Jerma Streams - Talking for 2 hours

why is this not working is my webcam broken is that we're gonna add insult to injury tonight is that we're gonna do let's that let's add insult to injury I have to play another web camp now there it is not quite here comes the joke no there's no joke here hi oh let me move it to let me go to a decent spot less dark in here what made this so dark look at these like fuzzy look at these look at this like little growth I have back here of hair let's see if I can turn this up hey there we go I can turn the gain up hmm hmm wait a minute wait a minute cover this reset the transformation rises why you in like such a tiny resolution custom resolution 1920 by 1080 what are you out of your mind Hey look at that now you can actually see me like there we go okay my my chair is all [ __ ] up now hi guys welcome to a IRL portion of the stream which all let's move this over here that makes it easier for me this is this is called Jeremy the pissy little [ __ ] those scan lines are they barely about scan lines we go show us your internet bill yeah I don't know what it has been like the last couple lesyk three days the snowstorm was a huge pain in the ass my internet like dying on Tuesday was like really obnoxious and really annoying a couple of the small things going on there like I just I just can't no I'm not like I'm not locked in right now and I don't want to phone in streams till hopefully you understand oh let me move this again and let's get the chat over here too let's just put the chat here oh by the way be like okay those han't the hands thing did I ever tell you this that I always thought the longest time I didn't think it was this I thought it was prayer hands so when it lifts person's like like don't delay smash brothers instead of it like don't delay smash brothers that's like what it means right I thought it was like don't do this don't delay smash brothers I didn't think was a clap I thought it was prayer hands like let me say something for instance already like somebody puts up into the chat see could it be both I mean it could be both but I didn't know it was clapping because one prayer hands is like a prayer but when you put like three or four in between words it becomes like Jesus saved me you know I mean like you're moving your hands around who cares I guess that's also a good stance too who gave it gives a [ __ ] I got to change this to IRL IRL like please play roblox why would I flame roblox who does anybody still play roblox I feel like roblox is like runescape and here's the weird thing about runescape runescape was a huge deal when I was like 14 we're talking we're talking like more than like 15 years ago people were playing runescape and if people still play it I'm that's that surprises the absolute hell out of me I did add a runescape it's a big it's a big deal people still play it all the time I get like roblox I feel like it's one of those things it's been around for like 10-15 years and it's like Oh roblox I haven't heard that name in a decade but I remember runescape is it still fun they is it still like worth actually playing I have not even looked at it in 10 plus years a lot of people still play roblox that's crazy that's like crazy to me I just never would have ever imagined the people would still be playing it I guess you could say something go work like world of warcraft to add that good well a but no but doesn't like runescape gets significant updates all the time like Warcraft what craft gets like large expansions like once every two years it never was a good game I never got into runescape it was like I just member it being a thing by the way if you wanted to watch a video game stream tonight I'm sorry that's just that's just not gonna happen mmm-hmm I'm very floaty up here today and yesterday I you know I'm carrying over anger that's the problem I'm carrying over the fact that I was so pissed off yesterday like the stream like I couldn't even turn it on and on Tuesday having to end after like an hour and 20 minutes of like a terrible [ __ ] stream that was at like 30 FPS from like just bad internet carried over into today and I it's gonna take me like a day or two to shake it I'm one of those I'm all those people I don't know about you guys can chime in if you want to it takes me like a week to get over something it takes me like a [ __ ] week before I can even get over I can't get over bad energies bad mojo right exactly I'm kind of like that you need to take the brain fluid to get over it I usually get over it in a day it takes me like three to five business days because the weekends don't count cuz you don't even focus on any of it any of those things you're like enjoying these things you're going out maybe you're going out you're friends you're doing weekend things three to five business days that's how long it takes oh yeah because I'm not open in the weekends you must be really fat if it takes you that long just get over it with Bennett body no I don't have the brain capacity to play any game that requires my thought process to go for it I'm [ __ ] sorry I really am let me be like truly honest with you guys so I stream like three times a week right there hasn't been like a real stream this week and it sincerely pisses me off then like obviously I don't want to waste your guys time and like when I feel like I'm doing that it angers me and I get [ __ ] annoyed by it like it just annoys me you know and it's not a big deal I know it's fine it doesn't matter but it pisses me off when we need to have five streams for a week if you think I'd have the mental capacity for three what is this waste of time you waste you've wasted by time since 2012 so you're fine damn start two valleys a comfy game started sourdough belly is a great game highly recommend you played absolutely way you've been wasting my time but that's the kind of let's do partner kind of dude I am right I'm gonna be wrong this is let's lead us you know what let's get it on the table right I'm gonna put it all on the table by the way uh excuse me excuse me you talking about the best Christmas glasses ever this is like dachshund Christmas sweaters here we go here we are um I can't I can't like fake streams I can't fake like happiness and like pretend like things are fun I can't do it I am NOT my I'm not wired that way so I kind of refuse to just stream just just because just to do it I can't do it I physically can't and and it might like sound of wire head that might sound like that might sound like a little pretentious if I sit back and look at it like like objectively like I'm not gonna force myself I'm gonna do when I'm ready it it's like okay I'm ready ready for what like what are you getting ready for I guess in the grand scheme of things but I am some-some sometimes I just don't I just don't have it and when I don't have it I can't and that's the res realize I can make it really to be completely honest display you're just it did you buy interpretive dance display your feelings if again handle me at my worst obey your thirst that's correct should I scream breath of the wild no but I also that's another thing too more I guess grand scheme of things in quotes I don't I don't just want to I don't just want to play a video game on stream is that weird to say on twitch TV that might be weird to say but I feel like just playing like a video game just like I'm gonna sit back relax and play twelve hours of breath of the wild every day on stream I don't know if I don't know if I could do that is that like weird to say on a platform that's twitch TV I feel like that's a very strange thing to say you are the chosen one like I almost feel like I don't know the III have my nails a long holy [ __ ] that's a little too long for my liking I think what I want to do in 2018 this is firmness is real there are a lot of great games that I want to play but there are a lot of almost like live TV show type [ __ ] that I want to do as well in 2018 I have at least like two or three ideas that I want to do on a live platform that played through live more so than I want to like play a game in 2018 you know I'm saying I'd be really cool New Year's resolution well no not necessarily New Year's resolution as much as like a plan for the channel cuz I found what can I think about it I have a lot of plans for videos and I have a lot of plans for streams what why not just combine the two of them doesn't it makes that makes sense right what if you guys could watch like like live play a live video essentially that was still alive but at the same amount of effort and and money and Goodin and time went into making it but it was just live instead like a TV show I don't know sometimes I think about that and I'm trying to you know gauge if that's a good idea for 2018 is it live yeah nobody would be live some portions might be put in but it would be a live segment to be a live show TV isn't live though but it mo but I mean like obviously I'd be broadcasting whatever it was on Twitch do a German Rumble you get to vote vote who dies that would be pretty brutal is this live I hope so but combining the two platforms I think makes sense and because I've moved exclusively pretty much yeah I mean I mean look there are they're like three or four videos that I have written out and they're done and those need to be filmed two of which are gonna be crazy and I can't wait until they're actually truly like the set is built but then I'm thinking about it I'm like damn wouldn't that also be [ __ ] awesome if it were live actually broadcasted live in the name of the republic in a senate you are under arrest when I got that YouTube read show coming up but no but interaction is like so much fun like I love being able to see like real-time reactions and being able to essentially potentially even change something on the fly while it's happening in the middle of it right I can't promise you this I promise you that there will really least a few occasions in 2018 well you will see that happen you're gonna see that I'm gonna get a fight no don't worry don't egg five streams are also coming to Dreamcast I got a lot of I got a lot of work to do in those regards tests of ours with a small project before you bring one of you pick a plan ones yeah that's the idea there's this one coming up soon that should be just strange I hope it is I hope is a weirdest [ __ ] thing you've ever seen yeah we're gonna do a shitload Dreamcast we're gonna do a bunch of we're gonna do a bunch of five and I'm gonna be so late to the party with vive by the way I'm gonna be so late like all these things that you thought were hilarious when you saw some streamer do it like two years ago on a vibe I can't wait to like beasts like running behind the wagon like two years late to this stuff everybody wants but I've seen a lot of this and okay I'm gonna I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give it like an official response right now everybody wants me to play VR chat but I don't know if I'm gonna I I don't I don't think I'm gonna do that and I'll tell you about the one reason why I might not do it because VR chat right now is is like is the pub G of twitch now you know I mean that's like the get on it and do it and it's [ __ ] hilarious thing to do right now it's and there's nothing wrong with that I don't think is something wrong with doing obviously if something is interesting and popular and funny it's gonna be worth watching but it's not it's like the new thing and yeah you can call me a hipster [ __ ] if you want do it I mean I'm not but that is what that is what somebody that would be classified as day as a hipster turd would say is the pub G of the pub G of twitch right now maybe I would do that but I would think I would want to lock it down to like a few can you do like a private room with VR chat I'd want to play Monopoly as like if they that's like the cast of Seinfeld or something I don't know that'd be like stupid lots of people don't have a