeah we had like a trend of sending each other videos with very little views like one or two views were no views and I had to be like a video deserving of no views yeah and but sometimes we would find like even gold gems and so sometimes it would be like a really long video but we'll be like oh there's like something cool in it even feel like fine a bit or whatever but then I would just send Blake I think moment that you figured this out it was after it done it like maybe like once before but I sent you like some like Minnie Mouse like clubhouse [ __ ] it was like some like kids animation for the Minnie Mouse episode Glee season 7 episode 21 of Minnie Mouse and and you were like this is just trash why are you sending me this also these has suck they do like dunk underneath and leucism yeah they get a little trash I found some good ones was it there is one where like this this lady her like hobby was was like refurbishing old animatronics what is this it was it was one of those channels I found and sent to you oh yeah it was like it's but the audio is always terrible like it's like it's creepypasta if it was actually real yeah but it said she was super genuine about it and I like found like her name and like huh weird boy yeah but it's just creepy and she makes so much of like weird Church innovations too and I was like this is one of the best finds I've ever found sound fun yeah yeah I when I used to play a lot of like competitive games I ended up getting really good at telling what my like threshold was man yeah yeah because it's like I remember like tf2 especially like I would do really good for like an hour and a half good and then it was like as soon as that hour and a half is over it was like my skills we gotta cut yourself off you just can get more like frustrated if you keep going exactly it sounds like Oh might as well just end it I'm terrible with that I do I like keep going like four hours too long at like smash and [ __ ] yeah oh my god smash I always do that because it's like short enough like I can't win wine yeah yeah especially like looking for like just fishing for clips all the time yeah I'm just like I'm so unsatisfied when I go like an entire session without getting just like everything yeah with masters I'm like edited it all or like clipped at all and I was like but man I just can't think of any funny jokes to make and then one day it was like oh they're here they're here [ __ ] 45 of Jojo got a new opening and ending song in the ending poll there's that amazing nightmare again I oh and the new ending song is like I'm crazy like it's like got like rock guitar on top of like sample on top of the [ __ ] that is awesome it is pretty damn cool part 5 is awesome it's about like an Italian mob oh okay like crazy - first man still in it oh yeah oh I think that was the I watched a random episode on par 5 yeah you definitely did it have an old Indiana Jones no or no way that you watched part 3 oh is that a piece of art getting idea you know what let's just see what's over here it's a good movie Ben Hur you know why he sees Jesus like four times nice he's just a dude who happens to have four run-ins with Jesus hey listen uh Lisa's hours long Wow it was in 25 minutes long oh right we talked about this because you made up noise that sounded like Ben Hur and you were like that's the longest movie ever seen damn nice some easy buckets no board no more speech Weston Street die you son of a [ __ ] die awkward the band that's right that's South African band that was in the [ __ ] movie because that that debris shucky yeah that's right Chucky yeah that director is like from South Africa he's like yeah Neil Blomkamp he [ __ ] loves that aesthetic to the point where it's pretty old now yeah I made one in a while yeah cause it got old so I guess that door is locked lovely Molly's dead now yeah we kill them in I'm gonna run I'm gonna wreck it wreck-it Ralph I'm gonna wreck it I can't rap to now in theaters it's the internet memes we are not the emoji movie I repeat we're not the emoji movie you have Mayo Jimena snail-mail for breakfast I'm dead I'm dead I'm so [ __ ] oh my god you lived I might still be dead though yeah I'm dead I'm dead and nothing like a possum stripe and nothing gonna possum stride oh yeah you really possums are like wack dudes in real life everything like poisonous there's some weird [ __ ] I know damn I thought I could get you with the old possums are poisonous pray and sloths or platypi have a fight any venom yeah and like koalas that are not venomous but they like have like they eat so much [ __ ] that their bite will still [ __ ] you up let me in let me in punch the wall isn't it what happened oh no actually I well I lost a [ __ ] ton of progress due to adobe premiere being closed I haven't read bastards - and that is demoralizing again you're just like Oh what if software worked when it does and why it doesn't work say you like a lot of times in life save it [ __ ] up the autosave endlessly I didn't realize until I was like yeah why is it like this I thought I did this yeah I was like oh my god some reason it just randomly didn't autosave this one project and so I was same man again a snipe and do that against