KIDS ARE FRICKING STUPID V18

what's your best example of reverse psychology on your kids that actually worked took my three-year-old son to one of those doctors visits where he was going to get a shot he was worried about the shot on the whole drive over almost to the point of tears we get to the doctor's office and a nurse subtly lets me know that my son is not just scheduled for one shot but five of them in the same visit i turn to my son with an exaggerated smile and tell him good news they figured out how to take that one big shot you were going to get and instead break it up into these five little tiny shots so it won't hurt nearly as much you could see the relief wash over his face he stopped squirming and relaxed completely he took the first shot and even smiled and said it's true the small ones don't hurt we actually made it through the third shot before the effect wore off and reality kicked in still i counted it as a victory when i was younger instead of saying i'm hungry i would say i need to be neutered because i thought it meant i needed nutrients sorry monkey skull used by dr hans hansen of logan dr hanson had this on his desk and told children it was his skull when he was a little boy when pope the second died my nephew saw the body dressed in a red suit and started to cry when i asked him what happened he said if santa claus died who's going to bring my gift in like fifth grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to kids with guns by the gorillas on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like okay we are home and i said shut up dad and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying she came to ask what daddy was doing today i asked a kindergartner of friday was his favorite day of the week and his response was i don't know i don't know a lot of things i'm confused all the time same little man same just told my nephew see you later alligator this [ __ ] gone say after while black and mild my niece said i was going bald so unprompted she cut off a lock of her hair for me i hope the scotch tape holds silence is golden but when you have kids silence is suspicious as a child i was freaking scared of ending up in the ps2 background somehow but tell me that [ __ ] doesn't look scary as frick [Music] when i babysit my niece she makes me play operation her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral for her i have a peen when i was a kid i found out that your penis called your peen and i figured that the reason is that it's where you pee from so naturally i made the logical next step that your bum hole is called your poonas bean poonis poonas when i was eight i was desperate for retention around this age i realized the kids who had broken their bones got so much attention i wanted the same thing i asked one of my friends at lunch to break my leg thankfully my teacher was nearby and stopped it from happening later i decided to fling myself onto the ground as hard as i could an attempt to hurt myself i wanted attention damn it i've never broken a bone still i told my brother he can eat half of my grapes if only there was easier access to these chicken nuggets [Music] when i was about six or seven years old one of my neighborhood friends had this super aggressive dog my dumb ass thought i was fast enough to outrun it so i told my friend to let it go and he did that was the day i got beaten up by a dog he eats pizza like this to irritate me it works my brother tried to cover up a broken tulip with a tomato we took him to the mall to play in the gaming zone and all he did was staring at the washing machines at the electronics store [Music] i asked my five-year-old to keep an eye on his sister while i served him dinner i peek out of the kitchen and find him like this hashtag with great power comes great responsibility hashtag spidey sense on 100 how kids are funny things that kids do that are funny on purpose things that kids do that are funny because kids are stupid that's not how it works one summer i was in line for a theme park ride with my little brother and there was a woman with a rainbow colored bikini top in front of us my brother in an attempt to tell her that he liked the color of her top gets her attention and says you have nice boobies once when i was in first grade i was playing with someone named brian at recess and he said he could fly and i said no you can't and then he's like yeah i can look at this and then he started jumping rapidly and flapping his arms and i was like whoa oh my gosh me and brian were stupid kids save the turkeys eat more turkey he's searching for that the pool table at my sister's house she has two kids [Music] back when i was four years old i hated it when my mom went with me whenever i had to go to the bathroom and one day my mom finally let me go by myself i went to the urinal and started talking to a dude pissing right next to me in the other urinal and i introduced myself to him and told him that since we aren't strangers anymore that he won't kidnap me jude came out laughing and told my mom everything she won't let me live it down me don't punch your sister in the nose six-year-old where else am i supposed to punch her neighbor's kid decided to decorate someone's car with a rock to make it look cute told my kids they could go outside as soon as their room was cleaned came to inspect and see if they had actually cleaned it and this is the note on their closet door you'll never guess where everything from their floor is when the cat thinks she is safe but you really want to say hello when i grow up i want to be mad scientist when i grow up i will be mad scientist i remember in fourth grade i was crying hard and screaming my lungs out because a teacher was leaving the school for good we don't even know each other except she was a substitute for one time the entire faculty was saying goodbyes i guess i just wanted to join the commotion