JoJoCraft | Episode 1

What the hell is this boring ass cube game? Are you trying to bore us to death? It's not boring at all... It's a quiet and peaceful world You just defined boring Didn't expect much from a hand f*cker We should've just gone out and kidnapped women... I love me some women kidnappin' But we've done that last monday Besides... I get to choose what we play today... Fair enough What happened to our boy Kars anyway? he's still in space? Yeah, I tried to reach out to him though... I've done my part That's a shame... I haven't heard from that b*tch for a while Anyway, how the hell do we play this stupid ass game? Like this... KILLER QUEEN! NOW WE’RE TALKING! TAKE THIS! KING CRIMSON! Where does my meal think it’s going? King Crimson You’re not going anywhere Killer Queen has already touched that hole... That was very fun! I take it back everything I said about this game Yeah, we’re sorry for doubting you What else can you do in this game? Where do I even start First things first, let’s start with crafting... Since we’ve got plenty of wood by committing mass deforestation If you put a log in your personal crafting table... You’ll get 4 planks And if you put the 4 planks in a 2x2 grid You get a crafting table! And what can you craft with this crafting table? The crafting table upgrades your crafting grid to a 3x3 So you can craft all sorts of stuff Have a look If we use some wood planks in this pattern You’ll get a total of 4 sticks And with these you can make all sorts of tools And these are the basics of crafting Budget Dracula Take this and gather as much stone as you can carry As for you Go out and hunt for more food so we wouldn’t starve It’s getting dark, we should get a shelter as fast as possible And what exactly are you going to do I, Kira Yoshikage, will start by planning the area for the house Let’s get that house built! Wai- Wai- wa- wa- wait So relaxing! Nothing like a hot bath after hard work. Right? Right? Absolutely Anyway, where’s did that hand f*cker go? Do you mind... If I join you two? Sure Looks pretty relaxing Why the menacing approach? I wanted to look cool. Anyway, I’m really happy with how the house turned out looking It feels like we’re in a luxury summer camp Isolated from all life’s disturbances I’ve never realized, why are you always semi naked? This? This outfit stuff is a family thing Huh? Family thing? What kind of f*cking family is that From what I know, most families pass on a business or money. But apparently yours passes on the will of stripper outfits to your ancestors Ey bro don’t talk sh*t about my family, the outfit thing is a sensitive topic What the f*ck is your family name anyway? Wendeez I wasn’t born yesterday Damn it So what is it then? What is what now? What’s your damn family name? Do you even know? Of course I know Who wouldn’t know their family name? Spit it out already! Well... My family name is- I’m saved Stop! Who’s there? What a useless place There’s no good loot here Yeah... They’re probably hiding the good stuff somewhere Hey, male stripper Where are you hiding your stuff? This is a f*cking raid! You dare call me that? Polnareff Did I touch a nerve? STOP! These men... Are big trouble... Their gear far surpasses ours It seems you have a smart person in your party How about you guys hand over the good loot without trouble This is bad Sooooo... what are we gonna do?! Should I force them to do it? Jotaro-san? DON’T UNDERESTIMATE US! SHUT UP! We’ll give you all you want WHAT?! WHAT?! ARE WE JUST GONNA GIVE THEM OUR STUFF LIKE THAT? THAT’S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! I AGREE! SHUT UP YOU TWO Think about this logically We either give them our valuables peacefully Or... They kill us and take it anyway Didn’t I say this guy’s smart? So... How about we stop wasting time? We’ll absolutely get revenge for this! Maybe in 1000 years. What’s... wrong?! And we’re here thinking you’re hiding like 15 stacks of diamond blocks You’re just hiding wood You bastard... Huh? What?! HOW MANY F*CKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS! WHY ARE YOU PUTTING COBBLESTONE IN THE F*CKING WOOD CHEST HOW CAN YOU F*CK UP SOMETHING SO SIMPLE YOU DIMWIT Calm down... It’s not that big of a deal man... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!? Nevermind what I said Go ahead and kill us This is pathetic You guys are completely worthless We won’t waste our time here any longer Yeah... Pick up the wood Let’s go... Wryyyyyyyy I can’t believe this happened! I think we’ll stop it here Let’s leave this game No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I’m still in charge on what we’re supposed to play today Besides.... You guys don’t want to look like losers and give up like that? No? I guess we’ve got to keep going then How do we get stronger in this game?! I’m glad you asked

Channel: BragonGod

Views: 6,027,110

Keywords: Dio, Jotaro, Jojo, JJBA, Jojo's Bizzare Adventures, ORA, MUDA, crossover, Za warudo, the world, stand, funny, anime, stardust crusaders, jojo meme, parody, dio vs jotaro meme, star platinum, Jotaro Kujo, Dio Brando, satire, vento aureo, golden wind, meme, Jolyne theme, Stone Ocean, Pucci, Killer Queen, JoJoCraft | Episode 1, Yoshikage Kira, Kakyoin, Polnareff, Diavolo, Diamond is Unbreakable, Jolyne Cujoh, Minecraft, Dream, Dream SMP

Id: G61ONwL5vh8

Length: 10min 36sec (636 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021