Jerma HATES Super Mario Sunshine - Jerma Highlights

hey what's going on how's it going I am holding back some excitement here I am so excited because today and we playing ah Super Mario Sunshine for the first time in my whole life I turned 37 this year I have never pressed jump once we're gonna do it together on Super Mario Sunshine alright the cutscene is 5 minutes long well what does that ever been a five minute Mario cutscene was this kojima come on I don't have time for that I want to I don't want to do any of that other [ __ ] hey ready adjust the screen a little bit there it is these spoilers enough he's a spoiler I'm not gonna look at the screen I'm not I'm not looking at the screen I'm just fixing the aspect ratio selling drugs yeah there could be something on the screen right now I don't know what it is but out a liar I could obviously see the screen because because I'm moving it I'm moving with my hand no no guys don't worry I can't see the screen I've never played this is it sky it's actually kind of insane I've never played this game our AV let's go to be start oh here we got the opening cutscene Irish quiet our subtitle subtitle I've stopped kennesaw don't worry it's gonna be four different words it's all in whoa hmm please explain they don't just talk in one word like oh they used to do that that Mario talking Mario if you wouldn't cross over to that Shore and find some assistance yes Clara yo be careful I have a bad feeling about this holy [ __ ] [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] fluid holy [ __ ] it's so fluid it looks like this gunk is coming from somewhere below it's really slippery so watch your step you don't II haven't done something in your whole life and you've anticipated this moment your entire life and now that you're doing it you like [ __ ] that I don't like the anticipation just like I don't want to do this I want to constantly never played this game even the flood is right there I thought this is a person okay I thought that was a person I thought this was a person I've never seen this thing but it looks like I thought this suck I thought I never seen this thing up close before I think talks I thought it was a [ __ ] backpack in Smash Brothers I don't know what this was it is the backpack from smash yeah but yeah I never see it up close I just I get annoyed by it I've never seen this up close [Music] if this tank is empty no water can be sprayed Mario I can't play this game I've to leave no I can't miss Luigi's Mansion 3 all over again let's not gonna I'm not gonna it's never gonna stop guys I'm never gonna be able do this ah there we go alright I got I can't do it I think I should play this this pointed any CAD Emmy Awards or anything did it didn't win like game of they look like Oscar of the year sorry I'm talking kind of loud because I bulk headphones in for the first time in like three years I'm talking like this a vacuum cleaner running and I'm sorry but that's the way it is my lawyer peach is my lawyer this feels fan made is this what the real story is I break out of prison he's a prison break mission in Mario Sunshine holy [ __ ] of a file after a legend a $50 five thousand bits hey Jeremy glad to see you playing another cleaning game any budding chat that likes to anybody in chat and I think there's a look there's a few people in judge thank you the five [ __ ] thousand that's a lot of money thanks a lot do it again do it every stream so much money [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] okay what am I going clean up the town I add salsa whatever this is pepper salsa pepper hot pepper straw strawberry throw it I'm overwhelmed all right what am i doing this is it this is so cute quick Delfino Plaza de feeling arrested one total one okay can I go in zoom in our forest get off the fairies here in Aisle delfino's largest city attractions include the shine gate and grand and yatta and yeah piazza pianta statue is that way they mine am i okay I might be losing my mind he on top okay everyone on this aisle loves to do the Box breaker just jump up and press l just mash why don't you give it a try Mario Mario I like the way that what says that area yes I know this is another coin game yes okay don't worry we will go global this won't go back to like the blood and violence and like you had murdering people with axes video games some other day but this is like what cleaning houses you [ __ ] this week and a week before and the week before that and cooking [Music] Metal Mario I heard a little spoiler here yeah I already know this go [Music] the kidnapping stop the criminal with some water all right that's all right I'm sorry I'm sorry you want to shoot water while moving oh right all right do it more I'm not fair completely unfair you shouldn't be allowed to use tools like that sorry I'm sure I saw that person out on the airship I'm positive he's responsible for all of this casing you went to the wizard they might have just run straight I didn't see him no I was I was looking I'm so I'm all over the place today guys I'm like looking at all different places I just I was looking down and looking at my phone I'm like all over the place I wasn't looking at all having no idea he's heading to the square go get him I was looking at enough you mind the camera was pointed at him but I wasn't looking at the camera I was looking over something well during that cutscene design look that wouldn't even look at the screen I'm the I swear to God he escaped into the graffiti try spraying it water it didn't work always Bianco Hills but one road to the big windmill oh yeah so you gets like paintings from Mario 64 but their graffiti in this one this very secrets dude is not a way there's a trail here that connects to the big windmill the group made it too dangerous of the doors and close might be able to get through at the water wheel up ahead get evil and I mean good oh just like in the original Super Mario Brothers vs game you knock things upside down and you can him alright what's this name up down an old like ugly Mario whatever his name is ugly Mario and the other way well like what it looked like boys he calls in this game like evil Mario what's like what's that what's that limited amorphous Mario what's name no not Wario the thing that the guy that's like goo and needles dumb Mario that's so much more efficient alright suck up the water doesn't matter that this is like salt water or fresh water does that matter Oh got myself a moon the way this is not mario galaxy not Mario Galaxy Mario Mario it's a weird wild world Griffith Oh No [Music] create a wink yeah we actually had a couple yeah Winx it on on sailing yet I didn't tell you the plan so plan for Winx we're gonna go as follows at some point over the next few days that was streaming Mario Sunshine until I pretty much get it done and then we got a community content night this weekend I'm gonna block off a probably twenty to thirty minutes section of community content night whether somewhere that at the front or somewhere at the end where I go folk ham and just sit there for thirty [ __ ] straight minutes while winks are at least 50 to 75 percent off so when you look clean okay when you clean your room while you clean your bathroom you don't just hold food cans of Lysol in your hand hold them bolt down aerosol and just spit in a [ __ ] circle and no you don't you get home you get on up your [ __ ] hands and knees and you spray and then you wipe the run job is it water here in the window I don't see anyone I'm gonna die I can't die in a Mario game in the first level so I'm Tippi unko Hills I'm preventing that but I'd love to get the sake of the coin all right what about a hole is this [ __ ] over here I'm good guys your money the m3 is right up there all right boss battle incoming three two one [Applause] breaking the fir'aun's like a baby right it's like a big goofy baby that's how I see it about I'm gonna the in person that PD Parata is a big unruly baby alright I got I got I gotta I'm gonna fill his mouth when he opens it okay I get it no II don't what is that present or open your mouth [Music] holy [ __ ] is actually do have to do with powerful oh and then and then step on his belly button Marvin yo what's going on over here this darkness makes me feel goo ba depressed he's been this way ever since I shine sprites will await this is your flaw then you don't even look apologetic about being available what happened to the finishing the old one I don't even know what you're talking about I've never [ __ ] said anything like that before in my entire life you're making [ __ ] up I don't appreciate things being made up about me Gooper blooper breakouts what do you do with coins this game are they like every other Mario game besides Odyssey where was a useless collection for no reason besides the heel all right Jeremy Jeremy what the puppy he used to eat you deduct like three or four five years ago six years ago you could get like 40 kills in one life as a gentleman what buddy what are you doing you gave it like pay attention what the boxes Luigi help me I'm in the sewer how many times think will lead you got a weird phone call from Mario where he had to pee but everyone if people talks a lot of [ __ ] a little Luigi um and I talked [ __ ] about Luigi all the time but he's definitely the one that gets the phone call that's like Norwegian I'm under some boxes in there be no Plaza I'm in the sewer and the weirdest thing oh my god all right I'll be there in five minutes all right move all boxes wait can I go [Music] could you also bring me some Clif bars Mario they don't have them at the 7-eleven down the street oh my find a store near you it's at the 7-eleven and eight miles away Luigi thank you I know you'd be doing it for your brother these are terrible boys tomorrow you're Luigi live in the same house they don't right that's never been clear has it okay they do they do how big is Mario's bedroom versus Luigi's them like who gets the blue gets the master deadlift Romario where's the we just sleep how many rooms how many rooms are in that house bunk beds they actually Luigi has three mansions no Luigi it got stuck in three places for this get pan in school that's not Luigi's Mansion that Luigi gets stucked in three places that's it wait have I gone in there yeah what do you have to say watch out there's a [ __ ] ghost behind you he doesn't he doesn't oh well guy how the [ __ ] do I know this I played the first like 45 minutes of Luigi's Mansion 300 you think the area was pointing that way on purpose rubber oh really oh that's just you being an [ __ ] okay my brother and I used to play Mario 64 and you died I was terrible I never got it that was like um I can't jump on anything I keep missing everything why I don't know timing sake music Jeremy man just use the shadows once you see the shadow go over the bottom you know you're in the right place yeah and then he's like give me a little a quick little just a little punch like a man that's you're at dinner huh yeah hmm mom's making lasagna tonight what no way man race you upstairs no me first use the hover nozzle and though it's gonna take a look at me confused too I just I've never used this person I've ever played a video game I don't decide never leave open it first time ever opened thanks video is a sealed copy it was this was four hundred and eighty dollars sure could I have bought a used one for like 22 bucks but I wanted a real one I wanted to deal to pretend like it was me opening it the first time I opened up the sealed copy and shipping attended like I was normally hey bro look I got no way what is that man hey Mario Sunshine Oh what punch in the arm dude I've commune my friends been looking for that yeah you already played okay I'll switch off every life dude the thing is is it doesn't stay [ __ ] Jesus so much anxiety right now so nervous I want crack today I'm gonna be honest with you I'm like I'm like on crack right now like I just described spring might already know it rabbit