Kyle's Very Hyper Holiday

>>AND I WANT A BICYCLE AND I ASK YOU EVERY YEAR, BUT YOU STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN ME MY DRAGON! [BELLY LAUGHTER] >>WELL WE’LL PUT THAT ON THE LIST THIS YEAR. >>THANK GOODNESS. AND-- >>OKAY, TIME TO GO. >>WHAT? NO, I STILL WANT MORE PRESENTS! LIKE A NERF GUN OR THAT DRAGON! DON’T FORGET! >>MERRY CHRISTMAS. >>MERRY CHRISTMAS! >>OH MAN! THE KIDS GET WEIRDER EVERY YEAR. >>AND TALLER. OKAY, WHO’S NEXT? >>IT’S ME! IT’S MY TURN. I’M NEXT! IT’S ME. >>GOODNESS HI. >>ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >>I’VE BEEN HOLDING THESE SKITTLES IN MY HANDS SINCE I WOKE UP AT FIVE THIS MORNING. >>OKAY, NO. KYLE! KYLE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO LICK YOUR HANDS IN PUBLIC? >>TASTE THE RAINBOW! >>OKAY. OKAY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE GUY? >>THIS IS MY HYPERACTIVE SON KYLE. >>OH! KYLE, DON’T EAT THAT! >>OH, IT’S OKAY. HE ONCE ATE HIS FORK AT DINNER. PRONGS FIRST, JUST BREAK DOWN. >>THE SNOW TASTES LIKE SALT AND HAMSTERS. >>OKAY. LET’S GO AHEAD AND MEET MR. SANTA. >>SANTA! OH, IS IT REALLY YOU THIS TIME? WHERE ARE YOUR REINDEER? ARE THEY OVER HERE? I DON’T SEE ANY DEER SCAT. I BET THEY’RE BACK AT THE NORTH POLE HUH? IS THIS YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE? OH! >>NO! KYLE! KYLE! KYLE! KYLE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DIVE INTO THE SHRUBBERY? >>UH, YOUR PRESENTS ARE EMPTY. IS YOUR BEARD REAL? >>NO, OW! OH! >>KYLE, KYLE. DON’T PULL ON THE NICE MAN’S BEARD! I’M SURE IT’S GLUED ON VERY TIGHTLY! >>NO, IT’S REAL! >>OH THIS IS A CLASSY MALL. >>IS THIS YOUR THRONE? CAN I CLIMB IT? YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO A BACK FLIP? >>KYLE, I’M SURE HE’S SEEN YOU DO A FLIP BEFORE. REMEMBER HE’S SANTA. HE SEES EVERYTHING. >>THAT’S RIGHT. >>SO YOU SAW ME WIPE A BOOGEY ON YOUR BOOT? >>WHAT THE WHAT? >>OH NEATO! >>NO, OKAY. KYLE, DON’T LICK THAT! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MANY MALL SANTAS HAVE TOUCHED THAT. KYLE, KYLE! KYLE, DON’T MAKE MOMMY GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE. >>NOT THE SPRAY BOTTLE. >>NOW KYLE, WHY DON’T YOU TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? >>PROBABLY AN XBOX RIGHT? >>NO, I ALREADY HAVE TWO. HEY, HOW DO YOU GET AROUND TO EVERY HOUSE IN THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT? >>KYLE-- >>IF I WANTED COAL FOR CHRISTMAS WOULD I HAVE TO BE BAD? IF I WERE BAD AND I STILL WANTED COAL WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO ME? BECAUSE THEN YOU’D BE REWARDING ME FOR BAD BEHAVIOR AND THAT WOULD THROW OFF THE WHOLE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST THING. >>IT’S TRUE. >>KYLE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO ASK PARADOXICAL QUESTIONS? >>I ASK PARADOXICAL QUESTIONS. >>YES YOU DO. >>OKAY, NO KYLE! KYLE! STOP PULLING ON HIS BEARD! KYLE, LOOK OVER HERE! LOOK AT MOMMY. COME ON. COME ON. FOCUS. FOCUS. CONCENTRATE. >>OW! NO MORE! >>OKAY, KYLE. COME ON. WHY DON’T WE GO HOME AND YOU CAN RUN ON YOUR TREADMILL? >>NO, BUT I STILL HAVEN’T TOLD SANTA WHAT I WANTED. >>WELL TELL HIM QUICKLY RIGHT NOW. >>I WANT SOME DRY SHORTS. BYE SANTA! LOOK WHAT I FOUND MOM! >>HEY THAT’S MINE! >>THAT’S NICE. >>YOU CAN KEEP THAT. MERRY CHRISTMAS. >>COOL. NOW I HAVE TWO IPHONES.

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: Studio C, BYU Television (TV Network), BYUtv, Christmas, Santa, Hyper, Hyper Child, Sugar Rush, Special, Holiday (Ikariam Research), Funny, Sketch, comedy, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), humor, spoof, parody, College Humor, Key and Peele, SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), Funny Or Die (Organization), BYU, Matt Meese, Whitney Call

Id: NkPMRx2SFp4

Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 09 2013