JoJo’s Stand SMASH OR PASS (But he's never seen the show...)

last video I presented my good friend Jack who has never seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with one of the most debated questions of all time smash or pass originally we did characters but now it's time for stands all right Willie I'm ready for this charity stream baby did you did you not get the memo oh wait are you sharing your screen first off star Platinum star Platinum damn them thunder thighs he's ripped he's yoked I'll start with a smash are we not concerned that his skin is purple are you racist all right yep smash next up magicians that is a brilliant brother you said you like it hot and spicy I was just giving it how you like it pass I'll pass I just want to let you know you said smash on a falcon the first time we did this it was a funny joke at the time next up hermit purple so where do I put my dick are you thinking about how you're gonna [ __ ] this thing so I'm gonna pass on this one it looks very painful hold up when I was going through your file I thought you noted very clearly masochist at the top I think this is beyond that whatever you're missing out next up hero Fint green I'm really glad I said smash on the first one because I did not know how disastrous these would be I genuinely think that there will be maybe four in the smash category this entire time in the question does the hole in the center of his chest open what do you want to do with that whole answer the question Willie no it doesn't pass moving on to the next stand silver Chariot can I see his face what does he have a face nuts that's the whole thing got a crazy pegging device on the right arm there uh I don't even think he could be a top with him I'll put it in a hesitant smash wow wow I think you're gonna like this one the fool I can't tell what I'm looking at is that a dog has what is going on here now you made the right decision moving on it was pretty cool that's what we're going for if it's cool enough to [ __ ] I mean if you like it rough he's more normal than what a lot of what I've seen I feel like I can't pass up on the opportunity let's let's smash I feel you next stop no pass get what the hell is that man I don't even want to be friends with it what would that mouth do you know what I mean like look at that goop you won't even need you still there was it impossible here listen I know that one went over really bad I have a gift for you on the next one I feel like you're lying strength ha that is a bone brother oh my God what is this is there anybody on board yeah I could show you who's on board what am I doing with my life is this a package deal are we taking this smash smash please don't make me say again with the passenger next up we have cream oh my God is that his tongue that is not his tongue that's actually the bottom half of his body I feel like I would die you'd probably die yeah you'd probably die there'd be chunks missing of you yeah let's pass all right next up is this a [ __ ] joke is that a doorbell it's an electrical outlet when you filled out the sheet and it said Kinks at the top you just circled the word Kink what can I say this is I think my personal favorite of the bunch so far the Sun how do I even go about this clears nothing up how do I even touch it it has a lot of sensory issues so it doesn't actually really like to be touched like that it much prefers emotional smashing yeah smash sure over like 90 of you guys that watch my videos aren't subscribed so if you want to become a Chad like Alfred subscribe today the next generation of stands part 4 starting off with Crazy Diamond whoa I know he's a [ __ ] look at his dick cover bro Bowman smash good choice moving on to zahando looks like he peddles Bitcoin yeah there's two versions of this next and I'm gonna show you the first one is Echoes act one you make it bigger oh yeah yeah here you go okay put it back get it away from me dude what do you mean you'd enter here and you have all of this real estate all of this slide what do you mean Ender here next up Echoes act three that looks like a child uh pass I really think you missed out on that one though next up Heaven's Door this also looks like a child he's not this one's not that hat looks sick so he can read your mind whatever you wanted you don't even have to say what how old they're of age they're of age do you promise are you googling it right now no don't smash that's pretty op I'm not gonna lie that is an ability you can't beat moving on to Killer Queen kind of like sexy cat Vibes you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah I get like the BDSM from the things on the war arms let me tell you it gets explosive in bed you said things get explosive but let's just say it'd be a bomb bed experience does Killer Queen blow up Willy let's smash absolutely W Choice there how much are you into like classic rock music I mean I like more 90s rap how do you feel about Red Hot Chili Peppers if you like their music then this is the stand for you [Applause] there's such thing as subtlety this is one that you should not turn your back on Cheap Trick like the band yep literally the only selling point here is that one index finger that'd be some crazy tip control say that again like say that out loud again you know where it's going that's what I've done okay moving on to stray cat Shane don't lose me here can I just answer and we can move on that's yeah that's the point smash okay now go to the next moving on to part five this could be the biggest smash category of them all are there any women in this no right okay on the chopping block golden experience oh my gosh we're moving away from the buff dudes very femboy ass I don't know I thought we were preparing for the future you gotta take what you can get here man you can't sell me on this one put in the past God I hated that sticky fingers that pose that opened vest that zipper that's definitely insinuating that massive [ __ ] behind it this is like a good version of the last one didn't smash it okay let's go next up Moody Blues whoa smash yeah okay I knew this category was gonna be a banger speaking of bangers Purple Haze yeah I'll just move them for you if you want I feel like he looks like a domestic terrorist is his mouth like sewn shut not sure why you needed a second picture on this though I'm afraid all right next up King Crimson ah dude everything is right except for the eyes they're buggy man I can't do it what about the second set of uh smooches on the top no it's even worse now like a paper bag absolutely not it's a whole package deal and you missed the [ __ ] out the Grateful Dead it's half a body Willy I thought you were into technical stuff this is more than that I bet the lower half is really squishy though yeah they wouldn't smash oh wait wait where's it going no oh sorry my bad excellent yeah moving on to beach boy I can't see him that well oh no no no it's actually just the fishing rod oh my God your standards are so high you said you're a fan of 90s rap I got you on this one notorious b-i-g what you're hurting its feelings we're on to the final five here you're actually gonna thank me for this one because it's the first woman on the list Stone free oh yes smash let's go damn that's the most resounding smash we've had yet next one also a woman kiss huh you were so excited until you worked someone that's confident about this one pass those antenna on top you're lost next stop Foo Fighters oh my God it is the amalgamation of a bunch of Plankton it's hot right I hate that I'm 50 50 right now oh okay let me sell you I mean look at these turbo booster thighs man yeah we'll smash I love an open mind out of you Diver Down okay is it I mean look at those titty covers is there anything going on behind the mask this is just one whole thing yeah smash I like the colors and whatnot dude it's actually so surprisingly even I have a pretty reasonable guy drum roll please the final one white snake oh my gosh hot it's beautiful that's what I'm saying yeah sure smash that's it should I try to even it out pick one from the past list that you're gonna come around to you know what I've come around to uh this one no no no no no put it back six back from the last oh this right there experience yeah good choice I'm so glad that you came around to that one I'm pretty happy with my choices quite frankly I think you left some good meat on the table personally I think it would be I think it would be more like yeah yeah that's that's not what I expected [Music]

Channel: WillyNordwrench

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Id: 81umLs0sjjw

Length: 9min 10sec (550 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 05 2022