Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle

[Laughter] [Music] take me to the river i wanna go i'll go take me to your river i wanna go i don't even know who sings that you don't know who sees that song leon bridges leon bridges yeah he's like a folk country sega black dude i think he's uh louisiana's where he's from but about five years ago he had a very popular song that was like a song that really charted well it was called the river that was that that was that song and dinner it is and then what he does is you wear jamie you know that dude i've seen him before i don't know but this song is like he's had other songs but for some reason this song resonated with a lot of people um in the country man it was like him reminiscing what um going to place what made him feel good in the river i hope when we go over to spotify we can play it i don't think oh i could take me to your river i want to go i'll go that's pretty much it that's the one part everybody knows it's acceptable now for people to wear like neck cart scarfs are you being insulted chips no not at all it's what are you saying no if you had wore that at any other time i'd be like what is on your neck and i would explain it to be a gator right a caterer i know what it is i know the gator is on this this is what it is you're wearing when you're sneaking up on animals oh they don't wear people well that color is not you can't sneak up on anybody okay pride well it's just gonna go isn't that yeah i guess that's a rainbow yeah it's not as traditional this is a liberal liberal game liberal gator yep it's accepted by anything gay people black people hispanic people i'm sorry no worries my baby mother asked me about weed jesus don't you don't like me because you'll like me why you keep blowing me up about weed you said you don't like she likes your weed i mean they like something man what happened to your thumb i got shot who shot you that's a question i haven't found the answer to really it was this [ __ ] happened so quick joe i didn't really go to get a good look at the person the person that shot me um not too many people around and witness it but i have the wound to show that i got shot what was the situation i was my dog you know i got a little i got a new zone he's adorable listen that's as adorable as a dog gets ladies and gentlemen look at that little cutie yo can you see her on on camera yo this is my emotional support that's maggie yeah that's maggie maggie come here sweetie come here maggie give me honey she's a dork she doesn't know what coffee is she like she don't know she know what weed is but she don't know what coffee is but i was protecting her some people were tr joe you want to hear the story about how i got shot or what yeah i was protecting her honor right i was protecting her from a hell of bullets it was a gang it was a lot of people i don't remember all of that but i got shot at my [ __ ] thumb where were you in the streets oh just regular yeah i was i was and that happens sometimes joe you put yourself hanging in the streets you put yourself in some unforgiving situations and that's what happened to me and that's how i got my [ __ ] thumb shot to [ __ ] off and that's the story i'm talking that's the story that i'm sticking to so you got caught in the crossfire a hell of bullets jesus christ 45 shots rang out really legitimately wow and this is the only injury i sustained i'm very very happy that that's the only injury you sustained you're not happy about it joe because when i love you come on i know you love me but when i told you i got shot you continued to question me about well danielle that's because you're donnell right but you continue to i didn't question you like i didn't believe you you did 100 percent you said it so casually that's what i said do you want to drink he said i can't i'm on antibiotics i said what happened i got shot that's it usually any of any of my other friends who've been shot if i said hey man what happened and they said i got shot it didn't just end right there they would say it's the craziest story ever man yeah but you know i'm away to the car and i had my little dog right i was protecting her and that's the story that i told but the thing that you didn't believe me if someone said he got shot you can't say i didn't believe you that's not true it didn't look the look of your face is like it's unusual the way you were describing it i got shot and then you wouldn't say anything more just like what's yours black people don't no what happened how'd you get shot well you remember i had a disagreement with so-and-so well we finally had an opportunity our paths crossed we found a situation where those energies came together we was like how are we going to settle this right it wasn't like that i understood it wasn't like that it was a okay and you don't want to get specific about details no i don't want to get specific i just want you to respect the fact that i got shot i believe that you got shot i do respect it i'm sad that you got shot but i'm glad you're okay i'm better i'm good so how is your thumb doing is it going to be all right yep it's gonna be good you know we got all the bullet fragments out of it you know we avoided the surgery so i'm gonna be good just gotta get the range of motion back oh that's real good they didn't have to do any surgery and tendons or anything like that nope i got lucky i have a friend who cut his finger on a window man and he never got his fingers back again his fingers are like this curled i know everybody knows a [ __ ] like that and we've all made fun of that [ __ ] we've made fun of the person that you know that don't have a thumb but i'm telling you doing this after me surviving this gunshot [ __ ] just butting in my pants become a task that i took advantage i took took for granted right the point i'm making is that you're lucky to have all of your limbs all of your [ __ ] on your body yep if you don't appreciate it until one [ __ ] gone well i think that's the case with everything right like we didn't appreciate how good we had it before the lockdown before kova came around nobody appreciated how good we really had it we was living in a moment we were all so spoiled we were spoiled by how good everything was but we didn't think it was spoiled because that was what was going on right until [ __ ] shifted and then same thing like you lose your thumb you're like oh [ __ ] you know i really do appreciate uh doing those three spots that night you know what i mean i appreciate the fact that i could just walk with my family anywhere and i wouldn't be judged i wouldn't be discriminated against whatever it'd just be like there goes joe and his family not just like do you have a mask or not right you know but i do believe that it took a pandemic for people to really realize what the most important things in life are i think so for sure i think at the beginning people were nicer because they were scared and they were like it was almost like post 9 11 feeling right like we're all in this together right that didn't last very long it was unrealistic to think that everybody's gonna be that way people don't get frustrated once also resources started getting low and people started realizing they're not gonna be able to work for a long [ __ ] time did you see the the governor got busted did you see the photos which governor governor california he got busted for what got busted going to a restaurant with 12 people no social distancing no masks all the [ __ ] that he's been preaching for he didn't do they were saying that he was in outdoors like his people said it was outdoors but now they have photos of it 100 percent indoors right they're all endorsed but the thing is the unrealistic part about that you know people got to push their platform this match has has been crazy but me i know it shouldn't be like this and i know it's like but what does that [ __ ] girls helping you but what does it represent when i see [ __ ] like that in a situation that no mass not socially distant i just assumed that they all been tested and they all have been in a bubble situation well that's because you've been in a bunch of bubble situations like right wait dave did the shows down in yellow springs you bubbled me first i bubble you here you're the first person you're the first person you didn't rape my nose you ra raped my finger i didn't do it yes you did you hired a nurse you made somebody do it you could call it whatever the [ __ ] you want to do but she worked for you that's true and you forced that that she had to do it well i just suggested it probably a good idea for everybody yeah but they but it was good for everybody and you knew that so we know like that's a bubble world yeah but it's not surprising that you see the governor in a situation like that because i'm pretty sure it doesn't send out the right message but i'm pretty sure that the [ __ ] was tested well that's what he should have said they can't say that because they're a politician and everybody go wait a minute if i just test people can i go to work like what dave's doing with all his shows yeah test people in the audience and you can have a full audience you can you know you have a bunch of people that are healthy you know you you you're taking the measures to create that safety yes it's a bubble here's the thing that a lot of people understand is that like you could literally create your own bubble yes like i know people in certain states you have to meet a certain requirement to be tested you can't be attested unless you have she starts showing symptoms but you can create your bubble there's testing almost everywhere there's an opportunity for people to get tested it's a little harder than that for most people because but most people have been stupid most people in terms of like just peoples of just your access to it it's not that common where you can go to a place and get a quick test yet okay so then what's the difference and i may be wrong that this may be my ignorance like california like i know the situation like at dodger stadium you know i'm saying like for the most part anybody with i guess a california idea whatever they can get tested no but hold on you know that takes hours you know those people have to wait in line for hours there was a line to get it done yeah yeah there are students [ __ ] if you have a job man if you have a job and you're you're supposed to be at work at 9 00 a.m and you you get to the covet thing at 7 30 and they tell you it's a two and a half hour line that's what it is that's the reality and most of those aren't giving you the results immediately not immediately but enough where you could if you got those results to say you get those results in 18 hours say you were going to play in a family function or something you don't do [ __ ] like you could do what i'm saying is like when the bubble the idea of the bubble first started starting with the nba you kind of contributed to that dave did it well ufc did it first yeah they did it and ufc did it first but he always thought like oh my god you don't have to be a millionaire to create a safe bubble for you and your family your friends right no you can do it now easier than ever before but the the problem with the governor saying is other people will let us make a bubble and go to work because that's what they should do what they could do is what we're doing here we're just lucky that podcasting is an essential business i think she's trying to jump down she's not trying to kill herself no i mean she's just looking over the edge she's my emotional dog i understand all right listen if anybody gonna jump it's gonna be me i'm in tune with her okay she's the most adorable little dog i've ever seen i've never seen a little dog as a puppy maggie river she's five months old she knows her biological dad and i'm her new dad it was important for me for her to know her biological dad because i didn't want her to come from a place with like mental issues and [ __ ] i understand she's in two with her mother she knows her two her brothers and sisters they have play dates she's but she knows she's my my little [ __ ] right now what kind of dog is she a chihuahua pit bull uh no she's part of pitbull that dog don't look like his party what kind of people [ __ ] the chihuahua a toy pitbull oh really yeah little ones she's toy chihuahua toys toy pitbulls are cute little dogs yeah she's ferocious don't let that [ __ ] sad eyes fool you have you ever seen a toy pitbull jamie i don't think so they're really tiny we know real pit bulls like the fighting pit bulls they were like 30 pounds they weren't big dogs the ones that they bred for fighting the smaller ones are the little little demons i don't even know if i can remember ever seeing a small pit bull yeah brian cowan used to have a small pitbull it was a tiny one and it was ferocious that's where he gets his personality from it's not him no he bought animals we went to a guy who raised them for fighting oh [ __ ] yeah we were like in our 20s but oh my god look how tiny damn that little [ __ ] looked tough as [ __ ] the black one look at this the black lives matter one side space oh my god that's ridiculous that dog is ridiculous see that's the thing that they do they take these dogs but they break their legs and [ __ ] like that right well no they just breed them they they do what's called uh like they they select right so like a dog with shorter legs they'll breed with another dog with shorter legs and they'll try to select for certain traits like i used to have a dog that was from hawaii and they used him for hog hunting that's what they use his family for so he had long ears it was a dog specific to hawaii yes yeah yeah they they they breed a lot of pit bulls in hawaii and one of their jobs because most dogs do they go get birds what the [ __ ] does hog hunting okay see what they do is in the real thick brush you can't really get to the hogs like it's hard to shoot them you with a gun like you're shooting through hundreds of yards of brush but the dogs can go in there and get them and they'll hold them to hold the pig so there's a style of that makes the hunting easy though right it does except for the dog it's not like the same kind of hunting because you're relying 100 on the dogs usually there's two groups of dogs depending on what animal you like if they they hunt mountain lions these they'll use a certain kind of dog that'll bathe the dog right obey the mountain lion and but if they hunt pigs a lot of times they'll use an animal that lets you know where the pig is and then they release other animals that hold the pig so those are the those are the pit bulls and then you shoot them well they usually stab them hand like up yeah it's kind of [ __ ] oh so that experience is all about the dog it's the dog is the one who did it and you just finished the job damn it's crazy too there's excuse me there's there's videos of it of the way they do it it's like and i've been asked to go on one of those hunts i'm like i am not interested in doing that what happens when a dog gets old do they like get new dogs but this is a this is a thing that people are doing for two reasons one for food right because this is the best way that they can get food like you can trap this animal and then that's that's how you're gonna get the animal if you just rely on just hunting with like a rifle or a bow and arrow in real thick [ __ ] with wild pigs you're probably gonna go hungry so so there's that and then the other thing is these are invasive animals like they're brought over to hawaii and they're wild and they have no predators so they have to kill them they have to control them so did they bring them up here to kill a species or something like i know that no no they brought them over for food oh okay like captain cook and those dudes used to do that [ __ ] they used to release ghosts i don't know cook i know captain crunch i know captain crunch yeah that's the cat i don't know delicious stuff yeah um captain hook was an old pirate right wasn't he cook cook don't say hook hook was a pirate too yeah captain cook uh he used to go to islands and they would drop off animals so that the next time they came around they'd have something to eat yes they'd leave goats on an island i think that's how the goats got on galapagos i think that's how they got on a lot of islands the these pirates or sailors would drop these animals off but meanwhile these animals destroy ecosystems yeah but you had some fresh goat when you have some fresh coat yeah [ __ ] the rivers they had a lot of turtles too they they killed off a lot of sea turtles because they would take sea turtles and they would flip them over and put them on their back and they'd be good for weeks yep they would eat them because you don't you don't need any they don't need anything like they can survive just on their back for weeks and weeks and weeks and you don't have to worry about refrigeration or them yeah but you can't tell somebody you're hunting turtles you're not trying to do that that's slow as a [ __ ] if you're like i [ __ ] stalked this [ __ ] and i followed this turtle for three days i think uh they probably get them on the beach but if you got them in the water they'd be quick sea turtles when i was growing up [ __ ] turtle on the road and it was always one country [ __ ] like this he usually was a mechanic in the neighborhood and he had like oil up under his hand he always helped people's baby mothers with [ __ ] changing their brake pads and [ __ ] just one of those grimy dirty [ __ ] that eat any type of roadkill and whenever we saw a [ __ ] a dear dead turtle or something we knew that [ __ ] was gonna be yelling out turtle soup yeah people that's like turtle soup yeah i'm not a big fan of it but i've never had it yeah it seems like it will probably be an alligator meaty meaty type of family alligator tastes good it is yeah everything tastes good when it tastes like chicken that's the reference for any thing it tastes like chicken yeah i have frog legs recently they were good you it's i've had frog legs before but trying to convince a black person to eat frog wear legs is a tough sale that's all order yeah for to get a black person to order frog legs off of a menu it's like getting them to say i want my steak uh rare it's always got to be well done you eat well done no that's what i'm saying i don't know but how do you eat your steak medium medium yup not medium rare i don't there's a lot of black people to watch this [ __ ] yeah they're gonna be like i'm gonna tell you when he changed when they started talking about blue and rare yeah when they was like when they started talking about blood that's when he lost the streets right that i could do medium medium rare i can't do it i would i understand i've had it like that but my preference would be medium yeah but the average you know circle that i grew up around my jiu-jitsu instructor eats it well done and when he orders it i cringe like machado well done i go do you know what that feeling is for the imagine the chef that gets the order and says two well done steaks at table 49 they're calling them every [ __ ] racial thing that they can think of that's the quickest way to [ __ ] make somebody order a [ __ ] well done steak and chicken did not enjoy it not at all did not like cooking it like that that's a weird thing like a preference thing like if you ask people's preference like it's not like you just cook it like if you order chicken they just cook your chicken they don't ask you what temperature you'd like your chicken breast but they know yeah well they just cook it right but even pork chops same thing right they don't ask you but with steak they'll give you options well why the [ __ ] are you giving me an option if i can't have all done you should just have it your way but it's just insulting it is but it's insulting like give the opportunity to insult because they do have that as an option have you ever been uh a certain way like judge somebody by the way they ordered their yeah i do honestly but but again john jack machado like i said i have nothing but respect for him it makes me sad that he likes well done meat i know this is going to be bad people like what type of brother am i but i took my sister to eat once she ordered a steak and she ordered it well done i said i think you should order something else i said i'm not paying for a leather belt wow and i didn't have to eat this [ __ ] i wasn't gonna do it i just felt [ __ ] up when you felt judgy i didn't feel i was judgy a little judgy yep i was like let that [ __ ] hood [ __ ] go is it but isn't that the only food that we have that with like cheeseburgers nobody gives a [ __ ] if somebody says how do you want your cheeseburger like well in the black well done in the black community when you say cheeseburger for the most part that's going to be well done yeah black people don't want to see the pink in it that's right they want they'll tell you all the pink out well you really should with ground beef see the thing with ground beef is you don't know what the surface area is when you're eating ground beef right they take a cows whatever and they grind it up the stuff in the middle like that could have been on the outside right so you don't know like when you get a steak you sear the outside you cook the outside there's no room for bacteria anything that could have grown on the outside is dead and the inside you don't have to worry about unless it's rotten that's why black people get their [ __ ] hamburgers well done well that's that's wise we didn't know it but that's just what it was for hamburgers you don't want to get food poisoning right yeah hamburgers unless you are right there when they grind it or you go to a top shelf restaurant where they literally they'll take a piece of chuck roast and they'll grow or even flame and yawn like some of them do it with like uh if you get a burger that's ground out of philly young you're in the right neighborhood you're in the right neighborhood they usually add fat to it believe it or not to make it juicy yeah to make it juicier what is it with white people with blood though i don't know i mean like like i know this white people get a kick out of like the rarest they can order their steak like the blood part of it like yeah you know what rare is weird when somebody orders rare or you know what blue you bit you proud of the blood joe no every time you post the elk picture it's like you you can't just show the meat you want [ __ ] to see the knife and you do your picture joe it's it's like you waited for the blood to sweat at a certain temperature you know when it looks the bloodiest and that's the shot what i'm trying to do what i'm trying to do is show that it's cooked perfectly that's medium rare with respect for the meat when i do it i use a thermometer i mean i do it nice and slow and i know you know how to cook don't get wait wait a minute don't get me crazy wait a minute just trying to explain something wait a minute joe what you're a man of wilderness yes right and all that you're well respected right look at that though yeah look at that joe look at that perfect look at that that's perfect it doesn't get better than that but you're proud of the color of it because it's perfect it's perfectly cooked but it looks bl it's like what is it it's elk that's elk that's super athlete i argued with someone because i told them that you like elk and i could make elk and they were like this but they're like papa makes it the last time i spoke to you about uh me cooking you were very condescending that's not true yes you were you're making no i said it the same way i said you got shot no okay i said you can cook yeah and you're it's not condescending it is but the way with that the way you looked at me you looked me up and down you judge me that's the difference joe that's the jiffers what i said i could cook elky let me see what i've heard let me tell you whatever i heard you cook really well i heard you have amazing barbecue skills that could be quite borderline quite a few people that could be borderline racist that could be borderline you said barbecue you like i said barbecue is one of the most complex forms of cooking i know but you guys are careful you're doing it slow too much you [ __ ] it up too little you don't do it right and then you it's hard to put it back on because it hasn't been sitting at the same temperature the entire time that's the art of barbecuing but when i hit barbecue i think about the barbecue i understand like the black barbecue i understand like the frankie beverly and the whole thing it's a whole production not just one piece of barbecue that's what barbecue in texas is mostly white people i think and i you know my own personal experiences i will say this white people can [ __ ] smoke some meat they know how to do it here i'll tell you that daddy when i first got i think it's a place called blacks i don't know if you found the favorite terry blacks phenomenal didn't that that franchise didn't they break up like yes they broke up they used to be with the family and then the the sons started on their own started playing literally they had some issues i don't want to air their dirty laundry on the podcast right but uh the science somebody stole it something happened something happened somebody gave up the secret these pla people terry black's in town has only been open since 2014 i believe and it it feels like a place has been around 100 years i mean they got it dialed in that barbecue's off the hook think about it they have to have it dialed in if if they came up generations and generations yeah they're just putting whatever the recipe is whatever the love is i know they make their own they make their own smokers they use giant propane tanks and they make their own smokers oh maybe that's what i enjoy next level yeah white people level of barbecuing when they start doing the machines and i should say they hire someone to make their smokers but they get this dude to make the smokers out of propane tanks they're not buying like a big commercial smoker they're having this commercial smoker made they give us a game bro they did an amazing job they wanted it to their specifications and those those uh propane