Jerma Streams - Frog Detective 1 and 2

hello good afternoon everybody how you doing good to see you again it's always good to see you so today we're going to play a game that's been highly highly recommended to me in the discord channel and here I don't know why the game's called frog detective and I mean it does it that frog is in the title so I have to play a play I got this thing going since like 2008 12 or every single video game with frog in the title I have to play it at some point so that's what we're doing today did have candy in it I don't know this game is only like an hour long so the other plan is once we get through frog detective as we're going to do part 2 of community content night where I told you we're gonna split it into two and we're gonna do it next weekend and here we are community content night part two will be after frog detective one let's go over those you that weren't here a couple days ago we talked about the schedule coming up here gonna get a little weird I have some old friends that have come into town and they are gonna be here for a week a full week so I've got to take some time to show them around Vegas if some of them it's their first time for being here so old Boston friends coming in on top of that I have sort of the final stretch of my medical mystery that there's a couple appointments coming up this week but not both next week is what I mean so it's gonna be interesting well not next week like the week after next the first week of February so there's not gonna be a stream tomorrow got that's where it starts but as of Tuesday we're gonna start early on Tuesday very early cuz I got something going on later in the evening on Tuesday but as of Tuesday we're gonna go five days in a row we're gonna go Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and then after that after the five days superstream oh you are not gonna see me for at least six days that's what I'm gonna be taking the week off so I figured if I'm gonna take six days off I want to stream like six days in a week and I'm saying that I just want to disappear but that's the plan nothing tomorrow something today and then we do five days in the room he's never coming back after that one what am I gonna do for six days that I don't know knit a sweater it would not tie in class go work go work on something cool eat a good breakfast at least one of those days I want you okay don't run the time when I'm gone I want you to eat a [ __ ] really good breakfast I'm talking like greens tomatoes beans and [ __ ] like I have like a full good spread and Alton you think about me while you're doing that you're like he [ __ ] told me to do this [ __ ] don't me to have like the beans and tomatoes and some nice like green sauteed eggs why don't you think of me to do that I mean what are you beans for breakfast hold on a minute but you but you guys don't what do you mean beans for breakfast what the [ __ ] what's wrong with you what are you talking about like hot SI inc that's English that's English style you guys don't have English style breakfast in England this like 12% of my audience is from England how come I'm not saying seeing boy yeses England isn't real that's an English diaper at beans toast eggs tomatoes sausages come on that's an English style breakfast that's my mother used to tell me she liked me no she wasn't him says that too I got two people versus you off like three thousand sorry guys anyway so we can play frogs just gonna chill for a little bit late frog detective this has been very very highly requested I don't know why but it was it's true yeah I know let's put it on I don't know anything about this game it just looks kind of like a cute detective game just okay all the drew crew that's here just imagine a clip right this is Nancy Drew's a frog now okay he said yeah yeah why does it every game have to have a crew why can't we just play video games why is it why is my stream in my community every game is a different country we can't we just hit bought it why do I have to have a crew for every game this game fun hyoeun you know okay alright let's see do it yeah I know it's gonna get spammed do it use the mouse to look around all right super frog detective WASD is move around okay it's me what phone's ringing plus it's not even [ __ ] 90 FOV [ __ ] refunded hello who is it it's the supervisor hi supervisor hey how's life yeah pretty graphic our teach you he and the wife just got back from Indonesia oh well tell them that day dang camp Island that means welcome back I think thanks anyway wait you call about all right I have a case for you oh it's a pretty spooky fun so hold on tight I've heard daddy there's a little slot who owns an island just off the bay Martin's is name says he's been hearing a ghosts were about two weeks so get this he hires a team of scientists I say I'm not gonna do this whole stream what's a ghost scientists I don't know anyway he hires some of them right and they can't find it they've been on the island for two weeks whoa the ghost is still at large so the head scientists there a monkey calls me up they need help and they want the greatest investigator I have so I said to them I'll send my best investigator but lobster cop wasn't available this gave my 30 minutes well this is this is precious game time real estate we're running out of time so I'm asking you the second best investigator I fully understand lobster comfort abilities far outweigh my own yeah but you're pretty good sorry up for it and I'm scary I should be very brave I believe in you protect a Chinese here thank you soup fight I get okay well who can you give me a summary of the case before I go auto voice sure thing the basics are there's a slow wait is this kids game how old you have to be the plate is okay what's this what's the cutoff ceiling for age for playing this game cuz I know like there's a cute games right oh that's cute game for kids but if you're over the age of 8 like it's don't even play it right like this sloth who's hearing a lot of spooky ghost noises around his Island he calls a bunch of ghost scientists but this stunt up to you to solve the mystery of the Haunted Island is now a haunted island at me cuz that's the title of the case I'm gonna grab your magnifying glass and get going see you later supervisor good luck Thanks not a cutoff age for video games if you like it germ oh yes I thought this is a mirror I asked my trusty magnifying glass can't solve mysteries without it how I can right click to see up close but I can't do the thing I can't do the thing that they do in every single but what was last time you saw a magnifying glass in any form of media that wasn't this the magnifying glass isn't is not they don't use it anymore Nancy Drew no no I'm talking like I'm sorry let me rephrase that media that has been consumed by more than a million people right like what was the last time you saw not don't Nancy Drew's doesn't count [Music] Sherlock Holmes time to solve a mystery they even used magnifying glasses in Sherlock Holmes race rocks no presents Superfrog I'm gonna say that like a thousand times this trip you know I am frog detective adventure a faraway tis Superfrog lip [Music] [Music] this is kind of loud I've heard of that it's on an island starring the detective mark Larry Moe the mouse Ernie fresh X and the rest [Music] hey spawn the haunted island this is just like cutouts okay the Haunted eye on them ready so I have to solve the case you a Kermit voice well this is a really small island I don't think is gonna be that hard to figure this out considering do i do have one camera that's pointed at the island that's all I need just even if it's a low is not even have to be done a PhD okay what do you want now you finally made it thanks for coming on such short notice I first so much about your adventures I'm a huge fan wow that's very kind of you when you think about who is behind the forest ooh that the new witch town I couldn't believe it I thought nobody would ever saw that mystery I mean who steals an entire forest oh you've been following my blog yeah I'm mystery monkey 49 I comment all the time I've meet a funny joke once and you responded of course I remember I don't remember that please mystery monkey 49 is my online name you could just call me mystery monkey course you can ask you some questions about kids questions yes what would you like to know and we should I talked to your face you're talking to me already okay who should I talk to second hmm Larry the the tall red one he always wants to meet new people although I think he mostly wants new people to meet him not so much the other way around I checked our tanks what would you like to know the resident may ask food residues iron news oh that we Martin you can find him hiding the forest he thinks the ghost can't catch him there hmm dangerous I'm biscuit but what would you like to know nothing I'll come back after I did some stuff see you around what's the Saints thing hmm maybe a man in a suit was playing this to compromised the compromise you have with the drill crew what is that wait huh can I pick this up this Patrick no it's not okay what is it what is this next cookies macaroni [Music] yeah there's not mine [Music] hey you're that Detective right eyeballin that monkey keeps on going on about that's me I am so glad they finally brought someone else in I know nothing I really shouldn't have taken the job why'd you take it oh I'll be honest I thought it was a secret agent job that's right time why would you think that our job listing said go scientist that didn't seem like a real job to me I thought it was like a comfort under one that only smart people could figure out like me I still could be a cover maybe they're testing you oh no no no you're right well I I better look competent I'm only joking sure castration crises back teeth Oh what else do you want to know what do you know about noise you confirm challenge I mean I'm not great at this I'd be good at other jobs just letting you know but it does seem like the noise is coming from this hall from a natural creature they seem to be otherworldly somehow they have a where two distinct top sometimes it sounds like a birds call but only sometimes guys now get information yes I'm very good at finding things up if you know what I mean Ernie I'm not a secret agent Oh Oh what else do you wanna know he's not paying attention beyond the impression ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding we figured it out I'm not paying attention to the story at all I'm just making sure that I sound like Bernie Sanders that's it that's all I cared about I don't know