Jerma Streams - Vampire Survivors (Part 4)

hey yep I don't damn like half hour late yep have a few things I had to take care of the things I had to do a few things I had to take care of but the one good thing is uh not four I wanted to make sure I started at least an hour or two early today to avoid company problems with the internet had a uh naked on stream dream again last night and uh this one was I don't I I'm sorry I don't remember the whole thing I just remember being turned and the camera was pointed down I just remember it was the camera was down and that was like a full body cam where the camera is in the same spot it is now slightly tilted down and I was turned naked and like I mean actually naked I don't know my leg was turned up so you couldn't see my I don't know but like I I thought maybe you could I don't know why I was on look I don't know why I keep having this dream I keep having this dream I think it's because my brain is telling me dude one day one day it's gonna happen you're gonna be naked on camera just just like this just like this I'm like no no I don't wanna I don't want to be naked on camera my brain is like I don't know my brain's essentially just preparing me retirement stream dude just face your fears already [Laughter] you know I was gonna get it out of the way I mean my dreams keep this keeps happening in my dreams so I was gonna do it uh anyways welcome to today's stream we'll be live today we'll also be live tomorrow could be a fun time we've got a line up fight the line up today vampire survivors is in 1.0 check Gotham Knights as released sponsored check and then we'll end it with deadly night which I was incorrect that's not a puppet combo game there is a new puppet combo game we will play that probably closer to Halloween I want to make sure I correct the record from last night when is breath of the Wild breath of the Wild will probably end up being ah tomorrow we'll do breath of the wild tomorrow tomorrow will be a short stream though We're not gonna go I I this one will go at least six to seven hours I'm imagining because we're playing three different games but tomorrow we'll do maybe a couple of hours of breath of the Wild couple of hours of you know Gotham nice and I love you let me I gotta I don't I think people might um make sure I clear this up too uh like this the sponsored Gotham Knight stuff is not as over after tomorrow so it was essentially a mega weekend what's my favorite movie um there's quite a few we play OverWatch on Sunday um it Gremlins 2 is it is up yeah it's probably number one but there are quite a few movies that are in like the top five I'm not sure if you oh I don't know if I'm gonna play OverWatch OverWatch is one of those games that I feel like you I have to you have to play it I don't just want to jump in and play OverWatch for an hour because I'm gonna be terrible and I'm not gonna even know what any of the heroes do I'm not gonna know what the maps are and I'm gonna look like a total and I'm gonna get frustrated because I've spent like 40 minutes total in the entire game playing against people that have been playing probably for like three weeks and I'm just gonna be like well that was dumb I'm not doing that ever again OverWatch is kind of game like all the other like multiplayer type games that are multiplayer pretty much only where you need to be playing it like you have to play these games in a semi-frequent kind of way to be able to oh yeah I'm gonna play OverWatch today I guess that you do have to start somewhere but I'm telling you right now if I play OverWatch one day I will not be playing OverWatch two three four five six days 10 days a month it's just not gonna happen so I'm weighing that like would I rather play OverWatch 2 or some anything else and that's it's probably always going to be anything else because I don't have the time or I don't want to give the time to OverWatch 2 to get good enough at it where I could play it and be like yeah this is great cough cough cough cough when you play Splatoon I don't know there's a lot of games foreign I even said it the way that I it's in my brain forever now did you hear that you heard that right uh I was talking to Holly uh last night and she said that as of right now she's like it's me up every time something happens a major event plays out or a big puzzle is done and anything she does or anything she sees she just hears it in her head oh the door is opening and here we are scorn she says she hears it what have I done I'm sorry you have scorned well you have to play it I'll I don't all right I I think that I like that it's I think it's really fun but I don't want to ruin it because I feel like if it's too much it will be ruined right you don't I don't want to dilute the joke to a point where it's not funny anymore you gotta be careful with these things you guys have to be careful with these things do it ruin it one right now is okay no because there's no reason to do it right now all we okay all we are going to do is I'm going to play the sound effect and I'm going to see Omega lull in like the background you know what I mean I'm gonna look over here and just see how Mega levels like just spammed in the background well when I say background I mean because you're in you're on my monitor right now and I'll be able to see it in my peripheral so I don't know why would there's nothing there's no reason to play it we're just all gonna go oh yeah scarred and then slowly very slowly 10 people are gonna go there's no reason to do that that was like funny when you did it before but it's not funny anymore and then I'm gonna take a sip out of a drink and it's gonna be scorn and then 200 people they're gonna go that's like why'd you do that like that was kind of funny the the the the the fifth time you did it be careful it's a very careful thing and I'm not gonna ruin it see all of you thought I was gonna do it right there everybody did but it's not happening all right you guys ready vampire survivors 1.0 is out I don't even know what I can unlock this game right now so yeah we'll play this for an hour or two Gotham Knights run out a couple hours and then boom deadly night to end it I want to do it at night because I wanted to be scared I wanted to be scary okay here we go you're a tactical comedian I need to move this this is gonna be in a better spot there we go please stop teasing us stop okay um what happened to my screen who did that did you did you do that all right I got my tea I've got my phone I've got my stuff here uh what am I missing all right let's go vampire survivors one point oh how are you I don't know I I've watched the some of the clips from yesterday and watched the stream and stuff from yesterday dude I just I have just so much blood in my upper body there's so much blood