Jerma Streams - Yoostar 2: In The Movies

hi everybody you know me it's your good friend Jeremy late a little up one Midlake but if this setup was annoying to do and it like might not even work so who gives a [ __ ] right this might not even be set up correctly but I think it is enough for it to be worth playing I think anyways first we're gonna start with you star in the movies - so I don't know I don't know anything about this game probably no is it like puts you in like old movies and you have to act in them I have no [ __ ] idea I'm gonna finish the setup I'll be back in like 30 seconds and we'll get started okay let's cut this bring this over here and this probably needs to be a little bit louder because it is about what's on the screen right so I'm not gonna really be able to see my screen so Chad I'm gonna have to like lean in from time to time to see what you guys are saying but anyways here we go you you star in the movies I'm gonna outlook you know let's let's just sit here for a second I just made a tweet you know I'm gonna grab I'm gonna grab a drink you know okay it by the way grab yourself a nice drink if you're over the age of [ __ ] twenty-eight and you're of legal drinking age let's have a couple of drinks let's have some fun tonight how's that sound sounds good to me I'll be right back starting soon all right let's go I'm ready I've got my extended extension cord in my ear I'm ready for you star in the movies too by the way I was looking up online where on where the [ __ ] is you star in the movies one it doesn't exist there is no you star in the movies one and hopefully you guys can hear me too oh well there we go uh start it I'm ready hopefully it's not too loud let's aim this at the camera you got it welcome to U star to know you BAE you start to lets you step into the movies I can't just step into the [ __ ] Christmas tree camera view for a moment depress the Xbox on a second get my can you guys hear this [Music] [Music] okay so we're gonna have you're gonna have to deal with it they're gonna have to deal with it is this what is this right is this correct you know I think it has to be right [Music] am i synched up right here or whoever lets it take to get movies he wants me to get out of the way and now step back in that's pretty cool huh before we get started about note on lighting this girl is carving the light settings in your room once you're happy with the height of each engine mid shoot okay let's get you into position play you star too you'll often need to select your character and get ready to perform this is called framing up when you see an outline like this try to stand so that you match the frame as closely as possible try it now perfect when the outline fills you're locked into that role if there are two outlines on the screen you can frame up as either character they or get a friend to frame up alongside you remember the color that fills your outline you'll need this later okay let's get to reading your lines where the script appears like this the lights up in your color try to save the dialogue as the prompt sweeps through it if the line isn't your color don't say it but follow the script for an authentic performance but feel free to be creative by flipping the script and making it your own okay try uploading your scenes to share with friends anywhere in the world on facebook twitter or at you start out convincing in the UH turn Awards rate performance can crash your fame to unlock cool content calm /you star scenes and scene packs are made available all the time none of these websites exist all yes but you're on your way to becoming off oh you should take any pictures of me no I don't need to know [Music] I do let's go over here do you store social QuickPlay challenge my films by films we're gonna start here no save film they were like a penny saved films challenge this is different oh my god Oh 300 okay Church moms God your next words carefully tonight they maybe you don't tell me I don't want to do this this is my choose your next words kiss they may be your last one okay here we go choose your shot uh I want to be the other kicks right there's some of your best experience [Music] I'm sorry [Music] raises here the bathroom every shopper can take it trying to change the lighting [Music] we became the article near the scenes when you take a backdrop you know what's going to [ __ ] this all up it's my life [Music] position yourself in the act of guidelines to select with your roll like this okay this is not this is not where he was wait what true juice what your next words carefully Unitas they may be your last as king I've only chosen by watch carefully Persian perhaps you should have done the chase blaster them this is madness madness this this is sparta Zeus Oh your next words carefully Leonidas they may be your last as king chosen by watch carefully Persian perhaps you should have done the same blasphemy this is madness [Applause] that's the first one we got like 80 more things to do I got the creative thing new scene all right Tim save and upload that [ __ ] all right now let's get on the other side let's be on the other side words carefully tonight this so this time I'm going to be dealing to be the other guy choose your next words carefully Leonidas and descriptive may be your last okay so now I have to be basic like this where it's me that's me this guy go back I don't want to be king leonidas again I want to select the other guy know what the [ __ ] I want to go back I don't want to do this again damn it oh good this time alright I'm not gonna look at the screen choose your next words carefully Leonidas they may be your last Oh mad man you say this is not madness this in fact is my town it's my city sesame Oh madness you say this is my town now you got Oscar choose your next words carefully Unitas looking at the wrong door it may be your last as king this is not madness this in fact is my town it's my city and it's blasphemy oh you say this is my town [Laughter] [Applause] that's [ __ ] so dumb now this nut house has taken me this long to enjoy this video game I don't know because he's been better the second time I don't want to do that again I thought we could keep going I you know let's get the [ __ ] away from 300 that's probably a good idea one khinkali American fight angels and demons holy [ __ ] man this is so many stupid [ __ ] crazy shake it to the drop Beverly Hills oh my god when you realize that this is a Members Only Club mm-hmm but I have to talk to Victor's very very important oh yes Victor Maitland gray a gentleman very front to that we're gonna be in a car oh man I get to run and [ __ ] night okay we're doing this one good to drive a car 106 miles to Chicago we got a full tank of gas half a pack of cigarettes okay we're doing this I don't I like don't know these [ __ ] movies I've only seen it like we mix 106 miles to Chicago okay here we go I don't know who's gonna be should I be dan Aykroyd or should it be Jimmy Neutron his name John Belushi all right [Music] this is myself okay Who am I playing which one am I playing this one okay I'll be I'll be the one that drives original actor actor - okay so I'm gonna be in the seemed like John Belushi