anything well I don't even know what he just said no idea what's happening right now okay let's let's pay attention let me let me figure this out about the hole and I this to the talk this is making me dumb this is making feast I'm the thinking dumb you know why do you think about noise come again joy like I'm not even processing that information it's just I'm losing IQ points when I do detective frog detector okay here we go what do you know about the noises coming from this hole I mean uh I'm not great at this but I'd be good at some other stuff just letting you know I don't have a problem with you it just seems like the noises coming from the whole line from a natural creature I know all kinds of creatures in my life they see mother worldly somehow they've all right all right I've met me five - pay attention no more voices we're done birds call only sometimes okay birds call do Obama I I'm not sure that I can I'm willing to give it a try on the next donor you may alright why do you want to be a secret agency rages get the best stuff like for example you've got a cool magnifying glass I want one of those okay sure you're not him Bernie winks hey here if I can't be super agent things I give it for I would love a magnifying glass de perón there's nothing I want more you want a magnifying glass you just give them mine all right nothing that's it I was saving my points for that but now you can save him for something else like making what a pie emotes black and white which just makes it harder to see text for the channel points [Music] Hey it's me Larry hey I did not do it huh the noises are not coming from me I can i Larry did not make these spooky noises that's Marcia's business what are you even listening to me I said I didn't make those noises now I heard I just I don't like being abused like this I'm not oh you're not accusing me that's such a relief can I are you gonna ask me a question yeah ask me the questions are me what can you tell me about the northern firstly I am not the one making them I'm not making the noise yeah but I know where they're coming from what it covered from the cave in the forest why haven't you chosen anything don't worry listens to me they say stuff like well Larry if you won't listen to us we won't listen to you which is so weird because I do listen maybe hey I'm a really great listener how did we get into this is just evil Bernie evil Bernie Sanders how do we get into a cave well I need a few things to get pulled there you'll need some sort of explosive device is that safe wendy'll of a ghost here detective none of this is sick anyway I'll need a few things I looked up an explosive recipe one of the old chemistry books I need toothpaste some wool a chunk of pure gold and some pasta I'm sorry the normal explosive ingredient this is terras explosive recipe yes you want to get into that cave bring me a doll's ingredient and you're my best ask me the question now you have to do a bar house right not neck next carry this big some dynamite not yet detective we still need toothpaste so wolf a chunk of pure gold and some pasta okay all right I need so honeypot oh yeah so give me that how do I get that pasta I need this yeah it's not mine to take it what do you do hi howdy what are you doing in there for me but there's a storm oh not raining yet besides it's not actually that unsafe do the swimmin stores everyone keeps telling me they'd get out of the sea but it's safer in here and it is up there why is that uh no uh ghosts in what ghosts can swim how do you know Martin said you don't look happy in there I guess I'm not tired in here thanks ask you why you're so sad well it's not silly I really want a magnet I told you it's silly why do you want in Magnus well go on my dream is to attach a magnet to a boat and hold on oh why boats are fast I'm not that I hold on to the magnet I'll be really fast - nice right I don't have any idea where to find one though and even if I did there's no way I'm getting out of that water here I'm - that ghost is power that's interesting there anything you need to know okay let's process information now time to process info all right why did you want the magnet so I can attach it to the back of the boat and zoom along all right so you want to bang that so you can zoom along okay sweetie I'll give you this big shell in return for a magnet I thought it might be back that if it's not let's process info for this like kids game that I'm not gonna be able to complete because I'm doing like presidents and presidential candidates oh no god dammit okay I was I supposed to know what am i scientists okay is everything that's it even re we need to get a magnet so we get a shell I mean magnets we get a shell I mean pasta to get the bomb - we need a magnet to get shell this is so funny there's a million people here all right what does this that map a magnifying glass it bad stop right there stop it stop right there why Michels Michels don't step on my shellfish oh I won't we can't be sure of that I guess not the very fragile very small be carefully howdy y'all I get please just please be careful and touch them don't step on them okay you're still gonna stand like that yeah why I'm allowed I'm on alert I am protecting my chance from dangerous feet Wow sorry I've just worked up about my shells I don't mean to be rude but what shells I can't see any sounds that's because they're small but me very large a very big hands shells are small and enormous our smile too small for your weak magnifying glass Wow so I'm sorry it's the truth it's the truth it's just the truth I had to get this one specifically made from my diner shells hi Ann can I ask you some questions ask me questions just be careful don't touch them don't get near them I will one alright no no not you no no no you're from the fake news somebody else please me why don't you just get a bigger show you fool hey sorry it's just that there's not many big shells around here this is all just if I could get one shot right we got to hit the shell to get the magnifying glass to get the pasta all right we need shell putting magnet to get shell to get magnifying glass to get okay okay all right all right asked me a question we got we got him got to put that cape this guy's a partisan stripper [Laughter] do you know anything about that cave Oh what oh no no I I don't know it I'm not I'll go in my nightie could it be a cave might not be again it couldn't I might just be a small dark place hey my dad doesn't need to be a food nurse could be anything looks like a pile of rock there's a cave well I guess we'll agree to disagree it's literally a confirmed cave a potato potato you know you do you added me okay let's make sure we let's make sure we do Trump correctly the only way I'm talking to me yeah the cam has to go on for this because Donald Trump was one of the only voices where you have to actually move around like I'm okay like get my hands come up in the air like this and across like this and I close my fingers I don't know I just said you have to move around I am very and and there let me get it like this doesn't do anything but I don't know why you just have to do it you're a gobbler today [Music] okay really yeah fair enough ask me questions just be careful I changed this one halfway through now eat somebody else okay I haven't paid attention to anything oh now I know okay all right all right all right right what's the first step bill what's the first item we need magnet Oh God we need potion we need potion to get shell to get magnet to get boat to get [ __ ] pasta to get all right we gotta get for the first one you okay yeah are you sure well I have just never talked to her detective before I've heard so many nice things about you I don't want to be embarrassing if I am embarrassing that would be very bad embarrassing that's very good news oh that's very good news but the conversation isn't over there's still time I have to be careful oh that's okay if I ask you some questions you have questions for me questions yes sir you seem very nervous why because the detective thing I told you I'm afraid of detectives maybe when I was a kid I had a bad dream about if you kept if something like that I don't know sorry what what what no it's because this is close I know why people are [ __ ] bad right now because yes it's getting really close to the thing that everybody [ __ ] AIDS I know and that one's like no don't shut up hey I'm available and you can feel and you're like no no no no I thought if he says if he says this with this voice and he says in a and then a Y followed by an a followed by a why fall by our second day I'm gonna leave the stream all right fine oh I didn't have a dream about that why are you afraid of me sorry about that fine you've worn me down damn your extreme detective skills I'm nervous because of mystery monkey mystery monkey is a huge fan of your blog so I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of you I just think mystery monkey is super neat I don't want to be embarrassing in a case I mess up everything oh well is there anything I can do to help you hmm there's a dance competition coming up tomorrow I want to compete and show mystery movie that I'm really good at dancing but I don't know what style of dance will impress them would you ask mystery monkey and find out for me I can give you this mouthwash mouthwash in return try questions yes now dinkle cream of the crop the cream of the crop if you could do this [ __ ] god damn it all right that bottle what do you got in there oh that's my mouthwash give it to me I'm happy to give you can find out what type of dance style all right we're gonna go mystery monkey do it okay do it and Randy Savage is one of those voices that like if you go all out it really your voice will be hurt in pain for three days after you do it guaranteed I don't know how he did that so often like him he must have had a voice made out of his vocal cords probably made out of [ __ ] iron like just so much pressure coming out of your throat at the same time so much richer there's a [ __ ] legend all right all right all right we need to go to we gotta talk to to the monkey I'll come back I'm getting that bottle this supposed to take 30 minutes to pick this game I've already beaten the game once all right where's uh you what kind of dance do you like I forgot his voice questions yes what would you like to know what is your favorite dance style hey um you yeah you like dancing and dance styles I don't understand and I like dancing a lot it that's what you're asking yeah kind of what type of dancing do you like most of all dancing well I basically have one move