VR though well though I'm admit the but look I perfectly understand why people think it's awesome and think it's funny I think it's [ __ ] funny and awesome too I've watched a dozen clips at this point of VR chat nonsense that I think have been hilarious but I just that's one of those boats that you kind of have to be on when it's sailing otherwise you're kind of just chasing with a life raft inant or hold on wait let me well that could be funny - would you let me be funny as well let me put the mask on and like say swears like I I already do that anyways um but I do see its value I do I think it's I think that's just [ __ ] hilarious I just don't want to be chasing with a life raft you know I mean but you don't but you don't say swears that's right I don't ever ever in my entire life just buy a boat and a pier I will you know what I wanted to do and this is one of those like live TV type segments I want I wanted to be like out of like a raft and just like go off this and this like the scripted tangent about like how like this is like a new thing opposite of making a new show called like lost on the raft and there's like four people on it no give no context just tell you like it just just do it lost on the raft and there's like three ham and cheese sandwiches that's it it'll be like fake everything buffet could be all made up and [ __ ] like that like I'm not talking about the actual content on the raft talking about like the beginning and the like the intro to like lost on show like all the other people that have been on the show before eat each other to survive but I think at least in the long term a platform like this like twitch TV is gonna see more stuff like that eventually I think so cuz everybody treats twitch like the new TV nobody you like buys cable anymore I don't have cable I have an Apple TV and I watch twitch like if somebody's streaming it if if I want to watch like like one of my favorite things every year is like the HD Q and sgdq right I watched those more than I watched TV shows it's I love it so much and it's live but it's there here it is this is when it's happening and this is live and this is the show you're about to watch I don't have a cable I don't have a cable subscription at all this is the new platform for like television is streamed broadcasted content that is like a everyone has their own channel January seventh is agdq yeah it's gonna be great so but think of like things like sgdq no that's that's just strictly like video games at this point right but we like as like twitch community people like as like viewers Watchers streamers whatever you however you want to call us that's it that's like a that's like our Oscars week you know I mean like we like well no that's not not Oscars week that's like that's like our Shark Week right anybody that watches television will tell you oh man oh just go free shark weeks coming up I can't wait it's the best it's so great you just sit there and you watch the sharks [ __ ] eat people and eat each other it's like that's great this is our Shark Week it is the Oscars it's everybody does the same 40 watches the same thing at the same time it's like the Olympics exactly this is like the Olympics that's a perfect way to describe it that's a TV show yeah can't wait to watch we eat the egg live on the boat but well this would be our little 2018 a spreadsheet stream gonna do some I'm gonna do some experiments with this live platform Yeltsin not gonna happen tomorrow like not gonna happen on looking Tuesday it's not gonna happen on Wednesday it can happen on Thursday mmm throw a dart throw throw a dart in spring and then you'll you'll find it but you'll see a lot less in quotation marks 2018 you gonna see a lot less strictly video game streams on this channel that's social experiments I'm not gonna do that dumb don't say dumb that it's pretty dumb mmm that somebody might like that that's alright you don't you look you know to [ __ ] the cable companies you got your own Apple TV you got your own TV shows got your own network Frank's make out like a prank show - I'm gonna make a prank show it's just gonna be me walking down the street accidentally spilling [ __ ] on myself and I mean and I like to say by God I like save the person next to me like got yeah you're like pranked you got yeah you know like I'll be walking out like with like a coffee in my hands and you think I'm gonna spill it on them no it spilled on me doc got ya you know wait uh wait like till somebody comes over I'm with like a dog right and then like the dog walks by and you walk by why and you're like a nice dog your dogs so cute got ya and like I turned the camera say that I'm gonna twist you know what this is never gonna be a let's talk about this but like I'm gonna make sure that I sit now this is my this might be a video this could be like one of the things I'm talking about but I feel like it's so far down the road that it you guys are just gonna forget anyways um all right so should I just throw his dress spoil this whole thing I think I'm gonna spoil this whole thing I'm gonna do it who cares it's one of like a dozen things so you guys know like those hidden-camera shows right where they no no no well I'm seeing a lot of knows Wow okay all right all right okay all right okay all right I will I will absolved from doing that don't you do it okay I won't it spoiler-free and even though you know the word hidden-camera is not that has nothing to do with what I was about to say that's a 2020 joke yes we want to be surprised okay ruined ruined now it's it's not that big of a deal but just 2018 is the year of starting to transition to more of the produced content produced by - I produced I mean regardless if it's on Twitter or not regards it regardless if it has anything to do with a video game more of that kind of stuff we're it's a year of the of the transition from Strictly video games to a lot more of other [ __ ] so maybe the year of the year of the Bison Noxon beer what I got a beer here it was my beer but we like video games so do i but but but I think we're at this stage in my life I would like to try to focus more on some of the streams that you've watched in the last month or so I want to do more of that I want because that's where I have the most enjoyment that's where I have the most fun I have way more fun doing stuff that isn't necessarily video games than playing video games that's just the truth that's just the straight-up truth and that doesn't mean like for instance like the like WWE right like that's a video game but I feel like that's not that's not like playing a video game you know I'm saying that's an entire like world that we've created here on this channel video games the 2018 Bob we are really doing it wrong but I think look I don't want to like scare anybody that's like oh my jerbs Jerry's no he's not doing video games anymore he's gone for he's taken off see you later no more video game streams no I just wanna I want to focus on even if they are video game streams I want to focus on them being not just playing a video game streams does that make sense I hope so I hope that makes sense I have to start screaming on creative no no no no I'm not okay I can't I can't hang you want to like extreme on creative but I'll be Robby run out and [ __ ] two weeks and the story of how I killed videogames yeah come back to this video because video games are done they're over they were a fad mark my words video games were a fad and it was like a 39 year old fad games are over but I say all these things but you also have to remember I'm gonna be huge into monster hunter world I'm gonna be there's a cut doesn't know that that prison escape game that co-op prison game I cannot wait to play that there's like four or five games that are coming out this year that I am so excited for but just know that I want to do more of those kind of streams and if even if that means turning this channel into more of a you know half of it is like a TV show and the other half isn't that makes any sense the prison game by tommy was so he's gonna next all of his favorite video games yeah and after this week why do you look so emo do I need to [ __ ] fix that do is it the hair is the hair make me look like emo just cuz I haven't had a cut and just sits there like this okay I need like better posture there the money am i emotional now no there we go if you're if you're if you're if you're an emotional you don't have this kind of posture I don't think no you don't you find me one emotional that only has this is the hair baby look at your hair anyways so I think sit like that for two hours I think I'm gonna do that dance i'ma day I would I would classify myself as a disciplined emotional that's perfect I wear my heart on my sleeve I talk a lot of [ __ ] I fly off the handle I get angry but I'm disciplined about it I speak very very clearly and fluently and intelligently I'm a disciplined emotional you know it's like that's like it's a new scale that's a new scale so we've got put that somewhere on the alignment scale we got we got lawful good neutral good chaotic good neutral true neutral disciplined emotional chaotic neutral down the lower left we got chef in the middle bottom middle the Joker and then all the way at the bottom down right we've got a ball a yarn there you go they see new alignment chart a ball of yarn with a knife with a bloody knife in his hand cuz you could just get unraveled and [ __ ] step you know I mean that's what that's true chaotic evil you put a knife in the ball yards hand and let it go holy [ __ ] you better get out of the way DND sixth edition that's the one how can anyone read about the Joker beef the Joker alignment how is it possible that somebody else can be the Joker if the Joker alignment is the Joker no that's just who you will identify with if you identify with the chef then you're down here on the lower left sorry it's not easy it's a hard it's very easy I actually look like I could be Aquaman alright guys I'm gonna give you a confession here I don't I don't I don't know where I'll command does Aquaman like did Aquaman is just like dr. Doolittle but holding his breath right he's the underwater dr. Doolittle is that what that's all he does right he doesn't do anything else he could talk to animals that's it does he do anything else make his swim I can swim he swims very fast so Aquaman beat up Superman underwater but that's just because they wanted him like at least sell a couple of comic books you can't all right if you're gonna have you gonna have a character that can't do [ __ ] and you're gonna put it back at Superman everybody loves Superman you have to give that character at least at least one or two issues where he does something cool so you get to sell the toys you get to sell the shirts I mean I saw that episode you like oh right in Superman's jaw that's why I got this I was like I need an Aquaman shirt and I love fish especially eating them that was bad I was mean I'm sorry it's not it's true it is it's true it's true it's my favorite [ __ ] food I love eating fish I am Aquaman so what I'd so look at the straight so I love Aquaman I love animals right Aquaman loves animals he likes to see if he's a fish he's bright pretty much I eat a lot of fish so like he eats fish he eats his eats animals he loves animals and he can swim real fast I can do that if you guys haven't seen me in a pool you know like this like that right that's how you do it it's funny cuz like I I only know how to go like this you think that's a joke I don't know how this one I don't know how does let me look let's talk about this this is really important I swear to god I've been thinking about this for [ __ ] years I forgot about it forever now I wanna bring it up on stream explain to me how to swim how do you swim how does this make you go faster isn't that extra unnecessary effort wouldn't you want to be like you don't I mean like like a [ __ ] octopus why would you raise