Jerma Streams - TV Superstars

okay I'm going to edit this is TV superstars it actually is on Twitch whoa that's actually pretty surprising all right let's go it's over well sorry about that that was [ __ ] I did not know that was gonna happen press X on the controller calibrate the PlayStation Move controllers each motion okay I need motion controllers [ __ ] tell me that game but I needed one other motion controller [ __ ] that is it's like over here [ __ ] PlayStation Move get them both you [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is my other move controller hold on is it good you well we're gonna play the voice because I I can't I have no idea what my second PlayStation Move controller is I've noticed inga cool in the [ __ ] world so we're gonna play the voice I need both move controllers and the other one is just [ __ ] gone I don't need to what are you talking about what why does this AI need to have to what the [ __ ] god damn it I didn't even need to oh I didn't even need to I didn't need to so angry right now I didn't [ __ ] need to calibrate them calibrate them here's all [ __ ] up I'm gonna be a TV superstar without good hair God by the way I apologize in advance I cannot I'm not like I can't see bits ourselves or anything like that so at the end of the stream we'll catch up anyways this is this is this is a good I can't sound again I mean like I give a [ __ ] you think I give a [ __ ] in TV superstars is you and your friends in the game work together through incredible TV shows Allah Jesus Christ and become famous wise from assembling these images oh man oh man [Applause] [Music] okay I'm ready it steals your soul yeah so I feel like record stuff and I have to take like pictures of my face and we go hello and welcome to TV superstars I'm amber Bell and I'm here to get you started on your way to TV select your TV superstars contestant if this is your first time you can create a brand new condenser I wanna by selecting the new option that's always doll person okay here we go to make myself okay create new a new face welcome to the TV superstars Network okay first let's get your name Jeremiah okay we just need a few more vital statistics I'm very very pear it's now if you could just sign right there audition time we're going to take some photos of you to see how you look on camera okay wait first we'll take a natural pose line up your face like this red lights on press the move button to take a photo okay GUP hair from face and eyes keep your head as still as you can remove glasses if there's too much glare make sure lighting is even okay here's how your contestant will look in game don't worry you'll be able to style your hair and everything else later here's how your contestant will look in game don't worry you'll be able to style your hair and everything else later if you're happy here's how your contestant will look in game don't worry gee this one which one the first one second one the third one let's try to like move a little when it turns red here's how your contestant will look in game and everything else later select keep if you're happy here's how your contestant will look in game don't worry you'll be able to style your hair and everything else later if you're happy wait one more here's how your contestant will look in game I can't stop it I'm sorry everything else later if you're happy keep it smile what no [ __ ] I'm gonna go back go back [ __ ] I suppose these different emotions I didn't know that go back go back what a handsome smile do you want to use it okay oh that's scary do you want to keep it yeah that's fine restart the game you can even change your face shape this person is terrified it's hair styling time we've got some great styles to say thank God I already hate this game just like I'm going like bald so ideal facial hair okay I don't have facial hair this is what I look like for real okay so choose a hair color I'm like I'm a blonde like that that's good do you want to change your outfit color yeah yes I want to be [ __ ] hello I like Lois my favorite color now it's time to record your TV catchphrase this will be used to introduce you to your adoring public after the countdown just shout out whatever you like like this amber Bell rocks life is pain I hate my life is hey that's great do you want to keep it ladies and gentlemen time to meet our newest contestant on TV superstars [Applause] I don't hate I don't like this this is too real for me okay so let this show we've got a range of amazing shows for you to take part in play through each show to rack up points and become a celebrity this is what I'm gonna be like when I'm done with twitch in YouTube that's to reel in our each player becomes famous by earning Fame points fame points are earned by playing TV shows and beating your previous score fame points allow players to go from Z to a by becoming famous players will unlock new games and features beat your rivals to the top and be a superstar okay what show rock star let's get physical' big eat kitchen or di biggie kitchen pancake episode [Music] big beat kitchen please load that whole sequence to load a new key [Music] with a cooking show our real faces are actually freaking me out we hit a sizzle flipping grind and find out there's a brand new cooking superstar so let's see who's hot with the power serve big chili key with some old hey y'all gonna be cooking against the clock so we start using sat up everybody loves a pancake let me break it down a bit a bit of milk and flour you get me this egg is gonna crack under pressure relief what you want to risk it yeah I know it's too much too much information whoa this is not a tutorial what what is this banana chocolates what what get some real light make as many as you can [Music] I don't know how to make you better keep in time you score points when you cream that's if you stay in tune what is going on rap cooking perform gestures by moving the motion controller in time to be wait for Big Chill et to sing and the copy him sing as loud as you can hey fuzz no time to clap hey this no way in time here we go hate this argue damn hey wait up are you yeah right now stop get out hit stop it I hate I'm gonna [ __ ] scream I hate and let's get cracking eggs text record it [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] no it's not this [ __ ] again show improve with this pink pancakes prove with this pancake flip the script you'll be great life is pain you're dead my free get a grip [ __ ] my butt I'm why am i caring grab paint