tanks are thick as [ __ ] it's heavy duty man where's the wood well you cook with wood the wood is an offset you know those smokers work right so you have an office a firebox the firebox is over on the side and they're constantly checking the temperature and opening the flues make sure it's at a perfect temperature and then you got the smoker which is off to the side and they're moving meat around because it's hotter where the air comes right out but they've got the really well ins oh my god they got it dialed in their brisket is ridiculous it's so good that's the what i'm talking about that [ __ ] melts the amount and it's don't come off bloody like that it's a different kind of animal that's that's that's elk i mean you could have elk and you could do it that way they cook the neck meat that way my friend john dudley wearing elk yeah neck meat because the neck meat is very strong and dense because elk has giant antlers right so elk's carrot it's like it's doing weights with it but elk doesn't have no fatty it's no fat no fat no fat no fat there's a little bit of fat on the outside of them but there's no fat in the meat at all it's a totally different thing so you got to kick it slow so if it's anything other than that like medium rare like that it's gonna be dried out right you want it just cooked slowly and seared on the outside so like i take a totally different approach if i'm cooking like a rib eye from a cow versus an elk steak completely different way of cooking i know that because you never post regular steak pictures it's like i'm i eat regular no you don't you don't never you [ __ ] once you did your [ __ ] first elk your regular steak pictures was just dead man well they're not as interesting to me regular steak is great i'll cook it i'll eat it but the elk is like i have an intimate relationship with that everyone knows that of course they do i mean even when i tell people i'm gonna do your show they'll like take a bite of the elk for me i'm serious man it's like yo you done some cool [ __ ] they see you do a lot of cool [ __ ] but they've never seen you and you told me do i really want elk and i was like yeah but um if i had i was in the hospital recovering from an injury so i couldn't get here the way i wanted to that's a a a lucky injury in the sense right like i mean all the things that could have gone wrong with your thumb not even need surgery right able to get the bullet fragments out i mean that's that's how i run my life man i try to make it easier as possible anybody else could have [ __ ] had this injury and been [ __ ] up if the pandemic can't stop me neither can this [ __ ] thumb man yeah how does it feel i know it's a crazy question you get it all the time from being from a place like you were saying like what we took advantage of yeah and one of the things we never took advantage of stage time because we always did it but not having it accessible to you all the time how does it feel here with not being able to like you know what i'm getting ready to go do like [ __ ] three spots and hammer some [ __ ] out real quick well i haven't done that since march you know since uh the store closed down there was no comedy at all in l.a so it was right it was a whole life shift um the only time i did it on the road was july and in july i did four shows of the houston improv i had a great [ __ ] day just left here man great place it was did you feel i know this sounds crazy i know we're gonna get through some mag [ __ ] mask [ __ ] story whatever but it's a club that had a certain capacity now they got to trim it down to meet whatever the mandated but people were in there temperature check they were in there yeah i know this sounds crazy some people were mass some people didn't have mass and i think i'm not mistaken they sell a ticket as a group right i don't know if they're doing that now but they're doing that a lot of places and it's like you feel good about it yeah you know but then it's like people take away from that feeling because it's always somebody like where's the mask where's the mask right there there are people that are rightly upset at people taking risks because those people that do take risks could then get sick and if they're irresponsible enough to take a risk and get sick they might be irresponsible enough to go out and mingle with people when they know they're sick but some people like that some people are selfish you know that right i know that yeah so you have to be and then they could even give it out when they don't know they have it but be asymptomatic but then at some point don't you have to be selective about the people that you and yeah gage don't you have to be selective on the chances this is my frustration i'm not a mask or a non-masker like people make the argument but what if i'm in the what if i go to the grocery store and i have my mask on and there's this old lady that doesn't have her mask on then i don't think you should go places where it could be people that don't have their mask on shouldn't you order online or something just don't get in that lady's face and you're gonna be fine it's it's man i don't think you should tell some old lady that she has to put a mask on i ran into old lady at the grocery store she didn't have a mask on i was like all right what are you going to do she's old man i mean this lady she probably feels terrible breathing through the mask feels like she doesn't have much time to have an asthma attack she had one on but she was doing this [ __ ] i got into the argument up yo that chin i get yelled at i went to a grocery store i'm getting a couple of items and i had my [ __ ] mess and joe when i tell you the tip of my nose was showing the tip right here you got mad and this ladies behind plexiglass she had sanitizer she was squirting the registers down every minute she had a mask everything and my [ __ ] went right to the tip of my nose she was like sir sir sir sir you gotta put your mask on you gotta put your mask i'm like oh i'm sorry okay then i gotta pay i do apple pay but to get into my phone you gotta open up the phone with my face yeah so i put it down sir i'm sorry i'm like i'm trying to pay i gotta log in my face she was like well you can't do that in here right you can't use apple pay i can't show my face to open my phone you gotta use samsung pay that you let you use your fingerprint time to switch to android i don't have an android i don't have it that's very evil for you to end another i know but i wouldn't talk about your [ __ ] phone joe why is it evil because it was the wrong time [Laughter] it was the [ __ ] wrong time and the thing i was making so i had to hide you guys this is a sorry this is what i had to do joe i had to actually stand leave the register go to where i could do outside yeah show my face over my phone and i went to pay and then when that happened i could have been pissed but i couldn't be like you know what i'm just never gonna go to that store again well it's just a lady working though just put the mask over your nose i'm not gonna put myself in a situation where i can get frustrated i didn't it was just for us is there interesting for apple pay but you already arguing with her right is that part of the problem i never said i was arguing so she was already telling you put your mask over your nose so she was at a heightened state of awareness frustration yeah but she also i don't know it was maybe you know what it was me i didn't see that energy around anybody else perfect time to use the black card i'm not going to do it it's not it's the nose card she saw your nose and she's some people are just like real sticklers for [ __ ] you know bridget fedesy no comic from l.a writer she told me she was walking on one side of the street there was a guy across the street on the sidewalk on the other side yelled at her put a mask on let me tell you something this argument i know it's for safety and everything i know it's for safety and what the lies we share and all that but for some people it's a perfect opportunity to be an [ __ ] exactly it's like and that's the like the fine line is like do you really care about this mass or you get to either it's discrimination against mass people and no no mass people it's just people have an opportunity to tell people what to do they get mad they do yeah they're like you want to hear to it then they get mad because you're not listening to the rules [ __ ] it right well that's why people are particularly upset at this gavin newsom [ __ ] because he's been the one telling us you can't have large gatherings for thanksgiving stay home social distance wear a mask in between bites of food right this guy's been saying all this [ __ ] and then he's doing now you go see him eating at a restaurant so does that mean do we believe everything's what you got so that's a perfect example of you know a lot of things are uh motivated through politics and looks you know i'm saying everything you see not what it's not really what you think it is so how much uh how much are you going to put into a person like what their thoughts yeah not much what kind of person wants to do that that's the problem what kind of person wants to be a governor they're not normal and you didn't care until the pandemic when the pandemic rolled around you realize oh the mayor matters it really matters who you know i think a lot of them like like have dreams of a certain amount of fame and want to be superstars yeah because even though you say you do it for the people you have to be likable or have some type of personality to connect with these people and you're cultivating your act they have an act too 100 they have an act that's different than our act our act is to make people laugh their act is to get people to think that they're the person who's got the solution there's our leader is to lie yes a hundred percent david you know what joe we're going through with all of this [ __ ] and even with this last election whoever you decided you liked appreciate whatever it was just so weird thing going on it was a weird thing going on and i was watching one of david goggins post and i have to say david gagas i've never seen nobody have worse feet than my feet oh his feet are broken down but he just got done running 240 miles i know he's going to defend that i was going to say the same thing joe i know you're going to say but what has he done with your his feet and what have you done with you so i know you were going to be like you know how many mountains those are [ __ ] rock blisters yeah legitimate i knew he was going to say that and that's the point i was going to make it there's a point i was going to make he said everybody uh yeah jesus christ look at those big toes yeah those look like crate like they've been through that is hilarious those that thing on the left he showed me that if you cut out like the right foot's big toe that right foot's big toe if you showed me a photo of that and didn't show me the rest of his foot i'd be like that's like a snail or something people would say if you do that people say that was my foot that's a mars or mars rock but like just zoom in on just the toe don't show me anything but is right toe that's a rock from mars that's that's not real but that's [ __ ] a lot of miles joe that's a brain of steel that man has a brain of steel that's a lot he he knows how to force himself to do [ __ ] that hurts that's what he was saying he said and then whatever it is he one thing about him he always has to remind you that he was a fat piece of [ __ ] yep it doesn't like that's got to be fat must be the number one motivated thing for that toe god damn so if you didn't see the rest of it you'd be like what is that oh that's a rock somewhere that's on another planet it's a satellite that's a satellite photo white people y'all groceries that's a satellite you want to see blood and plus come out of that [ __ ] i know you think like jamie go closer but the point he made son he said he said everybody i i used to be a fat piece of [ __ ] yeah he was 300 pounds yeah with 300 when i was a piece of [ __ ] everybody's looking for i need to answer with this person i need the heirs that person but [ __ ] it why don't you be the answer for yourself yeah that's that's i know people like well that's easy to say but why not find the answers you need in life through yourself right and through what you do your hard work and impr and the type of person and type of human type of father you are that's why people like kim are so important because he'll tell you what people like him are so important because he'll tell you he used to have no discipline right so like look at him now this is not something he was really i gotta interrupt it's afraid he said this is because i was having coffee with dave today and then he said that about you because i was talking about uh i can't drink no [ __ ] with my antibiotics when i got shot and everything and then sometimes wait we talked about you and then and that's what he said he said i [ __ ] love and respect his discipline i do have some of that yeah but i'm lazy too man i force myself in all the stuff that i do yeah but you get challenged by something though something kicks you in the ass yeah well i don't i don't like falling i don't like not doing what i'm supposed to do so i forced myself to do what i'm supposed to do but it's never easy it's not easy you know it's like i always would think of disciplined people as being like uh there was no wavering they just got up and did it but that's the other thing goggins tells you you know sometimes i'll stare at my shoes for 30 [ __ ] minutes before i put them [ __ ] on yeah cause you want to get rid of look at the dumb ugly ass goddamn son goddamn that's not what he's talking about though he's talking about i just i opened up my own store right and after i just saw david garga's feet you got to help me get that look at that [ __ ] i know we sold candles no son you don't know about that yo son that is joe put a little on your hand please put a little on your hand it smells good that [ __ ] is vegan it's all natural it's fire son hmm that's what he can watch what i say son watch what i say nice watch how long that [ __ ] lasts yo okay it feels good i know it sounds weird look at that [ __ ] smells good i just got this [ __ ] raw edge the ingredients are all on the back i know you don't got your glass you have to read it but it's like type of oils and coconuts i've never heard of in my life coconut coconut or google all the black nuts cbd son feel me i don't know what this stuff is we're not mongongo oil google it googling and mad rich plant butters good man yo you laughing son you're laughing but that [ __ ] is fire son i'm just laughing erica do put that [ __ ] on right i love it eric about do put that shirt no that's you son oh thank you listen every eric about badu put that on son and she started rubbing herself real real slow she hadn't been on a big pandemic in a while and she was like um she was like is it edible wow she really high are you disrespecting my product or you know if i was thinking about taking cream and eating it i'd probably have to be pretty high um certain people react to things differently joe it does smell like food though it smells like a delicious but wait but wait to it's like it's like food it's like food for your your but your body is eating right now and 100 milligrams of cbd yup look at that mango oil there it is right there cocoa butter we got all the nuts look at this when did you start this business how long i started i've been working on the formula for two years scroll down look at that i know that's my why does it say too classy because that's fulfilling ashy to classy that's the feeling you have look at that i like the sparkle the thing about it joe i've been ashy my whole life right you know that everybody know it and for years people like you should do lotion you should do lotion i'm like man it's it's kind of corny i mean it could be a the novelty b could be funny yo she larry got his own lotion and i was like [ __ ] that [ __ ] then i met with this young lady and she's like a chemist when it comes to this lotion [ __ ] and we started working on it and then when i when i finally tried what was the end product i was like this [ __ ] really work like it really works and it's good it sounds like it's good for your muscles too if it's because it's good for everything your hands are going to thank me later i believe it what is the name of the website donald rawlings that's where you can get it okay this is one thing that came out of this not just for me joe for a lot of people think about this a person that makes their money on the road a road a real road coming this happened to me 95 percent of the money that i make is on the road 95 of the shows i had are done so only thing i have from what i usually make is that five percent and i didn't enough for [ __ ] right and even though you could have some money stacked up or whatever you still gotta you gotta ask yourself what the [ __ ] is gonna be the pivot i don't think the pivot's gonna come for a long time either in terms of us being able to get back to work no no no we about to go next summer next summer you think joe donnell i'm not trying to say i don't believe in corona right now but we are on the track of not just deadness [ __ ] but being able to have it under control we're about to get to the point where people are going to uh have more social security you know what i'm saying just think about think about the progress we made in a year from when this [ __ ] first happened you take a corona test you had to wait like seven days right think about it when we first went first hit we had like oh my god it was so scary so scary and then all these ventilators ventilates ventilators but if you know now since when the pandemic started yeah we still losing people but you don't hear that ventilator talk too much no more well ventilators are actually a bad idea now they realize my point you know what i'm saying i figured out a lot i did a whole podcast yesterday on covid with uh nicholas christakis from yale cover [ __ ] he believes that is a real problem yeah for sure you don't i believe it but i believe it's controlled controllable it is controllable um i think there's it's a multi-faceted problem and i think we're only handling one aspect of it which is keep people from working keep people home keep people away from people no you can't do you're treating people like their children you got this is what you got to do you got to let them go outside that's what you got to do we're going to have more creative ways to make money like yeah think about the comedy scene when we thought like the only place to tell jokes was on the stage and i was i had some resentment towards some of those outdoor events the parking lot [ __ ] first time i saw one of those parking lot shows with horns i was like never give a heckler an instrument to [ __ ] your show like there's no way i'm gonna these [ __ ] don't like me there's no way i'm gonna be yeah but people are happy to be out man it's a different experience that's and then the point i always make is like you you could suppress people you can call them down for a certain amount of time period time but after a while you're gonna have to figure something out my point i was gonna make something they're only looking at one side of it they're not looking at telling people how to be healthy there's no talk about that [ __ ] yes [ __ ] that's what's up right son you're a strong [ __ ] all your [ __ ] are strong jamie might be the least strong out of everybody excuse me stop just saying like man jamie i'm not saying you not strong son i know that's what you just said though yeah but you're completely like tony i'm just saying yeah okay or red band oh yeah i didn't forget about it yeah you listen he's got a oh yeah he's got a deadly three-pointer and he runs like jamie's in shape that's black shape that's possible that's black people's shape he does pull ups that's black people shape run play basketball and pull ups and push ups you do like the jail work outside jamie's actually in good shape i know i believe i'm sorry james i didn't mean to offend you i get it he's back dude it's impressive like rain man [ __ ] no no no you can't dunk working on that [ __ ] he's hitting three-pointer after three-pointer like rain man there's something weird about him like he's got like he might he might have a wire crossed in his brain i didn't know you was nice what i'm saying is to go back to your point joe is everybody's talking about the end of corona like don lemon man don lemon man ah dawn limit so four years for four years straight he complained he was mad at donald trump for four [ __ ] years yeah four years and i was like man if donald trump wins his election don lemon is gonna jump off the cnn building do you remember all their faces when he won last time when they won in 2016 they were all so depressed yeah tapper and all those people on tv just like [ __ ] i can't believe this yeah but here's the thing joe i'm like i don't think you're supposed to do that if you're doing the news you're doing commentary you can do that i think if you're doing the news you're supposed to say the news joe let us figure it out joe donald joe that's why i do subscribe to notion that fake news like to be honest it's all fake it's all of them are fake it's all fake and this is what i did what i keep on telling people is like how i know you're upset but when you're like you you're it's all personal like everything history to the heart like well that's where it gets weird those two guys chris cuomo and don lemon both of them they do this editorializing and this like it's it's almost like they're doing a podcast and their opinion is all in it and their opinions in it but it's also it's on the other side too but it's scripted yeah and they're doing it on a news channel there's a lot going on there but that's why if you don't here's another thing about the media if you didn't understand whatever party you agree with whatever that if you don't understand how easy it is to manipulate the media joke it is so so simple to manipulate the media to manipulate the media and the people to listen to it well that's what manipulate people what do you mean by manipulate the media but like you could create stories you could create stories you could make things happen i got shot [ __ ] i see i got shot my [ __ ] thumb that's what i heard and a lot of people don't believe me well i believe you i don't believe that you believe me [Laughter] that's what i believe [ __ ] that's not convincing but the point i'm making is like when i got when i first got shot joe i posted on instagram i didn't want to post an instagram because i know that i didn't want to get no war in the streets going on people like going out looking for the person who shot me my thumb so i kept it to myself it didn't really bring it to me people's attention i posted one picture of me in the hospital everybody's like you okay you okay they don't know how what i got shot for but they're just they instantly got connected to that story did you ever think of not posting it i did what made you decide to post it the world needs to know the world need to know some of the gigs i had to postpone when i was locker shot up not locked up and you know what i'm saying it's like yeah i wasn't ready to share to the world then i didn't know how my friends were going to take it okay then i wanted to be transparent to be honest i let them know i got shot that's what i did you know i see you feel like you still don't believe me i do believe you i think you're just looking for a very specific reaction from me i gave that up a long time ago i gave up i was like whatever that was what made me nervous the first time i came up like what the [ __ ] do i say say what you say [ __ ] don't try to all right i'm here you are here but are you thinking about bailing out la yet um i think so yeah a lot of people are the reason that we've started feeling um when we don't well you don't really need hollywood like that you know i don't think anybody needs it anymore some people thought they did you're right some people thought they did they thought it was like you had to be here every night i thought i needed to be there for a long time and then once what happened this situation then you realize oh what can i do you like wait a minute i really can make my own community yes i can make my own community not only that you get connected to all the other communities like and all the other podcasts we all help each other we're all together i will say one with one thing white people do when it comes to podcast they support each other yeah we support each other but you know what man that's a new thing because in radio it was the opposite when they had radio they'd attack each other like i remember opium anthony was always at war with howard stern and you know jay leno was always at war with uh all the other late-night talk show hosts and but did you think that that made people engaged do you think that made people engage with their platforms no no no they were just they were just scared because they only had a like back in the day when you were on television or the radio you had a very specific time slot you had 6 a.m day party to 10 a.m right and other people are also on at 6 00 a.m to 10 a.m and no one's recording anything so you have to listen to it live television i was a part of that i don't know if you i was a part of when hot 97 was the biggest in urban radio new york was the biggest and then i was i was doing radio when power 105 came and became a competitor they had no competition at first you know it was just them then they got challenged and that would that's what made for interesting interesting [ __ ] between both of them is like yeah we talk [ __ ] about 97.1 97.5 then 105 then you start listening to both of them to see what [ __ ] they're talking you could do that if you're them or you could listen and if you'd like it tell people it's good that's what podcasters do like if i'm listening to your show i'll tell people donald rawlings shows hilarious or listen to this guy or listen to her listen to what i'll tell people people i don't even [ __ ] know man i tell people about podcasts that i listen to from npr or uh [ __ ] radio lab what i always tell people because i'm interested in cool [ __ ] i wanna know about cool [ __ ] and if i find cool [ __ ] i wanna tell other people about cool [ __ ] that's cool but they they're worried about if they talk about something else it's going to take opinions it's going to take attention away from them that's what's called famine thinking you can never famine famine famine feast or famine i'm a feast thinker i always think there's enough for everybody everybody come aboard i want everybody to be happy i want everybody to make money i want everybody to be famous i want everybody to be happy i want them to be fulfilled i don't want to be the man that that idea of being the man is to me is ridiculous that's your idea but on the outside when you do stuff like that for some people in their perception of you that's what makes you demand that's what makes you if you able to inspire and motivate that's what makes you demand that you know you say you know well i'm happy if that's the case that people think that way but i know it i'm in a position to be generous so they know it they even hold it against you too it feels good to be generous but they hold it against me who hears it against me people that don't like me they hold it against you that i have that i have you on no people that don't like me they'll say they hold it against me because you did like you oh because like there is a podcast jamie jamie is that what he talked about no what are you talking about no they'll tell you don't like you don't know you yeah but like some people they told me they wasn't going to like you anymore because you liked me good luck if that's what they said you are they said they wasn't going to like you because you didn't but that's ridiculous anybody who thinks like that is out of their [ __ ] mind they was like normal they were saying [ __ ] like this and i don't read the comments joe they were saying [ __ ] like this this [ __ ] like well joe was right up to this point yo they like you had a track record like yeah i believed everything said until he got loudmouth up there here's the thing i don't think anybody will ever understand the camaraderie that we all have right comics have it's a different world but the podcast world is totally different y'all [ __ ] yo y'all [ __ ] it's just like but man the podcast world is so [ __ ] dope and the podcast world was ready for the pandemic yeah the podcast people was like this what pandemic i get to spend more time with my kids i get more time with my kids and you get to spend more time doing podcasts because everybody's free even if you have to do those stupid zoom podcasts you're still spending more time doing podcasts yeah but it's like you figured out like they knew it was going to happen before it [ __ ] happened i came in write it to her i think i came in right at the right time i don't think they knew it was going to happen before it happened but i think they got lucky they got lucky that they were look man back when i was uh just dependent upon hollywood and giggs i'd be [ __ ] right now i'd have no income coming in but you saw the future too son you tried i said this to you before like when you hear like joe roger you hear about this spotify deal and you hear about all this type of [ __ ] blah blah blah blah blah and then you what you don't understand like i said joe everybody wants to be you right now but nobody wants to be you when people were saying no and equipment was breaking down and we didn't know if we was going to do it you know thing is i never i didn't think about it that way i didn't think like i know this is going to blow up i thought i like doing this i'm going to keep doing it so you just continue to have fun i just do what i like right all the [ __ ] that i do if you think about it i just do what i like whether it's stand-up comedy or whether it's ufc commentary or whether it's doing a podcast i do what i like i do what i like i don't think oh if i do this it's going to be huge i just do what i like that's the most empowering thing that is so hard that's the most empowering thing that is so hard for people to feel comfortable enough to do it it's what they're like because the tournament turning into well this [ __ ] says [ __ ] [ __ ] all the time you know what i'm saying they haven't figured out a way to get a w-9 or anything for it you know get they get nervous about the future too you gotta you gotta have enough confidence in yourself to take chances do you think that there are a lot of [ __ ] out here there's a lot of posters is our country [ __ ] our country has a lot of [ __ ] in it because it's too easy to get by and it's human nature to become soft when when things are easy and when you're in any sign of any kind of struggle whatsoever that's when the real [ __ ] emerge because they can't because they fall apart any adversity at all anything but this is beyond that now because it's not beyond that now joe the reason was be on that this is the thing that this is a personality trait or just as a side of not to say that um i'm a fan of donald trump or anything but it was certain things that i could understand where the thought comes from but how you articulate to people is all [ __ ] up the way he articulated to people is it's like certainly terrible certain people need filters certain people need like kanye west needs interpreter you know what he needed he needed a coach because someone coached him for that second biden debate right if you watch that second biden debate he was calm and cool let biden work himself up and stammer and lie about [ __ ] and he treat he had still attacked him but he attacked him in a different way the first time he did it he was obnoxious he kept talking over him he didn't let him talk he was ridiculous everybody wanted to shut his mic off but then someone must have coached him for this or he realized himself man i'm gonna take a different approach i'm gonna tell you something the difference i'm gonna tell you something different whatever numbers you say the loser of this election still won breaking the record i know he's not crazy second place still was second place would be first place any other time in history it would have [ __ ] on everything that's nuts it shows everybody realize it's important to find when you when you realize that a guy like donald trump can become president you realize oh my god it's actually important to vote yo bro you know it has to until you see those numbers yo it was like it was crazy it was like certain places separated by five thousand votes i know ten thousand votes yeah it's tight and you could say you could make anything you can make an argument you could it went either way here's a situation man donald trump let it be known that he didn't give a [ __ ] about anybody but his base yeah pretty much that's it and i'm not saying if it's a numbers game understand that like there's a certain amount of people to help you will help you get elected there's a certain amount of people that's why you have strategists and [ __ ] they'll be like if we do this we get these robocalls here and everything you know it's a science to that there's certain people that can help you get there well if he but he never made no like if he softened his approach up i think the base would not have appreciated it the numbers it's like love him or hate him it's very polarized and for to hate him works for right for a situation whereas biden i don't think people love biden something has to be i don't think they dislike it but they hate trump the people that voted for biden hate trump most of them or just feel like we just can't do this anymore that's the people that vote voted for biden hate trump but they're not excited about him the way they're excited about obama or excited about clinton or excited about a million other presidents in the past not a million yeah but for the most part every time it switches over it's because somebody goes totally opposite of what was going on yeah there's a little bit of that but it's it's usually [ __ ] you know it's [ __ ] man but i'm like man these old stories these old stories that they're repeating over and over again biden is filling up his cabinet with all these billionaire uh hedge fund people's uh like not hedge fund people do you think by the environment like the the guy that is involved in an environmental he just just hired some guy the people were upset about i don't know what color is i was reading about the important environmental advisor that's important to me because he that's important work for a [ __ ] oil company the black part is important to me an environmental advisor was taking money from fossil fuel companies they're like hey hey hey hey hey hey hey this guy has ties to fossil fuels and you're doing something with him that involves the environment there could be a conflict of interest that's what i'm saying yeah if he's a black guy okay yeah i could find that we'll find out right now i bet they probably listen this is i i think they're probably going to hire a lot of republicans that's what they did they already started black guys they're gonna they're gonna hire a lot of people that want to uh listen and in their defense they probably think some radical uh things need to be done to kick start the the economy right now i agree but i don't know how they're gonna be able to work together i think they're all dirty bro they all work together here he goes uh biden just appointed his climax man yes told you son it's a fossil fuel industry ally black yeah there he is black look at black as [ __ ] that's all i need joe there you go he uh raked in big money from fossil fuel industry while waiting to help oil and gas come or voting rather to help oil and gas companies look how he's greeting him is different look he's it's like knuckles hey fella my [ __ ] there's a video of um lindsey graham and uh kamala harris fist bumping each other it's adorable commoner reaching across the aisle that that was a good move he's walking by fist bumps well she's the only good move she's strong you know she was a district attorney she got some questionable arrests on her there's some [ __ ] that she did imprisoning people and keeping them in prison to use them as to fight wildfires and [ __ ] but i uh in my community i've heard people talk about her and everything like wonder what she uh you you have trust in her you believe in her what i did believe in was when she got elected to be the first female vice president first black like president within a couple of days the commercials i've seen on different urban platforms or just period it's been you see a little black girl right looking up to something mm-hmm you know we see that shadow with her standing there and little black girls in the shadow black girls in shadow but the little girls are just showing it's like this they feel yeah they feel black girl joy they see something that's she also you know she didn't i know she put me just but she didn't do just bad things she did a lot of good things she she prosecuted a lot of child sex predators a lot of pieces of [ __ ] a lot of bad people she wasn't just situations where people should have been let out of jail weren't but there's also like this is the thing that we have to realize when it comes to district attorneys and just attorneys and prosecutors and defense attorneys in general they're trying to win a game and it gets dirty when i tell you what they're trying to process people you haven't yet but you i'm sure you will sorry but when someone you're trying to drive a few people or defend people the people defend people they know are [ __ ] guilty and they'll keep [ __ ] from the prosecution even though they know they're defending a guilty person they do it all the time so people prosecute people that they're not sure are guilty and they'll pretend they're sure that that person's guilty because they want to win and they'll withhold information that could potentially exonerate that person because they're playing a game when you let people play a game anytime you let people play game and someone's trying to win they cheat they try to figure out a way to do better than you with with influence by withholding things by holding things back they know this judge they're tight with this lawyer right they try to win a game you've made it a game so you got a prosecutor and you got a defense attorney so you got two competing forces you're always going to have lies 100 because people play games so that was the business she's in her saying business that's her business that's her business and they are a business of words like you're saying there's no first there's some laws how do i win particularly laws but laws are the word how do i win with these words right here right no matter what you think how do i win with this come on kamala you know that's not right we're not talking about right we're talking about what we could prove and that's what lord's all about right well that is if you are a defense attorney that's your job is to protect somebody um and try to get them off even if they might be guilty and if you're a prosecutor your job is to prosecute somebody you're not your job is not to go hey we might be wrong your job is not to go hey let's look but the shady [ __ ] is when you don't play by the rules and you withhold information or uh or withhold evidence and people have done that in the past and that's when things get real squirrelly because like okay now you're not playing the game you're using your unfair advantage but nothing's surprising no no it doesn't surprise me but what i'm saying is it doesn't make a person all bad right she's not all bad like she's done a lot of very good things and i read an article about all the different things she did including the different things that she did that a lot of people thought were bad like moms threatening moms with uh they would go to jail if their son was truant but it turns out no one ever went to jail it was a threat and obviously it's terrifying to be a single mom and think you might get put in jail because your son is just running around and doesn't show up at school because you work two jobs trying to put food on the table but nobody ever actually did get arrested and got wanted yeah because it's gonna be too hard to prove that [ __ ] man and some people and in some cases some people aren't i don't know if this was case some people are too lazy in certain situations too well i'm saying it's it's not a good idea to threaten a mother because she's a single mom trying to get by and her son is not going to school it's not good to threaten her with jail time but sometimes people stop to make decisions yeah sometimes people make decisions like drastic decisions like that and maybe at the time they had a perspective that's different than the perspective that they have now it's called evolution i want everybody to have look i want them to have a clean slate biden harrison in there now i think clean slate forget about but let's see what's going to see what they can do the best thing to see the people they put into office all the the cabinet let's give them a chance we want them to do well this is what was so [ __ ] up about trump being in office so many people wanted him to do well exactly so many people hated him they really would rather the country do bad under him because if the country was killing it unto him he's like look it's killing it i'm the best i told you that everybody's like [ __ ] right at least maybe please even trump supporters go into this one with a different attitude let's let's all together say we want the best for america what's it what's done is done the election's over maybe you were a tulsi gabbard fan like myself maybe you like bernie sanders like myself but maybe you like [ __ ] gosh i love yang gang i love andrew yang he's a he's an awesome guy i love a lot of his ideas but for now we know where it is it's biden and harris let's go but some [ __ ] man [ __ ] trump trump trump or you got different level trumpers well there's a lot of people that think they're so mad as a [ __ ] that don't want to hear [ __ ] son part of the problem is he's telling them that it's a rigged election he's telling him that's what's so effective but part of the problem is all elections have some corruption they just [ __ ] do they've been around for that enough for you to say [ __ ] when you leaving [ __ ] i don't think there's did he keep his secrets and [ __ ] joe well mike baker who used to be in the cia was on mike baker are you a baker his name is mike baker he was in the cia and he came on the podcast recently he was telling me that even if they did overturn it even if they did rather uh like find corruption the amount of votes you're talking about in most these states it's not enough it's not enough not nearly enough but it would have to be crazy corruption yeah like he's talking these people talking about five or six people bro yeah and that's the petty [ __ ] no no it's not five or six people they man they've got them i think they uncovered they uncovered two different things today in i want to say it's michigan where they found uh a memory card that had more votes for trump than biden but it still it was close it was like 1 000 for biden and one thousand a few hundred for trump like four or five hundred for trump where'd he get the memory card from son i do not know come on joe i think there's a lot of [ __ ] gonna show them you could have brought up any memory card so a [ __ ] is gonna get everyone who's counting votes got the memory card from the machines who told you that story this is in the news which news outlet it was in three or four different ones and they all say the same thing well they all said that there was a memory card that was discovered and they showed the counts in the memory card but they've also found like other ballots that didn't get counted yet there's just a lot of disarray you're dealing with human beings that are counting millions of millions millions and they're counting a lot of them just paper they're getting mail and they're opening it up and they have to find out what i didn't understand that's what i understand joe this was so funny it kind of like backfired right that the mailing votes is what killed trump that's what they're saying yeah for the most part and the funny thing about it trump has the type of following that he literally could tell him to do anything they're going to do it he told [ __ ] not to mail in yeah but he wanted to make a point coming in in person well this is how do you make that joke answer this question how do you make that point i understand making that point when you're not in the middle of a [ __ ] pandemic yeah you know what i'm saying like that that would have been a great argument in 16. especially for old folks right for anybody that wants to participate but the only thing that would stop them is if they're going to go outside and risk their lives right so you're not thinking to give that person an opportunity to be a part of it yeah and that's the part that kind of [ __ ] it up well i don't know if he he definitely wanted people to vote in person but did he ever encourage people to vote by mail as well or was it no he was always saying that mail was going to get a fraud son right this whole [ __ ] was crowded i'm like [ __ ] duck somebody secret service break the secret tell this [ __ ] yo somebody tell this [ __ ] that the corona is out here he caught it he knows it was out there this [ __ ] caught it yeah right and gave all the secret service it give away secret service can't say nothing because they see your service they got to keep it a secret i'm sure they're young and healthy too they probably shook it off pretty easy decided people don't know they probably got the same medicine he got you know the medicine is probably a lot of that medicine is called your immune system being up to par as much as like everybody's talking about this [ __ ] it's the lazy route no one wants to say just a little bit of that but they also gave him a bunch of experimental [ __ ] they gave him these uh this antibiotic antibody uh blood transfusion medication they gave him uh what was it called regeneron is that what it's called jamie they gave him uh some other uh i don't know if it's experimental or if it's like recent recently been released they gave him that that medication they gave him a steroid they gave him uh a bunch of different things all at once so he got a cocktail [ __ ] that made him feel great i was giving a slave not only that how much is that cocktail that's not no easy cocktail it's not cheap and uh he wants that to be able to be given to everybody but i don't know if that's feasible at the moment to make well it's not just to make the money just to make the doses like say if they have all that medication and all the the all that uh blood antibody medication and all this different stuff they're gonna give him the steroids to make that for 300 million people that's so many people so if everybody gets sick you have a dose if we have one dose for every human being in this country even if you have one dose for half you can get it done if your money is right you would need 300 million vials of this [ __ ] that's so much you're not going to need all of those and probably more than that because they wouldn't even make that files per person they wouldn't even make that number for every for everybody to get one they would make that number like it's got to be that number is going to be broken down by okay what's the criteria to get this you know what i'm saying well also it would be how many people do we really want to get it to because how many people are going to be sick at any one given time it's probably never going to be more than 25 of the population even if it's high but even if it comes out joe [ __ ] i'm telling you the certain [ __ ] are not taking that vaccine for whatever reason yeah i think black communities [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] with no vaccine it's like a iphone so you need the third one no black person is going to take it i think there's a lot of people that are not going to take it but i think what they think is uh herd immunity once we get to 50 of the people that took it the virus will probably die off i think it's going to be in that neighborhood of 50 of the people that had it if they if if either 50 percent of the people either have had covid or have the vaccine for covid they think we can hit her immunity and mostly die off but it could always kick back in again that's what they're worried about that it's going to be like the common cold or the flu every year would you take a vaccine yeah for sure if it works yeah if it's been proven that it works and i talk to doctors and they explain what the science is and how it works then i talk to people that have taken it and they say you know what the side effects are because um with the the covid vaccine i think the side effects are you feel like [ __ ] for a couple days who can't deal with feeling like [ __ ] for a couple years you can't lose two days yeah um yeah i would definitely do it if uh i thought it was safe um i don't know enough about it right now to say that i think i mean that was one of the things that nicholas christakis was talking about yesterday he was talking about the potential dangers of the vaccine and i appreciate that he brought that up because it's such a sensitive area for people they think that if you think there's a danger in any kind of vaccine you're some sort of anti-vaxxer no there's a potential for danger of any medication when you're dealing with mass numbers of human beings if you have 300 million people and you give them aspirin one i don't know what percentage but some people are going to die from aspirin or they're going to get really sick from aspirin it's the same with everything substances you put in people's bodies everybody reacts differently people die from [ __ ] brazil nuts you know there's something yeah but [ __ ] want to waste time with these home remedies and [ __ ] man them home remedies i mean they're cool for some people but eventually man you have to talk to somebody yeah for sure if you're if you got a real disease you know if you the people that want to cure like cancer by not going to a doctor like whoa they can fix it now like there's a lot of cancers not all of them of course but there's a lot of can you're way better off having cancer now with modern medicine than you were having it fifteen twenty years ago all that remedy [ __ ] all although like the best remedy for all this besides the medicine if you actually get sick so [ __ ] take care of yourself right that's what i'm hoping people get out of this i don't understand why people know that yeah i don't understand this time i don't understand how you could ignore that because it's convenient as long as you're not sick you don't think you're gonna get sick right you stay home if you don't have to go anywhere you just stay home and a lot of people just they just stop exercising they stop eating well they stop drinking water and they [ __ ] their body up and then if something does you don't realize like how much of a difference it makes and being healthy and not being healthy when something hits you a virus hits your cold hits you you see like when when i got shot son there you go i had to get the iv i had to get the [ __ ] um the um iv antibiotics well you guys get ivs all the time you're always doing uh vitamin ids on tour right vital flow vitamin c it's a company that's such a good move it is when we did that the first that was the first time i'd ever done that well really vitamin iv yeah i mean i'm maybe i've done it yeah but you got you wanted hearts oh i'm on it no you had everything open you was like give me one right here you got half your ass outside i'm like what you got your b12 shot in my ass and i saw your ass i was sitting right there i'm like i was like [ __ ] take that [ __ ] across the street he had his [ __ ] stomach out with his ass out i was like i'm not scared i don't i know you're not it was like wow yeah well the the glutathione was amazing um um that stuff is great uh the