your hand this high over like this that's it doesn't make any sense to me like the doggy paddle is if to me is a lot more efficient it just does wouldn't you want to like go up and in like this wicked quick like a chicken it displaces more water well you die you want to know about water displacement put your hands like this and do a turkey backwards elbows like cats it and you tell me you displace more water take that Aquaman shirt no the Aquaman shirt stays on take that Aquaman shirt off yeah guess what guys your favorite [ __ ] cartoon character Aquaman he don't go like this he has a [ __ ] mermaid tail and he Wiggles like a dolphin let's watch the trailer and see how he swims let's let's go ahead and watch the Aquaman trailer and let's see who is correct is Aquaman doing the Michael Phelps or is he [ __ ] wiggling around in the water wicked fast watch this you guys are gonna get schooled right now Aquaman trailer I can't wait to show you guys this him swimming here we go Aquaman under wow that was really really loud Aquaman official trailer this is from comic-con the following footage was prepared by filmmakers as a special look for fans and attendance at comic-con ever get in a coffin get the comic-con exclusive right now there's a comic-con exclusive on this dream I shouldn't say that I should not say that this is us watching a comic-con exclusive this is not a comic-con exclusive on this street that was a very loud and you know I am very sorry you had to hear that okay let's go to browser source there we are alright I gotta listen to this because I can't wait to [ __ ] just show this to you guys everybody talked to all this [ __ ] everybody said oh no you're doing it for say now you're dumb that's not hard swimming is it let's watch the best swimmer in the universe see how he does it there is a stranger who comes to this village from the sea he comes in the winter when people are hungry that means fish comes on the king tide I was last night there is fog all right let's see it mm-hmm show him swimming so he just drank a bunch of water oh here we go none of this come on Aquaman is this the Aquaman trailer what what trailer is this this is Aquaman right this is like I feel like he's like a side character in his own movie why does he go in the water what does he talk to the fish now this is Aquaman I clicked on the Aquaman this is not Justice League this is the Aquaman trailer [Music] what the hell am i watching hold on why did that play I clicked on Aquaman Justice League Aquaman oh [ __ ] god damn it wait isn't is there an Aquaman movie there's an Aquaman movie Aquaman Aquaman trailer Justice League Aquaman trailer wait there's no Aquaman movie I thought that was an Aquaman feature-length film here we go already done got it check it out see no I don't wanna watch the trailer again they'll do it again no get up show them swimming here he comes get off think the ad off I don't want to I don't want like a virus can see two different worlds he's half man half fish look at them swimming do you see his head I'll come on start by virus skin now that was badass let's see he doesn't have those powers clearly in that trailer Aquaman did not swim like Michael Phelps let's see anybody more like footage we have here love like Aquaman swimming well this is like the sixties cartoon he used to walk around king of the seven seas here let's watch this because this will show you guys exactly what I'm talking about we can watch this one too this is it this is it this is it 30 second video we've done after this I promise watch how we swims here get out of my [ __ ] get out of the way Jeremy watch watching here come here comes right now here comes watch right that's how you swim correctly that was [ __ ] stupid all right so what else we got going on well we I don't even know where you're talking about I forget everything so just glide no just go just shake your body around and have your feet go like this you were right this is weirder than VR chat the our chat can't handle me I'm the weirdest of them all no we already did this on Tuesday I'm not doing it again I ain't can do this again I did like a [ __ ] you both you guys weren't here for the stream into the restream into at Alex's stream I was getting weird in at Alex's dream yeah I ain't gonna go down that road again not today I'm not in that mood I'm in like an annoyed mood right now not like a weird mood something he's texting me that stream was great well it was it was fun nothing personal what play via our chat annoyed no BRB watching Vlad you don't want to do that you don't want to do that this is not a stream that you want to watch the whole vlog for I would start start like when the IRL portion began that's what I would say that's like what up we're gonna tell you to do your hair looks like it's trying to escape your head one of these days I swear to god I'm just gonna I'm gonna go like this and it's gonna be it's been a wig the whole time the whole time it's just been like a sick of sick a toupee sitting on my head you know I'm gonna turn it upside down and it's gonna be a dead bird yes I have no idea this is a dead bird this isn't hair just wait to the [ __ ] reveal anyways so what we're going to do now is we're going to go through the bits the bits and we are going to start fresh on Tuesday Tuesday's gonna be a fresh start there are a couple things I want to do on Tuesday and I got a I got like shake off this like annoyed attitude that I've had the last like two days sorry sir I've been like a little annoying boy but I wore dead bird for to level my hair is actually supposed to be like this no that's hold on just be you know you know I was really going for a real Aquaman here supposed be like this like tied back and like a big long ponytail back here like it was the actor that plays Aquaman Jason Sudeikis Oh Jay what's his name something like that oh so now let's do the bits there's a lot of them let's go through them fairly quickly so I can go refresh myself and come back strong even stronger than I am now and I'm not that strong 50 bucks we'll start there well start at $50 I guess that's where we're gonna start holy schnikeys thank you to 510 QB Pitts for the $50 they say bazinga that's a great I'm one of my favorite TV shows of all time is the The Big Bang Theory and they say bazinga in that show I love Sheldon I love what he stands up like this and says him a couple of words and the audience laughs it's one of my favorite shows uh yeah I lied I'm a big I actually gotta stop saying that because there might be some new people in here argue arguably there could be like new people every single day and I really don't want anyone to think that I actually like the Big Bang Theory so remember that's a joke I don't but that's just terrible sorry so many people might be actually pretty new but thank you five ten cubits for the fifty bucks it's a great show so my favorites I love it anyways thank you to fourth consecutive line for the $10 yo merry new you're looking so forward to 2018 and all its content love you Jeremy well love you too fourth consecutive line and hey fuzzy 101 101 110 bucks clean your room mess who cares but thank you fuzzy for the ten bucks also thank you to Molotov bartender for the bits Zeno feels for the $5 do you know do you do you know do what are you waiting what are you saying one I'd thank you one ID for the $1 play tf2 or unsub see you later thanks for the year thanks to the sub thanks for the time thanks to the $1 thanks is $1 sorry ok I get it on my phone can you get to you on your phone here oh here you go tf2 on the phone really download now interesting whoa this is insane Wow they have everybody at the Scout get the heavy what what oh [ __ ] got him two points I got two you got two points per backstab right got it I'm done with that game that's a [ __ ] that was a fun game yeah this is the gyrosphere is in here that's how you turned if it's like driving a car no different I still remember the points of course I do you know it's like riding a bike you never forget it fix that okay oh thank you though that's my ringtone no it's not my ringtone is just some shitty one that's inside the sounds folder thank you to Lyons son for the $5 thank you to Z nine nine zero or zero that makes sense to back to the 150 I'm writing a D&D campaign and with you releasing a new edition of D&D what should I add to my campaign that would make it inherently better a cave a cave system and inside the cave system a fountain in there of unknown liquid and make sure to have at least one tavern to go to to go into and have somebody sitting at the bar that's a seedy character that you can't trust but you have to trust him anyways because he has some information for you and also what a carnival in there - nobody does carnivals and dandy why why does it have to be like going in caves and going hallways and [ __ ] where's the carnival go to a carnival and I want to ride the rides at the carnival and then when I'm at the top of the peak of the ferris wheel Wow a little [ __ ] alien meteor just crashed down and landed and here they are what are you gonna do you're at the top if you're at the top of a various wheel you can't get off it happens all the time they stop you like 88 degrees and you just sitting there what you gonna do get out no you're gonna watch I'm not gonna use any I'm not I'm gonna use move turn no I'm gonna sit down I'm gonna look down and see what they're doing down there do I have a bow and arrow I'm gonna roll a d6 d6 + 2 bingo where were the other people the other people that are on the team might've been one of the midway games might have been over here sitting at the at the tavern might have sat down at the tavern that's right there and talked to the creepy guy that you still have to talk to him to use his CD character I would do it big bingo I mean big bingo what does that mean have you ever heard of the of the guerrillas yes yes I have they're like my favorite band have you ever heard of the guerrillas Germa all your jokes suck and the stream okay thanks for watching everybody appreciate I'll see you later and by the way I'll give a [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah I let somebody didn't like my jokes I didn't like the jokes when I go ahead and turn off the stream jebaited yeah you clearly don't care what I would've ate I clearly don't care of course I want people to think I'm funny I want people like me and I want them to be like oh that was a funny stream and I like that guy I really like that guy think he's really funny and then I lie down in line I bed in and I just like I sit there and like do people think I'm [ __ ] a lot I do people like me do I have any friends did the thing I did today go over well and then tears start streaming down my [ __ ] face and and I scream out of a dead sleep nightmare anyways thank you - thank you - clav man for the $5 hey German been around since you first started and tonight I wanted to share a huge personal victory been training for the coast guard and I finally hit an 11 minute mile and a half which is the standard for a hostage rescue what I'm training for anyways thanks for being a huge inspiration influenced these past years only [ __ ] well clap man you're you're a [ __ ] your [ __ ] hostage rescue were at this point hell yeah dude thanks for sticking around I actually have family in the Coast Guard so that's really cool 11 minute mile and a half [ __ ] yeah man nice thank you for sticking around Thank You Clavin for the $5 wish you the best of luck in the in the rest of your training if you're not done rescue those people $50 just came in right now - it was it was QB pits again 5/10 QB fits with 50 more dollars no joke turma you make the best content best streamer of all time thank you thank you so much 50 dollars and you tell me that I'm like the best streamer ever set up for this one thanks a lot man so that I could show everybody the posture I'm able to just to