Theo Von, Andrew Schulz, Andrew Santino & MORE | KidSuper Comedy Show

ladies and gentlemen this show is about to begin tonight's show will be slightly different and Folk and folks on the spectacle at hand and with that out of the way what's up everybody you guys we are in the fashion capital of the world it is Saturday night we are up in the casino De Paris right Make Some Noise everybody my name is Tyra Banks [Applause] okay so you guys know me as Tira bunks and many many years ago Terra Banks came to Paris after America said that her ass was too black and I worked my first Fashion Week as a manka manuka means model in French and it was life-changing for me this city this country put me on the map so merci merci merci so when I got a call and my agent said there is someone named kid super who wants you Tyra to host his Fashion Week show and my first response was who the hell is Kid super but I am a research crazy geek so I get on the computer Google Google kid super kid super and I'm like whoa what the hell he got like coats that's like tongue kissing and oh my God Louis Vuitton right Louis Vuitton [Applause] this little Sour Patch Kid he's actually kind of sweet and he is a sweet man I met his mom and his daddy I know you guys are in the house mama daddy yes stand up stand up yes so I spoke to him he told me this concept for funny business which is the title of tonight's show you guys know this is not a normal show I mean it's it's kid super it's Colin this ain't normal and we were ready for you guys ready for crazy [Applause] all right now without further Ado I present you our first comedian to the stage he is a leading figure in the body positivity movement oh yeah and he is a one-man verbal assault unit put your hands together for the roast Master General Jeff [Applause] Rey wow look at this place I guess the Fire Marshal's on strike too thank you listen before I go any further I want to shout out all the ushers and all the bathroom attendants here at the theater because just a few short weeks ago they were running PR for Balenciaga [Applause] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah crew we're going for it tonight shout out to kid super how do I look yeah I'm ready for my next fishing trip with Elton John a Kanye West wanted to be back here at Fashion Week but he's in Berlin living in a bunker uh this next album is going to be called mineconf is bigger than your comp I'm probably only the only Jewish guy in the world so where am I Yeezys just because Kanye's a matter of Jewish people doesn't mean I'm going to start dressing like [ __ ] but tonight is about kid super I want to shout out he's back here running the show getting people ready come out here for a second kick it off with me come on just come out here come on he's got the headset on I know you're working I know you're working but congratulations that's gonna be a great suit if you ever finish it turn around I want to see what the emergency exits are you look great you should design a [ __ ] straight jacket next and you know what I met your whole crew they're all [ __ ] nuts I hope this is a blueprint for a mental hospital listen man I love hanging with you dude let me tell you something um your clothes are a conversation starter and that conversation usually starts what the [ __ ] are you wearing and how do I get that I went to the [Applause] look at him he looks like he just bought Willy Wonka's chocolate factory you gotta respect the guy who makes his own clothes and cuts his own hair yeah your parents are here that is so cool I'm sat with them the other day at the LV show very nice people I don't know how you made such a creative guy you must have done drugs when you were pregnant look at a needle exchange program I was at the lb show and it was beautiful and I'm thrilled to be a part of this show tonight [Applause] thank you for inviting me to the most important week of your career listen I respect people who take their art seriously but don't take themselves too seriously that my friend is the recipe for Success everybody [Applause] [Applause] all right change clothes our next guest has a new special out on Netflix and stars on the hit series Dave who's seen Dave I'm obsessed with this show if you guys have not seen Dave you have to see that show it's one of the best shows on TV give it up for Andrew Santino [Music] oh thank you for that mediocre [ __ ] Applause I appreciate that I look good as [ __ ] man [ __ ] you guys um you want me to do it again I'll do it again that was rude that was rude [Applause] give it up for Andrew Santino [Applause] thank you so much God bless you Paris what a great City man this is incredible I've I've never done this before because I have red hair so thank you for having me it's cool to be in the epicenter of bulimia um food's too good to be anorexic so thank you so much uh shout out to kid super for making dope [ __ ] this is so cool huh how about that I look like I run a bath house and then I'm an art dealer at night so he asked me if I wanted to take out the purse I said a little too much a little too much uh but the jizz rag can go right around my neck I don't understand the outfit because I'm not a smart man I don't get the culture but I appreciate it I don't know if this is Impressionism or Autism but either way last time I was in a