unfollow no I'm talking about metaphorical crack the real stuff hey bro what's that seal Oh what is it what's in there man [ __ ] crack no bro no way we both do it together you throw punches arm [Music] and sir you don't understand it's a metaphor dude monkss we're having crack for dinner bro punches you're on dude what no way I'll race you up there no yeah actually I will cuz I'm gonna get that crap so much so much have to pull this out oh it's tail off see that [ __ ] jump han scoffs check that out wait I got I don't already know what to do check this out just drift this face up here we go ready you stop it hands I got this squish Oh [Music] trying to face all right let's go now I gotta pull each individual's tendril off now post I balled up [Music] yeah this is the streamer that beat Sid the squid in under ten minutes welcome back in like 2014 I I didn't made a video where I killed like 50 people in one life with the Huntsman was just it was on a map that was huge like Badlands or something which is [ __ ] impossible to use that item and like people talking about a big years people actually talk about isolate video pop-up in French he's googling his own name alright you want you want to be honest with you guys I you you wouldn't you wouldn't type in like German 985 you know how many times over the last 10 years 7 News for 10 years sometimes I'm like Ohio I'm curious like German 985 sucks German on 8/5 bad video German 985 cool German high-five Tech Huntsman you know you just like what are people saying derma 985 bad youtuber like okay well I want to I need to know why German 985 cancel like every time I'm not even saying that one blooper surfing Safari you are your own market research team yeah I'm the only one that works for my own personal company I don't have a market research guy that's me I'm just German 985 I stream on Twitch I don't have like a marketing team oh come on I've got I've got them I've got some [ __ ] like cup surgery to do here hold on a second me a minute why did I even do this I'm [ __ ] I'm stupid okay I'm gonna paint you a picture here and just think about this listen what I had to say I have a container that's like a coffee container so I drank all the coffee out of here it was like half-full whatever it was not very much Kim and I Kim and I split this so I got I brought another little can of coffee I like the cans of coffee so I was like oh when I'm done drinking this I'll just refill it with the can why would I open up this container to pour this into another container why wouldn't I just drink it out of the can just drink it out of that gets designed to be drink yes there are like hands and bottles of coffee then you can get them anywhere you can order them on Amazon you give them special order you get a bit like grocery stores guys you can get like cans of like cold brew coffee your unique says you I took the toys-r-us commercial literally they [ __ ] up a whole generation of us I'm never gonna grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid I don't want to grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid I'll always be a Toys R Us kid and then that company got [ __ ] liquidated and now we're all [ __ ] up thanks a lot Toys R Us hi ok anybody else have this problem in Mario it's been like this since I was a kid since I'd [ __ ] bunch of Toys R Us when you jump and you make a job you have you press a again for some reason you're like here's the job jump nope no I didn't want to do I press it twice sometimes even after I land this is a me problem oh you made it all the way here hey by the way have you spoken to that guy on the roof over there no okay I just farted oh alright no [ __ ] up this man [ __ ] I was too busy looking at the guy that I killed her and Mario oh my god Mario you gonna Mario you got to get a Clif Bar any man by the way I don't eat those I'm just saying that for some reason those hot any sick protein bar or like a meal replacement bar takes me so long to eat please get here it takes like 40 minutes to eat a [ __ ] football there's so dense and so nutrient packed nope nope don't wait am i doing wait a minute oh my god what's happening what the [ __ ] was that grab that Mario what the [ __ ] is going on why wouldn't he sorry everything's fine as a streamer let me let me level with you here do you know how imagine like you know how Bobby [ __ ] do Oroville eight would be to be sitting here and like pretending to lose them that would be so exhausting don't you think that would that would just be exhausting like I'm up here right now I'm gonna like just jump off and be like no I'm like that's exhausting what's that what's that thing that's like oh that's a tornado I don't know [Laughter] okay I didn't know that thing did I thought it was gonna blow me up Oh exhausting I gotta pretend to get up here and fall again so just training me mentally no [ __ ] oh my my mic is on that are excellent thing right like you know it doesn't the hot mic thing if I was sitting here live just like it's almost 6000 [ __ ] people right why would I ever under any circumstances like hits the mute button and think that like oh now I could say literally whatever I wanted my mic is turned on that's so bad that what yep actually go I hate it yeah I hate not well instead - yeah uh hot mic oh we hit the beautiful Ted to talk about to [ __ ] about everybody that's a good idea where's that button right here press I mean I would say everything that I've ever wanted to say bad about everything Oh hot mic loose almost like you should prepare and not say anything stupid when you're hooked up with a microphone on your neck one of these days I don't want to like have like a [ __ ] fake audio leak or something of me like I'll record it through like a [ __ ] cell you don't even like not like I'm calling somebody else and just had a cheese like hey yo sup see what you're doing I not just got done spring so annoying too exhausting how don't you know that I'm just so sick of pretending to fall down and I know you do it - I get really just we all do it but I'm just so sick of it so exhausting about doing it before I got ups gonna do what I wanted to on screen but I think it's probably like painting sculpting I'm just so think I'd like to pretend can you add a video game it's so annoying hey I'll call back it gets better with time wouldn't message I know like maybe a weird but you haven't called neck 94 days oh just you know the number okay if you're satisfied with this message please press 1 if you'd like to neurotically listen to everything you just said to make sure you didn't sound like a total [ __ ] press cute here's what you said please psychoanalyze every second of this conversation you have with nothing help the amount of times you say Oh was it too many may as well redo the whole message what is on what does a hundred coins get you in this an extra life there even any explanation why is in this game there's one up there are but you get a shine put the Boyd wait wait wait wait wait what I didn't I ask if coins were useless in this game attorney said yes he said yes I was like dude these like useless they don't do anything he's gonna go one up and everyone's like yeah yeah sure we have simple rules here you know no [ __ ] no like excessive II don't be like an [ __ ] don't be like a racist [ __ ] don't like be a bigot like really like simple like basic [ __ ] that we could all just do also don't talk about food on my stream where you get banned industry Manson you imagine a Mario game that they didn't put this in you think they get like annoyed that they have to put this in every single Mario game somewhere did you ever think about that and they're like oh we have to oh wait we've done everything we've done so far games begun oh [ __ ] we have to put dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh in the game somewhere or everyone's gonna be mad [Music] hey what's up not a bailable dick call right now I leave message mean again [Music] [Applause] [Music] pretended like the streaming thing and specifically I don't know even played it before but like it sussed crazy love Mario Sunshine it's like the Moors tomorrow you mean like I'm just plain and just have like appease everybody like I want to play this stupid game but I mean I've got on I have to as I started it so I can get a tip so um I kind of like make it feel like a 60 star thing or something out you played it a while ago if not just get me a call back whenever yeah I can remember its chemical and accepts auto how to get to electric all this Chinese fast impossible to leave irma we know you don't have a friend we know you don't have oh yeah right guys names down there getting selves okay I'm not gonna do that where am I going where do I go all right imagine patreon that have like a $5,000 here are you like like flew you out to cousin like meet me like they all do so the reason why I say that is because I was about to just say $5,000 patreon tier fly that guy out and like patreon tier like I was making a joke about that but I had to make that I'd to tell you about that first so you know that's not real and joke though I gotta make sure I explain that completely before I say it that's mine no that's that's fine I'll take I'll take the minus two because that's I am NOT gonna say that out loud deck without giving a huge like stupid explanation no way no I think this is like our shop give that guy hey that's like a baguette that's it that's a joke right as easy like just ten thousand all the Kickstarter tier that guy is like that's I can't even make that joke I'm not going to make that joke alright now let's get the heck out of here that sucker we know is brothers channel is it's my brother but what's he up to now oh hey well we got a big we got a big group people coming in hey what's going on guys what's up what what's Jeremy up to oh he can't jump I'll handle this I'll shoot comes in he's like hey punches hey hey hey let me get the give me control for a second right guys all right all right bro I take it yeah he doesn't first try hey just like pass me the back like yeah there you go buddy hey rate by Channel and I'm like yeah I earned this and that's like the last thing here is playing it's pretty close to the door like okay you know like the oh he's slow down [ __ ] right I'm not gonna hear you yeah you gonna scream at a car that's like going by devoid they're gonna hear you scream this is what they're gonna hear is it not even it'll be like [Music] what do I go from here I don't have enough water to screw this part sorry just can I do it with the oil oh my god don't drink the oil Mario alright alright I gotta focus nope no more [ __ ] around and look people speeding by my house driving as fast as they [ __ ] can dangerously what an [ __ ] but like alright let's keep going by the way haven't played listen listen everyone relax relax relax I know who's gonna freak the [ __ ] out right now but you have to remember something very important before once like throwing rocks at me listen I haven't played a [ __ ] Mario game in 15 years at least I'm telling you the truth I just walk over it no that's a bad idea [ __ ] gotta be kidding me what how did I miss that what well that was just so off apparently the shadow didn't show up listen to you damn it did you [ __ ] whole body my whole body's ditching alright I'm good oh my god oh my god Oh that gets hard at the end jump and diagonally over there that it gets a little tricky okay let's go I mean what's going on everybody like a dreamer thank you oh boy crap what is wait they move they move that's what's going on they that's the problem I figured it out they move they're moving they're moving back and forth not just spinning oh my goodness oh man laughter try a new strategy this time he's you know dropped on his own yeah I'm telling he dropped on his own something going on with like the way the game is emulated on the [ __ ] Gamecube good week I swear to god I'm not even mad this is fun this is what happens