Jotaro Meets Dio (Comic Dub Compilation)

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[Music] all right holly's gone we can drop the facade fighting the moment she leaves my you wouldn't want to stress the lady would you what do you want do you you joe stars are so rude is this how you react to a friendly visit from a distant relative what's going on here you showed up at my house with my grandson and you expect me not to think you're up to something wouldn't you like to know why you two fighting aren't you two good friends mommy says friends should be nicer to each other uh children be a good boy and stay here okay i want to have a small talk with my old friend oh my god [Music] ask you again why are you here to see if you joe stars will be a threat to me after all jonathan was a meddling fool annoyance seems to be a heritable trait if you touch children holly i'll kill you don't threaten me you're lucky i've been amused enough not to cure you all yet and how dare you bring up grandfather jonathan's name you killed him ah yes his body serves me well though he's annoying even in death his body still seems to be resisting control but not for long you bastard why are you alive jonathan deserves to stand here instead of you oh i'm sure there's nothing he can do that i can't jojoro should be honored to have me as his great-great-grand uncle jonathan would have been a much better role model he was better than you in all aspects huh you i am far superior than that brute oh yeah prove it you going to regret this challenge dearly papa can you help me get the hot pot off the high shelf uh be there in a minute holly don't you dare hurt jojoro also dinner is at seven so you better get your ass into the dining room by 6 45. should poison his food [Music] up up you are lucky that i do never back down from a maybe i will raise you to become my loyal right-hand man just despite joseph with the judged up blood even if you won't become a stand user you'll undoubtedly grow up to be stupidly strong you could be very useful do you wish to die early awaken deal babysit small joe tarot look at this small pathetic baby [ __ ] boy my god look at him playing with toys there i could kill him so easily right now and i really want to huh wait a minute bog deal will use this to kill you in the future you dumb baby [ __ ] boy no no no deal is reconsidering yourself your [ __ ] early awakened deal dear son would you mind putting jotaro to bed please i have guests why on earth would i do that woman i am not your babysitter i'll make you any food for lunch tomorrow as long as it's not from humans holly give jojoro to me i can deal also i want wagyu steak all right sleep but what about a bedtime story no it's not bedtime without a bedtime story mister you have to read one you're delusional i'm not going to bed without a story so annoying is there a way to make him listen to me it's going to hurt just a little bit get the [ __ ] away from my grandson great grandmama you're older than grandpa joseph right that's right little jojo and why do you look younger than him you still have dark hair oh it's because of hammond huh harmon what's that it's like a super power gives you energy like the sun and keeps you young for longer joseph is a fool to slack off on hammond training i want to learn it well i can't say no if little jojo is so eager can i yay superpower years later jolene cujo some high schooler here is claiming to be a father and wants to see you high schooler oh no not again a teenager has no business here where are your parents i'm in my [ __ ] 40s and they lived happily ever after mommy yes why did you marry daddy because i love him of course because he's strong no jotaro but it's great for a man to be strong because you think he's handsome oh no no nothing like that then why what was he like when you met well he was very quiet even subdued in mannerism but there was a fire inside him he wasn't the strongest the smartest or the most handsome but he was a real good man talented he was incredibly determined and worked hard for what he wanted please go on a date with me and he wanted to marry me you have no idea how much grandpa joseph opposed daddy why grandpa didn't like daddy but why he didn't like that we live so far away from his home it means we can't visit him more often it didn't matter how hard grandpa tried to break us up though the more he was driven away the more determined he was in being with me and i fell in love with that quiet and resolute man i didn't know daddy was like that daddy's awesome isn't he daddy's awesome isn't he i wish daddy's home more often though it's lonelier without him daddy works hard so we can live comfortably so i am free to stay home and take care of you like this a lot of people around the world love his music and wants to hear it that's why he travels so much and he loves music too so please don't resent your father when you grow up maybe you'll understand i won't i want to grow up to become a man just like daddy that way i could protect mommy and everyone else i [ __ ] hate you if i have to go with you i'd rather rot in this prison leave me alone like you've always done why the [ __ ] do you suddenly care now like father like son that was the worst [ __ ] wish i wonder what dad would say jotaro please snap out of it it's me polnareff don't you recognize us jojo what's gotten into you i don't want to hurt you he won't listen to you he only follows my command tada joe [Music] yeah that's so crazy i know right excuse me uh the lecture hall is packed is the seat next to you taken of course not it's free thanks hi that's my seat where do you think you're sitting here there's more girlfriend brick she was saving that seat for me why does he have to make struck us over this are you trying to steal my girl [ __ ] off you want to pick a fight smart ass [ __ ] [ __ ] he's huge never mind [Music] you know even though i despise you i respect you jonathan i respect your spirit your courage your power you've beaten me and thwarted me numerous times you're the only