JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 2] In 9 Minutes

the following is sponsored by hellofresh stay tuned to the end of the video to find out how you can get 16 delicious ready to cook meals for free and more [Applause] [Music] look I'm just saying it's weird they used Walk Like an Egyptian for the part we weren't even in Egypt that take is so cold magician's red couldn't melt it stop at the meta commentary our sixth member is finally here to join the group [Music] what is that his name's Iggy I don't like it yeah well I don't like you either hold up let's take a picture what is polar doing with my granddad bro an enemy stand that can track US by sound whatever you do don't make any sound you heard him pulling around keep your eyes out for him oh oh God you know being blinded by a blind guy is kind of ironic don't you think watching dog what the [ __ ] does launching dog sorry about the surprise fastball special we cool yeah we're cool hold up all right gang let's split up and look for Clues if you're afraid that makes me a Velma right palmareth is obviously Shaggy careful JoJo that makes you Daphne anyone calls me Scooby and I'll leave a dew in your shoe what's up tip [ __ ] my name's Zenyatta and my name is Joe what is happening copyright is a strap-on toting [ __ ] also the [ __ ] did you just call me I said the sword is the stand and then who's the stand user whoever holds the sword I thought stands with the extension of our souls well now the stand is the extension of the sword soul that is some Soul Calibur announcer level [ __ ] and I'm not here for it also is that supposed to actually be Anubis or I don't know the manga was made for kids just accept the premise speaking of kids [ __ ] no we're skipping you oh come on my arc is great it's chop full of child duck what I said get off my dick I'm trying but we've been magnetically charged by that enemy stand user honestly at this point I don't want to kill you I just want to ship you killing us might be more dignified don't tell my wife about this how many times have you said that at this point it's lost all meaning bonjour come on save her name's Darby come see him play a game with me too Joe oh so he gets to have the terrible French accent that's Cajun I said what I said all right deal me in good now let's play play careful Totoro he spells go with an X the rules mean nothing to him two pair Exodia The Forbidden one oh [ __ ] I should have asked him about Deal's Mansion oh I know let's have Iggy hunt it down with his nose wait where is he got at least a dozen [ __ ] always talking on my leash got one Paul my bone got the other on my face all right gang let's split up and look for Iggy [Music] hey guess who's got two working eyes in the location of Dio's Mansion oh my god there I did it everyone happy good now let's go change Dio's o to an E ready as ever Mr Joe star with you to the end these glasses cost 250 dollars let's save my mother's Soul yeah nah sorry gentlemen but I know what story I'm in one step in there and it's does the dog die dot [ __ ] calm but not today today Iggy lives peace more like man's best fair weather friend kinda feels like I should take a hint all right gang let's split up and look for deal I complain but most of these stand battles are 1v1 anyway be careful Palmer F we're deep in enemy territory who knows what lies within these Shadows don't worry avdol I already lost you once I'll never let that happen again [ __ ] sorry ref name's Vanilla Ice and I'll just put your friend on Ice yeah that's some real YouTube original writing right there oh shut my peggies and now it's time for this little piggy to go wee we we we all the way home any last request polarath just one could I I have some Kool-Aid Kool-Aid oh yeah thank you Kool-Aid man no problem could I also have some of your Kool-Aid no it's blood rest in peace I've Dole I can only imagine the horrors the others must be facing in America the arcade version was called JoJo's Venture but the console version was titled JoJo's Bizarre Adventure you need to Hitch confirm and he keeps throwing you in the JoJo bloodline we check those and Dad I haven't had time to laugh I didn't know my daughter raised the [ __ ] fraud hey Paul not roof where's deal I'm going to put you back in your coffin permanently go ahead I do am just up these stairs smart me dick I just I just gotta get up oh come on I swear what is going on don't know how to backwards long jump damn it stop stopping time you op dick wait you're not about the world the world's been a meme for Years bro hey Theo get off my granddad you one dead man ho e whatever you two do don't try to take do one on whoa where the [ __ ] is coculine dear I have you corned in my hierophant greens whip you can't survive the 20 meter radius Emerald Splash speaking of the web tell me do you know any good memes I I don't really do mean that's too bad because I do at least I died with friends no our close acquaintance cut you in hey Josie Teo I know you stopped time to kill cocaine bye whatever you know I can stop time but at least I do am the only JoJo villain with time Powers oh uh okay but I do have the most powerful time powers well at least my deal time powers are the easiest to explain okay that one's true hey Granddad I still can't find Paul in the right wait is that dude eating [ __ ] you can stop time it can stop oh what will you do now show Taro deal oh you're approaching me instead of running away you're coming right to me I have to move closer if I'm gonna kick your yes good thing I lie my coat with old Garfield collections pretty sure they killed him just to be safe I hate Mondays this one's for Abdul [ __ ] all right Dio take your pick I can kill you now or put your ass in a headlock till the sun comes up hang on a second let me get some sip no stop slipping my grandpa hey jodaro this is what an actual ghost looks like now that I deal have Joseph's blood Jonathan joestar's body is now fully mine to control what say you jotaro every person you'll ever [ __ ] will be with my great grandfather's dick Road Roller is it weird that I kind of prefer the tanker from the Opium finally the last joke star has perished deal you suck also I can stopped on two now [ __ ] how we have similar stance what kind of Labor logic is that look man the manga was made for kids just accept the premise fine and before I do you die you want some Kool-Aid Kool-Aid no it's blood thank you what that was for Danny hold up sorry Jumperoo but even speedwagons doctors can't bring your granddad back to life multiple puncture wounds severe blood loss no pulse or brain activity who deals Kool-Aid in them huh I mean take Dio's blood and put it in my granddad shelter oh I'm telling you a simple blood transfusion isn't going to I'm alive wait how do I know you're not possessed by deal you've got a six-year-old uncle but I mean a PS5 or I'll tell Grandma you little [ __ ] you sure you don't want to come back to America with me well Japan with me nobody wants to do that chotoro no I 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Length: 12min 6sec (726 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 20 2022