hell yeah do it again alright I'll do it am i basically I was like this anger he described it to like what what do I do about like this [ __ ] pent-up emotion and I like I was like I said out loud I was like oh my god I got this I didn't yell you fell off for lunch oh my god and oh my god we're just gonna gloss over that I wasn't even looking I can pretend it didn't happen I didn't even realize there was a Ledge there anyway so you punch the wall that's really it mm-hmm it just like it made like a little like crinkle like a like a crumbling sound as though I'd knocked some drywall maybe down 19 between walls you know but beyond that nothing really happened my knuckles hurt and it actually felt great so Wow yeah I've never finished a wall I'm not obviously the kind of person who gets like physically yeah angry at all but this time I was just well yeah yeah I don't I don't usually like it it takes a lot for me to get tilted so yeah yeah it's been I can't even remember the last time I had to like physically do anything about like a hard emotion like that yeah yeah I'm gonna take a drink of water after that because my voice my throat is dry drink break Road oh you're running away why are you so much skull so I walked in here and I have a glass of water again I can just open my mouth and let that water fall on the ground you sure good and then I would have gone which reminds me the story yeah perhaps you've heard it I'm not sure one time a my involvement or you're not okay one time always in colds meaning like the clothing Sean yes with my mom and my brother and as my mom was like getting clothes for my brother and so I was bored as hell yeah I didn't know why I was there and so I'm just sort of aimlessly wandering around like I was like old enough or I was like I you just walking around the store Milan doesn't care but I was like pretty young like 14 maybe yeah so I just wandered around and I was just like looking at clothes and looking at all the clothes that have like a little Hot Wheels car attached nice and I see this kids sort of like just walk out of it's like employees only area and walk into the changing room like that's weird interesting and then he walks out of the changing room and into the employees own area doing it this is like the setup to a joke or something and so I'm like I'm like I'm gonna like peek around the employees only area Wow and so I look in there and there's like drinking fountains right there on the wall you mean and I watch the kid he walks under the Judy fountains Google's up his mouth takes a big sip and he walks out and I kind of like go and I look at some more Hot Wheels cars and I glanced over and he does it again and like see what going a bucket using his mouth so I walk into changing room and he walks into the like wheelchair-accessible changing room and closes the door and I'm like mmm any open stimulus accessible changing room and walks out and I'm like what the hell so I get in the changing room next door and I beat on the ground and peek under the door whoa and he walks in that changing room gets down on the ground puts his head under like the little like bench that's on the wall opens his mouth and just lets a mouthful of water fall out onto the carpet and then he gets up and walks out and does it again why he's been doing it like all day I have how hard is it to get into dota it's a it's not - it's a MOBA yeah I mean if you were to play league like I did it years ago and I played dota for a while but I played a lot of League and I swapped to dota well I liked it a lot better like communities along toxic but it is harder just learning any MOBA without knowing is just like what takes time it's definitely different and Lee Lama mechanics there's like when I tried to get into league there was like a lot of like arbitrary rules if you're a certain kind of character you go to the top plane just because that's oh yes da Matta that's how it's done basically like yeah yeah the meta and MOBAs is really strong yeah so strict and I'm like well why why do we have all these options if you can only do that we're restricted to these things and people are gonna get pissed if I do anything but like what's optimal that was my league sucked too because all my items were like that but dota is a little better where you can kind of do whatever items you want and you can make it work yeah yeah I was always when I brought heavy guys people are like where are you building like that in like look you I'm gonna build another war this is a game this is a game holy [ __ ] guys we've been playing a game this whole time it didn't matter his friends like wait I useful that worked out great okay this must be Oh bonfire mummies either that or it's just [ __ ] nothing yes yeah look at there also I got invaded no no big deal no marios wait no that was just the outside oh yeah here's a world there's a world you go outside all right Felicia the brave that's a big boy there's a massive jungus oh good that's like armor rotting juice right I think so Nick can you stop Bank just gonna have to take Felicia Day get him actually got a piece of poop it's an invader stalking her oh oh well he was behind Oh Matt romantic song what's this [ __ ] though I don't want to go into this area it's gonna add grow all those dudes Oh goodbye Felice jerison [ __ ] laid a trap goodbye hi come back Felicia you can make it you come back oh yeah big i6 organ is why I [ __ ] hate PvP cuz it's all just people who are like I'm gonna make that time a little bit west yeah yeah and also they're just like optimizing their build to fight people yeah so it's like yep great oh I didn't realize this is oh it's just the path that was a good joke you like baited about that way and then you came right back yeah oh yeah it's gonna say boo it's still gonna die you did it crown help can we talk about how meta games are stupid a little more meta game oh yes yeah yeah they're [ __ ] dumb like it's just like hmm yeah it's just taking one of the like fundamental aspects of like why video games are fun and then going you can't do that though it's but sort of like it's like how could you not have it because somebody's gonna emulate the top players and that means that to beat them you also have to emulate what the top players are doing to beat them it just it's so it's like a mentality a positive feedback loop it's it's the the main drawback to like competitive games just generally so I like when you like with smash it's like I don't play at a level where it's like I have to play which is nice same with like doughnuts that was like it's like pretty much any character feat doofy there was an invader earlier when I was off stream okay and this is a famously like [ __ ] part of this area by the monocle late it's just like a million these dudes and they all aggro at once and there's a bunch of dudes that shoot at you from across the field at the same time fun fine it's also in waist-deep water in a game where there's no rusted iron ring to help with that just like great next step which one they are more 10 million other threads in the thousands and that broke like all of our rings to good doesn't resting in a bonfire reset I guess it's just that one [ __ ] giant orange dude just the journey I don't know if it resets or not I mean people are saying like many games are fine you just like don't have to obey them I I don't care about not obeying I care about all the jackasses who are like whenever anybody doesn't like do exactly what a boring [ __ ] would do he does who says that uh just oh [ __ ] smash dude like you were so lucky that you're not like hey I'm trying to like distance myself from smash because just so much of the community it's just like [ __ ] because it's just like people taking a game like a fun sort of like oh don't fall sort of a fun like silly game and just being like how can I make this so the other person I'm fighting doesn't enjoy it at all oh yeah like did you know about wobbling yeah yeah yeah wobbling only recently got banned like only very very recently it you should just be a thing you could do yeah in tournaments like you just go in and get people in an infinite zero to death grab combo fun and it's not fun to watch it's not fun to do it's not fun to fight against but [ __ ] who are passionate about winning get to control what happens in the community so it's just like great heads control the speed at which lobsters die that - honestly it's always pissed me off that little shield not cover that much yeah boom getting seasick oh man dang it I hate that you can start the backstab animation but like you miss it and then you just like ooh and say the optimal way to do this area is a lot it's true I would agree yeah see idiot alright yeah the hot oh it's not a singer oh oh well is this the boss oh there's another singer we have to say whoa oh she had died to say Oh woman worse or something alright boss okay be careful this is say beating a to Apple re not too bad of a boss but still keep your wits about you December the singing is coming from yep it's the team song isn't that cool looking thing and it's such a big singing head so it's like a big frog and then it's when it opens its mouth it's got that head um yeah yeah Oh what the hell and you can only attack the head so you can only like damage it when it's cut it's [ __ ] when I hug the ass thank ya but be careful it probably do something I don't know man Jesus wasn't weird look it's such a weird looking thing you really got it then oh yeah like really like actually sick music it's that weird teeth and boy it's hideous cool bus yeah I like he's like just a weird ass ones yeah like this and the spider are kind of like a weird strange thing rather than just a dude yeah although the mere boss was sick that was my cookie I was in my care about so far yeah the mirror boss is pretty you're [ __ ] [Music] oh never mind a patient sucks Asians is the worst isn't Oh watch this you got the Keithley embedded dude hell yeah we can open that guy now we can open the guy I swear to god yeah this is a man in the drangleic [ __ ] castle Oh what you doing just oh you killed him you killed it's not sneaky cuz it's not a ladder you see oh my god it's ready to get by with all of my friends oh yeah I think we're in the fruit this is cool yeah alright we're deep down we got deep in the world ok bonfire undead crypt should I go up Oh flee moly oh I see I see what you mean