Jerma Streams - Façade

what is facade is this game on Steam where the hell is it how do I play it let's sit let's just take a look here free tarot card readings the first and most popular free tarot and rune reading okay I just clicked on I just clicked on like a [ __ ] virus website solid game oh ok at that interactive story dotnet that's not a fake website if I'm not crazy interactive story dotnet alright do I have to like what do I have to do here do I have to download a game is this a flash game listen look this looks [ __ ] messed up what the hell is this okay well I'm I'm gonna get it I'm downloading it right now I just think I'm this ain't gonna like sign me up for a bunch of [ __ ] scam sites right I'm downloading a virus on stream here we go wait don't do it what do mean don't do it this malware it's good all right all right here we go unfortunately we kept looking over plenty now we're moving on to this for a little while I guess it's a good game it's a good game the game is fine okay all right let me change my stream title I'm gonna feel like set up another window here yeah I can't even capture this game how long is this game let me put like the let me put the BRB up here just so people know when it's sitting in a black screen all right so 30 seconds still I can play when I play install it people are telling me not to say a certain word alright I'm installing I'm installing it again somehow I'm downloading it again why why am i installing it again what's going on here why you downloading it again I already have one being downloaded it's a roguelike okay well just give me a moment while I install it and then figure out how to capture it and we'll read some bits in the meantime I think that sounds like a good idea what do you say thank you - I think you just Sam thanks Sam for the $5 feel better soon you dingus and it's for the bad joke of the month why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog to get along the little doggy oh it hurts it hurts when you do this it hurts us but thank you for the five toughest get a lava sod installer extracting extracting extracting taking over computer requirements Windows XP 1.6 ago hearts gigahertz oh no I don't think I have 1.6 gigahertz I can't even say gigahertz gigahertz gigahertz I accept the license agreement for you to spy on me in my sleep okay here we go install and thank you to wild-type for the $1 been Eldo over the 20 bucks do you brew your tea in a kettle or some alternate fashion trying to conjure up the best way to do it I have on those hot pots for those hot plates it's just the pitcher of water that sits on the hot plate it takes about two minutes to boil the water and then you pour that in the tea with the tea bag and there you go you swirl it around one squeeze of honey and I wise of command prompt opening decompressing facade sounds this may take up to 30 minutes huh what do you mean this may take up to 30 minutes why is it 10% decompressed Jesus Christ okay well but I use a hotpot thank you so much Ben thank you to deadly pig poo for the $5 Germa wrap it up it's been way over eight minutes oh god well I'm wrapping it up don't worry thank you for the $5 dude that was a fondue or a zafón do you think for the two hundy bucks had to unsub for a couple months because I bought a new computer but now I'm back baby thank you so much chef Phan due for the $20 hope your new computer is legit as they say look yet thanks a lot to Comcast customer care again for the one dollar in st. Aquarium had better AI than this two billion dollar robot that game was just getting good - I feel like we could have done some really dumb [ __ ] in that game I'm sad that I broke it did if one person is like giving commands to the server what the hell happens if five people play that game does the whole thing turn off for like a week seriously I thank you sticks sticks renegade of course for the $1 whatever you do don't mention melons in facade I'm going that's the first thing I'm gonna do Dan to dump thanks for the $1 you're short haha get it with a heart maybe you didn't have a heart there would've been really upset 40% decompressed vert Thank You vert brow giant for the 25 cents I'm already crying this stream thanks for making having the flu more bearable love you thank you so much for appreciate that appreciate the bits appreciate the viewership hope this next game is fun too and uh and code the terrible thank you for the $10 facade is a social interaction roguelike and I cannot express how amazing it is you haven't seen it this will be amazing okay I'm completely and totally on board with this thank you the $10 OD appreciated and then nuclear chamber nuclear chamber thanks to the $1 ICU he where do you see me anytime Oh see me hey you got let's say what's that old thing yeah I'll be seeing you before you see me but what if I see you before you see me it's like an assassin thing right like assassins say that to each other Oh be seeing you not if I see you first and that's not gonna say that that's a Cena John Cena it's like hiccupped and that's what Lee I don't think hiccup burped this process was it John wick - reference I'm [ __ ] haha me just because I got I got like a hiccup burp in my throat dare [ __ ] haha me I'll smash myself through a plate-glass window show you how haha really I'm gonna hurt myself Bashar are you guys a stuntman would you haha stuntman alright think we're ready to play so thank you wild hike for the two bucks Spencer for the $5 smelly boy for the $1 and Jimmy 349 full of these five dollars hey German watching four years not only saved up enough three bits until now only saved up enough free bits till now thanks for all the years of laughs and Cheers two more Thank You Jimmy and thank you Dan to dump and scar low right now let me figure out how to [ __ ] open this game there it is okay here we go this should just open right theoretically I should be able to cap the window 2005 holy [ __ ] that is a long time ago copyright 2005 to 2006 I don't think it would be a problem to capture it should be fine did I change it to facade I'm gonna keep the title as Doctor robot do a little it sounds fine is this even on Steam okay I can't I can't I can't even like Grace and I thought it'd be great if you came over tonight oh yeah great I'm lying so yeah just come on over run eight it'll be fun hope you see you tonight so this is a fighting simulator this is a fighting simulator this is a couple fight simulator how does it know to use my microphone how does it know just play it okay this back oh my god my whole my computer stopped a computer there we go okay uh please choose a name type the first letter scroll with the arrow keys yeah where is it come on you have Jeremy you don't have Jeremy what how do you how do you have Jesper but you don't have Jeremy oh god damn it are you serious we have to go go go Greg Joe Jesper the door how do I knock Greg hey I thought I heard someone out here great to see you it's been a while how's it going hey yeah it's been a long time how do I play well let's not talk out here I play uh it'll be just a sec well are you'll get grace grace how do I go in what wait I thought it's a talking game how do I do this oh [ __ ] it's a it's a walking game no no here we are okay Greg hi how are you oh it's so nice to see you it feels like it's been forever mm-hmm and I've got to say you look really good make yourself at home come on in okay make yourself at home I'm just gonna go close the door I'm gonna fix us some drinks no we have a guest we can let the answering machine pick it's probably just the cleaning service canceling what wait wait let's just wait for the answering machine I'm not going to