That was a good game. Alright, so what did they
update in Vampire Survivors? What's the update? What'd they do? Let's see, should I even look? One stage? One relic access, two minor
gameplay mechanics, two new arcanas one more rank- did they add anything-what
else did they add? Oh my god fuck I hate
that there's no noise gate. I do wanna turn this down,
because it's probably gonna be pretty loud. "There's three new characters
and two new evolutions" really? I turned it down for you but not me I turned it down for you guys thank god,
but not for me. Okay, let's put that on the screen. Looks good. Okay. So, what do we got? Okay, anything new? I need to do..
Survive 15 minutes - with Concetta. "Unlocks Shadow Pinion." Okay, well that's - who's Concetta? I've done almost everything else. I've played this game a shit load find the "Magic Banger". "Find and buy the Glass Vizard.
Unlocks a merchant." "Find and open the coffin in the
Gallo Tower" Okay, we'll go to the tower. There's so much shit to do
"Unlock hyper mode for 4 normal stages". Alright, there's so much more. Alright, let's do that one
first - so go to the tower. Uh,
let's refund - who do I wanna play with? Concetta where's Concetta? Concetta? I don't think I have Concetta unlocked. All right well we're going to go with, uh.. Uh Poppea.
Poppea's got the cool shit. Movement speed, area cooldown duration luck - I have so much fucking money. It's insane. Uhh let's do growth revive can I - ehh,
I don't need - do I need to revive? Nah. I can almost do everything.
Banish? Skip re-roll I'll do another banish another - yeah another banish. Obviously three
banishes sound pretty good to me greed.. And uhh max health or whatever I can
buy - I can't buy anything so who cares all right let's go we're gonna go to the tower with Poppea. No you dummy. Okay the tower let's go. I could probably turn this up. "Feels weird man" what? What'd I do? That sounds good let's do it all right I want uhh.. Garlic! So I'm looking for.. The question mark? Yeah I'm going to the
question mark so I gotta go up. I love lightning rod,
it's like my favorite move. "Feels weird man put the music up louder." "Nice face nerd." You're on twitch you're on twitch, dork! Ooh, laurel! We're all dorks here, okay? We're all geeks, nerds, and dorks. Alright, I'm gonna go up. "Not me:)" "Some of us are dweebs." Yeah, well, whatever you know. When was the last time
somebody said "dork"? I feel like.. I feel like that's kind of fallen off,
right? 'Oh shut up you fucking dork' 'Yeah whatever you fuckin' geek' I kind of feel like it's got - there's a lot of uh.. I got - yeah I feel like it's like
people don't say it anymore. I feel like if somebody
called me a dork I'd- for a second I would take a minute and go. 'Hey, like.. Shut up' "When are you gonna - I like when you
play actual games and not meme shit." What, you think this is a meme game? This is like one of the best
games on Steam right now uh should I get the tiramisu? Nah. Are we talking about
the puppet combo stuff? I've never played it before. Yeah, song of mana again. "Your camera's smudged"? What? Was it smudge the whole stream? It was? What the fuck. Uh, garlic again. I gotta remember some of the combos here. I need duration. "It's the shadow from the mic." Oh, well that's all right. "It's the mic shadow"
that's fine. "It doesn't make a difference in 160p." That's true. Oh, the cats! Right, should I get the cats? No, they're kind of terrible. They eat all the food. And they attack you.
They're terrible. Umm. Hold on a minute..
