Kim K is Single and Ready For Drake | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Music] what's up everybody welcome to flagrant 2. um it's your boy schultz we're here with akash saying alex media dove mammon is in the passenger seat right now as mark is still getting feasted on by the rona dove is out he's officially corona free technically technically you still have corona you've tested positive for corona what i think we should be able to talk about this yeah you didn't tell we should he he just got a test he's filled with corona he's [ __ ] riddled with it but since it's been two weeks since what you had a symptom or something like that you're allowed back out two weeks since onset of symptoms and that's like super safe 10 days is good exactly but technically he's still got corona moderate to severe asthma i know so he's still got corona i just want to point out he's still got corona technically all right hey we all got antibodies bro we good mark makes me feel different right now mark is still getting feasted on man and he's having a rough time he's dying he's he's [ __ ] dying bro don't you guys laugh every time who was more flippant than mark this whole time i know that last one butter you got that [ __ ] was disrespectful to the virus you know no respect he does he would take his mask off everywhere bro he would just do so mark when he's in the spin cycle doesn't wait her hands mark when he doesn't care does like one of these hey mark you're not wearing a mask i mean you know you get sick let's see [Laughter] is loving mark being sick by the way nobody is more happy about mark being sick than her you write about it you know how good it is to not be sick for once yo corona's really worked out for you yo it's been great dawg you took out your competition in new york you go back to new york you can be up at every single club because you damn near killed all the old people that are young keep me out of colin quinn [ __ ] damn it shout out to cq man can't take out cq um you destroyed another podcast yo hey you destroyed the podcast you destroyed a podcast that uh that that spread a rumor about you you're right you goddamn right i forgot that's payback hey hyenas bye heena's we're supposed to have giannis on the pod today a matter of fact oh really yeah we were and then he couldn't come down for some reason maybe because there's a rona outbreak over here maybe maybe he's one person who cannot get it again yeah yeah he that almost broke him bro i called him once dude he sounded like marlon brando on the [ __ ] hotbar i was like how you doing up there i don't know taking over my brain it's taking over my body i just need to get a test like once you go to the hospital i can't leave the house man breathing is hard thing is hard bro dude it was some long days for him bro i'll tell you about yanni long days johnny was going through some long days with that corona um yeah for the benefit of everyone watching can you pull your shorts down a little sun you show it you're doing [Laughter] i got some legs i've had a whole new level of confidence in my legs ever since i came out here i'll be on the motorcycle bro and when i wear these shorts on my motorcycle bro it looks like i'm not wearing anything dude yep looks like that right now and i'm telling you i see like gangsters out here like haitian gangsters with the [ __ ] weird dreads that go up like crusty the clown yeah yeah that kodak [ __ ] that kodak [ __ ] i see them double taking me bro yo how can somebody but the legs go back to me so i could see me the legs are different bro look at that [ __ ] right there oh my god oh my god that's a nice little step if it wasn't so hairy it'd be all right yeah i guess i got it level of hair is repulsive though anyway so uh what's going on this week man we had a bunch of [ __ ] to talk about we had a lot going on we could talk about uh ted cruz everybody going after ted cruz man i know we spoke about on a patreon but i've been thinking a lot about this um i don't uh i've been yeah okay so here's the thing i don't blame him for leaving he left his dog yo that i get that's the most that's the most relatable [ __ ] i've ever seen you were just in aruba recently right was your dog with you no okay have any of y'all taken your dog on vacation yeah when on vacation did you take your dog i have taken my dog on vacation when when we came to miami before we left that's not vacation [ __ ] no no before we lived here yeah a trip to miami yeah the dog taking a trip to san diego brought the dog aruba it's like international that's some [ __ ] ass [ __ ] this dog is like a rat yeah you could take you could the same ass dog as me first of all watch your [ __ ] mouth you talking about happiness why are you talking about you you got your son i'll be honest with you though the leaving the dog [ __ ] any time i can leave my dog i leave my dog [Laughter] i got mark living on the property i can't wait till he's not getting feasted on so he can just look after my [ __ ] dog well i gotta go places okay he don't know that hey bob mark can you look at the dog bro i love it it's amazing okay dove can you walk the dog while we go out to dinner video dove sent me of you walking your dog in the rain it's the funniest [ __ ] video i've ever seen i never related to your boy ted cruz moore you look so you can only see andrew from the back walking mad [ __ ] slant-footed out here i look like larry king yeah i look like i'm being hoisted to heaven isn't that what larry king looked like somebody had him by the suspect he's like come on larry it's time yeah you just walking like phil jackson that video you have to feel jackson you can't see his face at all but you can tell he's never been less happy in his life bro my dog jumping around all willy-nilly because she don't know what rayne is [ __ ] stupid-ass dog i mean she don't know she's gonna [ __ ] up the furniture like she doesn't understand things i'm just looking at this dog like you know how long is it gonna take to dry your ass oh yeah yeah for sure so leave the dog i get that a hundred percent that's violent no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's vile okay no heat that little ass dog say what no heat for that little ass it's built out of warmth nah dog that little that could go no no no no no dogs don't have houses dogs that small don't survive bruh yes they do those things we got them we bred them [ __ ] for the house there's like a chart of what okay what kind of dog is it it's a little multi-pool are you sure about that yeah look at the picture his name is snowflake ironically ain't that some [ __ ] hilarious ain't that some [ __ ] hilarious okay looking out there hold on back to ted cruz so leaving the dog i 100 get because it's not a vacation if you have your dog yeah it's almost not a vacation if you have your kids i believe that too it's a poodle no that's a full-grown poodle bro look at that window look at that that window that's a little tiny ass dog that window next to it no it's a full-grown poodle bro no full grunt poodle that's a full ass grown poodle ugly ass dog i'm gonna be honest anyway back to this so ted cruz leaves the dog right 100 understand leaving a dog never but you have that's the thing you're being in that house leave it in the house you want to leave it outside the house akash you leave it at it it's [ __ ] freezing outside you're in the middle of a nice friends where would you leave your house you've got the whole [ __ ] house where would you leave the dog not in my house with friends stop it at a doggy day care shouts to pop culture why wouldn't you have somebody check on the house you better have a security guard or somebody check on the house the security guard was checking on the house everybody's going through no [ __ ] electricity no water like you're gonna task somebody to go in a [ __ ] winter storm how we know his house doesn't have it freezing that's why they left no they left because he didn't want to deal with all the bitch-ass that was going on in texas are you sure yes yes yo y'all are being fake right now now you all are really being messy left our dog y'all are being fake i'll get rid of them thank you i'll just run it back and get a new one i took my dog to the [ __ ] vet you told me the vet told me it was a thousand dollars i told my girl to her face i go we could buy a brand new dog leave it there run about a thousand dollars a brand new dog with none of these problems that's why they started making toys lead you can't buy one of your dogs you know thousand dollars you know good and goddamn well you can't i spent a thousand back home in new york and then another thousand here and then i was like if this happens again we could buy a new one um so if pet insurance bro the pedagogy is the only insurance that's worth it yeah i do have pet insurance i don't know what the [ __ ] deal with it is i don't do that kind of stuff you had to just get your dog like let your dog die so another one yeah no i don't want that dog to die i don't want the dog to die that's not it i just don't want to fill out paperwork i don't want to do any of that yeah yeah yeah so i end up just paying for things i don't i don't want to do paperwork my point is that's i can't believe you're making the argument that you should bring your dog on vacation you're a liar you went to aruba you didn't bring your dog on vacation i didn't leave him at the house where'd you leave him doggie daycare so with a bunch of other dogs who could [ __ ] gnarl on your dog's stupid face the entire time you have no clue oh we have clues we get no clothes we get videos you don't get no videos you got to look on their instagram story if you want to see what's happening different daycare bruh shouts to pups that play in montclair new jersey there you go we're out here okay point is yeah you left your dog so is the issue leaving the dog or is it leaving it in the house leaving it at the house stranded now question no heat question if you stayed in texas which is what you wanted them to do yeah ted cruz hold on where would they be at the house correct yeah with how much heat yeah find a place no no no no no how much heat hey no no no answer the question don't wriggle out of it how much heat they have the heat of love no no no no no no no no no no no the human body so the warmth of human bodies right right right so in other words the same amount of zero heat no oh my god that's a different we don't really do am i gonna talking to a woman i'm not talking about women right now we're not gonna have a logical [ __ ] discussion right now how much heat would be in the house if they're there with the dog the same no heat right so you're okay with the dog having no heat as long as humans are there but you're not okay with the dog having no heat if there are no humans send the dog and your wife and kids to [ __ ] cancun and you stay in handle business yes well now now now we're getting to where i want to go now we're close to where i want to go okay because i'm arguing with a [ __ ] female the whole time i'm asking you a simple because of love i know exactly how much a dog weighs from looking at the [ __ ] picture of him in the door yeah i know he's a puddle he's a malty poo i don't know i think all dogs are big so it's not a [ __ ] dog if it's not my point is my point is the point i'm trying to make is this you're okay with the dog being cold in the house already this is let's just be logical you're okay with the dog freezing his ass off as long as human beings are freezing their ass off with it you didn't say take the dog and send it somewhere warm you said be at home with the dog did you not sure sure okay let's go we're getting somewhere thank you very much so why don't you do this leave the [ __ ] dog there let other human beings take care of the dog while you go on vacation why can't you do that that's better that's my suggestion for the beginning i said multiple times have somebody else take care of it with a friend they proved it they did the guy kept on checking him if i'mma leave let me find a friend who got power here you take the dog we can't i thought no one has power some people had power it was that's part of the problem some people had some people didn't lose power didn't lose anything and other people that's what they think like rich suburbs in dallas for a fact i got friends that are like bro i didn't hotel generators people were there's options leaving the dog at the house that's where i'm like bro there's options if we in the house together i'm not looking at options we're just trying to survive if i'm [ __ ] escaping leave the dog with somebody don't just leave the [ __ ] at the house alone leave that dog in the house bro yeah yeah i believe in it i mean it makes more sense to leave it with somebody yeah but i'm so dug in on this argument that i'm like leaving the [ __ ] house who's the woman now who's the woman now i'm the woman now i'm the woman you made me become a woman by you being so emotional about this argument that's what i'd be doing i know i know you're very good at it yeah yeah yeah you're very good at feminizing it i do that [ __ ] yo listen so you want the dog to be taken care of sure yes you can't empathize with someone who just wants to leave their dog and leave their responsibilities so they can enjoy cancun you did it in aruba now you must be able to but that's not like that no no no what did when you decide to put your dog somewhere else to go to aruba what were you thinking what would be best for the dog or what would be best for you i gotta go i can't bring this kid what's the best option to do where i can take a vacation and he's taken care of it's a dog it's not a kid and you could bring it you could bring it you could not hotel that allows accommodates dogs no if you're trying and this is where cancun is it's valid if you're like international it's just different they're not like you gotta have like different [ __ ] you gotta drive a little harder you might have to get out a little bit more we booked a ticket oh it was two last minute yeah you were just thinking about you guys so that's where i can understand why don't you think about it ahead of time and think about your dog do you care about that i'm sorry you're a kid but that's where i can understand your child with some random people that's where i can unclear new jersey yeah you know the kids with they pup factory out of your dog brother people leave their kids with babysitters say what people leave their kids with babies i'm sorry white people no no no no no no no no why people get no no no no let's go back on this babysitter thing i can't wait i can't wait no no no no no no no no babysitter go back to the old podcast okay only white people leave their kids with babies indians we would never leave our kids we love our kids