vitamin drip was amazing we started getting them uh every week we had we slacked off though once we got here to texas we haven't been doing it in texas man that [ __ ] i'm telling you about when i did yellow springs this summer that was probably one of the things that um made that uh experience so amazing is that we were living in our own bubble and playing by our own rules and everybody was having a good time and it was all productive yeah you know it worked it worked you guys put on a lot of shows adult summer camps yeah it was like the shows were one thing but the thing that was great for me was just the whole sense of community you know what i'm saying like we would have potlucks and [ __ ] and then i would have all the housewives of yellow springs like ascendant yo them [ __ ] out there don't [ __ ] yellow spring chicks wives they won't get upset with anything but a casserole dish son like they was looking for a rachel ray castro this i had for like a week they were stalking where i was living and everything but the sensor community man is like you know there's one coffee shop dinos everybody go there it's one grocery store it's just one of everything that's nice and it was so simple well that's better really then this this there's real good things about cities but the thing that's missing is that camaraderie that sense of community nature yeah city slickers they were calling me a city slave i saw the videos of you and the river you guys yo joe it was the whitest greatest adventure of the summer i became the river [ __ ] right that's the original name i'm telling you the truth sir but your children y'all listening so peaceful i am at peace listen joe i first what does it say on the the quote there forever mood river [ __ ] love the river ninjas they do say [ __ ] love me out there son all yo i'm talking about [ __ ] farmers market [ __ ] i feel like i understand what you're saying love me like women with rescue dogs great picture man jamie look how peaceful i was son i was a river [ __ ] i had to change the name get that picture framed i need that picture let's uh let's get that picture printed on on steel yo who took the photograph um federico federico did i tag him yeah where's get a hold of frederico we need that picture in the studio yo he's such a talented [ __ ] producer and everything beautiful but that would be a great picture to frame in here yo i fell in love joe people think it's the river like it's nature are you gonna let me describe me yeah yeah first name we came up with joe it was really [ __ ] right and i like that for the streets right but people's like i don't know if we could put that on t-shirts they're looking at it from a marquee branded boy right and i was like okay ninja you know what i mean but he's inspired by the river [ __ ] but ninjas for tv there's many layers to the story many layers to it do you fish a fish did you go fishing at all when you guys were down i didn't get a good chance to go fishing there but this was me at a river in um in georgia son changes your mind right it's everything changes your mind when you buy a waterfall you're like oh there's something about these natural things like mountains nature [ __ ] nature [ __ ] nature nature free as [ __ ] son yep it's good for you look at me son let me tell you i know exactly they said when did i when did i turn into a river [ __ ] right they say when did i turn when do i remember to change right it was when look at that waterfall man that's crazy yo let me tell you the story son so when we were out there chappelle's wife used to make these events hey it's family walk day i'm like man [ __ ] that i'm from the streets i'm not doing all that stupid [ __ ] she had all these days like every day had a goddamn adventure or a start what's today you gotta look at the little brochure and [ __ ] and then one day she did one and was kayaking right and i went on his kayak it was me and my man patrick he's a yellow spring he's a net your spring native whatever and we were going down the river mad river i had a coyote he had a kayak we were smoking a joint and we just hear nature it's like just straight nature right and then he said man you know what this reminds me of he said this reminds me of when i was younger building ramps jumping ramps on my bike and me uh fishing for crawdads with my dad i was like [ __ ] this reminds me of looking for my dad his stories these two stories were totally opposite it represented one thing for him memories he had with his dad for me it represented the memories i didn't have with my dad and the memories i wanted to create with my son you know what i'm saying when i was out there joe all i think was like i got to bring this little [ __ ] to the river to the river he's got to be out here he's got friends out there and my son came out there and the summer was beautiful but one thing was missing no matter how you're celebrating in life right if you're not sharing with your family it feels weird yeah you know it's pills like oh man i don't even know if it's fair for me to have this much fun and although how great the summer was going when he came out he was hanging with me on the river and [ __ ] man it was like the best [ __ ] ever son we would skip jamie know how to skip rocks of course do you not a skip yeah it's in the wrist right i was in the boy scouts yo don't say you're the boy scouts today son why they might have played with your booty holes yo it's a lot of them man don't tell me don't be proud of the boys pick another division sir not the boys um nothing never happened to my booty hole i had a great time hung out with a bunch of criminals that's what you're doing boy scout yeah we were skipping rocks like yeah yeah i didn't know it was that much precision it depends on the rock like you really want a nice flat rock nice if you get a flat rock you could do some wild [ __ ] when we were going out every day talib khalid right he thinks he's a river [ __ ] right he told us one day i could skip any rock you know what he said he said no matter how big it is i can skip any rock that doesn't seem likely that's the [ __ ] brooklyn cockiness he had right yeah it was just like it was like the next time we went he wants to challenge me and rock skipping again this time this [ __ ] was pulling rocks out of his shorts he had rocks with him already he prepared joe he came rocks he came with all perfect flat river rocks oh that's crazy he didn't bend over is there a world championship of rock skipping it seems like people would take it super seriously i think it would i think it's something to think i'm pretty sure it's done so i've never thought about it to this moment but i'm sure there's got to be a competition rock skipping competition and they got groupie [ __ ] like yo the girls who it's off season for bowling right they go after rock skippers yeah we we heard you had a 10 skipper last week a ted skipper could get you a [ __ ] son that's going to get you some whop if you're looking for walk do a or 10 skipper you know what whop is right i do yeah who educated you because i don't think no disrespect to your hip-hop or whatever i don't someone introduce you to [ __ ] um i don't know it might have been jamie was it you um could be yeah because of the ben shapiro video oh that's right that's right that's right yeah which was it because ben shapiro ben shapiro it was like you know when some people self-own they don't realize they're self-owning right when you know the song's about wet ass [ __ ] he's like well that sounds like a gynecological condition i would and and people like what but that's not the point i know the point is but i understand that that's like that's an that's i understand this point that's an abnormal amount of moisture yes to be able to come up with a whole song about it it's like it's a level what do you think would happen if you came out with a song called hard ass dick i want to do it would not be received that well as with as minimal controversy as whatever certain songs got to be answers right like answers to a song to wear as [ __ ] michelle had a song you can't change a man right and i flipped it and did a song called you can't raise a [ __ ] you can't save a [ __ ] that was the name of the song can't save a [ __ ] do you remember when they used to have songs and then they would have answer songs and then like there's been a bunch of those right where they would someone would have a song and then someone like someone would have a response song to that like um scrubs yeah they had scrubs was then they had another one it was i can't remember but i know just wasn't i saw you standing in the ring wasn't there one of those orange juice jones uh so when there were an answer if i know anything orange juice jones if i know any answer to that i just immediately told how old i am to know origins juice jones and how cool he was orange juice jones was a [ __ ] that song was the best at a time that was an original kind of song there never been a song that told the whole story of getting done wrong like that especially didn't tell it in the rain right like everybody knows that story but you followed this couple in the rain yeah and then at the end when he chopped back yeah that's he's like go [ __ ] get out of here yeah just credit cards and everything yeah that was a song that made people happy joe i came over here i'm not selling [ __ ] [Music] you got more stuff yup look you remember this right remember my black ash right yes all right here that's for real thank you we kept the other one in california because we weren't sure if we're gonna be going back and forth yeah you got that one look at this one right here there's some holes in this house candle that's for holiday it's a ho ho ho hos not like h-o-e there's some hoes in this house candle that's a yo look at this one though joe because i fell in love with yellow spring that's one of my top sellers oh yellow spring candle from the streets to the creeks from the hood to the woods from [ __ ] to oars from adidas to tiva's son i got a whole story boom and just for the white chicks out there cause i got a lot of white [ __ ] out there now okay karen candle imagine if your name was karen and you were fine for like 30 years joe there's more look at this huh that's like i feel like all of a sudden we turn into the home shopping network that's what i wanted to avoid joe but at the same time at the same time i opened up an online store son and it's doing well okay do you have a website that we could just put up on the screen instead of like bringing all these objects out one after another joe do you call it no listen oh you have like a little thing you scan with the phone you call them objects i don't call it objects uh products man give me my candle back what is it if it's not a product no just if you don't want them joe i do you gonna use them i'll definitely use them all right i like candles those are good too and they're soy too they're soy yeah they're hand poured and you can have them back i'm not into i don't do anything with soy it's a candle man don't disrespect that people one day people get mad at soy soy is like a political fruit or a vegetable is it yeah yeah yeah people call you a soy boy if you're a republican people call uh weak men soy boys that's like a it's an insult i never knew that soy is one of the rare foods that's actually attached to being a [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] food yeah like if you're if you're a guy who's really in the soy and this is not my perspective this is just i just think it's a [ __ ] it's a plant it doesn't matter to me right it's uh isn't that edamame isn't that soy like when you have edamame at a japanese restaurant isn't it soy yes yeah isn't that is that the case jamie the first time i ever tried edamame i was so ghetto did you use the whole thing yeah and i was like i was like my throat was killing me son the best part is the outside i didn't know anything about it salt and everything in the outside the sea salt yeah some sea salt you have a bowl of just edamame it takes away from it you wouldn't even want it it's the whole process yeah the whole process of like ripping the sleeve edamame beans are whole immature soybeans sometimes referred to as vegetable vegetable type soybeans they're green and different color from regular soybeans which are typically light brown tan or beige yeah so it's the soy i like edamame i don't mind soy but a lot of people think of soy as being like a [ __ ] food i never knew that i thought it was a healthy i mean i knew that it was not the most masculine food but i thought it was like you stepped your game up when you entered the edamame lane it's like oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] eat edamame i think there's a reason i think soy lowers your testosterone i think there's like estrogen yeah yeah soy isoflavones can prov produce estrogen-like activity in the body mimicking the effects of natural estrogen yeah but i think you can grow titties off of soy not quite but it might feminize you it might feminize you plants plants affect your your hormone production do you know they they actually develop testosterone like synthetic testosterone from wild yams like plants yeah from wild wild yams yeah that's how they that's how uh they develop some um artificial testosterone or exogenous testosterone i don't think that that would be part of the whole siteless um cialis and blue pill era that's a different thing though that's just blood flow that's nitrous oxide so why is nobody promoting wow nitrous oxide nitrous uh what is what is it nitric nitric oxide um that's like uh no explode all those pump things you do when you want to get jacked when you're lifting weights a lot of those those uh supplements they mimic the same sort of effect just not the same degree as like finasteride like ad uh like uh viagra and cialis and [ __ ] like that but they don't they don't make you have more testosterone with these like soybeans and i i think really for it to affect your hormones i think it's just like it can it's a fat it's a possibility like chemically but in order to actually do it i think you'd have to eat some [ __ ] preposterous number of soybeans i don't think it's like something people really have to worry about it no i don't think it's anything anybody really has to worry about but i think it's just a stereotype i didn't even know that the thing was that's hard for me i didn't even know the stereotype yeah they called boys i didn't know that i thought it was like uh uh like you you're evolving as a foodie you know like the first time i had i was like oh [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] don't know about the edamames because i was introduced to somebody else to it but i didn't know that it symbolized being a [ __ ] it doesn't it's silly it's people are silly it tastes good yeah adam may taste good if they do it right put a little chili powder and salt on the outside i like it with just sea salt i like it sea salt too i'm working at a stadium joe are you really yeah what are you doing rfk stadium where's that in washington d.c when are you doing that uh uh thanksgiving weekend oh [ __ ] it's not the state of it's the parking lot right you're doing like an outdoor show i'm doing an outdoor show just like the the ones that bert's been doing yeah but no not at that level yeah i talked to bird about that shout out to burt and shout out to the camera bert is the guy who started it all off people aren't giving him enough credit he's the he's the og of drive-thru shows yeah it was like it fit right into his whole [ __ ] he never stopped touring bert toured through the entire pandemic doing drive-throughs and i was saying i was driving is this like a throwback thursday or whatever he was like this and then the name of what was the summer what was the name of the tour the um hot summer tour i'm like this [ __ ] but he created the bubble and he [ __ ] did it created a bubble stayed drunk the entire summer and enjoyed it had a good time i'm doing rfk stadium it's the original um stadium for the uh for the um washington redskins the washington redskins used to do that beautiful but for nine years that was my uh traditional show at the dc improv i would do thanksgiving weekend it was a good time for me because i got to see my family i got to work that's a great club too so great dc that dc improv is one of the 10 greatest clubs in the country and it's been probably the most consistent for 25 years so good it's just the perfect size perfect everything about it's perfect and they get every year solid it's i don't even know that a comic can do bad in terms of ticket sales there everybody seems to do well at least the lineup they have they book good lineups like when the club's got that much prestige they've been around that there's certain clubs like comedy works where people just trust them you know uh there's a bunch of helium in philly people just trust them this is going to be a good show they're not going to book any scrubs right and that's that's how the dc improv has felt like they have developed a community a real and i for nine years i saw my son from the first time i took him up it was just him in my arms and then the next time he was kind of like crawling there next time he was walking then he walked to the stage i had like four years of pictures of his growth there and then because of the pandemic i thought the weekend was i'm like damn that blows a tradition yeah and then they piv they made a pivot from the dc improv to partnering up with um dc pull up or whatever it is and they're doing the [ __ ] outside show that's beautiful i like that people are adapting it's one of the things you're saying like you started this business and bert started doing things outside and tom segura's doing like these pay-per-view shows tom segura and burke crusher are doing these and and sometimes christina they switch up back and forth right they're doing these crazy live shows i saw they the [ __ ] that he sent me i mean i'll show it to you after the show the things that they can see during these live shows it's a hundred percent uncensored because it's pay-per-view so they don't have to worry about youtube they don't have to worry about that just whatever they are showing the most [ __ ] up videos i have ever seen in my life in my life really in my life like he he sent me three things yesterday that changed my idea of what's possible oh my god yeah you gonna do it do one of his shows yeah um i would certainly do it if we were in town together and he's you know tom's talking about moving here if he moves here everybody [ __ ] moving out here yeah we got the whole squad coming back here we're going to open up a club here i'm down son come on down it's better here you don't have to pay taxes for state people are nicer to the bus they said the street on the streets they said on the streets they said joey stupid son this tree said that [ __ ] said i'm getting the [ __ ] up out of here son well i saw the writing on the wall i'm like they're not going to open up the clubs if you don't have a comedy club open i can't stay if i'm if if the comedy store was open there would be no reason for me to leave valley i know but then at the same the same on the flip of that uh just because it's not open it's not there's no reason for you to be in that line be that you can create it well the only time i could create it though is in an absence of the club so because i wouldn't ask people hey leave la the comedy store is hopping and killing come to come to austin but when you can't open they can't they're not allowing them to open and it could be years who the [ __ ] knows now right here we are now eight months in no one ever we thought it was two weeks but do you remember when you thought it was two weeks two weeks but then again even moving forward joe we you gotta remove the possibility of something taken you gotta remove yourself from the possibility of somebody taking something away from you and like like that yeah like that like like what you the way you're thinking and the way dave has thought throughout this summer is i was like yo we really can make this [ __ ] well also what we were saying before that we were all connected to hollywood because we thought we needed hollywood right in order to get us on television in order to pay our bills we needed to get hired and then once podcasting came along i think people realize no you don't you just need your friends and you have a bunch of funny friends and everybody's tight and everybody tells people hey go see you know theo vaughn's at this place go see this guy go see that guy and we all get along together we don't need anybody else yo but joe the toughest part what did i notice in this podcast world which is predominantly white that's the truth of it you know what i'm saying it's like there's a lot more white cos podcasters when it comes that when you say like the friendship part of making money they really about that life they really do it yeah they really do it they don't talk about it every one of the guys that i've done you know from the leah from bobby from the whole crew it's never no oh man it's like everybody helps everybody yeah everybody's friendly and there's only a few people in the podcast world that don't have friends they're weirdos i don't know they're out in the fridges they're out in the fringes all right those poor people they they're they a lot of people go into things with like a legacy attitude and the legacy attitude that you know from radio is to competing against the other people that are doing the same thing right but the podcast world is not like that but some people are like that like some people will complain if a guest is on this podcast and then on their podcast they'll complain like you were just on that podcast now it's going to take away from people listening to me i got more [ __ ] to talk about you ain't got no life well not yo i never understood that suddenly like oh i'm like [ __ ] every podcast i go on it's talking about something else not only that but if you go on a podcast and they like you if you go on a podcast and they like you and then i hear now you're gonna go on bobby's podcast i'm gonna watch you on that podcast too right because it's not like i'm gonna like i do one podcast and now i'm out of time but i've got more time there's you're going to have another week is going to go by where you want something to listen to and then more people going to listen to you on bobbies if they heard you on somebody else's and here's the thing joe if you're interested enough for [ __ ] want to listen to you that's it if you could do it the toughest part this week literally is i think the anniversary of the first time i've ever was on this show really i think it's this week jamie's checking i heard those fingers said my producers don't do that those [ __ ] look at me right in my face it is right yeah i guess what was it was that were you around before that right february 19th now you remember before that one that before that one no this was the first one we talked about the rizzo [ __ ] that was that that was a year ago this week yeah that's when november 12th so but yeah but you've been on longer yeah yeah but i'm just saying from the last one yeah oh yes yeah so i know you guys want to break down the story it's not that sentimental but i was just saying i remember the dates yeah no i guess what was that and it's been like it's been i've been doing it for a year and it's been um it's been interesting it happens right it gets it picks up steam picks up momentum i see on your instagram stories you're putting on your instagram rather you're putting clips up little assets people excited yeah yeah but yo you like everything you said it was like once i got out of the mode like i'm like ah this have to be the greatest episode i'm like wait a minute did i start looking at the numbers of the most successful people in the podcast world this is like episode 1582. yeah this is the 30 episode anniversary well you know how goggins tells everybody he used to be fat i tell everybody go to episode one it's [ __ ] terrible right it's terrible we we didn't even think it was a podcast we were doing it with uh just answering questions over twitter and being stupid while we were high no one thought it was ever going to be something that millions of people listen to so when we started it out it wasn't you know there was no expectations now people have expectations they went out you realize like how much money is in it you see all these people that get big deals you see all these people that are you know number one on itunes and number two on [ __ ] spotify and you go [ __ ] like there's a lot going on this is a whole network that you don't need a lot to get into man the number one thing you have to do and i kept tricking myself we had talked about it was talking can you talk that's ridiculous that you don't think that you could talk it's one of the most funny things i've ever heard son i mean with no response just like me talking to myself that's easy you know what i'm saying it's like you know i got a better chance of making a thousand people left in one person true you know yeah but it's been a it's been a great ride man i do dairy over there julius you know who's the best at just talking bill burr that [ __ ] just he never has a dead moment he will start on a subject and like you know and then you know what they want to [ __ ] do and then i used to be an hour later he was one of the guys that had it i was like what would your style be more like i just like i don't want to [ __ ] talk to nobody i just want to say what i want to [ __ ] say and [ __ ] you and then it was like the monday rant or something yeah monday morning podcast monday morning podcast and it was just like that was like this [ __ ] can talk [ __ ] for whatever it's like whatever it's like a dude that goes he like wins all the bar fight conversations and it's the perfect platform for that oh for bill it's a perfect platform one of the things he used to do is he used to use his cell phone and this is when oh god the early days of the monday morning podcast i don't know when it started i bet you it had to be around 2000 um 678 