I need - like, I only have two more slots. If I'm gonna do Eight the
Sparrow then I need the tiramisu. I think - I'm not sure what to do I think I'm just gonna do garlic again. "The cat evolution is great"
I know, but.. Let's look for the other gun I can't pick up anything else though I need the other gun I'm going for it. I need the tiramisu and the other gun. Whoaa, careful. Will this guy die?! "Zoomer Binding of Isaac." That's not right. All right aid of Eight the Sparrow. Yeah, let's upgrade this a lot. Looking for the other gun. This is not even remotely
like Binding of Isaac. These guys respawn it's annoying. Song of Mana again. I think I need to find -
I got to get cursed for that, right? All right I'm almost there. Don't touch any of these. Oooh all right, so I want that because
I want to evolve the garlic eventually. "Jerma, the question mark" I know I'm heading up. That's my destination,
I should get there soon. Well, I'm gonna do this first
because I have the evolution for it. So, I want to get that quick. "Are we there yet?" nope, not yet there we go duplicator lightning. Alright, just don't mess this up. Laurel again I need laurel it's - I can't
play the game without it. Especially after about 10 to 15 minutes. I just bump into so much shit. Oh my god. Oh it's always duplicator
every time you see it. What's hitting me? Oh shit. Fuck you. All right. Ahh I can't take any of these. Sorry, I need the other gun. We'll do lightning run. Sorry. "So since I think I'm gonna go to bed, I had a lot of fun interacting with
the Jerma985 chat section on twitch. Jerma985 was super cool in his
exploration of the Murder House. I wish I could stay for a while longer
but alas the sleepy time calls to me. Once again, thank you for the awesome
livestream Jerma985 good night and sleep well". Wow, that was really nice! Hope you have a good sleep too. Oh pentagram is sick. I'm gonna leave that in fact,
let's hang out here for just a second. Because I'm close to.. Not really just take it never mind. I'm not really that close
I'll get more. Damn it! I need cool down bad. There we go! All right, we're good. I can't even walk over here. All right,
let's make a line for the question mark. There's a turkey right there. Looking for curse.. The other gun..
A tiramisu.. I'll take any of those I might banish something as well to make sure I get something. "Vanish the copypastas." I mean they're gonna get
banished if they're not careful. I want whatever's in here give me a chest. Do you guys remember the last
time I played this a month or two ago and everyone was batchesting
me because I was playing this? I'm not making that up,
I remember that right? That was a thing, wasn't it? I was getting batchested! Hold on. I think I heard Otto.
Was that Otto? Let me see, I'll be right back. One sec. Yeah it was just, give me one second I think he wants umm.. Maybe some water he's still kind of getting over the UTI so, I just want to make sure that
he's good to go I'll be right back. Okay I'm back, hello. Sorry that was so long. That was a long time but I wanted to make sure he was gonna go. And you can probably hear him crunching in the background. Yeah he had to take his antibiotic so that's kind of a little ordeal. He has to take it every 12 hours
and it's been almost exactly 12 hours. "Where's this train wreck of a streamer"?! What are you talking about?! I'm taking care of my dog! Give me a sec! Okay. "There was a raid." Was there? Looks like a thousand people from Menace. Menace Alchemilla. What's going on welcome thanks for the raid we're just kind of winding down here thanks for the raid welcome guys playing vampire survivors just for a little bit to wind down the night. Yeah he's good though but I wanted to take his antibiotic he needed to go outside I needed to go pee he needed to get a special treat for taking his antibiotic he gets a treat and we can go let's do it. Hello. Oh it's been playing this
music the whole time hasn't it. All right should I pick that up yet? Yeah whatever. Yes! Yes! Really actually not that happy about that. Two of the heart ones? Come on. I need both headphones in so I can hear the stereo sound. Alright, song of mana is at level 8 I need the curse skull right? All right, I gotta go up I'm almost there. I need the other one. Or tiramisu. Either one. I don't want to - I don't think
I want to take any of these maybe the spinach? All right I need the other gun I need the curse
I could take the spinach or I could just re-roll it. That sucks. Garlic I need a curse. Okay garlic okay garlic 8
all right good to go I just need a chest. Happy birthday? Happy birthday happy birthday to you. All right no more farming just go up no more farming. It's not my birthday
who's - is it your birthday? Whose birthday is it? It's not mine. I don't want to see this ever again. All right, this is where I'll get it. That's gonna drop a chest right? There it is all right we got the garlic upgrade. There it is. "Soul Eater." "Steals hearts. Power increases
when recovering hp" Let's go. All right now I'm gonna go up no more farming go. "Jerma you should be on Cameo." Um, I did every - I did Cameo for free. I said a hundred people's names and did
birthdays or anniversaries or it's- it's still available. I think the website's still up. "You didn't say <i>my</i> name though"
Oh shit. All right, almost there. Just keep going. Come on give me the other one. Well, I got max lightning now that's good. Just need a chest. "Add more names to it." Uhhm.. No. No, I don't feel like it. Okay here we go. I'm hungry
we've been talking about pizza hut 5 hours ago and I want it I just want - I want a
large pizza hut pizza all for myself. Here we go. This'll be the lightning upgrade. Should be pretty sick. Ah. Should I get this?