by his his head his shoulders wow he's huge yeah yeah we are stuff you know the usual we want to get to secure of fame fortune Sakura oh hey I mean semi vengo we killed his body oh he didn't talk to the head we did dizzy it's cool boys yeah it's not like this guy this voice is the voice of an old man and a child like over each other I seriously yeah oh what is my choice sure yes what is it King now go in the ground a miserable pile of secrets go in the ground bye please like this do we go up and open up the guy or do I go through the Cryptkeeper go through the Cryptkeeper why not we can go back and do the guy so no Dark Souls 3 something in chat says yeah I'm never doing it no no hate that game never we're doing dark Maria we're doing the shitty one but we're not gonna do - excellent not here skeleton watch out for him he's got two shoes oh oh he can't be but stabbed oh there we go you [ __ ] him up oh yeah look at that that is a disgusting hat that's it gross that's cool just like I was like what the [ __ ] is this ugly face looking there and I think looks like old beard oh there is um you want to kill him and then turn on the lights I do kind of want to come in and turn on the lights or maybe you need to turn on the lights to kill them on everybody why yeah go talk to him oh yes a couple friendlies oh no these are just goons no that wasn't him talking weird there you are him oh it's cool he'll roguish what the [ __ ] he's 50/50 back hey Mary yes cleared the water gesture learned gesture haven't seen RC wow we could have used that on the pvp guy boom that sounds pretty good huh I kind of like him I don't want to turn on the lights yeah yeah I'm fine with leaving them on what happens if you turn him on I have no idea oh I don't remember this guy at all okay so don't ring there's like a bell there there's bells everywhere all these stones are looking at it don't ring them but you can hit the stones and break them ringing one of the bells will summon a bunch of dudes okay is the solution everything in this game is a bunch of dudes once you do this baby and enemies hitting the bells will also ring them okay so then go near them yeah Oh hits a wall dude oh you yeah oh yeah he's walking sorry skeleton I'm walking today we're getting all the smooth and silky stones oh nameless usurper I think that's probably a CPU as well you would think he fought him before yeah oh oh it's to shield guys [ __ ] Jesus oh did finally move well Oh God Rolly [ __ ] back here I really think those little like radio show jingles yeah I need to with like for one-on-one point and I'm like they all sound the same just don't even make one kxp is the best radio station to ever exist and nobody can convince me otherwise why are they the best no no ads it plays good music every day it plays just a random different genre nice no jingles good [ __ ] it's good [ __ ] I think if we just hug this wall and go over to the side here this is the nice Andy ban big break formation okay we're good that's scare the [ __ ] out of me better the speech drunk Oh switch away whoa oh it's the shield guy also soul vessels those were a thing where we play those show this to a certain person and dot dot dot and all it was is if you talk to one of those hags at the very beginning with it then you can like redistribute your soul you're like level points oh oh that's kind of nice oh look this dropped us right back off in the bonfire room hope I can't use it well hey it's our friend is that Luigi no I'm sad there's another thing maybe it's Luigi if he stepped in a coffin okay well I'm not gonna use the bonfire because the game literally won't let me oh there's dude there's the invader guy he's like oh all these rocks oh and there's these guys those are the dudes that the bowels summon there's no bells you can with oh and there's another guy yeah try it see going at it just count on me [ __ ] Oh Oh God Oh somehow that missed but you know I'm going back on this [ __ ] plan is there anything else there's nothing else in this room [ __ ] there's skeleton there is skeleton it's very true right great uh wait huh magic shield okay I've never done that before but that was strange I guess that happens Oh what it's bringing those goddamn bells oh I see they come out of the statues you oh that's about I'm fine I'm probably fine oh this is the lava thing good good this is a good situation trapped I thought that was a statue is that of Jake such a tween I'm rocking for goose sleeps the tapes Blues Brothers Blues Brothers Blues Brothers Blues Brothers that's a tongue twister brothers brothers brothers we lose brother that ruthless brothers police brothers Blues Brothers do like really fast Irish wristwatch Irish wristwatch I that was one that I like practiced because it like threw me off how hard it was yeah and I was like I will not be made a fool of so I was like Irish wristwatch oh wait did it yeah oh so this is the thing you pulled yeah oh okay and now we can go down this hall and I think there's another Boston here and there's a cool boss whoa there's a dragon rider in two nights at the end and there's a bunch of these tools I usually just run past because it's like [ __ ] oh that is a big old sound by