possess ah yes no joke Gemma now thank you so much dude yeah that means a lot I am grateful absolutely grateful that people give me money and think I'm worth watching what what more could I possibly [ __ ] ask right like people giving me a bunch of [ __ ] money and telling me that that I'm like the favorite streamer there's nothing else I could [ __ ] possibly ask for thank you so much that's really all I can say oh thank you so much dragonfly er thanks with $1 a PB&J yeah PB&J is actually pretty shitty model people eat peanut butter and jelly don't eat peanut Vernon eat peanut butter and fluff what are you what are you some kind of non-human printer butter and jelly furry butter and fluff don't hate jelly peanut butter and jelly put jelly in a donut spread jelly on toast you make a fluffernutter sandwich I'll get out of here I'm saying pretty burly jelly tastes like somebody spit in your mouth I hate it you get alright you bite down you get that good peanut butter flavor and then you get to the loogie and you get to the loogie jelly part and it's just you just want to spit it out fluffer nutter peanut butter and fluff you dip down into the creamy peanut butter that's a great plus texture and then you go up with your bottom teeth right into the bottom of fluff is a fluffy pillow a sugary texture mixed with a peanut butter perfect and that delicious white bread that you buy everyone buys at the grocery store because all they can do is clear it out during a snowstorm oh yeah you got to get that like Wonder Bread don't I'm just good actually don't buy [ __ ] that [ __ ] get like something else reference sucks don't buy white bread this is a call back to our previous conversation in the beginning of the stream don't buy wheat wheat sucks too wheat also sucks you want the best [ __ ] bread I'll give you what the best bread is how do you spell it there it is best bread you'll ever eat ladies and gentlemen what do you think I think what do you think it is come on it's a tie not whole wheat no ciabatta ciabatta bread and pretzel buns pretzel bread ciabatta bread and potato bread get it don't get anything up potato bread ciabatta bread pretzel bread garlic sour sodas all right I would I would accept a sour don't say well I would like I would accept a sourdough sandwich I wouldn't be happy about it I'd be like a sourdough like that this is you I'm talking to right you gave it to me and you're like oh I'm fine I mean a nice sandwich for you there's it's on a toasted garlic aioli sourdough with some pickles some relish you got a little bit ham on there and I actually cooked the cheese for five seconds in the Panem but took a lot of time and I would grab it from you like this is you I'm talking to you like right so here's my sandwich and I'm like ah sourdough and then you'd be like wicked uncomfortable about it but I worked hard on that sandwich and like you do and you'd be like is that gonna be you you do something is there something wrong nah no it's all good man he [ __ ] tried right it's all right that'd be so rude passive yeah that just just pure passive aggression just sitting there like nah that's cool man it's good that's a bits of wicked good eat the phone eat the phone or pre-recorded it the board approve record fine eat the plastic eat the plastic or it's pre recorded right hey eat that cup we're streaming live your life you guys in your [ __ ] memes some what stop it all right we were reading bits where the bits that we were just reading hold on Isaiah it's kind of [ __ ] up anyways thank you everybody let's keep going here I lost track of where we were Rewald thanks for the $1 uh it's talking about my depressions been getting especially bad and I don't know what to do what do you do when you are in or when you were in a dark place honestly you kind of have to try to as much as it sounds it doesn't not necessarily like counterintuitive but I always had the best time but to get out of sorry by bumping that what am I doing here by the way I had I had the best escape from feeling down when I would surround myself with people that made me laugh honestly like just friends and family you if you're not feeling good you're not feeling you feeling down you feeling like [ __ ] you don't really want to be by yourself you never want to because then you then you're just like alone and you with your own thoughts and your own head you just kind of go over and over and over and over and over again the same [ __ ] I always found it better just to kind of get out and do something or even just getting into like a call and just like talking to people online or just friends that you haven't have come up run into you uh you definitely want to like not close yourself off to friends and family because they care about you they do especially if you got like you know a few close friends that's my best advice for sure another thing like helping other bike somebody mentioned it here too and that's another philosophy I I agree with when you if you're not feeling great but you can make somebody else know you know that you can make somebody else feel good and be like happy do it because like seeing somebody else happy because it's nothing that you did is sort of this addicting back and forth process where you it makes you glad and happy knowing that you are the reason why somebody or something else is happy and I'm not just talking people by the way I'm talking about like animals if you volunteer somewhere helping somebody helping people helping animals you will get that sense of of actually what kind of like real world like value and Boo and you kind of you get to live off it you know family might care but there might be a little bit it's difficult because it might be a little bit clumsy yeah but anyway you can give happiness to somebody else usually it comes back to you in return so you turned in for be as and funny [ __ ] what happened now sometimes we don't we talk real sometimes it doesn't have to be all jokes and candy canes it's sometimes you talk about [ __ ] that it's hard to talk about you took part in a charity twitch stream done by my University Club when I was depressed best part of you need this year yeah it's it's a it's a it's a cycle of of trying to do things for other people I think because I don't like this this is this like something brewing down here that wants to come up so bad and I'm like shoving it back down so bear with me for a moment okay I think we're all right I think a lot of times we put happiness next to like accomplishment right an accomplishment doesn't need to be money or famous or wicked good job like though all those things are great but accomplishment can be anything accomplished you can accomplish small things for people that they see as very large things so a cup we tie happiness to like accomplishment and if you're not accomplishing huge deal things then aw what the [ __ ] you know I mean but in reality you don't know you don't have to do that you really don't you just have to make somebody else happy make yourself happy by making other people happy in your life as long-winded as I could put that big happiness from small things don't let the big things what you down because eventually everybody figures out what the [ __ ] they're gonna do everybody figures it out trust me I'm 32 I might not look it but I'm [ __ ] 32 and trust me when I say this from like from like 18 to 27 18 to 26 I was just like lost at sea I didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on you look 40 thanks thanks you you never thought in a million years ago I like I wasn't gonna do anything like I would always sit there and be like oh [ __ ] like things aren't going well I don't feel great about my life myself eventually you figure it out sometimes it takes you until you're 30 sometimes takes to you 35 look guys don't worry everything's gonna be fine I'll tell you why everything's gonna be fine everybody thinks like 30 is old yeah hold on everybody thinks that like 30 40 is old I don't think so you see because medicines getting to a point where all of us [ __ ] are living way longer than we ever like should have we're gonna be like 150 I'm gonna live to playing 145 years old so right 145 years old is like my goal because then we're gonna medicines getting to a point where like we're all getting [ __ ] younger anyways don't worry everybody thinks that like their 20s is the end and it's not even true like 20 to 30 is not the end for you it's not it's actually like here's where that is actually on the scale and here's everything else so don't worry keep focused stay positive and look you can't be positive every single [ __ ] day like people people say no all you gotta do is just be happy and stay positive that's not gonna happen little realistic I was [ __ ] angry today I was angry this morning I was annoyed on the stream and I was not happy on the stream you guys all knew that I told you so like you have to just take each day if it's bad or if it's good and just roll with it roll the punches you can't be happy every day but again you also you also shouldn't be sad or bad every day - it's hills and valleys that's right Sam hills and valleys what's weird is that those cliches sounds stupid but the more you think on them they suddenly become profound yeah it's not laziness it's D motivation I just don't feel like it yeah that that's that you just have to find something that you can latch onto and think it's interesting and think it's cool your local streamer yells at clouds I do that sometimes you can't be happy every day but you sure as hell can try right and eat things things gonna go wrong I hate what it happens because I like to be in control right I like to I like to think that every day I'm gonna be in [ __ ] control of every situation and I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do every day and it's gonna work out and it never does actually actually like more than half the time it doesn't and it tries to be crazy you just can't you can't live your life an unrealistic happiness unrealistic goals that you set for yourself every day everyone's gonna be alright just take each day normally Jeremy please do a photo shoot so we can have more than one picture of you having trouble with that especially in writing and feels like time is moving too fast it ain't a trust me when I say this you mean it it just feels like it it feels like it you're still so young you're so young and full of life and energy I'm 32 look at me 32 right 32 just like do that why my dude that's nothing to do with anything that doesn't that doesn't nice nothing to do with what we're talking about why is my physical apparatus have anything that just forget about forget I did that anyways 32 right why am i standing soon oh hey a lot of you I'm like 10 [ __ ] years older than a lot of people in this chat some of you guys are all as old as me some of you guys aren't so you guys are a lot younger that's a long time that's a long time 10 to 15 10 to 20 years I hate long very long time stand yeah I guess Stan I gotta like show you guys something ten time for me to run for president it'd be three a thirty two-year-old president I could do it I got so many policies that you guys are gonna love I could stand I can do this yeah no I'm not doing that again that was my like video game application it's not gonna transition to being like president oh those above my criterias I can flex and look at how good I can stand I don't lift I don't know I stop lifting like like twenty five thousand days ago all right let's let's keep let's roll the punches here okay let's let's roll the moves here we got a I got on that tangent but the moral the story is so many people gonna give you advice and advice is kind of advice is weird because it's me telling you how I do my life it's me telling you how I my life went and how I do my life my life is a lot different than than yours your life is much different than mine so me giving you advice is very subjective you