Kyle Talks About Using His Russian Accent On Women

how do you ever like talk to the woman that you have sex with like you're [ __ ] in your Russian like voice yeah oh yeah man absolutely yeah like there's definitely been girls that like I've met up with legs like yeah come pick me up at my house blah blah and they like hop in my car and I'm like hey and nice to meet you whatever I you know I'm Kyle what's what was your name again and they're like I thought you were Russian I can't be who's the Russian accent if you prefer you know maybe maybe we get things a little bit more rough than normal we we stick with the Russian and she's just just go back to the American one but but yeah there's definitely been girls who like I don't know there's ever been a girl who was like yeah [ __ ] me like Dmitry would they get in your car and they don't know that you're American I feel like that's like they should be like normalized you speak Russian I mean at first they're a little taken aback but usually you know they get over pretty quickly and yeah whatever you know and for a penny in for a pound I already got into a strange man's car and he's whisking me away into the night I let's just go with this oh I guess that makes sense it's very similar to when a girl wants to back out but it's already too late and yeah because of the implication what do you mean the implication well no this is that well you know and like you take a woman out on a boat right and you ask her to have sex and she really can't say no because of the implication that there might be some kind of violence if she says he knows might go no what do you mean no it's not do a rape I'm not saying that it's just the implication is out there it's it's kind of floating around that if if she didn't go through with something you know we're out in the water wow you even say it differently to like distance yourself like I would never do a rape you know like that kind of thing like not rape like the Internet's a good idea if you get girls on a boat like five or six women on our boat and you take like your shotgun with you could be like all right let's say we're having an orgy and they shoot some bullets in the air that's like a great implication that this is a razor's edge and now you're actually like committing crime no more implication firing a gun he's hiring the guy to get consent though it's actually taken sent to another level like point a gun at some girls yeah and you're like yo [ __ ] me and then she says yes I mean that's consent typically or technically so I think the whole implication thing you imply that you know just by the scenario you certainly don't say anything or offer any actual threats it's just that you know you're out on the boat there on the high seas let's leave this game to Kyle cuz he's walking the right edge you're gonna be number one on the [ __ ] police scanner list you're like oh I can't think of any reasons why not yeah what do you call a rape murder I don't know what you know a a what a murderer yeah that's a rape slash murder a murder [Music] I prefer mate personally it's shorter it's more to the point maybe this it sounds a lot less like murder I mean I'm just MAPE assist hmm that sounds kind of nice I think is my favorite so far okay but yeah yeah absolutely yeah you should definitely try try some anal I you know it's a whole different experience it works different you know and if you're dealing with someone who knows what they're doing hopefully they don't [ __ ] on your dick and also if you're a no foreplay kind of guy it's just courteous to be a Lube kind of guy right that's know why the heavy water water [ __ ] about my life already mentioned your penile pain from how dry she hits yeah you're talking about dick friction and you're thinking oh it's cuz this [ __ ] so tight it's like no cuz you just popped in there and she hasn't even lubricated yet I mean I guess I mean I don't know I feel like I'm 23 I feel dude why outta hell would i buy Lube for 50 bucks well I'll just pull my dick out and they start sucking it like that's the same thing and it doesn't hurt and then I'll go you'll like it yeah you win you over with this yeah there's a massive difference between wet platinum and like any of the other lubricants like KY it's the most popular one it's the one you always hear about that [ __ ] like put that between your hands and rub your hands together for 30 seconds and it turns into glue it's like tacky there's like strings it's like Elmer's check like kids glue from [ __ ] severe I think this little class kind of Lube it's absolutely low-class kind of Lube and you end up gluing your dick to an [ __ ] after five minutes of anal this [ __ ] will go for it for like half an hour or something laughing in my car it lasts for 15,000 miles because you will finish [ __ ] you know there's Lube on your dick you'll think you wipe it all off and then 16 hours later when you wake up and shower the next day as soon as you step in the shower and the water hits your dick the whole floor of your bath is slippery and bleeds up like a freshly waxed car you're like ah it's still there it's clearly still there like your dick is visibly shining yeah well no I mean when I'm already when I have sex my dicks already like [ __ ] sticky enough what the hell would I want to make it even more sticky wet plans clearly you need to always use Lube but you're saying oh it's uncomfortable cuz we I don't like foreplay and we're saying ah a fix for this is if you use probably wouldn't need to use much look I'm 23 years old on my women are in their early 20s I feel like foreplay is like something you do and you're bored of sex and I'm not bored of sexist they should have done foreplay before they came over right yeah I mean they should have like fingered their own [ __ ] there won't bloob they should have made their own on the car drive here what one wit platinum needs a glitter variety right how else would that be like it already doesn't come off he says why would I want a shiny did what if it was shiny and glittery no that's the [ __ ] worst first of all glitter is an abomination like strippers always have glitter all over I don't know how many strip clubs you go to woody I don't think that that's your thing but just so you know strippers cover themselves in [ __ ] glitter and it looks good I guess under like the the low lights and the black lights and stuff but they rub all over you and now you have glitter all over you and that shit's impossible then there's zero chance that I could like get away with going to a strip club well I mean I would come home smelling of perfume and looking at glitter you could just take a shower and then that'll get rid of the glitter or going like a bull of some litter in Lube think of whatever kind of [ __ ] infection every woman's gonna get because there's glitter hanging out in there for years afterward right how is that my problem ha Taylor how is that why would I kick her doctors like so are you having any discharge yeah glitter shooting out of my car I mean honestly it doesn't matter I mean I've went to a strip club at that glitter on me for weeks dude I don't even know how it I just couldn't get it off there let me I'll take a shower that often so is a little bit different oh this reminds me of my idea for that pill that makes make sure you're calm glitter like the [ __ ] Fetty the confetti pill pill so that every time you yeah I like the idea of that way more or the name of your product way more than the actual what the product is because it's have you heard the slogan for my brand of condoms what they're camouflaged it's a camouflage pattern it says she'll never see you coming that might actually be like rape maybe it's a camouflage joke if you actually do by web Platinum here's an actual pro tip do not get the flavored kind there's like sugar in it and [ __ ] and that can give a girl an infection for real so you wanna be standard vanilla a wet platinum cow knows what's up I mean obviously if I have like a one-night stand doesn't really matter not to you wait I mean I want that [ __ ] to be tasty if I'm gonna [ __ ] go down on that [ __ ] but [ __ ] I don't care she gets infected I see not

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Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 31 2020