No I need the other gun. That thing's really cool that's too bad. No, I probably shouldn't eat pizza. That's good. Uhh evolved lightning
ring "projectiles strike twice". And that's awesome and it's really really good
watch it here it comes b-boom. I really need the other gun. All right, go get the item. Eight the Sparrow, another one. "Jerma it's 1am." Yeah I'm not streaming.
- I'm done after this. I'm gonna only be live 'til this is over. That doesn't drop anything? I just needed to wind down from the puppet combo insanity I needed - I needed a little wind down. Another one. Shit. I guess I could just take the Attractorb but. I don't know.
Either that or skip. Attractorb is just- or I could
banish the armor or somethin' I'm gonna banish armor.
I don't want it. Oh it's right here, okay almost there. What is that?! What the hell is this?
What the hell is this? What did I just do? I don't even know what I just did. Ohh I found it! It's that. Okay, so. Did I do it? "Thank you Poppea." Po- Corina?
"The vampire is in another coffin". There it is! Concetta! Very cool, got it. We'll check out what, um, they do. Try to get to 30 minutes here. I need to be doing waay more than this. Nothing else up here right?
Okay, I don't wanna get the bracers yet. All right level 8 Eight Sparrow. Maybe the other one will show up now. Shit. Shit. I have to start taking something though. Area - it's gonna be the candle I need spellbinder and candle they're both all right I'll take the candle. To upgrade what I have
I only realistically need.. The curse.. And then the tiramisuuuu. Duration is fine I only-I need tiramisu and curse so I can take spellbinder. Or cooldown I'm skipping. Where's all the good shit?
I keep missing it. "Spellbinder is good"
It-I know it is it really is. All right that's good come on. That's huge. Look at the area now. Look at the garlic area. That's just stupid how big that is. Where's the song of mana? How come the song of man
is not shooting anymore? What's going on? Song of mana isn't firing. "The mirror broke it"? Wait why is it-oh there we go finally okay
why is it not shooting? What happened? "The game looks fun"
The game's amazing I think it's bugged. Hold on one sec-what's-is something wrong?
What's the matter? What's the matter? Where are you? Hell Otto! I think he wants something again do you need something again? What can I do for you? Okay, well watch out I don't- move over there for a sec watch out what do you want? Yeah I I guess there's something he wants. You want me to help you? "yes:)" Okay, let's go! Otto! <3. You want me to show 'em? Um I can't really-
let's see if I can show. Otto! Can you see? All right they want to see you,
come over here over there! "Otto cameo"? Hold on let me see if I can.. It's too dark in here hold on I'll show him. Let me turn the light on. Do you hear him? Can you hear his feet on my uh thing here? Okay, can you see him? I just turned the light on. My hair looks fucking crazy. Hey, look, Otto! Otto look! Otto! Otto! Look over there!
Look over there what's that?! You wanna go? Okay let's go! Okay let's go, for real. "No he's not wearing pants." I... [sighs] I don't care man all right? Give it a rest. All right, what are you looking for?
What do you need. All right give me one
second I'll be right back. Somebody said "This
song is driving me insane". Why? It's not that-okay I'm gonna have one
earphone in because I don't know if he's uhm.. He might need um me to follow him again I think he's just bored if I'm honest. I think he's just bored. Okay I'll finish this this won't take that long.
Another 12 minutes or so. Yeah what happened to the song of mana?! Is it actually-is it happening and I
just don't see it? I'm very confused. Is the animation bugged? "Go back into the mirror." Hold on, I will in a sec. Yeah so what's the problem? I can hear it. I think it's happening. Um. I can't leave. Uh oh. Oh shit that's not good. What if I just sit here? What if I just sit here? I can just win I don't have to do anything.