and start to flip yes grab the pan and flip it my friend [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] yeah you gotta go in on with your or whatever I'll take the 4,000 points [Music] that's a fresh trip unlike on that pond let's do the DK rap instead I've chilly oh yeah you brought it up big-time superstar wait what's on her face Yoko don't you screw on my face no more please we have to see one more wait to see what I like we're buying this game doesn't get to see one of the other things my signature Oh [Music] make sense now we're all gonna chill a bit chilly this show was sponsored by TV superstars magazine you wouldn't take another photo I would be upset with that photo if I was on the cover look at the guy the top left that's like a developer take your fame inside the pages the TV superstar magazine select a magazine option I can turn this off by the way this is him making the real 1000° I can see the other superstars apparently make I only made 2 pancakes you know how hard that was congratulations because of your rising celebrity you've been offered the opportunity to star in your very own TV commercials nice select the show from the options ok having my own TV commercial audition for a TV commercial increase my fame by endorsing products ok so I meant to put the B this back on so let's do it's this good sell a product settling up yep all righty of TV commercial it's this - well let's immediately do a commercial like I was I was a special guest I was a guest on one show and I'm doing a [ __ ] had immediately [Music] but so I'm like someone at the Taco Bell right now what supera television acting agency I can imagine like the amount of like like young children acting agency with me i'm viviane Katzenberg and I call the shots these studios where I make or break celebrities I was 12 so let's hope your class act time is money honey let's go celebrate which contract do you want boy look sheriff what category Z the toilet sheriff I don't wanna do the toilet sheriff you know who I am I'm German 9 8 5 I don't I don't this is drivel to me fine it's a paycheck whatever [Music] most curtains and blinds are sort of lighting is uniform try to calibrate at least one meter yeah yeah yeah make sure your most Pro in charge okay okay we're shooting you on greens green backgrounds added later so use your imagination in a word act let me take you through we're in the Wild West jurors everywhere you come in take them down Chop Shop like a gunslinger but then it's the slogan that word throat beat the high score of winter commercial that's the on screen Jeff doesn't stay in time press the team when prompted to go to voiceover when the audio cue is rolling keep an eye on the car ohmmeter okay positions everybody get ready for action right this time okay cowboy you have an itchy trigger finger slowly you reach across to your holster going to spray the camera [Music] okay spray to the left top right swing to the left got it come out these boys are mean let's see that killer stares my one see my line line somebody get the slogan ready please toilet sheriff it's high noon for gamers get germs hey beat him okay beat the tops go to see your advertisement in a car so I went [Music] I went darling superb performance more commercials coming soon to a TV near you we have to do one more to see the commercial oh hi PlayStation camera why it's my camera like falling down what the [ __ ] that's it everybody I'm out of here some of us have awards to accept Sookie red dress please for the red carpet we have to do one more swimsuit for the sheriff it's high noon for gamers catcher's didn't know it's gonna happen right there that was awful like signature I want that [ __ ] builder I want that billboard outside my house did one commercial I made two pancakes and did one toilet brush commercial and I'm on a [ __ ] billboard in Las Vegas that's all it takes boys and girls that's all it takes to be famous it's real easy okay look rock star or DIY raw I mean does it we gotta at least try a coupla come on we got to get this a little bit of a chance try it Paris I don't know what this is we go to Paris [Music] [ __ ] loser sits by himself hey hey Bonjour darling here we are backstage at Paddy's to move on to remove clothes and throw them in the pin like a stripper what changes oh my god 47 seconds put these on special shut up the audience may love it wanna be Chow and the welcome to our makeover studio make you look even more beautiful okay why does he do this every time and to apply makeup be sure to remember this cutting-edge look oh no I gotta put your makeup on hair mousse be quick I'll be careful I'll be a beautiful okay we got a minute here superstar here it's nothing just needs a good shake okay that's all it takes that like nice hair alright what was it we're gonna have like up here right oh [ __ ] I didn't it was like orange up here it looks like his Hinkins bunch of [ __ ] Oreos and then that was powder right here just get that excess off you sure that's your couldn't even the smallest mistakes are fatal at this stage [Music] tricky murder on my forehead light shining the fashion words are waiting let's show them more what we can do you are terrible are you ready to meet a fabulous there we go that's a picture of the urine camera view mothers are shining with me record something else sixteen did I take my makeup off it was too bad why can't have the court to three so it's not the same one every time [Applause] told you guys we're gonna nail this Jim Carrey [Applause] I'm afraid this models going out of fashion shut up poby I can't do this this is the [ __ ] ultimate Soria Oh [Music] real like wet food [Music] where's my makeup job embarrassed and you guys it's in a fashion show with one person spit on the stage and [ __ ] danced attendance never what is this insane thing for perpetuating to our young generation of [ __ ] crazy people thank you to wait not all about you [Music] this is Janice too [Applause] [Applause] I'm so happy about this all right I think what I think it's time to move [Music] should we even see the other couple of ones to do is it worth it hi and a you've been a fashion join us next time for another fabulous episode of die what's the de chillon was sponsored by TV superstars magazine I thought it's gonna play right there all right we gotta do one more [Music] boy the sheriff gets high noon for gamers get rumors uh well I don't think I see a commercial again twice in a row you gonna do us like that howdy gamers all right we got