and be sad someone leaving when i was in fifth grade i learned about how we purchased alaska from russia i had a hard time wrapping my head around that because i knew that alaska was attached to canada i was like if russia used to own alaska then alaska used to be attached to russia so i imagined people planting bombs all around the imaginary alaskan russian border and then once all the bombs detonated alaska was separated from russia so then we used a bunch of helicopters to rotate alaska 180 degrees and attach it to canada what the frick they didn't have helicopters in the 1800s i was 12 cut me some slack i used to b12 and i never believed you could rotate an entire freaking state 180 degrees and freaking attach it to another country like the border was made of freaking super glue i told my little brother that if he slapped his own face in the mirror that he's gonna hurt me so every time he slapped his face in front of the mirror i kept moving my head left and right and when i told him he started crying two-year-old here mommy hold these pull sunglasses from his diaper me celebration 100 subscribers kissing a chicken on the beak when i was about nine i bragged to my friend across the street that my mom was a top 10 finalist in the publishers clearing house sweepstakes for a 10 million dollar prize he then bragged to me that his mom was a top five finalist neither of us thought it was or that two of the top 10 finalists in the entire country lived right across the street from each other my six-year-old brother drew me a rocket for my birthday the toilet is smoking someone's daughter from img you are my son writing about his brother theo zaywat [Music] my four-year-old peeled this banana from neither end i'm waiting in a line and some little girl points up and says shooting star i'm like the hell it's 509 so i look she thought a bad was a shooting star my daughter mom i got you a card the card i i dead frick with you i printed out a web page for my class to do some research told them to record the important information the website uses cookies when i was little i was thinking through how you refer to people in foreign countries for example how people from vietnam are called vietnamese people from taiwan are taiwanese china are chinese etc and for some reason it didn't connect in my head that people from japan are japanese just adding the is that every other one had and in my head i had come up with calling them japaneses probably the most unintentionally racist thing i ever thought up when i was a kid about eight or nine years old the yellow pages were still pretty much a thing and i stumbled upon my parents copy one day i flipped through it and noticed that there were a lot of people i didn't know who happened to share my surname unfortunately for me that's because my surname is the second most common in the country i live so i figured they were all unknown members of my family and we had to meet up because that's what families do so my dumb ass starts to call up every single person that shared a surname with me to a party i had just made up on the bright side that's how my mom met one of her best friends to this date but i don't think they'll let me forget about it anytime soon lol i haven't the words [Music] my brothers broke their xbox one and the reason why is the hdmi port my kid calls frozen food raw rotten mom let's put some rotten fruit in the smoothie power's bad powers stinky inappropriate app for kids nanny and granddad weren't in stuff like this is why your owner started smh i know right you all talk like you don't eat calamari my brother aged eight playing with his pokemon cards [Music] jumping on the kids with controllers and rage issues bandwagon found this in the game room a month or so ago compliments of my five year old there are people in my school who think that when you're a teenager you're no longer considered a child six-year-old me watching cartoons mom i want something to eat mom offers me a banana me no i don't want pancakes my little sister is a little weird [Music] my five year drew and labelled a picture of her and her best friend hollis [Music] when i was a child i used to have a friend in my neighborhood apartment area i was watching a show where cartoon characters go to help other kids pretty sure it was team umizoomi i thought the show wasn't helping real kids and i said to my friend that i wanted to be on the show he said he was on the show once i don't remember the reason he said why he was that i was in actual law then like five minutes later he said he was actually lying i freaking cried i was freaking stupid unfortunately four stars out of five reason is da baby turned me into a convertible which made the experience kind of succeed but overall it was a great lesson with very great crewmates luckily that baby didn't turn me into a convertible he was a great teacher but the classmates were acting kindness i told the fat kid that there's a big chunkus among us i dropped my kids off at school and got some among us pizza in washington riker kids can live longer than grown-ups me grown-ups were alive way before you were born that's why it seems like that riker yeah because you guys are like dinosaur old ouch actually no kid the last time i wet my bed embarrassingly when i was six or seven i dumped a pitcher of water on my bed to tell my mom the next day that i was drinking water on my bed and dropped the glass sitting in the car waiting for my mother to come out of the grocery store nine-year-old son come on grandma you've been in there forever me chill jude she's only been in there three minutes him you don't know how long it is in kid time me you got a point there bud india stand with intestine when i was a kid who didn't know who hitler was at the time i tore a piece of square velcro off my shorts stuck it to my face like a mustache and returned to class and sat back down next to my