type melon that's the meme joke for something big what is he holding a magic 8-ball yeah this is a huge couch oh that that's just a little joke advice-giver toy thing okay he actually is holding it when I need little guidance wait what what did I just do I thought it was like talk I thought it was talk this is [ __ ] stupid I thought it was like you I'm gonna go now I'm gonna leave how do I leave this game I thought it wasn't [ __ ] okay you know and like interactive point-and-click adventure games will you get these scroll over somebody and it shows that and it's like talk that's like the talk button Greg let me get you a drink ahh what is it first - Sam no I don't want to touch anybody I'm not gonna touch anybody what would you like No or touch it you should have something fun like a cosmopolitan everybody tells me I fixed the best yeah so I'm sure you're gonna love it I'll take with perfect no no Greg maybe you'd like some juice or mineral water no I'm gonna go with it I'm gonna go with the alcohol at this point no I ain't touch it anymore people I thought this is an interactive talk to people like that when I open up a bottle of Merlot and make it easy we don't need to fight over this yes you don't need to push the drinks tonight surprise me I'd like a simple glass of chardonnay thank you Oh Chardonnay sure thing open this what's wrong great trip have you noticed we're fighting in front of our friends no more fighting come on it's not helping things for you to say that games present enough here you are grace you're a drink is ready enough Oh Greg I thought you might like this photo I just put up Oh photo but I hug too much what are you talking about I don't even know what I'm doing no I didn't want to throw that I want to pick this up stop that it's embarrassing already what what did I do this is making you uncomfortable see Tripp was it really worth it to fly all the way to Italy so use that inane picture what about your bong oh do you like those sculptures yeah these are nice into collecting them okay to touch them trip your poker buddies use how do I get this the cursor but anyhow Greg grace is infatuated with them these days no I'm not Tripp thinks carting me off to Europe will can I have those refills well how do I drink the drink out a little bit my cursor got [ __ ] up driving me insane No I'm the one going insane trip at this point criticizing me is just going to make it really [ __ ] annoying not you him what what are you saying goddamn kissing you like it what other people reach out to you but you always other people other things never me you two made okay grace trip let me ask our guest ask me a question Greg yeah yes or no what is it in a marriage shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want of course what what of course oh how do I thought I'm gonna throw this yeah you're cold you're distant I can't keep going this way it's killing me wait a minute come back come here damn it just relax everybody calm down no [ __ ] I want to put this glass down put the [ __ ] glass down wait oh how do I put it down put it down over here I don't want this I keep trying to make it somebody drink it I keep trying to throw it and oh my [ __ ] god look maybe you should how do we get that we get this far they go that's how you drink it I want to drink that knowing Greg from what you said before about saying yes I think that tells us something about grace oh we're talking about me again are we what it's throwing in look around this apartment it's got everything anyone would ever want that's not Therese oh no she's never satisfied trip no thank you helps him trip look at my parents if money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do what oh Jesus look I'm not going to talk about sex [Laughter] around here no video games alright so see grace knows a good life when he sees it you both know you need to start listening look what's his name not focus on just me listen you start listening Mike Craig you're saying I don't communicate exactly wait a minute I reach out yes no I wasn't agreeing with you no I was talking to reaching out but really you're I'm not sending fine what no one you know what Greg that's it you need to leave we can put up with a lot but our limits you know get off me you'll be fine you just have to go alright well that was fun I did the thing that everybody wanted me to do this time I'm gonna go into I this is it all went wrong because view your generated stage play what what the hell is going on what it's generated stage play it's kind of virus that's the virus say melon immediately now it's just a notepad okay well let's do it again yeah virus is downloading can I get this thing off the screen I have to exit and relaunch the game okay well that actually helps me yeah give you some tips hold on no no I'm not gonna put my like credit card on the stream reopen it put it down here all right we're good my credit card info is on stream right now alright this time I know that the mouth does not mean talk it does not mean like spade I thought it was like a Hey look over here talk to me let's do this right I'm gonna get it this time turn on subtitles how do I turn on subtitles 2006 alright this time I'm not going to accidentally hug somebody how do you turn on subtitles Azurill I'd have to go into the programming hey there it's trip all right trip this is name Wow been a long time but this game is older than twitch yeah it is Grace and I thought if you came over tonight really it'd be great and skip the opening oh I marry there we go so let's begin please invite me into your home this game is older than me holy [ __ ] all right we need subtitles on and let's go with Al and Ben Beth Brad Brenda Brian we need a really really really long annoying like name do they have a Bartholomew Doug no Eric Espen guns salt Don's a low in Jane Jesper Jess Jill Jim Joe Jon Jon shook a Joe Julie Kevin I like keg but with this Kyle if Kyle if cop but not Kyle mark Michael Michael Michael Michael that sounds good to me I didn't read the [ __ ] instructions god damnit Vsauce Michael oh you were ready are you doing man hey hey wait hey let me Vic okay well there we go it's that's it that's the end of that one I did that it's like dingdong ditch this guy oh my [ __ ] god okay so that's how you end the game dad that instantly ends the game that's great okay good to know well there goes Michael did I get the anypercent did you say the word melon in front of me you are one sick [ __ ] loser how long have we been friends for all right Gonzalo fine I'll be Gonzalo look this is gonna be the run be a baby let me be a baby Gonzalo the baby alright now I'm gonna read the instructions this time instructions we're not gonna skip it moving on we're gonna learn subtitles on instructions type to speak to the characters at any time move around arrow keys pick up and use objects with the mouse well there's a great instructions that's it though there's your entire manual this time alright you so you tell me I can be a baby how do I be a baby is there like baby Joe or like baby Kevin like what you guys talking about alright let's go back to let's go to name Gonzalo Gonzalo good to see you get Gonzalo his subtitles got it ok ok what happens if I do this act just act like a baby it's me I'm already here I'm right on time I probably should have done the Solow what well come on are you that I'm saying like hey uh it'll be just a sec while I go get grace okay unintelligible arguing I'm not gonna intrude I'm gonna let them come up to me b-boss baby no we're gonna try to win first there close the door oh it's so nice to see you how are you forever yep what the [ __ ] oh good oh my god somebody's give you $100 well come on in make yourself at home oh my god oh we need to pause this how do I pause oh god I guess I can't pause Gonzalo take a look Nate oh I'll get oh no we have a guest we can let the answer I can hear his voice I can call Oh what a rude thing to do we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents thirty forty dollars it's so tires there you go Jeremy been waiting to see you play this for a while always fun to watch these trades thank you so much dude Gonzalo you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new thank you so much huh grace oh no we don't need to do that that's a lot of money you know for this corner I felt like it needed something big and bold yeah I like this couch okay yeah grace come on it looks fine that's why I could have here Oh grace it looks great see grace as always you're the only one unhappy with your decorating I know right you ain't no satisfied with it I shouldn't get so obsessed about it it's just not worth it it looks good where's my drink it really looks fantastic oh well oh that's nice of you to say grace aren't you glad we invited him over see you just have to done all you have to do is just tell people exactly what they [ __ ] wanted here okay if we disagree in front of our friend we're not disagreeing no we are not disagree it's all good oh no no go look at trips Italy photo no I don't what better join me on the couch it Gonzalo this is making you uncomfortable see trip was it really worth it to fly all the way to Italy so you could take that innate thanks I'm sitting on the couch please let's just hang out on the couch we're done later tonight before I go to bed what was that like violin that was the last phone you can't get involved in other people's [ __ ] [ __ ] guys how do you not understand this but you can't get affording me off to Europe well how did you put it fall me out a little bit yeah no she says oh no Gonzalo I realized I'm sorry what I haven't gotten those drinks Oh babies please Ricky just a break in my new expensive set of cocktail grace Tripp will try to serve you one of his high-class drinks before even saying hello make us one of my new drink inventions I call it grace ice easy easy you don't want my invention no be nice alcohol what so Gonzalo mm-hmm how does that sound Gonzalo I think Tripp is pressuring you too much how about just a simple glass of white wine that sounds you good you think I'm not not loving yeah we are we're having fun here yeah yeah never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind yeah I was gonna say yeah no I'm gonna make this drink for I just said I don't want everybody loves my drinks you know that I want the warranty with wine wine is anyone listening want the wine I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there oh that's been out of school insane for 25 years what what what are you saying to me you hide things from me you're so distant you do what is he talking about no she doesn't gonzalo can you believe this ha I can't believe it yeah ok ok again with that yeah ok you wanna [ __ ] die shallow and fake I don't want to live a fake flame trap ring I try to reach out to you I try to be romantic with you but you're cold and distant I'm just taking a bottle why you guys are unbearable you guys alright are not bearable oh I'm going to ask you something trip great let me ask our guests to quest you sure I'll answer it drop a melon balls or no yes or no if one person in a marriage gives the other advice and and that advice is taking years later you'll be blamed for that woe to get blamed for giving advice that was taken like 10 years ago yes yes what you gave the advice you gave the advice yeah man up Oh keep tryin to help you grace don't judge me you cut me off you cut me out of your life god damn it baby loser who needs trip guy [ __ ] magic 8-ball how are you if you want to leave wait let me hold on Oh hold on in the bathroom don't have a screen for the bathroom said before about marriage I think we've already learned something about trip where's she going talking about me again are we on this apartment it's got everything anyone would ever want mattes five trip oh I'm so sick of this it's okay it's all right Gonzalo we just need to get this all under okay that's what we need take a breather relax let's keep our focus on Tripp look around focus on the big picture god I can't God that wedding picture I hate it why why Gonzalo yes that helps me trip our wedding with more example of how things work in our marriage I can't [ __ ] type for [ __ ] keep our focus on grace grace I don't think you really want us to swing our jobs lead a simpler lifestyle what you know what I oh come on you grew up with a silver I've been thrown out yet you can't live any other way I can't even get a word in edgewise ah I hope no I have a chance I have a chance look let's not focus on just me or you let's talk about watch TV I think Tripps afraid of visiting his parents he does everything why don't we call to avoid seeing them let's just call the phone Aaron's let's call dad's here okay he just got consumed by let's just like oh that brass bull it's just so infuriating what how you put that goddamn gift on display in our own living room it does suck no no you're you're really you're really reading him two things here great Gonzalo does it look like I want to fix you drinks right now the pineapple oh it's time to trip finally stop it what happened stop no you two need therapy we need yes yes mm-hmm thank you just saying that helps us Gonzalo no Gonzalo this is all my fault remember you're saying what it used to be like what's what's screwed up what remember your first day I'm to blame for all this your first day yes where you take this did you go to Chuck E Cheese no I doubt all that wait wait wait remember when you went to Chuck E Cheese Jesus Gonzalo what did with that stuff [ __ ] he's what about you it's him no about us both not just one you know grace therapy I first proposed to au was 10 years ago now trip it's always been impossible to get you to just just feel happy Gonzalo hey have a drink can I um you know we'd have two drinks sit on the couch sit on the couch please okay let's keep talking about us okay here's just for what just relax okay everything's fine no you're trying to help but right now we just need to get this all out in the open open the floodgates started let's continue focusing on grace I'm not gonna say Mel I'm sorry you're not Gonzalo Oh what did I do while she's coughing at me Gonzalo you see this is what I've had to put up with for ten goddamn ten years they've been married really Gonzalo what is it is there something about me I want to go okay that's it no more of this [ __ ] what are we gonna do hello I know what you're hinting at okay and this we're talking about our marriage you two want the truth huh you're the problem Gonzalo you are the problems or no do you want the truth I'd want the truth grace huh yes yes hallo I've actually been paying what you've been saying have you oh you're so been pushing you are so absurd really my friend Rick trip Gonzalo quit interrupting me let me finish Gonzalo do you really think that praising grace not defending me when I asked you if I was to blame and what you said about giving advice to your wife yeah it will somehow realize something about our marriage is what you've said tonight's supposed to add up somehow to something is it just give me a yes or no no no I can't I thought it did add up to something actually I came over to watch Top Chef race you guys just [ __ ] it all up marry me didn't I when I proposed to you in front of your parents on Christmas Eve and they were getting a revelation here