have to you have to take all advice you get with a grain of salt make your own advice make your own advice and make your own way because somebody might not be telling you what's actually true for your particular circumstance I I can't tell you exactly how what to do or how to act or how to react because we come from potentially come from potentially different countries different worlds different circumstances you can tell me how to be happier and better at life in to worse at games come on man come on I'm on that today was an off day I beat Metro 2033 on Ranger mode no problem it would be like seven and a half to 12 hours different worlds out also me I told you I have a lot of viewers from from like the alien planets local street reveals he is an alien maybe I am why do I have to chew bata open on my own a tab oh he said we've talked about bread all right anyways let's yonke thank you to anthony 12:15 uaq right now for $1 see look see look look look look hi Germa this is you AK by the way I'm I'm a Korean guy and so this guy is from Korea well different places is completely different circumstances different worlds right I've watched you for like six years and want to thank you for every fun you've given me and you really helped me and learn you literally helped me learn English I just want to say thank you man I helped you learn English it's [ __ ] awesome I hope well mate don't say don't say those though there's a bad English words you should say like crap crap is like a good one have you ever feeling like annoyed or angry don't say that those English words say like like shoot like god dang it dang it's a good one too oh good planet yeah like I'm treating Allah I'm treating countries like planets yeah but like different universes yeah I know you like korea koreas had two moons that way I'm from the United States the United States is in the Milky Way galaxy and where are you from oh you're from France a French is like wait France is the red planet all the way down there right oh wow we're light years away whatever my brain is just [ __ ] a scrambled egg but anyways thank you so much you're wack uh glad that I can be somebody you can listen to to help the word of Allah for is not define the wife did some searching bris Swiss cheese brain is searching the cogs are spinning right now help you with your English I was gonna say a more intelligent word but I have Swiss cheese brain especially today thank you for thank you for confiding in me there it is Thank You Anthony twelve one five for the $1 well don't need you before I'm done it again to lean on half of your streams to make me when I get the notification on my phone currently working on a cartoon I wanted to take one week which may up taking two weeks and it's really stressing me out but listening to your streams and advice really makes me feel better and puts everything in perspective thank you if you do a cartoon in a week like a full cartoon a big that's that's a that's a remarkable feat the animation art it takes months or weeks years of time to do just let it happen let it happen the way it's gonna happen just do your best that's all you can do it's all we can do hey thank you abomination zero for the ten bucks you're the only streamer who does more than play games you're such an inspiration love you also PB and J's are great [ __ ] you die that's a good end and that was that was the end that was the end of that one but abomination thank you the ten bucks um I I don't think I'm the only person that does not just playing video games there's plenty of people that do and look look I'm not I don't want to UM I hope nobody's getting that vibe that I'm trying to tell you that those streams aren't worth watching yeah because they are I mean it they're it you don't have to listen to me to tell you what you should watch if you like something then enjoy it that that's not trying to say that like a video game stream doesn't have any inherent value of course it does that this whole entire space is the concrete of it is exactly that so I'm just saying for me personally it's gonna change a little bit in 2018 also thank you to Joe Dirt Joe Dirt thank you for 50 bucks 50 dollars from Joe Dirt thank you Joe Joe Dirt one two one two hey German been watching you since I was a wee lad 20 now and living kind of the adult life I often miss his dreams cuz I'm busy but you've made me laugh more than it is healthy so take my gas money Cheers love you uh if you got if you got a good job going here man you just gave me a gas money you got I don't want you to run the gas on the way to work tomorrow you're gonna be like driving to work all right yeah time for work that was so good today's a good day gonna be like start the car get on the highway what's that E oh wait a minute do I have any I got a no sorry I got 50 bucks in my bank account Jeremy you [ __ ] like you're gonna hate me because you're gonna move you make sure you have gas in your car you got gas right you got like at least like a quarter tank to get to work hope so cuz if you don't then I'll buy gas and I put it in my car and then like I'll just I'll ship you my car and you can use my cards drive to work it'll look it'll only cost like like forty seven hundred dollars it's not a big deal that's a huge dip running on empty but thank you so much dude that's 50 bucks it's more than anyone is therefore expected to give me in one sitting it's a lot of money some people give me 50 bucks some people give me [ __ ] hundreds some people give me a thousands of dollars it's a lot of money that's a lot thank you Sean which Thank You Sean which for the five bucks I've been training for months in a meeting all physical requirements for the Coast Guard as well hope to see you in Cape May bud semper paratus hope I'm saying that right also German thanks for all the great times thank you so much keep going keep doing we got to coast guard we have to coast guard boys in here okay that's cool nice this is literally just me talking I mean I mean I'm just waiting somebody met somebody angry that this is IRL and like I'm not doing anything interesting I agree like that good this is just temporary no no I where am I an IRL right now what about late good I like near the top of IRL right now cuz like people are looking for like interesting streams like walk into me just like with a [ __ ] Aquaman shirt on being a [ __ ] is that what I that's what IRL is is it that was like that's what I thought you Bozek do things well I'm supposed to be like in like a boat right don't have to do something have to do [ __ ] alright we're gonna turn the stream off and I'll see you guys like I'll be like I'll be like walking down the street of like like San Francisco or something just take off my shirt I don't think so alright um but congratulations to you Sean thank you the $5 wish you the best in the Coast Guard keep it going Oh DraganFlyer thanks to the $1 looking forward to your new direction I know since it's you and your unique style that I will be disappointed hope we get to see it soon so do i I have two dragons thank you for the window pin thanks for the one buck penny penny knock knock knock penny Spee 10 minutes of howling audience laughter what happened hey what is what is penny penny was understood thank you for the one dodo pin maybe that's other that's something I don't know what it is oh why did you say I did just say it that wasn't part of the memes that we killed though that was not part of the kill to mainstream that's that's a from two thousands like to two thousand two thousand twelve two thousand two that Minister that means a bit of a youtuber for like 20 years no 10 years 15 years that ain't the case all right let's uh let's go through this rapid-fire you ready thank you - oh my god people are coming in with more money well let's get these ones here and then we're gonna go lightning round thank you rag thank you rag are Noi for the ten bucks a German from the French planet I'm also about to meet the physical requirements for a test I'm in the selection to become fighter pilot in the French aviaries you're a huge inspiration it's great to still have time to watch your streams a lot of very very highly skilled talented people in this chat I wish you the best that's [ __ ] awesome that's pretty [ __ ] cool I'd like the fighter pilot unlike you know that well I'll try I'm giving a cop what I mean unlike me I don't know how to fly a [ __ ] plane that's intense and that's amazing then there's me okay okay well come on what why am I now like the punching bag well why am i okay why am I like strung here just sitting like a what if I have like a gag in my mouth you guys I'm punching me in the chest like I'm on a punching bag okay human okay yeah yeah get it out there okay yeah yeah sure oh that's what you're into come on yeah yeah yeah let's hear it come on let's hear it come on let's hear it I want to see more Oh wo Wow let's see let's see it see let's see you stick right does that one say that we said Nellie's hasn't yet hey guys look see your stick right hey let me what no you want anyways thank you Spencer Spencer that was a joke I'm not even a real person Spencer I'm I'm a character the person controlling me is in the other room Jeremy is in the other room right now in a VR I want mm-hmm I so badly want to say this but I can't it's not it's I can't it hasn't it hasn't been a lot and hadn't been enough time I have the best joke I have an unbelievable joke but I will spoil and ruin something so I can't I can't do it after wait like another car I've to wait like another month before I can make my best joke ever Ike it's gonna go down I mean it's gonna be on it's gonna be on Twitter it's gonna be I'm gonna get like thirty thousand retweets because it's it's the best joke I've ever made especially like a short-form like 100 200 characters it's gonna be perfect but I can't say you know because at any point like 30 days that cuz they're like I'd say 30 days after the release of a movie is like all right if you haven't [ __ ] seen it like I'm sorry but where have you been like yeah have you been you know I mean if you if you give you a month after the release of a movie no no no no whenever it gets on rental whatever that is that's probably like two months if you have not watched it on itunes yet when it comes out in two months after the launch of the movie I'm sorry that that that's the limit there for when a joke is being able to be made on like a piece of of movie or TV or video game material let me know there's another thing anymore you can watch it on iTunes I have I watch movies on iTunes all the time two months after digital release yeah a year what are you talking about once and once it's out iTunes it's like two or three months I'm gonna put a release date on this joke cuz I have to because if I if I don't then I'm going to ruin I'm going to look what this tweet I'm if you haven't seen it I'm going to ruin absolutely ruin a recent movie it's gonna ruin the whole [ __ ] movie the entire movie is gonna be ruined from this tweet so I gotta wait like a good like a few months spoiler warning no I can't do that because I can if you say look I've had this happen in real life where somebody has told me now dude just tell me I don't care just to tell me the whole thing and I do and I'm like weeks later they are like yeah I would have watched it but like Jeremy [ __ ] spoiled the whole thing for me [ __ ] you told me to tell you what and people get angry with you does give rated throws rated me okay thank you thank you rob thank you roms love for a hundred people just came in here I have two raids I have what I have one from criking from like 25 days ago and now run one from from from Rock Brom well thanks thank you well thank you for the Hankinson raid how would people how would people even here right now welcome to Jeremy talking about jokes he won't tell I'd like the [ __ ] shittiest IRL streamer like I feel so bad like oh is this like