worthy opponent i've ever had it's too bad then that you're dead there's no one like you out there to stop me jotaro cujo jonathan joe stars great great-great-grandson he's slider lives physically imposing jonathan was built like a fortress even joseph in his younger years rivaled his grandpa's physique this runt is a mere shadow how pathetic is this all that's left of the great joe stop bloodline he's got the same look in his eyes as jonathan though that sense of righteous fury thinking he's somehow better he thinks he could stand toe-to-toe with the world by yielding that sorry excuse of a stand that knockoff cheap imitation oh he's smart worryingly so high perceptive much sharper than jonathan he thought three steps ahead and managed to trick me at the very start even invaded my world of stopping time a formidable opponent but still he's no jonathan there's nothing to fear what what what what is this this overwhelming sense of apprehension this all-encompassing dread despair so suffocating one drowns in it like a pin of squirming slithering serpents writhing underneath the skin body coiled so tightly in anticipation of something horrific yet completely helpless to stop it terror that feeling is terror what's gotten into you young lady what's going on i'm what the kids call a himba shut up dad welcome home [Music] hey where are the other guys groceries uh they're sure taking their sweet time well i guess the weight isn't too bad have you seen the ladies here jojo i'm serious have you seen a more perfect specimen of nature i'm not listening all right all right wait jojo can you do that special trick what this one how do you do that not like that you idiot hey we're back okay come on jojo idiots i've always wondered dr kucho did you design your coat what do those stripes on the side mean ah i was inspired i guess by an amazing thing whoa it must have been something really life-changing huh hell yeah manta rays are surely badass man i wish i could be as tall as joe derosan this is so unfair why do i have to be so short same i wish i had grown up looking like dr cujo i need to bulk up you both are still young there's still plenty of time to grow just wait until adult the jeans will kick in oh man let me tell you something about slacks ever put on a nice pair of slacks before have you ever just put on just a nice pair of slacks slacks just the pants the pantaloons nice pair of slacks you know what i'm talking about just putting a nice pair of slacks on you're just walking through your day i love slacks god i [ __ ] love slacks what are we talking about oh yeah uh jojo years later hi chotro son hello doctor cucho oh you two are here early the door seems smaller than the last time we were here oh my god they're so wide we're bringing to you this morning on mario news network dr jojo okujo renowned marine biologist thank you for coming in good morning good morning to you why are you gay who says i'm gay you are gay right you have a girlfriend yes do you perform the uh natural obligations uh i'm not sexually active right now so what are you doing with this lady by choice by choice i'm just not i've chosen not to engage doesn't that make you gay what do you mean doesn't that make me gay i'm male and i have a wife hmm so who is gay hello little fellas they like you and they just run up to you you're a real [ __ ] magnet aren't ya i prefer this gun and what miracle of god will help you defeat me the one who's achieved heaven one second oh boys you called joe troson is this the guy who's been causing you trouble dr cujo be a darling and [ __ ] him up for me would you yes sir okay all right count close get in center there you go all right perfect say cheese cheese looks good now this is a great picture not too shabby curb your foul language great great grandson no descendant of mine will be disrespectful towards women like that but i'm really not interested yet they can't take a hint they follow me around all the time i can't catch a break they're so loud and they always argue and they keep clinging to me i don't like them touching me but they won't stop and it's not like i can shove them away either nonsense you must find a way to refuse those ladies politely i know you're very smart and resourceful young man jotaro and no scowling that's unbecoming for a young gentleman the next morning they're here good morning jojo morning hello remember be polite i guess i gotta use granddad's old technique run away ocean md the ocean welcomes you starfish anatomy the starfish's mouth is located in the center of its body underneath part of the sea star's mouth connects to its stomach and when there's food available the sea star stomach emerges from its mouth to eat the anus is on top of the starfish directly opposite of the mouth man mermaids must have the itchiest nipples though is that a relevant point i can bring up in my paper [Music] i have come to kill you show me your stance i just fixed the walls last week [ __ ] i have finals [ __ ] part 6 spoiler whoa looks really calm you really love the ocean huh i like the ocean too why it's so pretty the sunrise and the sunset at the beach are the best there's so many cool creatures too especially the deep sea ones they're freaky i suppose so why do you like the ocean so much totoro sun it's because you like transparent color isn't it well that's true i guess but it's not just that the ocean it calms me greatly the ocean isn't demanding doesn't expect anything it's just there a peaceful presence so blue so pristine so beautiful it's so vast and bewildering i can lose myself in it be a part of something bigger i don't have to think about being something i can just be the sounds of the waves are so soothing i can listen to it all day when i'm in the water i feel [Music] my word jotaro i can't believe you dressed so indecently out in public i expect better conduct from a young gentleman jotro being it again uh great great grandfather what the [ __ ] are you on about i'm already covered head to toe like a nut how am i inappropriate in any way back in