somewhere around there it could be i don't remember but what i do remember is that he he did a bunch of them where he like left voicemails so he would call himself or call a service and leave a voicemail really so he'd be sitting there at the airport talking [ __ ] about some dude's haircut oh yeah i remember those yeah yeah and then he had somewhere it was just just him really ranting just yeah the audio quality was [ __ ] terrible because he was literally talking into an old phone at the airport and then leaving a message somewhere and that message became the podcast and you know what and it was hilarious it didn't even matter the quality of the sound the idea was funny just like when i told you that time when jamie was supposed to help me produce and then he [ __ ] reneged on me right right he got real mad at me whatever i remember it's like it was yesterday um i understand i don't know how those two are connected but but bill burr when he when he first started out like that was literally the perfect platform for him in podcasting like he's good at interviewing people i've been on a show before other people have been on the show before he'll he'll sit and talk to people he's fine at it but as far as like ranting he's the best yeah yeah but he's also been doing it the longest you got to think how many [ __ ] years he's been doing that podcast where he just that muscle is flexed that muscle is tight he doesn't need like you can form an opinion but he doesn't need the response most people right need the response and the feedback how how else do you know if you're doing good or not yeah he doesn't think about that he's like and another thing i was watching seth meyer the other night and it was a he was doing this monologue or whatever and it was going okay and then um uh he uh some people in the background were laughing and you could just see the posture and everything change once he got a couple of people laughing it was like that's important i heard his netflix specials good really yeah yeah i saw a clip on it it did not look bad it did not look bad when this is this recent because i know he had one i want to say his netflix special was at least a year ago because it was pre-pandemic for sure i didn't see the entire thing and i saw some clips and i was like this is good delivery good writing and i'm not i don't know that seth meyers like really had a long background stand up did he no he had a background doing that show doing the monologue for the show but i i i don't think his stand-up was very good whoa i thought it was solid did you ever see it jamie it's fine it came out the other october you all right jesus that's not a good time to be coffin it was uh very good into what i saw the clips i didn't watch the whole thing but but most of the guys when they um do snl uh you know there's some people that have done talk shows and then tried to do a stand-up special and they don't really have the chops for it but that didn't seem like that with him yeah he seemed very relaxed right was kind of peaceful wow well he probably he probably did the right thing too he probably hired a bunch of writers i mean i didn't see all of it maybe the part that i saw was the only funny thing i really have no idea a lot of those guys i guess when they like when i get to be buried into that show like that yeah so i don't really have time to go out and work out and no it's hard it worked out but if you could do it like jimmy kimmel could do stand up for sure hundred percent jimmy kimmel wanted to stand up 100 percent he could do it what do you think about jim carrey on snl i didn't watch it none of it nope not one piece of it not a piece god damn son i got [ __ ] to do if i'm gonna watch something um i generally when i get home i like to watch like things that have nothing to do what's going on right now by the end of the day i don't oh you like documentaries yeah new netflix special lets you skip the trump jokes oh you there's a button you could skip job jokes yeah if you're interested on netflix you could see that's the chunk of stuff but this is him talking to people so he's interviewing people this is just an interview about it oh interview about it oh okay oh that's funny yeah well that's a good move because people are tired of trump jokes you know that's one of those people enough already man i've been tired of them and then i'm like they're coming back around before they're coming to be frustrated to be frustrated when a dude is on his way out you know it doesn't make no sense it's like he is still getting to you you know it's just a matter of time if you want to say the people the voice of the peoples was heard it was a close situation but it is what it is and he's gone why are you still mad people have some legitimate gripes and i understand where they're coming from but my perspective is it's not changing anything and it's not doing you any good to still be holding on you're if you are a anti-trump biden i mean i don't think it's 99 official right i mean they just haven't said it yet and they when they say it then he will be become president and then kamal harris will be the new vice president so concentrate on good votes now it's over right but people are so obsessed i heard the [ __ ] the other day i might have said this earlier look at mike pence and i'm having a meeting with no mess man okay why you still keep getting mad because this [ __ ] don't have a mask on it's got to be something else to talk about son but this they they want to talk about negative things that's the thing some people get addicted to talking about negative things and they can't regroup even after a victory and now focus on positive things they want to continue to focus on negative things and i can see their perspective too especially with all these crazy tweets like i won that election you know it's all fraud it's all this it's all that like man if you've got some real claims and i don't know what the claims are i haven't really honestly investigated them but if you've got some real claims you got to present the evidence and then once you present the evidence you say all the stuff like i got robbed i really want it if you want to be in a position where you're respected right if you're the president of the united states this isn't a regular guy it's not like if you were involved in some ridiculous like small neighborhood election and you were joking around on twitter i won that [ __ ] election right that's that's that's to be expected but when someone's in a position where they're in charge of the nuclear football they literally are the commander-in-chief of the greatest army of the world he's never known [ __ ] you're saying [ __ ] like that and firing people that don't agree with you no fireman fire [ __ ] did like i know these other places like what this would be a great time for a [ __ ] terrorist attack right now well one of the guys he fired what the guy said was he didn't believe there was widespread voter fraud he's like you're fired if you don't believe that you're fired like this is this is like a madman the interesting part for me is like you trying to switch the thoughts of a person that is a huge trump fan is a waste of time it's only gonna be the only thing you're going to be is frustrated see here's the thing though i don't know and this is where it's really important i don't know exactly how the election went down in terms of like was there like 0.01 fraud was was there 0.5 percent for how much fraud was there we gotta assume that when there's people counting stuff there's some [ __ ] going on yeah but the [ __ ] that's been reported it's been like still no more like 40 people bro and then the only other problem is that it's all done through these machines right and then there's been all these conspiracy theories about machines that were supposed to have been giving the votes to trump gave those boats to biden now i could repeat those things but i don't know if they're true but i don't know what i do know is what i'm saying i do notice it but i know georgia i know the [ __ ] pulled all of envelopes up to the building and they cut them open and they took a man by hand they did them hand by hand yo those those ones that were recounts or whatever those you can't is no machine that it's hand by hand right it's [ __ ] probably and how does that work did they does someone watch while they do it like do they have a supervisor because i would imagine you would want to have like almost like two people watch while one person does it which is so ridiculous but it seems like you kind of if you don't trust your view that's part of the argument that trump's administration was saying too was that there were certain counts that they weren't allowed to observe they had to be really far away and they couldn't actually see listen that sounds like people that like soybeans so but that's the first thing is that's a very soy boy attitude but what if they're telling the truth here's the thing i don't know and you don't know either so if they were telling the truth and people were counting votes incorrectly or they find no evidence of that every time they i don't think they have either every time that they they came out with all these losses and they're dropping them dropping them because there's no evidence of it he's probably made he's he's had to have made every argument he can make no listen i agree with you i agree with you there's no evidence that they can present that's going to show people right now that there was so much voter fraud that they got to return everything and start all over or they got to give it to trump like i agree with you i think this is what all these experts are saying they're all saying that even if there was voter fraud it wasn't enough to tilt the election one way or another but i don't know how these machines work so if i'm even commenting on it if i'm saying they couldn't have done it that's ridiculous i'm saying they must have done it that's just as ridiculous i really don't know that's like when you're talking about voting you're talking about how many millions of people are voting and all this information is coming in and they gotta sort it out you're gonna have some mistakes there's no way around it but the question is does it overall balance out or other mistakes all for one side if you find out the mistakes are all for biden then you're gonna go huh really well who who owns the company that makes the machines and then how are they financed and who programmed that and how are they programmed is it possible to [ __ ] with the data it is possible can you show me how to do it you can do it you should but so about the vote everybody wants to know exactly what happened i think but very few people that know exactly what happened i know i know the machines and all that type of [ __ ] but when they take the machines away and they say okay we're counting these hand by hand the the the results of that have to be official yeah well they definitely like that i understand like the machines but they was like these melon [ __ ] was they they've had to [ __ ] count every vote yeah it's a matter of how they're recording it right you would want to make sure that everybody recorded it accurately i don't know how they do it but i would imagine that when i when i was talking to a guy like mike baker and who's saying that even if there was fraud there's not enough fraud to overturn i would imagine he knows some things yep i don't i'm a [ __ ] so with me talking about he wants we all do that you know we talk about he won she won and there's no way there was fraud or it was definitely fraud or i think trump won by a landslide like people get they get real um connected they get real connected to who's who's winning or losing this election and i get it i mean i'm gonna miss donald trump son yo he's not going anywhere man tv man i'm gonna miss him on tv this [ __ ] tv persona is you know what sucks what sucks that it's his tv persona is like he's a tv [ __ ] it sucks that it's even possible that someone could monkey with an election to the point where you change the outcome it sucks that that's even a thought that we could get into our head that's what's one of the crazy things about people we're so nuts but that wasn't it we believe in a side like people that are good people will do some shady [ __ ] to have their candidate win yeah for sure that's politics we're so crazy that's politics anything goes anything goes yeah so what what bothers me and i do think that biden won the election and i do think that i mean i think there's probably some shenanigans but i think the result is most likely correct but it bothers me that there's even a question it bothers me that anyone would ever think that anyone could but i think that there's republicans the democrats could do it and i think there's democrats that think republicans can do it and i think it's it's going to be real hard to 100 trust the election that's one of the things that's kind of dangerous about someone going after it this election is rigged this election is rigged when trump is doing that he's encouraging p and you know maybe that's a good thing if they are rigged because maybe they're going to be able to figure out how to stop that from happening in the future or maybe it's going to erode or maybe it's going to road people's confidence in the elections and the more he does it the more it erodes and more gets dangerous there's a real argument for that too but listen again i'm i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm talking about man it's just i know it's nuts it's nuts that you would anybody would ever think there'd be any voter fraud on either side but we know that people have done it like that's apparently how they got jfk in wasn't there like some crazy conspiracy about the mob rigged votes for jfk and that's how he became wasn't that a thing jamie yeah i've heard has that ever been proven i've heard talks about recently that they were in such odds with each other that they would never have helped him i think he was really at odds with them afterwards because he didn't like there was the the the thought was that was one of the reasons why he was assassinated that he kind of doubled back on his agreement with the mob explanation i heard they were just helping uh local politicians oh he didn't play the streets to the president well his family were drug runners the kennedys were moonshiners and they made their money selling bootleg liquor during during the time where it was illegal they were basically drug dealers and then they became this gigantic political dynasty they were the trump no not the trump family but they [ __ ] they were more gangster than the trump family really because their their literal background was in drug running like bootleg liquor like moonshot is drugs that's drug running you just don't think of it now because alcohol is legal they were truck runners yeah and who had the [ __ ] connected to the mob and they were connected to the mob like you don't think they [ __ ] with some numbers you don't you don't think there was some corruption who has the [ __ ] money i think there's an assumption too that both sides are going to try to do it i mean that was why that was uh a water gate right the results of this election man it's going to be interesting to see can can can biden work with two parties both parties i hope so i hope they i i hope they prove like the polarization of people that are opposed to uh trump being in office and now they're not republicans and democrats i hope they work together yeah man that's what i hope that's what i help i hope they work together do it faster biden has done got like a lot of time you got to get used to president kamala that's what you got to get used to i said it man she's going to be the first president i said it that's the position i don't see how he can do eight years so what if the economy i don't want to be strong in four i think four he's going to keep it moving man who knows it's a setup i said it on stage i said get ready for your first female black president because this is the setup for her she certainly could win she they grooming it she could she certainly could take over too if he dies or if he can't medically continue anymore but here's another thing you got to think of they're doing [ __ ] to people that they're doing some wild [ __ ] in terms of medicine and regenerative medicine and stem cells and they just hook them up to stem cells every day shoot them up with nad and vitamin feeds and steroids and growth hormone you never know they might keep that [ __ ] around for a long time how joseph kennedy made his fortune hint it was bootlegging no this just wasn't bootlegging oh it wasn't oh i can't see the end because of the white shirt according to the biographer that is a rumor that started in the 60s and 70s when they're trying to figure out who killed jfk and maybe it was them off because they were in that business that sounds like the kennedy family is trying to cover up their dirty tracks it's a rumor the [ __ ] out of here nobody has a rumor about you bootlegging ever no i'm just i was looking because i've heard that too but like right away okay it's like in the stock market that well maybe maybe bootlegging too let's try another source let's see uh joseph kennedy was a bootlegger type that in what well that story is going to come here the daily beast the myth of jos joe kennedy's no so it is a myth i don't know where i would find the correct story to you know i know right like how do you know who's telling the truth and whether or not it's a this big old historical cover-up like if you were bootlegging how much information would there be about you being a bootlegger unless you got arrested for it for me i think cops were probably in on bootlegging back then don't you think everybody that could make money was involved with sure everybody what is my piece you probably they probably were angry that the bars were closed too yeah and then they wanted a couple bottles give me a cup of bottle come on so you can do whatever you want to do do you imagine if that's how we lived right now if booze was illegal imagine as much as people drink if you had to do it all secret you had to like have a big dude by the door you'd have a password to get in you're always worried about getting raided by the cops just so you could have a drink but people would do it they did it they did it for years they made organized crime that's where like al capone made all of his money that's that's yeah that's the argument that's going on right now with um with the mexican cartels like the reason why they're able to make so much money is because all that stuff's illegal and they're consuming it in the united states so you're playing a stupid game you're pretending people aren't taking it when they are you're making it illegal because you said they shouldn't do it but you want to control it you're just empowering organized crime and that's what they did with organized crime in chicago that's what they did with organized crime in a lot of areas of this country where they had that's why they probably want to position people that they had influence over to be politicians for sure they had so much money and back then there was no internet nobody knew what was in your bank account where it came bro shut that ding off geez no i was checking i didn't know oh no sorry man dude put it put that [ __ ] on airplane mode what are you doing okay do you know how to shut off the ding though come on man stop disrespecting me but you've done it a few times i don't understand why it keeps dinging it won't ding again man all right i'm sorry man oh donal donald you can't say [ __ ] now you don't even know how to non-ding your phone just shut the [ __ ] ringer off man no you gotta flip it up towards you you're you're keeping it down which is off man okay i'm just gonna ding again i'm sorry man it's gonna ding from beyond the grave maggie is down here [Laughter] she's adorable man um man what were we just talking about i don't know do you remember jamie oh kennedy's being a bootlegger oh yeah maybe you were i might be full [ __ ] uh but we didn't know you for sure validated the story but it was like there was just a rumor you know how it started right for sure there's a lot of organized crime money in [ __ ] bootlegging that's a fact i'm on antibiotics because i got shot yeah you can't drink for how long like three more days son refreshing though give your body a little bit of a break it is but i'm it is that's it you're looking forward no no not missing it you know what i'm saying like after a show a little shot right well you know i just got this for all the people that's been in the streets and got shot got to get better are you um nervous for the country right now are you nervous about the future no not at all no i believe that we always going to find solutions to stuff like the first thing like you mentioned about people that need to work or whatever the first thing that's going to happen is there's going to be some type of stimulus package approved [ __ ] is going to feel somewhat security or a little better if they have some money to be able to do something but this is just something that this is just something that we're going to get past it's just a it's a matter of time and with the vaccine being on board with them having more ways to test somebody in a faster manner they don't cost as much i think it's going to change people's attitude the way they feel about certain things and things that start turning around i hope you're right um my concern really is about how how hard it's going to be to turn around the economy with that many people out of work that's what my my worry is so many people are going to be broke and so many people are going to lose their houses so many people are going to get evicted i just don't know how they stop that and turn that around when all these jobs are gone because all these businesses went under that's what scares me it's like that this wasn't anticipated that i think there would have been another way to do it you know they certainly didn't lock down as much out here not nearly as much and then that's a good point because i mean like whatever you worked for whatever just could be pulled from under you just like that's the thing about like you can't say that the people that are upset today are soy boys they can't say that they're all [ __ ] because there's a lot of people that are upset through no fault of their own they lost everything right you could be the most disciplined guy in the world you get up early every day you work hard all day you you build a business and then all of a sudden kovid comes around and you know you find out your margins are a lot smaller than you thought well nobody expected it to go eight nine months right so you're not making any money for eight nine months and you can't reopen there's a lot of businesses like that there's a lot of bars there's not enough bailouts there's so many businesses there's not enough and they're not going to give it to all they're not going to give you all you lost you're going to lose a tremendous amount no matter what well there was a lot of people getting that money that was [ __ ] but it was so much goddamn [ __ ] scandal with them pba loans and [ __ ] man everybody was grabbing them [ __ ] you know they'll find money then you got to pay it back i hope we figure out a way to make this uh make this economy bounce back and but i say we when i say we i mean people way smarter than me i hope i hope somebody figures it out about my son had the best life he can have yeah well i hope so too you know what i'm saying like i think that it's gonna get we're gonna just start people gonna be concerned about people close to them and their family and how that situation is going yeah i mean everybody hopes that the next person that gets in office is gonna nail it everybody hopes the next person that gets an office is gonna fix all our problems we gotta change the way we communicate with each other that's a big that's a big one everybody's locked in this trap of uh us versus them of red versus blue of like what whatever the the trap is like whatever your particular trap is there's men versus women traps there's people get crazy with being tribal and being on a [ __ ] team we're supposed to be one team supposed to be united states of america if we differ on small things like immigration or things like financial issues or how to use uh taxes and the most important thing is that we all want what's best for the country we all want the country to do well you want to thank people you want to that's the that's how you want people to feel that's what drove me the most crazy about trump being president i felt like it was the first time i could ever remember where people wanted things to be bad so that he would be a bad president so that i mean i guess they probably did with obama too they wanted things to go bad so they could blame it on him like they would rather have something to blame on him than to have everything go well like if you asked a hardcore trump hater would you rather this would be a good question would you rather the economy become the greatest economy the world has ever known and you'd be totally wrong and trump even though he's a [ __ ] grabber and he's full of [ __ ] and he brags about himself became literally the best person to make the decisions that were the best for the country or would you rather the economy fall to the toilet and trump goes to jail like trump goes to jail yeah yeah there's no party yeah i know he would immediately there would be no hesitation put him in jail [ __ ] him everything's fine everything's fine that sounds like a relationship whatever makes you happy you like [ __ ] that i don't want it to be happy well they definitely didn't want him to do well which is weird like they wanted him to get arrested and then the economy to bounce back that's what part of they but another thing they wanted to joe they wanted um to feel like uh you cared about them they wanted to feel like you cared about something or somebody else other than your fan base that was a big part of it man people didn't i don't think people were just looking for reasons to hate on him