something going on behind you but do you know I ain't looking a look when I'm dead by that I mean right now uh gross are they were casting fire spells okay at least a giant sword guy this guy's cool he's not got a sword oh is that king the king no he's associated with it though I forget this guy's name velstadt I think he's got a staff that's got a [ __ ] Bell on the end oh that's sick yeah right wow he's big he's big whoa he's big the world ages so this guy kind of whoops ass a little bit so be careful Oh music sick basically awesome now we're doing decent damage Dease nice oh dang stay away took it away alright I'm gonna pop the humanity but we got 42 effigies dude that if so many it we can have as many as Jesus we want we need we can eat multiple for fun shame what I suck he's a Sun bro what does he have it is hangin praise the Sun that's a human right yeah it's a person no we bad that's awesome use like two urns yeah for you and one for me he's got like a casting thing take it from the top Lennie's it's got a hammer to where hammer brothers 8 is he scared are you scared [Music] it's reborn it's the guy oh say now that we talked to on this suggests here oh the shame shame no all right now we're gonna get all these chests Sian's helms any of these are a mimic I'm just gonna I'm just gonna die I'm just gonna kind of cry now favorite branch oh he's like open these ones I know shame I know shame Oh shame like do instead you just killed something he's having a time he's like I got someone else over here all right let's go great warden oh he doesn't know you don't know [ __ ] but all just like oh god shame oh he's gonna do a thing he's ringing his Bell wow he's really ringing the bell what what what is this move we're all just like I don't know I think it is powered up we powered up yeah it is forget deep breathing this yeah yeah hell yeah race the Sun ah yeah oh the crews all here [ __ ] yeah so now vendrick oh there he is oh he's sorrowful oh he's just been like pacing around this giant thing whoa it's just going crazy whoa he doesn't even react to us being here anymore look at his massive room that is so cool yeah this is his tomb Wow here's his armor he shut it off cuz he's insane we got the Kings right do we even have to kill him no whoa but you're to expect him that right isn't that no no that is cool I mean he's scary yeah he's got a massive sword and I'm just gonna show you Wow if we attack him we barely even do anything to it he's got some sort of protection on him that makes it so he can't even cause damage to him oh so we just have to leave him here yeah but I like the music in you too isn't that this is like one of this is like dark dark souls two's shining moment for me is it's like you you think you're gonna come down here and it's gonna be like a cool epic fight with this guy but he's just a sad husk that is so sad yeah I love the music in there here's this chick oh she's here Wow my fleece-like [Music] seek seek less oh my god they'll marry the Queen damn alright wow isn't that cool bit oh wow the music he stuffs lost we oh it's over but yeah oh these upside down statues nailing this is like I said this game gets kind of sick yes later later part this is this is this is a fun cross that teams ring off there I'm gonna explain something that's kind of like weird wait vendor so we could vendor it's optional oh I see there is something that we can get that's what I was about to say is something that we can get that allows us to do damage to him yeah there's like these little things we already have one of them when I defeated those giants underneath black Gulch but no no wait I can't do that figure bigger than bigger in like a million years I got like that soul of a giant from those things down there and if we get the more of those that we get the closer we come to dealing damage to him and at a certain point at a certain point he becomes like a reasonable thing to fight if you just do like a few giant Souls then he like takes so little damage that it's like not even really worth fighting him Wow yeah it's like punching bag Bob from Neopets oh my god punching bag oh I forgot about punching bag Bob that was a damn thing mega deep cut oh well we're here you want to talk to the head oh yeah the head where the [ __ ] is the heavy on that fog I'm pretty sure in the misty area said oh yeah right we went like I feel like you let's talk to the head guy that King stuff is cool Yeah right Bendrick he said he's a cool figure alright oh [ __ ] it's like talking while we're fighting yeah talk don't make with your body by majority damn ok so now we can find him somewhere I like that bad voice actors a lot of emotion within it's just a taste yeah no we just like that other guy we need someone to mr. justice head yeah alright well he'll never be the head of a major corporation have to slide whistles Jesus he's saying we could unleash chaos that means you go to hell but you come back so you can never die oh yeah yeah they tell you the accordion shop around where I live like just a few blocks down actually we're out of business how sad can you believe that a dedicated store that sells only accordions I'm going out of business I seen that shop