oh [ __ ] so I got a run first right that's me running like and then I got to get in the car right wait it's 106 miles to Chicago I've got a full tank of gas and it's dark outside and we're I got to wear sunglasses all right oh wait that's it like that's me running like and then I gotta get the car right I don't mean to sell me on it it's 106 miles to Chicago I've got a full tank of gas and it's dark outside and we're I gotta wear sunglasses all right I was so [ __ ] small I'll do that again I can do that better hold on a little more energy that's how your strip now we're doing it again give me that one again perform it let's go we're ad-libbing this month every night we're not you have to like we're square [Music] okay they're doubt all right I want to do that again I'm gonna do it right this time I'm gonna come I'm gonna come from stage over here I'm not gonna look at the screen I'll put on putting down the [ __ ] controller gonna have to [ __ ] hands here I mean [ __ ] the lines I'm sure how a real actor hey you get the stuff of course you did we got to get out of here as quick as [ __ ] possible we stole all those diamonds grind up forget the right fun get it hey you get the stuff of course you did we got to get out of here as quick as [ __ ] possible we stole all those diamonds [Music] [Applause] that was a short long will stop what did the longest scene than that what else is part is there anything else in the Blues Brothers I think it's just this one tree wants you to finish this bottle and then three more says little water is garden with Shandi [ __ ] awful listen Ari wants you to finish this bottle and then three more so the water is garden with champagne before I let the Germans drink it that's this oughta take the sting out of being occupied doesn't mr. Richard you said it he's looking at you kid they're the famous line and we got to be the famous line right [Music] [Music] [Music] Laurie wants you to finish this bottle and then three more says he'll water his garden with champagne before I let the Germans drink it yeah you said it he's looking at yield kid Laurie wants it to finish this bottle and then three more says he'll water his garden with champagne before you let the Germans drink it yeah you said it they're looking at you kid 17,000 [Applause] where did that one again Lori wants to finish this bottle and then three more says he'll water is garden with champagne before he let the Germans [Music] drink we're doing that one again cover your ears [Music] cover your ears I'm warning you [Music] I'm screwed I'm gonna scream so like I'm just warning you guys right now this leg comes gonna scream [Music] Laurie wants you to finish this bottle and then three more says he'll water is garden with champagne before they let the Germans drink it you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about I [ __ ] hate you he's looking at you kid Laurie wants you to finish this bottle and then three more says you know water is garden with champagne before they let the Germans drink it you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about I [ __ ] hate it looking at you kid again I'll be home runs all right Ari wants to finish his book it's Casablanca you can't make Cossack wall you can make CSI fine Oh God see the difference between the last you're in the right look at the pressure releases positioning oh man okay are you stood here plan is his left foot he put some weight on it and threw something you can read the line of travel like an arrow where you plant a point what is that roast beef wait was the gun so long looking for this took the back door what the [ __ ] how you need to memorize this whole entire show okay I know I know I see the difference English how are you supposed to do this without know any of this [ __ ] [Music] so much movement you know what you gonna have to do right here [Music] Lord I don't know what those lines were what's such a bad actor you see the difference and you see the difference in the between his left shoe print in the right one no Hey yeah cuz you see the difference between these shoe prints here look at the press releases the position whoever stood here planted is foot left and put some weight on there something see you breathe uh wanna travel like an area where you plant a point let's go what is that put the gun down put the gun down back here back here just don't shoot the alligator he's an innocent animal he's in the back door you see the difference and you see the difference in the between the left shoe print and the right one no hey could you see the difference being these shoe prints here look at the pressure releases the positioning whoever stood here planted his foot left and then put some weight on over there and threw something right see you believe them find a travel like an arrow where you plant your point it's true what is that hey put the gun down move the gun down the back here he's in the back door oh my god memorize the Holocene [Applause] joki family fun game that was like a full two minutes scene I've got bad news well spit it out Dirk apparently your brother Glen Ross is on his way here he wants to do a quick on it that's fine we're fine right the only problem is that we just lost Janet on check stand three her shift is about to again where is she go find her loss isn't dead sir she passed away last night so she's not coming in then I don't think so spit it out Dirk Glen Ross is on his way here he wants to do a quick on it that's fine just be an actor [Music] let's be an actor I got this one [ __ ] thing [Music] oh he's always over there this would be [ __ ] to be an actor once I've got bad news bad news huh what is apparently your brother Glen Ross is on his way here he wants to do a quick on it and audit how did you let that happen how could he have come in here where's his mother the only problem is that we just lost Janet on check stand three her shift is about to again [ __ ] loss isn't dead sir she passed away last night she's dead she died what why he wasn't I informed about this I don't think so sir no that you should know that because I'm the well I'm the boss to this whole place you need to inform you these things you're [ __ ] fired pack up your bags and get out of here and take that and take that dog with you I've got bad news bad news huh what is it apparently your brother Glen Ross is on his way here he wants to do a quick on it and audit how did you let that happen how could he have come in here where's his mother the only problem is that we just lost Janet on check stand three her shift is about to again [ __ ] how comic boss isn't dead sir she passed away less she's dead she died well why wasn't I informed about this I don't think so no you do you should know that because I'm though I'm the boss of this whole place you need to inform you these things you're [ __ ] fired pack up your bags and get out of here and take that and take that dog with you [Music] [Applause] save me Adams here Adam Lee here Anderson Anderson here Bueller all right we have to be this Bueller Bueller Bueller how was that one um he's sick my best friend sisters boyfriends brother's girlfriend heard from the sky who knows this kid is