DIY draw and let's get physical there's a DIY draw go let's get physical which about which one we going out on can do what you can do a new commercial new commercial [Music] an abortion a new rod we'll see where we're at i'm viviane Katzenberg and I call the shots this students where I make all drink celebrities so let's hope you're a class act time is money honey let's go sell a product so which commercial are we recording today I'm doing pong deodorant yep okay you smell you smell nice beer drinking you smell your sad everybody hates you I love it okay you're doing great let's see the product ready to catch the can and again whatever time I want some action shots to spray you need to hold the T button you while you make your everybody's right hold it down very nice the guy in the [ __ ] train the guy in the subway that everybody hates to be around you just pray the whole can on yourself knowing that once first is all you need you don't need to hold the [ __ ] button down and you close let's record your dialogue just read the autocue sweetie don't buy this product it's a [ __ ] scam now you smell great you look great you feel great nice [Music] the reverse set up on the scene with celebrity that's all I need to be but I failed it's not gonna show it he's serious I failed the commercial well I met locked-in burrito I guess I open up the tacos that's cool I didn't do well enough well that's unfortunate everyone I nailed that commercial that time test hey you guys remember you guys remember when I made that rat burger video well that was I loved that video after that video I nailed that video wow you're cooking up a storm you've unlocked another recipe in big beat kitchen no we're not doing that again what a piece of crap I am like burning up in here by the way all right with DIY bra was the one that everyone said we're gonna do whack [Music] [Music] life is merely inside the newlywed Farquhar Dickson's pipe liars with busy lives inside please I'm gonna be rapping on this show I was waiting damnit never mind I've made a start in here clearing off the old plaster well easy easy easy she just reversed broke that job done the other walls are down to you and mind you don't break anything okay what is this accent got demon oh it shows up ah [ __ ] come on come on I wanted to be like right here when this came up and I thought who's gonna cook Weyer that's why I was excited it was gonna be like this we're done with this by the way any more gimmicks we saw the gimmick and now the gimmick is over we're done let's clear that going to love you I was like sneezing okay be very careful with that brickwork good I love to see people hard at work [Music] mind that section you'll go right through be careful not to fire all their tape plaster down you use vinegar and a spray bar are you doing that some water fight you don't use a sledgehammer wall needs clearing that's right nice and strong no people hard at work they make sure you go to Home Depot you can buy like plaster acid on there the melt off oh you'll make a hole good enough the piece now times nearly up Tim yeah oh don't give me a new wall well that was hardly a promising start oh my god I killed it now we're gonna paint I couldn't even reach a modern sheet returnable it's a masterpiece as for the rest Do It Yourself Oh DIY draw unnecessary close the curtains troubleshoot far wall Farquhar and shrek get slopping that painter with his bark was post [Music] oh [ __ ] so he hey I don't understand pasa we keep it up why would you paint your a house like urine yellow I don't understand this honey what Cody wasn't walls to be oh look like we [ __ ] pissed all over the walls I'm assuming this is what I need to do right this is correct right [Music] okay I'm okay with this job no pages tape this is doing freehand drunk yeah good good idea just go Greg look it's a bear [ __ ] expensive ass paint what a great job all right three two one and do that reliably see how our team is to scoring okay this is where the fridge is going so we need to leave some good solid floorboards here's how simple is that it's all yours got ya take this what are you doing Saul the plagues of the saw and by my still playing this game here we go the quicker you start the sooner it's done stupid thing I am risking my neck on sewing strength a skilled carpenter at work three more and you're done three you are three more I don't want to do one more just like gyrated put the strap on and the strap is on residual skin it's not this hard to do this in real life oh my lord let's get that fridge into place you better just hope that holds DIY like DIY house guys million dollars over to you to finish the design okay design okay alright let's see this design let's finish it sounds good I can't wait okay we're ruining these these this person's husband hold the T button straight use the spray can to paint straight off the stencil work as fast as possible you got it great design a fill in the color best chooses what do you think where do you think the PlayStation Move is when you think this is and obviously are you taking it come on you've used up half of your time what I'm not doing is incorrect halfway there I'd say how do we recalibrate recalibrate calibrate please thank you point this down this is way too high this [ __ ] is like there we go Jesus Christ okay let's go thank you thanks for having no time at it okay job finishing touch his no please that's okay that's a kickball a college time I dunno I'm impressed just finish it up now [Music] what is that I don't know [Music] it's a rat no that's a please we move [ __ ] to grab tiles from the stack room rotate the controller to orient the tiles tiles we move button right we need those tiles up on the wall don't know where this is supposed to go don't just stick them anywhere I don't even know what this image is supposed to be let alone what position it's supposed to be because I know this is a toenail that was just a monsters toenail like a kangaroo foot anywhere anywhere well I'm glad I'm not moving in here yes hopefully it's a big reveal oh look at those scores God why would you look like an art piece on the wall and tile wasn't like [ __ ] $30,000 high key the owners will be back any moment now so just time for the finishing touches the all-important furnishings place these items with style and if you're desperate they move and hide any little slip ups you have made along the way okay they have expensive tastes everyone's taste but these guys will love it here I may like it