I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no you just don't do this [ __ ] in front of people you know you do you you you lean in and say we'll talk later and you come out here and you pretend that you're having a great time and here we are oh my god yeah here we are time to drop time to exit the dream right like melons is like the safeword hollow I I'm gonna give you the truth - chair comes her truth I painted this [ __ ] are you painting every time you go on a goddamn business trip I paint Wow ever give me any more of your artists no I want what about the tomato over here no the what about this do you like the pineapple oh do your famous spongebob this is why you made this how do I put it down and stand up Jesus gonzalo I this changes everything changes everything how so how yes it does change everything so which one of you guys is gonna leave and then we can actually hang out and watch TV I think Greece no stop it it's over trip don't you see that move forward I just you just told me something about us you should have said oh hey you manipulated me into marrying listening to me no Gonzalo please and listen I am an artist listen to me you don't see that and no Gonzalo enough Greece Hey I have to watch no trip this is about me and it's about us but it's not about you not about me hey no wait Vince Alex I'm sorry thank you so you really helped me grace please I kid Jesus Christ hey I should have told her that I could have told her you gonna tell her what should I go get her no she's gone just play it and don't type anything well there it is that's now he's gonna kill you I couldn't I don't even have time to kiss him right now I'll do a baby role play fine I'll be a baby dad what you want you want to say like googoo gaga and why and [ __ ] like that and cry and talk about food it's actually funny if you say legit nothing really it's the silent protagonist grace just went to Chuck E Cheese to find another man no we want creepy sexual stuff well you know I'm not gonna do that don't do it German think of the memes that will happen I'm gonna baby roleplay here no here we go just think I gotta think of things that like my niece and nephew say all the time I'm just gonna act like my niece and nephew they're both young you'll see exactly what they do you can glitch outside the house alright well I'm gonna be Brad baby Brad they scream a lot it's really really great to see you give me another hug come on BAE I'm a baby let me go get grace babies don't know anything about person hi how are you Oh welcome at home I'll close the door so Brad I forgot my name is Brad but his name was Brad I want to ask you with this room I was trying for a kind of postmodern style yeah I think that oh well watch Papa Joe so I tried for a certain kind of style in this room but it is clearly just not happening this is a mess see grace no one has a problem with you Brad nothing's wrong everything's fine seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have oh hey you're hugging me yeah Wow aren't you glad we invited oh you're hugging me that's kind of you I'm sure Tripps happy together I'll give you one too oh that's oh that's nice grace I think was just what you need your turn Oh you seem to remember how much xxx getting attention you you - I'm just going to the kitchen what oh is this why you came in here to tell me this no no problem I know everything's fine Brad oh well please go look at trips [ __ ] I [ __ ] it up Brad come on just take a look at this picture okay come over here and sit on the couch with me Greece no whoa let's look at this thing's [ __ ] around it's like a magic eye oh please trip don't put our friend on the spot like that grace wasn't with me when I took this picture mac and cheese trying to think of one word how about suffocating oh Christ I take her to Italy to see the art she supposedly likes and she calls me suffocating the regulars romance it says romance oh okay let's go over here not know it was supposed to be romantic and I miss my friends art show new paintings that weekend okay that's what I'm a baby that's what they do you know what it's about time I fix us some drinks I knew that was coming when it comes to drinking let's just go with temptation I can't resist it I want some apple juice well I'm gonna open an exquisite bored-out best of the best you can't buy this in stores very very special screen oh come on let's enjoy ourselves tonight this wine will be so good so good Brad this is actually going nicer yeah no we need to open this wine our friend is here we're gonna enjoy ourselves as there is to it I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time right insane Miss grace goddamn anniversary wine what are you saying to me what what are you okay wine sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show I don't know what you really feel happy can you just see that can't we just do that okay you know what Brad I'm going to ask you something trip grace let me ask our guests to question Brad yes or no madam is it wrong you want persons in a marriage to bring things up from the past that the other parents yes what just let me out oh yes that's fine that's fine trip some kind of high class guy with a beautiful wife and beautiful apartment that's what this is okay in the toy room oh yeah go on get away I'm gonna play with the toys I can't stand frigging looking at you what their marriage is collapsing yeah what are you saying what I do it I can't believe this has happened play with all this stuff Tori said before about all this stuff having all this money makes us so happy we're so happy Jesus and sprinted towards you keep obsessing about Grace's stuff you know that and it's expensive of spider-man Brad I love that one yeah let's keep our focus on grace damn it trip you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go vacation sex sex sex sex why is sex such a big deal what always talked about it so much when it just make so many people unhappy oh you're the Hachem Oh what else you have no look I'm just saying well toys they have hi this is not a toy I'm gonna put this down put that toy down how's that for toys yes over there draws grace we don't we don't have to come over the door okay I can't stand the pretending anymore I can't telephone all right maybe you need a hug I'm stuck I'm actually stuck no Gracie so bad as a child it's so annoying grace why isn't it some guys just never easy with you grace me down Oh Brad what is it is there something about me my arms let's talk some more about our relationship grace I want to take care of you it's melon melon melon melon escape okay oh you know what I think you should leave Oh invited you oh you got me it's just not working no don't kick me out please you'll be fine you should just go get me back in here Brabham I got it no I didn't how do i how do i hack through the walls let me see what's this game called for sad I'm gonna try to get outside now I can go ahead and say nothing at all I guess it's a facade through the walls glitch let's see how you do it I think you mean what is he an effort to be a special name no I'm saying how you do it okay what the [ __ ] all right well I don't understand how this works when you go back to the elevator right so it looks like you go to the elevator and you say you like you knock on the door and you run back to the elevator so you turn you wear after you not go back to the elevator and then you say like hi when he opens the door the Ignace have you spin around the circle okay and then you just back up he says well come in and you just you back straight up through the wall and then you glitch through the wall and then now you're in outer space hey let's get all right cool