The Office but it's just the First World Problems - The Office US

you used to have two cars traded them in now we're down to one good economic sense although the new car's a Porsche for her I got them a toaster they call off the wedding and gave the dose to back to me I tried to return the toaster to the store and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster so now my house has got two toasters guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place alfredo wait Fredo's Pizza Cafe or pizza by alfredo same thing all right I don't understand when you all talk at the same time Oscar talk to him Michael there's a very big difference between these two pizza places both in quality of ingredients and an overall taste which one did you order from Pizza by alfredo WB Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get so we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there been here nine years now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away I lost a penny out of my loafers Oscar I will quit as God is my witness I will quit if this is not fixed some of us like to walk more than others [Music] that is a 200 plasma screen TV you just killed do you realize what we're losing seriously email forwards exactly can we afford to lose email forwards do we want that do white why is the toilet paper only half apply oh I'm sorry is that not good enough for your anus don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is okay um Stanley maybe you can just unspool a little more each time you need to don't tell me how to do my business oh come on do you see this disgusting the man is wearing sandals I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work gross I mean he looks like he just got off the boat dang you just now look at his feet excuse me I enjoy having breakfast in bed I like waking up to the smell of bacon sue me and since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself with these bottles we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles sure these scourge of the environment we will still get to use a little cups though right little cups like paper or plastic I don't know what they're made of they're two ounce paper cups dipped in plastic he goes through 20 a day okay well I bet you could fit 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle really you don't have enough water in there your stomach no what looks like we kicked it I miss the old Dunder Mifflin too much change is not a good thing I got this poster for Christmas and I feel I want to see it every day it makes me feel like the babies are the true artists and God has a really cute sense of humor come on seriously that I don't like looking at it it's creepy and in bad tasting it's just offensive to me it makes me think of the horrible frigid stage mothers who forced the babies into it it's Kitsch it's the opposite of art it destroys art it destroys Souls this is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno okay okay okay stop hey Kelly screw you excuse me that is no way to address a superior oh yeah it's two oh what was that all about you forgot her birthday it was yesterday my birthday was yesterday and everybody forgot I got really dressed up and excited and no one said a word there wasn't even a party I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl did you not tell the security guard we were working late nope I didn't but let's go inside and I can call him right now we can't I locked the office from the inside when we left perfect you guys worked together on this one if I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour you both did coffee monkeys arrived not the coffee's supposed to be here at nine here you go Big O tiny Daryl Hannah it says decaf let me decaf yeah that's been some sort of mix up there you could just drink it or should I drive all the way back it's Nick he's your new I.T guy uh he's setting up a site blocker mostly blocking the inappropriate sights and then they're the time wasting sites like Twitter Youtube We are blocking those as well nope I don't like that and and George is his youthfulness his uh his freedom hey folks um feelings um what are you microwaving popcorn why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen Phyllis someone needs to clean it it smells like popcorn [Music] yeah no it seems to be going great Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl look at that guy he's got his zebra phone on him he's not even using it this is a perfect photo for my daily fail blog are you trying to sabotage this entire event I'm very sorry we gave you an arrowhead for free for the day how hard would it have been to do this hello hi sweetie it's Jim I'm calling you from the new Arrowhead which is one of voices crystal clear and my hand will never get tired because of the ergonomic shape um 63.50 and that's not including right by the coupons so half of 63.50 and half the tip on 63.50 we have five coupons only apply to orders of two pizzas yeah no I told them on the phone I was ordering eight pizzas carried to them on the phone that's her policy you didn't actually think that I was going to spend 60 bucks on Pizza it's not pizza okay it doesn't say it anywhere on the coupon and if it's your policy you should say it on the coupon what do you mean not my problem guess what everybody Christmas has come early this year Oscar very smartly has discovered an extra forty three hundred dollars in the budget thank you Oscar and I have decided with that money I am going to buy a new drum roll please can anybody guess new chairs no a new copier all right unless everybody can agree on something better no please please do not do this yes Michael new chairs these chairs are terrible we were supposed to get new ones last year so we all agree to get new chairs then good good yeah he said good I'm good no listen we are a paper company how can we take pride in our jobs if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine Oscar no this is not the time for one of your principled stands Pam you make more copies than anyone exactly that should tell you how terrible the chairs are okay hey hey we are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly just a couple of grown sexy ass roommates and as much as I miss paying the kids it's uh kind of nice to live the bachelor life again you know let your hair down Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom I'm couching it which usually means they're closed all over the living room and this dude labels this food he's the wicked one I'm the messy one how much fun is this I love Jim I love that he hooked me up with a job it's just he uses old t-shirts as wash rags he doesn't wash his dishes apparently they need to soak he hooked me up with a job [Music]

Channel: The Office

Views: 2,183,762

Keywords: the office, the office first world problems, first world problems, michael the office, the office michael, first world problems the office, michael best moments the office, the office full episodes, rainn wilson, john krasinski, steve carell, michael scott, the office fire drill, jim and dwight pranks, dwight schrute, jim halpert, jenna fischer, the office funniest moments, Best The Office Moments, the office bloopers season 1, the office cpr, The office parkour

Id: _o4NFI4DZS8

Length: 9min 2sec (542 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 02 2023