and been like how does this exist Yeah right it's a little [ __ ] also we finally had the Kings reign Oh put it on produce the symbol of the King held to the year to do one Audrey we need to prepare like all our show yeah we should have done it when you're back in town right leaders keep aldea actually button will do so I I'll spoil right now cuz it I don't think it ever explicitly says but that dude who was who came out of our bonfires yeah that big do is result that's all yeah oh and he is the scholar of the first sin hey when we gotta run to the name that's why he's talking philosophy and being like was better we don't know well these guys are [ __ ] hands to the slaughter mmm alluring skull bonfire okay hit this wall no Sam I mean I can hit it they can but it don't do [ __ ] that's a oh wait I got to get out of being in front of it whoa those behind it earlier it does like a move yeah doesn't it I look sick in this game yeah I like this look just like little eyes kinda it's a caravan and it's moving when the caravans are rockin don't come a-knockin also it's this [ __ ] so this is a last steal which you may somewhat recognize that name cuz Luka teal love Mira was somebody women know and she was talking about the same hat she was talking about how she had a brother that she used to fence with and brother was always better Oh alas teal yeah so that might be this guy I think banished this man okay what is up with this nice we can't do anything about it right now what isn't it yeah don't worry about it this is a cool bit I remember this area oh and there's a cool Skyrim or that room in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom oh my god oh my god we need to play those games did we do we really do it just it's so hard to get them working I can like look into doing it too yeah I haven't like tried but I can look into it that would be brilliant this is awesome um do we cut it I think we gotta I don't think we got a dude let's try another path hey there's some mirror respect oh is that mean later oh the demon out the mirror the dude hanging by his thighs I think dudes come out of these they look like something that dudes did come out though oh yeah there we go oh it's for more wonderful he's back again nightmare nightmare night nightmare nightmare never marry into the pole sorry for Lauren who really crushed his head you see that [ __ ] I was crazy okay yeah they're coming out of the woodwork it's anti for one they're coming out of the glass work let's sing a duet you me me and you on the bus together visions of charmer but fatty a head hey hey hey shut up that's such a cool animation yeah even though the cracks from the mirror kind of yeah yeah what I really noticed that this trick is it position so yeah it's like off in the corner the dead was like this he sneezed while he was putting it down great magic barrier Great Barrier Reef oh there's a giant basileus don't we [ __ ] what's he doing there he's just sitting it out oh it is just hanging out it is huge oh you really you could see its little baby eyes oh yeah now we can finally get a good look oh it's mouth clips into its a little ball sack thing lovely it's Tony okay it was taken elaborate toilet with an elaborate fluttery so this room has a bunch of animals in cages hanging above us Oh including a mimic whoa yeah isn't it cool and it's cool so this is so all did was keeping these pens all these keep you studying stuff thing yeah it's on I am behind it oh it wasn't an item it was a dude with a classy dude last mask oh my god me got you oh there was a sick boss coming up - it's like it's a little hard like there's a little tiny bit of [ __ ] to it but it's still it's cool that's how locked so if I remember correctly if we let one of these guys out of his cage in some way he is capable of destroying all the other cages oh so this is slew of animals or yeah oh my god a bunch of dead Giants is that what that is yeah they're dead Giants they got the holes for face oh dang and there's a guy that looks like a butcher here whose smile car gonna shut up whoa and that's the best pit and we're not gonna go into the pit pit because I don't want to get pissed yeah my piss in my pet either oh he's the guy yeah that's the one he's must sawn through the Sun through to the other side Oh God oh holy that killed me great I forgot a second one wonderful Wow all right anyway Arnie that was so dumb mr. room is awesome yeah I always kind of figured the bone dragon was like gonna come to life or something but it really doesn't that'd be cool that'd be like a cell nother thing I mean it might if it does I don't know about it like this little guy oh he's angry oh I'm sorry oh man Mickey oh [ __ ] past don't mind me just walk past mmm good son I like that walk a bit don't mind me just walk your best go on ahead and [ __ ] my ass also this is the really cool boss Oh whoa it's in a giant cage take a safety sip yeah might as well and this boss is a little tricky it's the Guardian dragon it's just oh it's like kind of bird it's like a real-ass dragon it's a we burn that's cool yeah oh we're doing decent damage now there's a move where it breathes fire so you're gonna want to run away run away yeah oh I