Just sit here and win. This is a free win. Okay, all right. Is it- oh there we go. I don't know I think the animation is bugged, I think
it's actually still happening but we just can't see it. That's my theory. Good. I can-uh oh I need the tiramisu and I need the curse. There it is! Okay so now will-if I
evolve it maybe it'll fix it? All right I need tiramisu. Hopefully it fixes it. Oh I turned off the damage numbers yeah. Oh my god die. How much health do you have?! Holy shit that was ridiculous. Okay do I have enough?
Yeah I do let's do it. All right, please fix it. "Might slow enemies"
Does it fix? Um.. I- yeah it did all
right it's good it fixed! All right thank god. That would have been bad. Yeah it comes up from the middle. All right now we're looking for a tiramisu and that's it and that should give me
pretty much what I want to survive. Have I heard of Pizza Hut bistro? What the hell is Pizza Hut bistro? We got level 6. All right be careful I don't die. "The spammers won" I don't know what happened. Hell yeah, this is a guaranteed win. I'll open up another slot too. And there it is all right I got levelled up? Yep. Let's open that chest up
and let's see the double.. The double revolver upgrade it's actually pretty ridiculous. I think it's just a huge circle. "Union of Phiera Der
Tuphello and Eight the Sparrow" check this out. I need duration.. Oh well. Okay now I can go down,
I can collect all this shit down here. And I can ta-uh.. Can uh.. What should I
get? What's the what's the candle upgrade? Or the clover, which one? Crosses? Uh, one of them right? I actually don't really
want to upgrade the skull. "Axe and cross"?
Which one's better for this build? Probably the cross right? Oh no axe is better because axe is the spin yeah I'll get the axe if it shows up. And it's okay. You know, I got a craving for bugles too I just want a big bag of bugles
I'm gonna eat the whole bag. "Tons of area"
Yeah so much area of effect I could probably just stand
still to be honest yeah I can I'm gonna stand still for 1 minute, then I'm gonna
collect and then I'm gonna get all the items. "Try the spicy fried chicken bugles" I don't know why those sound terrible
but I feel like I probably would like them. They sound gross but good at the same time. I can't really.. I gotta move. All right come on stop. I'll take it that's a tiramisu. That means I get to
revive if I die two times. "There's so much food left
over from the tier list stream." Uh, I'm not gonna eat Mike and Ike's. Snow Caps and butter bread for dinner that's not what I'm gonna eat. Well, it's over uh I'm probably gonna have to just do.. Santa water or whip. Whip is probably better for here. "How much is left?" Uh, the two diet sodas are still in
the fridge, I've refused to drink them. "Upgrade the whip"
I can no longer upgrade anything I'll take the water the why it's just area um. What were we just sayin'? Yeah I-okay I've opened
up the fridge and gone. 'Okay wait there's a soda in here' I drank all the other ones besides the
Diet Mountain Dew in the Diet Coke every-all the other ones are gone. But, man I just think of drinking the diet soda and I go 'that's-that's
grossing me out I do not want it' and I get kind of
annoyed that it's in there I get sad and irritated that it's in
the fridge because I can't drink it I don't know what to do with it. "That sort of sucks"
It really does it's just awful I know some people have that specific
palette that really loves diet soda I'm not-I am not one of them at all. "Pour it in your engine." I'm not going to do that that's a very bad idea. Um, I'm going to have to upgrade the
skull-o-manic. This is gonna be a disaster. Five minutes? Okay I'm just not gonna
level up for five minutes. "Regular soda is too sugary"? You know, this is-you can't
really do this with soda but I will buy juice from the grocery store
and instead of drinking it just straight up I dilute most of the juices that I drink. Besides orange juice which I feel like- orange juice and apple
juice you can't do this with but all the junk the cranberry juice cocktail that
tastes like you're drinking a syrup uh, I dilute it by 50%. Lemonade store lemonade-lemonade
you buy in the store I dilute by about 40% to 60% so, if I buy a..
I don't know, what, 2 liter of lemonade? That'll last for fuckin' two weeks at least it lasts a very long time. I dilute a lot of my drinks. I guess I could go pick up those items yeah, I'll just do it. What is that? Um, what is that? What's going on? That's kind of weird I don't know
what that is I'm afraid to go over there. I'll even do that with
Powerade or Gatorade too if I get a large Powerade from
something like McDonald's or something I always drink half of it and then put water in it,
drink half of it, put water in it drink half of it,
put water in it until it's-oh-uh oh. Don't move-oh my god I'm dead I gotta-I'm dead I'm dead
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead. Just relax..