going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night I guess it's pretty serious okay Thank You Simone no problem whatsoever fry fry Adams Adam Lee remember all the Anderson Anderson here Bueller okay wheeler Bueller Bueller um he said I'm he's sick my best friend sisters boyfriends brother's girlfriend heard from the sky who knows this is cold you guys are right it's okay hook I hope you're ready for this [Music] now [ __ ] gay men is gonna be impossible okay Adams here Adam Lee here Anderson Anderson here Bueller Bueller I don't think he's here Bueller he's not here Bueller excuse me stupid idiot teacher idiot teacher that's right yeah I drink at school first Bueller he's at this movie that you're in right now he [ __ ] took off and he's doing like a joy riding around the school and this weird principal that's like I got arrested recently don't cut me up I cry you're gonna get blasted my teacher in about five seconds Adams here Adam Lee here Anderson Anderson here Bueller Bueller I don't think he's here Bueller he's not here Bueller excuse me stupid idiot teacher idiot teacher that's right yeah I drink at school first Bueller he's in this movie that you're in right now he [ __ ] took off and he's doing like a Joyrider on the school and this weird principal that's like I got arrested recently Thank You Simone don't ever cut me off again I don't cry you gonna get blasted in the face teacher crime all right wait for your turn Adams it's a household name oh boy are you telling me you're the owner of the Bubba Gump Oh [Music] [ __ ] hell god dammit you have to do this one ad-lib save one word get the frame a break [Music] okay I'm drinking in every single shop yeah that's gonna stop hold on I don't know which wins would be like George George you know the guy that we've ran over with our car last night [ __ ] hands remove these heads are moving welcome we're supposed to keep him down here in the basement until we figured out what we're gonna do with them now I don't know I'm very clearly not in this frame by the way I think he's alive see George George you know guy that we ran over with our car last night it's [ __ ] hands removing his hands removing what we're supposed to keep them down here in the basement until we make it out look what we're gonna do with them now I don't know I'm very clearly not in this fray by the way I think he's alive see I said alive one time okay great good job good work what a classic that would be a real man do I shoot a gun mr. Dayton want you to rest well and a month nervous I would you guys are gonna figure I hate this and so am I so who cares [Music] okay here we go I don't know I don't know I've only seen this movie like once in my life so I'm going to be reading the screen [Music] you spend time with your family sure I do what look at the man who don't spend time with his family can never really be a real man you look terrible I want you to eat I want you to rest the mother forget about all this Hollywood [ __ ] you're a big man now you're a big boy your backers are authorized shooting in a week no you [ __ ] talk you spend time with your family sure I do look because a man who don't spend time with his family can never really be a real man come on man you look terrible I want you to eat I want you to rest him up and forget about all this Hollywood [ __ ] you're a big man now you're a big boy your diapers are late they start shooting in a week the movie doesn't like spag them what's the matter you afraid your Frenchie can use my virgin pin yeah it's nice to know it's good for something Richie I really don't think it's a good oh yeah what I'm doing I'm gonna be a beautician you know okay good who do I get to pick Who am I playing it did I get the truth about flying [Music] oh god damn it I don't want to be her she saying [Music] we having fun over here this [ __ ] friends girl's party you know what I'm doing here ears what are you afraid your friends you can use my virgin pin yeah it's nice to know it's good for some perfect hurt it so noisy over here this [ __ ] friends girl's party now you know what I'm doing here's your ears oh man are you afraid with your friend you can use my virgin pin yeah it's nice to know it's good for some [Applause] reduce elimination a puppet invisible [Applause] didn't stop looking at the camera I have to like read the lines and know where we are oh man okay Mike Tyson Mike Tyson my favorite part coming in right now [Music] I can feel I definitely ain't singing so no way [Music] mostly saving this thing but the setup is like plain of fruit smear the most okay [Music] let's sing to be like that quiet quiet down quiet Mike Tyson Shh this is my favorite part of the song you know I can feel it it's coming in the air tonight it's a [ __ ] it's it is we're gonna get like two wins three wins are gonna make a [ __ ] storm you know I've actually been waiting for all green you guys come oh wait quiet quiet down quiet Mike Tyson Shh this is my favorite part of the song yo I can feel it it's coming in the air tonight it's a bucket if we're gonna get like two wins three wins they're gonna make a [ __ ] storm you know I'll tell you something I I've actually been waiting for all three you guys go Oh mr. Tyson would like to know why this tiger in your bathroom let's get that one better this one good [Music] [Music] who the hell are you Mike Tyson that's right get a problem oh shut the [ __ ] up just enjoy the music don't you enjoy the music stop [ __ ] singing Mike Tyson that's right get a problem enjoy the music oh stop [ __ ] singing why did you do that mr. Tyson would like to know why this tiger in your bathroom hey there you go [Applause] what is this another punch hello how about that right in I guess that's why they call it Sin City ha ha but I consider myself a bit of a loner I tend to think of myself as a one-man Wolf Pack no no this is gonna be so you guys I like poker and you're gonna cringe into oblivion Fighting's it grew by one No so were there two of them there were two of us in the wolf pack I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later and six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought wait no I'm not that one's way too long and too long minute the Italian joke are you kidding me hey how are you nice to meet you I'm handsome well and you are oh my name is Becky but it's written on my shirt listen I'm gonna need your shirt and your truck then relax remember dear no question yeah but like gasps oh man scene it is language may be inappropriate for children okay so what how come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero well I don't know probably cuz it's impossible [ __ ] why putting on a mask and helping people how's that impossible well that's not superhero though I was that super super like being stronger than but she's lying and [ __ ] that's just hero no it's not even hero it's just psycho hmm hello Bruce Wayne you didn't have any powers yes maybe handle the expensive [ __ ] that doesn't exist I thought you meant like how come nobody doesn't in real life yeah Todd that's what I meant dude if anybody did it in real life they get their ass kicked they'd be dead like okay I'm not saying you should do