in my in my face and my hair I I'm very flush all the time I damn if you okay if I was naked I would have like a bright red purple face and then like just pale white I just have tons of I think there's so much blood in my in my brain I think like it's just I'm just constantly moving around here I don't know I always have like a bunch of blood in my face but I don't I feel fine you know what I mean it's old you're an old man drink more water I drink a shitload of water well you know I don't drink a shitload of water I drink enough water and still you don't have too much niacin in your bloodstream no what do you how do what it's not because I have too much niacin okay let's go like this nope wrong thing all right so what do they add in 1.0 is there a bunch of in 1.0 that they added why does it keep doing that I don't like that there we go okay can you guys hear it I can't hear it boy there we go uh what do they add in 1.0 looks like there's a lot of stuff here move your cam to the left they added a all right all right let's do it so I'm obviously let me see what the unlocks I have to do level 80 in the Gallow Tower okay 15 minutes with Concetta and you get Shadow pinion which I can do this 15 minutes with Concetta our height completed yeah let's do that so what do you get you get Shadow pin all right let's do this 15 minutes I can do it wait what does that character do I even have that character I don't even have that character how do I get that character oh no yeah I do gains one percent area every level all right so area I'm definitely doing damage um super a ton of huge area cool down projectiles or no I haven't played in a long time I'm not sure what to do here what she's the best character I just need to survive 15 minutes uh speed duration this is just good movement speed is good I think I have enough to do pretty much everything a few other projectile just because it's good to have greed curse I don't want to do that re-roll skip banish get them all growth is good speed is good you took a shower that's probably why I look yeah I took a shower this twitch integration now um well I don't want to break anything yet let's do this first stop touching your nose I am a I am a face toucher I can't stop I always do every two three minutes I go I just do it I just do it can I I think I can do pretty much everything I might even yeah I can do like everything why am I even deciding on choices here yeah I could do almost every single item all right cool let's do it so it doesn't matter where I start right it's Gotta survive for 15 minutes let's go for it uh oh doesn't matter where right how about the library wait what this one has a where should I go do Gallo for the quest oh right okay how long do I have to live uh survive for I don't what is this hyper hurry arcanas should I do any of this I shouldn't do it I'm just gonna go all right what is this what is this ability what is going on how do I how do I do I have to activate it it's kind of loud it's better it's a little loud what does this thing um ooh okay it's air the area is bigger so what whip for area did you change your direction sharply does the gun get gun is projectile right you have to stop moving to activated whip is I would feel like the whip would be amazing here I'm doing whip because this area oh okay I think I get it fires one more projectile uh oh I want this song of man is amazing and remember it's area duplicator more projectiles I think so sorry how can I tell which direction it's gonna go okay it's whatever Direction you start moving when it spawns I get it cool down um yeah one more of these let's go it's pretty good it's kind of cool it's the last direction of your input thank you so much for saying that because I I actually did not I've actually been doing it wrong the whole time whip let's go [Music] oh oh God don't get stuck I want to make the projected uh foreign what Matt none of these um match right try to do garlic garlic is area oh look at all these Crunchies up here all right here we go skull oh maniac do I really want to do that this early that kind of sucked this early I feel like I don't want that maybe later it will hopefully will it come up maybe you just get one oh it's just one it's not oh I thought it leveled up okay banish it oh you know it let's go and we're like I'm not gonna play this game before I'll be all right security yep see somebody said the wings were for um Shadow opinion is that legit that lasts .3 seconds longer better how come it's I'm confused I turned to the left and it shot to the right oh my God 15 minutes that'll be good garlic look at that area are you so greasy um because I'm just like a what I'm a wet person I'm just a moist person you know I didn't want to pick that up people ask dude how come you look so young you look young man wow how old are you well you look young and I you know I'm just a very wet person my skin is very it's always moist it's always moisturized if there's another I have a black eye shadow again I think I don't do I I'm a very like moist moisturized skin so how come it doesn't say it on there you guys lied to me your lighting setup doesn't do you in any favors I don't I don't care about it doing many favorite I'm just I'm just a guy sitting here hanging out I don't need to why what you want me to have like Studio Lighting in here I'm just a wet person did you guys actually lie to me or does that when did it usually say it on the tooltip these things are probably gonna be awesome a little bit later I need cooldown right because it will have to be like they all these guys take two hits right foreign I'll take the whip that's fine duplicator yep I guess I could just activate it fast all right I'm gonna go down and get whatever the item is more okay yep let's get this thing maxed out you kind of remind me uh well you didn't say who I remind you of so I don't know who I remind you of I can't believe this game is read was this game still three dollars is it a little bit more expensive now it's five now okay yeah I mean it's much more than three dollars you know what I'm saying oh all right lightning ring although yeah let's yes garlic again what does garlic level up with [Music] let's take the book right bro you look like liquid Shaggy okay wait I'm not gonna look at Chad do you mean liquid Shaggy as in Shaggy that is made out of liquid because I talked about how wet I was or are you referring to like liquid Shaggy like this it's me liquid Shaggy is that what you mean like I'm the evil like that's what you mean okay I didn't know how exactly what you meant by that because both makes sense liquid Shaggy [Music] I'm gonna get smashed by that we're good all right this is where it starts to get a little hairy here this weapon is actually it's really good stop distracting me you guys are