The Rock & Kevin Hart Funny Moments

[Music] [Music] ah my name is dwayne the rock johnson all right what we got here what we got here okay we got all the trolls shot we got right here and the time it takes this pug to wake up name three things beginning with j go all right jumanji jokes jupiter what did she just get a dog to smell did she just make her sniff ass what i feel i feel like the three of us should collab and i got the perfect role because you didn't have time to say collaborate you get so much attention and all i'm doing i'm picturing being in the scene serious scene something's about to go down and the only way i get distracted is because you walk by and i'm like something just went bad you could be streetwalker number one street walker number one listen not number two [Applause] i want to be in the car with you guys i have a gun equal status thank you and you're mad because we didn't pay yeah yes i'm street walker i'm not a male prostitute i'm not i'm not saying you are but in the movie you could be in the movie and now i'm mad then you pull out your guns i got guns at the end but they're not loaded because you've never had to use them because you're a good streetwalk that's the plotline wow that's the potluck i'm a male prostitute i take care of you guys and you didn't pay me what kind of movie is that you can't keep a straight face i can't even keep streaming y'all don't know how much you mess with him the way he walks and he's like you're that corner man you gotta you gotta there's nothing wrong with the way i walk oh god that's the way i walk oh god i have a i conditioner what you know what george it's funny you say that because uh i've been i've been having a hard time with figuring out the type of life lessons you know that i'm trying to hand my kids you know basically as a father you want to teach the kids certain things i think it's safe to say you were probably raised very very tough yeah right yeah top five yeah on the street are you really there roy's roles can't be that big first of all it looks like i grew up there [Laughter] let me ask you a question ask me i'm listening i was looking at your instagram go ahead go ahead i'm sorry i'm sorry go ahead no no let's let's all just take the time to understand that i'm uh i'm i'm a big deal i'm a big deal but i'm from philadelphia you guys uh you know city where go down that i don't know all right so listen so my i don't know i don't know what that was i saw it in the video i'm from a school of aids b's and c's you know deeds are bad esther bands so in my mind i'm like you got worse than that like you gotta eat i get five i said like how dumb is my baby to get eat almost punched my daughter on the forehead but i had to stop no i'm serious only reason i didn't do it because my son was like and he stopped me [Applause] oh my god out here in the jungle not even gave me fire give me everything that can kill me out here what don't give me fire don't they don't trust me with the fire so they keep the fire guy aka mr put out the fire right next to me in case i do something stupid with the fire all right this is no action come on yes seriously this is instagram's looking too what do you love about me i like that you if somebody goes hello he hello back like you're a good speaker backer yeah but uh you know guys you're going to see a piece of my butt it's not i didn't go full but it's just the top part of my butt crack it's confusing because it looks like it could be a roach or my butt crack but it's something it's definitely [Laughter] he loves the jungle bart he has remained the same you have remained the same you're a very normal person you have the same people around you and i will say that for for you i mean is this the truth yeah well i just said it i mean how many more times do you want me to say it first of all she doesn't want to shoot it she shouldn't have to she definitely would that's the first thing i mean i don't think that's good i didn't kiss halle bear in my movie because i didn't want to mess up holly barry's life okay that's that's what you need to understand your thoughts are oh my god kevin lips smelled like roses and cinnamon then that's that's best is that what you think your lips smell like roses and cinnamon 100 who told you that they smell like roses and cinnamon and cucumber watermelon what's the best way to get out of the dog house out of the doghouse slang that bee [Laughter] all right all all right okay okay we got two more girls right you back in there i've got one double apology here in cabo uh jumanji pressed to a junket with my main man there he is change when you wear a silk shirt call me kevin escobar no no no i don't know that's not what we're doing we're not doing kevin escobar no we're not doing that that's exactly what we're doing why are we doing that because i got on a silk shirt so what are you saying you got bricks i'm saying that i got bricks in the bag and i want to meet with you later but we got to get in the pool because i don't know if you wearing a wire i'm not going to pull it dude i'm not getting in the pool don't talk to me don't talk to me unless me in the water don't yell like that there's a lot of people baby don't talk to me okay it's wind when i got the wind blowing that mean i'm flowing it looks like i'm going let's do it baby hanging in there big fella i'm hanging in hanging on what do we got it's a lot of [ __ ] out here yeah centerpiece stop playing guys come on man we almost hurt the biggest guy in the room the guy i i can say in the top two most amazing people that i've ever had the opportunity to work with um thank you thank you very much no yeah yeah i got what you were saying top two nice i'll take it you took it you did i took it you just took it i normally took it i made it up uh no he's a rounded man just down the earth the first black bear i'm not talking about a newer black the first one and it's like taped up and he's like yeah he's like they'll never get me i was like who who are you afraid of what's the one that has a little crank on it will you get the on set with my guy man number one movie in america if you haven't seen it go support him san andreas man box office killers right here and guess what we're doing a movie together boom [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah look at this dumbass headset that the rock be wearing look at this [ __ ] look yeah yes yes oprah yeah oh strong ass att salesman you say the word spanish and we're going to do it espia hey [Laughter] yes oh wow what a shocker you're in the car again oh big bad wolf can't afford to walk cause he's so bad hey hey hey watch your language son of a [ __ ] look at jack eat your ice cream jack walking y'all you got a car look at it look at big boujee that's what they need to change your name too you get this piece of [ __ ] out of here there's karen and there's nick yeah and i'm driving walking welcome did you launch hey duane real quick you're on snapchat are you