yeah but yeah if you saw someone dancing what snare here with you most likely be this is such a good dance to me what I guess I'm trying to ask you is what inside your address pay attention mm-hmm I think breakdancing is so neat if I saw someone breakdancing Wow I would swoon I would even go so far to say bye so I did Randy Savage for one second and like it's Hertz I did it for one second it's alright I can't do any more voice to the rest of scream I'd be deeply impressed myself somebody break dance that I would want to hang out with them at all times forever that's great I got look I gotta prove it that could be whiskey but it's not it's water that's been poured over coffee beans and then drained into a glass still water technically all right sorry touch strange question that's okay I'm not sure it's important to the case all right so now let's go get the mouthwash about a monkey fact thanks for injuring yourself at the beginning of the stream like I've done that like five times already like I've hurt myself like it before I get during a stream it was like well see in six hours what through got a broom alright so look it's you can I pick it up all right here we go I want that mouthwash it will have some questions questions yours I'm gonna do a fake rad7 hey I talked to miss Fremont oh my gosh did you mention me what we've mystery monkey say there's mystery monkey hate me so embarrassed I didn't mention you that's Joel yeah doesn't Joel do a really good read this is just a bad Joel he just like a perfect Randy Savage I could never compare yeah I couldn't mystery monkey likes breakdancing the best Joel basically is Randy Savage [Laughter] breakdancing I think I could do that I gotta start practicing now though their neck pains oh here's the mouthwash before I forget cheese all right got the mouthwash know what the hell we need to do with this Bobby [ __ ] streamers gonna be bopping real soon it's even looks like the same character that's what's [ __ ] up nobody linked that gift this is the same character same dancing it's the same person now I need shower we even talked to you who are you who are you ah who are you I didn't mean to startle you I'm frog detective oh okay don't sneak up on me like that I was visible for the entire approach well fine I guess that just don't look so spooky okay I'll do my best sorry I'm so cranky I ever slept in two weeks I'm Bakken king of the yacht yeah Ken well when I got here there was nobody else on the island except for me and Finley so I thought I was to find to declare myself is king Finley I don't think Finley cares about that sort of stuff Finley mostly cares about dance competition now I'm it ask who's Finley oh okay you ask you a few questions go ahead not questions for me dance competition you mentioned dance competitions you tell me they're more about jet engine it's tomorrow anything else ah the best dancer wins okay you got questions for me this is Jackson's changing every [ __ ] half second this / I'm being like ripped through like portals I'm putting ripped through like accent portals I can't pick one he's moving from country to country to country who's Finlay someone's playing with the slider yeah he mentioned you your friend Finlay who is that man Henley lives on a nearby island in comes to visit me every few days the last time I saw Felicia she was talking about a song she wanted to dance to for the competition the booths with pretty amazing and not like me she'll probably win I haven't seen her in a while but she's probably still prepping for the competition it is tomorrow not that I'll be in to compete with what the situation got questions for me there were the noises it's everybody noises and where they're coming from I'm not exactly sure where they come from my but I know they are coming from a boy asked how do you know for sure I have a book about ghosts it's called the ghost guide foolproof ways to detect Oh spirit I read by STUV it anyway in the book it says that most ghosts can't be seen and get this I haven't seen a single one yet proof is all they're not questions for me God look good why can't we have live but the American accent it seriously it's like you got liked it do you have questions for me you got questions for me you go questions for me you have questions for me you guys have seen that video it's one of my favorite videos where it's a dictionary talking about like accents well it's like dude it's on some websites you can have like a definition of a word right Hertz stand you guys have seen this video stand versus stand British versus American I've told this already have enough but there's a lot of new people here so there's a website where you can place different accents for different words and one of the words is stand and the person clicks on the English speaking version of it and it's like stunned and then they click on the just American English and it goes stand it sounds like so stunned stand did you find it you found it good yeah it's like just what it just sounds so elegant do the other ones just like yeah whatever read the YouTube comments stand stand [Laughter] it's funny every time man I haven't seen this video in a while it's funny effort stand stand one more time more time we'll move on stand stand what is it Lisa the comments sure but yeah that that's like that's so funny one year ago a year ago yeah I've talked about this is one of my favorite YouTube videos this having 82 thousand views is just it's criminal this should not be this should be at like 820 million views I think I showed you guys this like a year ago but you know I thought your favorite video was the hog-calling contest um it's changed a little bit over the years it's changed a little bit wait that's a reload oh well whatever all right uh what about your nerves you seem super nervous is there something I can do to help you it's just the ghosts getting me down I haven't been able to sleep kind of annoyed too because I usually love hearing stories about ghosts read all about them on the cyber web.com but now I'm living one I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of things autumn of the grave more like it what that made more sense in my head I guess I mean like we'll probably die before the mystery is solved that's pretty dark dark just like the conclusion of this tale sorry if I'm being dramatic you know I'm a good detective right I've shot every case I'd taken on except the mystery of how to put on a hat I don't like hats my head's a strange shape it really is the point is you're safe I'm going to find the culprit best thing you can do is sit and write everything will be okay I don't feel okay I'm trying to get hard to calm down I understand Garcia's scary but it might not be a ghost you really think it's ghosts I don't know for sure oh let's try a visualization exercise lots of drugs exorcism it's a thing where we pretend imagine you're on the beach surrounded by calming waves you can feel cool breeze on your face waves slowly move in and then out it's a safe Beach what Reach is it this speech this isn't a safe Beach there's a ghost here no the ghost is on holiday oh okay where is it on a road trip cool can we visualize that we're on a road trip instead like the ghost he's on the road trip great point continue anyway the waves are coming in and out slowly there's nothing to worry about no ghosts round at all the ghost is on a road trip yeah nothing to fear a nice sandy beach just me in the ocean how do you feel it's so relaxed great meet you thanks so much detective that's okay I want to give you something as thanks perhaps a piece of my crown chunk of pure gold wow that's so kind it's really heavy it better be it's made out of pure gold man why I like gold okay got questions for me what weirdly weird sexual voice what are you talking about that's half the [ __ ] sounds you heard on the radio all right I got a pure gold okay well I got his potion I mean he doesn't know remember do not split up when searching for ghosts like scooby-doo who took my sunglasses give them back it's me I didn't don't some all noises need some to-mah-toes or soup who is ghost I'm not qualified this might come in handy got a magnet whoo that was that was easy that was really easy that was super easy that was easiest thing I've done all day I got the magnet okay uh science line don't go in okay we're gonna do okay kill me hmm I should have listened to the same I have a gonna magnet uh uh we uh you got a magnet okay always with the question is there anything you need to know I got a magnet I brought you a magnet what like a real real boat are you FRU yes this is a dream come true thank you so much no problem in return I'll uh give me this big show I don't need it anyway great thanks Wow a real magnet alright now we take the shell and we go over here [Music] I think this needs a new voice always always asking questions ask me questions just be careful I have a big shell if you want mine what man is how did you how did you do this somebody how did he do that it's a long story Oh in that case I don't care just give me the shell don't care I hate stories especially the long ones okay anyway I journal II want the shell and I swap you for the shell real quickly I have this magnifying glass look at the tiny shells they're very small I won't need it now that I have this big shell go thanks you're still standing weird I'm still on alert here's the magnifying glass and get out of here well what a crowded it is crowd anyone's ever seen and we go over here one of the magnifying glass you did I've got something for you best best deal in the history of all magnifying glasses every magnifier is the best deal a little bit just sometimes we're a voice oh yeah questions questions questions what else do you want to know I have a spare magnifying glass if you want one interested are you kidding me it's very little e there's nothing I want more here you go this is the best date ever all of my dreams come true we got Medicare for all we got magnifying glasses and remember I was the first one that put forth the magnifying glass bill of 1981 that's daya is there anything I could do to repay you do you need any help with your secret your business I'm not a secret agent five five five five I could give you by lunch ooh what's cookin pasta as always I always eat as cheap as I can a little bit of olive oil on your pasta that's are getting some of these people put tomato sauce on their pasta too much talks better ah stares off if there's one thing I love apart from a thrill of secrecy its bath anyway my appetite is satiated from the deliciousness of this magnifying glass as a