when you play Mario oh okay I didn't want to do the weird jump okay let's just settle down a little bit this is original hardware I'm not even angry tilted I'm like comedy tilted I'm this is funny it's making me this is making me laugh not even make me mad alright if I don't get it right now that I am gonna give 40 or 50 dollars towards when me and my friend go to get lunch of that new lunch spot like I'll pay that go from here over where over there that seems so far away [Music] that OS is really bad did you styled into it friend pays for lunch oh nice [Music] he's not even watching hey dude yeah you wanna check out that new bunch bud yeah yeah we're gonna check that out oh that was delicious yeah thanks for paying wait what that's what you weren't watching I beat the that like secret level in in Mario Sunshine and I bet that you would be paying but you bet that's [ __ ] hilarious dude but he took me here take a joke or I'm gonna unsub right that guy's name down he's done he's not he thinking gonna unsub oh that's funny not on my watch I'll make sure you stay sup [Music] don't touch the panic jumped again see everybody knows everybody else I'm talking about I was there and I was like I'm not there I'm not there I'm actually I have a criticism of this game where's the be who they took it out favorite move ever do something funny or I'm on VIP nope I make the VIP list [Music] you don't go to like an exclusive club and say you the bouncer hey I'm VIP but take me off the VIP list no okay the game is out to get me the bounce is gonna be like what the [ __ ] oh no it's one of these they're all like this huh [ __ ] this looks horrible this is mean look that bad first ride I won them one bad at all [Music] you can make that one harder if you try to jump on the top of things Ellen was way more difficult probably this is a harder level Cole grant Jaco go grandpa go don't blow it holy [ __ ] I'm gonna use that [ __ ] killed 2015 coins I think I do I need ships State Guard then I can move on from here thank you super guppy for the 50 [ __ ] dollars and your message says hey Jemma it's been a while since I donated you just want to tell you that how much I appreciate everything you do and I'm gonna be missing these streams while I'm deployed I was wondering if you had any plans to play the battle for bikini bottom rehydrated whenever that comes out yeah they're remaking this [ __ ] aren't it yes definitely what is going to be on what is that what platforms are gonna be on everything is everything okay I could do it on PC definitely is gonna be on stream yeah why not if not that's cool what we're definitely doing it I was gonna get it for the old consoles but why would I do that when I can play the new one I appreciate everything you do and all the laughs you give him my girlfriend and I on the bottom of my heart thank you for being you hands down the best streamer and the only one I watch what means a [ __ ] lot I wish you the best of luck good luck with your deployment much for watching and that means a [ __ ] lot that's a really really nice [ __ ] thing to say well that's well that's real that's that's good because I give you if you watch anybody else you'll see a shitty The Scream actually don't watch anybody else ever don't have a click on another stream because then you'll see like this how bad these dreams oh I'm kidding this we got the best of the business here you know you don't say come on I gotta give myself a little bit of [ __ ] credit where it's due who's the best in the business right here I think idiot stupid [ __ ] to eat them [ __ ] [ __ ] down this [ __ ] idiot yeah I know I deserve that I want that how do I get that from here I [ __ ] knew that was gonna happen like I could see it from a mile away I just and then rather than water stuck stop saying [Music] all right the folks about focusing that's a problem what happened there Mario 64 wannabe oh let's know how you work that Marlon I'm gonna tell him series of a car toward yourself in the face great raise your [ __ ] hand raise your hand I know you I've done it a bunch of times how many times you have closed your car door and it like it like hits you right in the chin this happened at least once or twice to all of you I know it has it looks like we've got a lot of liars in here tag chat check that bag that person when chat lies it's embarrassing so you telling me that you've never had like a bag of groceries in your hand and like closed your car door with your hip and you like scraped you top of your head with the door sometimes but like the bottom the door you've never done that before not even one time it doesn't happen every day that's happening everyone's like maybe three times my whole life that's definitely have how do you do that because you're like you use your like arm elbow and like hip and you like go to hard you've been used to hit the back of your head over the top of your head it happens well like your chin or your neck not the top of your head no I don't witness is going and I'm gonna stop it right now well I know where it is let's go you think what Mario falls out like that and all the toads are over there you think he's just like shakes it off I think he's just like don't [ __ ] look at me man did they know that I failed like if I fall back out of that like painting on my back isn't it like holy [ __ ] it's your wheel is he all right should we like talk to him or is it just like don't [ __ ] talk to me I'm going back in don't even look over here open open open open open open open three ha hey you know I have a control back now ok no no I'll give it back yep give me the control he's gonna be doing right here let go let buckin go of it just let it go I won't tell me play let it go let it come on dude don't fine fine fine alright I'm done I'll just be like I'll just get you dad never let your guard down I got it big bro never let you play don't you guys understand the like the little brother big brother strategy oh hey you played you complain for like an hour and a half straight big brother I'm the little brother oh um try play yeah yeah after the next level oh you okay do you want something to drink yeah actually uh grab me a coke sure thing brother coke and you put it down right there there it is that you takes two hands one two open tab the controller is yours what the or just mention going to the bathroom you know just make it like really obvious that you just were in the bathroom and once you start to think about then being in a bathroom like Oh like oh yeah sorry I'll be right back I'm gonna go take a piss the piston P you're gonna pee IPI to pee pee pees in my body pees and all of my bought it's my kitty produces it and makes it in my glad I have to pee a pee I have to pee no Elvis [ __ ] stain story what the [ __ ] are you talking about get it get it get it fine why don't they have any contests and like conventions I can't wait to the first Nintendo Con happens here a few years from now there's gonna be the come on stage and do your best people gonna get up there and it's gonna be awesome I will be in the front row at that audience they'll do like that I got like a voice acting competition like they do it all these I will be in the front row with binoculars like I can't wait for this [ __ ] and if you get first place you get like a Mario pin [Music] like come on guys some of these convention runners that make that like a $5,000 prize you'll get people will try as hard as they [ __ ] can the guy with a mic yeah hold on let me get this right yeah that has the mic that's like taped to his mouth it's like this [Music] as Assam you [Music] it's not like a carnival oh wait sorry how it should be better now it should be better step right up step right yeah if I had the had the megaphone thing on I screwed it up I'm sorry about that oops [Laughter] [Music] I'll take a large number nine please buy the notes uh yeah can I get a guess you can still have coffee and you guys have coffees it just says you sort of breakfast all day I'm one of those [ __ ] weirdos that comes at like 7:30 looking for all the breakfast items I mean okay so just right yeah can you put the ice in it can you put some up can you believe I seen Mike in the coffee please nice coffee yeah light ice though [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] that is what I was gonna order [Music] [Music] this place is sick I don't know I have no idea what it sounds like little guy I'll have you know that if we use the dune bugs wisely you can reach Heights you never could normally you know like the tops of huts and places like that am I about to kill this [ __ ] right now move out of the way dude oh the wrong thing out how do you know you can't just you can't hear me say like you can't okay I'm not ant do like a kylo Ren drive-through impression and that makes me a so sweet thing Hey look it up oh I love this thing look at this guy great with water and try to upset the balance what are you talking about I said if it knock them off let me knock them off you have to get the dudes off the mirrors I thought that I would I thought that was just helping me I thought it was well you get have to get him off the mirror it's a lie I need them all over here so I can jump like this okay slow down so I have to move this [ __ ] out of the way right that's was i timed I got to move this mirror out of the way that's not helping I lost this shitstain story there is no [ __ ] stains story what are you talking about tell us tell us the [ __ ] stain story I'm sure okay one time I [ __ ] my pants and didn't get rid of the underwear or something and then oh haha that's it what are you talking about I mean I have no idea what are you [ __ ] idiot do you know see I'm doing here here being a weirdo why can you do this yes [Music] all these basics you get it you do if you don't I don't doesn't I don't care oh crap go in the submarine thing all right turtle that's like is it a turtle okay is Bob's or a turtle or is he a dinosaur which one oh he combination of all he's a koopa that's right a made-up animal so no no I could say crab I could say dinosaur I could say turtle and they'd all be accurate right oh I'm here get this over with so I don't the to this anymore it's crushing me it's like chewing sand this one this one this one this one this one this one over here your must do is stop rubbing your sucks rug am i doing this wrong whip up alright get up there come on yeah boohoo this is the last time last time alright [Music] oh is that so loud [Music] nothing your socks on the ground in a dry ass day wants me to go over here that's a [ __ ] crabs face that is not a turtle's face that is very much a cold like the crab has that that's a crab face might be a turtle animal but it's a crab face with crab eyes I will win that argument every time I'm gonna take you to court would you like to go I'm okay here's what's happening right now this is something that it's pretty interesting to think about I am triggering an automatic response from a lot of people would they hate hearing somebody sing it's interesting phenomenon you hate hearing somebody like sing it's a soft the [ __ ] up I don't know what happens to some people [Music] okay Shadow of the Colossus the legendary Sandberg is climbing around the tower watch your feet get eight coins easy he's probably all right like I never the cloud you can get hit by clouds you don't you pass through clouds that's inaccurate clouds are not solid dad did I do a job stop sorry stop him that took you know how hard that was to do that was really hard to do that and get through the whole thing all right where's I'm becoming a crap [Music] actually scary face yeah they're like the [ __ ] penguin I look swollen I don't look a little swollen that's yeah that's the I [ __ ] myself well here's your all right yeah that here's your I like shitstain story I was streaming dude and [ __ ] holy [ __ ] can you imagine playing Mario Sunshine at some of the water today you know I think something's in the