it I just can't think oh no I'm just standing around you know oh yeah you see that yeah I think it's best that you just walk away well maybe you shouldn't do that what huh are you looking at me well this is my business finding [Music] oh no I'm just standing around you know [Music] this is not get your Lincoln get your [ __ ] screenshots ready because I'm about to [ __ ] like never live this down for the rest of my life okay I'm gonna get like sup to swing no no I'm not ready I'm not ready I gotta get us on the swing not ready I'm not ready yet wait waiting Xbox the Xbox one I'm the [ __ ] Xbox one bruiser oh no I'm just standing around you know yeah yes it's boys dick [ __ ] it's Bob look in the mirror oh yeah you didn't see what's supposed to switch around this is a [ __ ] bust this is a bust that distance was standing here swinging around like that's what I'm supposed to be doing without any switches and it's over oh no I'm just standing around you know yes oh yeah you didn't see what's supposed to switch around this is a [ __ ] bust this is a bust I just was standing here swinging around like that's what I'm supposed to be doing okay that was great the switches and if that one's gonna do alright well that seems sucks we only got like 60 more to do oh no I'm just standing around you know I don't wanna do that kindergarten pop madmen [Music] I have a headache it might be a tumor it's not a tumor it's not a tumor at all what as many was you tell me who is your daddy and what does he do you're married now I'm a part of that Club to two very happy years but when I'm out in the world I don't know I don't do it much I'm not good at it the flirting the double entendres means something on the side no I mean enjoying the company of women in the limited way a married man can this is too much that's all we have really yeah I can't speak for everyone but it's plenty for me do that I guess I'm Lowell I always thought Draper was the same way Draper who knows anything no one's ever lifted that rock he could be Batman for all we know fine you might want to do this morning what I've wanted to kindergarten come over to the mean I have a headache it might be a tumor it's not a tumor there you go here go kids here you go great bringing the kids bringing the [ __ ] kids I'll do the meme from like 1981 we came out [Music] I'm getting my tangled up in my cords and [ __ ] I'm not even like in the right so I'm like this is not gonna work I have to be like sitting but that's not where I am I'm like way too close an ancient meme that dig this meme up from below the grave and bring it on and put it on my screen it might be a tumor you little [ __ ] it's not a tumor okay I'm gonna strangle your parents okay that's what's gonna happen to them I'm gonna put my hands around their neck and strangle them tonight's homework is page 25 right I have a headache it might be a tumor you little [ __ ] it's not a tumor okay I'm gonna strangle your parents okay that's what's gonna happen to them I'm gonna put my hands around their neck and strangle them tonight's homework [Music] he promised me with me I'm not gonna do the me I was way too close by the way [Music] try it again maybe like up higher I have a headache it might be a tumor [Music] [Music] - ma listen I Olli we're gonna start over hold on a minute start over start over kids [ __ ] it up start over start it over I [ __ ] blew it listen I only did look at start over hold on a minute start over start over kids [Music] [Applause] all right moving on I can't copy now we're gonna meet the Fockers meet the parents do don't leave their pocket [Music] oh look it's a it's a abacus abacus is alright that much fun are they so I have to be why look at this look it's it's bolts on a plank look he sings oh and if that Mockingbird don't sing then Greg is gonna buy you enough yeah you know that diamond ring gets no sorry Greg and Bernie [ __ ] Oh God hey dad it's going good so far right dad you gotta take down that weird shrine thing well I'm very proud of you Gaylord what's wrong with showing it's ridiculous most people aren't proud of sixth place ribbons most people since when do you care about most people I'll go back to this money parents we'll check out this appropriate a little Jack oh look at that nice Jack say Amen huh because they teach you in the CIA did you that what yeah you thought puffs was just the name of the boys magical dragon uh-huh not too quick on the uptake how'd you go mommy I should get the big CIA post detector ooh hey hey check my pulse on this question jack do I think you're a psycho yes when I get to be the mummy - does it make me look like that [Music] [Music] I'm not that important it'd be so awful it's gonna be like this is gonna be so cringy I don't want to do this [Music] hey I was um I was thinking I mean you're not that good-looking either so just look look just look at my hair am i balding yet hold on you monster somewhere behind us that's my hand and there's [ __ ] jewels in it there's all kinds of riches for you do where are the other sacred job you gotta read subtitles oh my lord yeah I was um I was think about changing sir I mean you're not that good-looking either so just Jules there's all kinds for you do where are the other sacred subtitles oh my god okay let him do that one [Applause] [Music] protecting bunch over me [Music] [Music] okay [Music] did I get you with that accurate I did hey what's going on dude hey can I see the jewels that you brought here do you get this okay yeah you're scary you get that like yeah yeah that's it show me the goods that's why we came down here but in my language gonna be 600 bucks thank you that's not fake [ __ ] is it better not be you [ __ ] [ __ ] thousand-year-old prick you'd like to know what they are did I get you with that idea okay what's going on hey can I think the jewels that you brought here do you get that some yeah you're scary you get that let's see show me the goods my language my language like 600 bucks thank you that's not fiction it better not be you [ __ ] [ __ ] thousand-year-old prick five star see from [ __ ] the Nutty Professor [Music] [Music] [Music] do I ride okay the pick who I get to be [Music] okay I get to be a actually okay I'm getting prepared did you move my seat I see you didn't touch my seat well how come when I move a little bit I think like a little scrunched up on here you didn't touch it did you look at this look at this [ __ ] like what but my titties hit the horn it makes a loud noise and then did you move my seat you didn't touch my seat but how come when I move a little bit I get like a little scrunched up on here you didn't touch it did you look at this look at this [ __ ] language with my titties hit the horn [Music] [Applause] his pockets [Music] recent studies have shown that certain people are genetically predisposed to gaining weight someday in the near future we might even find a cure so you need to get used to that don't care what a [ __ ] talented person I can't even do you think I'm not gonna compete with Eddie Murphy I love my father so that's really a challenge just learn do it to a duel I find six-fingered man live my life but he gave me this yeah it's not the fart see