weird way to word that whatever you like my pasta or one yay it's all yours all right we need all right we have money wait wait wait is this enough I think we have everything I forget oh yeah right it's evil a little more evil more questions asked we don't the questions IV then you this ingredients for the explosive device no paste some wool Chuck a pure gold and some pasta ask me the questions IB we need wool and I get whoa Larry David and Bernie Sanders are the same person [Laughter] didn't-didn't they like meat and they just kind of started going like I think they just like kind of were yelling at each other for like a minute or two I [ __ ] love Larry David have you never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm just just do what what are you doing like do it what are you doing all right so what what now honey oh you got wool right here [Music] Hey how's it hangin half fine I guess board mostly why are you bored that's suspicious suspicious why surely you can't just say I'm suspicious there's no rule against it I'm not being suspicious at all I just not sorry for calling you suspicious that's okay why are you bored isn't hunting ghosts supposed to be exciting for the first weeks you're not now though I've been at this post the entire time I'm shedding everywhere gross I know you might have asked you if you questions ask away [ __ ] why are you shaking so much I haven't had a trim an aegis it's just so young split ends everywhere I'm usually getting cut months a week but it's been two weeks now yuck it's so gross it's totally fine thanks for trying to spare my feelings there is wall everywhere I think everyone is so grossed out by it surely that's not true hey maybe not but if it was true in my heart I think most people like wool use for so much stuff like what my jumper is made out of wool oh wait are you for real yes that's weird it's weird that you're wearing my hair wool is pretty gross too that's why I keep my short I don't think wool is gross at all okay but what if I wore coat made of your slam what you do gross right sure that slime is kind of gross anyway and I'm not saying that is someone who is very slimy I am saying that well is won by most people it's the first time I've heard someone wearing a wool I think that makes you the weird one nice I'm pretty sure you were wearing is well oh wait wait what I'm wearing another sheep's hair I'm pretty sure yeah gross I'm happy to take your wallet away from you if you'd like I mean you're on race night whatever oh yes please but you'll need something to clean it well fine okay cool I probably won't use fire okay can't believe I'm wearing wool but if it's Bardis what if I ask you some other questions but I asked the word hey I got that broom okay it's amazing thanks detective can I keep this broom absolutely and I keep your will it's still weird but yeah knock yourself out but I mean like take all the wool you want not physically knock yourself out are you stupid whew alright I'm ready as this is this The Witcher all right here we go all questions ask me them the questions I made those bodies and you're listening radiance one more time based mobile chunker rolled and some pasta Thanks do I not have toothpaste no wait that doesn't count that's mouthwash where would I get the toothpaste oh there's more wait bug is a bug oh wait a minute holy [ __ ] there's up to swap get a big spider [Music] howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy re hello are you Lea yep right you broke my tooth pretty shipment no I'm just tected oh and I call you TD T deep TTIP yes nice I have some questions is that okay take it away eat it why aren't you wearing a lab coat like those scientists it's my day off I've been working so hard for the last two weeks it's very important to take a break in get some Sun you're right not about your son by taking day off yeah I didn't think a great day for it sorry in question you on your day off take it away you do tick Arthur hope you don't mind me saying but you have wonderful teeth thank you thank you I'm so glad someone finally noticed how do you keep them so pearly white witch doctor type smiles 101 tooth whitening cool face for teeth of course dr. Tate's marriage 101 tooth whitening cool pastry teeth I get a shape in here every three days I go through stuff real quickly I'm down to my last tube Wow where can I get some of my Audrey pace yeah do you have teeth well I could give you about two but I would need something else to keep my mouth fresh I think about it Cask you smarty he's British hey little worried eat it mouthwash I have some mouthwash for you please thanks am I able to use your toothpaste now I almost forgot here you go eat it hey you know what your will will let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go more questions ask me the questions I mean I've slowed down a little I'm trying to be more like my friend over here on the other side he's a little bull towed out than me I'm trying to be more like you let's make some dynamite let's see oh you got everything amazing shall we make some dynamite yes let's do it nice I'll cook up some dynamite or we can get exploding baby punished and Bernie oh this is it yep time to blow this game up Larry explosions a dangerous sorry I - carefully blow this cape thank you no work I'm nervous me too and I'm not even coming into the game you're not I don't like dark spaces I'm a Sonny Boy baby I'm not a baby sorry anyway good luck look after yourself in there sorry let's do it it's like super animated surprised that was like fully animated [Music] every what everyone is burning well let me just tell you something okay oh my buster my possibly I got pasta here okay it's me if everyone is Bernie wait let's not that's not true that's not necessarily true Oh FPS gameplay every one of whom is from Alabama that's not true the there was that one guy that was from every country on earth so I mean that's not true [Music] [Music] mystery movie puffin this is the bird it's Finley oh hi uh uh who are you are you ghost what I don't think so hey sure hmm yep that's great you're not wrong so um who are you Finley who are you detective howdy wait a minute Hendley I know that name I'm pretty well known around her around vocal done circles [ __ ] no I can't I get nobody can't do Irish okay no not Irish not Irish not Irish anybody anything but Irish any your Martin's friend ah yeah what are you what are you doing here practicing for the dance competition it's tomorrow my logs been down here uh-huh he's like two weeks I think I didn't even realize that wait two weeks have you seen any ghosts around huh just me down here does Martin know you're here huh I don't think so he never comes down here really why not hey he thinks every dark space is hundred 200 you reads all those ghost books and thinks there's a ghost in every store yeah it's good for me though perfect spot to train you you've been you've been dancing for two weeks tried oh all right yeah aren't you tired no big naps these mushrooms are super nutritious gross mushrooms are disgusting that's your opinion detective no it's a fact okay okay anyway mines been super spooked out because he's been hearing weird noises our another Island any idea what that is hmm I've been listening to my radio while fencing let me tell you it has been crazy this game has lots of holes in it the sound from your radio could easily travel up to the surface I bet it's our Superboy - hmm you know you've been trapped in here right the caves been blocked off by rocks really really really really that's me okay here we are no yeah right here right there I think this is it right here that's so funny yeah you could have died huh did I'd actually be a ghost I didn't even dig a dad yeah anyway let's go is leave yep you oh look at me Finley hi Martin hi hey hi buddy a door here flowers in the cave yeah what how did you get him it's been sealed up for weeks two weeks to be exact wait a minute as it turns out there was never a ghost there was Finley in a cave to hold him series so wrapped up in practicing she didn't even know skate got caved in the noises from her video carried up to services sounds real scary but my ghost books I was so sure it was a ghost no just me I'll show you you should never trust books don't ever read one always use the internet instead yeah Brookes her without exception back surely you're not covered yep oh wait hold on hi there apologies for the interruption I hope you're enjoying the game I won't keep you for long well I agree with the detective on most issues there are contexts in which books can be very useful and informative it's important to check the validity of the author's sources and to check the book is up-to-date the internet can also be a useful place to find information make sure you're getting your information from a trusted site thank you for your time enjoy the rest of the game anyway as I've seen books have no place in society sure thing that makes a lot of sense thank you for opening my eyes to the usefulness of the Internet and the huge lists of books [ __ ] you're very welcome useless snake so just to be clear you were practicing for the competition this whole time yep I'm in it to win it I'm still not entirely sure what this dance competition involves dance competition best dancer wins who else is competing hmm that's a good point yes else I guess don't [ __ ] it both of us boom what afterglow scientists the wet don't worry about it I think we need more entrance I know a few hard-working friends who could use a good buggy but they won't be here tomorrow well let's move the competition to today maybe there we get out yeah before we Dunn's I just want to say thanks for solving the mystery detective no prob middle I had a lot of fun help Larry figured out where noises we're coming from Barry that the lobster the mother talks over everybody yep well I give my thanks to Mary to carry buggy let's go I beat the game holy [ __ ] fraud detectives [ __ ] got some monster moves he needs some space hey he's just flexing on every bit he really is like everyone's gonna get it you're gonna get out of the way who has the best moves all - what a mystery tier list okay I think we've practiced enough wait a minute who's judging wait is the best part of whole game how do it all right now we have to decide let's go all right all right okay all right no I know you pull out the robot now and and next all right I like it that's investment so far that's that's the single lady [Music] [Laughter] [Music] now it's robot - nope [Music] that's alright that [ __ ] face that [ __ ] face guys wedding when the wedding