french-speaking city I was lonely I was lonely I wanted a companion a female companion and I was walking around I saw a sign it said but I read it a lover oh a lover with a phone number I didn't know Eloy means for rent didn't know called her up I was like hey how much she's like 1500 I was like that's a little expensive and she goes and uh no pets and I said for fifteen hundred dollars I'm gonna bring a pet so that's it I'm Andrew Santino thanks a lot I appreciate it thanks for having me goodbye good night [Applause] [Applause] all right [Applause] hey y'all our next guest is so amazing I had dinner with her this woman is hilarious we were hanging out last night in Paris she's a Nigerian American comedian who currently has not won but two comedy specials airing on HBO right now you might know her from her Emmy nominated performances Molly on the hit series insecure but tonight she is strutting this stage with confidence everybody give it up for Yvonne origin [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's all I got for y'all that's all I got for you I I would say I I looked at when they first asked me to do the show I was like so let me get this right it's menswear we get parents Fashion Week and it's a whole bunch of male comedians so basically I'm the diversity and inclusion higher is that what the hell this is they're like she's black and a woman Turned Down For What Turn Up pay her less and then about three days ago they were like oh just FYI Tyra Banks is hosting and I was like what the hell let me spit this crap out because I started doing setups for no reason I started intermittent fasting I was like you're gonna get any other black woman just Tyra Banks than me oh my god oh this is great so are there any agents here I'm looking for some new agents because it's a setup but I'm happy to be here this is this is wild they'll be here in Paris fashion because I'm a child of immigrants so my parents my parents believed in handy hand me um so I got all As the last born I got all of myself I should let you know all of my siblings are brothers so I'm going to school like a jerk in the fifth grade with a Han suit jacket and I'm like I'm getting bullied so I go up to my parents I'm like Dad and Mom like help I'm getting bullied here they go we did not come to America for you to make friends come on what the hell y'all should have left me back home before I go it's crazy though I didn't realize that the streetwear game um is very reminiscent to the drug game like it is easier to score cocaine so I hear to score some sneakers like I tried to buy some J's just on just some GP like oh let me go to the you know the website to have put in my credit card they were like where's your where's your code I was like I don't I don't have a code I have a credit card they were like no no no wait in line it's like what I'm like I didn't realize I had to watch The Sopranos in all five seasons of The Wire just to know how the hell to score some J's so what I'm trying to say if you like what I got on right now just meet me on the corner I got you I got you hey thank you all so much for coming out bye [Music] [Applause] give it up again [Applause] well hello everybody I'm Gonna Keep It Real you guys we are in France and we have all these American comedians but we felt like we would be real dumb if we did not have a French one right we say bread he's exciting he is Young he has got two specials out on Netflix and y'all he's fine as hell give it up for a fairy foreign I'm French so first time in English uh uh yeah yeah I mean not my first time performing in English first time speaking English I'm kidding I'm not gonna do it in English okay hahaha so yeah that's the French in the in the the audience they're pretending that they get the job but they don't okay I'm gonna say this one more thing in English I I didn't want to come because you know I know these tremendous comedians are always so stressed and then Callum told me you know maybe the financial part will convince you and so I went oh so you do speak French um Americans [Applause] I have no idea what he was saying but didn't matter who's fine yeah okay the next person is a bayou boy he took his airboat across the Atlantic Ocean to bring his sweet Louisiana drawl to the casino De Paris he hasn't been this excited since Joe Dirt the musical [Applause] good evening everybody um sorry good evening uh I'm happy to be here tonight so I'll tell you I'll I'll say it um I will say it god dude the [ __ ] French man people are rude in France man I said hello to a guy he said no foreign so who wants one of these handbags you want one oh God baby there you go buttercup um what else dude not much uh my sister's been [ __ ] this guy [Applause] I wouldn't [ __ ] her so I just don't see what he sees you know it's but thankfully there's laws you know so what else are we done um oh I'll tell you what happened was um my cousin got bit by a gay guy so we'll see I'm Theo Von baby God bless y'all thank you [Applause] all right y'all our next comedian coming to the stage is a new york-based comic [Music] [Applause] and he also loves to cook pasta ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Mateo Lane [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Applause] hi that's a true story of how I came out to my dad [Music] I gotta