IRL streamer just a guy sitting here with an Aquaman shirt on by by the way there Aquaman pajamas not even the [ __ ] real deal that [ __ ] not a real shirt but thank you thank you wrong welcome everybody from roms stream hope you had a good stream please tell us a joke all right I'm gonna tell you the joke I don't want to hear about this in [ __ ] in two weeks I don't want somebody to be angry with me everyone's gonna be so angry with me because I told them this [ __ ] huge ruin the movie spoiler this is no but then I'm gonna everyone's gonna leave no I'm not doing it okay guys I have a [ __ ] spoiler for one of the most popular movies last week I'm gonna say a bunch I'm gonna ruin the whole movie I lose 200 [ __ ] thousand people I'm gonna lose like 900 viewers in a second oh [ __ ] I gotta get out of here no I'm not doing it I'll type it No all right I'm gonna make it separate I'm gonna make a new twitch account it's gonna be called something I'm gonna tell you what it is and then whoever wants to know the spoiler of the joke come to that twitch channel and I'm gonna write it in the twitch chat and hit enter and then that we can sit there and talk about it the name of my twitch my new twitch counts gonna be the master of comedy don't know [ __ ] somebody's gonna take it I got it wait I have to log out of twitch to do this come on come on someone's gonna get that am I gonna be the master of comedy one I better not I'd better not be [ __ ] no I know I can't no I don't tell you guys my other twitch names and I'm gonna have to be the master of comedy like 2:04 doesn't matter he's a different project good okay let's make a new twitch account right now the master of comedy I already have like three other twitch accounts and I'll Jeremy why do you have like another twitch account it's cuz I can like go in other chats and be like a [ __ ] weirdo yeah I could just sit in the other chats I could sit in the other chats as like it's like [ __ ] SuperSoaker 101 and just write whatever the [ __ ] I want and that one knows it's me it's perfect okay twitch TV I need to like hook an email up to this right I'd sign up alright we're gonna be like do it like user name sign up the master of comedy username is not available master of comedy one master of comedy - the master of comedy - is my name I just have to set a password I don't I don't care I'm gonna tell you the password passwords gotta be one two three four five six my own this it's master of comedy yeah it's still there no please no that's not the password that's a joke I'm gonna make my password one two three four five six it's gonna be six three two four one five five five five one five one two six come on you think I'm stupid what the [ __ ] happened my passwords too long let's see somebody took the master of comedy - I have to do it somebody already has it okay all right I'm gonna be the master of comedy three nothing never mind somebody's got somebody's got the master of comedy three master of comedy for all right I'm gonna be master I'm gonna do a random number and I'm not gonna tell you what it is master of comedy - all four is taken why why is the master of comedy 204 taken are you [ __ ] guys kidding me alright there we go you guys do don't know this number there's gonna be a lot there's gonna be a lot of masters of comedy good that makes that gives me like a good leg okay you guys don't know who I am okay once my birthday cares actually I'm gonna use this all day I'm gonna stream on this account okay we're gonna verify here okay okay sign up okay so if you'd like to know if you'd like to know what the what is my name I have like a twitch account here right yeah okay there we go should I straight I should just know I'm gonna stream on the master of comedy oh yeah one of these days I am I swear to god I'm gonna stream to this account one day all right so if you would please go to the I'm gonna if you want to know what the booth is what the joke is you're gonna go over to the master of comedy 204 currently sitting in there waiting so yeah I'm gonna do a test here wait I'm not no no no that's great incorrect that's incorrect that's it why I that's not me that's not me that's not me that's not me I'm the master of comedy 209 I'm the master of comedy 209 I'm not I said it wrong go to to uh goddamnit no no no no I am NOT the master of comedy 204 I'm the master of comedy 209 TCB in chat see I am it's me listen one two five five five four five five five five six seven five five five see I just did that I don't rate what that's me see I just said that you see you over the chat right now you see what I [ __ ] said that's me [ __ ] all right sandy um I'm just writing it in here here we go everybody that's over on the master of comedy to off for hey [ __ ] go I'm gonna I'm writing it in chat right now over there so if you know if you think did you think it off [ __ ] no cuz then everyone's gonna [ __ ] it just bring it over here now what did I do this this is a [ __ ] mistake I can't no oh god oh my [ __ ] god what a disaster link it alright hold on but I'm going to my channel so I have control right is this my channel alright okay let's put it I'm gonna put an e mode only mode slow mode excuse me aha you have to be followed you have to be followed for three months to talk in the master of comedy 209 you understand you gotta be you're gonna be following four [ __ ] months so by the way here you go here is my second my alternate visit this is my master of comedy account that's where I will be streaming off schedule this is twitch staff in here I've like [ __ ] up the whole ecosystem all right so I'm gonna time and write the funny joke here so it's gonna be a lot funnier than this okay so you guys ready if you go if you want to be over there this is where there by the way I'm gonna tell you guys a huge warning right now I'll board if you have not seen the last Jedi do turn off your chat both chats because it's gonna it's gonna be over like I'm trying to do the situation where you don't you know I'm doing this an alternate place this is where the jokes gonna be if you've not seen the last Jedi tread with caution okay get rid of this chat get rid of that chat tread with caution because I'm about to ruin the whole movie okay here we go tried with caution I'm about to do it this is your last warning if you don't want to get the last Jedi spoiled if you haven't seen it and you and you did I would have abandoned all websites abandon all websites here it comes wait what what happened why do I don't who turned it off come on that was [ __ ] pretty funny no you gotta be following for three months come on I'm gonna say it a lot different on Twitter but like that's the joke hold on how the [ __ ] could you have possibly been following this channel for three months already what this is no break you've been following the channel for three months what that was [ __ ] funny this person hasn't been following the channel for three months what I don't understand is this person been following the master of comedy 209 for the three months account just got created what's going on well I give people talk who's doing this it's already already get into the account not possible my password is hidden and scrofulous all right all right all right here we go put it back to brick the slow mode three months Oh Chet I you know I think I've got no I think I know is that Spencer's [ __ ] with me here Spencer is like taking down the wall he's taking the wall down all right let's let's tone it down I'm I'm good I am and also another thing I am NOT the master of comedy anymore I'm this account I'm not gonna get I'm just gonna block it away in case I need it ever again like actually somebody like I got like three people that hit me up recently about like accounts that I have Oh Jeremy what's going on with what's going on with your like [ __ ] like [ __ ] up weird old accounts it's like dude I didn't make any of these things but I could people I was way I was reading bits you're right people see like the word German 985 and they think that like I have something to do with it they had a lot of fake [ __ ] haircut uh fake haircuts so self-conscious I turned over here and saw somebody say nice haircut and I [ __ ] had this I just say I just in my friend had to say it it's fake airgun anyways I don't have like I have a Twitter I have a Facebook that I haven't used in three years that's it I don't have any official other accounts if you follow a guy on [ __ ] Pinterest and his name is German I need five it's not me it's not me I'm that's not I'm not [ __ ] that per I'm not [ __ ] that person you understand you know Jeremy like I was on I was on you're like old LiveJournal account and I saw that like you wrote a bunch of [ __ ] awful [ __ ] I what are you talking about Twitter Twitter YouTube twitch old Facebook account that's it don't believe anything else oh they'll never be another one where can i donate to the master of comedy 2:09 i can't wait to like [ __ ] stream on here I'm not even kidding I'm gonna stream to master a comedy tool and I'd random leave one day not in London [ __ ] tell anybody no I don't have I don't have a reddit account I don't have like a LinkedIn tuck tumblr I've none of that [ __ ] none of it oh and I have the master of comedy 209 yep all right anyway let's let's like let's let's let's wrap this up here before we go off the rails even further share my activity no I don't widened how do I let me go to settings on the master of comedy and like lock it that's a terrible profile picture I'm kidding like p.m. people just be having me on here alright let's go with there we go and let's let block block block block block everything's blocked profile I'm gonna pro okay profile I mean I guess I'll put my full name by entire all of my family members addresses all my friends addresses and you know maybe like every single place I've worked that's probably that yeah that's a good place with bio yeah break guys come on I see what you're saying Jeremy Squidward Spencer freed the chat again Oh God that's fine well gonna have to make master of comedy 210 because I don't remember what the password was and I exit out of the window vastra comedy 209 is no alright so I have a lot of old accounts I have a lot of fake all the counts that aren't me let's go over them don't ever ready to count red it's not me I'll have an Instagram account I don't have a [ __ ] tumblr I am NOT the master of comedy 209 anymore I understand keep that in mind when you're searching through the internet all right it's that lets rutz wrap it up let's wrap it up master we actually have a real the master of comedy oh my god well let's go back and read the bits tip before you end he's also the master of company 204 oh boy what's the secret twitch account Hader I know the password if you want the account back it's so [ __ ] funny anywho thanks for watching much love I'm gonna go through these bits now very quickly thank you for all the incredibly nice donations thank you for wonderful things everybody said all the subs all the receptor everybody thank you so much we'll be back on but back on Tuesday I'm gonna I'm gonna refresh I'm gonna hit the refresh button get my my brain body and check and I actually had some fun tonight actually had a lot of fun tonight so let's go through these rapid-fire and then the stream is going to cease thank you to CMD rabbit for the $1 thank you for the myth I think into the master of comedy for the 15 bucks I'm trade marketing this name stop trying to steal my username you short okay ah excuse me if you wanted it I know I'm supposed to be ending the stream but this is just this is kind of like a situation where so I said the master of comedy I said I'm the master of comedy that's doc that's a vaud that's gonna be here with a timestamp of me saying that so then you made at the master of comedy when I said that was me and I was gonna do it so you made it and now you're actively telling me that you're