water today what was it what like today what did I have to eat today what happened today something in the water I think maybe something in there it's a 5g oh yeah oh yeah fine they did just put five gene Vegas you're right yeah 5 G's in Vegas I think that just turned it on like today did they only [ __ ] the tail it's gonna be horrible hey hey give me that [Music] but this is the last one he's turning [ __ ] he's turning oh my god he's turning he's turning all the way Jesus what he's flipping upside down he's flipping upside down it's the last coin under on his backside no where is it I gotta go quickly no [ __ ] no what I'm trying to grab on to like his head like stand on his so I have to while he's turning I have to jump and then hover and then land on his back I'll land on a claw can he land on a cloud the clouds disappear though apologize to toad know at this point you get the [ __ ] out of Mario's way you see Mario jumping and flipping okay if you if you went to a gymnastics competition you know they let the floor they do the floor routine are you gonna [ __ ] stand on the floor in front of like where they're where they're going no why would you do that oh I have a good idea the person is doing seven flips in a row and they're doing an insane floor routine I'm gonna stand in their way that's up that's your fault at that point I got another coin next game what what huh I only have 14 stars if I would have dude I'm not gonna quit Mario Sunshine mmm oh I'm not doing that this game was two hundred and eighty dollars not the tail the head [Music] we're going for the head looking for the wing we're going for the wing which ways it can turn come of that come on for the head [ __ ] panic jumped again oh I didn't I had it what the [ __ ] oh oh oh God deep Oh duct tape my [ __ ] thumb I want to make my thumb wick and heavy no no reverse I want to have like a Bowflex machine attached to my thumb so I have to like press down to jump and it's this resistance cuz then these little like okay tap tap oops no I want I need resistance training I need to have my thumb Wade [ __ ] up in the air but then you don't do panic jumps anymore god dammit no work I've walked over the first time and I walked over the second time when he fell off the hub if you fall off you can't hover immediately uh-huh if the hover if I fall if I slip the hover I can turn it on immediately I had a good first time Stanford dumpin hovered no I can't I'm way that my thumb is weighed up right now I can't do it that's really awkward to do this oh no no no no no I don't like that I'm not doing that again yeah I was that's really weird and hard to do that [ __ ] what do i do from here okay it's wind and [ __ ] all right I'm done did it do that where's it we're going we going tower I'm all right I'm all right I'm all right I'm okay I'm okay [Music] yeah I am Pettis and now I will show race all right it's a race to the finish flag it up there how does he get there how do you do it oh you go through here you sneaky bat oh wait I just hit him oh you sneaky bastard huh that's how you do it 35 seconds world record all right I get it how do you beat the world record and lose yeah that's come on what's up with that whose world record was that why is he faster than the world record I see it I see it all right all right no it's funny all right I'll allow this one it's funny go [Music] we've done it as fast as me [Music] you are pretty good you have some speed you have grown ever so slightly in my esteem slightly we will meet again in goodbye the world record is ten point five seconds actual world record is 10.5 how do you have to do that in 10 seconds how does that exploit it keeps showing us this de turtle crab ship boat plane said that that's accurate that's accurate what'd I say I don't take that back that's an accurate statement I just said it that all the things it could be [Laughter] [Music] very odd don't sneeze underwater or Mario will die what happens if you sneeze underwater yeah that's bad for anybody not just Mario that's just bad in general if you sneeze underwater you go like you're dead instantly right you Bri you inhale so quickly and with such force when you sneeze you you instantly die if you sneeze into work we got no one here come on give me this flipping through walls now are we game flipping through [ __ ] Reeves the hot was plural brief briefs or Reeves both briefs brief E's briefs was Reeves Reeves coral reefs for Reeves quarrel cool rock Keanu Reeves my dog just heard your voice and thought you were in an intruder what does that even mean stop stun lakhs 10 lakhs 10 lakhs 10 lakhs 10 lakhs down lock wise as possible well I like a weird tick-tock like well yours is actually the biggest is it who says the biggest what's it for Mary what you guys doing [Music] you just get jumped on by Mario he's got jumped on by Mario no one's gonna believe you guys have no belief mario do the mario jump on our heads Ellie what he wouldn't do that yeah I swear to God dudes like Bill Murray sat down at the table with us and like scream [ __ ] you in my face and he said even no one's gonna believe me right after dad judged alright fine I was just I was just going over there that was just we did with us it really chilly contest and I just walked over to where all the guys I didn't drop mine off to the judges yet what I did as I walked up to where everyone else was and made them try it - oh my Chile I know I haven't been to the judges yet but just want to make sure you understand what's a good Chile fast food try a little bit oh no no no that's too small tiny really I guess I'll have to choose one of those three over there wait what it's right just just take it just take the [ __ ] thing it's right here what just happen hey come with me stay away from my [ __ ] produce get away from my produce all of you in Birds [ __ ] off no one's touching this [ __ ] give away we're going a long way that was such a pain in the ass I don't wanna do that again don't mess this up what do you think I'm trying to not do alright can you take a photo from here guy that judges it I go if I drop it in the water like where's the crane why do I do this by myself here it is I win whoa no that's a big old water Bell like I've never seen I don't even need to get out the caliper for this one you win pose it to make juice [Music] oh nice though I did them all there's no more missions in this level right miss Dalton don't fall this is where I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a dodgeball NES dodgeball NES reference here when you turn and throw it backwards that's actually like one of the best games to come out on regular Nintendo and I don't know why the hell didn't make it it like do it again that's one of them that game is crazy the game is so good why would they not make that again we do it another spot but that game is so fun because dodgeball sucks the game dodgeball for regular Nintendo is one of the best video games hold on but it was Bob's gonna talk really fast boat dock that was a sword I was like holy [ __ ] he has a knife that one hurt oh maybe maybe then I'll turn to a gift hop-hop hey maybe that'll turn into a gift huh - pup pup did you going viral I took no way up okay we're good I don't like it I don't like rides it go upside down her I don't know me as you can tell [Music] Mario's house blames Elsa plays Mario Mario pick Joseph lanes did I hit that railing I like rights like this whose kid is this really what I want to know yeah I mean whose [ __ ] kid is this Baba's eye has like 12 kids Santa is it real and then he just smoked playboys yes nope Bowser some [ __ ] Christmas brush part of the street you love a [ __ ] game over I wouldn't grandpa I got like 30 of these this Bay actually contains the tomb but ancient no key came when you spray water on the wall paintings a path usually opens it's almost like magic and one path leads to a hidden shrine onca this is all true maybe found it I just exploded it your eardrums that was bad for me too that was bad for me too trust me okay always remember if it's bad for you it's very bad for me too I got a direct line here don't I mean [ __ ] you go really fast no give um excuse me what are you doing just get them Mario he's got my head this way all right I can float one here he's shaking the bottle I got hey you [ __ ] little [ __ ] down I've got you was I gonna play League of Legends um oh yeah um sure in a hundred million years well bison if I still am streaming connected to some device that can keep me alive for the next hundred million years I play it in a hundred million years I played for 20 minutes Oh Mario you're finally setting up for the oceans bottom grandpa's waiting for you up top oh don't forget to wear this this rope is a shortcut to reach grandpa hey thanks kid don't let me spray you mean Li but one second come on go Mario's [ __ ] crowning Mario's drowning back up here I still teeth the clean guy with a moustache cleans your entire [ __ ] mouth that's yeah that's what's happening right now there's a couple more dirty to you this one here one more that's two more come on don't get sucked in Mario don't get sucked in all right last one our deal nomadic coins what if his teeth fellow vote he didn't treat his both well for like twenty years it's not my fault I didn't do anything I just cleaning and there we are take care of your teeth or you're going to [ __ ] jail hey what's going on - I am - ain't tseebo yes that is me and now I challenge you to a race to that flag where easy I was gonna dive into the water and swim best time it's 40 seconds you're at the ready [Music] got it haha to pain tseebo I win under the oh it's right there okay so when the boat comes by them I gotta be on the other side gonna be ready right here do it at the Boat Show at the bow show okay sorry sorry that's [ __ ] oh I did the singing thing again is there a jump dad we're [Music] oh man what all right can I steer at all I guess I kind of can all right got four okay not got the one that's it right here no no no no no go back turn oh no no no I refuse I refuse I refuse I refuse I refuse I'm stumped cheating no I'm cheating what you can fall through you can go down the whole thing I didn't know you could go down the whole thing what is it opening at the end [ __ ] this is gonna be bad he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know he doesn't know he doesn't know he didn't know he doesn't know he'll never know he doesn't know he said no cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating cheater he's cheating he cheated he's cheating muck up he's through the hard ones I'll just slide down nope nope nope what's going on what is going on [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] remix geared up for it oh whatever that was I'll do that another time no I'm gonna do another one I'm going back here do it now now I can't do it oh I can't secret of the desert don't you want to know what like the dirty diaper Lake Wade I didn't do this I thought I did this is famous sick hey anybody else in this game sick anybody else in this game is sick alright we're gonna go over there it's level of stink oh we want pachinko I will beat pachinko before I stop playing Super Mario in total check this out before Lin Hutt was seriously the [ __ ] best thing ever okay I don't care if I got hurt there that was I didn't touch the ground you know what I'm saying I was amazing I was the root beer in the humidifier story [Music] you making this up I can't fit in there okay yeah how do I not fit in here why is it that coming visit the wall what oh [Music] there was a Vinny first tried this I want proof of that any $100 I want proof in hundred dollars buddy is it why like what is that Evo why do you need to have that to understand I should not have [ __ ] said that I was stupid I forgot you I can't make money jokes because if somebody will do the joke but the joke is it's not even a joke I now have an extra hundred dollars now because you did that bilateral