FPSRussia Talks About People Thinking He's Actually Russian

so let me leave money time in we're talking so this is how long like I haven't talked to you guys so or like actually like you know just just a hello and chatted Kyle so now it's like cool they like talk about what you know your videos and stuff okay yeah everything's up cuz back in the day it would be like people would roll up to us and we're in at an event and you would have to like you couldn't talk about like I remember you were out like I know going out some party like industry party you know and like remember those guys that like pop it's like these big rapper dues or something that pop out of this big suburban you remember no I'm talking about like dude has like a towel over his shoulder do you think like they were apparently like somebody and like you know people normally take pictures of them I don't know who they were but some big rappers or something that like we didn't know who they were but they knew who you were like you they were one to take pictures with you like you said like kind of go into character and then you were especially like [ __ ] it I remember maybe was like after Cod XP or something but we were at that that bar the hotel bar in LA and like that fan had sat down next to me and was just kept by me vodkas and like I was keeping the accent up forever with that guy and he was like he was older he was either I went over it went on forever that was I drink so much that night it seemed I think that yeah yeah so I we the bar closed and we couldn't get any more alcohol and my room was machinae was paying for my room yeah so I was I was like boys what are we gonna do man we're all out of booze he's I was like we could clear out my minibar but that's on machinimas dime and that shit's eight dollars a bottle [ __ ] it get all my little mini bottles out you know I'll get we get those like $9 bottles of Hynek can we get the $8 little of mini shots of maker's mark everything we're just jingle jangling back down to the party below like instant bar and we just keep drinking outside the [ __ ] hotel that wasn't an interesting night good times man yeah it's about so now the cats out of the bag yeah on the podcast it's like go do did neck and I'm sure you guys have already talked about this plenty of times but the funniest thing about it was that people will in your comments like somebody would try to like break the news you know [ __ ] Georgia not the country American English and people would be like nah I don't know why people still try to like explain that to everyone first of all explain to everyone second of all why do you care like there's millions of those fans millions of them and you'll never educate them all thank you a huge majority of them don't even read the YouTube comments only like two or three percent of you ride in the comments and only like another 10% of you read them so like 80 90 percent of the total volume of those 600 700 million views I got I don't [ __ ] know and they don't [ __ ] care they think I'm a Russian commando so let them it's more fun that way and it's funnier when people in the comment section are saying like no uh he's from Georgia he's not really Russian and then the people who respond to that who are just it's almost like you're telling them Santa isn't real they're just adamant adamant that you're from Russia no no my dad my uncle actually he knows the chief of where he served so don't I love that stuff I think it's hilarious that the best was I met this this kid and like what was it called VidCon VidCon yeah in LA and he was like maybe 12 years old he was like ah he's like a huge fan and I was - I was talking to him and everything and his mom's with him and she starts speaking in Russian and I'm like I'm not Russian it's it's kind of I'm kind of an actor it's like a character that I portray on the Internet and she was so unhappy Oh like you bring shame to my country like she was full pledged not happy that I was not Russian because she had and she was a Russian and she was trying to speak Russian to me and it was it was hilarious that's validation of how good you are that's so many times I'll get people that make yeah that's not a good accent but then I'll also get people that'll be like it's pretty good you know I think maybe you're from southern country I don't know I think it's always fun to run into people who it's a little scary to the Russians who like think I'm a comrade because those people are a little intense like I've had Russian friends before that that's that's yeah they're great I had a recent run-in with a real Russians man so like we went to gfinity in the summer to play a you know big called eternam it was like the second biggest tournament last year and we won it and I told the guys like before we left to motivate like our team of Michael listen we had to be in Germany for another Vinick games calm like a week later and we're in London so I'm like [ __ ] it I was like I'll buy you guys tickets to Barcelona in Rome we'll go hang out after gfinity and then we'll go to Germany and do our I think in Germany instead of coming back to the states and then flying back out and so we were gonna take a little vacation little trip to the Barcelona Grove anyway so we won the tournament and I also told them if we won the tournament that I would pop some bottles and put in the club for him Barcelona so we go out to Barcelona at nicest club in Barcelona and I get him a table you know swanky place but it's big dance club right big party scene so they have like six or seven tables in this place and was really like Cayenne so I pay loan money get table next to us or some Australians we got a bunch of drugs and on the other side were these Russian guys and they had these two Lithuanian chicks that just danced that's their job I think they didn't really like hang out with them at all they just danced beiwei so I woke up to this guy and apparently he's a politician in Russia so the first thing he does is to slap me on the back because we're already kind of like you know tipsy at this point been drinking all day and I finally you know said hello to him he pours out that maybe this is the thing Russians do but you know he wants to show that he has a lot of money so pours out all this vodka and all these big shot glasses then just dumps them on the ground and then pour some more gives me a shot [ __ ] yeah you know like five hundred dollar bottle of vodka I don't give a [ __ ] dump it on the ground and so she kept doing that you know until this thing was gone and dude I didn't I thought like you know like the midsummer Russians drinking a lot of vodka like all right you know so he kind of like window stereotypes but this dude literally would not stop pouring shots of vodka until the bottle was gone and no shots and straight mug yeah then he gets another one and pours a pint glass of vodka and gives it to me I'm not kidding it's like a full pint glass and I'm just like you know what did you do I think I drink it I did well farthest from my plank I honestly like made my way outside to smoke a cigarette and like totally like avoided going back because also drunk and did you finish the paint no no no I submitted it somewhere and that would have been zero status have you finished a bunch of shots and then up tight like a hundred dollars with the vodka this pint glass you know the most I've ever drank like poured it back like that I was in LA and epicMealTime was out there filming something with the Nerdist they were doing this whole Star Wars like thing with a tonton and lightsabers and special effects and and they and they they were gonna go to a grocery store and they needed a han Solo so because of the Star Wars Episode so they dressed me up like console and we all went to the grocery store and home and Harlin's dressed is like a Jedi Jedi and like everybody's dressed up mussels glasses was Boba Fett it was pretty hilarious and there was one part of the video where like you know the music's play pum pum pum pum pum pum pum and you just see people drinking liquor and they made an Incredible Hulk but it was the glass of Incredible Hulk this [ __ ] big like a and like a glass of it and that's good States equal parts Hennessy and Hpnotiq yeah and and and they made me one and they made muscles glasses one and I was I was like yeah let's do it and I just started guzzling the thing down and he was just like no and they didn't even put it in they didn't put it in because I out drink muscles glasses cuz he just like took a sip it was like yeah and I was just like look and kill this whole [ __ ] thing the thing cut and I ran out in the back and just like made myself vomit to like get that [ __ ] out of my system because I was gonna die yeah then good times

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Length: 9min 30sec (570 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 13 2020