piping I see words scrolling up out of my peripheral like you stop typing I can see it come on that's all right whip thank you thank you all right I have to go down because it is a thing to collect down there I don't know what even is that whip again I need some more stuff I haven't seen any garlic in like feels like two three years all right I got Max with that's bitrate we look good can you make out anything that's going on I'm going down after this better what's new in this patch um there's a bunch of stuff I'll be honest though I can't really tell you what is exactly in this patch that wasn't in the game before this patch because it's been probably five plus patches since I've played this game there you go [Music] there's a lot of stuff though this seems like there's been a lot of new content but they'll put on the chat integration yeah I'll turn it on once I get a second here I just want to do like one I want to warm up I want to warm up and play it a couple times because I don't want you guys to be able to spawn bosses and I haven't played the game in like a month or two and I just lose let me warm up what if I I don't have a I mean it's it's there it's it's definitely cool down both of these are good it's definitely this one foreign [Music] looks like a gas station employee what do you mean like just a bad person I look like a person oh hey you look you look like a guy yeah okay dude please turn the Ogden off filter off jump I want something better than that e minus two dump it stole that from stuff you look like Peter Pan all right all right yeah I look like a lot of people apparently yeah I look like Peter Pan I look like uh Jim Carrey I look like will and fall I look like Kramer I look like everybody apparently yeah I look people look similar of so by people that I look similar to happen to be I'm sorry they happen to be incredibly handsome people that's all right keep keep telling me I look like who's Wicked handsome out of that group don't forget I do not look like Jerry Seinfeld dude no you can't just because the guy all right just because they have they just because there are brown hair white guy does not mean they are gerba 985 okay people that was risky I did it yes it does [Music] Actually I don't even want that dude you look like my dad look like Peter Pan okay and also when I wear like a different colored shirt it makes me other characters okay anybody else think he looks like he looks like Robin today I got a red shirt on [Music] you do look like all right I do look I do look like Shaggy I do and I do look like Jim Carrey I do look like I look like all these people all right I look like Willem Dafoe I know I get it okay I get it it's fine no that's all right Peter Pan Peter Pan might be my favorite one for the last few weeks what is that bigger longer faster stronger it's like a blowtorch holy oh my goodness okay you weren't lying don't don't give me any ideas I will rig up a wire system in this room and I'll play a Peter Pan song and start to fly around the room you understand I will do that if you if you keep harping on this and it'll go to a full cam and I'll just be flying around the room and then I'll sit back down give me a re-roll on this garlic all right this one's definitely a lock I might do the whole thing actually do a Batman cosplay I would be an awful Batman I would not make a very good Batman guys I would look I would kind of look like a dork in a Batman outfit I'd look like a dog my posture's kind of my posture sucks I'm kind of smaller and my posture's bad my arms are big my legs aren't I would I don't know I would look like I think I would look like in a bad man costume oh it would look weird I don't think I would look alright that's the point though dude you guys think and some some of you people some of you guys in here might beat this I don't know if you're huge and jacked and you're just massive you're like a big muscular dude do you sit around and go like I'm Batman I get to be Batman this year I'm gonna be Superman this year and I'm gonna look like Superman like do you get ready to put the Bane costume on and be like I'm Bane look at me you know what I mean if I was huge it would I would not give a about being stronger I would not care about oh you can reach higher shelves oh you're a lot bigger and stronger oh I can lift boxes nope every October 31st I get to be Superman and I get to really be Superman and I get to look like Superman I would I get to be Superman that's why I think it was cool I could walk around you know like this puffing your chest out like so does him like you're huge you get to pick every October 31st a superhero that you get to be you could just do it oh Wolverine done give me the metal claws I can make that work style my hair like his you know I get to pick from every Halloween Harry Potter characters you know I could I get to be like the Riddler that's it I can just be Shaggy uh the Green Goblin I've even the Green Goblin [Music] Shaggy's cool jaggy is cool you are jacked though no I used to be not anymore foreign [Music] but you're actually old everybody tell them there we go um well I definitely don't want to see this ever again oh my God all right um cool down right yep okay uh groggy Gary for Halloween you could be Santa no I couldn't I would be an elf the huge guy gets to be Santa I have to wear the funny hat and the funny shoes and be like walking around my friend who gets to be Santa Claus [Music] so you could be whatever you want for Halloween you could be the Joker that's right I could I could yeah all right there's no way I don't make it to 50. yeah like I've said this before and I'm going to say it again all you need to do to be a good Joker put the makeup on and go like this every other sentence say my father John everyone will go foreign what do I want for my last item the clock go I don't know if you had chapstick what's this oh it's the super Mana you know you know who's a an absolutely hilarious that needs more credit for how funny they are myth if you got if you guys don't follow myth he he did this video recently he did a Joker video where he was doing the joker as xqc doing that famous rant I was just laughed my ass off is he like did like a joker excuse anything it was just like with the music in the background it was funny oh my God don't die foreign [Music] [Music] the levels are just rolling in thank you [Music] recently that was 11 months ago why did I just see that in my feet open Twitter so infrequently that uh what do you wait hold on when did he upload that I saw that literally like one day ago somebody must have retweeted it or something [Music] why did I just see that a day ago why did I just see that it was a year ago I do do I seriously what why did I just see this I I don't I don't know I genuinely do not