my days for a lady to show her ankles in public is provocative perfect i wasn't and then i am pulled into existence from the depths of nothingness with an overwhelming desire to protect the first thing i remember seeing is his terrified face this young man he is my master yes it feels right i must protect him if he is hurt i am hurt if he dies i cease to exist if he is sad i don't like it i don't know if he wants me to be his servant though he is afraid of me i don't want him to be i bring him things so he knows i'm good things i somehow know he likes he called me out to help to become the pair of fists that crushes enemies into dust i was made for this for him i couldn't be happier come on jodoro he is irritated with them but not afraid he cares about them perhaps in time you will accept me as well i suppose the namestar platinum is fitting i can see why i guess if this is how things are from now on i have no complaints you're pretty cool for a stand my master can you say anything other than aura i'll take that as a no then spoilers jojo part five and six you really can't walk anymore yeah my legs are a total bust even with the prosthetics it's really hard but whatever you want can happen here it's not like physics applies right you can just will your legs to work no oh right because we're like dead and stuff okay here we go easy [Music] yo what the [ __ ] it worked great because i can do this now mild spoilers for part six boop what are you hiding under that hat oh that's what it is it's unpleasant to look at hey look we match um pretty neat right oh my god [ __ ] hell what happened to you you just disappeared after you went to italy your eyes are [ __ ] same to you idiot crazy story i'll tell you later but i got a sick scar from it we've got matching scars now same eye too i suppose the scar is not so bad no i think it makes you look badass even iggy grease i'm sure they'll agree too yeah you look like a warrior jotaro you've got a scar on your face like all of us now hey everyone it's been a long time you just had to go before me huh stupid selfish bastard put the flowers down here giorno put me down here as well hey jojo long time no see sorry jojo you never told me your favorite flowers so if you hate them touche so this is him the one you've told me about the one who sent koichi to watch me yeah i was really looking forward to our reunion didn't expect it to be like this were you too close yeah well i don't think it was ever spoken out loud but i really believe so we were very different he and i but complimentary we clicked well together he's the longest and closest friendship i've made in my life probably the same for him too the quiet reserved loaner he is i'm sorry for your loss how did he go god knows must have gone off on his own thinking he could deal with something serious all by himself and turns out it was too much to handle alone he was always doing [ __ ] like that you know back in egypt we fought this guy end-all dangerous fight but he managed to badly wound two of our friends kakuen and avdol we didn't know how to fight him and we were all at risk endo was about to finish off avdel and jojo just took off by himself drawing all the enemy's attention to him and giving us the distance to get to safety ran away to deal with end all by himself could have gotten himself killed buried somewhere in the desert without us knowing just to keep us safe that was the type of man he was he seemed aloof but if you got to know him and understood who he is it was actually quite sweet did you get bitten by iggy again what a dumb ass he'd kill me if he knew i'd said that out loud though man i really wanted him to see me as a turtle jojo would have lost his [ __ ] he loved the ocean you know you'd think he'd make an exception and take a shine to land turtles giorno i think he would yes god this sucks you know how long turtles live do you want to do something i want to see my body i'm afraid i can't do anything about that mr polnorev [Music] i can't believe you didn't recognize me as a kid how the [ __ ] was i supposed to know are you blind i had the same clothes hair earrings and everything look i'm [ __ ] at recognizing faces okay can you just let this watch out you okay yeah you okay too joseph joster oh what the [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] huh i see the world has changed again during my exile how many years have i been away you two what year is it uh 1989 you dumbass don't say anything it has been 60 years that bastard joseph joster when i get my hands on him who are you and how do you know joseph joestar jojo jojo do you think he's an alien he's got wings and [ __ ] no idea i don't think he's human at least and why the hell is he wearing only a loincloth that's what's bothering you it looks [ __ ] weird all right you're a [ __ ] idiot porno ref no you're an idiot idiot he's an annoyance but a true threat my nemesis killing him was meant to be the perfect way to avenge my men and start my new life though you will lead me to joseph from your attitude it seems you know him over my dead body suck a fat one [ __ ] face perhaps a warning will persuade you holy [ __ ] he's gonna squirm ow you little [ __ ] ah kill him with fire ah [ __ ] you you have the same birthmark as joseph you're a joe star it seems fate is on my side i can kill you and make joseph suffer or you'll lead me to him so i can kill him myself either way it's a great way to celebrate my return prepare yourself oh my god i'm gonna kill that old geezer if i survive this
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Channel: PARIS
Views: 236,059
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Keywords: JoJos Bizzarre Adventure, Comic Dub, JoJo Comic Dub, JJBA Comic Dub, Stardust Crusaders, Golden Wind, Jotaro, Polanreff, Jolyne, Dio, Giorno, Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Josuke, Okuyasu
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Length: 24min 40sec (1480 seconds)
Published: Thu Jul 21 2022
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