Joan Rivers is Hilarious on Carson Tonight Show

this is usually when we have an author of a book this is usually the spot in the show in which we have an author my next guest is an author touching an inspiring story called intert talking by my next guest Joan Rivers whom I don't think is going to look when she comes out like she does on the back of the cover would you welcome it's Joan Rivers the author spot the author the book spot the author spot how are you this is the Clos I wore the first time wearing 1965 hair Le that's what I was talking about let me show the picture unless they think is this the same dress that you wore was it 65 19 February 17th 1965 21 21 years and you had the strand of th the same hairo the bo look at this this is from if you don't believe it look at me and then you'll find out the date of this picture the hair the makeup is sandre D makeup I was wearing that face what happened to me me their hair seem to change oh the two look at us she go like that there we are isn't that nice how you feeling great yeah we've gotten whole it's it's very hard for me to believe sometimes oh on the time frame to think that it was 21 years ago when you first came out and sat down do you you think you're any older I don't feel any older I feel great yeah you know when I feel older I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically GI wrapped it and they go obviously for your aunt or something sure and when you buy a bikini oh when the body is falling and you're wearing a bikini you go waiting and the top gets wet first you go grab it he just starts to go doesn't start to go that's why I wanted to write the book while I could still remember you're 60 60 60s hair do nothing moves it's like you know sprayed is that all all I know there a piece in there that I wore I saved it all cuz you know it was such a big night for me I I'm wearing the same underwear which everyone back to AG remembers [Applause] the whole crew went oh yeah hey I remember that are you a Savor by Nature I mean you put things are you sentimental about things I'm very sentiment look at the dedication of the book I know it's very sweet of you it was very sweet of you you about have to do that but it's two says uh you tell your baby and then you have a dedication can I read it sure says to Edgar your husband yeah I had to do that who made this book happen who made this book happen and to Johnny Carson who made it all happen oh that's very sweet of you that's right of course I didn't make it all happen oh yes you did we can I can only take credit for for putting on the show but I did say one thing that night which I have seldom said on this show over the years you finished your routine and you were devastating and the audience was just falling apart and you walked over and sat down and I said you know you're going to be a big star I remember and that's something you don't say because it always sounds like you know you're just and I looked behind me I couldn't believe you talking to me yeah and here you are and mil Cayman was on the show with us that time that's right oh go and I was playing those terrible I mean I was playing with awful shows I oh God I look you were opening for everybody you were playing playing little coffee houses places in the village I was plan go into the ACT I was opening for Wanita and her amazing vibrator I mean I nevertheless a fine act I was so bad well in the Skyrocket did you know short it out one night and the career was over look like John King do you remember some of your first jokes that you thought there were dynamite and what out and just went oh Terri do you remember your first day some of them yeah and you just go oh yeah I was doing a thing about oh um my mother has two of us as we weren't I wasn't there my mother two us at home that wen't as the expression goes moving and they want to go like that was what they go yeah uhhuh oh terrible Jo had the guts to say yeah do you remember do you have fond memories of the early early times in the career or I do now yeah looking back yeah you I mean we were all down the village together Bill Cosby was there and Richard PRI was there Barb spr was all in the book and we we're all stumbling all over each other that was exciting then right but am I glad it's over with I mean you know you can eat ketchup soup for a little bit and that's it you know I was had no boobs at time you know I look terrible you mean these have changed since 65 I mean I know the dresses I mean has there been new additions to your person that well what I did I put in what I had in in' 65 there's a lot of rubber in me tonight I see I had some boobs I had so much rubber in me they erased with a hand and except you know something with age comes wisdom yes you don't need big boobs to be feminine look at Liberace you don't that's so true so true for that so true for that matter Katherine heern and her brother Audrey that's right I've done very well but men see the the 60s I like this they liked yeah round of women you know what I'm saying I guess it that time yeah think about mro is very round very much more curvaceous than what they have now y little almost like the Gib girl do you remember what the Gibson girls were like in the well Freddy knows they were in the 1880s there's a thing then called the Gibson Girl where everything was cinched in with the way centure and very full in the uh in the uh and it's coming back a little bit now Christy Brinkley now is a little full of body what you count she's beautiful you like that look oh I'd love to look like her really but not upstair I mean there's nothing going on nothing oh oh grow up I Johnny you've met her Christy Brinkley is a a living test she's what you never can look at me and do these can you she tell me about her a little bit she's a Living Testament Living testament to that what chy Brinkley is a Living Testament that peroxide causes brain damage so true she's not that priv Soldier St Patrick's Day everyone was wearing green she go gum be it exploded but it doesn't matter not right no because the figures there the Fig is there and the look is there and but don't you think men really like intelligence more when it comes right down to please are we going to go back to that are you kidding sure I mean sobrin you know a caring person has ever put his hand up a woman's Dr looking for a library card I [Applause] am [Applause] so true so true you're full of truisms tonight so true comes wisdom wisdom with age of course it's all in the book All In the book here but the I mean I'm not even attractive in Russia yeah Russian women yeah Russia is the only country in the world where men carry rape whistles not a pretty sight over there is it not a pretty sight now in England now you go to you did some shows for was it the BBC BBC about five specials I understand and they they really Lov them over there yeah was number one isn't I yeah I I couldn't believe it big in England I got to meet the queen you're kidding oh I she's you met the queen Queen of England after the choke about the stand that your remember did I yes I take it all back you did a joke what what was the joke you did some time ago I I said a couple of things about the queen of engl and she sits like this and no one has the gut to say your [Music] highness and you said you'd seen her picture on her snamp and the first thing you want to do is go up and lick the back of her neck yes right well you know you change you grow with wisdom with age comes wisdom tell me about meeting the CL well she's she's Charming now she's charming and she's not she's not the best dresser in the world but it's not just me that was saying it cuz her slip was showing and everybody kept saying that you know why is she wearing an over a dress it wasn't just me she was wearing soap on a rope for jewelry soap on a rope for jewelry tacking tacky and they invited me to the wedding the wedding over what's her Sarah Ferguson Fergie Ferguson we call Fergie yeah yeah you ask uh she's going to marry Prince Andrew Prince and you weren't asked I no it's probably in the mail yeah it's yeah I'm going to buy her a chin for a wedding gift that's England's biggest import is chins most people don't know that they can never hang her she'll go right through that but surprised me because I was talking to Queen about um you know she she's had everybody I mean this is not if you read People magazine oh it's in People magazine she had many many Affairs I mean she's had Island Scotland and Canada and she's going to wear white which makes me look didn't know that except everybody again everybody wears white did you go to Madonna's wedding no war white oh Harry Harry I have never she raised her arm I thought Tina Turner was under there I [Applause] never with ages so true so true wish age gives you it that's right what about and also the giggles too it gets you the giggles we have't cut away for a moment we'll come back and look at each other can't look at presenting new Tyson Entre your passport 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you for letting me sit there hey it's good to see you again good always good to see you okay Phillip you going to be out here for a while or yeah I'm going to be out here I'm going to be doing a movie of the week okay yeah it's good to have you here good to be here nice to meet you thanks for coming uh tomorrow night is Saturday that's right so have a nice Saturday and Joan will see you Monday good night

Channel: Johnny Carson

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Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 02 2014