circle forms everyone starts dancing and it's like you go in now you go in and everyone's like clapping along and there's some really cool [ __ ] and then somebody just stumbles into the middle and him [ __ ] well thank you peers just move their arms around people like yeah also but it in your head you're going holy [ __ ] man somebody to sit down someone's gotta sit that guy down and give him a water it was Lera it was Larry's loss no no there's no Paul who's that like single ladies there I can learn it no votes for that one sorry [Music] this is the election what was the plot of the game I don't know I was concentrating on doing voices for 85% of it I don't even know what we did we went to an island and we solved it there was a cave that was noise was coming out of it I don't remember anything hopefully you guys can do new game+ hog oh yeah that's cool this is the last case that we solved okay cool I wonder what happened there all I know is that there's a putt soft on this picture there's a giant Eddie crap no I'm not doing that one again I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't want to keep that okay when we do the community content I just know I I'm continuing to perpetuate the meme of the giant enemies spider because they're like 10 giant enemies spider remixes tonight so I will get up there's a lot of remix already prog detective crime solving agency frog detective speaking how can I help [Music] supervisor wait work on the haunted island mystery thank you I tried really hard I don't think even lobster cop could have solved that one I think you're under estimating lobster claw you're probably right anyway as I saw you muster the groove at the dance competition yeah where'd you see that it was on TV every channel every Channel in HD cool I didn't even see any cameras well you certainly impressed the public my phone has been ringing off the hook mostly the cars are about your dancing but I did get one call about a case have you heard of warlock woods I haven't well there's a very strange going on things around there they need our best investigator on the job last checkup was not available yeah can you handle another case detective I can handle anything the detective will return in the [ __ ] Star Wars Episode who the case of the invisible wizard oh no that's wrong wrong franchise Captain America will return not Star Wars will return well whoever wouldn't know Star Wars that will return that was cute it's already out it's out now play it oh don't play it right now no but no no no no but no time for that but enough time for that how long is it yes we do it's another hour it's 30 minutes all right all right let's do that one let's do it let's do frog detective chapter two let's go all right let's go yeah all right let's do it guys already I think I already own it pace of the invisible wizard um I already got it looks like an hour to bit alright then [ __ ] whatever the fine this is cute we got time for community community that this community content is not going to be as long as the last one is like half as much stuff because it's like a part two and it's catching us up to like last week look at that I do have it already yeah don't worry ah this one is what's it called you're gonna hear it loud room and I'm really sorry about that she wouldn't do that loud dude hyper hyper the chat pipe in the chat hypetrain what the [ __ ] is going on hypetrain started I disabled hype trans so don't even try it they physically are turned off on this channel where is it looking for a game to capture found one found one frog detective - I gotta change the game right because this is not accurate we're in frog detective - now you case of the invisible wizard this cue thank you speedrun it can you can i speedrun this I don't know I don't want a speedrun it I want to take my time and have some fun alright let's keep going here we go raagh detective two new voices it's a new game there's gonna be new voices and unfortunately the voice actor from frog detective one wood did not move on to frog detective - he was in the middle of other projects so that's the biggest gripe that think a lot of people have with this one I've heard so hopefully that it's still you know hopefully people still think it's any good I don't let's find out for our detective crime solving agency fraud detective speaking hey detective hi supervisor why did you hang up on me huh we were talking just a moment ago about a new case the one at warlock woods right yeah I hung up because I got too excited about solving another mystery that's understandable what can i what can you tell me about this new case it's a doozy detective hold on to your hat supervisor you know I can't wear hats sorry anyway whatever what what the [ __ ] you want me to do about this I already told you what happened alright you want it you want me to mute his sections and hold on I know that voice actor you want to call him and see you feel like I'll come into like a discord call and like read it well it cost a lot of money I know that actor okay all right all right all right all right let me sleep they're out on discord yeah they are they're all mine well you just just hold on wait until I can I'm gonna call how about days ago a new resident moved in a shy kinda gal doesn't like to be the center of attention anyway she settles into the new house and doesn't go outside to greet anyone the residents of the town feel like they need to welcome her properly so the organizer welcoming parade great idea absolutely but someone in the town seemed to think otherwise last night the parade decorations were destroyed what I know right so rude nobody has any leads on the case they don't I'm waiting for them to [ __ ] reply to me Jesus guys I can't just turn it off I'm waiting for a reply on disk oi everybody needs to relax holy [ __ ] that's where you all right hon are you [ __ ] around now jesus [ __ ] christ hold on come on hello hey what's up it's me oh hey what's going on how are you doing I'm doing good did you get my messages that I sent you yes I did all right do you are you cool for doing this yes okay so I'm gonna mute the frog sections and then you can come in and I mean I bump it might be delayed a little bit but it's okay I got your everything out your day that's fine cool real voice by the way real voice by the way are you ready damn they're just ready I've read okay oh I'm sorry okay that's me I'm detective I'm aware warlock woods is a magic town so it's not the easiest place to get you you'll need to take an enchanted cart to the end of the line then travel rest of the way on foot too easy you'll need to question everybody to get to the bottom of thing do you think you could solve the mystery hmm yep great oh do it haha oh I forgot to mention the new resident of the woods is special she's invisible all right that was loud hey can you are you eating something yeah what can you put into just I've got a little lot of people here watching that was now and a wizard and invisible wizard poor um what's your beverage of her being invisible nobody knows what she looks like so they're really excited to find out that's the parade in the decorations in the celebrations they wanted to be invisible the invisible visible exactly anyway how do you have everything you need um I'm not sure he's my job for my parents I think I'm missing something your magnifying glass of course it's on the table next to the door i what am I saying sake diaper I was gonna say diaper yeah you're not very good at reading what the [ __ ] am i how is that why was I going to say diaper unprofessional shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] that's very rude to say am i doing pay finished by the way transfer one back on thanks supervisor good luck detective ah my trusty magnifying glass I can't solve mysteries without it [Music] [ __ ] what he's calling me now he's calling me you calling me now try answer it hello I'm sorry okay it's alright yes I'll pay you by the way I didn't mean to fly off the handle like that I'll turn it back down same thing same deal okay okay let's go uh my trust where the magnifying glass I can't show off mr. each without it well maybe I kid but I wouldn't want you it's missing background white noise from his mic no don't give me that idea please [ __ ] god damn it hold on that's [ __ ] stupid enough for me to think it's funny just wait you he has push-to-talk on you but hold on you wait-wait-wait-wait-wait give me one second this is worth this is worth it to me bareback you okay I just had to a need to fix this Mike that was wrong in this Mike sir again [Music] look through your magnifier was right click yes yes yes we know how to do this let's go are you ready [Music] lobster capo it was a wink [Music] is it Larry no it's not Larry ah it's the famous frog detective perhaps not but I'm sure you will be soon what brings you to my office detective oh I thought that was a cupboard I've been putting all my cleaning supplies in there [Music] excuse my ignorance detective I wasn't trying to offend make him move out ooh turn them up it's can you talk for me for a second that's not ads that something needs to be a little louder you're too quiet let me turn you up a little say something a little bit say it again so everybody it turn your mic is [ __ ] up you don't have any way to check to see if you're bored but Mike you have plugged in this one pen it shows you Roger check webcam microphone 920 no no no no wrong Mike you have a better mic don't you don't you don't have a better mic I drove a voice actor magic HD you don't have you don't have a single let me try padma bhushan we shoot this one better hello like this way now go back to the other one the other one out of another one a little better you're just Winston why do you sound so different on this one my phone uau you're on you're on skype on the phone [ __ ] it whatever we gotta mean we can't just do this all day that's fine so I'm gonna put you out displayed you pump the phone through that's fine you know you won't just come over just come over just a moment like I'll do my best impression of you as best I [ __ ] so no no no no no no no no like right now get here now I got a car just drive here now I'll do my best be here in [ __ ] 10 minutes I'm getting another phone call what the [ __ ] is calling me now what stop stop hello-o walk with you Barry I heard voice work look for some voice actors I can do voice work you okay you'll be here hi : I could hold the phone with my mouth are you are you gonna help what do you think you'll be here he's going on already he's gone [ __ ] vehicle Barry calling me doesn't