know why I just saw that [Music] oh you guys lying to me okay foreign dude I don't keep up with anything I don't even use the computer I'm just telling you the only time I use the computer is right now with with you all I don't use the computer I don't use the internet oh [Music] thank you nice oh my God look at this what the do you see that how much damage I'm doing oh Arrow what is this always oh that means this is the only thing that shows up forever I get it dude all right I don't know Twitter's weird right people I got messages from people saying hey dude why did you like a bunch of like tweets you made in like 2014 or something and I'm like what the are you talking about I didn't do anything I I don't apparently I went back and liked a bunch of old tweets I didn't do that there's a bug all right well level up oh that's actually awesome so it doesn't go to the screen that's cool but anyways tldr myth is a really really funny person very good on camera really funny and that's always that's what I was trying to say watch out boss [Music] foreign [Music] we've evolved we've evolved it's no longer hey dude you look like Shaggy you look like Peter Pan it looks like a wise guy [Music] Gold Fever oh my goodness what's happening [Music] why is this happening [Music] holy [Music] [Music] thank you just seven thousand dollars holy [Music] I'm sweating thank you nobody can even touch me you just stand still that's not fun we gotta get the level 100 foreign [Music] I'll get it I got 10 more minutes I'm gonna get to like level 100. how's quality look can you see oh I'm like I'm like talking to somebody these games are great I can just do this [Music] Gold Fever I'm just gonna go down holy that looks like it hurt s Liars Liars Smith put that video up on Twitter literally yesterday Liars I won I went everybody fan everybody that said no I want a massive time out for five seconds [Music] I don't wanna okay foreign yeah dude hey don't look at what I'm doing here and he just heard from purchasing this I got a little bit of experience in the game uh I have dozens and dozens of hours playing this game I think so I mean I am at a level where I've got all the power ups I've unlocked tons of stuff you're gonna be starting at nothing it can be starting at zero and you're gonna be walking around getting your ass kicked by the first enemy of the game so where you are right now I have a lot of experience in the game I'm probably one of the most uh one of the most experienced Empire survivors um I don't I don't hate to say it or anything right like and one of like you guys know [Music] let's discover those big hands [Music] oh my God just die already just die already [Music] oh my goodness he's still alive why are you still alive why is he still alive foreign there's another one I haven't killed the first one I don't think I'm gonna get to 100. all right I got to 80. that's all I wanted right thank you [Music] that is the first one [Music] I can't believe I've made almost 10 grand that first money um coin Insanity whatever it was I don't think I've ever seen anything like that ever again I put that down so meanly this is evil here [Music] 's dark ooga [Music] do you eat Taco Bell yeah I love Taco Bell well I love one item at Taco Bell and but it puts Taco Bell at s here uh Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the only thing that puts Taco Bell above the the only thing don't don't come at me with this you know oh you gotta get this no don't even come at me with that cheesy gorditas Cheesy Gordita Crunch with the Doritos taco inside the cheesy goshita crunch there will never be a fast food item ever again that will be as good never it's impossible foreign in fact I feel like Taco Bell is probably pissed [Music] because I got we made literally the best fast food items who ever existed no one will ever come close ever again for the rest of the entire time we're still alive in Humanities like we can't make anything else that people would even care about because we made that already foreign [Music] and quit and cash in leftover revives oh do I really I don't really care all right I got some uh capella Magna I unlocked the shadow pinion I got 500 gold coins cool all right nice what else we got hold six different weapon Evolutions find the Grim Grim Muir find the magic banger find the RS Gouda find and buy the glass vizard what did I say magic banger find the great gospel you get limit break inverse mode there's a lot oh my goodness look at all this the trumpet all right what should I try to get here what should I do why did you have a Q-tip covered in lip balm in a plastic bag during juice um well that's very simple I I couldn't explain it because we're in the middle of a show but so I use this a lot I do so I don't okay I know that you really shouldn't be using chapstick that often but I live in Nevada I live in Las Vegas and as it gets very dry out here incredibly dry um so this helps I try not to use it too I don't usually use this unless I'm talking a lot because when you're talking a lot you're essentially drying out your mouth and lips because the air coming in and out we're like so it helps while you're talking to keep your mouth moistened if I don't do this you'll notice I will lick my lips all the time because if I'm talking a lot I have to you know constantly be licking my lips I am the Joker no don't say you're the Joker don't do that stop that if you say You're The Joker you're actually the penguin don't do that don't Jeremy don't do that don't ever believe anybody if they say they're the Joker right people that say that the Riddler are actually the Joker people that say the Joker they're actually the penguin people that say they're the penguin are telling you the truth they're telling you the truth penguin Mains are based you already said this before yeah there's like a bunch of new viewers come on I gotta get my I just like scraped you who are you then I don't know I don't I don't know we're talking to all of Batman it'd be the Scarecrow I don't know if I'd be the Scarecrow you'd be Peter Pan oh yeah Batman's famous Rogues Gallery Peter Pan I wouldn't be Mr Freeze no I wouldn't I don't want that to spill on me all right uh let me do I'll do one more with the twitch integration and then we'll move on with some Gotham Knights this is work let's see I think it's on is it on oh let me do this all right yeah it's on I think so what do I want to try to go for here six different weapon Evolutions survive 30 minutes with either Gallo or devano all right so I'm gonna try uh Gallo or devano gallo I don't have either one of those Gala or devano am I not seeing it I don't have either one of those people why oh why the Q-tips okay so I didn't have any chapstick with me when I was uh at Juiced and the um I was kind of