let's try it see if I can get it to work land on your right foot all right so let's see so you you hope you go knock in the door turn around go to the elevator spin around 300 degrees and then we're gonna try to get him do it to to throw me up he's not gonna be able to do I have that right I can see chat again now then say melon outside like 5,000 feet away from the apartment say melon three times in the mirror some of the dating so just do a 360 and then walk away I'd see if I can get it can I get it well deuced will stay silent after this except I'm gonna you'll see what I'm gonna do it doesn't matter what the name is yeah melon is the word that stops everything okay we just posed to be Adam who cares let's try it make them both admit they cheated great to see you walk back in a while how's it going yeah yeah come on in uh let me go get grace grace did I get it I don't think I got it I don't think I got it I think I'm just stuck in the wall no I am just in the wall Matt [ __ ] up damn it yep I'm just inside the door hi how are you oh it's so nice to see you it feels like it's been forever I just can't move doors closed on him that I can ask - yeah we got abort okay Adam I think this evening is over you've got to leave bye and I think the game crashed actually no it didn't we'll be fine just go reset raise that I'm just annoying that's what did I do wrong there did you spin around once is it clockwise or counterclockwise so you knock on the door you do go back to the elevator and then you spin and then yeah well I've watched a video of two seconds ago here all right what's this guy have against melons walk into the gap between the wall and the door okay let's see if I can get it yeah this isn't pop colony unfortunately that game crashed like the server's died for that game they patched it that they patched it they patched it back in like 2006 perhaps the real Matt melon was the friends you made along the way the gap between the wall in the door like a doorway out of them alright let's try it okay so let's go this so happy you could make it we haven't seen you in so long how's it going man though well let's not just stand out here I don't think I got it uh it'll be just a sec while I go get grace grace was a weird spot here I think now I don't think I get it just watch a video that that's what the video that's what it does Lucy and tries one more time just bought colony trying to get me to come in hi how are you oh god it's been such a long time hey that's what I said I don't see by the way you look wonderful looks like you don't need to knock I don't think you just that gonna place yourself in the door so come in make yourself I guess you don't have to spin here we can let the answering machine do that okay just so you don't worry about the gallery friends it seems like they're always calling me I see where you're gonna go wrong alright so let's try this hey you've reached the fabulous home of grace and Tripp leave us a message there's a spot like right here what that that's gonna make me throw up Adam take a look at this photo I just put up all right let me take a look at this photo weeks ago I feel like I'm gonna fall off the edge Adam come here I want you to look at this I'm here can I steal stuff and just throw it I don't want to get myself back into the game world Tripp darling your obsession with that oh do you like those sculptures no should I collecting them into them you love your sculpture so much I'm not even allowed to talk can't even watch I can't leave poker buddies use those ashtrays no this is how you make everybody say anyhow Adam grace is all actuated with them these days no I'm not there's an invisible wall here I can't do anything trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon trip don't exaggerate stealing this [ __ ] you both Jesus Adam you're thinking of leaving the room again yeah I've been gone for a while do hey let's even get me yeah I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went whoa whoa whoa whoa waiting she got out here they can come out here Oh grace let's not do that okay you know I've been collecting you come and get me I'm gonna bury this into your head can I uh just keep saying it really [ __ ] really piss him off okay Adam I think this evening is over you've got to leave all right he can't move me we can put up with a lot but you know come on yeah what there is no escaping melon close the door Oh Mikey go you'll be fine you just have to go oh great okay cool I dropped it all right let's do this one more time [ __ ] knock knock last time we're just gonna be completely quiet the whole time what is not gonna talk I'm just gonna look I'm gonna literally gonna Center and hang out with you guys and then I'm prophec that's probably gonna be it for tonight because if you're just joining us in the last few minutes of the last hours so I'm currently battling a very annoying illness and it started to take over my body so I only planned on streaming for like a couple hours tonight like two or three hours so I don't I believe bought colony servers are just off go back to bought colony I feel like I have to play bought calling you another day get well soon I'm not leaving yet hey there let's try just saying absolutely nothing term is pregnant that is not that I'm not pregnant it's not possible although if I was then I would get Disneyworld like the first male pregnancy gets Disneyworld right and then how it works that's like isn't that like in Walt Disney's claws like it the first male pregnancy the first guy that doesn't gets Disneyworld it's possible I'm telling you that's that that was one of those like [ __ ] up weird rumors that's must be Brenda to end this you know I'm not making that up that's like a random weird rumor that's buried in the Internet I'm going to be standing in front of the door I'm just gonna stand there I'm gonna sit on the couch and that's it it's already been a pregnant guy only sit on couch does invite me in like a [ __ ] vampire I can't say anything I can't do anything here come on in this is my feed new couch looks really comfortable should I take the phone no I'm not taking the phone over here either it's true it's true what you thought I was making that up it's not fake I told you that that was like a stupid weird snopes.com weird rumor of urban legend thing let's kiss them both and leave okay Brandon hi how are you oh it's so nice to see you it feels like it's been forever yeah how are you doing I just asked her well I can ask her to this is just an absolute mess yep you know you're waiting for me to say something when I'm just not going to well I'm already in the door yeah then you go do that please make yourself at home okay does that mean I can use your Bastille close the door do they have they're gonna have a bathroom in their house again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have yeah hey I just realized something what tonight's a special night there's a celebration in fact it is Brenda remember it was almost exactly 10 years ago tonight that you introduced us senior year of college remember that well wouldn't even have this celebration yeah it's probably just the cleaning service all the way to Connecticut Wow I gotta do the long car here guys I'm not talking again get immersed because this is exactly what I would do in this situation god Brenda this isn't much fun for you is it what listen to us we're arguing in front of our friend grace come on that kind of statement is not helpful Tripp it's okay if we just know I'm disagreeing we're not disagreeing probably true you know ever since we got married Tripp is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture and redecorate and sure