Why do people HATE JoJo's Bizarre Adventure so much?

I [ __ ] love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but there are some people out there that just swear they can't get into it I love the other parts but part five is and I was curious why that is attention citizens the main character in the show is not able to beat Goku bro what is the Dragon Ball fan base so I went through every single one star review on any website that would let you rate anime these are the best ones if you only want to see men's posing and have hype for this watch bodybuilder program why would you not want to see hot men posing booty not the best okay he might be on the wrong website don't know don't watch don't waste time Dragon Ball better there's a reason 0 out of four people found you helpful is the Dragon Ball booty better it is this is the typical Dragon Ball Watcher is it not bro half the characters have an amazing ass what are they on about can we talk about Joseph's ass like come on that's cake that's respectable the characters are dislikable okay I I don't even want to read the rest of this I understand if he's talking about jodoro there are some points that you have to admit the man is equivalent to a box of old flakes the music is okay I don't know if I can continue reading this give me the word imma sent this man on fire I'll find his address you're telling me when this comes on you don't want to go lift the [ __ ] truck that's all that needs to be said [ __ ] you this is probably actually a good show my former friend Donald recommended it to me but now I do not like him and we'll just never watch it this is all his fault Donald Pac-Man do not let this man keep this one star review on the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] bro it's so the plot seem to be going in the right place and I like the idea between the Rivalry but Danny was introduced Danny the dog he was kinda deal and simply wanted to say hi Dio instantly kicked the dog causing him to cry Dio then had the audacity to burn the dog alive I don't care about the sexual assault wait wait hold it back up like let me just sneak that in let me just sneak in I don't care about waxed anus what is this is this your Manifesto yeah I really just dislike Jojo's and you know them burning the dog alive was really [ __ ] up by the way I believe in white power anyways Danny the dog uh the main villain kills a very sweet puppy earlier like dude is this the only thing people remember there's so many more [ __ ] up things that happened in the show and people are on the dog you're still on the dog this shit's ass I don't care for a JoJo's reference this is so bad my grandma pee peed on the manga wouldn't okay dude there's no way these are human it's like Grandma pee peed on the manga this is the type of quality control we're getting in the Crunchyroll review section I can't believe some of these reviews maybe it's just the dubbed my brother in Christ we found your [ __ ] problem but the writing the acting is so over the top okay never mind it's the same way in both versions they make the smallest scene into a climactic event with the overpowering music and emotions that shouldn't be within a mile of the scene for a story to be good the subject matter doesn't really make a difference like if they can make stepping on an ant the most climactic and overpowering scene it's a 10 out of 10. I don't care that they only stepped on a [ __ ] hand it's amazing I can't read dub it I don't know how to read so please dub sounds great but can't read dub please I can just imagine this guy like completely flipping out this sounds so good I really wish I knew what they were saying art and animation my God does this anime look like [ __ ] what are your favorite anime's what the [ __ ] are these okay this guy really likes little little girls I think we found his art style preference okay more more uh little girls okay more little girls okay little girl and a boy this time okay well that's a good one star the fact that he knew muda and still gave it a one star that's hurtful filled with plot holes from the first three episodes let's go through these plot holes because I'm very interested to see them number one JoJo's is in a boxing match when he can't even hurt a bully with a solid punch the man can't have hobbies I don't understand servant doesn't check what he's burning and doesn't stop the fire when he hears noise coming from it at that point the dog is so badly burned like you don't you don't leave it alive seven years suddenly pass and JoJo was closer to Dio I've never heard of anyone getting closer to someone who's they killed a dog they love bro forgive and forget like this is how relationships work you gotta you gotta forgive and build JoJo let's Dio wander freely after finding out he's poisoning his father that one was a little dog that one maybe was a little stupid he didn't beat each other up for five minutes this anime sucks I don't know I feel like this guy would be better off watching like natural geographic JoJo part 5 sucks in my opinion cause it boring I love the other parts but part five is doo doo poo poo lakalaka is there like a age that you get to where they're like no actually you can't write you can't write reviews you have to be under the age of 12. bizarrely bad writing judges Bizarre Adventure doesn't have a story um yeah no I think it does there is no character oh there's there's a lot of characters there's actually a new one every season um there's nothing to be taught or learned from JoJo any of them it doesn't have to be like existentially taking your brain out of your body injecting it with truth serum like I don't know very trash the reason is very trash it couldn't be more trash than trash would be trash okay a lot of posts with phrases like this OMG JoJo best anime big man yeah why are all of these reviews like [ __ ] novels bro if you wanted to be a right later go right about something important attention citizens the main character in the show is not able to beat Goku bro what is the Dragon Ball fan base well you can't watch a show because you can't beat Goku what the [ __ ] is this are these real people these are real human beings it's like the chum bucket hats cannot beat Goku one star mid and Joseph is gay mid and Joseph is gay mid and Joseph is 0 out of ten garish art style confusing plot and fight scenes lots of screaming I'm sorry it's just not for me nobody show this man anime no anime whatsoever this guy [ __ ] show he actually watched the entire show and took notes he has a take for part three part four part five part five again why did you keep watching it bro amazing anime but misunderstood interesting and unique story as well as lovable characters and soundtracks but it does sometimes lack in the fight scene and draw conclusions to the methods of defeating the enemies the bizarre holy [ __ ] run-on sentence the charm of this anime this bizarre nature of the character characters more of the writer's thought process and actions okay so it sounds like he he liked it um he still gave it a one out of five he thought one is the highest this is the number one anime after reading hundreds of one star reviews I thought it was finally time to write my own I need to make good on my sins of watching this show JoJo bad do do Kaka loopy if you have watched all of it come join hands with me and cleanse your soul should I fix cleanse or should I leave it a typo I feel like that would fit in with the rest of the crowd but we're gonna leave it Danny needs to be brought back into the series or I will keep this one star review up for the rest of time don't forget to include something about DBZ okay yeah yeah that's good that's good Danny is the only character that could ever solo Goku Goku versus Danny needs to happen part nine must bring back Danny BBC's solos okay I've learned from the very best [Music]

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Length: 7min 50sec (470 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 03 2022