so much we leave it with relatives i can't keep back in indian all the time i gotta be a little white um all right guys we're gonna 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that grave gets a foot deeper it's over for that moment brilliant but keep in mind remember she said ted cruz she blamed him for what happened to her yeah she was like ted cruz reminds me of uh like the guy who sexually assaulted me do you guys remember that she said a few of the senators who were inciting she felt like were inciting the riots and then telling people to get over it she was like that reminds me of the guy who assaulted me or when i was younger and just telling me to get over these things do you guys remember what i'm talking about i thought i don't know the full clarify though yeah well she also uh she blamed cruz and other folks for allowing her to be exposed to potentially getting murdered but then she like clapped back at him when he agreed to her tweet about the congressional uh look into gamestop and all of that and she like brought it back again like oh uh i don't care that you agree with me you almost had me murdered right right right right right that was a point where like yeah so this is a personal vendetta but this is a savvy political chamber with that she a star she a [ __ ] star no savvy dude she's [ __ ] sad she's not dumb she's not dumb she knows what she's doing and she's it's even not even beyond the ted cruz thing is the biggest thing but also it's a red state where they're going to be inclined to hate her but ask somebody whose parents are stuck yo god bless her you're the best you can flip people like that yeah nobody in texas yeah the easiest way to get people on your side is to give them money yes it's not even andrew yang went from nowhere right like who the [ __ ] is andrew yang right asian dude out of nowhere becomes a presidential candidate just by saying i want to give everybody a thousand dollars literally all he goes i want to give every i believe in universal basic income you're like i don't know what the [ __ ] that is you want a thousand dollars well yeah this [ __ ] chinese guy's smart this guy's genius i love this chinese yang gang yang gang yeah oh my god remember yeah gang gang yeah where i'm at oh he listen do you know a single policy of his outside of i want to give everybody a thousand dollars absolutely not automation he knows is bad i'm with that and he's smart he probably knows a bunch of [ __ ] maybe he was a businessman i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on he's running for mayor new york everybody in new york is like i think i like this guy not cause he's walking in bodegas and grabbing [ __ ] fruit salad he's gonna give everybody a thousand dollars even if he hasn't said that everybody in new york is like oh yeah the [ __ ] is gonna give us a thousand dollars we gotta vote for that guy if you give people money they like you yep very simple yup and this chick aoc is out there handing out duckets in ted cruz's backyard it's unbelievable it's actually better than turkeys like if instead of turkeys you were just handing people hundred dollar bills don't you think they'd like them boston market save 80 bucks live a great life what [ __ ] [Laughter] what poor person got a big enough oven to fit a 20-pound turkey nobody's just a frozen turkey that down the next block they're trying to sell they're flipping turkeys yup dude anyway so she's a [ __ ] savvy chick this girl yeah she's a star and ted cruz is getting cocked up king cuck getting cucked out in your own state by your biggest political rival that's so true oh my god this guy's just watching her give out money and then he's like here you want some shitty bottled water you can't even get my [ __ ] essentia that's right he was getting the water with the salt in it he was giving the publix brand yeah you give him publix water out there bro so the the cr the the crazy [ __ ] about uh aoc also or maybe this is the thing with ted cruz is like um he's completely devoid of uh excuse me understanding social interaction so he could be like uh on the spectrum a bit yeah like he understands how to play the character of a human being like any time you see him talking you're like oh he's playing a character of a human being yeah you know it's like almost like a comic that like has like a fake voice you're like oh there's a funny character you're playing but it's not really you yes right um will ferrell is great at this now so if if you look at him through that lens he can be smart and completely devoid of any rationale as to how this could be uh affect him negatively yeah he's just looking at like a robot he's like well if i move out of my house and go to a hotel how is that different than if i move out of my house and go to cancun yeah like they have internet in cancun they have internet in my hotel here i can't meet with people because of kovid so what's the difference i can get my work done in a hotel in cancun or i can get my work done in the hotel in downtown dallas wherever the [ __ ] he lives yeah right i mean i i can see how an autistic person or a spectrum person would go through that logic and go yeah it's not that bad yeah i just think he's a coward but i could fair if he wasn't coward he wouldn't go if he was a coward he'd be so terrified cowards live in fear right they live in fear of public perception they live in terror and fear of being actually physically harmed he would be fearful of the physical harm or emotion it doesn't occur to him that part but he's also like i'm we're so socially stupid because i was like i'm cold i don't want to be cold i'm not standing here for this i'm getting the [ __ ] out right right some coward cowardly [ __ ] dog i guess what i'm trying to say you know why we want him to stay because misery loves company my parents are miserable [ __ ] you miserable yeah you the senator you miss it dude i'm petty bro patrice said the best [ __ ] about bush he goes i love bush and then they were like why he goes there he goes this is after the 911 [ __ ] he goes he goes he goes because his whole [ __ ] is if we if we die everybody dies [Music] and that's lit yeah if we gonna die everybody gonna die yeah so i love the misery love company that should that should i'm just trying to find some rationale okay um so let's move on what else was uh kanye okay kim and kanye game over game over um thoughts i mean we saw it coming i guess for a while i think kim who's who's next is the only thing i've been wondering is i think it's drake right it's got to be drake there's only one way to go only one way to go and it's it's such the kardashian move and it's such the drake move because drake we talked about dancing on graves drake or dance on your [ __ ] drake is a killer yeah dude oh that's a great i didn't even put that together like his beat with kanye oh he he wants it bro yeah friends with the kardashians oh yeah that's the neighbors they were all homies yeah and he's been alluding to it for a while but now that it's done so it's the perfect move for both of them he already alluded that he [ __ ] it yeah but now he's smashed now there's no there don't need there's no need to elude anymore now you're single now i can just openly be with you the jlo style post or whatever he did even if it's not real remember that post he had with jlo where it looked like they had been [ __ ] yeah yeah he could do the exact same thing with kim not that one i forgot they're all snuggled up i think they're wearing bathrobes or some [ __ ] like that yeah something it was like a couple years ago he came out to her residency in vegas and they would have a picture like that you're both in robes they know what they're doing they're like yo let's shake up the internet for a day you can do the same [ __ ] and who's more willing to do that than kim and she always moves up yeah this is i don't know about fame or any of that [ __ ] but drake is a mega mega star who's scene is sane and cool and all of that [ __ ] and like that's that's the only only chess move left and it's checkmate really is it weird that like with there's much to criticize about the kardashians don't get me wrong okay but with kim specifically and kanye i think she's the victim without a doubt like like we could we could talk about all the things that the kardashians do that are potentially disgusting but in this specific relationship like remove kim as uh the person who came to fame through a sex tape and her mother essentially pimping that out and like them you know projecting this specific lifestyle and potentially using and cooking up this drama and destroying maybe people's lives on the way and profiting off of that right let's remove them from the kardashians specifically kim kardashian with kanye west yeah if kanye is crazy which i think we believe is true mentally ill mentally ill the politically correct podcast which is called [ __ ] ted cruz a [ __ ] for 30 minutes but if if kanye's mentally ill i no [ __ ] men's leader yeah that [ __ ] is exhausting bruh yeah you have a different level of empathy for that hey this guy is driving tanks in wyoming you got to just put up with him wanting to go drive tanks in wyoming support him along the way you bailed his broke ass out think about this you married this guy who's telling you he's a genius all the time and he just keeps losing more and more millions and you're looking at him like hey looking too genius right about now right finally you get him cooked up with some power players right the scooters of the world yeah to get the easy thing going he becomes a billionaire sure i don't know if he gets that connect and that gets that put together without kim i don't know if they it's interesting i don't know he had enough to bring all those people to him before the kardashians came that's riled up that was disgusting that [ __ ] grossed me out i felt like a kardashian i was looking like kendall when you get that out you did it and i might have i got it at bash what was their story back in the day so i think kim is definitely the victim i'm surprised they lasted that long yeah and we're losing victim we're using victim loosely here we're not dealing with a horrible person to be with she's the hero she she's dealing with a crazy human being yeah all these terms are relative yeah yeah i guess that's what i'm saying i don't want to like exactly like they are women for me to feel bad for any kardashian because i don't look at them as human beings but if i put on the glasses of this is an actual human being with a soul i see how she's the victim this is the only way i look at it if she didn't have kids i'd be like you're an idiot like why are you staying with this guy why should keep having kids though she loves having kids man yeah yeah yeah she's a woman that's what they do cute kids too yeah and they make some cute kids so so here's the thing like you love potentially you love this guy yeah she definitely who's crazy right you stay with him you rock with him he's broke [ __ ] your whole brand up you could clip that off it's not like she hasn't clipped [ __ ] before she he's doing crazy [ __ ] that makes your brand look stupid she make the the maggot [ __ ] made her look crazy she's trying to get good will in the black community for [ __ ] decades what do i have to do i'm getting black guys out of jail and then all of a sudden my black husband who's the father of my half black kids is walking around a [ __ ] mega head what the [ __ ] are you doing i push back on that whoa what is it a push back on because every bit of controversy does help their brand i mean she started that magazine she started i'm i'm telling you yes they haven't found a way to monetize interest i agree with what you're what what you're saying right here akash like correct me if i'm wrong but what you're saying is if they have eyeballs they make money it doesn't matter if they're good or bad i think they are keenly aware of that and do a lot of things to get eyes 100 i also do think she's been doing a lot to curry favor within the black community specifically of late getting the criminal justice reform rebranding herself that's why i feel worse for her because she's actually you we can see the work that she's done legally blonde [ __ ] sit your ass down but i mean like she's not so focused on just like breaking the internet and [ __ ] like that like she's just a mom who loves her kids and who's been trying to make her marriage work she really hasn't been doing all the [ __ ] [ __ ] she used to do in the past so that's the only reason why i feel sorry for her because she's actually tried to oh i don't feel sorry no i feel sorry for it i'll feel sorry i feel sorry for her so she that's not what she signed up for i'm also fine i'll leave exactly like i would be totally okay with that if they were there but they didn't live apart for the good part of the last three years he was living in wyoming she's living in l.a like they weren't even living together so right that's fire that's fire this guy's tired so point is i don't know i don't know like i'm looking at this situation and i actually i'm like yo she was a ride or die ass chick word for this [ __ ] crazy egomaniac word who did nothing positive for if she's if the premise is all i do is care about the brand and all i want to do is do more [ __ ] for the brand did nothing positive for the brand nah definitely helped the brand in the beginning kanye linking up with kim legitimized her from just being like some athletes [ __ ] persona that's like on instagram and [ __ ] like that like she became high fashion after kanye so it boosted her brand but then she capitalized off that and created an empire with it so kanye definitely helped her because we were looking i needed a lot of people we were looking at her like before who were her guys reggie bush was a college star fine as a pro nothing crazy miles austin couple good years and then she married chris humphrey yeah that come on like my man is like selling houses or something you know what's crazy is like she could have really liked them you know like she could have liked that like this is this this is how [ __ ] up we are right is we're like yo you didn't just gold dig and go after the most successful famous person you idiot when when if we should be looking at her going oh [ __ ] she actually found some guys that weren't the best but maybe they had cool personality and they connected and asked why she [ __ ] with them and we're criticizing her for that we're criticizing her for what we wish every girl would do i'm actually not like a dude's personality i'm not with chris humphries because of how good he is i'm not criticizing her i'm making fun of them you got you had bum dudes that's fine you had bum dudes great you loved them i don't that's like making fun of them