it's just gave $100 over gone over I can make it on to the left why can I leave I can't go to the left accept your fate no [ __ ] [Music] just builds 12 hours builds feet good 12 hours keep licking it boys this is the pachinko level this is the dreaded pachinko level guys need to go you just feel sexier being both guarded I go to the barber every two weeks then pull okay here we go this is first try is it actually first brush [Music] thank you happy to be here I'm sorry what was the problem I think shadow Mario is just magical this is the pachinko level this is the dreaded pachinko level yeah three years ago I have what I do that I did that now you did I did just pretend to first try hey why is that sorry I still made it hell you got the turbo nozzle turbo nozzle pressing hold R to power up the turbo knows we'll do a super - we gotta go in here first oh this is one of these levels oh oh oh I bet derma can't do this first try well you can't bet that I'm not gonna do something after I fail it you gotta do that well before like but whether during this first the first loading screen I [ __ ] it up I just bet I can't do this within five tries probably right I just gotta go [ __ ] risky [ __ ] like this why do they die I've been fine do I not make that seriously I needed to be like oh yeah you actually you probably have to go to the other one let's try to skip it diluting let me do Louie I'm not colluding I mean I I'm in Mario yeah cuz that that's the whole point he's mega milking his content I shouldn't be laughing at what you said but I am I shouldn't laugh at that I should not be laughing at that statement he's actually playing Mario Sunshine yeah this [ __ ] great this games awesome I love it so far okay thanks do a sweep across go holy [ __ ] that thing tilts a sign aways oh [Laughter] okay like a hella to hit my head on the ceiling okay what happens here so I don't know these I don't know that I don't know to do I'm gonna one this one oh yeah oh yeah I know jump up for a joke you [Music] okay save the game save 26 Stars 39 blue coins and that's where I'm gonna call it stretching content is what we call this now I've been six hours I've gonna be like a that's normal that's understand or the six to seven hours that's whether that's a normal screen for me this is not a normal game Jeremy no it's Mario Sunshine Greek please that guy's on fire I'll welcome back to Mario Sunshine uh I'll give you a look those who they have not been around the last a few days but it was actually less than 24 hours ago 40 blue coins 26 shines and zero regular coins I wish Nintendo would stop making bankable games and just make the chinko machines well you say that but over the next 10 to 15 years all of those all those Betty White machines and all those like a look at the cute kitty cat slot machines are gonna get replaced by mario sonic and exiled snake and [ __ ] stick timestamp this mark my words like the Elvis machines gone all of them the Alfred Hitchcock slot machine all of them gone replaced with Super Mario slot machines this is one of my favorite games Thank You German my man this games awesome I've never played it this is [ __ ] crazy man thank you I gotta get on the bus I have to get on the bus running behind the bus no stop please please don't get on okay I know we're gonna wait again I have a memory [ __ ] four-year-old Nocturne Nocturne accent earn a hundred bucks each shoe wait I gotta get on the bus just wait a minute uh Nocturne gave uh $100 this is never I told you how red it was yesterday red and yeah I am ton of more money now like right now is the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars each shoe March 12th at don't and hey don't [ __ ] I'm gonna trust you guys know stood up to talk [ __ ] about this is if I get a custom-made edible shoe for March 12th you bet your ass so you better not be telling anybody about that leather is edible if you think or even one one second that I am going to eat ash real shoe on stream and like die look crazy alright new strategy is go for the one on the left first cuz that one's the that one's just the hardest one to get start crying right now cried now this I got it I got okay I got it another 25 from Freddie bread holy [ __ ] you guys are going [ __ ] crazy I got the whole left side I got the wrong thing selected how does that happen what huh let's go through the wall what I thought you couldn't do that there is no wall I thought it was a wait there's not a back wall what the [ __ ] I'm trying on wait wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute there's a piece of glass back wall isn't there like an invisible wall how do you enough fly out I can't believe I got the hard one to what don't miss the bus what the hell is that I don't I thought that I was gonna just slide down like I always do out the back you mean you tell me I can fall out that way I hit also alright it's always like okay I'm missing the bus yes I but I'm taking my eyes off the screen but you have to remember I'm not I'll I'm waiting at the bus stop and somebody's driving by the bus stop every few minutes is like throwing $500 off the window and okay why don't I get on the bus I got to I get on the bus hold on let me I gotta get to have money hold on I'm [ __ ] the bus at like ten more minutes go by like another person just like hey hey buddy it's like throw 200 out the window I'm just like holy [ __ ] that's fine I gotta get that money I got people driving behind the bus just toss and [ __ ] checks out it alright I'm getting on I'm getting on I'm gonna I can't believe we can follow the back hold on wait a minute I'm so tilted from what does happen I'm so [ __ ] bad from being fallen out the back [ __ ] window I can't believe this even possible you can't follow up the front why can you fall out the back but oh my goodness why did I say I would do this level this is like the joke meme level that nobody does they spend five minutes on this level a god now I'm just gonna play the [ __ ] actual video game oh my god I don't care who did it I guess what LeBron James can dunk I don't go you know I I'm gonna dunk first tried to let me get give me that ball LeBron and I go I got a dunk on LeBron and he [ __ ] does like the most embarrassing just like smash the ball out of my hand and he does it so hard he just saw there's like who hits me like right nose and I'm like ah my nose like blows up with blood and [ __ ] and had to go to like the hospital I don't care I'm preparing there we go it's not over yet it's not over yet not over yet it's not over yet I have to get in there I've stuff I don't want I'm holding the ball right now we got LeBrons in front of me and he's flapping he's thick are you gonna try again yeah in a minute all right whenever you're ready man whenever you're ready to go well in a second I'm just trying to figure out which way to go nah hey I mean I got like a bunch of meetings to go to but can you try to slam dunk already just shut up I'm going I'm gonna go when I'm ready yeah you know what you know who I am right I don't know who you are all right you can't swim top thought I didn't have its land fraud yeah I did I did I miss Winx Oh should I did yeah a ton of money all right let me give her I just did it again for fun I don't know why didn't add that that's your book at the noise he's making there we go the beach cannons secret as a middle school joke up shut up shut up shut up shut up sorry I'm so dumb yeah it will happen to Kevin shut up I'm just kidding alright alright we're going pepé hands he hates me well I don't long you've been how long been watching this channel I ever told you guys that 98% of everything you hear on this channel is fabricated yeah okay there we go let's blanked I just like blacked out for a second I don't know why that was where I just blacked out I forgot Oh blacking up all right here we go I'm good all right here we go I'm gonna count right with this this one the last one Falls every one two okay it's two full seconds to go and one two holy [ __ ] [Music] hey this one's for free you know who would make a trillion dollars if you made a controller is there like any anti sweat controllers alright I mean first we stop speaking so I can play a video game why these things have to be made of this hard sweat plastic why can't this be made in a cloth or something like III want a cloth that I can change out like you do your laundry you do I give a [ __ ] pillowcase why can it wasn't no control a pillowcase all right but get a good view what are you doing you know my way blue shell [ __ ] I hate you I'm trying to hold the thing down it didn't hold it down hard enough so I move oh it's frustrations settling in mad at children's game somebody told me I was gonna get really mad here they were like I can't Rachel II just just know who's comin sucks and I was like what is he talking about the Smurfs Super Mario Sunshine I can't you be more like your brother he's not here right now he's school back him from below I want to talk they're electrified I didn't like that tell what do you thoughts on Mario Kart 9 um I don't which one is that there's been so many of them all I know is Mario Kart 64 mario kart wii and then all of them of the same game in my brain Mario Kart 8 deluxe for the Nintendo switch yes is eight I wasn't even looking at the [ __ ] screen again god damn I'm like look at it on Google I see people to unspayed runs do that I can't work to do it like backwards another thing beat dark souls 3 on screen but you can't beat a single Mario game I'm gonna be I'm beating this right now look don't you see on your screen oh he missed it good you're just as stupid as me you really are a mario clone here's your food ooh you got some water Thank You per friended Yoshi make him eat with be holy [ __ ] I don't even know she was in this game yeah look at how long his tongue is in this game alright get another one right there's an egg over here okay there is no I that's such an old joke at this point but it's still funny alright let's go get some food and that's how this is cool [Music] [Music] stop the car stop the car Jesus man what are you doing you'll go around a rotary 10 [ __ ] times what's wrong with you where is he he's like over here bear which side to side I'm sorry stop don't nobody say that the rest of this room I don't want to hear that ever again fine he's fly this fly he's blind why hit you I was a bit of rocketjump this game makes me thirsty this game makes me want to pee this game makes me have to piss I actually was the original title of the stream but people were upset by it so I had to get rid of it there you are Kabir I'm here nope I used to do that all the time versus bowser in mario 64 he would do that and miss and then you'd [ __ ] fly up a cliff and smash the controller into the ground it would explode into like five a thousand pieces america you have to go this way alright got a clear shot eight Ball corner pocket bingo yeah that was like a look at annoying thing to say I'm aware eight Ball corner pocket yeah I know that was annoying but whatever you sighs just have no idea how exhausting it is to pretend everyday I brought this up yesterday itself justice I'm exhausted what's it been an hour God [ __ ] until tired remember to pretend and every video game one hour pretending is actually like two to three hours of being normal mmm exerting 300% more mental fortitude and it's higher I feel that people that don't know that's a joke they're just like oh it's me paint tseebo and now listen see that flag over there hmm that flag up there are you ready three two one go three two go ah ah I didn't even know why it's written but on the one time out of the whole I dive disperse some have been on the level guys I don't speak cursive thanks liquor service a low but uh right sucrose that like just promise me concur doesn't sound like this every single word it wasn't everything each other every significant would be known any milk beginning of any census that's correct smell you later [ __ ] don't do that just run that was not so bad your quick yes I suppose maybe I underestimated you a small bit for house you try again after you have practice more until then bye Jeremy haha go to the hotel go to the hotel I don't know what that is don't stop spoiling the game you're spoiling the game for me I don't know what that is we just ruined it am I gonna enjoy the game ever again no oh do I have to just bounce but I almost worked almost I'm not done with this I'm I'm in the fun time at face when Mario isn't there to save you as you are Mario who saves Mario Mario is not invincible I mean just because he has a series of video games doesn't mean that if he gets hit by a car he's not gonna break all of his bones and [ __ ] I ride on these things [Laughter] none of them are made out of water or anything blank alright fine we're gonna get some [ __ ] dunks and we're gonna give the [ __ ] dunks I draw this again here's this funny streamer is unaware you think I'm funny Thanks do you really thank you thank you Hey thank you so how do I do that I can probably can I just rock a jump from here maybe is it just that simple it might be that simple it's so easy eat the pineapple on the roof you guys on drugs roof pineapple i [Music] just--there's roof pear wait you wait you're talking about the weight that the jacket pineapples decoration not an actual pineapple from like the shop you talking about the roof decoration they could eat that I set the sin declaration that's a decoration that's not Oh eat the fruit on the roof you shoulda said eat the decorative pineapple that's what you needed to say you said eat the pineapple on the roof no no eat decorative pineapple I would have got it immediately get out of the water Mario Mario we don't you know this is shut-ins spraying as water caused it to divide is that it does anybody here tell you this game this finding of Isaac this poll game is finding buzz it jumped up top jump jump jump jump I'll get coins alright let me get a look everywhere holy [ __ ] get to work I know okay I'm gonna start in there I'm gonna start over here now they're all after you what oh my get the kid of the tree Mario Mario get it a tree just spray from afar it's working alright back to the ocean okay easy easy i won that was crazy alright now turn the volume back up now that we can actually hear it's not crunchy audio you did it I did yeah [Music] it's I'm just not even gonna look I'm just throw by me I'm in a mic half-court let me just like yeah hey hey hey look at this look at this [ __ ] look at this you ready okay there okay I didn't hear it boy didn't swish what you you're supposed to swish missed I missed each time no no no no no no no redo redo that means I'm God [ __ ] wasn't even that [ __ ] hard Oh what oh I just got in it doesn't go in and come out no I want what the [ __ ] man why is this so hard to find this basketball swish why is this so difficult to get this somebody make this video and he'll get like ten thousand views just make a swish sound if I put it on YouTube you'll get like a hundred thousand years okay that finally found it nvm thanks for uploading that god dammit I'm holding on to this I don't [ __ ] care I'm holding on to that probably asking yourself why you leaving that cuz I couldn't say I could have been bad which way okay there's the psycho way I'm thinking about going the psycho router psycho route is get to the second one here and then jump all the way over the right side I'm doing the psycho router I almost had it all right so just but I can't reach that platform that move that [ __ ] move that [ __ ] moves right I [ __ ] seriously a dive like a tiny bit too far I was trying to be so slow with it and you pressed it stick a tenth of a centimeter and good-looking yeah I just have to jump don't walk over it if you walk over it you yeah you go all the way over the edge just be careful get that holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [Music] - BRR yeah sometimes it just comes out I have to like it's okay you know when they tell you when and when you fight any fighter you're like like karate or Taekwondo or something don't they say you would need to expel air and and force out of you you know you have to like huh the same thing is with video games when you throw a punch in karate you need to exhale ha same thing when you're playing a game you want to make a jump that's correct tennis is another one yeah this is true this is true statement my apologies but the casino excuse me what would that word talking about that words exciting man it's not open for business quite yet hello I get a really creepy vibe from this weird painting but you want to know what I find it a creeper than that imagining how you got in here any pine apples and what about you well every has like of their own personal pull do something about these ghosts and get out of my room you weirdo Yoshi is so I'm just so good what a little but a little good boy you know what I mean is over there there a cracked tile over there yup I've seen quite a few pogchamp from the Chapa need to correct you I gotta have I'm gonna call this because I should at the time it took me just to do that I could have walked around the whole level two or three times have you lost your mind can't just barge into a ladies room it's just not done get out shoo shoo you wanted me to leave lady are you sure you didn't want me to exorcist puke around your whole hotel room sorry what's this charge of 750 dollars well there was exorcist puke all over your room ma'am you don't understand I didn't do that a strange little man with a moustache droning on a dinosaur and he puked all over the place okay lady just pay the [ __ ] pause it please don't worry I'm not crazy to happen all right is there another tile that I didn't do over there fruit fly brain fruit flies are for hot their size the electrons and neutrons in their brains are actually a thousand times their body weight so if I'm a scaled-up fruit fly then see that's a mistake on your part yeah if I was a scaled-up root fly you guys I would be able to control [ __ ] with my brain and be able to move objects with my thoughts you think I'm that intelligent I mean II don't you flattering me but thank you I got it oh my god what's home get off me get off me get off of me place it on me please land on something please sign on something please line up something please like so I'm gonna move over here and look over all right this doesn't push you off I got a whole another a whole another rotation not gonna be on this end no no I gotta be on this end I got me on this end now okay and then right I cut scared no I don't care about the nails nails [ __ ] the nails oh [ __ ] I don't care about the nails nails can go to hell okay hello touching India for the rest of my life even in my own home construction projects I'm never gonna use one I'm not gonna pick my hammer I'm not never of hammering a nail and I got here so quickly - I was like so focused ever who are you mr. Dale's I would I would have taken him I would've gone veerbeek I would not have sat here for that I would I didn't wouldn't even want to see a chat I would leave for ten minutes all right stop zooming in women okay so if I just run up and jump just go [ __ ] oh holy [ __ ] okay holy mother [ __ ] oh that was very very bad but I didn't correct somehow I don't that was incorrect so wait left wall into back wall or back wall into left ball into back wall I think right or back wall into left wall which is back wall into just go [Music] [Music] how fast is going [Music] [Laughter] you got a do I feel so bad I feel so bad right now you don't I mean like I just I did I feel just I just feel very bad because I that's so oh I have to do it again oh I feel good I feel very bad oh it's okay I'll get it okay you have to do it this side jump onto it cuz you can't make the nail do just sorry I just had to I thought I had it all you got look if you give up a home run you got to pitch the next inning you don't I mean if you give up a [ __ ] grand slam you can't just like me like okay I'm gonna give up every grab every it's gonna be a grand slam you gotta you gotta get out of you head here we go what's that ah no I'm just rushing it's so far away to get up there Grand Slam here boom here duffel oh it's added I I did it hey like I'm high as I got you waking up from a nightmare you don't mean like yeah I missed his last jump it's like a nightmare I just thought I don't know I don't know it's why I need a pope flex connected to my [ __ ] thumb oh man it's all over from here oh dammit I'm I keep you know okay you keep seeing it in your head like I just I saw the last thing you know I'm gonna run up that the last month oh I may never see that again I got so close and what happened there sir what was that I hit my [ __ ] head off from the ceiling I do dunker I'm gonna do dub Bianco Cove let's get him rage quit and I didn't rage but I'm still in the game get back here see that's the part of the game that I like you know the kid [ __ ] look out he jumping with Rube Goldberg machine Mario levels I mean I'm not into him at the moment where to go this is a telltale game what is this image you that okay that is just a screen grab of me going like this top that's what it's still the worst joke yeah I know I know I'm completely and totally aware of it I know it's the worst [Music] trust me when I say I'm very we have a Yoshi pineapple what oh sorry autoplay on audio jungle audio jungle put it back on alright let's see what we get for auto place with woosh sounds faster there you go I can't hear them so you tell me I have no idea pineapple anyway so what is this Red Coins no I'm Tara stop it it went to a political podcast this thing's go too fast it's going way too fast this is too fast this is called bad joke bad joke [Music] it knows its self away I just can see the titles I don't even know its weight [Music] we're gonna hit so many of these but just I just water just hit me in the mouth how I just spit in the air I spit in the [ __ ] air and it landed back in my mouth that's what happened that's it that just happened very there's no water in the air on Las Vegas where are those where the tea cups I just dropped my [ __ ] we love taken hit by this one [Music] there's a turtle up here the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one I have to jump over the hill I can't can I understand I seriously can't grab this one I have to be able to touch it right [Music] okay come on - aw turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off what what happened it's funnier than you are yeah it's what I could shake my keys in the camera - you want me to shake my [ __ ] keys into the webcam all right I gotta go I gotta go all the way this is just a bunch of this man this is titled this is little sound effects packed up of 550 non-copyright sound effects good for improving your YouTube videos who is Mario I got I found I gotta get up here I have to get up here I found it no wrong button [ __ ] can i no no no no no back back back back back back back back back back back back back back grab this please oh my god okay um I have to go to the bathroom I have to go to the bathroom I got a guy I have to go to the bathroom I have to go the bathroom I think those that have to pee and I'm [ __ ] coming back and I'm gonna I'm gonna Bree I'm gonna get my screen back together I'm gonna get my [ __ ] spree back together cuz it's off the rails right now and I could get it back [Music] no I did I didn't just show up my computer I didn't I'm still here it's odd that a bunch people's freaked out rabbit okay I got it I swear to god it's being [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going to the bathroom I have to go now I have to go down I'm gonna go now I'll see you guys in a minute I'm gonna pee I'm gonna go pee III got I got it out of I try to get it out of my system downstairs I got out some of the drink just I just relaxed for a minute I a living water on my face and