how old way I was when I was a strong enough they dedicated my life to the study offensive here do not so the next time we meet I would love it I will go up to the six-fingered man my house is that just me doing that oh is that you see that bad of an actor feel like that was just me doing that comes up late do one fight the fight yeah I think the big thing [Music] the sink is way off is it really shouldn't be I guess I may know kind of is it actually is like for some reason boxing that's a thing in the game no that's not my oh my [Music] it's way off just with that sieve Oh [Music] this amp this hand that okay oh let's try to like let's try to do this but as if you could actually understand what he was saying it took you long enough to get here ten years you come to my house ten years what's the matter you don't like my house my house stinks you think my house stinks don't you oh that's right and my house must stink I didn't ask for any favors from you don't slum around me talking about your Prime what about my Prime Nicholas at least you had Prime I didn't have no Prime I didn't have nothing legs are going everywhere nobody's getting nothing guy comes up offers me a fight big deal want to fight yeah the fight yeah I'll fight the big fight wouldn't want to fight that big fight would you I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get that and you want to be Rick I give up I myself I give up escape get the [ __ ] out quick before I [ __ ] make more of a fool of myself legs ain't working nothing's working but they go go on fight the champ yeah yeah I'll fight him I'll fight the chimp like this you come around here you wanna this is long this is [ __ ] long it's nice it's a nice house whoa whoa whoa it's place stinks took you long enough to get here ten years you come to my house ten years what's the matter you don't like my house my house stinks you think I'll stick don't you that's right my house must stink I didn't ask for any favors from you don't slum around me talking about your prime mine Nicholas at least you had Prime I didn't have no Prime I didn't have nothing start going everywhere nobody's getting nothing guy comes up offers me a fight big deal want to fight yeah the fight yeah I'll fight the big fight wouldn't want to fight that big fight would you I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get that and you want to be free I give up my soap I give up escape get the [ __ ] out quick before I [ __ ] make more of a fool myself legs ain't working nothing's working but they go go on fight the champ yeah I'll fight him I like to [ __ ] like this you come around here you wander this is long this is [ __ ] long it's nice it's a nice house that was bad bad that was long to another one no not another rocky people see me but they think of you now with all this going on is gonna be worse than ever we don't have to be no sure it does why you got a lot going okay well my last name that's the reason I got a decent job that's the reason you don't mean the person you I snorted a little ahead I start to get a little something for myself and this happens now I'm asking you as a favor not to go through with this okay this is only gonna end up bad for you for me did you get hurt in you yeah in a way you are I'm not asking I ever wanted to do I know that's not what you want to do but that's just the way that it is don't you care what you think doesn't it bother you that that people are making you have to be a joke and then I'm gonna be included in that do you think that's right do you [Music] still decent I'm gonna help [ __ ] that now hold on a second so like the in the game is decent [Music] how long he's been light he's been like that the whole time my [Music] it's a base or freeze what it's it what does I sing I sing I penguin the puck come down bang you know before the other guys nobody there you know my harm go comes up then you guys hearing the audio first to see what is high-sticking i sticking a pin when the guy take the stick you know when he go like that you know you don't do that do you don't do this oh no never never why not against the rules you know when you do that just some English pig with no brain washing slashing is like that yeah people see me alright let's see I think of you this going on is gonna be worse than ever we're gonna have to be no sure it does well you got a lot going okay well my last name that's the reason I got a decent job that's the reason why people deal with me in the first place now I start to get a little ahead I start to get a little something for my sex and this happens now I'm asking you as a favor never goes through with this okay this is only gonna end up bad for you it's good for me you're gonna burden you yeah in a way you are it's the last thing I ever wanted to do I know that's not where water [ __ ] fix let's do shot of the dead [Music] inappropriate language incoming [Music] we're already over here let's be let's be this guy I don't want to do this it's not gonna be funny I'm only doing this because Shaun of the Dead is like a really popular [ __ ] movie and if I skipped it everybody would be very upset with know what a [ __ ] good movie they let we have it be source to be forced to do this that's sick pace know what a [ __ ] good movie they'll let we have fourth I want to do this one this one looks like buddy I sing I pin when the puck come down I think what is I say gone French I step in when the puck come down bang you know before the other guys [Music] okay here we go as I'm looking straight here so it's okay what is I sing well I sing happen when a book come down bang you know it before the other guys and nobody there you know my arm come up then and then it starts up here you're not see that yes I say what is high-sticking I was thinking it happened when I the guy take it stick you know and it go like that you know and he put on jail I'll do that no never never don't never do I that it's against the rules you know these stupid when you do something like that you hold it up like this into your face yeah what is slashing slashing is like that you know like that is last you know and there's a penalty for that big penalty you get there you get food in a box what is icing well I sing happen when are the book come down bang you know it before the other guys and nobody there you know my arm come up thin and then it starts up here you know see like this I say what is high sticking high sticking happen when our dick I take it stick you know and it go like that you know and he put on next you don't do that no never never don't ever do god why not it's against the rules you know they stupid when you do something like that you hold it up like this until your faith yeah what is slicing lashing is like that you know like that it's and there's a penalty penalty you get you get that was a really real that's that big opportunity that's the only goal it's out of sync again what does I sing I sing at penguin nut French Rosie don't tell you my don't know me the spider way don't let it get to be like the spider protected oh my gosh so he wrote it an ass I can't be the guy we must we must protect the book keep it in the circle safe from the ogre so it protects