It's supposed to be a wind down I'm fine. Yeah it gets to a point where it turns into like homeopathy I just dilute it so much. Don't die, please, I don't have enough dam-
I'm fucking dead oh my god what happened no, I'm fine I got revived, just run. What is going on down here
with this fucking weird cold shit?! Guys, I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna lose right now I've never seen this before. I'm dead, I just lost
game's over what's happening? I can't even do anything, I couldn't move. "You picked garlic." What just happened right there?! What is-why's half my screen like
my crtv fuckin' is broken my crtv is broken what is that what the fuck is going on down here. What is this?! What is this, why is
half the screen I can't go over there? What the fuck was that? What the-who gives a shit what
were we even just talking about? I'm pissed, what were we just talking about?
'Cause I'm never bringing it up ever again I dilute all my drinks like a
fucking weirdo all right good to- good to know okay. 'I go over to this I go to the sink and I fill
it with water and I make the Powerade last an extra s-an extra s-uh six hours uh' dude, you're a fuckin' weirdo, stop. Why can I not do this? Can I buy it? Oh, all right. What the fuck I'm so pissed. Ooh! I wanna see what that does
"Gains 1% area every level" I'm curious what it does. So, I want area. I can't believe I just died
I wasn't killing anything fast enough I'm fuckin' mad right now. All right, let's check it out. Moonglow? What's Moonglow? Should I try it? All right what's this new weapon? Whoa that's kinda-does it go in
the area that you aim in? Ohhh that's kind of weird that's pretty weird. "Wind down"?
Yeah, yeah yeah I'm out said I was only gonna do one round you're right. What is-look at all this. Um.. There's just items everywhere. "He's cranky." I was-I'm shocked that I lost. I was doing so well and then
I was talking about diluting my Powerades. I feel like the next thing I was going to say was 'oh I also reuse
my band-aids' too because they're fine I say I take them off the cut, and then I put 'em in a box and
then when I have another cut I put like- what am I talking about? The hell am I talking about?! "He's frugal." Frugal.. This character is pretty cool. No-no why would you-don't do that ever why would you ever do something like that. "Talk to the guy in the middle"? Ah, I thought that was an enemy. What? Golden egg? "Summons the merchant in all
stages for ten thousand bucks"? Um, that's-okay so I can buy stuff? "It's another money sink." Well that makes sense considering if you have more than a few
hundred hours in this game you can pretty much buy every single
upgrade in the power-up list so I'm imagining this is the way to make
it so people have to drop 20 grand. That was fun-all right that was fun yeah yeah I'll see you later I was only gonna do one. More than a few hundred plus a few grand it was like five ten grand. All right what's today? Let's talk
about what we're doing this week. Uh, I have access to the Multiversus game so I want to play that. Uh, let's get a schedule here. All right here you go here's-here's- here's the schedule for you Wednesday we're gonna do. Multiversus and.. Um.. Probably the House Flipper pet DLC and then this weekend probably Friday
and Saturday or Saturday Sunday we'll do something else but we'll do Wednesday we're going to do
Multiversus and.. You know fucking uh.. Fucking pets DLC sounds good. "Did you play soma"? "when's the Elden Ring pvp thing?" You know it's.. I gotta talk to Ludwig. 'Cus, I.. When we did that last time it was just it felt
like so difficult to actually get that to work um and then it kind of fell out fell out and fell out and fell out so I don't know if we're going to do it I'll-i'll ping Ludwig and see uh.. Maybe we'll do something else. "Go get us snickers you're not you when you're
hungry" I'm-I'm fine I'm having a good time I've been having a
good time this whole time. "You should try people's playground" I'll check it out. "When are you gonna do the green screen stream?" I will
announce the date for the green screen stream when uh we get closer to it. But, over the next night or two you'll
see a green screen discussion for you to please go to that channel,
talk about what you want me to do actions you want to see because this is
the last time I'm ever going in front of the green screen. Ever. This is it! This is the third and final 4-6 hour green screen stream and then after that there will be a green screen movie night I know the whole copyright thing I