and i know some people that like liked him some people love it some people love to know nothing since [ __ ] it people love a guy who came along and said [ __ ] you the politically correct [ __ ] too there's a lot that people liked about him people liked the idea that he got [ __ ] over in this election too they liked the idea that the deep state was involved and that people were rigging voting machines and miscounting votes and people loved those stories i do not know if those stories are true i don't give a [ __ ] about those stories they're a bummer though it's a bummer that there's those stories this would be the ideal scenario whoever won one if it's biden and comma they win and then that's it the transfer of power shake of hands people do what they've always done with obama do whatever you don't want to do that son they don't want to do that that's so corny you don't want to shake him up okay you don't want to give him the secrets you don't give up the keys he's got it give up the cards he's got to do it especially if he wants to run again see if trump wants to do it again he could run one more time in 2024 but the only way he's going to be able to do that he's got to be able to sit down and shake biden's hand and say i'll see you in four years [ __ ] he's got to be you can't said that you can't just keep saying that the voting is a hundred percent rigged and i won this election by a lot and all that's [ __ ] dangerous because it's just dangerous for our confidence it's dangerous yeah people talking about rise up you're gonna it's gonna be something something's going to do don't say that here's the thing i you got to show the evidence first you got to show the evidence first there's just to be like you have to compile all that evidence if there really is that evidence you got to compile it all and present it in a very solid way shut down yeah it's um it's not i mean it's above our pay grade dc even understand national politics on that scale but i think that as a country i think you and i both know that this country's this is like it's never been a position where you don't know what the hell is going to happen you never know like with you never know there's there's so much turmoil and weirdness and you never know what is there going to be another wave of this pandemic are they going to shut everything down again whatever what happens then whatever happened then we go with what has become our new norm we go back to that you know i'm saying like things are about to shift by the spring or the summer this is going to be in a totally different place in regard to how people feel about being in public again they're going to have this they're going to come up with some super rapid testing situation i hope that's going to make the [ __ ] um essential workers people in medical field feel more comfortable they're going to make other people feel comfortable and eventually like people are going to make decisions am i going to [ __ ] hope so what am i going to do to live i hope the vaccine and you know that the election gets resolved quickly jamie if you had a guess if you would no i know but i mean let them let trump say its result if you had a guess what percentage of uh election fraud do you think there was take a guess it's not zero right probably not zero but it's like one two percent like the normal polled i think it's really one percent that's a lot i mean there's 150 million votes i don't think it's i don't think it's a lot i don't think it's one but i think it's i think there's a some less than zero number or some more than zero number rather that is uh voter fraud i think that any reasonable person point one of points yeah it's not and who knows which way it goes because i bet there's voter fraud the other way too we're not hearing about that because biden won but if biden was like trump and he lost that race who knows he might they might try to figure out a way that the republicans cheated i don't know man yo i'm gonna tell you this [ __ ] has turned into comedy son what's turned into comedy this whole just not quitting just it's kind of crazy no it's every day it's tweeting no it's not even crazy it's entertaining it's entertaining i know it's unfortunate for me entertainment but it's entertaining i get that it's entertaining but it makes me nervous it makes me nervous when you start thinking that there's people out there that think that um that there's been a coup right or that trump is attempting a coup there's like two different schools of thought one school of thought is the deep state took over the election and they they they rigged it and the other school of thought is this guy is trying to win even though he lost and he's trying to figure out a way to sue his way back into the white house and this is crazy so this is good yeah so there's uh that's the problem is that there's not enough he's gonna win one end because he's got the power of the people like again those of him losing the support that he has he knows that there's a community he can they're gonna be [ __ ] still on his dick right now because he can shake some [ __ ] up yeah i said [ __ ] him [ __ ] all of them am i ever going to get some help do you have any help today i have it at my house yeah you can't cook it though right i can cook it we have to figure out how much time we have between now and the show yo you can bring some elk to the show son not enough for everybody no just a sample yeah why don't you just come over my house i'll cook for you what time do we have i don't know we'll figure it out when we get out of here let's figure it out off the air though but my two lesbian friends are supposed to meet me son they're not like no like no menage a troia lesbians she's like regular lesbians they're my friends okay that's cool yeah who do they think won biden what hell man what i said my two lesbian friends lesbians adopted mexican son eli who i [ __ ] love you don't think there's lesbians for trump i bet there's a whole website i don't you know what i never thought about that i don't think it's too many lesbians for trump i bet there's a few i bet they get together and like yeah you know like people i don't know i don't think that that's never that's what i never thought about you know that's what's for trump some people are really into anime there's a t-shirt there goes lesbian for trouble oh no [Laughter] it's funny but you would assume that if someone's a lesbian that's what i was kind of getting at that you would instantly know who they're voting for right i mean i know that's kind of profound but i was definitely like a short haircut you know short haircut [ __ ] man cut out suit with the tie right like how many girls with blue hair or pink hair voted for trump is it less than zero that's a good stat yeah trump pride gay republicans on why they're backing the president because they get to dress up again again have a good time it's a cool outfit it's uh such a weird time man such a weird time but i'm ready to just get on the river bro i get it i'm ready nature into some nature do you think you're gonna move there would you move there i think so it's a good place to be i think the community i mean it's just like just such a community man this summer and it was just so simple would you um would you get rid of your place in la and just settle down there yeah i could do that i could do i could do it better for travel really if you wanted to go left or right you're more closer to the middle for everything man i just want to be around some trees i think that's one good thing about people that can escape from la there's a lot of people that are escaping from new york as well and they're moving to the the suburbs and they're they're liking it better they're more relaxed or get some space people who are like instead of being in the chaos yeah i can drive to the chaos yeah you know it's like [ __ ] people from we're not even drive now a lot of people are working from home so you don't think it's going to change i think there's going to be a lot of companies that realize like hey i don't need this gigantic space to handle all these people i can let people work from home they're more productive because a lot of times people in offices they get together they talk they have fun you know there's a lot of work oh man i used to [ __ ] be in the [ __ ] break room i never was doing work always in the breakdown i've seen dudes in cubicles doing this [ __ ] whether the cubicle's here and they're both on the outside they're just having a conversation they're nowhere near their computer people do that all the time if no one's watching people do that all the time in some jobs don't get it don't get personal if it's you back from the cubicle that's hilarious there's a lot of dudes that are working all over the place that would be more productive if they just had a certain amount of work to do and they could just get it done at home you know but sometimes they want to patrol i think it's a good idea there's a lot of people that have jobs you have to be there right auto mechanic a lot of people fill in the blank carpenter a lot of people have jobs got to be there but there's certain jobs like why do you need yeah why do you need to sit through an hour and 15 minutes of traffic when you can just do it through zoom and just sit here in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and get all your [ __ ] work done like what why do you why do you need to go somewhere you don't with computers today you don't have to go anywhere you don't have to go anywhere they just want to control the movements of it they just want to it's it makes sense and i think it's going to go to that everybody's like i'm working from home i'm working from home and they're getting getting the job done yeah everything is different a lot of people are going to be able to stay home and so i think that's just going to change the nature of cities in general less people are going to have to commute to them but that's one probably good thing about this is that people are going to not have to commute as much so maybe the roads won't be as jammed up if that that saves people so much [ __ ] stress if you're a dude who works in orange county and you live in l.a and you got to make that drive every morning you ever see that [ __ ] drive that's right i'm not driving insane i've come from that job i've been going the other way of that drive when you go orange county to l.a at 7 00 am you want to just [ __ ] end it you just you just like i can't do this every day but you can do it for a minute because that's the route that i because i um my account is out in orange county and i did that trip a couple times and i kind of enjoyed being up in the in the morning with it because i don't have to do i didn't do it because you don't have to do it every day if you had a job and you had to be at your job at 8 30 in the morning every day and you live in orange county you got to go to l.a you got to leave your house before 7. yeah you're going to accept the fact that every morning there's a likelihood a high likelihood it's going to take you an hour and a half or you could lose zoom where you're going zoom i wanna zoom yeah and you can wake up instead of waking up at six you wake up at eight you wake up at eight have a cup of coffee sit down turn on your [ __ ] computer i get a little bit of toast i got maggie i understand yeah i gotta get up early i'm not like the old the old donald is gone joe i get it like she's down there curled up i'm just happy that there's alternatives for some people where they at least can work if they can't be in an office at least they can do some stuff on zoom but for other people man that's what i was that's what i'm worried about what i'm worried about is everything restarting like how does man joe joe joe i know you worried about it and you have concerns that everybody worried about have concerns but adventurous like this yo what the [ __ ] are you gonna do you gotta figure it out people are gonna have to figure it out yeah man it's like i understand you keep saying yeah man then i feel sorry for them sorry eventually you're gonna have to figure it the [ __ ] out eventually nobody's gonna be able to help you nobody's going to be able to vouch for you and you got to do it your [ __ ] self dave david gaga said it man it goes back to that same point man they looking for answers you are the answer you got two excuses a good one and a bad one at the end of the day it's the same [ __ ] excuse i've said it before and i know people like well it's easy for you to say it's not easy for anybody to say whatever's going to happen moving forward it's not easy for anybody to say everybody's gonna have their opinion of it everybody's gonna be on the opinion of well give him a chance maybe he could bring the world back together it's gonna be a lot of trump [ __ ] like yo [ __ ] you [ __ ] there's been no supporter that's been angrier than the trump supporter to the extent that they're sore winners and sore losers you got to pick a sword [Laughter] you can't just take both swords you see the thing is they think they got robbed that's why his tweets are dangerous and even if you do joe yeah even if you do have you feel this is the part that's [ __ ] up is this mine i have something this is the part that's [ __ ] up sitting here for a while probably not hot anymore what was i saying son this is the part that's [ __ ] up about being sore winners and sore losers you gotta pick a sore you gotta pick a sword and everything is not gonna always go your way but you don't have to be upset about it see the thing is though what he's saying to them is it was a robbery so he thinks it's a robbery it's definitely starting [ __ ] that's you got it that's it right there yo why all your [ __ ] gotta be extra strong man this is like sturdy coffee what's that does he want to come in who out there dave's out there tell that [ __ ] to come in son yeah tell him to come on in come on do we have a camera for him maybe that's when he's waiting but he gets tested every day doesn't he maggie just jumped up have you ever seen a baby dog little tiny little dog i've never seen a tiny little dog i had one i used to have one it wasn't quite that small but it was pretty small i've seen little dogs i've just never seen one in the baby form squad david what's up what's happening oh no you wanna sit right here i don't know how many microphones we have unfortunately my guys is there um is there any coffee yeah this is coughing the japanese start small what's up man what are you doing oh bro living the dream good to see you how's austin be treating you uh great we did two nights uh at stubbs stubs barbecue the guy from the barbecue sauce so he has a like a stage it's an outdoor you've never been there it's outdoor event you know joe you will love this they said you was there no they said you were somewhere else i went to the vulcan gas company that's the only place i've been in town michelle is doing it oh that's great that's the gig she's got coming up yeah cause cap city's gone so people are doing shows anywhere they can are you gonna are you gonna buy a club here yes you got to yes i'll be the first gig all right you heard it here folks i felt like i have to it's like as soon as cap city went under i was like oh [ __ ] oh now i have to but i i don't know what's going to happen after biden gets into office whether there's going to be another lockdown like a national lockdown for a while so i'll wait until after that blows over yeah i just keep moving forward that's all yeah you know what i mean like everything that i've seen you do moving here to austin and you just gets gangsters correct thanks we find a way yeah we find a way we were just talking about that people find a way i was saying like what are people gonna do you know with restarting the economy and you know trying to get a job when all these businesses went under like how does everything go and don i was just saying we do what we have to do we figure it out that's true i'm far from an economist but i will say that planning for your future is a good thing it's a necessary thing even even though it's uncertain you have to remember the sun does rise every morning yeah so just keep moving and people that are in this [ __ ] right now never thought that it was going to happen now that they know that this is a possibility now we have to plan for the future for the future yeah i've never seen this before never you know you've never seen something as large as the american economy stop and then start back up but it's a global phenomenon it's like it's it's not like it's just happening to us we're just handling it terribly i like how you handle it though i like doing those shows that you did in yellow springs it's a great idea it was wonderful we did it in that chapel that whole area outside yeah there's a brazilian all outdoors i talked to my doctor my family practitioner and he told me you should play outdoors if you play indoors use uv air filters you know like the specs of a building that might be safer many buildings now today are not outfitted this way and and you know you hope for the best you take every necessary precaution reasonable precaution and and but it's a pandemic there's no guarantees are you getting any people giving you [ __ ] about doing shows no no nothing i mean even if i did you know what i mean who cares [Laughter] and that's it there's nothing you can do about it nobody no matter what you know read about jesus seem to be a really good guy they killed him that's just the nature of people donald this dog is hilarious man this dog is a angel this dog makes everybody feel good she's so cute i've never seen a little dog as a baby i've only seen them as full-grown little dogs this this is gonna be her size right here that's how she's gonna stack yeah she's gonna stay like this with a little bit more bark and more oh now how is it traveling with it is it more or the company i mean it's dope like i'm like when i got her i was like this oh she's an emotional dog right but now that i got him like this yeah i'm an emotional human oh and like like yo let me tell you something sometimes i'll be up at 5 30 and she'll be up her ears and be up looking like what we doing [ __ ] and i'm like at least somebody understands me right it increases the amount of love you have yeah right because you're this dog and she follows me everywhere yeah well i was at the show the other night i was on stage and they said she was shaking barking when she heard my voice yeah it's crazy she was she was like where are you at she loves you yeah it's a different world man you got a little dog that counts on you like that those are different kinds of dogs too they're so little they have to be held you need to carry them most of the time she's scared of cold like why is she shaking she might be a little combination of both she maybe she needs a drink maybe she has to piss she's five months old how is she keeping it together don't talk about her like that she's good she probably just needs a little warmth do you have do you have dogs yeah i only have one dog you probably have a huge wolf kind of dog no i have a golden retriever i have the sweetest dog in the world he's the nicest target that dog looks perfect he's so nice that dog looks like he has a great life he's just a love sponge like that dog is just all about love all he wants to do is like kiss you and let you pet him and who spends the most time with your dog me probably yeah yeah i can see him i spent a lot of time with him we have a morning ritual what's the ritual i just get up in the morning as soon as i see him good morning sir good morning sir he starts freaking out oh and he go for a while for a while yeah he does that but he loves chasing balls more than anything he's a great guy i didn't thank you there you go no he's a sweet dog you got a dog uh uh three of them what kind uh australian shepherd and uh one kind of like this what they call it a chowini i think they call it it's half chihuahua half one of those hot dogs that's the one baba remember the one in my special baba that's him that's your weenie you have this and i have my dog and then uh my my daughter has a little uh a little dog like this not a not a chihuahua i can't remember what kind of dog she is my daughter has a chihuahua mix it's like a chihuahua with like i think he's got some whippet or something in him so he's a chihuahua with long legs he's adorable you know i always wanted i wanted my kids to train animals when they were little really that's one of these things i should have followed through but the reason i did it is because i wanted to learn how to be patient with other with people and i figured if they train the dog or something it takes patience look this dog is adorable but she don't know nothing yet yeah she don't know [ __ ] she knows snacks the real problem is when you get dogs that need a lot of training like if you want to have a german shepherd or a working dog like a belgian malinois a lot of people get those dogs you don't realize like you you basically got like a little genius with teeth that lives with you that wants to figure figure out problems you know those like uh have you heard of those celebrity like the german shepherds the guard dogs the real ones with that no 200 commands yeah schutzen training yeah yeah yeah yeah i've seen guys do that some comedians got one of those dogs spent like 200 grand on it and it died in like a week those are crazy if you can have a dog like that that's a commitment man like those dogs need work that's what i'm saying german and [ __ ] those dogs are so smart they're from a long history of working dogs those are task oriented dogs this dog's a long history of something is she adorable come on maggie she is come here she doesn't want to be held back bro have you ever taken a dog hunting no you can't do that right now not my dog it's too dangerous well you wouldn't want him to be in the woods first of all could probably scare off the animals but second of all he has like the instincts that chase squirrels and [ __ ] he chases squirrels but he's like a he's a lover he's not he's there's no aggression in him like with other dogs like he's always the beta he's always uh he's he tries to be the alpha but they bark at him he's like sorry sorry the australian shepherd's like that she's well she's like she's like the dog you described that needs work like you can tell she's a herder she corrals kids she corrals me and that interesting yeah they have it in their dna they've seen that they really do it's uh and the dog is really smart i never trained this dog but you you would think i had i just talked to it and you could see her face trying to figure out what i'm talking about it's really cool i think he's doing something with the dog out there to beat his dog they do figure out words like it's not just commands like my dog knows you hungry man you want to eat like he knows wow he knows when i say you hungry what do you want to do dude you want to throw the ball he's like what's up with the [ __ ] ball go over by where the ball is you got to go outside and he'll just start walking towards the door like he knows a few phrases because i i definitely trained him like sit and all that [ __ ] but some dogs are just smarter than other dogs he's a really smart dog uh yeah man does he like austin do you like it i love it i love it i love it here what do you what did he do that'd be like oh darnell [Music] hey that's actually you did a great job you actually put it back perfect that's perfect i was dead in frame don't worry about it man damn that's the best recovery i've ever seen from one of these stupid things these aren't ideal these cameras mounted on the wall i like this setup a lot man thank you like it feels homey you actually just tricked me into doing the podcast sorry that's good i don't know i'm going to come and do it like for real for real for real for real okay yeah as a matter of fact i should come after the inauguration okay let's do it i'll come after the inauguration that sounds great nobody believe i got shot son yo dave i don't know what's going on man but everywhere i go don't eat all right why i can't eat over here you're gonna crunch on the air where you're crunching in the microphone you're eating come on man he was gonna he said that he was going to bring enough elk for me and you i would totally do that is it is it good yes have you ever tried a gentleman yeah it's good so what do you do you make jerky you barbecue it i just put it on a grill i usually uh i put it on a you know what a traeger grill is it's a pellet grill so it just has like little wood pellets they make with sawdust the sawdust and these pellets pour it into the machine so it's basically just fire and wood so it's like keep it at a low temperature control it like 265 until it hits 120 degrees internal temperature then i pull it and then i sear the outside one of two ways either i do it in a cast iron frying pan with beef tallow which is rendered beef fat oh wow or i do would have a grill i could do it outside on another kind of grill usually i like to do it in the cast iron frying pan you heard it here first joe rogan doesn't just like killing animals he likes cooking them too then he always has a perfect he got this perfect little chopping block he put him on i like it he always throw the jalapenos on his side right and it's just you see this perfectly seared meat and then the knife is like a japanese some extra [ __ ] did you see a little blood it did a little jalapenos and he's showing off so do you cook it all dave you're not not anything like you guys danielle can cook all i hear i couldn't believe it he challenged me i i thought he was joking he's like i'm a cook for all these people i literally thought he was joking i said he can't cook he's like what he's like he was offended so he makes me take him to a grocery store this is in ohio and i i was laughing the whole time until he started shopping he goes to the lady do you have clam juice i said i've got clam juice he's trying to ask for all these [ __ ] ingredients killed it cooked for like 20 of my friends in ohio and then went and did a show it was amazing and then i made him apologize