they got the [ __ ] kim kardashian's getting six rebounds a game yeah i'm just making fun of their skill level that's it as a pleasant athlete but for the brand you're not elevated you're not elevated marrying chris humphrey you're not like oh [ __ ] chris kim kardashian got chris you're making my point exactly no so i can agree with your point i'm just saying even then to agree with alex's point then when you get with kanye now now you're a different person yeah you're you're all friends i'm talking about kim now but kim when she was with chris humphries we like some people wouldn't wanted to [ __ ] her she had a sex tape out like that's how that was her claim to fame who would want to wipe that a lot of people would have a mad stink on her like no there you go now that's a great argument kanye removed the sex tape stank i'll give you that 100 empire blew up after that he re so there was still this stench of the sex tape even though this next day became like a popular way to become famous you know we saw a lot of girls do it there was still a stench of it right and they had their tv show and there was this home family and you got to you know understand them and meet them and they seemed normal and they said bible after to promise something like that she didn't say that before she was taking the dangling but uh but in all seriousness she goes and gets with kanye and all of a sudden he removes that stench and that is invaluable and i wonder if that was by design on her behalf and i wonder if his ego was also going a little part of him was like you know how like a chef goes yo i could turn this parson up into a steak yeah i could sell that [ __ ] for for a hundred dollars because i'm so nice of being a chef these [ __ ] will eat a parsnip steak and i wonder if he was like i could turn this [ __ ] i could turn this sex tape [ __ ] who [ __ ] you know wide receivers that barely in the league still into the most desired woman on the planet and remove the stench of that sex tape have her talking to presidents i wonder if that was his ego tapping it maybe that's so because he claimed to do that for amber and he would remember when him and uh kim first got together he would dress him mm-hmm son she was obsessed with her yeah for a while son kanye he made her that's how i knew he was mentally ill go on i mean listen you in love with this kim kardashian you obsessed with kim kardashian writing diss songs for chris humphrey before that was amber yeah chris humphries is hilarious like that this one's with chris humphreys that's his lunatic behavior you're gonna post his stats you don't need to do a whole song he wants a song bro that ill-ass beat you know chris humphries listen like really bro come on man i'm already they put me on tv for half a season and she divorced me for ratings they made him look like an [ __ ] yo but kanye takes bodies off of your belt yeah like everybody if you're a girl and you got 100 bodies right you got 100 dicks is what i'm basically trying to say kanye knocks off ninety percent of your dicks if the [ __ ] march was a person it would be kanye west it here's the thing he ends up well that's a hilarious observation [ __ ] marsh leans into being a [ __ ] kanye removes your [ __ ] i don't know if he's still got the clout to do it but at one point time he had enough clout to make people forget that you were a stripper forget that you might have done some sex for money who knows and forget that you had a [ __ ] sex tape out that's clout when your dick cleanses a [ __ ] you dick cleanses [ __ ] bro you're dipping them in holy water jesus walks you know he talk baptizing [ __ ] baptizing these hoes man kanye is the goat hallelujah for whom usually you put your dick in a girl and there's one more body he puts his dick in girls pulls out bodies pulls out bodies holy [ __ ] got that motor combo motor combat scorpion dick get over there finish her wow dude that is i mean i don't even know if kanye knows this about himself yeah he probably don't he would have bragged about it already he says i made these [ __ ] famous he never said i made these [ __ ] virgins i made these [ __ ] body-less i made these [ __ ] slutless he removes your [ __ ] uh i hope he hears this he gotta put this in the next track he does he fires that's an amazing ability yo you think single kanye gonna put out good music no who's driving thanks in wyoming i can't wait for 808. that's not going to be fire i don't think he's heartbroken enough what i don't think he's heartbroken all right and i don't i'm worried if he don't off himself real talk well if he offers himself off and stuff i don't think we'll be off of i don't think it will be off of kim and i'll tell you why he's not heartbroken but all from something not all the things he helps himself be off himself that's not the point he's just off himself like somebody will go to him be like bro you're not that genius bro you just go boom boom bap on a [ __ ] sound maker like yeah i mean like this guy really comparing himself to [ __ ] elon musk that's what kanye does that's it and then sing shitty nah stop it bruh no i've never stopped it suddenly don't do that we bought into the kanye genius and that you would drive me crazy don't do that working out to him yesterday yeah come on i'm [ __ ] awesome [Applause] i felt a little less [ __ ] after working out there we go i did bro i really did yo you put kanye on at a party you could put kanye on the hood you could put kanye on in a bougie-ass party kanye's in and out kanye's in and out you could have in and out at some fancy [ __ ] if you brought in and out to some fancy party in star island in miami people would lose their [ __ ] minds bro they would go we got it in and out truck how'd you get this air it's five dollar hamburgers these [ __ ] are billionaires they will lose their minds right in and out for whatever reason crosses all class boundaries okay i'm with you keep going in and out you can put them at the bouche i mean now kanye west you could put on a kanye west mix at the most bougie party or the hood nobody's mad why people love gold digger white people love gold digger looking at their wives you know they sitting on the couch look at their wives like [ __ ] you done did it i'm proud of you [ __ ] but in that isn't that true yeah yeah poke holes if they're there absolutely no it's valid yeah that's valid did it take kanye and kim getting divorced for me to realize how dope kanye is oh yeah i think so you know what it is kanye but you know what it is i don't agree with the reasons why kanye believes he's dope i okay now i'm with you get keep going so kanye is like oh my god i'm i'm like the most amazing music fashion who cares i don't care about those things but and i've seen better clothes i've heard better music he's a great producer i'm not he's incredibly influential with fashion i don't even know he was at least i don't know you're right i agree with you in terms of influence i don't think he's innovative i think he's influential influential very so he'll take some [ __ ] that exists and use his influence and then everybody he wears it agree oh fashion bro why are you digging why are you putting holes in a great plan i have a great point why are you doing that he's making me walk like jack sparrow bro i gotta avoid these little landmines in case now you know i'll be walking like this jumping back and forth that's what i'm doing right now like but that's a very important distinction what akasha said not innovative influential and that is my that is why i give pushback whenever he refers to himself as is a genius a genius because he's comparing himself to people who are innovative not influential but what he did with the church thing was pretty innovative bringing that back capitalize on god that's been done many times hold on but this is his style of going to church on a sunday and playing singing what stop like he changed black people haven't been doing that for a minute how long black people been going to church i've been going to that puerto rican church hold on how long black people can go to church on sunday and singing how long black people let me tell you something this jewish guy wanted to go to to sunday service yeah but you know that black church black church service slaps i want to go to be true kanye church service slapped less than the average ame i'll tell you that right now no i'm gonna give a push back on that one but i'm usually i was with you so you said that [ __ ] i don't like any of y'all be honest be honest with you i'll tell you one thing if i suck your dick you a hoe yo can kanye [ __ ] a dude and then they not gay no more probably holy [ __ ] probably holy [ __ ] yo probably ass jeffree star what's good yo maybe that's the jeffree star roommate jeffree star was like how do i get these bodies off of me bro i got too many bodies it kind of was like hold my tapioca soda whatever even whenever you'd be drinking bro you know tapioca soda bro you don't even know about that that comes with the watches too yeah girl oh i got to see that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got to get this back to my girl by four she said [Laughter] okay so so there's the discrepancy i understand kanye's greatness and is for none of the reasons why kanye believes he's great that's a great way of putting it and then a great way of putting it and then i think it's almost like um you understand kanye's genius i think right because music is great he makes great music but that's it i can only give him the credit for genius if it's intentional and i don't know if what he's doing is intentional because his greatness is not what he takes pride in so i think that he the things he takes pride in i'm like eh about but by acting the way he does and creating the way that he creates or influencing the way he creates it has a monumental side effect that i think is [ __ ] unbelievable that i don't know if he's aware of right and i wonder if he was like yeah actually i just do all this other marketing [ __ ] so i could really do this i'd be like you the [ __ ] you're right go stand up there with bezos and stand up there with musk and you got it you got it you don't fool me bro yeah you got it right i don't know if that's what he's saying but maybe it could be i'm literally as we're talking right now doing a 180 on kanye but it's not for the reasons kanye says that's bad but it's undeniable his it's influence oh he's incredibly that's what it is it's [ __ ] influence and of course him and kim created a a uh what is her actual she's an influencer she's the influencer he is the influencer and both of them together created a mega church of influence but then he started [ __ ] up the bread and he started [ __ ] up the goddamn brand holy [ __ ] that was the mega church of [ __ ] influence whatever they wore it was unbelievable yeah did weren't they the ones that made champion hot like they just started wearing champion and then all of a sudden they [ __ ] is that right yeah i think so all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh i gotta save you all some money simple is that we gotta save you all some are you ready for some free [ __ ] savings akash are you ready to 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good graces and then like it kills him that they don't [ __ ] with him at all and um beyonce doesn't like kim that's why they didn't go to the wedding that's kind of what created their little beef to begin with yes and so now i've been filled in on this it's because kim is cool with um rachel roy and that's the guy that jay-z cheated with girl so there you go the girl with jay-z yeah so that that would kill him i hope that doesn't happen because nobody would kill kanye i don't think beyonce would do that i actually hope that happens with kim i think kanye will be back cool with jay again oh now that they yeah the reason they don't hang out is because my wife don't like your wife now you're divorced we're good yeah but kanye has done too many things to piss jay off and [ __ ] like that but jay i think also knows how good would look if he told kanye back in this moment makani's a broken man and jay is the capitalist you know jay's a genius that's a genius that's the genius you know why i appreciate jay is because like he's so like transparent with his fraudulency yes that like you're like all right i get it like he'd be like we got what do you mean he'd be like yo we gotta we gotta support our own yeah i mean like i got a product it's black owned we gotta support our own until it's successful enough for me to sell it to some white [ __ ] to be oppressing us like literally he's like why are you buying that other champagne right they look down on us and just recently he sold the 50 stake of ace of spades to moay and uh whatever my white hennessy moae hennessy right so it's just hilarious like he said like when he was trying to sell off title yo this is our [ __ ] that i'm trying to sell over here to samsung whoever the [ __ ] was he was trying to sell it to but i just respect it because i know what he's doing he's a capitalist he's he's a cat never pretended to be anything but a capitalist boom exactly and now i understand he's fraudulent but you could also make a argument be like yeah but he's still bailing [ __ ] out of jail for these marches when they get arrested like he's still putting his money where his mouth is but jay-z will always do the financial thing yes and he hasn't claimed he hasn't called out and be like like he'll do that [ __ ] where he bails out the people but he doesn't announce it like i'm an activist i'm a great guy he does that on the low that's the [ __ ] he wants to do that he feels comfortable doing and then he goes out and gets his money at whatever cost he had that one line in moment of clarity addressing over he basically said like um i can't get back to the poor if i'm one of them so i get rich and get back to me that give back to them that's a win-win yeah something like that so that's his move he announced that this is my actually i i don't like that line why not because it makes it he had one line address in what he does but yeah it's like it makes it seem like that's his intention is to give back to the poor it's not his intention his intention is to be a capitalist which is great yeah but he's the win-win we both win win win you're right you're right okay okay i guess what i'm saying is i didn't like the positioning as if his sole purpose of getting money right was to give back to the poor because that's not the sole purpose but he is saying if i get money i'm also going to be able to give back so [ __ ] are going to be a little bit better off that's basically who he's been this whole time i get rich i get back a little bit you got it i wonder if we're the minority and i wonder if the people listen