he I hate this [ __ ] we don't know I'm [ __ ] screaming so aggravating like why would you call me during the middle of a stream to like try to get on the stream like get the [ __ ] out of here dude anyways I'll do my best [Music] excuse my ignorance detective I wasn't trying to offend I'm a very busy boy a head full of mysteries sometimes I forget to be polite if I was polite all the time I would never have time to solve it right I got a better voice than that don't I he's just like I look at me I understand maybe that's why I'm not as talented as you watch your [ __ ] perhaps but detective you must keep trying never give up I could give you some tips if you like Wow yes please tip number what pay attention you should make sure you are looking at things and paying attention to words yes quite right tip number two everyone is a suspect even you I will suspect myself much more from now on good call good call tip number three Carol your notebook oh I'm not really big on books they are without exception factually inaccurate detective don't be foolish a book you write yourself cannot be factually inaccurate if you are writing facts I suppose you're right I don't have a notebook though well it's your lucky day I have a spare notebook on my desk you can decorate it and use it all you like wow really yep there are stickers you can use - I bought them all with like crime-solving money cool I'll let you get to a detective head into my office when you're ready to decorate okay thanks locked your cop Thanks thank you Thanks laughter cop it's [ __ ] hard to do hope it gets here soon we can decorate the office who stickers hmm which sticker should I pick and where should they go oh is this tough it's tough Oh smart fighter [Music] [Music] that's good no wait this is kind of off dick alright sorry sorry sorry I'm sorry sorry sorry for the worm dick dun dun clap for me clap for me clap for me I [ __ ] demanded clap for me I [ __ ] demanded clap for me I [ __ ] demanded I don't notebook open you know it isn't new mechanic Notebook magnifier invisible wizard that's a lot of pages notes number one best detective has lots of fans is super cool so many trophies I hope I get a trophy one day you don't have any trophies liar [Music] you can stand writer right in front of Mike I hear that's a little too close pull back I can't explain it alright I'll give you some you can sit down right there that's been sick sick sick sick sick you know what to do you know what to do man of the hour say it say the line you came just in time hey I'm just solving oh are you alright you okay I know you're all right no you're fine you're fine you okay yeah I'm okay why is it so wet because I sweat a lot yeah okay it's time to solve another mystery did it is this this is took swollen ah yeah really swollen oh [ __ ] you superhot what [Music] are you good I am 100% fine nobody worry about me it's not swollen I just had a full job pink butter in my pocket and then slid down to the bottom of my pants cuz I have a hole in my pants okay you're good snacking on the go [Music] you making it worse do characters although we're gonna do characters [Music] [Music] you this dermal ink even work what the [ __ ] it didn't go through what a scam you Lockwood's oh my stars it's you it's me the famous lobster cop I really thought you'd be a lobster I know I'm [ __ ] yeah why is your name lobster cop I have to tell you something I'm not lobster cop hmm why not I don't know how to answer that who are you I'm detective frog detective I see those lobster cop not available and fortunately not well I think you'll do just fine thanks I'm Susan hi Susan hi I'm the one that contacted the agency which I think you'll find excludes me from being a suspect oh I didn't know yet I would worked you should know these things detective I'm sorry it's okay I think you should still question me though getting into Eeyore territory but they'll remove all doubt okay question me all you like of the wizard you got a balloon here you know the wizard I'm sorry I spoke out before you did do you know the wizard personally nobody knows her personally well not here at least not me right but I had a lot to do with the organization of the parade and I was the one to start the investigation you mentioned that worth bringing up again so you were fine with her moving to town absolutely that old house has been empty for years that it's really nice someone wants to live there he's a lot of fixing up but I'll look nice soon I think plus it's always exciting to have a new neighbour cherries I put up a sign I made through the wizard but it got knocked down last night feeling pretty sad about it if I'm honest I know you're here to solve the mystery but I just need to tell someone how I feel you can talk to me about it Thanks I'm not a professional sign maker but I worked really hard on that sign really I struggled to understand why someone would knock it down feels so heartless and now I'm not sure who to trust I thought everyone here would be thrilled to have a new neighbour it's a tricky situation for sure some people are protective of their communities I think new people are going to change things for the worse but that's almost never the case new people make places better because they bring new perspectives especially in small communities hopefully it's just a misunderstanding or a mistake I'd like to believe people are good that being said I'm treating everyone as a suspect not me right even you especially you especially me oh I know sorry not sure why I said that but you're gonna have to hook just yet look that's it detective could you please find me a hook I could hang a sign back up with it oh okay do you my best question me all you like hey need hook small [ __ ] spider we're all right Susan motive maybe she didn't like her sign destroy to the parade out of embarrassment something coming to fix the sign says she's not a suspicious his makes her much more suspicious upset about the parade being destroyed worked really hard on her sign nothing you sound like what the do you what do you sound like what do you sound like what are you sound like what do you sound like hello little frog I'm ruff are you yelling I'm just making sure you can hear me I can hear you you don't have to yell you're very small might be difficult for you to hear I'm smiled by the mouse you're very close to you being small isn't the same as being far away are you sure you can hear it at this volume yes weird I'm the detective here self mystery really yes but just for small I'm of average frog height hmm now ask you some questions about case questioning me huh what happened to your eye they asked why you have an eyepatch on that's Ralph's business Oh be really good for me to know why you have an eyepatch sometimes a boy just wants to wear an eyepatch that shouldn't make me a suspicious you put it on for fashion kind of detective I don't want to get into this too much but I watched a movie last night about pirates and I loved it and there's another three left three whole movies can you believe it see crows I've never heard of a movie having a sequel before giant enemy I know right usually sequels are reserved for video games yes it's extremely normal to have a video game sequel especially for games with large audiences like the toad investigation series yeah anyway I was bought in a pirate movie last night that's where I was and for that reason I have decided to wear an eyepatch okay I'll leave it at that oh thanks questioning me what about the wisdom I can't wait to those of wizard so I can do a [ __ ] wizard voice you know how that is every time how do you feel about the wizard moving in it's nothing against the wizard but I've been living away I've been living with my friend Carlos for a while now and our space is big but I would really like my own home oh I'd been eyeing off that old house for ages but maybe I'd move in one day but the wizard not there first I see it's my fault I guess I shouldn't hold it against the wizard hmm this house is twice as big as all the other houses maybe you could renovate it and turn it into two houses you could split down the middle or have one house upstairs and one house downstairs like apartment that's a pretty cool idea I like Carlos and everything but I'm a private boy I understand I don't have any renovation supplies though hmm I see vague tracks I'm down for you thanks for your help detective maybe if I do a good job I'll get my own building sure I'm excited to see it okay dude three houses two houses stacked on top of a three houses motive and true pirate fashion wanted to cause a ruckus needs building supplies loves pirates eye patches cosmetic only a private boy wants to renovate thinks I am too small I am NOT don't you get it out of your system now while you have a minute nice lobster cop was coming huh good did you say something about that's your cup no but I heard can this frog read my mind mind you're speaking like that what is whoa snack with telepathy else can you hear this frog you're saying everything out loud wow this frog has a temper anyway who are you I'm naughty okay I'm the mayor of words okay did you ask me to come no I would have asked for lobster carp and spilled I really need to emphasize I can hear you stop listening to me okay can I ask you some questions about taste I guess so tell me what you want to know how do I change your voice to something that's not as awful whoa okay I'll take that I'll take that criticism you tell me about last night nothing oh but I can tell you about the Wizard I know basically everything there is to know about her that's great first of all she's a wizard uh-huh and she get this she's invisible bait and she just moved in and now we're going to end and she's a wizard we're gonna take the wizard and we're gonna I know they're taking over all of all of 1% wizards [ __ ] back to Bernie I think you mentioned that no I don't think I did it has one voice it's it's just different spectrums of Boerne that's what this it's like this it's like this takes like this is what everybody has a song like party service doesn't matter what we do doesn't matter how close we could be to each other we're always gonna be birdie Hey okay Tommy it's fine anyway tell me what you want to know that's real voice that's real that's two hours straight of doing this that's that was what that was about what is third how do you feel about the wizard coming to live here uh oh heck how do I answer this well I'm happy she's here but the house has been empty for ages and I don't didn't know she was coming all right nobody told me you see not Bernie look