I looked in the mirror and I'm like okay like let's go let's go back to normal let's play the game that I'm supposed to uh keep playing and focusing on this Mario Sunshine Hey you don't know normal I can pretend to be normal at least like once a month I gotta go okay that's what this hurts Tara stop it went to a political podcast what oh okay this was the best okay is unplugged by a DVI cable accidentally okay I have to play the game so now if I go like this they come up I go up nope I go like this which then puts me around this way right yep Nickelodeon's nickelodeon not Nintendo No Nintendo what the [ __ ] not Nickelodeon see love you can get on now someone can right yes they can jump from here I know it seems tough I'm so panicky because I have two hearts and I laughed out like 500 packs of cigarettes like I've smoked 500 packs of cigarettes just shut your car door just hold on a second I don't think I supposed to be doing it like this take your keys out of the ignition [Music] put your damn seat belt on don't drive around with us eat but what are you [ __ ] nuts and again you [ __ ] little gremlin you are taller than me and you can't stand in that water I don't are you just are you going in headfirst and holding your head underwater as pink this is great I don't make I could eat that all right you're now Orange please don't go over there watch out this new Jeep water Yoshi don't go over there oh yeah okay it doesn't matter does it matter which one I start on that's it probably not this is Frogger is it Frogger it is Frogger isn't it okay oh it moves I know what to do oh my god I can't believe it I can't [ __ ] believe it I can't believe it I knew it exactly it was well I don't even want to even do that I just freaked the [ __ ] out for no reason there was no free I'll never do these I'm never gonna be able to do any of these [ __ ] the depth perception just keep the camera here at all times don't ever move it there's no reason to ever move the camera from here like [ __ ] Diablo oh no no no I had it beat [ __ ] this I went right do it right no snow don't jump over there do it right do it right you don't have to rush you don't have to go fast I'm so incapable you don't the goal that fast like I gotta go fast I can't drop right now oh I'm so bad at [ __ ] video games Mario especially if my patience is that of a [ __ ] goddamn love weasel you don't I mean like if I'm gonna I'm just gonna come trying to steal your eggs and even if there's like 40 spiders in there I just go in still eggs yeah I ate it [Music] why why why guys um I fell I didn't fall okay so I don't understand what the [ __ ] I'm doing it oh I know it was sorry sometimes I forget people holding their foot down on the gas till it hits the bottom of their car and flying by it 90 miles per hour it's a little distracting sometimes I forget sorry like pushing your gas down until you hit the bottom of the car pool safe okay you [ __ ] weirdo it's time for you there's nothing such a weirdo and do this you [ __ ] weirdo [ __ ] your diaper hurry up press the blue button to leap what that's not true is that a lie hey wait is that a lie that's not a lie z it's not Z is it no it's not no you gotta just go right at the top I gotta count here we go I'm gonna count ready 1 1 2 3 it takes like 3 full seconds get in the top here we go [ __ ] weirdo [Music] don't worry that wasn't embarrassing Jeremy it's a don't it's okay I had a diaper full of slime like three months ago it's alright I think I'll be fine behind you am I getting [ __ ] with right now people got people that just people trying to tell me where to go and the people telling me the wrong way right look to the left this is so much information flooding this chat right now Rico harbor building now it's on the pier right here like well you can even go in this building okay it's up my ass and around the corner see what people say [ __ ] like that and that's like what I see and then I see left remember that there's a stream delay where you're getting what I do five to eight seconds after I do it so when I turn left to look left and you say left I did that five and a half six seconds ago and then by the time you say it's right in front of you I'm actually looking at where the boat was because if five seconds have to go by it's got five shines oh I haven't hoarding these yeah let's go no refunds wait should I not do this it's two seconds ready I wonder from one to say one fret up six seconds that was six seconds before I saw a one inch at Red Eagle stood again on camera so ready I want you to say I'm gonna say a word and you have to say the second you see my mouth moving point six seconds that was five point like eight seconds okay where holy [ __ ] how am I still alive Mario Mario uh fix the camera Mario Mario oh this is a great music video you're making but I would appreciate if I could get a better view of the of the game is one in the air somewhere where is it right there is one of the air right here I got a minute I have a full minute guys it'll be alright I swear it okay it's almost like it's almost like this like an evil part of my brain that magnetizes me to do stupid things but I tie it it's like hubris you know I mean it's like I'm magnetized to screw something up because I just told you that I was doing fine I just need to stop talking about how things I'm doing or going well like when I'm cooking this hamburger sure does look like it's medium rare medium well well why is there fire here now well I burnt it I burnt up what's that smell stinky smells like smoke oh [ __ ] okay like I got to get off at this exit yeah this one right here why why mine up what why am I not going off on the exit now slow down I guess slow down I could probably do open-heart surgery on myself if I just didn't say that I'm just going pretty well let him suffer so mean it's going too fast this is going too fast [Laughter] yeah over here hey you know maybe hey maybe like if some of you guys right show feet in capitals every 12 bits you know that led them is you know maybe it'll happen at this point I mean like you know every leg every eight minutes like six of you just write it in all caps and I it's but you know it's probably at this point kinda it's gonna happen keep that keep doing it keep yeah I'm sure it will is what eventually you has to write you mean you're saying it every every stream I hundred times it's good it has to do it's gonna happen keep doing smart all right this way please into the casino he's kidding me what what no way how much does it cost I play I won three coins okay good country cool i won Oh super rock and what did you win the ability for you to get really really angry at Mario game oh my god it's moving the black background the black background just didn't it was warping around I thought it was going moving the black background and then done the 3d plane I thought it was throw tating god damn it's cuz if my cameras pointed straight down oh that's a wrong wrong wrong I get [ __ ] over by the cube which way is this [ __ ] turning oh don't don't don't don't don't don't don't where am i oh my god come on this is just such an awkward thing with that background I gotta I can't but ha I had it see that was the end [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I almost blew it I've done some flashy did some flashy right [Music] you ow sorry we gotta go down yeah we have to go down the bowling lane I always wonder what the [ __ ] is back there you know I mean you know when you brake to something or your your bowling lane and doesn't work like a psycho I just think not working that guy goes all the way in the back where the pins are it's like holy wait what's back there oh never mind but you kind of want to see what's back here I need coins Hey look at that thanks for the coins swells Wells well enos music Mari we got trouble that electric coupe is back where everywhere oh wait a minute are you yeah I got you it's gonna die in the shadow Mario level nope he's still alive [Music] anybody else see the other Mario thought I did all right I think we have seven in most of these places seven seven seven nine seven eight two two and okay that's the other type so I gotta go up it's up there okay I need the brocken give me the rocket can you throw it up here to me please just throw me the rocket toss it to me I'll catch it I swear to god I'll catch it not dude I don't want to throw your phone that far I'll catch it was [ __ ] throw it Oh God do you can I hand it to you I'm gonna walk over to you in hand it's you just throw it dude God okay here one two three please don't break oh right I forgot about this I was like yeah I'll come back here [ __ ] this I gotta go under and then up alright let's go hi a member outside what why'd you move them in what's going on why do bootlid wait I'm supposed job I'm some jump I'll go now I'll come back later another way hey don't look at me leave me alone get out of here head stop [Music] what damn it calm down tell us a good guy like David Ortiz just struck out in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game four of the 2004 [ __ ] ALCS you don't mean that was what that was that was what that sound was it was like an old man screaming at the TV mad because there was a strikeout a plus B is a long dive jump and why why did that why was I never told what happens 6 16 17 hours in the game why I didn't know this because it was funnier but what I mean was funnier but and then oh Jesus what the [ __ ] swishy going holy [ __ ] he's right behind me okay now what do I do get this little walk the wind [ __ ] is gonna be over here isn't it I didn't know there's gonna be a springboard you [ __ ] much I jumped off that no it was like a bowing god no no is this done is that not this this is not a tight rope oh my can help okay thank you cameraman the camera Oh oh I don't want to do that again I had a joke like four people through the speedrun skip I'm going for it I'm gonna go for that cuz that's the only way I ever lively don't my brain will try to do this I'm going for the speedrun strategy you ready going for it I'm gonna get this [ __ ] check this out we read about me in [ __ ] newspapers after this one I need one over the edge oh my I he decided to to park her over the edge instead of just getting I'm feelin I'm gonna be able to do it that way but he just sometimes decides that he's going to jump over and across instead of just grab he just sometimes is like bars like you know I feel like pole vaulting over whatever thing your is in front of me I'm just gonna jump the [ __ ] over it I will say though they were so scared to have this game be just the cleaning game they were like oh my god no we have to get rid of that thing and they have to do [ __ ] like this for like at least 20 levels get over there Mario you [ __ ] put up your [ __ ] books and get the video game history streamers along I want you to open up the [ __ ] book and I want you to see next to next to German on 85 when you look at accomplishments and I'd like you to [ __ ] open up this page there it is now any time you watch a streamer play this game and they get to this part and they go holy [ __ ] this I hate this I want to use the [ __ ] German on 85 dive technique and they solved a YouTube video jump clip it is and they'll be like wow okay that's so much easier come here you [ __ ] get in here in the back I got in the bath nobody's gonna stay in there [ __ ] you lied to me this is a spongebob episode god damn it get in here get in the bath get in the bath [Music] Gary get in the bag Wow Gary hey none of these goddamn things and go oh that's gonna look at how look how much there is are the people here I'm a Chuckster you'd better be careful when speaking to powerful he on toes some will chuck you straight up and most chuck you backwards when it comes to tossing oh I'm well I'm a Chuckster are you a Chuckster oh okay this one goes up no no no no can I back up back up I came out of it at a weird angle romi throw me real far and go