to this podcast also fit into that where it's like we prefer the overt honesty yes or if if it isn't the overt honesty we we prefer you not to be publicly fraudulent yes so even if you say nothing and we just judge you by your actions i could be like all right you leaving your cards on the table yeah you're going hey buy this thing because it's for us but then you're selling it you're like okay i see he's a businessman he's trying to get his money i do your thing yeah right the people who go i'm an activist and we need to stand up and we need to do all these other things the second date the second they divert even the slightest bit from that character you're like oh you phony yeah you [ __ ] phony you lied to me whereas if you just leave your cards on the table we get to decide who you are hey we the number one ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] in the world yeah i'll tell you right now we ain't [ __ ] we sell out we sold out some we got fake money on the podcast we love money so much we got the fake one 100 i mean we would have the real one but it's expensive we need to be more capitalist yeah it's so it's so counterintuitive isn't it that like the brutal honesty is actually more supportive like this kind of comes off of the kardashian [ __ ] a little bit and you were you were tapping into this when you were talking about like that they just want eyeballs they can monetize it they can monetize it but there are gonna be people a certain percentage of the people that they are monetizing or whose eyeballs they have that are praying for the downfall right and that's what happens when you brag without context or skill right it's like we can root for the people who have things right like i don't ever not root for little duval the guy's on islands in the bahamas and flying planes but i root for him right i don't hope for his downfall in the least i want him to succeed right but there are also people like maybe takashi six nines and these types of people who like you there are people who want him to get probably even killed for what he's saying they want him to get beat up they want to whatever regardless our eyeballs can't stay away from it yeah we're drawn to the fancy things we're drawn to the interesting things yeah what is the difference between a guy like little duval and a guy like takashi or or the kardashians where you're drawn to them the girls watch them the girls buy what they promote yet still almost every girl is happy to see them fail i don't know i'll give you an example kendall jenner brings out the vod the tequila brand yeah 818 right and she's totally fake in the way that that she promotes it i i put this tequila brand through all 60 different competitions for tequila and all this other stuff and then people do some research and she's like i've been developing this tequila for over three years people do a little research and like apparently it takes seven years to develop tequila right apparently her tequila is made at this factory that 60 other tequilas are made out of so they just went found a distributor put their name on it and went out the reason people are upset at her is because she put herself in a position to fail yeah right uh sorry that's not the reason they're upset but she she lied yeah and people couldn't wait to take her down yeah why could they not wait do they is it because they don't believe that her fame is justified no i think like you said it's because we hate the fraudulents if she would have just said hey guys they're paying me to put my face on as tequila we would have respect that way more son i really think it's a terrifying proposition right you've put all this money into a brand or maybe they haven't put money but like you put all this time or whatever it's a terrifying proposition to be honest it's absolutely terrifying for a lot of people right it's terrifying for me he's terrified for most of us that's actually we it's we'll get to it later but that's a great segue into why patrice was amazing yep honestly at all costs it costs to be honest cost to be honest but it provides in the end i think in the immediate we'll talk about patrice's honesty when we get together but let's just let's let's talk about this yeah so it's like cardi for example yep she was super honest takes so much criticism and pushback and makes her life more difficult but her rise to fame was like immediate super fast i think um jay-z has learned to shut up cardi is a perfect example because people were so happy for her success yeah as long as she was that honest cardi yeah come out with video [ __ ] i don't care i chip my nail i'm not gonna pay for a whole new [ __ ] set of nails i just paid 200 for this [ __ ] i can't do that [ __ ] if you broke my net that like i walk around the broken ass nail and then girls were like oh my god i love her she walks around broken nails it's the coolest thing whatever and i think the when cardi started to experience pushback is when she started to do things go yeah when she started to get political she started getting political even if she does truly care about these issues it seemed as if she was using her persona to push an agenda exactly instead of just honestly reacting to her environment yeah right it it wasn't like she was out there like man i don't really [ __ ] with bernie's tax plan because i'm trying to save money which she probably is trying to save money yeah it seemed like she was just riding the wave of whatever that was yeah and that's when i think that you experience that pushback right it's like when we know that there's a disconnect there's some fraudulence there why is it that when people get to that level they can't continue to ride the honesty that got them there or is honesty too costly at a certain level it is costly to those others at that level advertisers don't want a lot advertising is all not honesty it's all dishonest essentially i remember somebody brought up the slogan back in the day choosy moms choose jiff just peanut butter sucks but that slogan literally says if you don't get jiff peanut butter you're a bad mom that's the [ __ ] slogan yeah all advertising is is we're trying to lie to you to get you to get this product and if we're associated with [ __ ] we're too honest that's dangerous look at look at all the pushback lebron got before like when he didn't do anything with china people are coming at him because like hey what you're mr socially conscious let's be pro-black and now when these people are suffering over there you're for like you have nothing to say you don't want to affect your pocket and we've looked at that [ __ ] as fraudulent it's fake like you're [ __ ] for doing it because he's just so big that any little thing he says or doesn't even say can hurt his because he's so um uh this is interesting he's so vocal yeah but he is so vocal so we expected that same level right when it came to this other issue that was similar in nature to the issues he's so vocal about right and it looked as if he chose his pockets over being vocal so here's a question do we often conflate honesty and being critical of something that could hurt you for being critical of it say that again so like the the only example that i can think of right now and for whatever reason it worked out but is like i'm sure at least in the comedy community the average person probably couldn't give a [ __ ] but when i was like yo netflix is done at a time where everybody was trying to get a netflix special i'm sure there are people in the comic community they're like yo he's truthful he don't give a [ __ ] he'll say whatever because what i was saying was costly yeah okay to me yeah so anytime you say something that can cost you money there's immediate truth that's attached to it from the from the perceiver anything you do and it clearly wasn't honest because [ __ ] got a netflix special it was honest in the moment it was i was wrong but it was what i honestly felt in the moment but um like for example when oh just froze over what the [ __ ] but kanye for example when he was like george bush don't care about black people yeah that's one of the greatest moments great moment in media history even when he went up and did the whole um what's the blonde trick saying taylor swift [ __ ] right it was like we trusted that so much because what he did could have cost him we thought like yo this doesn't benefit him in any way yeah i trust this man he keeps doing things because they are the quote-unquote right things to do i don't know if it's right to do that to taylor swift or not but like or if you write to say about george bush or not it's a weird indictment i don't know if you can prove right but there's an immediate trust this point it's like the waiter telling you one of the menu items is trash yeah like you ever you ever asked a waiter like right you're like yo like uh is there anything what about the lasagna and the waiter does that [ __ ] like yo i'll be honest with you like lasagna is trying to garbage like i wouldn't [ __ ] with lasagna after the waiter says that to you i'm like i'll trust this man with my child yeah i'll leave my dog when i go to cancun i'm leaving my dog with the waiter that told me the lasagna's you don't care about the dog that much so i can't wait to leave my dog this weekend i'm gonna take a picture as i drive away in the three series but but but you know what i mean it's like um i i feel like oftentimes we could conflate those two things you know like there might be people that are just saying outlandish [ __ ] for attention purposes not because they believe in it like is what takashi 69 is doing right now a perfect example of that he's calling out all these people and it's wildly entertaining he's calling i don't respect it because it's not to your point it doesn't cost you anything it earns you something this is your ticket to fame or money or whatever this is an end for use i'm just going to draw all the eyeballs negative or positive attention to your point that's why i don't respect the kardashians positive or negative it all benefits them so whenever you do [ __ ] for attention or say something wild or do something wild is like that's what you do but the initial idea with takashi saying this initially there was truth there we thought right we're like oh [ __ ] this guy is willing to call out all these other gangsters some people start to believe like yo this guy might be a super thug like it's the real you calling out the crazy you calling out the chicago [ __ ] like joe this guy's crazy he's he's really about it he's really truthful and then the second time around as he as he's doing it it's still garner's attention but you see the fraudulence because you're like oh he's just using yeah i was using that did you see his most recent thing he did wow boy so he has the little interaction with me yeah and then he takes the clip puts it in the video in his music yeah it's great it's a brilliant move it's wildly corny i don't [ __ ] with him but that was a yo yo you didn't see what he did the the facetime live with the chicago dudes yeah that [ __ ] was crazy i know that [ __ ] he's on facetime live with all the chicago goons like one after another and he's just like yo don't talk tough because everybody kills your people and they don't end up getting killed oh [ __ ] you upset and he said rest in piss oh my god he gonna get killed son he's he's really asking to be killed yeah i don't know why he's but is he taking advantage of like this natural like human reaction yes and i guess that's what i'm trying there's genius to that 100 jesus he's like hack the system yeah right like and we'll get this is a cool uh uh let's segue into into patrice but like there is the ability to like garner attention in that way i just i just find that there is a distinction between like following somebody and like rooting for them and following someone and like hoping for their downfall and i'm curious if that's simply a function of success like you like to ride it on the way up and the second it's up and things are doing well for that person that you're rooting for you're like man [ __ ] them i'm not there and then who or who are the people that because if you look at even little duval there are people actively getting his instagrams canceled every time it comes back they can't there are people that are [ __ ] hating on him what is that what is the distinction what is the turning point where's the bell curve i think certain people like different things onto that point for takashi for me maybe i'm just old but from the beginning i was like oh this kid just wants attention he's [ __ ] entertaining and he's wild yeah and it's scary yeah and i'm watching but i don't it's fraudulent to me he just wants attention awesome ultimate addiction to attention yes yeah that's what i want to risk his life like heroin [ __ ] are willing to risk their life to get that next shot yeah he's literally willing to risk his now i'm like legit kind of starting to feel and this is the oldest thing i ever say but i feel bad for the kid now you're that addicted to this you need to risk your life yeah yeah yeah but there's actually a different i remember when i was in college i asked a couple of friends would you rather be a good person but everybody thinks you're not or be a piece of [ __ ] and everybody thinks you're a good person for me i don't care everybody can think i'm a piece of [ __ ] if i know i'm a good person i'm good with that the majority of people i asked was like six or seven people they were like oh i'd rather be the piece of [ __ ] that everybody thinks is a good person there is a different wiring in people i think i think there's two types ones that are okay with the fraudulence and they like it i want you to be i like what you present i'm good with it generally speaking and others are like nah generally speaking i don't care if you're fake you're [ __ ] you if you're fake i want honesty even if i don't like it i think there are people are wired differently i don't know what the percentages are but generally speaking i think those are just two different wirings that people have man it's 100 true it's like dealing with dealing with that feeling like i felt that after the special like it was the first time that i put out content that i was getting all this like praise and accolades for that i wasn't solely responsible for the creation of the content yeah so i felt a little bit of like an imposter syndrome feeling i was like i didn't do this alone right but i'm being treated as if i did because i'm the one who said it right and i tried to be as vocal as possible on the podcast and that stuff that this was a group project but like when i'm doing stand-up and i think of a joke if it's in the moment with somebody or if i'm thinking of these bits like that's me so i feel it's