JoJo’s Stands I Could Beat in a Fight

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure has some of the weirdest abilities in all of anime so I decided to rank every single character to see if I could beat them in a fist fight I am five nine 155 pounds of pure muscle and today we're gonna figure out what stands I could beat in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure we have created a list here there are four categories no doubt I will win I am favored to win the fight they are favored to win the fight or I'm getting my ass cheeks absolutely clapped were they getting clapped by 90 of this roster for sure I mean you're not wrong starting off strong Star Plus next up starting off even stronger Joseph Hermit the problem with a lot of this list isn't the stand Powers it's the fact that I look like a fragile stick in comparison to the builds of the JoJo characters I do have a chance here if I brought a knife just to even the odds I probably could win if not they're still favored but I definitely have a small chance you might have a chance versus part Forge that's true actually the dude wouldn't even know I'm fighting him next up polar enough silver Chariot I'm gonna be completely honest here he's not on the level of jotaro I'm still getting my ass ran through bruh I'm gonna get trapped in half dude I'm not gonna stand a chance next up Kaku in I think I'm gonna put in the same spot as Joseph because Emerald Splash is a dog ability but it's an unblocked he is still built but he is skinnier than Joseph and for that I think I might have a chance here Emerald splash Splat mom next up avdal magicians red do any human beings really have a chance against a flamethrower no harambe the orangutan I'm getting my ass ran through again I think this is obvious but I want to make it clear that I am not getting my ass ran through because of his stand ability I'm losing because he's a orangutan Mariah so I'm losing for a different reason brother am I losing to Magneto no I think I'm favored I think I'm favored in this fight to be honest next up Oingo no this is my first W and I'm taking it next up I'm not winning against a gun and he's got Aimbot with it like I I lost baby 13. this is my second absolutely big dub of the night and I'll tell you why it's because I hate children I would have not fell for this that they fell for or on the campfire with this I'm taking him out immediately he's out before he even gets to my dreams Iggy the fool Iggy's a chat his appearance is misleading I could Mike Vick dog any day of the week the problem happens when his stand comes out I still think I'm favored next up Pet Shop we're gonna run into a different problem here it's not the stand it's the fact that he can fly if you can fly I lost these things dive vomit like 60 miles an hour I think I'm gonna collapse here but I'm gonna give myself the benefit of the doubt I could put up a fight yeah I lost little Darby I don't want to tune my own horn here but I happen to be ascendant one in valorant I think I could take this I think this is another W for me I'm running through this dude 1v1ning on Rust no scoping his ass with ease I don't even know why I included it looking at the part three characters I'm pretty happy I'm taking three dubs by the way if you've made it to this far into the video over like 90 of you guys aren't subscribed to the channel if you want to subscribe down below I also stream on Twitch too moving into part four josuke crazy doyman yeah I'm gonna be honest I think I'm losing to every Joe star except for Joseph okoyasu the hand though this man's deleting my existence I'm just taking so many hours this is the most emasculating video idea I've ever had koichi Echoes act three now Echoes one I think I'm winning I think no doubt on my mind I'm winning how tall is this he's barely taller than one meter I think I'm favored in that fight absolutely even with act three concern fine fine he's favored the hair girl I don't know if I'm actually winning this fight I would like to say as a male unfavored but in reality I'm probably not and that's my fragile masculinity talking Willie hates women guys got no no no no that's not what's happening here next up this is actually one of my favorite characters in all of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Antonio dude is a g is he winning a fight though no he's gonna be feeding me food that's gonna make me stronger just no he's taking me out the next guy we have is is the power line guy this guy I think is known as having the most worthless stand I think I would win Red Hook I hate this dude's entire look and unfortunately after saying that he's still gonna win this dude basically is an electric chair as an ability probably losing Harvest I just want to let everybody know that when I was getting the pictures for this video the code name for downloading this dude's picture on the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Wiki was just fatty I could honestly make him think that I'm his friend and the Harvest is not gonna do anything I'm taking the dub Highway Star I just want to let everyone know that this stand is the most underrated stand in all of JoJo's this stand is sick in the anime all