good I need you all the way okay you now have to be I need you all the way in front of me here I gotta get this right right there is all right no it's not good enough that's good it's okay I think so I hire you must through me tip alright you guys and you guys ever played a little league I used to play Little League and we had these there was like two or three fields that were right next to each other you'd have the one outfield would be there would be another outfield it'd be two or three of them right next to each other right and there was always that kid that hit a home run every other Advent and sometimes he would hit it over the fence and it would go into the other field even while they were playing a game they would do it all it would have an awful [ __ ] time it would [ __ ] up somebody plays cuz like the big strong 8th grader could hit the ball almost of the pitcher's mound on the other field it's just so so dangerous game sucks streamers sucks I'm going to bed wait he can't be full ok you got a pick one you got a pick one and stick with it the truck stirs position is more important than yours ok here we go this shouldn't be this ridiculous just do it what the [ __ ] it's not he's down the right spot he's thought he's gonna turn I think I said yeah anything you doing I get it holy [ __ ] that was horrible oh he's all the way back here all the way well I'm like all the way all the way back after the whole thing Oh God because is this like a [ __ ] playpen right here why can't you like walk your ass over the bridge I have to come all the way back to like the [ __ ] spawn get over here Jesus golf oh I understand whoa whoa whoa whoa was I supposed to jump holy [ __ ] [Music] that was almost a hyper omega' joke at the end I would have been so sad I am Hispanic jumped off the edge I must omega' choked that would have been so bad I think I have seven stars and every single one of these the only ones I don't have it the coins Oh what I'll hear the airstrip the only one on the air how do I get to the airstrip though didn't somebody say that the airstrip that this was a bit weird Yoshi thing right what's over there somebody else's game footage he'll be so mad about mo no you did this you know you could tell if this was somebody else's game footage cuz if I was back here and just [ __ ] hanging out oh my god I gotta get that oh I guess I can go this way alright it's kind of cool oh [ __ ] is a banana try get the banana check it should I get the banana I think I'm gonna try to get this banana why is there a banana up here makes no sense why would they be banana here what's this oh [ __ ] what all right I got the banana now I can't reach that boat try get on the okay wait I can get on that boat so get on that boat and then jump from that boat to the other boat wait a minute does that actually go all the way all right I'll get on the boat I got I'll get plenty of food he's gonna push me off what the [ __ ] this is not like a party prank time get the [ __ ] out ere I got my phone in my pocket you [ __ ] wait it's very funny you're gonna pay for that [ __ ] new iPhone X okay get off wait a minute don't touch it oh my god I forgot it's like if you it's that [ __ ] video she can't touch any water I forgot it even if it's shallow it doesn't matter right when I jumped I was like that's knee-deep no video games from 2005 and backwards insted I water for God oh you want a [ __ ] pineapple good I had it to light it didn't really know about a Turner make him suffer hey no don't make me suffer I'm doing this I'm gonna get it this is the I'm finishing my choice it's too early to be this mad no it's not it's it's it's never too early I want the blood to flow through my veins I want to be out of my hat I want to have like blood pumping through my body that's how you know you're healthy after wait till that comes back what was the point of getting on the island Yoshi why are you so [ __ ] hungry what what's going on is he in the Sun [ __ ] too much oh my god it's hard to determine Oh just skip this alright so the YouTube so the first one that donated last night said this is the worst thing in the entire game should I just not do this is it any reason to do this besides like I got to the island hooray is there any reason what's over there it's gonna be one blue coin it's too early to be this angry hey I got I got a YouTube video linked that was like dude please for the love of God don't do it the way you're supposed to do it it's the worst thing in the entire game please God just do the exploit please there's a youtube video tutorial I didn't even watch it I'm gonna get it this time the issue is you do not do the Yoshi a home jump only to get on the island I don't have to do the home jump I just have to jump you know I'm saying you Nintendo alright I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I need you a little higher it's like pushing me it's pushing me it sides pushing me backwards I feel like I'm gonna jump forward to get on the roof is gonna I'm gonna hit the wall bounce me back and die I knew that what's gonna happen I knew that was gonna happen I knew that was gonna happen don't jump don't jump you must be on the roof do I have to be on the roof but if I don't if I don't get on the roof what am I don't get on the roof or if I don't get on the roof don't do anything just don't move what if I don't get on the roof what if I don't get on the roof can I get with my tongue oh my god I have to get on this one okay okay now what wait and wait I gotta wait I gotta wait for this step I'm gonna eat this banana when this book comes back is it gonna respawn by you this he this should I this is it but what if it doesn't respawn eat don't eat banana this is too much eat Vanetta do not eat it starving starving starving but what if I eat don't eat this eat if you [ __ ] idiot eat this banana it doesn't respawn alright we're gonna wait till we're gonna wait till he's almost dead and I'm gonna eat it a million of them alright just make the jump I got to make this jump this is the biggest jump of the day just a regular jump nothing crazy just a regular jump it gets close right there bingo just land holy [ __ ] okay I got it I'm good I did it I went oh huh huh what what what what - what what what why what what why what that was very clearly like a that wasn't like a hope be careful of it you got starting to move it was like hey I instantly moved back like 15 feet I have to jump from the roof what I the last time I tried that I I couldn't I can't get on the roof from here press Y please why like I don't care I'm not doing this let me watch it again alright loading voting pepper is there he then runs he knocks into the fruits and it makes the guy go oh and then he turns but he just goes it's this little spot right okay right here you guys have freaks okay I did it I did it what what are you wrong we have to keep jumping jumping I just spit everywhere alright let's do it again get in there where are we what we're doing okay I got I got I got it alright what where is this good banana we have bananas at home yeah that's the grocery store shuffle whoo these bananas look good Jeremy there are seven bananas that are getting to be overripe at the house right [ __ ] now oh yeah oh right right right who's that this is a [ __ ] illusion no it started it's a but it's not in the water it's above I'm the guy that would jump headfirst into the water that's a mirage got a super coin this is so frustrating just push them buttons all right fine it didn't work been that guy well this sucks Jesus come on get it before I get hit again all right come on okay I'm good I'm good everything's fine we're almost done I need two more this one too over there right it's a blue one too it's moving around it's it's it's a different speed it's a weird speed I didn't see it I didn't see the care I made me seeing where was that where the [ __ ] was that I just saw it it's right there okay come here get it last ones right next up on the windmill up there now this one I can just what is it blue coin though I just ride it I catch we try to get the other coin try to get the blue coin and press everybody and press someone so I'm just gonna tune in and see leg up over there and go holy [ __ ] he made it how long screamed it up 54 minutes I'll play didn't miss anything you didn't don't look don't watch bounced [ __ ] bounced off the goddamn thing Yoda laughs where is it where is it where is it come on where is it I don't know Oh oh okay the camera is gonna make me [ __ ] wanted yeah [Applause] camera camera camera the camera the camera the camera yeah this guy's unstable stable I told you all I needed to do was eat breakfast and I'm gonna go here know that it's the camera just like rips around it does these the camera in this game does these like extreme 45-degree turns in a second I'm just trying to go forward man this is the second set right here if there's no one up in here I'm gonna be for real I'm turning chat off for a week it is not a one up in here hope you ready oh they're not all the way in see in a week I'm sorry guys saying iiie as is so many people say that remember the little robot from Power Rangers that was his catchphrase so sorry you don't get to have this one I was here I was here I did it wait I [Music] can't I have to get just pick it up right oh good I almost [ __ ] that up a half-dozen times on that last one that was I was so sad did you this is why I don't have face cam on because once I missed I had to do this like your third jump and then later on my butt Department I landed on my butt I looked like this you don't even know oh the hope this whole town is flooded holy [ __ ] alert flood don't be no Plaza has recently experienced a waterfall like deluge of rain in all areas presidents are advised to seek shelter on rooftops to avoid the rising flood isn't that what is it's at this point what the guy looks out his window and he's like oh [ __ ] I haven't left yet hey I made it final level this is the last okay Verona mountain hey this time don't go so hard thankfully I can do this forever isn't it when Ops okay hell let's try this again so gently gently row the boat this sinking don't crash anything those lost I'll turn turn turn turn turn well this is gonna be it's alright it's okay you touch anything it's over if you tell that's what happened the last time I didn't do it okay I get it if you do it - I got it if you touch anything it's over I'll endure over three Wi-Fi calendar good boy my my my my game is so fun abandon ship let's go look at all these blue coins there's so many blue coins for her it's attempting to get back in the boat and get the blue coins there's boat still there no it's long done wish I could see okay not bad don't fall down into the bog where are those we're okay there going across and down and left and right it shouldn't be too bad not bad and then again wait an actual Bowser [Music] [Music] mário my family vacation was huge Oh alright bullet bills jump on bullet all right he's coming put him out but mom why am i shooting lava shooting his mouth baby shoot baby Bowser perhaps you could use your PAC to gain more ha ha oh thanks for the tutorial at the end of the final of us bow that seem to be effective Oh men the sky is falling the sky is falling it's wicked crunchy I'm sorry the audios crunching in my ears alright oh the game knows sorry about the crunch sorry about the crunches I can't help it there's nothing I can do about the crunches it's gonna be a wicked crusty ass crunches [ __ ] way what come on man give me a break this is the crunchiest audio - I have to turn it down getting thin here getting really thin holy [ __ ] oh my god I got super launch jump this thing [Music] [Music] hope you two learned your lesson except you never do why are they not in jail

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Length: 187min 47sec (11267 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 09 2020

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