have one gab here I mean are there other gays in the room [Applause] all right I'll see you on Grindr I but that's the weird thing like when you come to Europe because my family's my mom is Italian I'm Italian and Mexican so that's why it looks like a jelly one yeah I know I speak Spanish but I have an Italian accent when I speak it so every time I talk to other Latinos they're like Mario but that's the thing is like especially coming to Europe like I mean New York people dress well but like they dress really well here like Spain Italy every time I go to Italy I cannot tell who's gay I look like I'm crushing [ __ ] in Italy it's just guy so you hear Italians talks for France oh the food is so good I and I'm trying to like I went to this I really wanted to order a chocolate croissant I really wanted to order it in French but I didn't want to like you know be the American to be like bonjour I have a question so you know who you are so I am I was like I'm gonna do something like Googling it I literally was like in the corner of this pastry shop just me I was like a kid in the Blair Witch Project just by myself Googling I walk up I was so confident it was just me and this woman I'm like bonjour Madam Cafe and she goes that'll be 4.95 all right [Applause] foreign [Applause] Y'all Gonna want this one all right coming to the stage next is a man that has been perfecting his comedy craft for quite some time but he said it's been really hard to write jokes while he's also trying to get his music career off the ground Make some noise for the prince of reggaeton J Balvin Birds [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey what's up everybody everything is good [Music] let me see you I see a lot of friends right here okay first of all I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing here I'm not even funny for real uh thank you I love you too Maji Gracia gracias oh and I'm probably from Beijing Colombia I'm probably Latino where's my Latino child also because we're taking over it's not a lie we're taking over you know where's that okay so um I'm a big supporter of kid super since you started uh I guess maybe because right now he's at the Louboutin thing you know but you know I cannot I'm not a comedian you know I'm not a comedian but if you want me I can perform a song for you guys I have the DJ right here are we ready are you ready are you ready kid oh never mind they didn't pay me enough [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh lilac darling lilac all right rumored to be The Unofficial son of Zeus and a Greek salad our next guest is the true Adonis of Baltimore everybody give it up for Starbucks [Applause] hey how we doing gang huh how do I look I'm looking cute huh I look like a bisexual mafia boss right now dude oh man hilarious that we're here this makes no sense whatsoever the [ __ ] am I doing here but I'll take it um shout out to Tyler what a legend huh come on [Applause] in Paris right now right five seven three ten baby what's up [ __ ] with me no one's fatter in here right now right anybody no yeah that's for us for the [ __ ] I thought if you were we would have had to have a croissant eating contest it is [ __ ] up that everybody in Paris fat shames you and it's the place with the most delicious [ __ ] of all time I'm sorry I didn't start smoking at nine you know what I mean some of us get fat when we eat butter for three days in a row yeah I don't know it is I do have to start um I do need to lose a little weight I'll be honest guys uh it's hard when you get so fat you can't comfortably watch yourself get head anymore I feel like I'm behind a tall guy at a concert now it's like dude come what the [ __ ] come on dude let's go I need the same setup your Barber uses to show you the back of your head you know I need like a nice that's pretty good that's good craftsmanship right there that's pretty sick all right man well listen this is a lot of fun but before I go I had to pop my titties out of Fashion Week you know what I'm saying [Applause] it's me [Applause] what is he doing pulling out his titties don't you know the most beautiful titties on this stage are mine [Applause] and they're real [Applause] that's down sit your ass down but call me after the show [Music] our next and and final comedian is for City and the house again and you know him from his latest special infamous Make some noise for Andrew Shaw [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I need more I'm the last one you give it up for every comment and thank you thanks everybody it is amazing to be here at uh the Paris men's fashion week or as Alexander Wang calls it the buffet I think he likes to grab dicks guys he grabs them like Pokemon tell Alexander Wang to relax okay you know calm is a good friend of mine Combs actually uncircumcised his parents are here mom is this true or no okay you have to put the light on her okay she's gonna sneak into calm's dick to hide just crazy story I didn't believe comb and this week he's talking about it Non-Stop and I go prove it prove to me that you're uncircumcised right and he literally takes out his dick and then out of nowhere Alexander Wang just grabs onto it was [ __ ] quick drop it drop it Alexander drop the dick you can't just grab everybody's dick [Music] I asked uh I asked calm the dress we cool I was