oh my god it's not Bernie you're white okay do I sound like Bernie right now do I sound like Bernie right now I want to tell you something about I want to talk about this do I sound like Bernie Sanders no I don't my regular speaking voice it has nothing to do with it No when I talk normally I go from sentence to sentence and everything is perfectly normal as you understand as you hear now I have absolutely nothing in common with the way that he talked all the way that he undone see eights words okay goddamnit I think so she can take it wrong he's doing perfect you kind of came away at a weird time at night and I well I thought that she was a ghost oh yeah it was a bit messy oh I tried to vacuum her up hmm with a vacuum I put it on the highest setting just really went to town with the vacuum I think I really freaked her out and now she won't come out of the house um please don't put me in jail you're not going to jail jail is it real [Laughter] but you pro usually probably apologize okay sorry detective I mean Taylor wizard right yeah that's why I was helping with the parade to apologize but she hasn't been out of the house also the parade is ruined I see this makes me sound really bad I swear I wanted the parade to be lovely as the mayor of the town I booked a live band to play a song but as you can see the stage is gross and ruined now the band is on their way and I have no time to fix it they're a very famous band I want to be as professional as possible offer the voice actor a beer you want a beer No I offered him a beer what the [ __ ] viable only I had a rug or something to use I could cover up the mess but the town is in disarray don't have time to track one down oh yeah thank you for your concern if you happen to find anything that would work please let me know well game you have any more questions hmm now we did rug we need a rug we need to fix the sign we need building supplies he's not a drunk like some people but cept a shot of me what are you talking about I've had to dive into a drink alcohol in like two weeks what are you talking about I drink alcohol like once every two months maybe he's sloshed all right hey okay I [Music] a customer welcome to the Carlos all things you can need shop and you Carlos yes just like the name of the shop that's me how cool is that the shop has my name on it so cool my company also has my name on it what's your company called frog detective crime shopping agency what's your name crime oh no I'm the Frog detective that's not really a name though more of a title oh I suppose you're right my shop actually has my name in it cool I'm jealous Thanks here in warlock woods we are all our own biggest fans being conceited is a societal construct we have rejected it and why my shop is so popular I sell portraits among other things wow that's great my office neighbor had lobster carp has a picture of himself right above his desk you know Rob's the cop oh yeah I've been a fan forever you know we solved the mystery at a haunted island reason we I I don't think you it was actually me I did that that was me wait really it was all over TV the dance competition had a lobster in it oh you must be thinking of Larry you made small Larry no this was a regular-sized Lobster I know Larry's regular-sized lobster father Larry I know oh well agree to disagree I really did shop that mystery it was me detective mm-hmm that's really cool Thanks so you'll like the second best detective I suppose yeah it's somebody's promoted with bloody nose oh no no what yeah you might have asked you some questions okay what would you like to know [ __ ] Bernie what do you need Mike alright it's over I get accepted Reid now normally you can go home now are you sure yeah get out of here get out of here cuz I can't pretend to be three five eight people anymore I'm staying okay you can stay just here in my shop what about when you closed up my shop doesn't close a shop doesn't close its 24-hour dime do you closer ah [ __ ] I'm doing it again what if somebody's a portrait of themselves at 4:00 a.m. they're open all the time around of course I sleep and eat and look after myself my customers simply wake me if they need to buy something where do you sleep I sleep standing up here's the training I'm the most committed shopkeeper at all the war Lockwood's also the only shopkeeper at all the war Lockwood's I'm the only one froggy you ever take breaks sometimes but I really like it here in my shop it's where I feel most at home the extreme shopkeeper lifestyle isn't for everyone but I think so much joy from my work me too although I must request that you look after yourself and close a shop if you need a break okay I promise anyway if you like nothing particularly interesting why are you crying I think I need to question you a bit more Oh for would you like to know why do they always pause and go like no what do you want huh hi frog voice actor okay okay suave he swallowed it almond he's alright what do you know about the new wizard that just moved in Oh who the invisible wizard that moved in literally next door wait really somebody moved it yeah a place has been empty for ages I gotta say hi no the parade was meant to be for saying hi get him some water nice parade a parade everyone has been prepping for oh he's been working so hard he needs a water he's been working so hard he's a water doesn't he get this guy of water he want a water what do you want a beer I want a beer God beer Wow all nice can't wait it was destroyed last night what it's conversations a rollercoaster of information I have literally no idea what's happening you weren't involved in the decoration did you okay all right yes I'm fine you weren't involved in decoration at all nope did I offer to help now wait who what did you eat like you know just shellfish you like allergic to something Jesus Christ he's not he's no he's not he's he's Wow how old are you alright alright let's go let's go let's go let's go no it's really miserable wizard she just moved in next door people saying he's not eating he's not old enough to work yes you it's like 38 why why am I asking an imaginary person if they're old enough to like be working for me so I'm done oh dear the party hats hidin everytime we throw a parade everyone has a party hat mine was ruined at the last parade he is real I know I've been too busy working of ice shop to buy a new one Oh No how embarrassing I can't show up to the parade without one you think it's too late to order one online it'll be tight you're right what should I do don't stress I'll track one down for you before the parade starts oh my [ __ ] stomach oh [ __ ] this is killing me everybody's gonna point it out enough oh my gosh thank you detective in the meantime I'll figure out a way to repay you but fortunately I don't have any frog portraits just yet now your problem would you like to know that's all can you please check on their leg okay we have two or three more characters to introduce uh uh and they're all gonna have normal ass voices by the way you're the detective right I'm Mandy hi Mandy be careful where you step detective there is mess everywhere I'm used to mess lucky you I'm not my shoe is a brand new I can't get them dirty find out you change shoes detective are you joking I can't wear flats with this look proportions will be all wrong besides these shoes are enchanted oh I'm one of the few actual witches here in warlock woods most folks here are just fans of the spooky which is fine and all but it means a lot of the cleaning work will be mine to do I never should have learned that tidying up spell it shouldn't take too long for me to clean up this mess but first I need to find all my pies I haven't cheap pies same thing that happened everywhere someone thought it'd be funny to knock them all over vandals so annoying I spent ages making them oh I see well do you mind if I ask you some questions tell me what you want to know about your pies you need help finding your pies yes detective seriously I seriously need help straight up I can't see anything right now these glasses are so dark it's unreal I'm such a dingus absolutely goddamn such a dingus holy [ __ ] it's nice nice that's that's a cool nobody says that this town is literally cloaked in eternal night I do they don't I do that's my thing now that's my thing don't stop talking about other like people that say that that's my thing so German on a five channel thing to my thing let's talk about the people that do that to my thing oh this person does it to know so might it's my thing don't they don't do they can't do it why do I think sunglass would be a good idea they weren't a good idea however I don't regret it they make me look amazing do you think I look amazing yep thanks I do too worst purchase I've ever made in terms of practicality but it brings us look to a new level I may be a dingus but I'm very stylish dingus mm-hmm but we'll be talking about my outfit yeah I know before then eyes right you offered to help pick up my pies I'm missing quite a few if you could bring them to me I'd be happy to clean them up all up and give me you one as payment hi okay so sounds like fun neat thanks detective tell me what you want to know I need a pie all right so we're gonna but there's another circle here Mandy needs help finding her five pies okay but he was run around find him right I mean knocked him over schooled me about fashion fair enough real ask her about the wisdom all right oh wait you know where were you last night doing heaps of push-ups and getting ripped just kidding I was on whiz beignet where magic happens TM how are you doing hitting on some new shoes but you just got those ones yeah but the ones I was bidding on would be go super well with this blue dress I have Wow cool I know I didn't win though who got chewy not sure all I know was their screen name someone called dizzy wizzy 109 sorry to hear it how did you feel when you lost a bit defeated I went for a midnight stroll to cool off but then I saw someone in the distance it was a pretty promise it was a pretty froggy night so I couldn't see much but they were carrying a large box I couldn't see what they look like but they definitely weren't from here it felt like they were waiting for someone I didn't think too much of it and went home hmm did you hear any noise after that no my house is soundproof ever since Mary has taken up singing it's kind of a necessity around here I only saw the mess in the morning interesting tell me what you want to know all right [ __ ] easy this is kind of [ __ ] it easy oh look dizzy Lizzy 109 is in chat nice I'm gonna find somebody with that screen name it's