figuring out where do I have where can I get one of these I need I need something to be able to put on um and there was a there was a makeup artist that was there and it was like oh no no I actually have something you could use this it's going to be kind of weird but um it's like just a little bit of Vaseline you can put that there just a little bit to kind of use that for what you you know needed it for and I was like oh okay cool so I used it and I was like oh that worked great and I put it in the pocket and I just forgot it was there and I got called out for it bro why was it dirty I don't I that I don't know I feel like it was because of maybe like the makeup or something when I did it and I got the makeup on it I don't know all right so where are these I don't have these two characters survive 30 minutes with either Gallo or devano how do I unlock Gallo or devano this forbidden squirrels this is question mark oh sir ambrojo no it's it's kind of coffin your mic sounds like no it doesn't that's fine just pick up stuff you missed on the stages all right well let's just go for it then I'm gonna go with what is that a wheel I've ever played with this character I'm gonna play with the wheel character more projectiles every 20 levels okay yeah let's do the wheel so I'm assuming the ones with the exclamation points on it or I need to go and get stuff there so let's do moon glow I also have this weird filter on this camera this camera is weird let's go to moon glow fancy a new oh there it is look Merchant is in all stages now golden egg what should I should I do any what should I do I'm Gonna Keep The Wheel [Music] what is this move okay so this is a projectile character why do I only have one what's going on oh you guys have to vote I can't pick anything what'd you just give me uh thanks look at all these things out here all right this is gonna be a disaster I'm not gonna pick up anything yet because I don't know what I want to do and I'm not going to touch anything twitch what is shoot yeah oh why didn't you start with this I wonder why is it showing all of your names that's okay that's weird what am I gonna get I don't know how long it lasts foreign thanks guys all right you only have like five seconds to choose so be ready if you want to participate because I can't do any of this it's all up to you move your cam so we can see you can see okay there we go [Music] lights what is light sources foreign I keep trying to pick and I can't he's melting again all right what is it foreign level four this isn't fair [Music] ah it disappears after a minute sorry guys Get Wrecked not quite [Music] is the twitch integration for 1.0 I feel like that was not here a month or two ago when I played a lot oh I can't I forgot I can't ask questions because all okay I can ask a question if the answer is one two three four or a b or c guys um what what number is the month for April oh never mind just happened you guys just gave me like a power up or something I don't know get me the double guns don't why would you give me the one you picked why would you pick the wand you just screwed everything up give me double guns not blonde all right um so what happens now did you guys you're in the middle of voting by the way thank you clueless machine for your support of the Stream appreciate it foreign actually carts bro what month is March what number is March what month is March what number month is March thank you foreign are there any coffins okay give me the gun do the gun I demand it I command you to pick one ghost will swarm uh I don't know what to pick oh it's ghost worm times 10. there's 10 of them that uh at corello looking pretty good why does certainly look like a different person every stream um sometimes you your hair is in a different way you're you have facial hair do you not have facial hair I I will tell you guys I do get I do have a lot of different looks IO sometimes will be clean shaved and then randomly like you'll see me four days later and I have like a beard it's just like where did the other guy go well if my hair will be different I get it I do thank you base damage up by 30 cooldown I wanna does this thing have an evolution because I want to see it it's just a huge car that drives around I really hope that once I get to like level 30 40 50 that you guys don't have to pick every single time when it gets to be do you want the box or do you want I gotta make sure I make it always foreign Circle 20 more area go get all the items on the floor but you didn't vote for that I guess I could right but could I just go pick up every single item gone done done should I pick up every item on the floor I don't know I can't even ask a question because nobody can answer it only do that after you fill every slot okay be more luck I didn't want to pick that up I wanted to save that shaking my head dude I mean I would say it's probably two right be dumb all right I'm gonna get the magnet there's a lot of stuff on the floor good luck you're gonna have to level up like three times thank you foreign now what I feel okay this is gonna be so messed up here because there are a lot of people that are on more than a five to ten second delay on the stream depending on your internet connection where you are in the world or whatever so tons of you guys I think are voting for The like third level and that was like the fifth level I don't I think this is gonna be a little messed up oh all right I'm making it hard okay can I even kill these things thank God for the uh mine carts gone gone [Music] this is actually I thought you guys gonna make like a haha kill the streamer build um but it is actually pretty good nice job nice work thanks Peter I don't know what I did oh I said good job you're right oh yep foreign face um mean chat member oh yep get it get that get that that's the big one that's one of the best items in the whole game that is the best evolution in the whole game in my personal yes [Music] hell yeah um I'm not picking up all the items yet I still plenty of time it seems like it feels pretty good these things explode okay well yeah I'm dead I get to come back but I'm dead dude how the am I supposed to beat that I can revive one more time that lasts literally forever kill them oh I got the merchant everywhere everything okay that's impossible I mean it wasn't impossible it was just improbable wow you did it all right um waiting one more one more and we move to our Gotham Knights we'll do one more this time don't press the button that's going to end the Run instantly give me the free who should I play with I'll let you guys decide this who should I play with play with the dog dog what are you looking like Shaggy and Fred at the same time I'll do Doug and where should I go just probably the Library stage two because they have yeah