JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 1] In 6 Minutes

my name's joseph joestar and i'm a foxy grandpa now and you're my seventeen-year-old grandson gutturo cujo sir and i am mohamed abdul i'm your granddad's special friend i've come all the way to filthy japan because my precious daughter told me you're in jail my husband left me why are you in jail is it because you keep violently assaulting people or because you keep dining and dashing because you threaten your teachers with violence no it's cause of the ghost that's not a ghost that's a stand stop using modern-day slang grandad no not a stan a stand a manifestation of your spirit that stands with you it's also permanently replacing hamon what's that don't worry about it so what does your stand do thorny vines also pictures cool and you fire chicken and mine punches real hard this is [ __ ] i'm going to school my name is kakyoin and i'm all up in this nurse's vagina you're pure evil he's not actually evil deo planted a creature in his brain to control him who what how i could not have been more clear i'm better now i also would like to get all up in your mother's vagina stop talking about my sick daughter's vagina wait mommy's sick yes her stand has awakened and it is now killing her to save her we must journey west to egypt and defeat the great evil known as dio so let's get the hell out of japan your dedication to your daughter is admirable yeah i also really don't want to be noticed here joseph is that you something wrong grandad i've just had a bad history with planes no more planes bonjour i'm sick relief my name is paul raf and i whoa uh we're dropping the terrible accents but why because the other two parts took place in europe but now we're going through asia so ah no i get it now which one of you wants to job me i'll do it [ __ ] you thanks for pulling that thing out of my head do any of you have two right hands [ __ ] we caused brain damage no a man with two right hands killed my sister oh well my granddad has two left feet i can't dance for [ __ ] all right granddad do we have to worry about boats nah nah i've never had a problem on a boat so the boat exploded but that doesn't mean all boats are out of them so that boat was a monkey i blame you jodaro i think i like the ocean now that will forever be a part of my character did we pick up an orphan oh they skipped my shower scene good nobody wants to see your little orphan fanny welcome to singapore all right let's find us some crazy rich agents hey jotaro can i have your cherry no wha why not because i'm pretty sure that's how we get joe to cucho congratulations gentlemen we've made it to india i need to use a little stand users room who's got two right hands to kill the stupid sister this guy and now i've avenged my sister i have no regrets avdol's dead that cowboy shot him howdy and it's basically your fault uh oh can i at least say goodbye to no we buried the body shut up let's go wait something's wrong with my forearm yeah it got cut off no the other one you little [ __ ] hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal two looney tunes jokes so close together feels kind of lazy not as lazy as pointing it out [ __ ] can a car be a stand pretty sure anything could be a stand the sun could be a stand [ __ ] you cocky it's melting my hair gel welcome to my inn and make yourself at home you're an enemy stand user right what how did you the cowboy howdy [ __ ] you well that's neither root nor tuden you killed my sons sucks to suck guys i just need to use the bathroom it's literally been a week i think i'm going to die let's go everyone wait where's cocky i'm a baby stand user and when you die in this dream you die in real life elm street rules what if i wake up before you kill me dumbass when's the last time you remembered a dream for more than a few seconds after you woke up and that's why i already wrote something on my arm for when i wake up what the [ __ ] does this hey guys i found a genie i will grant you any wish you desire bring back little bush that animated comedy central show about george bush yes i loved that show but how would that even work today he's not even the president anymore don't care one another season hey i'm alive go you've brought my friend back to life that's even better than little bush actually we just lied to you to your face why to prevent deal from finding out i got us a submarine grandpa remember the boats come on jotaro this is nothing like a boat it's under the water not on top of it so it's a worse boat hold on a second i'm getting a call from your grandma susie q what up baby mama voicemail the paternity test okay well i've never met this chick before in my life i've never even been to japan okay this is ridiculous i won't stand for this i'm hanging up now not my fault homo destroys condoms uh finally got to use the bathroom hey anyone mind if i open a window oh polar f you french fried [ __ ] well hey look on the bright side we finally made it to egypt you're right which means we can finally meet the last member of our group and then we'll find dio and end this once and for [Music] and you don't think having nine more stan users based off the egyptian gods is a little much i'm telling you it'll kill people love this [ __ ] help segment the fights give them a theme but we already did the whole tarot card thing it seems like we should have done one or the other now it just feels like we're dragging it out yeah but it's egypt right gotta have an egypt theme fine fine i'll leave it up to you oh before you go would you like some gay sex pardon a little gay sex just a little bit i don't quite uh swing that particular way all right no no that's cool that's fine just putting it on the table or on the bed or in the back seat of my chevy well uh it's roomy i appreciate the offer cool cool cool so like how gay we talking hey nick it's hot on me you want to go outside and watch the cherry blossoms bloom dude we live in dallas the only thing the blooms out there are horrible allergy trees right 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Channel: TeamFourStar

Views: 896,472

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Id: nJaxyaOltto

Length: 8min 25sec (505 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 08 2022

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[u/Dalek_Kolt]

Can't believe Sean Chiplock played both Jotaro and Mista.