I kind of enjoy it but yeah it's great everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme but Brenda you have to look at this room and admit it looks terrible grace I mean look around this room is it's hideous grace no no don't say that you know at work I waste all day designing ads for stylish objects like these paintings you had me going there for a sec are you mess with us Oh Brenda I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside of course so like I know you don't like it but our friend might Brenda come take a look at this Brenda this is making you uncomfortable see trip was it really worth it to fly all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture crease I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed Brenda this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon Oh was that what it was huh I'm always the last to know Tripp thinks carting me off to Europe well how did you put it fall me out a little bit this is [ __ ] no you're full of [ __ ] Tommy out trip Brenda Oh Brenda yeah I can predict what you'll say you're so your goddamn parents you think better than me just because I don't come back Ron you do I know you what that's really what where did that come from you're acting crazy goddamn second honeymoon trip our whole marriage you're so controlling [ __ ] 12 year old okay you know what you're disgusting I need to ask you something I don't let me ask our guests I don't want to do it I don't want to but I think that yes or no only in a marriage shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want look don't bother answering I don't need to hear it you keep trying to tell me you love me trip that you're so romantic but I know you're hiding something from me it yeah go on get out of my face god damn it grace I was invited I can't believe this is happening and this is just good just been going man wait I got an idea I have a [ __ ] great idea guys are you ready for this so annoying grace why is it that any time I want to do something nice for you you resist it like I always have to convince you you know we you know I can't say grace never acts loving towards me yeah Brenda she's all over me at our goddamn parties you know what Brenda look around this apartment it's got everything anyone would ever how long do I stay here for it cut itself up I didn't know that was gonna be there this is gonna be great this is gonna be good need to do this one more time last time this is gonna be really really funny it's gonna be so funny load it just pretend you didn't hear that joke right the joke rate is that is off the charts I heard a tuba there at home on please please please please please tell me this is possible this is possible because that would make this really really great if it is if it isn't the no cake we just hope I hope that there is a very specific name we can use because if there isn't this is gonna be worth doing come on come on come on damn it oh that's unfortunate that's so unfortunate oh well we tried there's no Larry that's too bad Sara Barry is there an airy anything with an Arry Gary there's no Barry it's no desert Gary darydary no isn't what about Gary what the [ __ ] you talking about George George Costanza no Greg there's no Guerrieri Jarrod Jarrod Jerry Jerry Jerrod Mary Jerrod god damn it here we go yeah time to play the part Jerry subway let's let's speed this up okay here we are here you are yep okay so hey are you i just cut you up but it's alright new apartment okay at home nice couch I like it wonder Wow thank you thanks for that compliment for something big and bold big and bold house is a huge couch but now I can see seems pretty bold well it's impressive even after a full day's work designing magazine ads grace somehow finds the time to decorate wait for that phone to ring I'm sure I can return most of this and try to start over again on this room mm-hmm all right so what is the one over the phone rings let's get the phone to ring here are you an artist you think we should make arts no I said I stuff you were an artist I assumed you were an artist you're an artist Niles please yeah never afraid to push our buttons why they staring at me anyway hey Jared seeing you brings back good memories you know yes it does let me ask you something whoa I just realized something what tonight's a special night a celebration in fact when is the phone ring but why am I doing this correctly now yes what Wow what the [ __ ] are they talking about okay well you both what's what's with the blue that's what the blue sweater oh don't worry okay no stand up I'll get that phone no just - no prob at all it's no problem let me get that phone yeah this is the Johnson residence no it's not speaking please it was Robert do something wrong understand oh well I'm uh supposed to pick up the phone and somebody's old house you were clearly you were clearly 25 feet away from the phone I was trying to do you a favor no I don't owe you a favor Oh I'll try to do you a favor I was answering your phone trying to make I just wanted to answer your phone and then oh but how many times do I have to [ __ ] say this what why I thought it was a guaranteed you get [ __ ] thrown out okay I think this evening is over you've gotta leave no wait a minute no you lose dad I had to do that no I've been foisted foisted [ __ ] saved oh I was waiting for them to throw B yeah whatever it was a [ __ ] [ __ ] joke anyways to begin with it was a piece of [ __ ] joke anyways it was a [ __ ] not funny pile of trash oh well oh is a joke champ alright let's see if they let's see was bought call that game okay this game was fun I'll give I'll give you that as a fun game damage control strafe well let's see bought colony works again I accidentally deleted their servers a one second Ben Eleanor gave $50 right here thank you so much Ben for the fifty bucks go get yourself a Wisconsin six cheese pizza what the hell is of Wisconsin six cheese pizza and unfortunately the servers are still offline the server's do not work for pop colony I'm sorry to say just to make sure you understand this is not me just bullshitting you and making a lie I'm gonna make sure I show it on screen because everyone will tell me [ __ ] they'll say I don't [ __ ] believe you Jerry well hey you are I'm so sorry but uh here's but I'm gonna give you my hypothesis here I think I actually broke the game service I think I actually like [ __ ] up the service for the game because I was the only one that was playing it may be that the [ __ ] was so dusty their server well hadn't been turned on in months or potentially a year that I jolted the server back on and I fried it it's possible I I'm assuming that's what happened was what else could happen what was the name of his name of the game I was playing before this they talk about insane aquarium my game is really [ __ ] good good luck compensating them yeah I gotta compensate the the devs now but that's gonna be it guys sorry for the short stream tonight but I'm really internally not in the best possible place I could be and I did only want to stream for like a couple of hours I got worse from yesterday somehow I don't know how I did don't worry I'll be fine door but me I want to spend up my medication so don't worry be fine usually takes like a week or so I just joined [ __ ] Ustream another hour easy you were gonna donate $15,000 oh man what I [ __ ] blew it ah I have a great evening everybody way to do some bits some of them oh no there's not very many I was keeping up pretty much for the little stream but if you just we're joining for this thank you so much for watching take care of buddy see you on Tuesday and hopefully we might start a few interesting things