like yo dress me cool he's like what do you want the look to be and I jokingly jokingly I'm a comedian I say yeah dress me like a teacher that [ __ ] the students right foreign okay in America that makes you a pedophile okay I know in France that makes you the president's wife but we're not going to talk about clown she was grabbing dicks like Alexander man [Applause] we've got an amazing amazing show man all the comics that were on here did you guys see Jeff Ross Jeff Ross took a break from ringing the bell tower in Notre Dame falvin flew from Colombia to Paris that's what Paris fashion week is about isn't it it's not about the [ __ ] close it's not about the shows it's not about the designers okay it's about cocaine that's what it's about we do cocaine like adults here okay that's what was in the bag he couldn't sing because he couldn't breathe out of his [ __ ] nostrils we've been blowing lines all day I love column even though he's uncircumcised I [ __ ] love him anything is possible if you give a sewing machine to a crackhead he he you know what's funny is that column doesn't do drugs he just looks like that isn't that crazy how do you look 12 years old and 50 years old at the same time Colin said to me he's like I think I look like Bradley Cooper I was like yeah if he was at the bottom of the ocean Maybe he's a genius though he really is a genius a lot of people probably don't know this but when Colin was younger in New York he would go to the Louis Vuitton flagship store and he would sell his t-shirts to the people that were waiting online outside the store and now he sells his shirts inside the store [Applause] anything is possible take you guys so much have a great night [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh well that is our show I want to bring our amazing performers back out here one at a time are y'all ready get on out here Jeff Ross [Applause] Latino Yvonne orgy fairy Theo one Mateo Lane J Balvin Rose house and Andrew Schultz and I am Tira bones are you ready for the final walk I've retired from the runway 18 years ago but Mama Ty Ty's coming out of retirement right now believe this final [Applause] s mine [Applause] [Music] [Applause] lunchtime [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh wow can you hear me I mean [ __ ] this week LV to this I don't know how the fashion World's Gonna Take This I don't know what the reviews are gonna be but you gotta say I did a whole lot for body positivity a lot of confident bodies up here seriously what a [ __ ] crazy adventure this has been we literally got the cops called on us outside when I got the LV call I had already thought of this comedy show and I was like [ __ ] I should probably change the concept take myself seriously then I realized like the only reason I got here was I followed my own path I did my own [ __ ] I was like [ __ ] it let's do a comedy show hopefully no one bombs and due to everyone was super nervous J Balvin [ __ ] crushed it that's unreal [Music] cocaine jokes that he was like I can't do it I'm the we're like all right all right all right all right but thank you so so much I appreciate everyone I got one last joke knock knock the new brand in town [Applause] what's up I want to get even closer and more humming so get a little higher up you guys Gotta Get Low I sell drugs to kids this is complete if you're selling drugs and kids and they're not coming in this your parents don't love you I kind of like his head okay yeah I think the hair is yeah thank you and the glasses because you're gonna wear the glasses yeah yeah you were bald and I feel like this does way more yeah absolutely you don't have those any bigger we're supposed to oh okay okay go look God damn it what did you do this is great it worked I don't know people you know my name is Jay bobbin and people think that you know J stands for joking that's it bro ain't no [ __ ] way I know we have to pull them into the side door they shut down the front exit who's they the security they at least right there there's thousands of people in the streets holy [ __ ] I'm an idiot well we're off to a good start Christopher [Music] I don't have which one hello you sold this [ __ ] out even though it's free [ __ ] around hey damir find out yeah two Comedians and no cocaine jokes right come on the collaboration we called was funny as fault but it turned out he was with the soda everybody [Applause] Americans call it Mexico uh I love Colombia I love everything Colombia produces and after partying for three nights in Paris so do you my name is J Balvin I'm an international Superstar singer performer um people probably wonder what does the J stand for and I don't know how to say it in English but it's a giant [ __ ] cocaine like adults yeah okay that's what was in the bag I mean I still haven't registered what happened two days ago because I was working on this and trying to make it all work and I cannot believe we got it this far so what can't we do yeah yeah [Music]

Channel: KidSuper

Views: 786,146

Keywords: Tyra Banks, Jeff Ross, Andrew Santino, Yvonne Orji, Stavros Halkias, Stavros, Matteo Lane, J Balvin, Theo Von, Andrew Schulz, KIDSUPER, Paris Fashion Week, Russ, Stand Up, Comedy, Fashion, Kid Super

Id: cT4JEm9tL60

Length: 37min 27sec (2247 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 14 2023