the house to protect the book safe in the circle safe in the circle safe in the circle safe from oh then what who's them I don't see anything they what's a book don't let it get home I got hit book do I have any books in here no [ __ ] reason [Music] [ __ ] read I gotta get something that looks like a book hold on this is the pursuit of justice blocks hair flick hair flip I'm an actor I'm a Hollywood actor I'm gonna get like a hair flip protect the book don't let it get tough right if you tried to protective off the Spiderwick so he wrote the book in asti to protect us and master we must destroy it we must protect the book keep it in the circle safe from the ogre so it protects the book to protect the book from from who for who Star Wars what this demo don't see anything what's the [ __ ] what is that what is that what they do do that little twerp calm down you we didn't watch this ball what's happening two minutes Wow were they do the Goblet what the [ __ ] don't let it get tough right you trying to protect you Arthur Spiderwick so he wrote the book and Asti to protect us is master we must destroy it we must protect the book keep it in the circle safe from the ogre so it protects the book to protect the book safe from who know what what this time I don't say anything what's a book boy sir why is that well they do that to the boy because you took a book and practically wait in their faces your little 12 old up go ahead look at the mess you may watch this Wow just commit to one accident why wait so it's delayed it's like you the sake is all over the place apparently the audio is only out of sync when it plays it back and that's weird I don't know why Star Trek commander reading subspace field fluctuations from within the Borg ship looks like they're regenerating restoring power they could be capable of war up any minute is the deflector ready okay it's ready this is our only chance to destroy them and they could engage on screen oh man that weird watch the widow watch this whole [ __ ] scene to be able to say engage once I am Locutus resistance is futile your life as it has been is over from this us no this one sucks mr. Worf fire that was pouring I wonder though so I put it out it's gonna be in sync again during the playback so are these a lot of my dad a lot of my life they won't be for long a logical assumption is that there is something in the grain yeah boom I want the trouble is the grain everything analyzed I want to know what killed these Tribble I wish to have a bigger down whatever keeps him alive that's not fair I want to be in there all right but I find out anything always reaction shots Superman is employee but Superman's wait oh yes come on I don't even need it I don't care I already know this is going to be the best oh I don't need a [ __ ] watch [Music] No [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] is everybody all right oh this experience hasn't put any of you off a flying statistically speaking of course cheer for me I saved you all [Applause] [Music] [Music] is everybody all right oh this experience hasn't put any of you off for flying statistically speaking of course cheer for me I saved you long [Applause] over run you got overrun by leaven terminated I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see oh please no can't see her she's making a statement where's she look it may take a while you want to wait there's a bench over there I'll be back no God not one of these now I've got you know I'd rather just be the guy at the desk okay yeah we're gonna be they're gonna be the guy the desk I'm gonna be determinate I'm gonna be the guy at the desk why would I be the Terminator when I can get a packed car I love like like caught looking all right let me ask a misfit so you can hear me talking right now is this synched up with the game it must be somewhere that it's getting caught up in PlayStation I [Music] okay here we go come on I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see oh please no where's she look it may take a while I don't know where she is you might want to come back have a seat over there I'll be back okay well have fun thanks for coming I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see oh please no where is she look you may take a while I don't know where she is you might want to come back have a seat over there I'll be back okay well ever thanks for coming [ __ ] weirdo do that one again [Applause] I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see oh please no can't see her she's next [Music] [Music] I'll get this one perfect do baldness splice them together how am I gonna do that I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see oh please no she's making a statement where is she I look it's gonna take a while you want to wait you can have a seat over there I'll be back sure okay just get out of my hair please I got [ __ ] business to take care of I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could a CEO please know she's making a statement where is she uh look it's gonna take a while you want to wait you're gonna have a seat over there I'll be back for you well okay just get out of my hair please I got the [ __ ] business to take care [Applause] I'll do both characters talk about Jackie they'll do both characters holding back is gonna put them together it's a little little work [Music] here we go I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I was told that she's here could I see one dude [Music] I got it already got it we don't any glasses nope I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I first told that she's here could I see can't see her she's making a statement well is she look it may take a while want to wait there's a bench over there I'll be back I'm a friend of Sarah Connor I first told that she's here could I see I can't see her she's making a statement where is she look it may take a while want to wait there's a bench over there thought of it back [Music] it's competitive but if [ __ ] stars look at unpick site I am four times larger than here my head is like nine times bigger that don't make any sense at all sixty shippers not super troopers Tropic Thunder [Music] it's so hot in this room it's like the light that I have beaming into my face is like give me the sweat know if you like do I actually get to be heat like a hooker mine you killed a hooker calm down Duggar knots it's the pecker you got time for your agent Rick hey buddy guess what I'm staring at right now I'm looking at your ugly mug on the back absolutely citizen holding a cute cuddly panda poop you'd spill it is insane bro you are a rock star we're gonna come back Cheech and Chong there wasn't a Vaz okay you already got me Wizard of Oz [Music] come on man get it together we gotta be honest [Music] you're going to see a wizard oh no do you think if I went with you this wizard would give me some brains I couldn't say good even if he didn't you be no worse off than you are now damn it yes that's true but maybe you better not I've got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble which I'm not afraid of a witch I'm not afraid of anything do I have to sing except a lighted match I don't base a whole box look I