get it done [ __ ] you I would live here welcome to your new apartment guys what do you think that is look got it by creeping up behind her she's chasing here have you run around like Betty hill what was that for we have to do the last one you know Davina it's like dude we can't just not do the last one what did I do in a past life to deserve this another DIY role look at this hey they threw that I didn't I didn't even I didn't even put that picture up they threw that out the window my show was sponsored by TV superstars magazine it's a party apartment yeah after the party's over a party rock stars came in there and like did a bunch of coke and broke the place whatever new ads there are no ads me how come I didn't get to do that that's on me that's [ __ ] that supposed to be me somebody else did that better than I did I didn't even get to do that commercial where was my where's my [ __ ] agent during that whole thing disappointment disappointment let's let's get it on let's get a commercial I want to get out of nail a commercial we have to get a better commercial before we do the next one finish on the next one welcome to the super television come on name a product in studios all set on a brand new campaign runner could be perfect morning Thunder this is I gotta get 4650 babies right okay we're shooting you on green-screen whose backgrounds added later so use your imagination in a word act let's set the scene here look at your old beat-up car it sucks so get ready and wax on wax off wax up okay I know I'm a professional right sick you think it's my first rodeo in the acting business today it's the 60 we're swinging that's it and to the car give me the guy wanted to shine right it's your machine soon get sponging love that sponge this is what they did for fun in the 60s you know great this space is so scary my ass oh let's really work straight up down gameplay right here yours harder than Dark Souls 3 no grease ok [Music] nearly there can we get the autocue running try thunder for a clean machine you [ __ ] wanker [ __ ] off here I just I'm sorry I just screamed and everybody's here now so sorry let's see that wonder wax superstar I'm so sorry I I gotta scream up there I'm so sorry [Music] I'm so sorry and I lose no I'll do it again why did I scream into this microphone like it's up here I'm so sorry what I'm sighs I'm so so sorry sorry getting a commercial to air hello L yell joke I know I'm like that's not even funny that give us that wasn't even worth doing we don't feel that no no but we're doing the toothpaste commercial and I'm gonna go get it I gotta get it I can do it good I'm gonna break my PlayStation Eye microphone we have to get it let's get physical' reloaded I have to get this right [Music] come on name a product studios all set how many let's do one two I can do it come on let's do it right I got excited I'm gonna make sure it picks me up okay we're shooting you on greens great backgrounds that day this is TV superstar brushing your teeth brush brush garages [ __ ] and now we're doing this this is it we're gonna get this I promise right strollers at the sink and take a look at those beautiful teeth leaned into the mirror sweetie you have to hold the trigger to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube ready now give it a squeeze great faster now I want lots of angles for this shot yes well my fault now this is an award-winning shot stay roll your happy-go-lucky alright let's take that right stroll over to the sink and take a look at those beautiful teeth lean into the mirror sweetie you have to hold the trigger to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube ready now give it a squeeze wait faster now I want lots of angles for this shot using that one my fault now this is an award we roll your happy-go-lucky cute and you love to brush your teeth yes a nice thorough clean great acting okay you're thinking about your dentist now who's hot but the dental fees make you spit keep it up sweetie another rinse beat it I win okay gotta get right let's record your dialogue nice and energetic but stick to the script brush your teeth if you want not go to [ __ ] jail kids Wow these last shots or a guaranteed hit that toothpaste rocks now strum your guitar clean your star a brush with Fame I win because it will be actually the boxes commercial stick to the script that will get me to off script I beat it darling that product now look out for the finished commercial on TV okay let's watch the commercial let's see we're done here wrap it up people don't you have homes to go to sue gets me every time I code in Chihuahua I mustn't miss that flight [Music] let's see it [Music] brush your teeth if you want not go to [ __ ] jail kids nice I'm sorry missed my funny scream into the microphone joke that I did like [ __ ] ten minutes ago you're an international fashion superstar I win you've unlocked another vacation in frog stir keep playing the game you want me to beat the game you want me to be the only person that's ever completed this game is beyond scream funny beat all the commercials oh my lord okay let's get physical gotta see them all right let's get physical but before we do this I need to get another drink so give me a second I'm still interested be right back I need another drink you know let's take a little break so gonna drink you why is it game playing itself gif shouldn't be playing yourself [Music] I got more foam on my walls the chuck-e-cheese well I mean that's to make it so this room doesn't echo when I talk this MXC I mean what a great game that was it's a swap machine it's a human slot machine Martin come on let's cats fans Iike some action can you I don't know can't wait okay Oh [Applause] Daisy so Daisy oops amazing today [Applause] why does every show only have one contestant that's me [Applause] my drink it down ease down each side a great [ __ ] you like alcoholic beverages and you like cider it's it's the best one thank you I bet let me lean in yeah is the cranberry blend good [ __ ] if you like hard cider it's probably one of the best ones I look I don't know why I need to do this every time like I have to do this every single time but can you just it's right there it's still clearly in view and that was like over exposing me yeah exposing me get your avatar under performing the running motion with the motion control and run over as many people as you can to score points move press the button and jump on the giant fist don't keep running okay I don't think I got any of that once with