Kyle's Ride Along

[POLICE SIRENS] >>BRADLEY, COME OUT HERE. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. >>YOU'RE NOT TALKING ME OUT OF ANYTHING OFFICER! EITHER YOU LET ME PIRATE THE ENTIRE SERIES OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA OR I'M BLOWING MY HOUSE UP! >>HEY, SECTION OFF THESE STREETS HERE. I DON'T WANT ANY CIVILIANS GETTING INTO THIS MESS. >>HEY UNCLE JIM. >>HEY, KYLE! KYLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S DANGEROUS. >>I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU RAN OUT OF PEPPER SPRAY. >>WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? >>I DRANK IT ALL, BUT IT TASTED LIKE BAD FEELINGS SO I DRANK A COKE INSTEAD, BUT THAT TASTED LIKE BELLY MEDICINE SO I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF DONUTS THAT WERE ON FRONT SEAT. THEY HAD SPRINKLES. >>YOU DRANK CAFFEINE? >>MY BLOOD FEELS FAST. >>OKAY. >>OH, NEATO! WHAT ARE THESE? MY MOM ONLY LETS ME PLAY WITH PLASTIC ONES. ARE THESE REAL? I ALWAYS CHEW THROUGH THE LOCKS AND BREAK FREE LIKE THIS. >>OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >>OKAY, KID WHY DID YOU BRING THE CHIEF. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A CHILD. >>OKAY. HIS PARENTS GAVE ME A THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH IF I'D BRING HIM ON A RIDE ALONG WITH ME. SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR MORE MONEY. KYLE! >>IF THE PRODUCERS CAN CHANGE STARBUCKS GENDER THEN I SURE AS HECKFIRE CAN ORDER A TV AND WATCH IT WITHOUT GETTING A NETFLIX INSCRIPTION. YEAH. >>NEAT-O. >>NO, NO, NO, NO KYLE. THAT'S DANGEROUS. YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY. >>OH, BUT IT'S JUST A METAL STICK UNCLE JIM. IT'S NOT EVEN SHARP! UNCLE JIM, DO ALL POLICEMEN HAVE TO WEAR ARMOR? UNCLE JIM, YOU'RE NOT WEARING A HELMET. IF YOU WORE A HELMET YOU COULD PROTECT YOUR HEAD FROM BULLETS. >>AND CHILDREN. >>HE'S RIGHT. >>OH! >>I NEED MORE CAFFEINE. >>OKAY-- >>OH HE IS OUT. BUT'S HE'S OKAY. >>WHERE'S KYLE? >>AH! TASTE THE RAINBOW! >>COME HERE. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE CAR WITH THE CHILD SAFETY LOCKS ON ALL RIGHT? >>NO LOCKS CAN HOLD ME. >>YOU KNOW, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF MY STUPID BOSS WOULD HAVE LET ME WATCH NETFLIX AT WORK. >>WHERE DO YOU WORK SIR? >>WELL I USED TO BE A STATE CONGRESSMAN, BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE FUTURE LIES IN THE COLD HEART OF SPACE. >>BRADLEY, NO ONE WANTS TO HURT YOU. JUST COME OUT HERE. >>HEY UNCLE JIM! >>WHOA WHOA! >>HEY! THAT'S MY BOMB! >>HEY! >>WAIT, WAIT NO. IT JUST- >>PUT IT DOWN. >>I JUST-- >>THAT'S DANGEROUS. >>PUT THAT DOWN. >>BUT IT SMELLS LIKE ROMAN CANDLES. >>NO! >>NO. >>IT'S DANGEROUS. >>DO NOT LICK THAT BOMB KYLE! DO NOT LICK THAT BOMB! >>AH! >>WHOA! >>OH, THE CLOCK STOPPED WORKING. >>OH GOSH! HE DISARMED IT! BRADLEY COME OUT HERE! WE HAVE YOUR BOMB! >>COME OUT TO PLAY! >>YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT THAT THING ANYWAY! >>KYLE-- >>WHO KNOWS WHERE HIS MOUTH HAS BEEN. >>OH, I DO. I ATE SOME GRASS, I ATE A BUG. I ATE THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CAME OUT THE BOTTOM OF OUR FRIDGE. I ATE A QUARTER BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE MY MOM'S WEDDING RING. I ATE A WHOLE SET OF KEYS AND YOUR FINGERS! >>AH! TAKE ME TO JAIL! >>LET GO! LET GO! >>TAKE ME TO JAIL. >>LET HIM GO. KYLE! LOOK! YOU GO IN THE CAR WITH THIS DISARMED BOMB ALL RIGHT? >>OKAY COOL. >>JUST WAIT THERE. >>NOW I HAVE TWO BOMBS. >>OH. WHAT? KYLE!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,053,785

Rating: 4.9639497 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYU Television (TV Network), BYUtv, Kyle, ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder (Disease Or Medical Condition), Hyper, Hyperactivity (Disease Or Medical Condition), Cops, Rida Along, Police Man, Police, funny, spoof, parody, comedy, humor, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), CollegeHumor (Website), Funny Or Die (Organization), BYU, DC, Dicine Comedy

Id: TgXb_G9c9_o

Length: 3min 15sec (195 seconds)

Published: Mon May 05 2014