see it's a good move that's how this guy gets you there's lovely Bullock arena for this giant dragon in a cage yeah it's awesome and it like flies up and like clean yeah so watch that it's gonna like breathe [ __ ] and it's so cool maybe you can target its feet not all bosses will do that that's super nice Oh God what gets worst means it's looking you bootlegs wicked my boots I don't know what bootlegs refers to that it's like good yeah although you did have me going that's true that's an added challenge actually the bonus that was awesome yeah pretty sick fight pretty cool-looking what the hell area - I don't know these pillars are all about the people who make Dark Souls love that imagery yeah the big pillars in the distance though George Oh [Laughter] [Music] oh it's the dragon area sure is Aryan here well Yuri this is dragons flying around [ __ ] everywhere [ __ ] and she is I'm a whole another castle yeah so this is the one that has showed us at the beginning of the game in the interest cinematic oh you better hope she gave us a feather it's over to me it's a lie like Dumbo Sherman hell yeah oh we're making so much progress I'm scratching off actually no dragon path isn't quite done should we go level up shirt and or repair all our rings oh yeah we've got to do that we're kind of like everything we have hung me up once [ __ ] how did you get here again alright she doesn't even say para seek seek lest any more errand well don't wanna be an America tour yet we probably hit like the soft cap for strengthening yeah whatever [ __ ] statue for real oh yeah it is what the hell yay yay I wait for this guy in [ __ ] like cower on the ground and be like oh I can't believe I was okay ten thousand shoes dragon eggs I don't want to hit those mm maybe you have two men literally nothing happens oh yeah it's so just a massive pain yep it's dis [ __ ] come here oh you're really gonna fight on the bridge come here this is a bad idea I got bad about this Chet do you not need the big oh I just got walked I think there is a thing down this path that we need people are saying this is optional oh really but I don't I don't think it is the there's an item that we need at the end of this that's like required to fight the final final I mean come on I'm just if if we could just finish the game I'm gonna go check if that's the thing we can do I was under the impression that this part was required but they stationed a big door requires the Kings ring I mean Chad is very often confidently wrong but I I trust him but let's check it out I just chat because even if I don't but even if we can't do the thing here to end the game there's still a boss that we can fight here that is necessary to complete the game so this is the throne of warrant it's a big-ass room whoa take a gander over there I mean we be able to see we're gonna walk down there well horse required ahead whoa so it's a huge run-up to this [ __ ] boss it's a bit of a pain in the ass it's cool though oh [ __ ] I accidentally don't need to nine eight is a better number VL like no way I'm just hoping there might be a summon here because this boss is a little hard I had a vanguard yeah you're gonna get [ __ ] a headless Jimmy headless Larry over the wound and this is the guy with the big ice-lollies sword like massive thing yeah it's been girl he's all in one piece it's his body dude this is high at its height all right now from watcher and throne defender good like one stealing smile a bit not quite as bad oh she has a lodestone Keystone Harris Harris lock stone shield oh yeah yeah look I didn't get a good look at it it's got a face on it she's flipping around yeah she's ninja flipping like the first game all right [ __ ] maybe not yeah cata looks like looks enough like it's got like three holes on it it's kind of like not got a lot of lore either there's not sticking together - that's him think Carla's just like wailing on this guy oh that was so much deeper that was really stupid I mean this that's fighting multiple things at once for you that was way stupider see that it bucks send girl it's gonna die and girl no don't go in there then girl you you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] in that one [ __ ] - oh God I think it's written for you yeah stupid his sword swing went b'man alright you want to have it go Abigail and you have to wait for the door to open every time yeah and we have to walk down this like massive pathway anywhere course required baby so to access I'm reading this to chat who was talking about this earlier to access the final boss of the game which is not this one we need to get the giant skinship which is something that we get from memory of a giant and the only way to go into a memory of a giant is with the ashen mist heart which is an item that we get from killing that boss that people were saying was optional oh good god oh you know what I forgot to do yeah I know what you forgot to do don't worry about it man you're like actually the dragon gives you the party well we still have to go down that path then don't dodge the [ __ ] question chat you were saying that it's not necessary to do what we're doing when it literally was oh maybe they were saying the boss