earned the adulation i get from that yeah you know but like if somebody was like yo schultz that was absolutely genius what you said like my gut reaction was like well you know it was all of us we put this thing together you know because my body vomits yeah the idea of um like an unearned accolade you feel like a phony if you're like a fraud you're like an imposter impossible and i was like i was battling with it and i was like why do i it's like i'm so happy that i'm getting this stuff and everything but there's also part of me that's like it felt undeserved and i don't know i don't even know why i'm i don't know if this is totally tied to what we're talking about tied in with like that's your wiring my wiring is similar yeah i walk around thinking like oh i don't you know this imposter this i'm phoning this and that's maybe why almost certainly why i hate fraudulents and other people but i think there's just two types of people and we tend to click because we all prefer authenticity even if we don't like it and there's other people that are super phony with each other and you're like yo that's [ __ ] gross how are y'all even friends they might just be wired like that like nah i'm cool with the phony i want you to be funny like it's even on the podcast like you even like if somebody even says something funny in our everyday yeah we'll all reference that person yes like that's how valuable funny is to us yeah and authenticity i don't want credit for something that's not mine right so if something funny is said i have to say somebody's name that none of the half million people that are listening to this right now know yes yeah fred said and you're like who the [ __ ] is friend yeah like i could easily i'm sure most radio hosts will just say the thing yep right but if i say it and then people like yo it's hilarious what like how often do some people the other day someone tweeted like andrew said uh florida yes what is it uh hong kong is the is the florida of china or something like that and i was like nah i think it was akash oh wheels for president president for president i was like nah i had to correct twitter yeah and he publicly did it which i appreciated but the guys privately messaged me yeah but i had to i had to correct and i maybe that is a function of us knowing that in this business the only thing that we have is our ideas yes and when we get credit for someone else's ideas we know what it would feel like if someone else got credit for hours right so we feel like it's super important that's our currency yes we can't pay bills with that [ __ ] all we have is ip all we have is our ip but we can't do nothing with it it's worse than bitcoin yeah it's doge you know what i mean it's doge it really is so we have to at least publicly like me posting that publicly is not for twitter yeah it's for you yeah because i feel like you might have seen this tweet and then you could be going ah [ __ ] man that guy thought yeah schultz said that thing that i said it was funny i don't know if what i'm saying is relatable to anybody listening right now and if we wasted your [ __ ] time my bad but like it is a real thing that you think about yeah it's and it's good that you do that because i see some comments where like people accuse other podcasters of like oh they got that from reddit or they got that from twitter and [ __ ] like that so they thought i got something from reddit once so that happened so it's good if you get in the 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out to netflix and i go what the [ __ ] were you guys thinking not putting this patrice o'neill documentary on netflix yeah why the [ __ ] wouldn't you guys do this yeah and uh what my guy over at netflix what robbie told me was he goes that thing was sold four years ago robbie's the biggest fan of the world of patrice yeah and i watched this thing and i the reason why we're talking about this later in the podcast by the way is because i assume most of you haven't watched it because it's on comedy central yeah and even if you did watch the first area on comedy central you missed like 14 minutes because they were trying to fit in in a [ __ ] thing if you got youtube tv it's on demand and it's an hour and a half which i assume is the full yes yeah hour and a half commercials up top for like a minute and a half and then it's just straight go go watch it it is profound it is inspiring inspiring it is heartbreaking heartbreaking heartbreakingly sad and i got emotional by the end almost cut off i cry you've heard us talk about patrice o'neill on the podcast a lot patrice o'neill is in my opinion the greatest comic to ever live he's also my last comedic inspiration i've not been inspired comedically since him that's not to say that there aren't great comics there are people who have done things that are very funny but i have yet to see somebody do comedy that i thought was a better version of what patrice did patrice was commie perfected in the way that i view comedy and he wasn't a perfect man in the terms the way like he treated people and that kind of stuff like it really [ __ ] pissed like people off he was very self-sabotaging with his career yeah and keith robinson it was a comic who's the [ __ ] king maker we have to have another conversation another time about god bless you how many people you guys all know just because of keith robinson yeah just as maybe a lot but the reason keith robinson has played a major role in so many of the most successful comedians in history in of our time and people who keith robinson keith robinson is a brilliant comic uh he has a special also in comedy central so maybe you haven't seen it it's called back of the bus back of the bus back of the bus funny is what he's referring to and if you ever rode the school bus to school you know that that's where the jokes went down in the back of the bus right and um thank god you clarified that because i didn't realize the other connotation in back of the box but uh it's a type of funny that he is referring to right this is what i think that we exemplify on the show like some people might call it the barbershop or the back of the bus but that's where you know you were giving out the dozens in the back of the bus everybody was getting you know their balls busted if you will and um but he's had so many people he brought kevin hart to new york and he played he was instrumental in having patrice come down and he used to drive kev to from philly to new york like multiple times yeah he's a [ __ ] god like that guy made everybody yeah so he's he's played this amazing role and he's kind of like maybe lost in the casual comedy fans you know understanding of comedy history but um anyway so patrice he was the last i think i was saying last comedic inspiration in terms of like what he did with comedy and how he did comedy and he was comedy to me you know i um i've i've tons of respect for the different types of comedy right but the type of comedy that i've always tried to live up to which is patrice o'neill's style of comedy um initially i got into comedy through it was def comedy jam and then chris rock was the guy who really started like getting my mind working on what comedy was um then obviously chappelle as well you know but chris rock i was more part of that tree and then i saw patrice and that's who i i was like oh this is it this is the final version yeah there's nothing beyond this and i've yet to see anything beyond this and he did comedy from feeling what you feel is doesn't matter if it is right or wrong is true you ever get an argument with your girl and she's like saying [ __ ] that's absolutely ridiculous but she felt it you can't tell her yeah she ain't feel it yeah right when you feel something and you're talking about something through feeling you can be wrong yeah matter of fact the funniest observations of your feelings are things that are incredibly wrong yeah they're horrible yes right but they're funny and they're relatable and in my opinion if you want to be one of the great great greats you can't be a straight joke slinger patrice used his clever he was very clever but oftentimes clever is a crutch yeah being able to say the clever thing and then you get like an applause break because there's this like uh visceral not even visceral it's like almost like a human reaction to go oh you tricked me bravo while it's clever it doesn't necessarily penetrate patrice o'neill was a brilliantly clever guy but his jokes were all off of feeling and the punch lines are often not clever but incredibly relatable or visceral feelings right here's this one thing where he's talking about how he feels bad for side chicks yeah right because nobody cares about side chicks right i mean think about side chick i go over a house 1am [ __ ] her drink her last snapple then leave drink her last snapple we all are thinking the same thing white fridge completely empty you open it up and there's a snapple on the top grated metal grated thing right how the [ __ ] did we all have the same visual right he he came from such a real place with comedy that sometimes he's not even he's not even saying the cleverest punch line to get you to clap you're clapping cause you just got this image right that his paint is so clear that we're all thinking in the same time right right there's another joke i remember we were watching this special live elephant in the room where he was just talking about like taking the like girls always complain about what's in the food she says something like ladies men are just cooler we're just cool yeah yeah you ever get the wrong order with your girl she gets the wrong order they do get her order wrong and she freaks out they put onions on it and they freaking out then use the trump wretched onions and she he just does this whole meltdown of a girl and he goes man just you see that hey hey you see that huh that is and he's got the onion and he puts it on the ground right he goes just right there on the ground he's just leaving on the ground right but like this visual there's nothing clever about it yeah per se but it is comedy and i'm not trying to knock clever but it is a brilliant tool that he also used he had tons of little clever switches and stuff in his comedy but his comedy always came from feeling there's a lot of guys who do comedy and they're just like uber what's the funniest joke about uber i don't care if i don't feel that way about uber what is the funniest misdirect about it yeah and it's my least favorite form of comedy yeah because it's devoid of in my opinion is devoid of the visceral reaction that comedy creates yeah instead of gamifying it and like tricking you into laughing at it i'm gonna penetrate you in a way yeah that is going to stay inside i mean this is very sexual everything all right now yeah but uh but i'm gonna i'm the joker is gonna penetrate you in a way that's just gonna stick with you yeah and you feel it i remember you saying early on somebody was like crushing on stage but it was like whatever is the cute comedy or whatever yeah and then you were like i honestly believe the laughs are different when you're doing like what we do it's different and you can feel it when you really hit on some [ __ ] that's deep down a feeling that people have you feel the difference in the laughs they react too different even after the show the reaction is like you just spoke to someone's soul yeah and um it's just yeah i had an experience so uh last week i mentioned like i don't think i've seen much of patrice i just saw like clips on youtube yeah prior to that and i knew that the doc was coming out so i was like you know what let me make sure to either watch or listen to some of the stand-ups so i downloaded uh mr p [ __ ] oh my god i've never laughed that hard on a flight you know my laugh yeah yeah you can hear me over the [ __ ] loud ass plane like i was dying his [ __ ] was hilarious so good i listened to that the day i look like the most wobble person back when i lived in brooklyn listen to that cd just walking on the street [ __ ] cackling laughing bent over like i look like they're such a [ __ ] like you can't help it's [ __ ] hilarious where did you imagine him doing that show in your head where is he performing it in your head in my head it's really small it's a very small room because you can hear i know the exact room that it's not but in my head i have a different room same i don't dc improv i zoom is a dc improv where do you imagine dc he says dc yeah but i imagine like uh oh i see i was gonna say an improv that's my home club maybe you imagine your home club or the club like when i was a kid yeah yeah i would go to the [ __ ] dallas improv yeah i imagine like the small room in the cellar like yeah yeah because you can just one here everyone yeah and it's like the laughs are [ __ ] easy that's what patrice did things there's nothing like patrice live there's something we saw we saw them together right we saw them together comics comedy club and it was like revolutionary for me because it was the first person i felt like was i don't know i felt like was doing comedy in the way that like i i related to the world and i tried to talk about the world and i just i just loved the fact that he was so fine being wrong but he was okay with it being wrong he knew he was being wrong but it was how he felt each joke is how i feel yeah right like he was talking about like oh god what does he say like about diabetes or some [ __ ] about that yeah and then he was walking down the aisle he's just walking down island grocery store and he saw these uh double stuffed uh vanilla oreos yeah i'm looking at these cookies like who needs a foot but like bro it there's not it's not necessarily clever it's not like misdirecting it is a little bit of a misdirection right but it's not but it's it's not tada it is a [ __ ] visceral feeling he he is not afraid of what he feels so many people doing comedy they're doing comedy based on what they think the audience will feel are okay is okay yeah and i first of all i never was down with that and i admired how much he was willing to go up there and say how he [ __ ] felt and regardless of the reaction a lot of times it didn't do well for him [ __ ] bomb pissed people off people walk out the show but it was what he felt and if you're saying what you feel and you bomb it i promise you it's so much better when you [ __ ] lie up there and there's been jokes that i [ __ ] i was up there and i lied i was like oh this would probably be the funny joke or this will get a reaction and when those jokes bomb dude you feel like a [ __ ] failure yeah i tap dance for you and you guys didn't like it those are yeah yeah those are the brutal ones oh bombs are never fun those are the worst bumps i can handle a bomb if i know him because i feel like i saw it out it's