a Mickey Mouse [ __ ] and no let's do it again do it again jump jump Lord it's not calibrated right no catching your breath on this show that's the rule come on people what's all know what it's more I love that that voice line makes it seem like I'm like a forced participant airheads funny the only contestant on the show is winning yeah I can't lose there's no losing well that's dangerous that doesn't look dangerous at all don't worry okay let's we're gonna aim into the windows this is how you die on camera do it click the top of the board go for the giraffes [ __ ] turkeyneck perfect ten percent what was perfect ten percent but I don't understand what's happening here wait my house was it drill my head into this 100% okay [Music] [Music] this is like fun that's not 10% dog [ __ ] that was perfect [Applause] without the music that's for sale that is clearly not 50% that's like 95% Jemma clones are we gonna kill [Music] [Applause] [Applause] yes but you're supposed to play this game with like four people in your living room airheads time to defeat them robots talk to me getting too close to you boss this is your last call for flight number zero - awesome see up there you see me picking my nose got a livestream failure [Music] okay-y durog is a [ __ ] game right in the [ __ ] head hundred percent I win awesome play but have you done enough for Sam without the only one here I'm like just some sicko that is on his own game show and of course I'm gonna win I talked about that is it something about that tickles me so you know content unlocked I got curry and I'm the pair of sneakers I like it this show was sponsored by TV superstars magazine look here we go commercial and I put myself on the cover of my own magazine what a megalomaniac sicko I'm the only contestant I get to be on the front page of every magazine I own all the companies of course it's gonna be me this isn't even me skip this [ __ ] dumb commercial not even me was my commercial um pretension yeah okay good good job your job lady Wow you're cooking up a storm you've unlocked another recipe in big beat kitchen I'm not doing that again kill all the other ax person just living this dystopian future we're all actors are like killing each other and I gotta be the only one left so I could be in every commercial all right the only thing we haven't done is let's get physical' reloaded if any more commercials have a beat [Music] welcome to the super television acting agency I'm Vivian Katzenberg I know who you which contract do you want high wire exhaustive studio time all right we're gonna do some shoes here got to be a but you got to be a beat comedian this gotta be a [ __ ] beat possible meeting we're shooting you on green screen background go you're in a high-tech sports training facility you dream of being a soccer superstar press team a COC I know how to do it I'm pretty experienced at this point I think it's a secret football training lab you're going to show them some crazy skills that you're tricky with the ball playing a baseball game we're going shut up all right I gotta be after show them like a newbie skills you're tricky with the ball you're the hero [Music] something crazy crazy going crazy I'm clearly matching this line please doesn't matter six shots it's the state of mind I give up I'm never gonna try to be an actor ever again [ __ ] this whole thing when they see these last shots you're a hero you're flying into the air you are unstoppable you're a soccer superstar that's a wrap people skip it I never stop I know yeah I know I know I know do it again I have to do that one didn't hunt care about the voice line no you could say whatever you want I have to win we need more commercials available for me why would anyone make an ad for soccer in general just like soccer or football no it's for the shoes I think I lose my billboard no I'm still there I'm still over there with my creepy magician billboard if I get it and I get to the [ __ ] end you're an engine superstar I got a joke for you [ __ ] if I can get to the end of a record a voice line I don't worry I got something for you do it again get it right this time come on it's just so finicky welcome to the come on naima products studios all set I know you're a perfectionist we're dipping around what kicking around I'm trying as hard as I can here but it's a secret football training lab you're going to show them some crazy skills you're tricky with the ball you're the super athlete you're the hero come on now you're really going for it this ball is under order something crazy and instruments are going crazy let's try something really unbelievable [Music] this doesn't make any sense nothing about this makes sense and it's either too fast too slow it don't kick shots it's a state of mind you're a soccer superstar that's a wrap people [Music] well going back to the toothpaste I'm not even wearing the Xuan's ah the Xuan's no no I have to get one more commercial one have to stop being bad no I don't think you understand it don't matter how I do this it's just like it's like a random number generator if it's gonna work it's not about being bad okay I think you remember when I [ __ ] did that one thing remember that remember my [ __ ] tf2 video with the Battle of the brainless BOTS but when I did that like seven years ago I remember that one oh god what's happening do you think is the next game there's a lot of next games but I'm not sure if we're gonna play tonight I have to get one more commercial have to I'm gonna go when they were the easy ones I still have a shitload of PlayStation 3 games to welcome to the super television have that game easy come on name a product scoops Dossett if you've already started we didn't beat this one pong do know you lost this [Music] then a PlayStation Move seemed like you guys have been here the whole stream right like somebody's been - the whole time why is it that sometimes it just it just don't work nothing has changed okay we're shooting you okay use let's go don't [ __ ] it up but light in the room has been the same since we started here's your motivation you smell you're sad too slow I hate what the [ __ ] I'm going so fast wait let's see the product ready to catch the can and again I want some action shots to spray you need to hold the T button you while you make your moves that's right hold it down [Music] very nice yeah [Music] yeah yeah spray overkill in this one absolutely you truly stink now let's record your dialogue just read the auto sweetie they're holding me hostage