wasn't necessary or something I think they're trying to you I think they're trying to hide behind that idea right now but they were definitely saying you just don't have to do this path at all well chat I don't blame you think we didn't kill his body Ben girl wouldn't be here no idea they'd take their sweet time coming through the door he's like I'm here they're standing there come on in boys the water's fine I don't know what they're thinking Thanks oh oh my god beaver like long ass the only [ __ ] like runs in out of nowhere they're like they live in a salt mound I like this big ass door that takes millions of years to open maybe just get one of them just one I don't know I'm just thinking it'll make the bosses maybe a little easier to kill you know what that's a good idea no idea no no no no let's try it see what happens like the head of van Gogh but it's clearly its clue these entire a lobby yeah besides I made this point in the Ben and Ed video if you if your head is all that you are then that's just you you don't have to say your head that's true oh you see that cheeky shield we dab is so [ __ ] stupid it's just I hate s to sing in this game it's just like will I die let's find out I don't like it I don't want ven girl to die I hope they're both targeting use of men girl can get a backstab get her yeah Ben girl kick Tourette's hell yeah alright you know what's new Ben girl careful the second balloon oh girl watchers just like kneeling that's cool she might get back up so I did be quick oh [ __ ] I hope not I hope not - I don't know if that's a thing but it seems like sort of thing this would do yeah oh the 39mm safety seal and then play it safe you know he's healing thank for something well we brought her back to life yep there we go well that's good that's why Saint quit damn you're right distract her get her out of my sight you gotta hit her like she's gonna revive him if you keep backing away all the time I do it I must because I can oh [ __ ] did that just no no no what Oh God repeat all right Lance okay you know I said someone to him some 1 2 3 hold sure yeah yeah I'm going for it big boy it's big boys big boys well we don't have a ton left but there is some some stuff left to do even after this that we can we could save for next stream Saturday [Music] Saturday nights all right George or Schmidt have you ever heard of birthday Saturday Wow good one I'm really glad that you like jump in but drop these like whammy lines you know this trying bits like go swimming there seven days a week Mickey's you're dead wrong there's eight days in a week I listen to The Beatles so I was saying just focus one of them but I think the tactic yes would be does not do that I think you're right oh don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare it's like why would she hold her shield in that situation but also thank God whoa but he powered up he's super say he's got the lightning sword I'll stop hittin defender we gotta hit watcher now who watch her die Oh God then girl is just like standing there taking it do you see that he's like engine handle [ __ ] oh he's running when you running dude oh this sucks this fight is such a [ __ ] yeah oh they're both Parana this guy's sick little bit a little bit oh thank god thank God piece of [ __ ] oh you you [ __ ] poopoo boss said yeah I am a modern day oh god oh god I don't want this dude this sucks on ice yes yes Oh whoopee I hate that dummy on him there knock off the edge oh I thought that was it come on yeah there we go finally holding the neighbor burn they birth burn they sound sleep bad okay can we enter this thing Oh Giants yep and sadly we cannot know what is so we need the thing we need another thing and then we'll yeah oh yeah so we need the Giants kinship and somebody said now the real fight begins pure luck required ahead rip and then who are all for brief respite well I never gonna walk all the way up this damn thing again bet your bippy we do in fact yeah I don't think there's anything to do down there God and we have to do it again every time you have a big boss yeah lovely and so now next stream we will go up to the dragon place get the thing from the dragon the ashen mist heart the heart and then we'll be able to go into some Giants memories take a bite out of that quivering heart and we'll see what's going on there and then we'll come back and we'll beat the final boss and maybe it'll be a nice short stream but we're fine with that it's such a [ __ ] like bangers song goal 50 health by the end of the game or a 50 strength rather now let's go up and let's take a nice gander at the goose take a nice snooze quite the statue and we you know this this area this game has you know people [ __ ] talk it for not having continuity of space but there's the tower tower of drangleic that we went into and then the mountains back there's the Dragons eerie SiC got high it's tower flame over here isn't see it all at least puts it all out there good evening sunset pretty good game anyway there's no words I can't wait to be talking oh oh I mean sorry [Music]

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Length: 147min 48sec (8868 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2020