happy so happy to be on snapchat yeah yeah yeah central intelligence central intelligence yes uh we getting it in on a sunday man work work never sleeps which is why we up cow wake your ass up have done uh just so amazingly well and stand up you damn right i have yes so throughout my show i have a bunch of pointless fire like as there's no the best fire is pointless no literally it has nothing to do with my show like after a joke people laugh and i go get fire explosions i want to take a second to uh give a shout out to my co-star regina hall because um regina very very funny female man who doesn't like uh you know like you said it's a remake of the original movie about last night but [Laughter] i didn't believe you oh i uh i propose man and i can honestly say will you stop stop laughing no i was serious when i said that that wasn't a joke i was serious i'm happy though she deserves it because i can't keep just letting us walk around free that's not fair to her like i gotta i gotta lock this up i'm talking about my body that's what i'm talking about so um so we're at jumanji right now we're in the jungle baby come on there's kevin hart here we go there's a crew so crew there's a crew we got karen there's karen gillan right there we're in the jungle yeah here's a little surprise [Laughter] show them what i'm on show them can you yeah see that right there you see all of this here so don't think when y'all see this yeah that that i was comfortable with being this way for this amount of time i'm not we've been up here for a while oh wow yeah just just my back yeah i'm not i'm not comfortable at all that why we can't unlatch in between shots guys we can't unlatch in between shots i mean uh yeah the world what they're looking at this is what people look like yeah this is great is that it's really good guys i'll put up with a lot but kevin's in my back isn't isn't this what i was good this is good guys i'm giving this guy a major moose knuckle in the spine right now is that what that is we're here with mr nature mister i'm too cool to be [ __ ] scared you ain't scared of this [ __ ] out here nick that's good enough stop stop looking like a singer all the goddamn time that's a singer look right there everybody getting tired that's how i wake him up dj hey this my [ __ ] all the girls wanna hey y'all been around that it's way too quiet damn that 1 30 in the morning let's liven this [ __ ] up dj hit it [Music] still on the set my director get a little tired hit him with it come on jake that's right ladies i'm gonna take this little piece of chocolate and freeze it up that's right off the market ladies off the market we're gonna enjoy that you know this is the number one you don't go over honey well i'll just check out until the wedding yeah you don't think that's gonna work you're screwed no no budget i just don't want us no budget i don't understand all right i've no no you're talking to we yeah we're not married together anymore but what years i've been married we're each married we've been married for 21 years yeah holy smokey diddles [Laughter] wow and throw food at me which is never good you know it's never good i said who threw it you know you expected to be quiet so you can say some stuff to just look like you're about to defend yourself and he was like i did and i said well [ __ ] brother this was at a different time in my life sweet cheeks was a male strip club and uh i wasn't dancing right audience yeah you know i would basically okay let me explain it so the strippers and i was on stage one time and this lady was like pull you out and i said wait a minute man i ain't even about that i'm up here slinging these jokes i'm here for the joke life you know uh but they didn't want to hear that that's when it hit that i was really a sex symbol uh cause i'm like this is obviously about sex she's trying to get to me and she obviously wants your baby no i was like yo you know i'm engaged i let it out the way cause i at the time i was engaged i was like i regret that i didn't kiss her um i do a little bit because i was like that was my moment i should have did it there you go first let me go first you go first but i'mma guess okay oh [ __ ] why you got to make eye contact changing got to keep your show going we got some comedy and uh it wasn't really a good segue it doesn't seem like it would be it would it would go from the male strippers and they would go introducing little captain that was my name at the time but but there's some [ __ ] going on man you know i don't know how this is going to come out i'm about to [ __ ] fire that's what's about to happen man this [ __ ] is hot here you've never put this on a sandwich it's for psychos it's for people who burned out i see why i called the bomb that just blew up what do you say oh [ __ ] you say what between a rock and a hard place scenarios and you tell me how you'd look at it as glass half full sound good yeah getting boot off stage okay give me the water man see me over here struggling [ __ ] huh you know you don't kiss these lips and go back to regular lips these are these are some amazing kissing lips so i said i'm not going to do that to you holly i said i think it's the best that we don't cross that line because when you leave here today you should be thinking of good thoughts if i've known her i've known her for a question where did you meet her what do you mean where they meet you meet people around you go to these parties you bump into people you go oh my god i love you i'm a big fan then they go who are you and i'm like i'm kevin hart this is when i was nobody hey stop it [Music] out here my lips feel like they bleeding i don't know what's going on man it's called my highlighter running outfit right there you see that can you hear that yes yes that's incredible yes that looks very good man that's a terrific idea i am the opposite i don't know if you guys can tell but i'm dark skinned so when i when i when i'm running time i'm afraid because i don't want to get hit by a car so what i do is i find bright colors from the gym got your boy filming in the jungle at nighttime i don't like this [ __ ] i don't like none of this [ __ ] centipedes and all types of insects i tell you who love it kate you love this type of [ __ ] look at you i love it yeah it's like no no like my mom told me it was excellent and good but that just made me even more angry because i'm like who gave you all the audacity in california to change these things okay no no for years it was a's b's and c's easy geez nobody do that no no i'm serious like you got little cards that i can promote you know give me something that i can get out of cool i'm jumping out this bag on truck i'm serious george i failed twice in a commercial two times after something for the next party man in case it gets out of control i blinged out [Music] you

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Length: 19min 27sec (1167 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 15 2020