don't give a shit anymore if I'm honest um I feel like I've had that bottled for two and a half years or so two years and I'm just gonna do it so. We're gonna have some rules in place to make it so it's not- if you're gonna this is all stuff for like a couple weeks from now. But there's gonna be rules for copyright there's gonna be rules for um length of the videos and we'll- we'll get there but let's just
let me get in front of the screen first. "Why is this going to be the last one"? Just is. This is the last green screen stream. I feel like it kind of has to be. "Can I find the stream schedule anywhere?" Um I don't really have one. Uh, if you-if you want to know my
schedule- well this is not even accurate either !sus nothing to do with Among Us, I-that was my thing before Among
Us came out seven years ago okay. Uh, !sus it'll tell you the general
idea of when the next stream will be, usually a date. Sometimes-sometimes I do it another day
but sometimes I do it early. Whatever. Whatever, it's okay that's okay I might
do a stream earlier than sus or later than sus but
that's the general idea. And I usually stream
about 2 or 3 times a week at least once. "He's never been
earlier in his whole life." Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! I was early literally
2 days ago-3 days ago. That stream was not supposed to
happen on that day it was supposed to be a day later it was literally three days ago sorry. "Jerma, when you retire
can I have your life force"? Um.. Why do you think it should just be you? No I want you to fucking-I want I want you to fucking sprinkle my fucking ashes. I want you to fucking sprinkle my ashes in a place where I'm gonna grow into a big fucking tree with a lot of shade and I want people to be able to come in and enjoy the shade as a-I want to be a big oak tree. Retirement doesn't-well that doesn't- retirement does not
mean you're going to die. "Retirement means
you're gonna get cremated." I probably shouldn't retire then! "Turn him into an Erdtree." All right, I'll see you later- I'll see you on Wednesday
thanks for watching as always. We'll do Multiversus and the pets DLC on
Wednesday. See you in a day or two and then we'll see this weekend as well. "Can I keep some of
your ashes for jewelry?" No. No. This is what's gonna happen to me I'm gonna-my urn is
gonna be filled with fertilizer and like fucking vitamins for an oak tree you're gonna put an
oak tree seed in the urn and you're gonna bury the urn that's what happens to me yeah, I want vitamins,
I want oak tree vitamins. I want you to sprinkle in a
little bit of the stuff that I like. You know, maybe some green tea powder stuff that I like too. "A tree will be dead in a week." I want some orange juice, if the thing's gonna sprout up it'd just be dead. Ugh god. "You should be an apple tree"
No! I don't want people to eat me that's kind of weird to me. I just want to be a huge towering oak tree and the only thing you could ever do is
if somebody ever came up with 'oh I can-we can hear-we
can hear the oak tree' some s.. Sound-a-phone or whatever I just all I want is able to hear like [oak tree noises] That's all I want you to
be able to do nothing else, I want you to be able to hear that. "It's going to be a short tree." No, it's going
to be the biggest oak tree in the forest! In the whole forest. Yeah you're gonna put
your ear up to the bark and you're just gonna hear like [more oak tree noises] 'Nutella'
??????? Yeah,
you put your ear up and you just hear. 'Nutella' What do you mean ow? "Stop that" I didn't do-I-I'm looking
at my-that's not even that loud. "They're gonna chop you down for a housing
development." No they will not! I will stop them! They will get to my tree and the-it's gonna darken and a storm is gonna start rolling in and then lightning. STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!
All around the tree all around me and they're gonna go 'WE GOTTA GET OUTTA
HERE OH MY GOD THIS IS CRAZY! A STORM!' And then right when they leave, the sun is gonna start shining
and a sun shower is gonna happen and every time they come over there every time they try to take my tree down with a bulldozer, the storm rolls in again lightning lightning lightning
lightning lightning lightning
lightning lightning lightning ??????????????? They'll never take me down. "This sounds like a
child made this story up." Oh,
let's just get rid of our imaginations!! Okay, bye
I'll see you Wednesday good night. Goodbye take care of yourselves. Call your mother. You know. Good night goodbye take care of yourselves
call your mother. See you wednesday. Goodbye
