Ranking the Terrible JoJo Localization Names

welcome to the Jojo localization tier list where we rank the copyrighted name changes in jojo's bizarre adventure since characters named after songs and musicians have to be changed due to copyright we've got dark mane red riot Julian Magikarp use fly and me here to rank these sometimes amazing and sometimes terrible names on a completely random scale because how else would we rate them for the sake of time not every character will appear due to some having very minor name changes so if you see someone pop up onto materialist from time to time we'll just say King Crimson cut him out of the video because they weren't interesting enough also I only included a few characters from part 6 and 7 because my friends are less familiar with those and we mixed up Loggins and Messina so I'm sorry ok here we go my mouse is flickering on my screen why am I being told that means you're having a stroke toast welcome to the terrible Jojo vocalizations tearless we're starting off with the only person that was interesting enough from par 1 his name's Bruford but they translated it to blue third are we judging it based on how good I think it just should just be how funny it is ok whatever tickles us the most what it's made him blue like he's blue for duty was blue the whole time so next up we got Loggins and Messina their names were chased changed to logs and machinae wait no sorry there we go one of those guys there I think walks to see garbage logs isn't as good I think it's beat you logs is be beat here fine d dt r for logs machine I don't know how this guy is Santana and they changed his name to sam bientôt sam bientôt he's gotta be you know is chin is pretty sharp but his chin is looking pretty sharp I think I mean like Danny DeVito's name is like s here but Danny the VSA T they're like he's got good scores I want to hear a lot of syllables for the rest this is Donovan but for some reason they changed it to Donnell bang all right this is this is captain tenneal or as the anime might say captain dragon g4 dragon I like you a movie would be good for captain dragon Devo the cursed they just did a whole 180 and named him soul sacrifice really saying that's better than logs and machine i think d tears fine I'll put Devo the bastard aft though yeah and yeah just gets changed to in Yaba I think that's a solid that could have been any of the band could have been on you had to carry over what this next one's pretty good this guy's name is Steely Dan but I changed it to Dan of steel you can call me Dan Dan of steel no I wish Danny I have itis David have it be called Dave okay we've got two strong contenders because they have to go in the same tier lingo Boingo they goes and yada and moaned odd that is dumbest [ __ ] they both go into ft whoa after having an over Wilson alright for me it's only S&M and put those right right in the middle yeah I'm just I'm in charge of I'm in charge of this is a mannish boy and according to the Jojo wiki the official localization is Manny shoe boy with visible Bo oh I so you know they can't change it to song names and stuff right right this guy's name is Kenny G but they changed it to Billy gene which is a Michael Jackson song that's like a steer his name Billy gene they just picked a different I'll give it a high B just for being good all right set it up this this next band is called crazy diamond that changed his name to Ronald Matthews all right this is shining diamond worried enough to be a C but it's not good yeah it's not as good as logs yeah Adam heart father is just heart father a lot of the poor ones are just they didn't hook a word out so a lot of these are going in have all these are late night anywhere near blaring but how about Wow bad company being changed to worse come [Laughter] off the record I killed two people they can arrest in 15 minutes you can leave all right this one's pretty good this this is boy to man in the sub tiles it's boys man man but as good as good it's not as good as blue all right Pearl Jam tomato Paul Jam is pretty good I think it'd be enigma got changed they change that dimittam mysterious it's not funny but it's pretty good like I think it could go like low B it's a decent they did a good job with that one next up we have highway star highway gogo the stands name is Highway Go Go I think that's a good blow Dan steel did these are names or someone's like do we gotta come up with a name for this F on the spot like you've interned at all these like a mirrorless there's the anti-globalization team this guy's name is Devo the Christians like soccer like what if there's like a board meeting right and this is like a whiteboard and they're just like okay we got blue furred we got Clifford this is echoes they changed it to reverb next up is uh is Killer Queen they changed it to deadly Queen just to really get it yeah I have to show this image you know like halfway through where it's like um it'll be like the coin thing it'll be like jojje and the Lakotas den stats I imagine