actually what he talked about when he tried to tap dance for the industry and then didn't get where he wanted to go yeah it's just on a much larger scale for him but in a show you're like yo i i sold out and you still don't like me [ __ ] you [ __ ] me nothing i hate myself more than i hate you [ __ ] the worse i mean when you bomb but like you're tapped into your feelings you can understand their reaction i know what i'm saying is [ __ ] up yeah i know that you guys are reacting this way because it's hard to say this publicly yeah i gotta get better at getting you guys comfortable enough to say it where you guys don't react like this but this is how i feel and you [ __ ] know it and you feel this way too yeah and i will still sometimes bail out of that earlier than i want to i'm actually proud of myself if i do a patrician and the whole thing is like that and if you can win them at the end it's the greatest it's the [ __ ] greatest one is like i know you're not into it i'm staying here and i'm gonna get you on board and they appreciate that an audience appreciates it yeah it's the same thing about what we were saying before about um fraudulence yeah honesty if they know you believe what you're saying they get on board and once they start fee and once they start understanding like oh this is what he feels that's why i hate when people throw out the devil's advocate i don't hate it i'm fine with it criticize whatever you want but like what bothers me a little bit about the devil's advocate [ __ ] is like when people go oh he's just devil's advocate it's like nah you're too [ __ ] to admit how you feel don't don't make a caveat for my feelings i feel this way you're too [ __ ] to admit that you feel this way so you're trying to call me a devil's advocate right because it removes the cowardice from you oh you're just saying that because you won't have the opposite feeling no i feel this way i feel that kanye takes dicks away from women yeah that's how i feel oh you're just trying to have a different take but no no i feel that way you're afraid of the way you feel without context that is a wild yeah yeah yeah that is true some people just going to see this clip like what the [ __ ] am i talking about and you know what i don't care i feel this way it's good on you bro but do you know what i mean yes like the devil's advocate is such an easy way to like uh discredit or disregard someone's opinion yeah from the average person that's not this afraid of their own feelings but i think that the reason why that might happen to you because there are some people that are just playing devil's advocate for oh there's times when we just played devil's advocate for sure it's hard to distinguish just the shock jock person from there's time hey we do both hey you know what but and that's what i'm saying so you're going to get it sometimes you know what here's the thing and this is what is so hard to understand but it's only understood really in the context of comedy and it's more so in the context of podcasts because so many of us are doing podcasts now but like when you're on stage on stage should be a feeling environment we're not on stage for the truth right or the lie we're on stage for the feeling the feeling is true there's nothing more annoying than an audience member fact-checking you it's like shut the [ __ ] up yeah this is outside of the facts this is facts no feelings that's where the the ethos of this yeah so like when when i'm saying this [ __ ] about belichick being a trash coach he might objectively be a good coach yeah but my feeling i have this feeling like he's whack yeah he's whack and i'm telling you that's how i feel and i'm gonna justify whatever goofy ass ways i'm gonna justify it but i do have that feeling you know what i mean yeah but you're right a hundred percent sometimes we just make an absurd art of course yeah but general rules of the [ __ ] feelings no facts we are we are a feeling podcast we are feeling comics we are emotional people that's what we ride on jim norton said the most brilliant thing the brilliant description of patrice he goes patrice lived his life like a movie was being made about him and he was going to have to watch it with all of his closest friends and they will call out all of his they would call out all his [ __ ] so in every interaction he was with somebody he would call them out on being phony because if he didn't when he watched this movie of his life with his boys later oh you're gonna let him talk to you like that you're gonna okay yeah you see what i'm saying like robinson also had a profound ass thing where he was like great some of that is feet like they all talked about how like what an [ __ ] he was on set or whatever and he goes a lot of that is fear too you are afraid of not being good enough when you get the shot so you self-sabotage and that's what's also really interesting about patrice is i've never seen a more confident comic on stage in my life and to still have that fear it's just an interesting like juxtaposition bro you know what happened to me after watching this doc it it it humanized him which was a letdown i want to see superman be human he's your superman he was superman he was iron man you know what i mean like he was a superhero to me and watching this made me realize he was a man so a flawed man a scared man as well and that made his death ten times more [ __ ] tragic yeah when superman dies it was okay because he wasn't a human being you know what i mean like he didn't to me i didn't build up relationship with him i was too in awe of him to build up a relationship i i saw him i met him a few times i was too in awe to try to build a relationship with him yeah that's how high i rank him and when i saw that i wasn't sad when he died yeah because he wasn't even a human being he was beyond that you know so when i watched it all of a sudden he became a human being and afterwards i was [ __ ] heartbroken bro you know what else they touch on toward the end and it's something when we talk about chappelle and patrice and i put chappelle above i forgot so chappelle i love for a lot of his [ __ ] after like for equanimity and for bird revelation and the other one he did with the he saves but he rapes chappelle was still like tapping into that patrice was still getting better elephant in the room was one maybe the best hour special i've ever seen yeah then he followed up with an album that i think is better than that so patrice was figuring out he had seen okay this is how i do this comedy where i'm telling the truth but it's palatable for you and that's where i'm like oh [ __ ] that's where it felt really tragic to me this guy was still getting better yeah at 43 or whatever it was he had really really figured it out now he was about to hit another level and i forget that 10 years later but then when i watch this i'm like yo [ __ ] this guy was about to be and you think about what we've pushed back against which is the pc culture and [ __ ] if we had him i don't know if our fight is nearly as hard i mean it's just like he's taking care of a lot of it he's just getting bigger and bigger and it's like what are we worried about he would have got canceled he wouldn't have given a [ __ ] though people but i'm just saying he like he would have been toxic the most the highest level of toxic he would have been that because he keeps it just too real and yeah aren't ready for that he died so we could be great come on thank you patrice thank you my bank account appreciates you patrice yeah uh whatever so i would i i guys we'll try to put a link or some way where you can watch it please watch it if you care about comedy and you're just curious about this guy who unfortunately will probably be forgotten in comedy history and uh when bill burr i'll say this yeah he will be forgotten in comedy history but he will 100 live on to the people he influenced like uh we were just talking a bunch of comics after a party we were talking about like who people are influenced by and you could see them in their comedy you know what i mean and um most people don't know where i come from like we could think of other kind of famous comics like oh he's kind of like a tell or he's kind of like louie or he's kind of like this or he's kind of like eddie murphy was like prior et cetera and um we were they came to me like yeah i don't know who you i don't know who you are and it was a compliment at first because i'm like oh that's kind of cool like i'm unique and i'm like no no it's patrice like this is that is the lane that is the the funnel that i come from so my success and all the other people patrice influence is a legacy do you know what i mean yeah so maybe he gets forgotten in the casual fan but like as long as i'm alive i will give all the [ __ ] credit to the most influential person i've ever you know seen in comedy and the greatest comic that i've ever seen hands down man i wish i remember there was one other line from robert kelly i think i [ __ ] wish i remembered i remember the keith robinson line stuck out to me what was the body killing i can't remember if i remember i'll come back to it oh is it about uh him feeling was it uh insecurity of patrice's or maybe it was toward the end he said something i'm like god damn i wish i [ __ ] remember what it was the having the baby [ __ ] was rough i mean that was rough kept keeping the pregnancy test in a drawer and his girl saw the pregnancy test because he asked his well he didn't ask his girl but he was like i don't feel uncomfortable bringing a kid into this world because i don't think i'm gonna be here for a long time i don't want to leave you with a kid but it is your choice but it is your choice and you do whatever you want to do and they ended up not you know terminating the pregnancy and like months later i guess she opened up one of these drawers and found the pregnancy test and she's like yo what's this about he goes put that uh put that back in there and i'll close the door and he never spoke he wouldn't even look he's watching tv he didn't even look at him yeah look at her stayed on the tv put that back in the drawer and that's the one time you seen patrice not on his emotions and his feelings that's how much it [ __ ] with him bro 100 great observation he didn't he wasn't truthful about what that was to him everything else he'll talk to his mom about jerking off eating [ __ ] or whatever it was yeah yeah but like that i can't i can't deal with that there's a scene with his stepdaughter oh yeah this girl had a daughter already and when she speaks about him yeah it's profound she's like he's the reason for my confidence yeah she's like i i have a big head i love my big head because patrice made me love my big head and he always told me you nobody you need to control how you feel you're gonna love yourself like seeing that's what i'm talking about like the effect that you have on human beings if you live your life in a way that is impactful you he continues to exist and maybe that's corny and say i don't give a [ __ ] but that [ __ ] continuously exists in her and us and all these people and i see i see him in bill burr yeah you know but bill always says this guy's this guy's better than when you when you talk about like comics that are based on feeling yeah billboard is all feeling yeah like he's clever but literally i started punching the muffins wham wham wait like that is visceral feeling yes right and he is these boston guys man best comics in the world come from boston but yeah he is feeling bobby kelly is feeling yeah you know like telling you man there's something there well i wasn't even gonna say first of all he says [ __ ] like we thought we would learn something and then patrice already figured it out [ __ ] years ago like he was always so far ahead of us but you'll see it in the moments where bill burr is like up there pontificating doesn't give a [ __ ] how the audience feels i'm sure he would have gotten there on his own but i think a part of that is also that's patrice and billboard always looked at patrice like that's the [ __ ] best guy that's what i want to be yeah who gives a [ __ ] they're not laughing i live in my honesty i live in my emotion that's what it is yeah yeah yeah another thing i was fascinated by is how can he be so honest with his girl and talk about her like that on stage yeah and she love him the way he does like that is she came into the game bro she knew what it was oh he kept it with her he kept honest with her the whole time it's funny to see like how it was like mythology builds around figures uh there was one story there was a little bit of a letdown for me the story about how patrice first did stan yeah yeah yeah had changed through time and this is how you get cyclopses or cyclops eye or whatever the [ __ ] that is like a cyclops started out as a big guy was just missing one of his eyes and then someone was like you know they're [ __ ] these huge dudes and then a guy one eye and then three or four people you tell that story to later it's they had one eye in the center of their head and they were 18 feet tall etc and like the story that was always going around about the first time patrice did stand up was that he was heckling a comic on stage and the comic said well why don't you come up here and do stand up and then he did and he just started murdering yeah and then he's that was stand up after that and in the movie or the doc it's he started heckling the comic and then after the show went up to him it was like i was just helping you out man it was and then he was like yeah you should try it out and then he tried it out later but he didn't go up on stage that night goldman talked about though he had this like uh patrice had this joke that was like i don't like being the fat spokesperson or whatever but like a jokey joke yeah and then goldman said i came back a few months later and he wasn't doing it and i was so happy that patrice moved on from because i was like oh that's just not a patrice thing yeah i mean he's probably early in the game but then goldman was like he was done with that so quickly that's not what he was about but it was such a great joke it was a great joke but he just had like fat people like go like fat people like acknowledge him on the street yeah like this you just something like that what's up brother what do you want me to do but like what's beautiful about that is it's not again that's there's nothing clever there there's no trick you know what i mean that's like you know found like a hack on our dna to get elicit a reaction it's literally just that's a hilarious feeling that i i can't relate to that but i can see a fat guy look at another fat guy like we later i don't know he's just [ __ ] this is the best all right guys uh we're gonna take a break and save your asses some money