gonna trademark the name I think you buddy that it would hold up in a court of law that would hold up at a court of law I think and I would be I would win that case I would win the 15 bits I would win the 15,000 bits there this is somebody named German 985 pretending to be you thank you master of comedy Thank You gray 13 and 14 thank you great acts as well for the $1 baked goods Thank You Hasnain 119 thank to the $1 a master of comedy one thanks for the $1 Niall Ariane thanks for the $1 derma hit us with a long con that's true master of comedy again thanks to the one buck why are you trying to take my name still I'm not Joe Dirt one two one two index to the $50 again that's another one [ __ ] derma you're right that was all of my gas money good thing I have this $50 left to feed me in my family and keep me a step away from total poverty but now I just wanted to say you deserve all of this and my $50 and buy all this I mean the money and the popularity your comedic timing is the stuff of legends Joe Dirt thank you so much thank you so unscrupulously much you know the word of the day is in scrupulous thank you so much dude you too kind a butthole surfer thanks for the 10 bucks hey Jordy is still you still have the dogecoin that you mentioned during the zoombinis I love the stream been watching for four years Thank You butthole uh no I do not have any dogecoin I got rid of my dogecoin and it is upsetting because dogecoin went to like one cent I would have made I would have made a bunch of money if I kept my dogecoins now I just got rid of him I I bought dogecoin was I got money for like a week and then I got rid of him and I turned it up like one cent I think I could I gotta bait like him I could have made like fifty [ __ ] million dollars no that that's not true more like eight I would have made eight dollars if I salt by dogecoin it's one cent I just got dogecoin for free oh man thank you though that's a pretty that's a pretty small difference it's not a big deal uh Kirk Thank You Kirk for the $5 thermal of you streams from the UK they're always so late I'm so sorry you make time to watch them uh well that makes me feel very humbled to know that somebody's willing to stay up this late to watch a stream I do thank you so much Kirk Biak thank you biack via q as' thank you for the $1 jack Thank You Drac this for the $10 hey Gemma I'm currently undergoing training on US soil to become a professional dick whoa whoa pick-me-ups yeah Thank You Drac this for the 10 bucks mm-hmm yeah Thank You D gem oh man Thank You DJ M Berman DJ n bin for the $5 welcome back hey German not training to be any on the Armed Forces or anything but I'm soon entering into the theoretical physics grad school holy [ __ ] I'm graduating soon and I am applying to 15 different graduate programs all around the US while taking seven classes so I can graduate on time these dreams have kept me sane this past semester and I want to say thank you well DJ theoretical physics that's smart you're smart I told you there's a lot everyone you know people talk about like oh twitch chat Twitter oh well good twitch jet you guys are smart [ __ ] okay your steel is skilled incredibly talented really like highly educated everybody always puts twitch chat in the same realm as like caveman you know I'm saying like aa twitch chat twitch chats vacas oh great they're all like cavemen people we got a theoretical physicist graduating here excuse me we have ways of like highly trained and highly skilled people in the armed forces in here what he gives you guys enough credit cave chat nice might read like moving-picture mishmash well sometimes I mean like yeah is that just the speed of twitch jet it is Thank You Indiana 500 for the $1 this is Justin this Justin Germa can't fly planes no I can't also thank you to Freudian weapon for the 10 bucks hey German your streams are great I like your IRL streams I find you super relatable and I like the Aquaman shirt thank you so much fraud Ian throaty and weapon thanks for the 10 bucks you can get this shirt at you can get it on Amazon it's it's Aquaman underwear I think it's called like the it's got like a certain name I forget what it's called it's it's like Aquaman like male underwear set with t-shirt you'll find it it's in a box you'll see thank you to Dark Star 7000 for the $1 I missed like 90% of the stream was it good did Metro get any better no I'm gonna get Metro another shot I've just wasn't feeling it tonight played the game feel like it at 40 minutes or so and I just I just I just wasn't feeling videogames right now for some reason but that's not to say the games I I'm like very much looking forward to playing it but we did we just gonna [ __ ] around on IRL for an hour or two so it's alright sometimes you do sometimes you don't please not today thanks for the $1 give me the best one-liner joke I had kind of a bad day today okay okay hey I've wrote a uh I say I've wrote a song the other day about a tortilla now actually you know it's kind of more of a wrap thank you also thank you to fourth consecutive lion for the five bucks Swiss cheese brains my favorite brain Thank You CMD rabbit for $1 thank you kimchee doo boo for the $1 thank you Caesar salads for the five bucks driven watching you you're Freddy's for a long time and they have absolutely enjoyed them I've had a lot of issues in my family and especially my father and I don't really have anyone to go to so getting to watch you joking around with pirate spies and be as helped me deal with the horrible situation I was in it's been a few years and now my dad's out of the house and my life is starting to look up thank you for everything Caesar salads thank you for the incredibly touching comment here when it kind of goes back to it goes back to what I was saying before and like real talk again like just getting very real it sometimes [ __ ] sucks for a while but if you can get through it and you give yourself enough time then that you save right here it's been a few years and you like to start to look up here just only look to the sky from here on out I wish you the absolute best of luck and I hope your situation is much better than it previously was thank you so much for being around much loved here also thank you to dat Canadian boy for the $1 40 and weapon for the $4 rabid pan for the $1 you know drummer this is my first time tuning into a stream I'm from Scotland and time zones don't really from mid love you bow looking forward to school [ __ ] you're doing this year hope you enjoy it hope it's good snooze FM thanks for the $1 you've been struggling with your mental state and life lately making me laugh and I cry happy tears I love you for what you do I love you for watching cuz without you watching I wouldn't be here I wish you the best news thank you so much for the $1 Niall Niall Ariane thanks to the $1 hey Gemma 23 recently got a promotion to supervisor I felt the need to share my excitement with someone and I figured why not throw some dollars at you to celebrate love you you attractive man thank you 23 and now supervisor that's a very young you're obviously doing the right things and you're making the right calls because to get a supervising position 2:23 is a very very very very good accomplishment nice work super spaghetti thanks for the five bucks truer words ever been loosed from human lips I'm a game developer and I hope to make amazing people like you happy someday keep at it I wish you the best man I love video games code is hard programming is hard design is hard it's [ __ ] incredibly to look everything is hard nothing's easy don't let anybody ever tell you that anything is easy it's not but if you love what you're doing and you care about it you you make it happen you know nothing's easy hard eating is easy no it's not eating is really hard it's [ __ ] hard you gotta wait for it to not be hot if you take you microwave mac and cheese in the microwave oven you know how hard that is to not eat that right when it comes out and burn your mouth it's it's incredibly difficult you know it's hard to cook food are you kidding me you know difficult it is to make like a full dinner and get everything right what was the last time you made a full dinner and didn't [ __ ] up something mashed potatoes were too watery your steak was a little undercooked ah [ __ ] I screwed it up by you burnt your mouth on the pizza cuz you ate the pizza and the cheese came done hit you in the chin eating is not [ __ ] easy it's hard do you say hot pockets hot pockets are the most nuclear explosive device inside of your mouth they hurt every time nothing's easy sleep isn't even easy going to bed is not even easy you know much trouble it is sometimes don't like boat to sleep and actually fall asleep and not roll around and waking up in the morning is incredibly difficult you lying there you still want to sleep baby you didn't get enough sleep it's hard to pull yourself out of bed you put it's sleep ain't even [ __ ] easy come on nothing's easy if sleep was easy I wouldn't be watching this stream you see going to bed would be easy if you ended the stream because it's 4 a.m. right now old man describes as difficulty with everyday tasks not easy driving a car is not easy you won't know how I can tell you that driving a car is not easy cuz they were like people get in the car accidents every day you know many times I've seen somebody that I bumped somebody backing out of a spot how many people have like just crashed into somebody else just like driving and taking a left and like yeah gosh [ __ ] driving is not easy see second account has become a speakeasy for bad memes I [Laughter] gotta like lock that [ __ ] [ __ ] down man oh god it's alright Letta have cake you know let him have cake sometimes well walking isn't easy either I've tripped those I've stopped by Tahoe on like the corner of a desk it hurts and you get angry [Laughter] alright let's keep going keep going keep going keep going no outside we miss I think we missed only down here yeah we got what's up we sell the bazinga I got the DND yeah yep it's making sure I'll miss anything Abby thanks for the five dollars a bv a Bev a derma I've missed you bye mr. produced content on YouTube and I'm happy you're starting to get more creative with this channel that's the plan the plan is I want this to be sort of a happy marriage in 2018 of produced content and live stream I feel like it's an avenue that needs to be tapped into so I'm gonna try it's currently here why not give it a try thank you also to pin I like where this is going thank you pin for the $1 thank you Yves for the $1 also I'm not sure you realize my username is a joke of yours from five years ago that shall not be named was wondering if you know efz FC Ephs FS what did i do five years ago I didn't know what I did [ __ ] two weeks ago news name of a joke Oh Oh right right okay beeps remembering is hard remembering is not easy you think about this honestly put this through your [ __ ] tube in your hole in the side of your head think of every day think of every day every experience you have every day think of the amount of time the minutes the hours the moments those moments that you see every day you store them in your brain hundreds of [ __ ] moments thousands of [ __ ] pieces of information you know I still have deep in my [ __ ] brain I still know how to do algebra somehow magically I still know a little bit I still remember I still remember pieces I can probably quote you parts of the Hunchback of Notre Dom I haven't seen that movie in like 17 years you know how hard it is to remember that that's a [ __ ] monumental feat that you can even remember anything at all anything ever you store it in your [ __ ] hard drive in your brain I remember what the cake tasted like on my ninth birthday there's a lot of information here there's decades of content deaf decades of hard drive information stored in here all right oh oh my god there's so many more bits so many