and making me film these commercials open up now you smell great you feel great watch it [Music] concentrate too hard well I lost like a secret code what was that darling performance commercials coming soon to a TV near you whoreson it I'm cheating am i cheating of language hey that's a scary game that's scared the [ __ ] out of me I thought that was the commercial then I was like I didn't do that high jump scared myself the phone commerce in here don't you have homes to go to Sookie bring my coat in Chihuahua let's see I wasn't as funny as I thought it was gonna be okay guess if you were like the editor why would you put that in why would that be the final thing you put it but I think they that's the finished product of commercial why wouldn't you just make me say something else oh yeah you've ruined it with the end and needed to be more concise well though they like they were like shut me up I got like punched that was like in the chair tied up they were like you [ __ ] say that like like you just make a you talk dance am I on my a list yet am I like a list on twitch TV yet I don't know how do you get to be like an a-list on twitch TV what we need to do more [ __ ] commercials this is let's get physical' reloaded let's try to get a list [Music] Jeremiah is an a-list streamer with a laughing emo hey come on with 3,000 disappointed people come on what well people you've come to the right place we gotta get a list so let's see who's gonna be pulling the fun trigger - not getting to a list reamer I don't how to do that I know how to do that you just like shut up I'm sick of hearing that now I don't want to hear that anymore how do we turn that off I'd say and I lost my train of thought forget it [Applause] star strike okay knock him down guns guns shoot for the stars target 15 people what don't hit your teammates fast hero action good give it a list hey I'm starting to stop playing the game don't do it duping the Stars twenty people this time I got it I was pretty good the wait wait wait why it just [ __ ] me up uh I can't come on don't shoot yourself [Music] it's out right um you know what I'm okay with being a bee streamer I don't get I don't get like 20,000 concurrent viewers that's okay I can be a baby - streamer I'm okay with that don't have to make it a list don't have to be a list continue - loser come on okay with this next challenge we're gonna need some help from a buddy of mine hey bu only person here funny robot this here is robot Renoir and shoot this guy slot machine $2,000 thank you but you gotta keep listing - I was such a deer in headlights it pickle leaning in like I need like glasses oh [ __ ] [Music] fine saying oh [ __ ] man you're getting [Applause] actually be hard I can't even see that I need glasses so bad color change its gonna yellow snug the trunk why is there a [ __ ] big fat plump what what are you talking about get Holloway I'm concentrating so hard I'm so angry at that I've actually entered [Music] they're really good like sixth-grader no not even [Music] [Music] it's gotta be right they win well done guys tough contest but what a show only contestant only winner let's hear it for our champion know what you know there he is the only guy oh we're a list no I mean that's a two-time champion first place and last place give it a list there it is come on a list 5,000 points to unlock a list join us next time and get reloaded this shot over but the action never read I don't care about the commercial this show was sponsored by TV superstars magazine their hands great paintball control [Music] so something injured well I'll talk about in a minute after this brilliant commercial for a product who knows what the products gonna be could be anything Oh hurry up we're all waiting no commercial what somebody gave a bunch of money to where's the commercial [ __ ] why I still in this game all right there's a lot of bits that were given I'm gonna have to go over at them at the end of the stream but 50 bucks from land blam 666 they just put a heart thank you for the $50 dude we'll get to the rest of them after the stream is over we're not were probably gonna add it pretty soon here I need to get to a list and then we're good up the stream so probably gonna be a cooler than ended there but thank you for the $50 dude blam blam 666 pretentious freemar cries because he's not featured in every commercial let's go to the magazine now we even looked at this one hey guys you guys gonna turn your adblock off so you can see the commercials be right now big chili Jeremiah is all the gossip okay rock star best moment was on in a commercial my favorite show is commercials my least favorite shows let's get physical even though I've won it twice I have any celebrity partners Paris cranny all right we might have to go back to the f1 3000 look at these see list celebrities get out of here so much better than you god I god I am just so much better did you understand like a new thing you can't even like me the same nobody could even be in the same room as me you don't understand and not only do I have one Oscar I got two two Oscars and they're huge for my performances biggest Oscars they've ever made it in [ __ ] the history of the MPAA chew on that one for a minute [Music] she will not I think we're gonna phone commercial right list going through his head already which contract do you want look at me Jeremiah Jeremiah typically but we're using your last deck and now at one 3,000 you got it let's nail this okay we're shooting you there's a robot attacking the city Oh perfectly there's not that I'm an a-list you know nothing I'm just barely a list now I sell out and I do the commercial the way to ennoble jokes you know [ __ ] the jokes it's all the money now as an a-list celebrity robot attack back away back away good the robots truck get to claw your dog for your life he's really close now Duncan Dortch it's hard this one's too hard okay now it's time to fight back [Music] you're not letting that robot get away with this hi time to dial his number and I actually okay let's try to press 302 9 [ __ ] off I was trying to make it press 302 9 ok you're in the part ignore the spaceship robot attack back away your dog for your life he's really close now Duncan George whenever you have to push things the PlayStation Move looking Barry this like we came along and like Sony was like oh [ __ ] we got to do something like that they're like the kids don't like what the [ __ ] grand mothers and children like us this piece of garbage I refused