won't be any trouble because I don't even think I get to sing this don't try to manage things because I can't think won't you take me with you oh wow awful who's your witness is a hard boot you're gonna give us that one random scene alright this is something cylinder and any words together what a cuckoo dream are you okay I've been trying to reach you wait a week a week what are you having a whack attack so you this afternoon dum-dum that was last Friday uh birth to Matilda I was at a day spa day D a i ye okay and I think I know what this is about and talkie was I can't turn left Yeah right Derek please some bail bottles go left at the end of the runway others go right you got a lot of gifts but hanging a Louie just isn't one of them sit down yeah I'm gonna do this one hey you want to hear some great news yep definitely doing this time well gato wants you for his no campaign didn't you hear me Maury I just retired but this is Mugatu Derek right now this guy is so hot you could make let's do this I can't beat Jerry Stiller yeah [Music] Gary still here we go I got like porridge drinkin [ __ ] right look at his hair [Music] I can't turn left yeah yeah yeah yeah please sub mail bottles go elect a time runway I'll just go right you got a lot of gifts but hanging out Louie it just isn't one of them so that you want to hear some great news yeah of course you know about that uh who got to he wants you over as new campaign didn't you hear me Maury I just retired this is move got to Derek right now the skies so hard he can take a crap wrap it in tinfoil and put a fish hook on it and lower it all the people like Queen Elizabeth and her earrings for Christ's sake Derek what do we do when we fall off the horse huh when you get back on the horse you idiot there's your brain sorry Morrie I'm not a gymnast I'm going back home I need to get in touch with my roots figure out who I am see you around morning sorry boy hey where's my drink I can't turn left yeah yeah please something mail bottles go look at a runway I'll just go right you got a lot of gifts but hang it out sit up got two he wants you for his new campaign didn't you hear me Maury I just retires just moved on to Derek right now this guy's so hard he can take a prep rap at a tip foil and put a fish hook on it and lower it all the people like putting Elizabeth in her earrings before I say what Derek what do we do when we fall off the horse oh when you get back off the horse you idiots lose your brain sorry Morrie I'm not a gymnast I'm going back home I need to get in touch with my roots figure out who I am see you around Morgan thank you joy boy hey where's my drink I saw that one I did see that the actors are all [ __ ] all over the place I can't turn left yeah all right let's go pack what else is there what is this my video background Hollywood sets [Music] bad boys this happens behind I'm so confused right now [Music] I guess we're gonna see the hell this is choose a position on set to begin your performance it can't be like here I don't get it I have to be all the way up here okay [Music] oh you know you never say that this part of the world is really beautiful fruit binoculars whatever you're right are you guys okay Wow you know you said this part of the world is really beautiful through binoculars let's go through these and oh wow I'm scripted I did it tornado in the background Oh what was scary it's just it at the news desk CIA no that's lame monster battle so am i fighting this monster okay sure I'll try it [Music] but I have to be Godzilla no I don't want to be gone so I'm gonna be scared of Godzilla I'm gonna be like back it up the lake over here oh my god do it take this [Applause] [Music] stop him stop Godzilla [Applause] five four seconds [Applause] [Applause] [Music] stop him stop Godzilla [Applause] five four seconds drink [Applause] here fix the hair these are yeah I guess I could feel good what you guys are [ __ ] but where's this a lightning strike just want maybe some matrix okay we're done with that one one of these is this is the elegant set [Applause] confront the bug do I decide that's me in those spots like yelling at him that's lame alright [ __ ] that beat the Kraken how do you defeat the tracker know that like that's stupid I you know that one's dumb too Star Trek Enterprise bridge you just sit there that's fun Top Gun flight simulator good this is a ps3 game yes this appears very dear we have another one coming up here in the next but once we're done with this ps3 television Hollywood superstar game this is just that this is gonna be like a typical [ __ ] VR dumb [ __ ] experience here we go watch I'm gonna look look left and look right be like whoa oh [ __ ] that doesn't look good that don't look good [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] that doesn't look good don't look Oh Sarah okay hopefully we've all you guys already saw this I didn't understand about a minute [Applause] be more considerate I know really what the [ __ ] I am [Music] [Applause] I'm behind the glass [Applause] they actually break engineer this is way too long all right we're not doing that the matrix is another one of those I'm gonna like fall out of the seat again Scarface don't actually get to shoot the gun with this if we see bullets that I'm doing it and here we go this is long - yep that sucks [Music] now the matrix what is this one the Wrath of Khan who's gonna do it my money I'm not gonna look at I don't have any I don't have a look fake gums are in like that yeah it's not gonna work man King Kong understand [Music] got my gum come on this is a minute long oh yeah oh hey I was just kidding easy enough he's whoa redo redo redo redo what we're doing a redo that for you I'm getting crushed by that redo we got to reset this ending what gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts [Applause] Kong accepted [Music] now this is gonna be like the last one we do before you move on to the next game [Music] ah this is this is the list of all the last one [Music] all right which way to come from this mocha I'm not afraid of you I've never was afraid of you Kong that's right you think I'm so scared you think I'm some kind of wuss don't think so you've tormented enough places already idiot your mother was a [ __ ] hamster remember that movie yeah you're so angry and you're so mean aren't you idiot show me those teeth show me that show me those teeth it's that one I get advanced at like 22 seconds and I have to get it I'm not afraid of you I'm here it was afraid if you come I was doing with the shitty acting right you think I'm so scared you think I'm some kind of us don't think so you've tormented enough places already idiot your mother was a [ __ ] hamster remember that movie yeah you're so angry and you're so mean aren't you idiot gonna show me those teeth teeth okay I gotta get this right I've gotta get this guy I'll get it right this time tell me 20 seconds [Music] I'm gonna play this one cool too show us your balls [ __ ] are you talking about you don't scare me anymore not after what I've been through you don't scare me that's right you can move around all you won I know your weakness I know that you're ahead the top of your skull is