to him he was like you did a good job i was like no [ __ ] you got to do it on stage you said you was going to promise us on stage [ __ ] that [ __ ] i'm saying it on the podcast it was amazing no i made him sad i was like he was like yeah donna i was like nah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you say how did you learn to cook just watching my mother cook just watching cooking shows but i do remember when i was younger my mother was a part of publishers clearinghouse and i think they had like one promotion where you get a betty crocker's recipe book and it had all these recipe cards and it just send it to you and it's like like meats and then you see all these recipes and i used to look at the recipe i was like man we got [ __ ] to make none of this with we had the recipe we didn't have the ingredients so i just started reading those recipe because when i got older i was like i should start just [ __ ] with this [ __ ] i couldn't cook and then i just started [ __ ] around and just started having fun with you go off recipes now or do you have it in your head i go off of it 100 percent yeah you know what i'm saying it's like you know what cooking it's like a technique the art of cooking like a order cooking you know how to cook you could cook whatever it just all depends on what spices or whatever but if you're not a cook you're not a cook what's a specialty i don't really have a specialty really i don't have a specialty i'll follow a recipe somebody will do something i'll get inspired by something but i do know i make these garlic noodles right it's not a specialty but it's a whopper it's like a wet ass [ __ ] just it's a wet ass [ __ ] dish son there's no way around it they love the garlic noodles and i make a dope ass garlic you can put whatever protein you want on it but the garlic noodles are [ __ ] crazy in fact you made those at night i did yeah you did that was i was impressed i yeah i probably i love this thing you said the metaphor we had the recipes just not the ingredients that's a good metaphor for like a lot of things in life we had the recipes but none of the ingredients we didn't have it that's a oh that's a bar you should write that down yeah oh will i remember it but this is the truth someone will tell you it's true just watch the podcast tomorrow yeah everyone wants equal access to the ingredients that's right i had the recipe real equality right what's the ingredient the difference that really is the difference that's a great way to that's a great metaphor it is yeah for life that's what i was telling y'all [ __ ] man it's right there yo he been not listening to my story the whole show i listened he doesn't believe you anytime i mentioned i got shot i believed him the first time i believed him the second time i believed him every time you know pierre edwards yes great comedian i i saw a video today with some some guy's instagram he's a comedian it was me introducing him at a comedy club when i was like 17. wow someone just sent it to me at the blues yeah from dc which one oh yeah p.m from dc yeah you should do the funniest joke about getting shot i'm not gonna do another guy's joke but you know he got shot in dc like one night he oh yeah i remember that yeah he's funny he's funny dude i got shot nobody [ __ ] believe me man we believe you yo are you gonna bring some elf i told you i'll cook some i'm ready i'm ready man i want to see what's what they say in the streets what's all this fuss is about i want some elk son yo everywhere i go [ __ ] say did you try the elk that's all i know what is that is it gamey no it's not gamey it's not like there's a weird taste that people associate with like venison a gamey taste and for the most part it's either hasn't been prepared correctly or it wasn't taken care of correctly after the animal died like that's for the most part with the game it's a different flavor but i think what people associate with with not tasting good like mmm i think a lot of that a lot of it not all of it but a lot of it isn't just personal taste it's bad preparation you get a steak from a grocery store you're assuming that professional butchers like people to grow the cows professional butchers all down the line they get the steak if you've got a guy's dear me who knows how this guy took care of that [ __ ] deer you know he could have had that [ __ ] [ __ ] nowhere no marvelous ain't no marblization in there nowhere sometimes people uh you know sometimes people shoot them and this is a good elk day right here so it is a good outcome look wait let's what does the captain say watch he mention something about a jalapeno somewhere this is the final product oh [ __ ] that's pretty right but what's that a dry rub what rub is that that's a saskatchewan blackened saskatchewan it's a traeger rub it's like uh like a cajun style almost but it's got it's always like a blackened but not like it's like a lot of salt too delicious it's the perfect rub i love that rub for for elk so wait when you cook it you like you cut it up yourself you know how to cut steaks out of this yes that's the whole part that part is easy because that part is uh what's called the back strap that's the big thick piece of meat that's on each side of the spine look at the knife though [ __ ] what kind of is that a japanese no that's an american knife who made that knife what is it does it say in the caption it doesn't there's no tag or nothing the dude who uh made it was [ __ ] dave you wouldn't even watch you wouldn't eat that it's in there somewhere same knife real close to it so if you're killing elk how long are you eating that elk you can eat it for a whole year literally a year yeah they're huge yeah same knife here i got it there it is the guy gave me the knife there's it let's see neanderthal oh chumny knives c-h-u-m and flies knife looks dope it's a dope knife um yeah you'd eat it for all year it's hundreds of pounds of meat it's like 400 huge huge so okay say you're shooting elk you you're bow hunting i'm a mansion yeah it what happened it runs off you got to follow it for like a day or two or like a year ago if you hit them right they die pretty quick ow okay he do it with a botox yeah but you have to practice a lot man this [ __ ] do with a bow it's not easy but the point is i know exactly where that meat's coming from like that i know the whole chain of command i know everything that's happened from the time that animal got hit until the time i'm cooking it that's interesting you know because yeah it's mind-blowing i get all my meats from strangers yeah most people do yeah you don't think about it i was in alaska once and the lady told me that she hadn't eaten something she hadn't killed herself uh in years wow this woman looked like a betty crocker model like a house mom she was working in an ammunition store and you know i had never been to a gun store before it was ridiculous this is in fairbanks alaska there was so many like think of a kind of gun the guy goes this is a sniper rifle it can you can shoot a bear with this from two miles away couldn't imagine why i would shoot a bear that was two miles i couldn't i was the weirdest sales [ __ ] and he literally said that to me yeah that's like a thousand yards right isn't that is it two miles two miles way way right how many thousand miles is a um a mile or thousand oh five thousand feet is a mile right it's not yards it's close yeah it's great so they can shoot things they can shoot things at a thousand yards like snipers have hit shots at a thousand yards so just think of that number it was a crazy thing to just be able to sell to somebody you know i'm not gonna get all that gun stuff but a mile is 5 000 and then a thousand yards a bullet that's crazy that's so far that's really far that's a long that's a long squint yeah they could 10 000 feet for them nothing that's not a scope though that has to be a scope well again this was alaska so you got to think things like guns there are are more utilitarian than likes you know new york or something people do need you want to tuli out there i think yeah everybody has guns up there well they also have bears and [ __ ] moose and [ __ ] yeah it's crazy up there it looks it looks unfinished it's beautiful it's a wild place it's one of the last real the the people that live up there are a different kind of human they're more they have they just they're they're more durable they're not soybean eaters no they have all these little alaskanisms they call they call leaving alaska going outside really yeah they say it's like a call they say the lower 48th we all heard that before right yeah they'll call the rest of the continental us lower 48. um tons of them but it was it was fun up there man nice people i've only done shows up there once i did shows in anchorage with ari we had a good [ __ ] time they were good people but they're sturdy they're like you could tell they can they survive winter you deal with [ __ ] that people don't have to deal with the male to female ratio the male to female ratio guys out number women in alaska i think ten to one ten to one it's not many women awesome [ __ ] are sexy as [ __ ] out there [ __ ] ten to one well yeah that's what you would think you think oh if you're a woman i was great ten guys you got ten dusty dirt on the fingernail choices these guys are rugged right right these guys are rugged you know what i mean yeah like just think of the jobs you have i was the only dude in the nail shop in fairbanks alaska everybody else's nails their hands look like [ __ ] yo you was killing it i've been mining all day i met a guy as a gold miner weird jobs like that that's how i was when i was in the air force when i was stationed in kunsan korea it was like 10 guys to every girl and whoever she was she was america's next top model she had the attitude like she was like every one of them chicks was like [ __ ] you got to compete that's why [ __ ] was going downtown it's definitely an unhealthy you know danielle you know danielle speaks korean like thomas not fluently but just casual but no i didn't know that we were in new york when we were shooting chapel show we walk into a deli yeah and you know two korean guys sitting talking to each other danielle turns up you know how he talks he starts coming back but you know starts doing the thing and i thought he was [ __ ] with him i'm like oh come on man i'll do that like i'm so sorry sir and the guy cause the guy looked shocked and then the guy started talking back and they talked to each other for a couple seconds and i'm like i was floored staring at him i couldn't believe it he goes oh they thought he said they thought we were stealing son and i told him that we wasn't still i think he called like a dog-eating [ __ ] in his own language yeah and he was he loved it but he said it you promised me you call him a doggy [ __ ] yeah kasich yeah i he was saying something about you while you were standing there and he didn't know that you could speak korean yeah it was but we were wearing kids conversation me and the guy was engaged in conversation dave thought i was mocking him you know dave thought i was manga but i was really having a conversation with him so dave didn't know he thought i was like [ __ ] like yo you can't talk like that and then i was rocking with him i was like oh [ __ ] those guys were floored i was flawed they're like when they see a black guy going to one of those stores that speak any level of korean they [ __ ] lose it like how often does that happen well clearly this means one could surmise that when you were in the air force you spent a lot of time off base i did you would just be in town and just hanging out i would just go when we had days off i would go to like these little small cities wherever they live just they never experienced americans let alone a black guy and i would catch boats and [ __ ] over there just hang out with them and that's how i got they got accustomed to me and i got accustomed to them can you read it no i couldn't read it but i could back in the day i could spell my name but it was just like i was with trustworthy people you know we all worked together and it was just like [ __ ] can i do man let's go see what your culture is about you know that's cool that you learn that that's a rare thing that's probably a difficult language to pick up too the sounds are so different well to me i think it's a testament that you're a people person which goes back to the original point we all made you find a way if you want to hang out and talk to people and nobody speaks your language i don't speak that language yeah you find a way yeah you will did you learn from books did you take classes at the main gate we worked at maine gate you would have 12 hours 16 hour days so you it's a one american on one side and there's two koreans on the other side you could just stare at each other all day or you could just start doing word association you know i mean it's pointing that stuff down come someday chummy that was the greeting i would say when it comes some that's what they would say come something don't trouble them but i would switch it to me come something i'll tell them roland zimmer don't touch them don't answer phone because i sound like them and then they would say something else i didn't know i was like yeah yeah it comes i'm not telling them touch them up they'd be like oh because your accent was perfect yeah i would do the same like when i started learning spanish i went to ecuador once for like six weeks i just started picking up spanish i had a driver that i i just met the guy i hired him so he would try the car he spoke like a little bit of english and i spoke less spanish but we did the same thing by the end of it by the end of six weeks my man i could speak spanish yeah but i wouldn't mimic i would mimic the action of whoever taught me the word if i learned a word from an argentinian i'd say like an argentinian says it if i that's why when i when i do korean or whatever when i do it even when i do it in my act when it's broken korean people know that's the oddishie he got the tone of an older person a respected person it's oddish oh yeah it's like they know like a real karen could tell who i was around to give my my my accent or however i did it so i have a friend named japanese naki i know japanese naki yeah she she is from tokyo and and for some reason when she was in high school moved to alabama she learned english from alabama people whoa and and which created one of the more hilarious accents i've ever heard in my gotta life i just like where's she got a country she got a country accent wow she's yeah she's and she likes lemon pepper chicken wings it's that kind of stuff yeah in other languages there's all these weird tones that change the meaning of words in korean in particular right in korea in particular because you can tell the way people use their voice when you talk to people older people always talk down to people no matter what you did it don't matter what it is for you to celebrate it it's always like it wasn't enough do you know that those problems in communication is why korean air only teaches pilots in english they only learn and communicate in english they're not allowed to communicate how do you know that well because they started they they recognized there was an issue with the superior and dealing with a superior like if you were my captain and i was your i couldn't say certain things to you if the [ __ ] plane is going to crash i can't simply say you you're doing it the wrong way this is you can't say it but in english you can't so they taught them to communicate in english because it's it changes the way or they only use english because it changes the way you communicate with people you don't have like that cultural classification of the superior of you know an older person who demands respect i get it and that's the one thing people don't understand about especially korean culture is the level of respect that they have yeah that's that people think it's like oh they don't [ __ ] with me because i'm black no the level of respect they have they give a [ __ ] about being older like that's money that's prestige that's everything you being older korean culture was money you know i was around koreans i like this yeah i like this cultural nuance korea is a what they don't have is like like korean dads don't really have connection with their kids like that they don't have like the ultimate emotional oh you did a good job [ __ ] don't they're very hard they're very hard on their kids that's it in general um i had a good friend of mine who was a doctor he was going through his residency while he was on the national taekwondo team and the dude would literally be in school and he would take breaks to put his backpack on he's fill the backpack up with with books and run up staircases and go all the way back down and then go back to go into the library to finish his work oh wow and then he would find a way to go to the gym every day and he won the national championship and there's this korean kid i've never met a person who worked harder in my life to this day i think about that dude he was always tired i go how are you doing man he goes i'm always tired i'm always that [ __ ] every day would be in that gym every day junk sick chang that was his name is he still alive i don't know i haven't talked to him in a long time he was um he's just a guy that uh was like he was probably like the star student of our team during my uh when i was competing because he was this guy that was not just a national champion but also a guy who did it while he was in his [ __ ] medical residency like the amount of work that he was capable of doing was insane and he was like the way koreans are in you know the way he would describe it to me he's like nothing's ever enough no matter what i do it's never perfect like no one no one's here to praise me i gotta keep working hard sounds like a fun guy jesus christ they're younger korean military yeah it's like when you were like when somebody was uh outranked or whatever they used to do this thing called education where they could just talk to a little korean [ __ ] any kind of where they went yeah and they used to have this little greeting they used to do and then you just see the other the young koreans just like like they could do whatever they wanted to this [ __ ] he could not do nothing but just show them yeah you have to take it they used to like there was no rules like if you do this they would [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] up or whatever they came back but there's one thing i like that you described the reverence for older people yeah i feel like here in america we just discard people yeah really quick yeah it's not wise we should get more than half price at the movies that's a certain point yeah come on that's the least they could do well we've we've forgotten that it's important to have people that are older than you that figure life out a little bit better than you have to help lead the way we got guys we're running for president the way they kept going in on joe biden for being old yeah you know trump you know whatever it's whatever so come on man like it's a trumpet that's what i mean i like when trump calls the elderly the elderly as if that somehow doesn't apply to him yo that's how i help y'all dave i did a show once right and i was so caught up in myself i was like look at all these old head [ __ ] that i went to high school with right i was like old ass [ __ ] that i'm their same age i forgot that that's real that's real every once in they are a lot older than me and they're the same age yeah they're the exact same age i'm talking [ __ ] yeah all my all my friends around my age you don't feel it yeah they're more like they they have like you know i mean they dress the part that's why it's very important for older people to actually have their [ __ ] together because when older people actually have their [ __ ] together maybe people will resume the idea of respecting older people like maybe maybe it'll become more of a trend in the future but whenever all the people are that old and they're still crazy when that's a problem with a guy like trump that old and still i won this and big like all the craziness like the girl used to bang called her horse face on twitter like that kind of crazy yeah that kind of craziness it's like but you come to expected of him though it became very entertaining man he made it all entertaining but then it was a show in people's lives but it's like close like you know how you'll see old person dressed up and you know that maybe like 30 years ago that outfit was the [ __ ] you know what i mean yeah but but but maybe he's not killing it today and it's it's like you you could see him put it on one time and just be like this is it go on without me fashion keep going isn't it funny how fashion eventually comes back around and then you got dudes dressing up like they're old-timey photographers when i grew up this summer for me i just grew up with it i don't even give a [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i'm like i remember this summer sun i was starting to buy [ __ ] that had waterproof on it you know what i mean reversible i was i was like [ __ ] that [ __ ] city boy [ __ ] i was buying [ __ ] that was fitting for the condition and the weather that i was in right clothes become utilitarian yeah i was like brother you get out of a city your guy wears a work clothes for you know to work in the world that's right everything's practical alaskans understand that [ __ ] boy do they they get it it'd be a hard place to go like if i had to go buy some clothes for a date in alaska boy that's a tough one yeah yeah you have nothing to do i hope you like waders [ __ ] you got a few days a year where it's cold where it's not cold outside and those days it's light 24 hours but those people are conditioning for it now but that's where it's weird when it's 24 hours out of it they had all these signs up because this was like in november all these it was like game of thrones winter is coming and there were these signs that said get your happy lights have you heard of this no they're like uh uv lights that people put in their house to to mimic sunshine just so that they don't get depressed i couldn't sleep they're homegrown man it's like all that's crazy do you remember that uh there was a vampire movie a few years back called 30 days of night i don't know it's all about vampires that show up in alaska because there's 30 days where it never gets light out oh that's a good premise so these vampires just [ __ ] this town up for 30 days because they know when so they they bring this vampire familiar that pulls the boat into the anchorage shore or whatever the [ __ ] they landed and they get out in this small town and just wreak havoc on this town for 30 days robin williams and al pacino did a movie the opposite of that it's called insomnia you ever seen that i didn't see that it was a weird character thing pacino's character uh is a cop uh this is real and and and rob uh robin williams is a guy he's looking for for an anus crime right the the backdrop of the movie was that it was daylight for 24 hours a day and the guy had terrible insomnia oh that's a rough way to live when it never gets dark out i remember doing it uh when i was in anchorage i was with uh did shows up there with aries fear and we went uh fishing and it was like two o'clock in the morning it was bright outside i was like this is weird man i would love that it's weird it i would love it too fishing at two o'clock oh yeah you can just keep going there's parts where it gets dark like bears did you fly you fly fish no we uh we're trolling for salmon how do you travel for salmon you pull a boat you've got like a boat and you cast some lures in and you're really trying to get the salmon aggravated that's what they wanted they're not really hungry at that point they're trying to [ __ ] so when they they get your lure they're really pissed off at it more than anything jesus christ people have thought of everything who the [ __ ] would think to aggravate a fish aggravate salmon yeah somebody that needed that yeah there's certain salmon that only eat plankton they don't need they eat like microscopic [ __ ] like they don't really eat fish this is in a river you're doing it yeah you you pull lures but i think that's um is that chinook or sockeye or i'm trying to figure out which one doesn't really eat fish and the only time you catch them is when you piss them off i don't know nothing about my salmons like sockeye i don't know my salmons had different personalities than anything so well some some fish just eat fish right and some fish just eat microscopic [ __ ] and there's one particular type of salmon that only eats microscopic [ __ ] and the way you catch it is by getting it pissed and that's in alaska they do that out of like bristol bay i think that's chinook is that correct and uh salmon migrate right yeah they migrate yeah so are they salt water or are they fresh water houses they're both okay that's what i thought yeah they're they they move through i forget what it's called but they uh they go out to salt water and they come back to spawn in fresh water and they have to do it in the same river so if you damn the river up they're [ __ ] and they die they don't know where to go and they they never wind up reaping which is one of those figures that's money like which one is it salmon's huge well you know out of all fish it's like probably tuna really yeah but there's you know they're running out of tuna man they keep just jacking tuna talk to those old tuna guys in japan and they're like we used to see a lot of tuna now you go to the tuna market it's a fraction of what it used to be there's just not as much tuna left yeah people love sushi i know they do in atlanta this was a lot of money what happened he's referring to it i know that love of sushi and atlanta bro they had a big thing about sushi in atlanta what happened quick question quick question before i go this is what because this is coming up and the next time we meet i want to ask you about what you think the vaccine are you taking it i'll take it if it works if i feel that