this vic 300 all right let's really go rapid fire here before i before i said the rest of my night sitting here this take a hundred and fifty more alright we're going from the bottom up we're going from like four hours ago bingo here we go we're gonna go like a solid-state drive fast stable and unscrupulous Thank You allah furrow for the $1 d jack thanks for the $1 you donated it for the coop stream a few days ago did you get around to reading it i usually read all my bits and donations but you talk about from to okay yeah yeah yeah yep yep yep yep then our of fits no this is this is like three hours of it you guys spoil the [ __ ] out of me more no don't give any more money don't give any more money Thank You Dee Jack for the $1 like it just said sticks runagate for the $1 do I know the way that's a new meme I don't follow memes I don't follow the Internet I don't I have a Twitter guys I don't know what that is but thank you stick for the $1 penny kettle thanks to the 105 uh in case anyone doubts my me making accuracy that you made this a picture of something you mother made using a picture of our dog safe wait what is this what is this this is an image it's gonna be like somebody's dick [Laughter] there's the image this is a meme making ability that's good I like it Thank You penny kettle stay safe as well in this weather thank you to your psycho plot for the five dollars you all make us happy keep making us happy thank you psycho blood smelly boy thanks for the ten bucks you're gonna plan on doing VR chat also big week represent I talked about VR chat a little bit I think I already might have answered your question thank you so much for the 10 bucks it was the aliens thanks for the 52 cents baked me home for the $1 ivory for the 25 cents hi lord nameless for the 70 cents Dark Star for the 7000 is your name for the one dollar your internet the Internet is also being poo poo hang in there yeah Comcast this piece of [ __ ] Mick jams thanks to the $1 would I ever play like something like dwarf fortress or rim world um I don't have the attention span to play rim world I don't have the mental attention for my ADHD well it will pop out like a demon and I won't be able to do it thank you Choji for the 520 I think a Walmart branch stream software is pointing your phone at the monitor and taking and talking over the idea thank you Joe gee boy that's true private tickles thanks for the $1 efz thanks for the 20 bucks from earlier hey Jeremy love getting to chill and watch your stream all cozy from the frigid [ __ ] cold hope it wasn't too bad for you and also there's a new thing called stream labs OBS you should try loving the wacky [ __ ] live from the wacky stream I've heard about the stream labs thing but with anything anybody and anything somebody uh nounce 'as a product and they say it's gonna be ready hey can't wait for people to try it out in a few months or a few weeks wait like three years before it actually works so can't say I'm super excited we'll see maybe Thank You captain magic for the $15 the carnival game was better I think the carnival game was a better stream Metro was me being mentally annoyed and exhausted for some reason I don't know why but thank you for the 15 bucks captain magic high-rolling thank to the 1 bucks captain magic again for the $15 duel Vereen will live on a high roll link says Valachi since 2015 you've inspired me to do great things and accomplish them so as of recent I decided to start watching your YouTube videos and twitch streams they've been pretty good so far I'm glad I could be the one to inspire you to do something cool thank you for watching my streams and my videos glad you're part of the family max Manas thanks for the $1 thank you pin for the $1 again thank you tech storm for the 5 bucks go for the ride Durham thank you pin for the $1 again yes I have terrible ADHD it is it is a curse boom thank you boom for the $1 ultra Zoop for the 10 bucks they just say cheer ten thousand or share one thousand thank you ultra Zoop thank you pin for the $1 again that's like seven or eight dollars tonight at least thank you pin efz for the five dollars and this he says do you know the way do you do the way what what does this do you know the way did it do that what is this this is a meme joke thanks for the five dollars though eaves appreciated zephyr TV thanks to the $1 tingey for the five bucks hey germans want to say that since my friend told me about you I've enjoyed all your streams and videos I even went back and watched your older videos on your main channel I've been subbing here I'll be something here in a couple days when I get my prime sub thank you for that anyways since you had since you said that you wanted a new streaming program I highly recommend checking out one called bebo it's really good and seems better than OBS love Bebo maybe I'll give it a look um because I don't exploit is [ __ ] like somehow somehow xsplit is five hundred thousand times worse than OBS you don't I mean OBS is like the bet is like the I've had the most luck with OBS xsplit absolutely no luck with with xsplit at all I hate it but thank you I'll give it a look techno toast thank you for these 75 cents as f for TV for the $1 Mik jams for the $1 I'll clean my room is looking right now compared to the oldest dreams well I've had a lot of cleaning to do I've like smashed [ __ ] on the ground I've done other things that I don't really want to talk about I've spilt stuff on the ground lots of it that do cleanup efz again man coming in with another $5 donation I've been watching you since 2012 sometimes I even go to sleep listening to some Vaude streams and [ __ ] because I have tinnitus and ringing in my ears so I hate silence but I could sit here all the time and with all that [ __ ] if you need a break man yeah I'm sorry to hear that you have that condition that tinnitus does not feel like that is a really annoying condition to have but if you can throw a lot on and put some music on or something and if I help you with it then thanks a lot for even being here like I should be thanking you because I think you just gave me five dollars and you're hanging out in a chat like that on my stream you're giving me way more than five dollars thank you so much dude I'm happy to be somebody you can listen to all right we should be closing in here on a little bit more and we should be good I still want to miss and his minute I would have done I want to miss as little of people as I possibly can here Mick jams thanks for the $1 Anthony two one two one five thanks for the 10 bucks your live streams are always entertaining the matter the subject you put on a show can you say want to see my fidget spinner collection in a funny voice so I can use it in an animation if not it's okay yeah let's do it let's do it I'll turn the meeting it to the clean audio here man hey mostly my frigid spirit collection I'll give you know one hey you want to see my fidget spinner collection leave you one more hey you want to see my frigid spring collection just don't just died my only assets don't just don't like just like don't put me in like a pony or something don't like animate me and don't animate porn me thank you for the ten bucks neural shock thanks for the $1 butter cactus thanks for the $1 thank you thank you thank you techno toast thanks to the bits as well it's 1/2 cents CMD rabbit $1 excellent you deserve way more visibility um I don't know if deserve as even is even the correct word I don't know if I want more visibility does that matter might this might sound weird but I feel like I like where the channel is right now I got a lot of viewers I have I get between two and three thousand viewers that's a lot of people if that's what you're referring to I don't think I want like a 10 20 30 K stream if whatever was ever was possible I'm not sure I would I don't know I think that this is a channel and like a good spot right now I have a lot of people that are here my streams get a lot of attention way more than I could have ever possibly imagined so I think I think the channels in a good spot if we grow we grow if we don't we don't that's fine and if even if it goes down it's not something I'm gonna be you know I don't focus on my viewer counts and I mean yes I've made jokes about it like five hundred people away because I suck but I mean we all knows it jokes but yeah in reality I just I kind of have in my brain what Oh No what did I just do I just like refresh the [ __ ] page like an imbecile what the [ __ ] happened what happened to my bits what happened to my money where's my money where's my money I actually did just like get rid of it how why is it empty why is it empty why is it empty did i clear all of my what are you talking about huh it does it is not here anymore okay uh I cannot see the bits anymore they're gone let me just look completely reload everything let me reload this or you load that all right stream I use stream labs Stream labs not God you're supposed to have like this OBS competitor okay honest to god there's nothing here now like on my uh my oh well there's a there's an ELISA we we are aware of inaccurate data being reported on the dashboard page we have reverted to our old dashboard for a while while we work this out oh okay so that uh thank you everybody to all the bits that I'm and I no longer can read I'm hopefully didn't miss that many people I think there was only like five or six that I didn't get to just look under the couch that got him got him got him got them back uh-huh got him back don't worry crisis averted no Christ is not averted it's only the last 20 minutes never mind Christ is still in crisis that's gonna have to be it I only have 20 minutes ah that's not good why the hell did this have to happen anyways sorry guys if I missed you bits from like a couple hours ago much love to you thank you so much for giving me any money at all all the subs everybody you guys are all [ __ ] incredible I'm gonna hit the hay master of comedy 209 remember is not I have no control over it anymore and you don't like me you wonder like meme yourself to your heart's content Matt and master of comedy 209 is not gonna have like any rules well yes it will it has like the general twitch rules of you if you say if you say something [ __ ] stupid over there then like you're an idiot you know what I mean like that's what when somebody says you said something stupid you're an idiot you know I mean that's what it means he said something stupid ah alright good night everybody I'll see you guys today much love take care Tata now we're a caution where to avoid a caution here my father should have said this that master of comedy 209 Oh any master of comedies none of a toda don't trust ever a master of comedy I understand you might see master of comedy like 204 for one don't [ __ ] trust that guy you can eeeyah cannot be trusted also that chat don't click anything in that chat don't touch anything if you want to go look at that chat that's what I'm don't touch anything don't click anything don't be that dumb just be smart you understand don't [ __ ] trust a master of comedy all right good

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

Views: 21,394

Rating: 4.9589744 out of 5

Keywords: twitch, ster, star_, shtur, stream, Ster/Jerma Stream Archive, jerma, jerma985, jerma stream, jerma985 stream, jerma streams, jerma985 streams, jerma full stream, jerma985 full stream, streams, full stream, jerma talking, jerma facecam, jerma face cam, face cam, facecam, jerma aquaman

Id: d26UyLqWGXs

Length: 145min 20sec (8720 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 06 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/aran69]

He's talking about a genre of entertainment that really hasnt been explored since the explosion of streaming, scripted livestreams with a budget, and if anyone was to spearhead this new fangled genre of streams/videos I couldnt think of a better person to do so then Jeremy.