Kyle on Using His FPSRussia Fame to Get Women | PKA

yeah so I don't know what his deal is but like if I'm putting myself in his shoes and like there's a girl and I'm talking to her about coming over to my house or whatever there's gonna be some sort of rotation stalk where I'm like you know we're gonna do this and that or you know or maybe we'll do this and that you know there's me some sex talk right where it's nailed and if she says no I'm not really looking to do that it's like well look I I'm not looking for a sleep oh yeah then I'm not looking to share my vodka with you and my god okay in the shower like I'm not looking to have a sleepover all right like I'm not 12 so like if you're gonna come to my house and I'm going to prepare you a meal and entertain you for three or four hours and then go into my 8 and then we're gonna sleep in the same bed together but there's not gonna be any sex then either a I don't want to deal with you or be what you mean is ooh I'm too much of a maiden to admit that I have I fornicate in which case I also don't want to hang out with you if you're that kind of girl I like Jesus Christ like get that light light like I don't we talked earlier wings girlfriends a virgin like like we marry but circle back to that I just want to get one more fact out tell me if this changes your opinion of the the situation at all when he found out that she only wanted to cuddle he decided to split the bill instead of paying for it hell yeah I'll move we like you heat I feel like I'm coming down the different side from Kyle he should have taken that chance a boy he wanted some [ __ ] and it's like dude this girl is coming over she's sleeping in your bed with you she wants to [ __ ] she just doesn't want to seem like a [ __ ] over text so we're gonna have to do some in-person oohs instead of I've dealt with that one time before I had a girl my fan if you will mmm I don't know where I was Florida Vegas somewhere in this girl I did you know I'd do this thing or go on Facebook and look hey I'm flying into this or that city what's fun to do here what am I yes what I mean is who wants to [ __ ] and so I'm scrolling through about eight or nine hundred comments on Facebook looking for like female profile pictures eventually I come upon three and I think those are incredible numbers if you find three of five it's like yeah I found three to five women who are fans of you who are trying to who were in the city you aren't you happen to be in who want to hang out [ __ ] tinder Thank You kid so but anyway this girl's like yeah I'm in Tampa Vegas wherever the [ __ ] we were I honestly don't remember she comes to my hotel room brings liquor and like and like chaser I don't have anything you know and and we're drinking and partying or whatever and like walked like like listen to music and watching TV or whatever and then we get into bed and she just wants to cuddle and I'm like are you serious I was like alright well uh good night she's like what do you mean I was like I mean you can leave now what it's like here in the in the armpit of Florida and you take this bag of Funyuns you ordered nine paid-for i don't like them i don't use our horrible pre sex food words that after taste is around a smart mouth woody I just want to ask who dumped whom in this relationship I think that'll tell us a lot oh it's unknown I didn't ask that and that's that I wonder that would be revealing Kyle said that he's in town for the weekend my friend group says that makes you extra attractive okay I know a guy on tinder who wasn't having the greatest of luck and then he's like hey you know in Albuquerque for two days if anyone wants to hook up I'm here killing it you know kill your oh you're on a work trip or something when I was on tinder a couple years ago you just switched your locations wherever that new city is a couple days ago and then you just say change your bio and say I I'm only in town until Sunday was just in town for two days in st. Louis Missouri I was I was a hop skip and a jump from leaving town and then every time just back this is one hell of an air B&B pictures of your family right girls have that number right that number of guys they [ __ ] and you don't want it to get too extraordinary Yeah right 89 yeah but if you're only in town for the weekend I'm pretty sure the rule is that doesn't count towards the number I guarantee the girl we counted us is zero at the club because she was on coke that's why I won't I will not ask my girlfriend water number is because I know she's gonna lie and be what possible comfort or help could it be to have that number floating around in your brain yeah yeah as in like she definitely lie to you for sure a hundred percent you'd lie yeah they all do she'd count serious boyfriends and maybe the guy she lost her virginity to everything else would fall out like a sieve that's how that number is built exactly well I dated this ad for three years this guy for seven and that one guy in high school yeah every guy's like a [ __ ] [ __ ] 200 I could see your [ __ ] lips hanging at the bottom of your shorts when I brought the girls about the number of guys they [ __ ] the most common number I hear by far is three it seems like there's been some sort of me here's one act impoverish women of lying women to say that's the number most believable and guess what I hear not fallen for your [ __ ] tricks you tricked us into the 19th amendment and where's that Cotton's is that word suffrage yeah this punk-ass is the hard stance against the 19th amendment give me 2 votes that's the way it should be every land owning male should have his vote and the vote of his woman like a like a blackjack table or something doubleday you told down on on Bernie hit me Oh Todd he's got so many more right the guys are having six seven votes yes the popular vote came in and Utah is a game-changer that's what it would be

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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 01 2020