act people will beg to buy when they see these last shots refused [Music] it's five [ __ ] thousand fine [Music] moments there even if you fail you tried we gotta go take the the other one back I can't even beat Abby listen well it doesn't matter that's not my style that's not my style I'm not gonna I don't have cell phone commercials you see how good my other commercials one for the toothpaste nobody can beat me in this it's so much more popular than all these people think I care about this guy with a Pegasus commercial with a shitty car have you seen my journey Marshall it's ten times better remember the deodorant commercial I sold that you know how many copies of the deodorant we're sold nearly a year people anybody copies were sold 25,000 in one day so go take your car that like ten people bought good break I'm the important one here we're gonna take we're good we gotta go back to do the soccer all right I'm getting to a let's go for the streams over we gotta pick an easier one woman I can handle sales notice not contract do you want I need to sweep this okay foaming thunder I need to sweep this I'm gonna [ __ ] dead [Music] okay where's 25,000 copies I'm going to sweep all the shitty commercials of mine it's the sixties and we're swinging that's it and to the car you wanted to shine right it's your machine so get sponge sponge this is what they did for fun in the sixties you know that's not don't feed me a false narrative this is not funny they did it because they want to have cool cars now the wheels [Music] hardy won we're good no okay here comes align we're going to do this line correctly I'm not gonna make a joke of this one nearly there I'm an a-list celebrity guys try thunder for a clean machine rib room a [ __ ] nail it that time you nail a commercial I had lived a little bit you know that's what they want to see is it director that's what you want to see as a director in that property at the a listing heinous and I got a meatball dinner for my troubles thank you darling super performance that commercials coming soon to a TV near you sure is sellout stream there it is Ava said everybody I'm out of here some of us have awards to accept Sookie red dress please for the red carpet [Music] try thunder for clean machine this game is so dumb but it's great like if you got like a little brother or a little sister because they all didn't make any money I know like VR is like a big thing right now but let's be real how cool would it be if they made like a PlayStation 4 version of some of these games if there's a classics these are classics and now I'm the best so that's all I beat the game I win life is room they're all on mobile no you're cooking up a storm you've unlocked another recipe in big beat kitchen game suck I'm gonna get the game look the game sucks the game does suck but that doesn't mean that this can this can't be like a fun experience for like your little cousin right a is for amazing I'll beat the game the game's over look I'm looking just like a lot of celebrities do not do I'm going out on top you know that's it I'm going out on top I'm not gonna get to a list and then make a bunch of shitty movies and bring me down to see and then I have to star in a crappy reality show where I dance in front of a bunch of cameras in an audience no I made it I'm a [ __ ] a plus celebrity I don't need to I'm done fishing there's an s list that's s listed no that's like once you go to Estill is you're talking about like world leader I don't want to be world leader I want to be respected a plus celebrity no no battle to be like a world leader that's s tier celebrity no thanks o s list no no no world leader I don't wanna be a world leader no and the pain they can release you from the basement now I know right alright well that's gonna be we're gonna save the voice for another time because I feel like I want to give that the enough time for deserve and they go for like just over four hours no and yeah we're gonna move on this was fun life is pain and pain hopefully you enjoyed it I had a lot of fun and left enough time for deserve I forgot is waiting I just told you I don't care I told you I'm retiring as an a-list you know now that I'm an a-list okay time to make you look like a star it make changes you TV superstars okay well we got to hear it one more time does it movie go up and we're tiring you oh he's so different why did it go back I'm trying to make an end of the stream joke alright here we go so we're going out on top are you sure you want to delete this avatar this will delete all saved at associate with the avatar we're retiring going out on top a plus thank you all for watching I will see you guys I don't think I'm gonna do anything this weekend maybe on maybe on Monday I always say that but that was a lot of fun I've been saving these two games to do one like a Friday night and I've you know had a few beers there's fun but I'm gonna I'm gonna call it I need some food and [ __ ] so take care everybody let me read some bits before I go let's change over to here so uh gary gray we got a lot of things to read well there's a lot of [ __ ] bits tonight you guys are too kind to me Corbett thanks for the 385 here's my last bits before I go away to college and scream for four years right well thank you Corbett there's a college is fun you'll have a good time I love to call it college was a ton of fun you make a bunch of friends in college you'll you'll get a probably two or three close friends so you'll enjoy it if you're living on campus at least have you mean if you're commuting then it's a little different story but still can be people in f1 so thank you for the free in five dude good luck Gary Greg thanks to the $5 that was an amazing stream life is pain I hate well thank you for the five bucks to to vaasi thanks to the five dollars as well do you use combined or separate shampoo and conditioner if you do you I use separate shampoo and conditioner I use it looks like like people gonna talk [ __ ] about this but you do that you use these products and you're gonna get some [ __ ] nice hair okay you get you sure I get my shampoo from blush okay yeah that's right wash Lu SH and what I buy is I buy big the shampoo named big sea salt shampoo it's like kind of like sludge and stinks but it's good for your scalp good for hair good for stimulation don't get it it's good stuff where it was an a-list okay when we talk an a-list secret stream now the no secret stream like a big is a good hair shampoo that's it that's all I need