anything with the exclamation point oh yeah they have relics all right I'm gonna do the library uh uh uh Theory okay uh should I turn any of these on or who cares these dudes got like an extraterrestrial eyes today put arcanas on hyper and hurry no I don't want to hurry that's annoying to me I don't know what I don't know what to do here healing all right what's this healing is doubled recovering HP damages nearby enemies for the same amount listed weapon projectiles gain up to three bounces that's insane overall area continuously changes between -25 and plus 25 over 10 seconds overall duration continuously changes between -50 and plus 50 percent [Music] enables critical hits for listed weapons doubles overall critical damage that sounds incredible um what does this character start with the flowers right those are is that technically a projectile the ones that bounce it's not a projectile it's not listed at all do the healing one oh that is listed all right we're gonna do that I'm gonna pick that up give me something good how often do you get a sunburn all the time all the time I am Irish and polish so I mean I burn pretty quickly my like I very kind of light um skin so like it burns very very quickly there's also like other I mean I I could give you my entire I don't know I've really done kind of really know there's no kind of what I've Been Told it's like a Eastern um you know Eastern European Irish I don't know polish [Music] foreign ERS getting angry guys what the what the what'd you guys do I like the dogs fast foreign maybe if there wasn't a inescapable jelly wall I would be able to get out of here the heel is so good on this character it really is foreign this game is just really good this thing's three dollars I hope whoever made this made a really good amount of money yeah I mean you deserve it [Applause] the was that foreign like just um can you guys give me a weapon that can kill something foreign they made Bank don't the cats hurt you if the cats attack you I see you going with the animal Build okay I see [Music] go get the item before I forget and I will forget never mind light sources foreign no I like it because it's really great idea guys how many we didn't do that then who did oh you tell me you didn't do this I might die [Music] just gotta get out of there all right I need food actually good because I can heal right the flowers healed foreign give me some health here last 1.5 seconds more projectiles or armor School [Music] eventually when I have a bunch of speed and I have a ton of this thing's leveled up all the way I will heal to full health in one second just get me there what the is this I have to kill that um Grim Reaper guy need the other gun yeah you need the other gun don't forget that without the other gun I'm in trouble how do you kill this guy how do I get rid of this guy debate okay there we are stalker dude how [Music] the cat ate the chicken yeah the cats eat the food and they hurt you a fully leveled up cat though I think is pretty good right get the hell out of there this guy can't be killed either no sorry I don't even have to worry about that or where am I all right I'm I can get there just gotta run I like how a lot of the songs in this game go like dude they all have that same uh like bass drum that just goes but you skip the passive what do you mean I skipped the passes I missed a gift from chat I did I'll go back up and get it do I want that though I feel like I I thought I'm not supposed to pick up passives until I get what I want or do I want that one I'm just saying if you jelly want me I'm uninstalling the game then I'm gonna uninstall the split screen you give me a jelly while I'm uninstalling again I'm just telling you I'm just being completely honest with you yeah actually that thing you just picked is probably worse there it is ours gouda permanently allows to access the list of defeated enemies from the main menu what does this do oh my God it's a oh okay it's like a database all right now I'll go back up and get the nice gift that you gave me appreciate it foreign so I should I pick do we need any of this stuff did I pick the um these passives up I shouldn't no I'm not gonna it's not worth it I gotta level up [Music] get the free one from chat is that doesn't it just take a slot okay I gotta level up I'm very under leveled I'm level 18 and this thermostat 10 minutes foreign actually a good idea whoever said that that was a great idea and that person for an hour tell me what to do on my screen oh my God I'm gonna die foreign you're going to kill me stupid jelly while I swear to God foreign did a CAT just eat that why did I not get it why did I not get that I think did the cat destroy that ow where's it where's an orb uh wait this is okay there's a chest down there's an orb all right hit the chest first foreign now there's an orb up there's a chest up there's a lot of Crunchies here to get foreign [Music] exactly what I needed [Music] tons more luck and more projectiles keep it up foreign [Music] where's that chest right here [Applause] I don't know what does pet even do one more projectile cool all right I'll give you the orb it does it heal maybe I wonder foreign it's my brother's birthday say happy birthday happy birthday to that person's brother happy birthday no seriously what's that what's that oh I get another one I don't want that one enables critical hits for listed weapons which I only have I don't have any of these that's pretty big though although I only have one of these which one I could reroll it [Music] although I think this is probably the one it is the only thing that's gonna save me right now well now definitely get the cross upgrade when you can it's a lot of experience here I'm not going anywhere for a few minutes foreign [Music] foreign well I didn't pick them you should blame your fellow chatter I was gonna go with the side cross is doing so much like Peggle too no I don't like pickle tube this kind of sucks [Music] it's okay it was all right I think Peggle one I had the most fun with I didn't pickle 2 was all right you guys have to remember I'm older so the first one that came out I'm always going to have a better opinion of because it's Peggle one you know okay I I do Heckle two I liked the second area I liked the the I like that I like that character because the song goes like wrong one I don't like the first but the the horse what's the horse's name yarn or something right the horse creeped me out the way the horse is it does like the facial expressions the horse makes it's kind of like creepy I don't know the horses while the horse freaks me out this dude's scared of a cartoon okay don't ever don't ever jump back in your seat at a horror game when they try to scare you foreign it's just a 3D uh CGI cartoon dude that goes a horror game