Joan Rivers - The Graham Norton Show. 30 November 2012. HD.

you are on a roll young lady isn't that fabulous at this age what it is incredible my friends are dead nobody's that appreciated I spent half my day working at my day going to funerals and the minister always is the same thing she's in a better place and you want to go no she's not she had a house in the Hamptons anyone's dead oh I don't but I know are you next year you would be I'm gonna be 80 years old but you're Ellen's applaud because I think how much longer but he don't be nice if tonight I died on your show cuz they would get to see a show and a death for the rest of your lives audience you go to dinner parties they'd say you were the hip she was talking then she fell over Oh the face didn't move we thought Botox but there you know what I hate I hate your [ __ ] ooh Ares when they say things like Sadie Schwartz 106 suddenly and you go whole - hundred six about Tom trying to go we want the jewelry there's weird things about aging that I didn't realize it's very hard if you were attractive you know if so you guys don't have to worry I have friends I'm not gonna name names Goldie Hawn I can't take any old and you know and just say would you believe I have a grown-up daughter and you're gonna go yes it's very hard for a woman to get older yeah and older men oh because I always faked orgasm and now these old guys get off your moan and groan in the wrong year they don't hear it so it's hard yeah yeah but what you it's better you work where you've got two shows oh yeah work now bugs on a Jonah Melissa and a fashion police both on you have to say this Sunday night yeah no you take over the channel sometimes fashionably it's about to celebrate the 100th episode hundredth episode is not amazing and it's gone for half an hour to an hour it's a big hit Melissa my daughter are you single yeah we'll talk my just broke up with the porn king of America he owns divid oh you know we went to the porn Awards the read they have a red carpet I'm not lying to you on the porn Awards a red it's shaved but it's a take it seriously you know they go just you've been on top of her is enough of an honor I'm gonna do they really Melissa does there's a Fashion Police so she uses that but then the reality show is you don't living with third gentleman it's a Joe knows Beck's that's Sunday nights as well yeah but working together that's a lot raisi working with family is very hard but Melissa you know we shop together we work together and we decorate together she's like the gay son I never had you know it's great I get to go with my grandson and that's very important I don't want to go here because it's a family show but attractive grandchildren if you're a pig and your husband's a pig figure it out they my grandsons gonna be in a commercial they want him in a diaper commercial as a turd Thanks don't you are an actually good company on the couch side I check it I don't believe any of these tears because no Jeremy you like to stir it up you're not have more like that here's my line here's Jones line Jeremy okay I understand her sometimes controversy can stumble into your life but you do seem to go looking for us you don't oh come on you're tweeting the car registrations of people who annoy you on the rose Travel I just think that's funny because they think they've got away with it you just go you haven't well you already got 86 followers so I doesn't really help it's it's nice from my point of view I just think well that's good just paid them back yeah and James you seem so nice I am does do you yeah I have irrational hatreds like wiring I hate wires like on computers under the desk okay behind the television okay but there's a lot of wires OCD but Envy I hate is and I accept that this is irrational but it's those wouldn't those wooden sticks you get especially in America for stirring a coffee because all the misery of humanity is in that piece of wood could you because the coffee's become such an elaborate construct you have a double choc a mocker talked a lot with an extra shot and a dash of chocolate a terrible thing and a warning about the heat and the top with a hole that you put in it and then they say would you like this piece of splintery wood and it does and it doesn't stir it up because it's really thin and it goes round and round hell yeah and then puts it in that big boy shall I give you an idea of how much OCD James has got okay this is a watch it's got the little pointer thing that has to go by the twelve yes so if I talk to James and it's there everything's like providing that it drives him yeah because you're not actually timing anything so that's the funniest thing in the world when he's talking on top girls are sitting gay and it's shutting up again they're up on the something you'll never know Jake you stay but Jake seems so balanced so you know you see you yeah I do does anything kind of grind your gears nothing I'm always so calm and I have to sew together oh are you really yes I believe you I hate nothing everything's so beautiful Oh a wonderful world if you don't face it doesn't think much to set you off Jo like why do you hate women with prams what why because they take up the whole street like those stupid twins way I have twins you know I have the right you know if you had maybe given your husband a blow job instead of sex what's wrong with beanie oh do you play that stupid show with all happy oh don't it you've watched Glee did you have a good time in High School where you're handsome she you probably had a good time in high school yeah I'd like to watch the game cuz I have so many gay friends all the gay people on Glee oh the gay boys are running and laughing my high school they were running and [ __ ] hiding

Channel: Bill Smith

Views: 3,802,161

Keywords: Joan Rivers, Graham Norton, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Top Gear, Chat Show, HD, UK TV

Id: -XMGP43_cZw

Length: 7min 57sec (477 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 30 2012