you were hearing was terrifying I'm getting ran through next up Earth Wind and Fire the alien guy so the problem going forward with a lot of these stands is they're just so oddly situational he could transform into a giga Chad man as long as Earth Wind and Fire has not met gagead or Brian Shaw I'm okay I think I'm good I'm gonna keep him in the I'm favor next up stray cat one of the cutest stands of all time am I winning this fight as long as I approach with care caution a little bit of sneakiness I could his ass up next up probably the hottest character in JoJo's uh the rat am I winning this fight all sources are pointing towards I'm getting my ass clapped we're running into the same problem as Whole Horse he has a gun I'll let him win that's that's cool next up we have Rohan Heaven's Door I'm not winning this fight I'm just deciding where he's gonna go if you want to ask this guy to fight me four years ago when I absolutely clowned on anime I'm taking the dump but now that I'm absolutely addicted to reading the part 7 manga I'm probably losing I think we have the final member of part four curia okay part five zorno yeah another one yeah another one Bruno bucharetti dude all of the part 5 characters are gonna run through me I don't stand a chance let him on Zoom I mean God damn I let him out to me any day of the week though Lil bomber Aerosmith running into the whole horse issue I'm getting gunned down and it's flying moving onto a bakio Moody Blues his stand is kind of useless the problem that's gonna come in here is I am five nine and abacio is is six two I'm still gonna tell myself that I there's a chance the most I could give him is I'm favored so fugo Purple Haze you know I'm still I'm still definitely losing this dude can't even control his own stand what do you expect is gonna happen to me if this is a boxing match and there are people in the stands if this was Heaven's Arena we're all dead bro next up mister the gun thing again man like what the am I supposed to do I can't do anything why did I do this video prosciutto The Grateful Dead I'm taking care of my body I think I'm still gonna be you know I think I can still move around when I'm 80 years old so I think I have a little bit more time in the ring I'm putting him I'm favored next up White Album if I'm on home turf in my basement here I keep this at like 85 Degrees I might win this fight Dad yeah yeah because I'm coping so hard and this might be a Home Care fight they're favored we can't accept that I lost Oasis I don't think I'm losing because of this dude's stand ability I think I'm losing because he's a psychopath I don't know if I'm winning against a dude who can willingly eat dirt that being said I am tired of putting characters in The ran through category I'm over it I'm putting them to their favorite I gotta give myself some credit here next up we have Nero you know what I'm favored in this fight you want to know why because I'm iron deficient second last person in part five notorious b i g no I'm losing I was just thinking about like wow this fight ended in the anime they didn't even kill him he's still alive I'm getting clapped Trish Spice Girl if it's anime Trish I think I'm losing if it's manga Trish I think I'm winning hear me out she literally looks like a middle schooler in the manga and she looks like a 25 year old woman in the anime also she doesn't really know how to use her stand I think I'm taking a dub here I I don't care I'm taking a dub last up for part five diavolo okay moving on to part six Jolene might be the first Joe star that I actually have a chance with I think I could put them into their favorite like I'm not winning against Spider-Man honestly I could be favored in this fight she's literally punching meteorites in stone ocean can you give me at least some credit here like an ounce of belief in me Hermes I'm pretty sure the Stanis used like a total of three times in the entire show and I still don't really understand it as long as you don't get those stickers on I think I'm maybe could win I think I'm favored in this fight okay next up Foo Fighters again we're running into the problem she has a gun I lose against a gun every time diavolo 2 diver down his stand it's fire the the stand design is fire am I winning this absolutely not what I think is gonna happen is that scene and Hunter Hunter where liorio punches the ground and then it comes up and punches gon's dad in the face I'm probably losing but I'm not getting ran through but something I am getting ran through by is weather report he could just spawn poisonous frogs in the air I guess I don't think I'm winning this fight at all and it's got to the point where I'm getting clap category is just obnoxious it's gonna get longer because the final person on this entire list is poochie especially made in heaven like maybe White Snake maybe that's my list I guess looking back I am probably getting vested by Jolene we're just gonna put her in her rightful spot I literally only took eight dubs out of like a hundred characters that's horrible that's so bad [Music] thank you

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Length: 9min 20sec (560 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 17 2022