Kevin Hart Trolling Celebrities on Award Show

and the only player in the nba who spends his whole check on waxing the hair off his shoulders i'm talking about andre drummond yeah a lot of people here that i love tonight we got a little pump we got little zan uh these are also the reasons that your 12 year old cousin wants a face tattoo stop writing on your goddamn face stop writing on your face it's stupid you're not going to get a job if this [ __ ] don't work out stop it george ladies and gentlemen [Music] [Applause] come on paul get off the stage paul your moment is over get i'm down repeat that rihanna was kicked off of instagram for excessive nudity what the [ __ ] listen rihanna being banned from instagram is like banning a waffle house from from basically having videos on world star hip-hop it would be a stupid sight tell you something else she's so sexy that i would honestly pay a million dollars to see her naked here's the thing i've already seen it and i'm willing to pay again i would i would still pay for it how many men are mad that she didn't come naked 2014 2015 second team all nba and he's also a platinum member of beyonce's beehive which means that he gets autographed photos and the pups wanted to meet three people i'm talking about little marcus aldridge see you never know what's going to happen at the vmas i mean beasts pop off bad language people run to the bathroom and send out crazy tweets it's basically like your typical day at the white house and you face trump suck it at this moment i want you to look to your left and look to your right if you see somebody stooping down or sweating it's because they got warrants and guess what you're going to jail tonight and i got a couple people that i want to get locked up okay he's also a two-time kia all-star and the mvp was one of the nba's best dressed for his rendition of princess but she jeans let's hear it for russell westbrook there you go russell the genes are a blast buddy [Music] [Applause] what what is this what are you talking about i'm a busy man okay look i got to be at four places at once so this one right here this one this one over here i'm filming scenes from a new movie this is wedding ringer too that's what i'm doing on this one right here dude why do we know one hasn't even come out yet floyd mayweather congratulations on the fight buddy but you're going to jail for those damn cowboy boots you're going to jail i want to lock you up tonight that was a bad fashion choice uh keychains you wore a suit tonight that's not you jail get out the way get out get out the way go ahead man [Applause] the earth is not flat it's not flat hey this one this one over here well this is my new reality show it's called straight from the heart matter of fact wait say hi but say hi from the heart say hi i don't want to be on your reality show you know i'm definitely able to do what i do because of the help that i've had on camera so this one goes to all the cold stars that i've had except the rock because he hasn't helped me he hasn't helped me at all you've actually lessened my talent it's it's went down since you've been in my life the world needs more dreamers and it also needs more quiznos employees why does it take so long in quiznos it's just a sandwich 45 minutes is ridiculous stevie i see you you going to jail i don't know why but you just need to be locked the [ __ ] up man it's got to stop damn it stevie they got to get you out of here man no okay okay that's it okay i was looking hard look ross i go get you yes i am velvet sweatsuit nachos you know what will nobody else here knows who you are and i'm gonna make sure that they [ __ ] know tonight will packer is the fifth black guy in the room and i just we i don't know why they put us all in the same row which is [ __ ] up they couldn't spread us out i don't know if that's a cinema kind thing or if that's something else but i'm gonna get to the bottom of that i don't know who's gonna distribute that [Music] that's a distributor joke i am killing yeah amy in your face i'm [ __ ] this crowd up uh what's the third one which one the third one yeah oh this is my favorite one this right now i'm a guest on the view right now whoopee would you say whoopee no don't go there you better not go there whoopi she went there where did she go i need to know where did whoopi go guys all right seriously and i don't look as cool as i thought i would behind this podium because you can't see my suit this is stupid this is really you know this is a waste of a suit right now i was like they're gonna [ __ ] love it but you can't see nothing i look like a guy with a [ __ ] head i don't know i just don't like it i don't have a college degree but i do have a yacht yeah yes we're even education who's the who's the dummy now i only paid 30 million for it on credit i don't even have the money i hate your [ __ ] face it makes me say [Applause] [Applause] this [ __ ] first with the camouflage petite jacket on it [Music] bye

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Id: mPikLW2igi8

Length: 6min 28sec (388 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 20 2021