jewish friend i just thought it was funny looking ultra legendary legendary rare ultra rare uncommon common fidget toys did you play games and visit places as a child that looking back was downright dangerous javelin catching i'm the biggest fan ever of swiss cheese 912 can i be a moderator i have made 900 accounts on youtube and subscribed you or i will answer you i was trying to speedrun a world history ap exam but there's built-in timers i did 55 questions in two minutes the exam will continue soon when the timer above reaches zero your exam will resume automatically little story time i always have trouble remembering my left and rights i usually have to do the l thing with my hands but it all started because i learned my left and right from shoes i had in kindergarten one shoe had an x pattern on the top and the other had a no pattern so if i needed two tail directions it was x endo i grew out of those shoes about a year later and my brain never quite adjusted to x being left and o being right i miss those shoes my life chapter one meet my family hi my name is george i live in san paolo in brazil i'm nine years old i have a lot of friends i love it to meet the people they are all so nice i like talk with the people too i'm a very good football player and i game with my friends but i doesn't game with my sister sarah she doesn't like football she like play games but it's not a sport girl she hates sport my father it's very sportly he like to game a lot of sports tennis badminton golf etc but her favorite sported his football he games with me every day and i love it too my mother it's not sportly but it's very intelligent she games every day sudoku she can speak four languages too english chinese spanish and a little france chapter 2 in the school i love it go to school it's so funny do my homework and play with my friends today it's a nice day in the school because my maths teacher says me george you are a nice boy you do every day your homework and are so intelligent and he gives me a diploma it's so nice i can't wait longer to the answer of my father and my mother chapter 3 today is my birthday i love it today is my birthday my family it's singing me a song happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear george happy birthday to you and they clap her hands too it's incredible to see my family singing a song for me i love it now i'm 10 years old my dad and my mom has give me a present to my birthday but it's a very nice present it's a new teddy bear for my bed my sister has give me a present too it's a pencil and a pen the end got this it used to scare me so bad i was only able to relax with the knowledge that wheels don't exist a work day at kfc i remember seeing this as a kid thinking i found out kfc's secret recipe school poem may 17 2015 monday school day tuesday miss rodriguez wednesday health day thursday school day friday science day saturday no school sunday no school can i tell you something cringy i did in the past i'll outfit instead sure in kindergarten we would threaten each other we signed them up for jail sentence um why is that cringy you were a freaking kid my daughter just traded me a one-quarter of a pretzel for a full-size pretzel she's smart in other ways [Music] today on a family meeting i said i can remember some silly things vividly my little cousin aged nine stands in front of me grabs my shoulders looking me dead in the eye and says dog with pimples my teen had a minor injury from a football me put ice on it him where do we keep the ice does she know i can still see her [Music] hi since you are a minecraft pro can you tell me what this means in enchantment table language please that's arabic what did you think would happen that's cute he actually thought he was batman he he i have a friend whose little brother was so into superman one day the boy actually jumped down from the staircase of their double story bungalow in his superman outfit thinking that he could actually fly he sustained injury of course and the mother went ballistic 4 year old what's that me rice 4 year old i don't know how to say rice me rice 4 year old salad nope please don't google circle jerky on the school computer students or someone eating a circular slice of beef jerky for the first time and wanted to google where to find some [Music] it's hard to get comfortable be me seventh grade get big cut on arm after tripping during recess about to ask to go to nurse's office see cutie that i'd been crushing on for the whole year decide to let it bleed 12 year old todd mind thought that it would make me look tough and impress her end up bleeding all over my arm people keep telling me to go to the nurse refuse everyone thinks that i'm weird and gross for the rest of the year hear jokes about it until i graduate high school cutie ended up getting with another guy just a week after the incident my face when i tried to attract a girl by bleeding all over myself in the process making myself look like a nasty fool to the whole school being autistic is a freaking curse cactus said this is n mrs just like my brothers just say what you want to eat my batman grew out of it too but not after really thinking that he was batman i remember we were in birmingham and he was high on the shoulders of rocky brew as we walked the streets and suddenly he screamed that's me pointing to a poster of batman at night he woke up with that batman motion kind of like flying so when i was a toddler my dad had a chevrolet car and i thought any car with the chevrolet logo was my dad's car all chevrolets belong to my dad i thought this until 2013 when my dad got a car which wasn't chevrolet little sister age seven put her swing like this i got it down and she put it like this again new zealand high school fight over a vape like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 21min 1sec (1261 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021