on Tuesday if I get some Dreamcast [ __ ] that comes in we might start that or when I play true crime New York there's a lot of stuff to do there's a ton of games coming out in February here as well there's a lot of [ __ ] to do it's true streamer misses out on $15,000 it's okay shenmue oh you better believe it you better believe that were playing general you know the meme funeral I was supposed to happen i doesn't I've been just a just felt like [ __ ] the last like six straight days I haven't been really doing much at the computer I've kind of just been relaxing and dealing with my body but let's read some bits here that I missed from earlier and you got something right here spencer 4 5 5 4 4 6 9 to the $5 if he played life is strange and if not can you please beat it on streem we need a new rewind mate I actually did I beat life is strange on my own not on stream actually not that long ago that's a very very strange coincidence but I've already beat it thank you though Spencer for the five bucks appreciate it smelly boy thank you the $1 did the chat spoil Dede Elsie for you last night because if they did there's literally no reason to play it ever no Pig never just told me it takes like three hours with a game to get like worth playing and I don't I don't know if my brain has the capability to care for three hours I thought something happened in somebody somebody has to get hit by a bus and I mean so for me to play a game for more than 20 to 30 minutes the variable drops there's a lot of the percentage drops because if there's no person getting hit by a car variable every minute I dropped like 10% of my interest and eventually after about an hour no one's been hit by a car on the screen at that point I've pretty much lost all interest completely and it's unfortunate but that's just the way it they're pretty much is that very bad hat pretty much happens 10% brain power yeah I get down to like 8% brain power after two hours of lol guy gets hit by bus I mean you know I mean like lol that's so funny thank you them anyways thank you for the five dollars from Jimmy Jimmy three zero zero four nine I think I caught you earlier cousin I'm talking about the free bits thank you so much do for the five bucks ah Dan to dump thanks with $1 sorry I called you short that's alright I mean you know you're not speaking and untruth I'm just not that you know what it would the memes of debt I don't need to have to [ __ ] talk about it thank you scar low eight thousand seventeen eighty seventeen for the ninety five cents hey what's up to your mom I'm the am I the only one who knows no idea what it's game is LOL i read that fairly really strangely for some reason but thank you Skarloey I was believe that was bought colony we're playing Zef and ooh thanks for the ten bucks ZAF and ooh ten dollars you got closer than most but that is still not how you pronounce my name b-plus for effort I'll take it B plus how's it ends is it a fan do Zef it is effing do so exactly 70 Zinfandel and Samphan dude I've got it right one day Thank You erupted una for the bits well this game came out in 2005 I love it when you play new games well it was a lot of oohs last new game I played a new hasn't came out within the last six months I don't even know I can't remember but it was probably three weeks ago what was the last 2016 game Plus that I played that you've been Eleanor again for $25 Mellon is the safe word kappa thank you dude uh shadow of Mordor cuphead yeah cuphead would but the cup it was a couple months ago that was like three or four months ago I guess right spider-man to Pizza Delivery speedrun that's true thank you so much to tie X 49 for the one dollar local streamer mentions an element gets thrown up its thank you dude and reiterating again thank you to Nate 34k for his two hundred dollars two hundred bucks that's a lot of money in one go that's enough for me to buy you know the two hundred dollars is enough for me to buy I could fill up an entire movie theater with that I could just you know I could go to the movie theater on a Friday night and just the whole huge line that's there like the 200 people that aligned out outside the door I'll just be like everybody we're going to see Finding Nemo three and just you know I'm not gonna say [ __ ] about it you're going in the movie then I was gonna buy 200 tickets I'm gonna just like wave them in and we're all gonna [ __ ] laugh about it I could do that you know how many people would take you up by that offer okay how many people do you think would actually take you up on the offer if you walked into the movie because everyone goes to the movie theater with a movie in mind to see right so if you just kind of stop them from doing that but said it I'm gonna pay for you all of your food you want popcorn you want drinks and your ticket but you have to come with me into this movie we have to go see like what's a clicker what's a current like terrible [ __ ] movie that no one wants to go see let's go to let's just Rotten Tomatoes and see what's like a 12% movie that just came out okay pitch perfect 3 for instance right pitch perfect 3 just came out it's got a 31 percent on Rotten Tomatoes it's apparently a terrible [ __ ] move so I yell out there I'm like yo everybody pitch perfect 3 is on me just come stand over here and then more than 10 people gonna come stand there I I don't think so and by the way yet when was their pitch perfect - I don't know yeah it's free yeah but you went to the movie theater to go see the last Jedi and you know what I'd be doing you a favor yeah you went to go see the last Jedi come see pitch perfect free I got your ticket for free I'm doing you a [ __ ] goddamn favor he got him object like I'm just kidding the Star Wars the last the last among us whatever it is Star Wars what was the Star Wars the wolf among us the last Jedi was an alright movie with a bunch of tough [ __ ] movie sucks but it was good it was a good enough movie to watch it was a movie you know there are actors in that movie it was a it was a it was a film Cowboys the last among us yeah that's what it was no I kid I oh I'm kidding around obviously if you liked the last Jedi I'm so happy you did I thought it was palpable is that the right word palpable you see if I'm making sure that's correct you know the last Jedi was able to be touched or felt you know his was so intense as to seem almost tangible invisible it was a vent it was palpable it was invisible movie it was noticeable it's pretty palpable it was about 14 it was a Palpatine movie god I've lost my [ __ ] blood that was not the right word but he know it still actually makes sense but yeah if you liked it I'm glad you did I enjoyed my time in the movie it was pretty palpable Palpatine moving on ENT King thanks and king banks with one dollar divorce probably coming soon there Ben thanks again for the $25 milk money I'm gonna pay for my milk for the remainder of my life guys if all the money you give me is milk money then I've I'm able to purchase milk forever until again and my kids can buy milk forever and their kids could purchase bill forever for free because dear old granddad got like sixty billion dollars worth of milk money from Ben L nor I have to rekt a statue of you in my backyard Thank You Ben so much though renegade 18:37 thanks for the 10 bucks I bought bit so I could tell you to say melons to them no you got your money's worth because I said it like nine times thank you so much for negate also thank you to PA 345 for the $1 I'm gonna play another baby role play that was a quote from me yeah I'm gonna pretend to be a baby to that okay you know I have no defensible statement for that what you saying is what