not as thick as you think it is you [ __ ] big monster that's right you know what I mean you know how I know this I see the fear in your eyes and I took oh yes good give it to me come on show me your rage show it to me that's what I thought what are you gonna do huh what are you do crush me I didn't think so you dead Rock [ __ ] you eat that rock you don't scare me anymore not after what I've been through you don't scare me that's right you can move around all you want I know your wings I know that your head the top of your skull is not as thick as you think it is you [ __ ] big monster that's right you know what I mean you know I know this I see the fear in your eyes and I just oh yes give it to me come on show me your rage show it to me that's what I thought what are you do what do you do crush me I didn't think so [Applause] out of material I was out of material okay let's I think we're gonna move on to the next game all the wait hold on a second let's get to pick one molar what is it I I'm fit I'm ready for battle that you are one of the finest would you have another talent unlike any other Spartan you were deliver my star faceless to the council with force no this one's born you look at American Pie either like the Ben Stuart did Ben Stiller make this game you know what actually me no estas - good Xavier my physical 9 been stolen that is what the Koreans drink I'm talking about alcohol liquor angels and demons it's remarkable singular someone is trying to make you believe the Illuminati themselves had returned to Rome right after the death of a pope for sexting of God four Cardinals were kidnapped from their quarters inside the Vatican your midterm grades did well they're not posted yet yes Stifler's mom I can't I would have bet that they're talking about Stifler's mom mr. Kruger two C's two DS and an F that's a 1.2 grade average they should spell congratulations Kroger you're at the top of the Delta pledge class no this is me just expelling everybody houston we have ok this is Houston say again please houston we have a problem multiple caution and warning houston we've got a recess okay [Music] Stifler's mom was in the scene [Music] okay uh what black which I don't know if that was a good idea or a bad idea I'm not sure okay like shaking around back oh this is Houston say again please yes something wrong with this ship he's buddy uh-huh we got a multiple causes a [ __ ] of a guy yeah you can read the reading this is Houston say again please [Applause] to go that was very what four stars [Applause] [Music] I'm gonna play the other guy [Music] this is Houston excuse me houston we have a problem multiple cars and awarded houston we've gotta reset get out of there this is Houston excuse me houston we have a problem multiple caution and warning houston we've got a reset get a quick down make the crack spread shake it to the drop make the booty go wah-wah-wah make the crack spread shake it too little drop make the booty go wow wow wow you'll be waiting on again uh her name's Angie she's uh make the cracks brick [Music] yeah [Music] [Music] make the cracks Brea shake it to the drop make the booty go wah-wah-wah make the Kratt spread shake it to live drop make the booty go bomb Wow it'll be waiting on the guys I'm waiting on my mother she's supposed to be pulling up here in a minute please oh that's right got you a baby mama coming you know you know I got two baby mamas right oh you do Oh interesting I don't know I had no relationship with a woman I had relations with those women okay thank you not have a nice day you pay the bills she had a baby that's called a baby mama you asked any black man in Philadelphia okay I'm waiting for my mother I'm just waiting for there's no what if that's your baby mama car quick Oh make the cracks bridge take it to the drop make the booty go rah rah rah make the Kratt spray shake it till it drop make the booty go Wow Wow you'll be waiting on ice I'm waiting on my mother she's supposed pulling up here in a minute please oh that's fine you got to a baby mama coming you know you know I got two baby mamas right oh you do Oh interesting letter I had no relationship with a woman I had relations with those women okay thank you you pay the bills she had a baby that's called a baby mama you asked any black man in Philadelphia I'm waiting for my mother I'm just waiting for it you know what if that's your baby mama moving on to the next game I'm [ __ ] done [Applause] this is [ __ ] great this is a good game I highly recommend one more what has been happening here in our beloved another time Stifler's mom oh god alright fine we'll go to Stifler's mom if it's available Stifler's mom then do I get to be Stifler's mom oh god okay [Music] [Music] that is what the cretins drink I'm talking about alcohol liquor the good stuff alright I've got some scotch if you hunt I've tried to chew up a bourbon girl month aged 18 years just the way I like it don't you grab something from the bar and bring it over here dude don't you go grab some I think I should that is what the cretins drink I'm talking about alcohol liquor the goods alright I've got some Scotch if you want I've tried to chew up a burger month aged 18 years just the way I like it don't you grab something from the bar and bring it over here dude why don't you go grab some I think I should that was [ __ ] awful that was the worst one all night the worst thing I've ever done as a worst piece of media I've ever been heard in my life the USB drive cigarette unbelievable I still eat that one from our brains [Music] one board there's no there's no war we already did it all we did the Casablanca already one for that Oh God extremely ugly girl what I hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down but I've been watching you all evening and I want to tear you apart I'm not doing this one and your friend too what is it I've got all right we already did it harder did everything you shoot you all right well there it is is there's a new star in the movies - I love it now we're gonna move on to TV superstar [Music] TV superstar is the next video last and this one this one could be a piece of [ __ ] [Music] but play challenge [Music] excuse me used our city [Music] pass it okay let's just I don't know if this is Apollo 13 we already did this this is the challenge mode I'm gonna take a break on you got Rick take this TV series final thing the well final the you start [Music] I didn't do right I'm gonna get a good I'm gonna get a good Shh this is Houston say again please houston we have a problem got multiple caution warnings houston we got to reset and restart immediately [ __ ] perfect this is Houston say again please he was doing we have a problem got bunk with caution warnings Houston we got to reset and restart immediately we're gonna be in trouble give me the [ __ ] five star what was wrong with them excellent and if you excellent really amazing performance watch them one cut up one to five stars can fit inside of this way one two three four five every copy right back I'm gonna do TV superstar you

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Length: 129min 55sec (7795 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 01 2017