for this one it just goes Full Metal Alchemist Full Metal Alchemist Metal Alchemist next up is Aerosmith is lil bomber which is apparently the name of the pilot in the plane I I got you apparently the pilots name is not little bomber its mr. Smith the little bomber is still so stupid and funny that I'm leaving it where it is this is his baby face and they changed it to baby head something I'd call someone in a rage this is a new contender for s tier Coco jumbo was she was changed to Coco large that's the name of the stand Oh her gold experience they just made a golden wind which is the name of the end of me I think it's a sea you know it's good yeah it's it's the baseline yeah baseline right in the middle all right green day green tea that's an a is it better than Donalbain no green tea is pretty good okay hold on this is don't babe why is jumbo Stra climbs an sto large muscle pump Coco big Coco big would be almost as good as Bluford no it's no now we've got King Crimson and epitaphs which is emperor crimson and eulogy epitaph is the little thing on its head yeah little face yes oh yes to stance yeah cuz he's to be bow remember yeah oh my god little face on his head is the other guy oh yeah it's cool alright put it in the record I think it's like it wouldn't matter to see going the experience yeah cuz I like eulogy this is Kraftwerk and in the anime they made it arts and crafts this is little feet tiny feet I think that's better than jump okay I have a proposition tiny feet to s Coco large to top of a no okay man in the mirror got changed to mirror man which infinitely confuses me because of Billie Jean's I don't get it Oh because Michael Jackson only cut one of these songs CC for mere man average moody blues Moody Jazz me nothing's gonna top blue for apparently everybody I already forgot the McIntosh guy's name baby hair alright Purple Haze is purple smoke make it cheerful in no no shouldn't scum [ __ ] but still scum [ __ ] no you stood in this she needs retail that it didn't open her Sex Pistols they just made it six bullets that I like six bullets I give it my I think ARB like six bullets gives me this is a soft machine and they made him tender machine [Music] is what under boys man man that's Donald bang bang oh yeah dunno but yeah that guy hired us it name these guys we would have been just pick pick any character pick any character off this list alright alright alright beach boy blooper pitch book alright have a Pearl Jam in the words alright next is a Spice Girl which is spicy lady tell you it is a good like midday sticky fingers zipper man the dub actor to go zipper I just realized that I have to think about all these names in the dub version yes it makes it infinitely better yeah baby head coke Awards Grateful Dead is thankful death above deeper dump above above this but not as good as fishermen White Album why twice our ice yeah alright so now I I've got a couple of honorable mentions from part 6 and part 7 just because they're so first up limp Biskit is flaccid pancake all pancakes are flaccid yes so why would you use the edge it was a rect pancake you would get S Plus not enough flex it over the top alright it was a reg pancake is trying too hard I thought my favorite adjective waiter my soup is blessed guy thought the rest is off the record I'm pretty scary monsters and they made it frightening monsters that's what they made it really as much as frightening and then finally dirty deeds done dirt cheap is filthy acts at a reasonable price yeah oh no you know what it's not dirty deeds done dirt cheap better than worst company family acts at a reasonable price guys that's a blessing it's like he goes I think he goes above tiny feet I think baby it's pretty good so much all right is Bluford good enough to get his own team how dare you ask a question that the answer this dude just take all the tea but add three tiers above and one tiers above and in add three above it's it's SSS new I mean I need you to specifically add two more tiers above it then that okay and now change the names whatever you want now put one above image in zip five SS and put Bluford in bed waitwait and the Platts Placid pancakes and blueford [Music] put logins in a sharp [ __ ] and there it is the definitive Jojo localization names tier list what characters would you put in s tier should Purple Haze be moved out of new or stay banished forever let me know in the comments this project took a really long time to make but I think it's one of my best videos and I hope you enjoyed it if you'd like to support what I do on this channel please consider checking out my patreon the link is in the description thank you for watching and I'll see you next time [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 21min 46sec (1306 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019

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[u/NinjaOfWar24]

its fuckin BLUEFORD BABY

[u/MirukiBoi]

Epic video

[u/legobrickzz]

Zipper man? Fucking ZIPPER MAN? ARE YOU TAKING THE FUCKING PISS?