I add that's what I actually said I can't defend it I was pretending to be a baby on screen yes triple ninja thanks for the $1 okay German next round only quote Jeremy jokes you know the ones kaboosh thanks for the two bucks get well soon man don't overdo it I haven't been I've been ticketed pretty pretty easily it's not like I'm forcing myself to do anything right now I had a lot of fun tonight it's actually was a I was not feeling great but something about streaming when I sit down and actually start streaming if I feel like [ __ ] I actually start to feel better because I'm sitting here like that was having fun and usually I'm just lying down like staring at the ceiling like life sucks cuz my stomach and intestines are not happy but yeah I'm very much enjoying myself with all of you thank you Yves thank you F's for your five dollars hey German hope you're feeling all right man also for some reason my twitch prime free sub isn't working so I might not be able to sub this month please don't hurt me I love you you've contributed a lot to this stream mr. Heath's don't worry about that if you can't sub if you lose yourself you don't don't have to don't apologize to me I do not accept apologies from people that say they're sorry they can't pay me money apology not accepted but I do appreciate it nonetheless thank you so much Ben you're great don't hurt him I'm not gonna hurt anybody backbiter thanks for the fifty cents for the next stream you should look up a game called Megaton rainfall I've heard that a bunch of times already I just reminded you to store some resub with switch Prime Thank You backbiter bang 99 as well for the bits that was a solid seven out of ten Brendan thank you mostly lost thanks for the five bucks this is the stupidest german stream i've ever watched that's saying a lot I thought I had I had fun right I was like that's fun for me was just sitting there and like totally playing burp sound effects that was so fun for me insane aquarium dev was contacted by somebody in chat the dev wants you to play their new game I would love that I would love to do that all of those old George fan games that he made were [ __ ] awesome but I had the utmost confidence that anything that he releases is going to be a carefully crafted passionate very very interesting fun project so I'm going to play that game the second and launches I'm going to stream that game the second it launches so that that is am I gonna play it yes absolutely George George fan is the guy that made insane aquarium he also I think he worked a lot on plants per song did he make plants vs. zombies are the key he's like one of the guys that was responsible for it right yes definitely Ben thanks again for the 50 bucks 20 minutes ago or so thank you dude never the wisconsin' cheese pizza why is it Wisconsin six cheese pizza 50 [ __ ] dollars seems very expensive and thank you for the 50 bucks ninja doc thanks for the $1 plus 2 thanks man kilduff thanks for the $1 what a time to join the stream thanks tekmoto so thanks to the one buck I left so incredibly hard tonight thanks Gemma I couldn't believe you haven't played or heard of facade before and watching you play was everything I wanted I'm glad you feel that way thank you I'm happy that you feel that way GUP snatch thanks for the 50 cents god dammit you're so tall thank you I try and I try to be tall tall back thanks to the five bucks will you be streaming in your 60s no no I will not be streaming in my 60s there's gonna be a new program that comes out where I just sit in your living room you know I press a button i hook myself up to a bunch of wires and I'm just gonna be standing in your living room just walking around I'm not gonna be streaming on Twitch I'm gonna be I'm gonna be live hologram I self into E into your rump but that's it no that doesn't sound right I'm gonna be live broadcasting myself that you opened in a tab in your living room a holographic stream thank you no and wrapping it up here only three more and free to thank you the $1 I drink copious amounts of milk like at least a liter a day I'm an animal can you give me some of your milk funds don't drink that much milk milk actually ain't that great for you if you have too much of it Dairy is Jerry's not really that great it's good and it's very necessary but you don't want to be like slamming milk then I've heard the story about my brother's friend you know when you're really young and you want to have a lemonade stand maybe I've told you this before so he wanted to do instead of a lemonade stand he really loved milk so he's like whoa lemonade so it's kind of cool what are we doing milk stand it's like no no 689 degrees off right now you might have a milk stand no one's gonna come pull over on the side of the road and drink like lukewarm milk out of a glass no yeah I was disgusting we could we never talked to that [ __ ] loser ever again now he's actually like a really really like great guy and like a wonderful person so like I'm just kidding more claim thanks to the $1 sometimes I feel sick of life to what Ustream helps I was speaking more of a physical annoyance and physical pain than if you are - then yeah it's not fun but day by day anything you can do keep yourself happy keep yourself focused on the big picture none of the small pictures [ __ ] you know big picture anything you're feeling down but you feel like [ __ ] big picture don't sweat the small stuff you the small [ __ ] out of here the reason why I why I nickels and dimes is small they don't worth that much you looking for the Benjamin the big money big picture Benjamin Franklin but yeah it can be annoying sometimes and if I can be somebody that you helps you with this [ __ ] then [ __ ] ya I'm hope you feel better truly what about all my bald coins not about that money money is replaceable you get money you get you get money you love money you could go get money for free like I said I've never used an ATM before but like people just walk up to that thing and they press a few buttons and money comes out it's got to be real easy I've never tried it but use a machine you walk up to and you press a few buttons and these people walk away with hundreds of dollars like money is not that important and so you can just get it that's stealing no it's not they have these things called buzz and somebody linked it to me one time so it's with a BA like bonk bonk II count I mean I'll type it up for you like it's like bonk I count something like that bunky whatever it was I don't know what that means thank you also to kill Duff with one doll is so hard to catch you streaming here in Ireland only to get to watch like 1 a.m. or so I'm sorry to hear that I do want to start doing more EU [ __ ] the EU friendly but I'm just at my highest energy levels been at my most comfortable around 6 7 8 o'clock at night Eastern but I will try to do some more weekend type streams where I stream much earlier in the day and wrap it up and try to and treati thanks for the $1 don't [ __ ] tell me what to do damn cheese I won't but thank you for the $1 appreciate and with that everybody thank you so much for watching we're gonna do a lot of interesting stuff next week and by that point I would have been on this medication for about a week and I should be perfectly fine don't worry about me I'm gonna be fine have a fantastic rest of your weekend relax of a good time be safe you know don't do anything stupid take a load off eat some good food and good night everybody see you soon

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

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Length: 112min 58sec (6778 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 20 2018