that's all we do you listen to this podcast you make money we're the goats simple as that they really are right how are we going to save him some money right now akash student loan refinancing oh we should we should just give him some money back i think it's really so so it's not only are we going to save them money on the refi we're also just going to give them some some cash oh we finna is is that what they got a cash bonus hundred dollars that seems like an earnest thing to do you know who are we aoc oh [ __ ] we might be hey we out here handing out buckets ducats we doing it it might be andrew yang bro hey oh yang gang gang gang shout out to the minorities in 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out all mine um it was absolutely crazy oh miami showing mad love thank you guys so much friend he's a [ __ ] rock star bro it was crazy i mean the show the first one sold out in three minutes the next one was sold out in 60 seconds i didn't even know that was physically possible insane but we'll see you at the miami improv and uh feels like a jordan drop son i felt like sneakers yeah i don't like sneakers in that moment but miami thank you all for showing love man we really appreciate it and uh we hope you're doing well you know y'all proud out here and i'm excited to get back on stage after not being on stage for a year so this is going to be an interesting couple shows but uh i think we're going to add a couple more shows i'll post about it on instagram and i'll tell you when the ticket links are going to go up so you guys can be ready to go and have everything locked and loaded but again miami thank you all for all showing me love you always show me love and uh we'll see you soon uh also dangerous.com um we're gonna do a you know a tour announce video but i i want you to uh go check out what we got there on the andrews.com right now that's what i'll say we're gonna do a big tour announce video i would go to the andrews.com right now because this [ __ ] army and his family were talking to check out the dates that are up there right now and maybe you get a little uh head starts on everybody that's trying to get some tickets okay uh some city's already sold out salt lake sold out columbus sold out nashville sold out um atlanta raleigh west palm beach phoenix and tampa may or may not be available on the website on the comedy club's website before we do this announce video so that's all i'll say that's all i'll say love you guys we might add some more shows in these other states and who knows if the requirements start to loosen up maybe they start to allow more people in we add a couple more chairs but go there check it out go to akashing.com i got two more shows coming up that i tell you about in april but for march let's talk about philly march 4th through 6th at helium and st louis helium march 18th through 20th i believe whatever that thursday through saturday is so go there akashing.com gang gang gang all right let's get back to the show all right guys we back let's um let's have another conversation about a comedian did um uh was was out the game for a little minute a little controversy you know uh the other chrissy d i think that's we're gonna crystallia uh release an apology video what did you guys think of it i at the beginning i was like oh this is good he's handling it well he's saying a lot of good things he seems honest but then by the end i was like oh you didn't address the main thing we want explained the main thing i want explained is what's up with these young girls that are accusing you right and you just addressed that with two lines in an eight minute apology video the same line twice everything i did was consensual and legal that's it right and i guess what you're saying is it's not technically illegal to talk to underage girls that's not an illegal thing but it is the thing that bothered you yeah and i don't apparently there's look there's a lot of smoke i saw certain texts that were like maybe illegal maybe legal it was like real borderline right and there's just so much smoke that's what we want to address you cheat on your wife okay you have a sex addiction i get it you're a good looking famous hilarious dude sure pound all the [ __ ] in the world i don't give a [ __ ] i want to know what's up with these young girls that's where i need an explanation and again i've said this probably before i don't want to just sit here and like [ __ ] on chris or barry chris he was i liked the guy he was nice to me when i was a new comic supportive in a way and now maybe it's because he want to [ __ ] me i don't know but but in a game where everybody treats you like [ __ ] this is a guy that was nice to me and so i don't want to sit here and act like i'm above him and [ __ ] him yeah i want him to be innocent but i need him to explain it yeah you know what i mean you can't just gloss over that and say with one line oh it's legal nah bruh what was the specific thing that you needed an explanation for i mean there's screenshots of him like texting girls oh they're 17 and then like nine months later he'll text them back or 10 months or whatever it is right that's not a full year if you wait a full year and then you i need to know did you know these girls were uh underage and if you knew did you stop if you knowingly message an underage girl that's weird to me or if you find out she's underage and then you keep messaging right that's that's [ __ ] if you mess it we all dm when we're single that's what you do yeah if you're crystalline you're dming you're gonna hit a couple girls that are probably yo i'm young and then you need to be the [ __ ] out that's how that works yeah i know i'm not canceling him because he cheated on his wife and he had a sex addiction yeah what the [ __ ] that's for you and her i would cancel you if i found out you were knowingly messaging underage girls and little things even within the messages back in the day i remember being like that's kind of weird it was pointed out to me honestly but like the way he would message them is like he knows he's talking to underage girls saying [ __ ] like tee hee so i need tv explained your issue i need a tv explanation if that's how you message a 30 year old okay you're kind of weird but that's it yeah it seems like you know you ain't saying t he didn't know growing ass [ __ ] grown ass i'm gonna say tea to a 30 year old [ __ ] so you felt like the apology was for the wrong thing i feel like he you wanted yes you didn't want an apology because you don't need someone to apologize to you for crushing puss no i love that i'm faithful you go ahead and do all the cheating that i would never do i live vicariously through you right you wanted an explanation not an apology yes for the [ __ ] that you thought was super sus yes the accusations that you thought were super yes you're aware that he didn't do anything illegal you're aware that he didn't do anything that wasn't consensual but there was behavior that might not have been illegal but looked highly frowned upon and looked like if things went a certain way it could lead to illegal behavior and i'm not positive yeah i mean if you're if a girl tells you she's 17 and you're messing with nine months later she's likely turned 18 which is still kind of weird to me to be honest but i can't throw you in jail for that but if it's nine months it's like you couldn't wait the full [ __ ] year you don't have another date in utah coming up that you a year you can't come back she's she's gonna be married you have three sister wives if that was his explanation okay i just need the explanation these [ __ ] in utah get married young what you gotta give me where you fit in i'm just john smith out here bro when in rome give me an explanation that's what i need from you right did you knowingly message underage girls because it kind of seems like you did and that's what i need to explain i'm not the [ __ ] pound of flesh guy i don't want to sit here and feast on your apology as apologies go he did a good job but that's not the ex i'm looking for an explanation i don't forgive him for cheating on his fiance bro you don't i do oh okay yeah yeah at first i didn't okay and then when he apologized to me i was like i forgive you i'm gonna need everybody to apologize to me for cheating on their girlfriend that's what i'm saying i need you to put because you broke my trust here i am just waiting this whole time feeling cheated on without any apology and now that i got the apology i i can i can move on [Laughter] i feel like i can i can mend your relationship or something i don't know it is a weird suggestion right what do you mean like to apologize for that yeah i don't that's apology for his wife i don't i would understand apologizing if you were like a christian comic or some [ __ ] and you like led people to think that you were out here you know uh faithfully in a certain life but like i think we knew yeah you ain't carl lentz bro yes pauline's gotta apologize to me yeah cause you were preaching some [ __ ] to me and you didn't live up to it fraudulent to bring back the earlier discussion it was fraudulent you knew was [ __ ] to be honest i'm more impressed he could [ __ ] all these girls and still be that funny real talk about that's [ __ ] impressive that's it but i need something else explained and you didn't that's how i feel um al am i crazy tell me if i went too hard so i didn't think i went that hard no i actually agree with you i me or akash about the apology but also what about me no not at all you don't think that you didn't feel like that you deserved an apology for him cheating on him i think you just did a lot sooner so you deserved it a lot sooner so you would feel better i did deserve waited too long to feel good so i almost called him one of these days i was like you apologize to me like like this is ridiculous bro like just left your way into it he left me out here just betrayed yo bro embarrassed you were embarrassed you supported this man i was so embarrassed i had to move to miami i had to move to miami and distract myself bro until i got my [ __ ] apology bro all right go keep going man nah so the fact that he just tried to change the narrative that the big issue is his sex addiction when that wasn't the big thing that he went into hiding for the big thing was all the smoke about these young kids is anybody like i think that needs to be addressed first and foremost and this should have came a lot sooner like you just wait wait until the smoke dies down and then hoping that you're just gonna pop up give an apology and now you're all good again like no you should address this [ __ ] immediately like think of you with that dude's uh daughter who was like 17 who texts him like hey um you're too old for me and then he waits and comes back later like if i'm that girl's father i want to kill this dude but what if now he's learning how to wait like yeah i mean that's impressive that's the lesson like it doesn't have to happen right now no one's perfect i'm not saying we should crucify do it i'm just saying we got to keep this the same energy that we give to anybody who with this type of fuckshit behavior and i'm just not for that that's just me personally and specifically what is the behavior that the predatory behavior like you're you're a grown man like why are you trying to chase after like barely legal girls if he's talking about how many girls he's sleeping with at all times yeah and there's gorgeous girls he can choose all he wants he's he's spending a lot of time and energy on girls of a certain age so a lot of smoke so i know it's cloudy of like figuring out what what situation he should have been on that statement forensically proving each accusation at least so he has six accusations nailed down every one of those accusations we're still gonna have a feeling like there's six there's probably uh more that we don't know about he got got away with somehow but he didn't he didn't do that and so the fact that they weren't addressed it's like it leaves something still i don't really feel there's something in there he's gonna be fine his fans are gonna hate that i said this i don't i don't want the guy to be [ __ ] crucified now if he he knows these girls are underage and he's messaging underage girls if those messages come out yeah he should be punished as is i just need an explanation right now that's what i'm looking for you hurt by the cheating no i just the more i think about it i ex i accept his apology for the cheating yeah okay what made you do that he felt honest it was the it's the christianity in me i had to forgive him for eating but yeah and i had to forgive him for having sex with uh hundreds of beautiful women because that is that's unforgivable but no no but for real if you're literally gonna [ __ ] the most beautiful women in america in literally every single state at for a living i'm going to need an apology for that yeah i am going to need an apology and the fact that he was man enough to come and do that yeah i i appreciate that yeah i went out i understand you guys are focusing on another part of this and that's why we have this you know collaborative effort here on the podcast you know what i mean but um i i your point resonates with me maybe he could have offered a little bit more explanation about the text messages with the underage girls right yeah even though it looks like nothing happened with them which is important yeah but explanation at least like why were you continuing the convo kind of knowing yeah there's proof that he continued to come yeah yeah i think nine or ten months later again wait wait the year bro if you wait a year and you're like wait a minute you're feeling naked photos things like that there's more there's we're not covering everything so let's oh really yeah yeah okay but the important thing is that he cheated on his wife and he feels bad about it i i just think it's so admirable no you're not that's a good point you know why you sometimes no no like some people are in touch with like their audience and like their people and like to come out and be like i'm sorry for absolutely demolishing for years yeah and then to be like i apologize yeah forgiven wow you're a bigger man than most man you're a good person i am all right guys that's been another episode of flagrant too uh we will see you this friday at uh patreon patreon.com flagrant2 come join the [ __ ] army over there we will see you that raw unfiltered flagrancy i think there's a possibility we might get our boy marky mark back oh [ __ ] i think by friday what do you think doug yeah i think we got him i think we got him back by friday so that would be quite exciting that'll be quite exciting i'll be quite excited okay guys we'll see you over there patreon.com two if not we see you next tuesday [Applause] peace you