I win no I win I'm the streamer I win did you see how many people say true true true true true true true I went on the streamer so I went oh my g what the hell is happening understand the streamer can never be wrong a streamer can never be wrong [Music] this is real fun do you mean that sarcastically it actually is I've never seen anything like that before the crosses are just it's uh this is definitely secured at this point oh good oh yep there it is so now this is gonna be wild I need more projectile speed I need more projectiles I give me what I need [Music] to wait did you guys do the attractor oh for the okay or um the water right it's true I meant it honestly oh you're good don't worry you're good foreign [Music] looks strange because my camera is flipped horizontally you are not used to seeing me from this angle I am though so from the other angle it's weird for me because that's correct this is how I see myself when I look in the mirror so this looks normal to me it looks weird to you the reason why a lot of people think they look weird in pictures is because that's a flipped version of your face well no no yeah like the the mirror is a flipped version of your face so you are when you look in the mirror you are not seeing what your face looks like that's always why if you look at a picture of yourself and you're like wait what was wrong with my face Chad is throwing right now yeah what are you guys doing [Music] are you guys throwing on purpose what are you guys even selecting here no no you why did you get the ax you picked the ass what is going on with this build it was going so well until like 30 seconds ago what happened it's definitely because there's too many happening in a row and everyone that's like everyone that's from okay to all the EU viewers you are voting for stuff that probably happened 10 seconds ago oh the EU viewers get the EU viewers get the short end of the stick again laughs there's a 30 second delay uh so there's a I have low latency mode on so there's probably like a four three to five second delay yeah so hold on a minute I don't think anybody's voting for the right thing there's a three to five second delay with low latency also you have a delay to me watching through the twitch server so it has to compress through and the bitrate has to send it to you so it's probably 10 plus seconds so you guys are just pressing random numbers I think at this point it's working pretty well foreign might be one of my neighbors 0.75 that's no way I mean I've oh that person that person's like on the Las Vegas Strip right now just like watching no that would no not even .75 seconds means you are like in the house [Music] gold gold [Music] my delay is three seconds well okay so one second correct me if I'm wrong because I I mean I know a little bit about networking right one thousand hang means one full second delay correct thanks for ruining the whole game by the way can't wait maybe not that's correct one thousand ping means one second is how long it takes to go from the server to you guys my bit rate sucks right now I don't know what the hell yours looks like like my game's bitrate is actually bad right now I don't know what it could possibly be for you thank you how long does the Panic thing last this feels like it's been a long time [Music] all right now I'm gonna go start picking up everything [Music] dude forget about like oh once you went back in time and showed a caveman this what would they say you went back like 15 years 20 years and showed a person that they'd be like what the is going on why what is that I don't get to go back that far I go back to like the early 2000s or like if people would be like what are you what's happening to you what's going on but can you explain this to me that's wicked funny somebody said this looks like a bath bomb wow that's best chat of the best chatter of the entire evening looks like a bath bomb dude I can't move because of the panic all right hold on open the chest I got it it's this oh yes it's the side my favorite thank you this is up all right you have to vote for three vote for three so we don't have to keep doing this go for three all right bring it on give me everything give me all you got I'm talking jelly walls I'm talking swarms I'm talking monsters I'm talking fast extra speed for all monsters give me give me everything you got all right there's a there's an orb right over here I'm going to get it foreign [Music] oh here we go I didn't do anything oh yeah I did it was traveling how many times do I have to level up I leveled up like 15 times all right if you did go back to like back at like the 1500s and you had you know you were surrounded by you know people with like muskets and they saw this and you had to explain this to them oh oh you were dead you know what I mean like you were a Warlock what would you do like if you were to explain what's going on right now what is this you have 10 seconds [Music] what would you do be like um what would you say would you blame it on like the devil or something I think I would be on their side I'd be like I have no idea you have no idea I don't know what that is either it's the devil's work we must get rid of it right because you there's no way you're gonna it's not gonna happen there's no way you have to like be on their team yeah I don't know what that is but it needs to be vanished and cast from our village [Music] oh I finally got it [Music] say God made it no no I don't think so no I'm not saying that uh the citizens would start to like recreate this stuff they would try to like make this real oh like they would think this is oh oh we need to make giant sides 3d monster he wants us to have big giant sides and throw flowers at each other society would crumble all right how does my face look right now can I go with some how do you explain electricity you don't that's why I would just be you would just be on their team it would just be like I don't know where did you come from the woods I've been in the woods yeah I'll be in the woods this whole time I've been in the woods who's your parents they died in the great battle that we had all right that checks out foreign was this one uh oh yeah crits [Music] how old are you uh uh [Music] I don't know 15. oh okay because like I don't know how long people live right yeah I don't think people like if I said like 40 they'd be like what do you mean 40. what do you mean how come you don't have gray hair you're not old no is 38. and it's like this old ass guy it's not possible get rid of him kill him [Music] all right um so I'm just gonna like stand here because I need to reply to somebody in my agency we're gonna talk about the incoming the sponsor stuff for a second so um I think I'm all right I'm gonna take a second here [Music] [Music] look at how do