the doctors have all gotten their opinions behind it and they think you know what it is is like an mrna vaccine this new vaccine that makes your body think that it doesn't introduce actual covenant your system and you fight it off it makes your body think that it's covered and your body builds the proper proteins to fight it off a guy explained it to us yesterday nicholas christakis he's from yale um he thinks he likes no he doesn't he's a good man he uh he thinks that he's a great man and i won't let you disparage him like no i'm not disparaging he's like he's certain [ __ ] a soy bean muffin soybean he's a doctor okay anyway he uh he thinks the vaccine will be uh very effective and uh even if you if it doesn't keep you from getting it it'll prevent or hopefully prevent you from getting a bad case of it i don't know though so so what would you need would you would you would you need just the consensus of a body of doctors you trust and people's experiences because people have already taken it so if people have taken it like what is the experience they say that they you know had uh they felt like [ __ ] for a few days that's it now is that true i mean who are they have you talked to them what's a few days and what do you mean by feel like [ __ ] like did you try running four days later and you still felt terrible like so it apparently they're distributing this vaccine almost now right i don't think it's totally ready but it very soon will be ready and uh if it's effective they're going to encourage people to take it it's it makes people feel really nervous for like doctors and like essential people yeah first and then um it's going to probably people that are high risk like yeah but the thing is it's going to have people have a sense of like there is something that could be done now like it's a sense of hope it's a sense of progress it's a sense of like you know we it was at one time we didn't have a thought of a vaccine now we got competitors and [ __ ] yeah people to think different listen if it works we should take it just but i know how people get real nervous people don't [ __ ] with vaccines i told you that son how do you feel about it hey black people don't [ __ ] with no vaccines dave well i mean i feel like it's inconclusive because your caveat was i'd take it if i felt safe about it yeah well that's just just the thing don't you feel like that same way of course but so now you know for the first time we're learning we're learning how a drug the process of a drug you know going through trials we're learning this literally as a nation we're all watching this thing take place an accelerated version of it an accelerated version of it because usually a vaccine takes multiple years to develop yeah so this is uh really quick to be able to have something this quick and turn it around and it's like those movies where they find a cure by the end and you're like oh it's [ __ ] they're doing it well not a cure but a vaccine that's a big deal it's the good thing is if another one comes around they're going to be more prepared to do something like this quicker right like i think people needed to really understand that in our lifetime something can kill the world's economy and and kill hundreds of thousands of people here and a million people worldwide i think everybody i don't think we i think we knew it but i don't think we really expected it right now they knew it they were the obama administration had prepared for precisely that eventually reality but i mean us of course we couldn't write my mind around it even if they told you even if you watched bill gates speech and ted talk in 2015 you would never internalize it and think there's there's a pandemic coming now nobody now we know there is now the the we're going to want to invest in the the medical infrastructure to make sure that they prepare better next time this is hopefully people are going to learn from this that's oh yeah 100 people know glass has nothing to go nothing is going to be new there's nothing going to be new about it no well the debate is is largely philosophical right i mean to this thing there's two schools of thought one school of thought is it's just going to be what it's going to be and we'll you got to keep moving like why close anything and the other school thought which i thought was you know it was more than just a philosophy it was it was a science right remember the premise when they locked us up was we have to wait to catch up to our medical infrastructure yeah so we don't over burden our medical infrastructure we got to suppress the disease till we can build up the infrastructure and they gave us an early estimate of two weeks this is how a comedian does when the comedian is doing a real long set he goes one more thing before i go and then he does that four or five times and you realize oh this guy's going to do another hour oh yeah that's so [ __ ] rude yeah yeah but you know that trick yeah that's what the pandemic the corn team felt like two more weeks three more weeks maybe we'll open bars and you know that kind of [ __ ] but there's no way to control it other than create it yourself right what do you mean like the the whole vibe of the the scene right the vibe of which scene the pandemic you said how do we get used to it what can we do about it well he's also saying here's the thing we never signed up to let people tell us that we can and can't take risks or go to work and by saying that if you do it you're going to kill other people that's what changed the game right and so everybody has to figure out how much of that they're willing to accept and how much of that are they not and whether or not they're willing to take a shot um take this this vaccine without you know knowing the long-term effects of it or worrying about the long-term effects of and some people are naturally averse to taking any kind of medication they don't want to do it and other people are like if you tell me it's good and all the doctors agree and it'll help mankind i'll [ __ ] do it that's how i feel if i listen polio okay [ __ ] doesn't exist anymore smallpox doesn't exist anymore at least not in the numbers that it used to be right because that's because of vaccines like the idea that vaccines have done bad things only or that they're dangerous only it's crazy like vaccines are the responsible for the giant vaccine i think the at the core this is you just trust yes do you trust these sources and people realize that they're at the mercy of someone that they don't necessarily trust right that's the that's interrupt well maybe maybe don't don't problem touch your own face don't go outside i'll tell you when to come out said love a renowned liar yeah right tough one that was a tough one especially here it goes something really touches something really sore in the core of an american's identity like you said how can you tell me to do this yeah it's crazy man this was a tough one here it's a weird one it makes us redefine what it is to be a person you know like if all of a sudden you have other people that got elected into a position of power that's all they did they want a popularity contest and they're dictating whether things go this way or that way and they don't necessarily have the right answer they just have their own answer and dallas is doing it different that this town and you know washington state's doing it different than nevada everyone's doing it different but everybody's trying to do it also yeah but governors can tell you what you can and can't do it gets real weird and i get it they're trying to keep the hospital numbers down but you told us it was going to be two weeks like you guys said two weeks and now here we are like nine months later and everyone's just waiting for only for a vaccine but i'm not speaking about you know if it's right if it's wrong i'm not speaking about like that i'm just saying whatever it was that was very difficult yeah that was very difficult very difficult you know i was fine but not knowing when you can work not being able to move around not being able to see my mother you know you would never thought if someone had told me 11 months ago even the night before they the last night we went to milwaukee yes it was perhaps the last show it was the last night between shows right it's a two show night uh and the energy had changed it went from festive to like people look worried when i got off stage and tom hanks had had it the one nba guy who would touch everything that had it and then the horn starts ringing they're going to shut the country down i i literally go that's impossible we're going to shut down the world it's impossible this is this is what i thought my initial reaction but the energy changed now i go out and do the second show and immediately and i wasn't even thinking about this [ __ ] earlier tonight i come out on stage and everybody reach your hand hey i thought about it okay i start you know shaking people's hands oh i'm worried but yeah it was just but yeah the neighbor for wouldn't have even been concerned about it went into the green room for 40 minutes and talked to people who've been glued to the television watching the news and then they they scared the [ __ ] out of me my behavior changed almost instantly it's interesting i don't get too heavy i mean i'm only hanging out with him no man that's how it's this thing it's not too heavy that's exactly how i felt about it too i remember i shook a dude's hand on a flight i was flying to vegas for the fights it was like one of the last fights before they shut it down and uh some dude goes i don't know you want to shake hands like i'll shake your hand we shook him he had a mask on already and i was like wow he was ready to go down he was i think this was the very beginning of march this was the first the first time i would have been um tested any capacity was when i did your show that time that was the first time i had an antibody test or anything i would have never expected that here we would be deep into november and we're all still kind of locked down when this started you lived in l.a you had no plans to come here yeah you're in texas think about it your whole your whole life has changed what's interesting about this time was another thing we should talk about next time would come is that the in mass it feels like we're rewriting our social contracts you know the whole thing and covet is an accelerant on this process that i could have never imagined yeah you know they'll they're locked inside man people are are stuck in a house with their choices do you like your house do you like who you're with do you like these things you've accumulated i hope you like them because you're stuck with them i make great choices i like my choices you know when i was faced with it like that i was like i had it much better than many people but imagining people doing that in mass is pretty powerful it's a pretty powerful thought what does this do to a society this type of isolation and and almost forced reflection yeah which is not necessarily a bad thing right and we've always talked about how life is a rat race right people get stuck in this rat race it feels never ending it's not good that all these people lost their jobs it's not good that all these people are going to lose where they live it might help some people recognize that if you just keep going in this rat race it just it never ends you got to figure out a way out and now is the better time to figure out a way out than ever because you kind of have to you kind of have to and society as it existed 10 months ago it's not the same place it's the same what's the country what's the country that there's a country maybe somewhere in south pacific or something that measures their their success as a nation with what they call their gross national happiness this totally different premise what country is that i can't remember maybe maybe you google gross national happiness thanks fingers [Laughter] says bhutan there it is bhutan there you go this is a real this is a real principle it's a philosophy guys the government think about this this is a philosophy that guides the government of bhutan it includes an index which is used to measure the collective happiness this is the metric that they use to define their success if they tried that in america they'd turn into an app and it would [ __ ] up everything oh my god people would just be striving to win the points on the app it would make people insane they'd get addicted to trying to be a better person this is this is the vastly this is a vastly better metric i'm not you know a communist none of that [ __ ] but i i think that i know too many people who are very wealthy who have what i consider poor quality of life just because like you say the wealth is the point yeah they chased it they chased it and they didn't have any friends right you're very welcome you're hunting you love your dog your dog hangs out with you like [ __ ] scooby doo your kids like your kids like you you you you're living an adventure of a life now you're doing the same thing you're doing in l.a in a totally different city just because you're following that knowing feeling i got to be free whatever it is there's a little bit of that and then there's also like uh i think you're better off living in a place with less people i think when you live to be you live in a place with like l.a it's great in that there's a lot of resources there's a lot of [ __ ] happening there's a lot of people but it's bad in that sometimes people it diminishes the value of people a little bit when there's so many of them like people stop thinking about nlp is valuable i don't even think that it's it's that for me the thing the thing that i always had a hard time with was the point of the place was show business yeah so when i was coming up in my career everything reminded me of the things i didn't have and nothing let me appreciate where i was and then now i love it it's a winner's circle i'm doing great so i can get in any restaurant you know yeah but i remember what it felt like being there it's like that's why i don't live there no disrespect to l.a but it's like if i like a restaurant i don't move in and say i just come when i want to eat almost live in the restaurant i think your your idea of living in another place gives you perspective there's no question it's the best way to have perspective if you're stuck in that showbiz world you know that becomes your culture your culture is like this tiny fraction of the human beings in the world and so many people just start relating only to people in that culture like that you can get real isolated that way yes it's not yeah and and and for what we do for a living how is that conducive to anything yeah we want to see why artistically no it's a very wise decision like really what yes that smells great i told you son that's the ones that candle is the [ __ ] i'll do a commercial for right now you cut this out a thing hi i'm dave chappelle and this is a black ash candle smells way better than it sounds take it from me and ask you larry black ass [ __ ] cut one take yay that's beautiful give it to me i'll light it oh yeah do that get the scent going so uh when you touring now do you just pick a city and say oh i'm gonna do denver three nights in a row find me a venue well i don't know if i want this on a show but just between us well you could i don't know i'm not trying to we don't have to put anything on the show that you but i want to post up here for like you know a few weeks it's cold in ohio i like playing outdoors i like this stubs place a lot beautiful it's rocking so i cut that's what i said we do damn thing i'm thinking around december january uh stay here for four to six weeks trying to finish the act that i was boy i was close when we when we were supposed to do those shows and man that summer was gonna be fire me and joe rogan went on sale with some tickets this is this joe we must have sold 36 000 tickets in like 10 minutes it was it was insane we were so excited to do the show and like a week or two before yeah the shutdown happened i was part of that [ __ ] and it was about to be nice so the ones we did were fun too though what was it yeah yeah no i've never seen you have bet remember we watched once upon a time in hollywood and all that yes it was so much fun two o'clock in the morning the conversation was there we were yeah you were there yeah you were there that was when we were in uh no that was no it was seattle that was yeah it was tacoma seattle that's right that was fun that was fun so much fun the conversations we have in the green room you know every every tour has its own culture but the culture of this tour that we did together was great yeah inf was who was traveling with you but he was always famine man he was always tired from not getting the right proteins yeah yo this [ __ ] slept the whole joint son but ian and i the first time i'd ever left the country i was like 18 i had my 19th birthday there in scotland i did the edinburgh festival and ian edwards was on the festival doing a show you know black dudes from from the west like way west man we hit it off we would crack each other up and uh and then bam i just see him you know on the road made me feel 20 years younger and we you know we all sit around the green room the lights are red music's good really good vibes really good company it was it was a perfect match you you nail it with the red lights in your room it changes everything i'm gonna steal that from you oh man man please be my guest maybe i'll go with purple it's all about the umbrella because i used to just sit in a room with hard white lights and a fruit plate that i don't know how long it has been there and no music and you know the early days no friends you're just sitting in there with a maybe maybe a joke book just waiting just waiting all the time just waiting just waiting and at some point you realize well this has got to be fun i can't just be sitting in these rooms looking at these walls who the [ __ ] has to bring a book to work right it was that it was that so i just started sexing it up like just having fun and and and then when you start getting bigger on the road you start bringing your friends out and all that [ __ ] then it gets really fun and you become like a surrogate family the longer you stay out together you know you learn each other's creature habits you find out [ __ ] about each other you don't know you see [ __ ] about the shacks i see what what people are made of man we had some of the ropes man yeah so much [ __ ] fun yeah you would love that ohio [ __ ] yeah you remember that i wish i could have gone but that's when i was planning on coming maybe that night that we not doing any stand up i had my drone that night oh yeah yeah yeah we had my drone i don't even know how to fly my own drone one of my friends was flying the drone and it was late at night was like yo get the drone shot so we get the drone shots and then the drone went up in the air it's like about two o'clock in the morning and we thought we lost the drone we didn't see no red lights no blue lights it was just god we was like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we got to go find a drone we like we about to get out of here we thought we lost the drone the drone was supposed to be at um at the um bed and breakfast well can you control those things like the people that know how to drive it they can control where they can't see it through like measurements and distance and everything yes things are good though they had buttons on the you know they could track track a person on an object if you wanted to just follow a car or anything like that really remember in l.a the paparazzi started doing all this crazy drone [ __ ] i'm sure they got you the drone guys we had the drone shot i was drinking coffee you hear the buzzing yeah you hear this [ __ ] and you know that there's a dude a block away somewhere isn't that weird like they could they could kind of find you now with a drone well we did the drone shot from the place we thought we lost we was going to go and search i was like get my [ __ ] drone [ __ ] right we get ready get everybody in the car to go find this drone we don't see this guy nowhere to all of a sudden suddenly it was like a movie we saw these blue lights come up and we heard this and that [ __ ] came everybody was like oh [ __ ] they got the drone and that [ __ ] came all the way back down son oh that was a good shot that was a great shot i met the governor of texas i went to the mansion to hang out with him governor abbott and i had whiskey and barbecue with him and while we're hanging out at his house a drone comes by and hovers in the sky that's the one the light goes on and we're watching this drone the security guys are trying to figure out where the drone's coming from and who's got the drone and it turned out to be like the fire department the fire department has their own drone and they're flying their drone around looking for stuff that makes a lot of sense man but they they're like that's like how you can spot fires how they can figure out what's going on if there's some sort of car accident they could probably send a drone out get video image of it so they know what to expect when they get there makes sense right there's a new car like that some it's a drone the headlights are drones you gotta look this up man what is it the headlights fly away what do you mean the headlights are attached to the car right they're on if you get out of the car they pop off and start flying around and make a path of light that's that's i think that's the thing audi created an autonomous off-roader that uses flying drones to illuminate the road instead of headlights show joe the video what it's ill as [ __ ] it's it's oh [ __ ] oh my god they're ahead of the car the [ __ ] headlights are ahead of the car it's the illest [ __ ] i've ever seen that's some star wars [ __ ] right yeah precision drones if if you have a key in your pocket they'll follow you like if you're walking in the woods it's crazy that thing looks wild it looks like some [ __ ] jamie foxx drives already he already has one of those yeah jimmy fox probably already has this he has one of those resvani's isn't that what it's called it's like a resvani tank i ran into him at the gas station i was like who the [ __ ] is driving that thing jamie foxx what's up that thing looks awesome though that audi that's a slick looking car too that's crazy there's a somewhere online there's a video demonstration and it's probably going to be electric right yeah yeah yeah is it yeah everything's electric now look at this look at this [ __ ] it's there now look at this look at this look at this watch when it's driving oh [ __ ] that's the headlights yes the headlights are ahead making the road bright yo that's some gangster [ __ ] right there son they're flying like little ufos that's nuts could you imagine if you saw that drive by you somewhere yeah you'd be like oh my god i think i saw an alien that's crazy that's going to be the future look at that [ __ ] they fly ahead of you and illuminate the road that's bananas and you just have to trust them with your little bitch-ass lights you got some sort of jeans fog lights you have to trust the daddies that are flying around that's how the government's going to control you they don't want to keep you keep you going on their road no no you don't want to look at that road that way it's dark the drones only go on this road come on son where can i get pizza probably a pizza place fine again joe come on man you started like this man why are you doing this to me we'll find a pizza place for you what do you what kind of pizza you want thin crust i could get a pizza pizza a pizza pizza a piece of pizza a piece of pizza yeah pizza pizza i gotta get some more gauze too man let's take it let's take a flight we're gonna get some meat yeah yeah we can just we can just end this it's already 4 35. we've been doing this forever oh he and i have been doing this for four and a half hours i know man he'd been disrespecting my gunshot wound i didn't i told jaime i didn't right never it's not true none of this is true teamwork is dream work um thanks dave that was fun oh my god next time we'll do it for real for like really yeah for sure 100 percent i would love it thank you that was fun thank you thanks for the candle thanks for the cream thanks for everything thanks for everything uh donna what about the show rfk stadium rfk stadium uh dc improv the traditional thanksgiving show and the date is november 28th and pixar's uh soul comes on christmas day on disney places keep people focused on the show what i'm saying the 28th joe you keep disrespecting me man i want people to come and see you the way you say it trying to find out where the tickets are there it is all right there it is so the driving comedy at rfk no i'm trying to promote your show sorry parkupdc.com so go to parkupdc.com it's the 28th your traditional yes that's it thank you sir thank you enjoyed it oh i love you too i love your dog she's awesome all right bye everybody you

Channel: PowerfulJRE

Views: 9,136,193

Rating: 4.7530313 out of 5

Keywords: Joe Rogan Experience, JRE, Joe, Rogan, podcast, MMA, comedy, stand, up, funny, Freak, Party, JRE #1567, Donnell Rawlings, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, comedian

Id: C7t_LxpzYTg

Length: 204min 32sec (12272 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/RocknRollins]

Dave doesn't show until 2hrs 19mins in

[u/H2P_412]

Joe getting completely hung up on how far a gun can shoot and how many yards are in a mile, while Dave is simply trying to make a joke is as on brand as it gets

[u/JVRDX]

Dave is so legendary he is the first guest on JRE pod to have someone open for him

[u/mister_brett]

joe: marijuana is semi-legal here

dave: we're semi-criminals

[u/TMLTBJ]

Woah Joe mentioned Bryan Callen

[u/deucescarefully]

They need to get Bobby Lee and Donnell on together to compete over who’s more insecure

[u/ftwin]

Joe it's called a puppy

[u/mrl110110]

Man I was really hoping for a solo Donnell episode but Dave had to come in and ruin it. /s

[u/AdotFlicker]

100 bucks say that dog bit the shit out of Donnell’s thumb. Lol