to know makes me feel a little bit better it smells good sometimes yeah you know whatever it just you got it I ain't bald ain't gonna go ball I'm taking [ __ ] supplements for that they know we already talked about this in order to talk about it again thank you the $5 oh it's soft good for you it's a sit - sea salt shampoo it scrubs you scalp and it may it stimulates the nerves short guy uses big shampoo now that's just the name of the shampoo I ain't going down this road with you guys again that's a bumpy road you're talking to an a-list celeb I'm gonna drop the a-list joke or am I probably no no I beat this game on stream add it to the list land blam gave the $50 earlier and oh thank you already but dude that's a lot of money thank you dude thank you so much for the 50 [ __ ] bucks five thousand bits King of Wales three bucks you're an a-plus streamer to everyone who watches you thank you thank you so thank you so much you don't know if salt is good for your hair yes it is when it's like it diluted don't start linking me evidence that like salt is bad for your hair cuz I'm gonna look at it and I'm gonna [ __ ] have a frown on my face and it'll be questioning my whole reality so don't do that but thank you so much King of Wales also purple never turns purple give ten bucks a while back mad man holds game show hosts hostage forces them to host shows only for him so he always wins every time pretty much to do the life is paying for subs don't but saw it look it's luscious like a [ __ ] fortune 500 company and they use all all vegan and gradients uh-huh it's not true is it true I don't know I'm not even vegan who cares I didn't tell you the conditioner that I use because I knew everyone was gonna freak out the nits listen I'm not a vegan the name of the conditioner that I use is called it's it's called vegan ease [ __ ] me okay there you go you got it like it's a good kid says got sticks and lemon and Scots it's okay it's got like [ __ ] seaweed that's why I use the seaweed conditioner okay I knew this was gonna happen I was gonna say the word vegan we're gonna lose their minds what about okay what if what if the foot of the shipper was called meat eater okay would you guys be freaking out no I eat plenty of meat I had a [ __ ] meatball sub like two days ago and it was delicious not a vegan but just to get this because the name is stupid it's not stupid it's not stupid I gotta backtrack here not stupid if you want to be like a vegetarian or a vegan that's you not me that's you not stupid but not me it's you moving on thank you though purple eat a steak on Street visas a mayonnaise substitute I mean it's true though it's it's different it's trust me sir but thank you Ejim on for the 15 bucks the stream lived up to your expectations thank you well thank you Edgemont for the $15 appreciate it ivory thanks for the 10 bucks boy I can't wait for the next season of Germans bizarre adventure it's probably coming soon maybe not who knows mayonnaise and salt for hair care I love rubbing salt into my hair than following up with a good bit of seaweed you guys [ __ ] kill me thank you I've read over the sandbox Muse thanks for the bits as well one dollar somebody a kaki would be proud of my pancake making skills and I don't know who actually love thanks for three bucks I see what you do is grab two eggs and you add the butter and yeah Matt from that recoil didn't recoil turn all of its servers off isn't that game not exist anymore who knows purple again thanks to the $5 it looks like a fish got removed with a steamroller that was two hours ago so that could mean anything I don't know what it means thank you for the five bucks dude captain's spurt dick thanks for sixty scream for me Jeremy I did two hours ago we already got it thanks for the yep it's nothing getting down to the end here thank you I'm mr. pinky for the somebody else came in too I'm mr. pinky holy [ __ ] there's a lot of money tonight you guys [ __ ] seriously a spoiling big I'm Miss Piggy thank for the bits what's up with all these movies I've rented from Blockbuster I need a full refund this vegan ease help of pink guy I don't know I'm not a scientist I just buy it because it looks funny stick to run the gate thank you for the three dollars and 42 cents 11 thanks to the tools polio polio thanks for the 10 bucks no message thank you though gaggle gagged ank's to the bits Rufio or something thank to the $5 the Oscar that's right at the Oscar it's there this two of them cat man thank to the bits ivory thanks to the $5 again you gave like at least like 20 or $30 tonight or something thank you juju a mil tonight for the 10 bucks who are they say I think that was a reference to the what's his name did the guy the guy that sells the cocaine and like shoots a bunch of people ow but I was gonna say al Pacquiao no it's Al Pacino Manny Pacquiao Al Pacino thank you though dude you for the 10 bucks defecating thanks to the $4 German we're really drunk but you're what but watching your stream has I have this money too hot so that is a lot of broken sentences but thank you dedicating hopefully you sleep it off because that looks like a drunk text well thank you devil appreciate it have fun cheese riot thanks to the bits getting down to the end here at Styx run a game thanks at 3:42 you better dab on stream you'll never see that not once Gary gray thanks to the dollar ole when a zombie thanks to the dollar hole one is all be thanks for the like the multiple dollars a nice drink it is a nice drink and finally earlier this this evening hufflepuff alum haggis thankful the bits holy [ __ ] I was almost on time I was nice I tried to be anyways thank you so much for watching I really appreciate it guys thank you so much for giving money to this stream you don't have to what you guys do and I really [ __ ] appreciate it so uh if you're new to the stream then hi you know I probably should have said this like an hour ago because there was a lot of people here tonight so well I missed my opportunity to tell like all the new people to be like you follow the stream I don't do that anyways so whatever goodnight everybody I'll see you on Tuesday for sure we got a lot of stuff to do good night good luck I'll see you guys on Tuesday maybe Monday but probably Tuesday can I get you the world of stardom is waiting

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

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Length: 128min 32sec (7712 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 02 2017