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 442,202

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: A216ZV7zpKs

Length: 112min 5sec (6725 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 23 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Nihilisticmdphdstdnt]

The whole Netflix take just admit it sucked and you took the check

Just do what jay z does

[u/CentristIdiot]

Did they bleep Akaash when he was talking about white babysitters? Or did he just pause

[u/Hranica]

It's nice hearing comedians talk about the pedo/rape/sexual abuse stuff related to Delia after seeing his mouth breathing fans for days like "SEE ALL HE DID WAS HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN A LOT HES SORRYYYY WHY ARE WE CANCELING A MAN FOR HAVING SEX" as if that was anyones issue.

Obviously Schaub's going to say his retard shit about how he's had a plan all along and he's a mastermind and everyone else is stupid, kind of a shame that Shulz couldn't be real with it but hey.

People think abusing minors until they delete their social media is some kind of evidence the girls made everything up.

[u/AitchJayBee]

I've never watched before (picked Flagrant up from BI so it's always just been an audio medium for me) but decided to watch this one.

Does Schulz always look so disinterested when Akaash is talking? It was particularly obvious during the D’Elia discussion - Akaash was legitimately making great points & Schulz just looks so distracted. Like he’s just waiting to speak again, or didn’t like what Akaash was saying. Like Schulz didn’t really want to talk about it at all, or got annoyed that Akaash made it into a serious discussion and not an excuse to shout “puss” for 15 mins, but looked hella obvious to me.

I wondered whether it had something to do with the minor argument they had earlier on in the ep, or it’s just normal?

[u/Ok_Morning9267]

Dude talking for an hour about why Fraudulence is dumb for the twentieth time

[u/WMdenver22]

Is this show about sports anymore? Or just sucking Andrews dick the whole time? He made a knockoff version of ‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’.

I used to love this show but once Kaz got kicked off the pod this show isn’t the same. NEVER about sports anymore and it’s a fucking shame!

[u/Doit4theRotties]

This podcast starting to suck. Always talking about the same shit. There nothing creative about this show no more.

[u/tylrsprs]

Only thing I didn’t like about this ep was how much Schulz disrespects Kanye, even his old music. Besides that I actually thought it was a good ep, flagrant without being fake or retarded.

[u/DipstickRick]

Drew is toeing the line of admitting his own fraudulence but dances off that ledge just before Alex is ready to push him over it.

Akaash (jokingly) admits they ain’t shit and have sold out but they laugh right into the next subject.