you see how I'm my game is running slow why am I going so slow dude this actually is not it's a slow motion there's too many cats why am I look at how slow this is okay this has to stop I'm just waiting for my Jeep because my CPU fan to go you know what I mean you know when you you know your computer's working real hard when all of a sudden you just start hearing and you're like oh foreign somebody just asked me to go get the armor up here and it's like I mean I don't think I really need it can you even die I don't think so I actually want to try to get to 100 so I'm supposed to stick around here I don't need it 104. thank you what's the highest I think I've ever been I'll be like close to here one five 10. this is this is definitely the most ridiculous uh like character I think I've ever seen probably could have been crazier too okay give me the ultra wave [Music] foreign [Music] foreign holy oh my God [Music] thank you hey I just realized that this is going to take 10 minutes because it's at like half speed it's counting at half speed 30 31 32. it's almost three seconds for every one second it's gonna take 15 minutes this is gonna be insane it's at like point two speed so it's count yeah it's gonna be like 12 minutes you're in slow-mo as well I am not this is what Adderall is doing to your brain what dude this is flavor of blasted you guys are on point today really you guys are on point this afternoon 119. I this is the highest I've ever been for sure there's still so much time left I might get to 150. to be absurd seventeen thousand gold too all right I'm gonna try to go this way to collect everything that died over here oh I picked up a I picked up one of those things didn't I yep that's the kind of stuff that they kind of something Market to Davies yeah dude we need some like we need the Muppets back you know what I mean where are the where are the Muppets where are the Muppets we need we need the Muppets we need him back [Music] here with this Muppets level threat but it is though you're it is [Music] foreign should I just quit the game right now four more minutes resident sleeper I'm really sorry to that person but it's probably like seven or eight more minutes this seems to be counting at dude it's like two and a half seconds for every one second sometimes a little longer somebody just came in here and said what the am I looking at um demonic power I agree we shouldn't get rid of this we should we should banish this I'm on your side I don't know what this is and it appeared in my it appeared next to my outhouse showed up in a portal that came from hell and you know you know hold on I just saw a bunch of new enemies and I was like wait I have to pay attention foreign some crazy time in the future what is happening what are we looking at you could also become like freaking cool oh well this is what you're watching is the Great War the Great War of humanity explain to them but this is all like all this really happened what a ramble stream come on they'd be like it was me I did this that point find the point of somebody I want to be the first first look at their milk delivered forever okay okay foreign this game is hurting my head uh I think it's hurting everybody's head right now who delivers milk um I don't know all the back in like the 13 1400s there was no there was no grocery store back in like the 1400s it was like a butcher it was a milkman wait I think I gotta go for it a little bit I gotta go for it a little bit I gotta go forward a little bit uh because the Milkman was not back in like 1300s I was like in the 20s the Milkman drove up front okay okay if in the 1400s there was a Milkman that got teleported back in the Milkman uniform with milk in a thing and had the Milkman truck would he also be like killed and banished but they you know like the like I'm delivering the milk today like hello good morning Mrs Stevenson like would they get would that guy be like scary foreign level 134 they would a hundred percent kill him here it is fresh milk get him like what uh would they I feel like they I don't think they would it was like dancing around and like moving moving his arms like really happily would they how many times can I revive that's a clown not a milkman he's different get him he's different hello Mrs Stevenson how are you oh you're getting fresh milk go get him he's like they grab them we need Muppets all right I locked some stuff but that's enough the third coming of Jesus it's a milkman what the 1500s needed the Muppets those Muppets would have been disposed of quicker than you could have blinked your eyes if they if Kermit the Frog was playing the banjo on a rock oh but like throw a Javelin at him you know what I mean they would I don't think that back in like the 14th 1300s I don't think so wait did they did puppet shows didn't they they were puppets they did like shows and plays yes they would that would be fine that would be fine they did like plays and shows and stuff theater why would they go after why would they do that how far back do you have to go before okay how far back do you have to go before Kermit the Frog playing a banjo on a rock would be like terrifying and like oh my God what is going on over there you have to go to 200 BC big uh you'd have to go like Back 2 000 years ago I don't think I think it's a little further I think the caveman the cavemen would be scared of anything but what was right after cavemen they had frogs back then if they didn't have like pup like Muppets and puppets and like oh hey it's me they didn't do that ancient Greece had shadow puppets like they would do puppets what about before ancient Greece when would a job when would like a javelin get thrown at Kermit uh like a puppet I don't know why I care about this all right I'll be right back we're gonna I'm gonna we gotta get this out of our system it would have to have been tens of thousands of years ago puppets are older than javelins dude like a buck of rock like a huge Boulder like somebody would run over and just smash one of the puppet's heads I guess you'd have to go yeah yeah I'd have to be like 200 BC or something but do all right hold on though wait I this is important do you guys don't think that a caveman one day would be funny like jokey and be like and they would all be around the campfire like oh gosh I I think that would be I think that would probably happen like this is supposed to be you like me and the two of them were like that definitely happened I think that I think it would be fine who cares all right I'll be back in like two minutes Gotham Knight's coming up I want to play a different character this time after Gotham Knights we're gonna do the deadly night game gonna be scary I'll be right back

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Published: Sat Oct 22 2022