the last person this is it right was the UH all right what we got here yeah let me like take woo lost pie I got a lost pie nice I need five of these I have not absorbed a single piece of information this game has ever put forth I know and that's my fault because I've just like been [ __ ] all this up with voices and stuff and that you're getting pay attention I'm sorry about that I've no idea what's going on is the only task I'd remembered two pies Oh a reindeer a reindeer reindeer hi hello wanna hop in is there a bit but I'm on a case oh cool I'm Victor who are you a detective is that your real name maybe cool cool cool are you here to in question me investigate stuff feels like I'm not suspicious how do you know you're not suspicious well I think I didn't do it you think yeah nobody knows anything for certain these days so why are you here swimming I'm visiting my friend Dottie oh she's the only person I know with a hot tub a she's the only person I know with a hot tub do you remember that remember the [ __ ] voice from last look buzz I heard they were gonna be delicious pies for the parade of the timing was perfect youtuber Jim Carrey no yeah just because I opened it up with like uh hello do not look just because I did like a hey that was a Jim Carrey it was alright but because I did that doesn't mean the character is Jim Carrey where do you live normally over near pumpkin Ville nice party I was thinking of taking a holiday there at some point yeah that's fine yeah I'm sure I can ask you a question about anything yeah whatever Auto three questions all right what'd you do last night do me anything where were you when the parade was destroyed well I had been swimming all day and Nadi's hot tub I was super Rick Lee yep and it was hard for me to get inside the house because of my Wrigley hooves uh-huh so I waited for about a half an hour for the wrinkles a deep wrinkle yep but then I went inside to Nadi's house and snoozed on the couch all night what time was then all right no I mean what time net it that is not the time what time you close what time did you get back into the into the house I gotta stop doing that I gotta stop [ __ ] I can't do no country for old men every half day before the parade was destroyed it wasn't me probably wasn't me I mean can't be sure but 90% probability that it wasn't me questions you have stop talking invoices for [ __ ] sake stop talking invoices for [ __ ] sake one guy did you know about the advice about where he'd be fired you can't what if I started going even louder and divorce and not really I knew the parade was for her but that beyond that I know a lot I'm begging you do that talking tongues just go nuts I think a lot what people would leave if I did that one annoying that they never threw a parade for me coming to visit hmm I'm super cool have you been here before so many times the first time they even threw me a parade okay I take the parade thing back just pretend I didn't say that sure detective I'm really bored of this conversation sorry if that's rude but I have a new policy of being honest with people but you're dishonest before yeah I guess I wouldn't tell people when they were boring me I don't think that counts as dishonesty what am I supposed to do when people are boring I don't know leave the stream let's find everybody else to watch but probably don't tell them I didn't hurt your feelings though did I well I have to admit I was a bit hurt I have a very exciting job but I'm a frog I like to shop mysteries I don't think I'm boring at all well German was hired to voice act this entire game yeah dude yeah I'm full of energy today if you couldn't tell this game sucks all right actually banned that person for five minutes I want them to sit there and think about it just be like and then they can talk again plus I've solved my fair share of crimes but crimes this one you've solved the crime already yeah Ralph did it how do you know good point I haven't decided that bit yet but it seems likely that he did I was just motive is what it motive the reason for it destroying something oh I think he because he has an eyepatch on this is a great stream you guys are smoking crack you got the smoking crack [Music] you guys are smoking don't smoke crack it's not good for you I don't think that's a motive that doesn't make any sense Wow who's the rude one this conversation I'm just let's go I just was just sitting here going back and forth saying the same three sentences I mean it I just get so grumpy when I'm hungry why don't you eat something and get out of the hot tub no I just I must continue to soak you could ask someone to get you something to eat like who there's nobody here I am here I have to give us a beat right there I go being rude again you happen to find food I would love to have some in the meantime I would like to apologize for being so rude please take one money as an apology nice wait give item lost try give a pie is this - I not give him a pie no no no no no you mean he doesn't deserve it he doesn't deserve it no it's not it's not your pie am I gonna get this pie back that was on the ground and then this person is gonna sell it for money and if wasn't gonna eat something that was on the ground very rude rude because of hunger maybe just rude in general doesn't live here okay smoking crack all right we got how many thighs we need need five what do I have to how much does this stuff cost in the store it's too expensive mi get more afford this stuff $6.00 for a sheep hello wizard all right I haven't talked to you oh hello hello frog I God that was there that was a [ __ ] softball hello what's your name I'm Mary nice to be the same person nice to meet you you too did you like my song yep I've been practicing all day and all night oh are you okay he's getting embarrassed from this turn off turn on mic distortion for one of these all right fine okay okay okay I guess it's how does this one sound this is a pretty good sounding one not a bad one okay I'm tired hmm maybe you should get some sleep maybe you sing very loudly yeah I'm why everyone soundproof their houses that sounds expensive yeah but that's not really my problem I think I sound very good even late at night how late I am Wow that's where my energy is the highest that doesn't sound very healthy I held is my business oh yeah that's true Joey that's okay maybe I should listen to some soft sounds before bed welcome to my hair salon that will be 100 money just joking anyway who are you I'm the detective oh cool can you question me do you mind if I asked oh yeah sure oh boy what do you know about the wizard that moved in wrong voice yeah oh sorry I didn't actually hear you I was asking about the wizard oh yeah there's the wizard she just moved in why I'm a detective right this is part of the questioning right yes cool cool so I didn't do any crimes or anything and I have the right to remain silent yeah but did you watch you remain silent Oh literally never so like I heard it route was super weird about moving in also I heard it Mandy wasn't bad and I heard that naughty like attacked the wizard one time and that's all actually this make me a snitch I think so rats oh boy I love questions what were you doing when the parade was destroyed oh boy yeah sucks that the parade was destroyed oh we're doing questioning who was i doing not much yes singing outside you were outside when the parade was destroyed yeah did you see anything yeah what did you see detective have you heard of extortion yes that's great news is it detective I would like to extort you I don't think that's legal I oh why are you starting me money or a train ticket I don't have any money well you best get some soon it was her it was her it was her she did it what do you need a train ticket for he's getting bored not just just broke his [ __ ] oops I'm sorry that is actually the knob no office lifts I want to become a star oh that sounds exciting I know right sorry about the extortion thing but I don't really have many other ways to get there I figure if you get the money from me I can finally go and live my dreams do I have to do this [Music] No nah I'm not doing that what will you give me in exchange information he's getting bored [ __ ] hold on I'm not getting bored what kind of information a phone number Who am I calling I can't tell you that all I could say is that they were the in the vicinity when the parade was destroyed I don't think you'll be able to solve the case without this phone number hence the extortion sorry it's okay we all get extorted every now and then yeah anyway come back to me when you have my money oh boy I love questions [Music] $5.00 new Robo Bernie oh my god perhaps the wizard is a better singer than her this is pretty birdie Robo Bernie I can like this is I can't have this be three hours of Bernie Sanders with like sprinkle in it sprinkle in like a baby voice and like Donald Trump and then some Obama like I can't have three hours I can't afraid our zuv Bernie but get do that alright need to weigh those pies what about the the corn chips whatever they are should I pick these up here's my four hours of Dean dingus finally some good [ __ ] food god damn it man uh all right what we got I need two more pies what was that you see that can't go in it wait I can go in the houses hello hey Jenny went home sounds like somebody's inside but I shouldn't intrude on I'll come back another time or even investigated what the [ __ ] do you think I'm doing [Music] you're a detective yeah and I'm I'm detective Inge what do you think I'm doing there's the wizard yeah I know I need two more pies I have no idea there wow wow wow wow wow he what look idiot look idiot look idiot look idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot look if he's stupid look he's stupid look he's stupid come on in the water there's nothing in the water [Music] there's nothing in the water [Music] ah I'm one it's a lost pie I need one more there's a huge deer in the water I can see the deer in the water yeah I know that's a little strange one more pie and then we can do a turn in I take the balloon got it and go all right let's do the turnin I've lost pies streams like this or why I need a therapist what all right what do you want here your pies all five of them well all of them I think so yeah that looks like all of them Wow you must have searched far and wide yes wowie thanks detective Joe this stream to the doctor you mean you're going to show this stream to your doctor and say something's wrong with me I got something wrong with me here not me I don't show this one to my doctor here's what one money that's it you didn't promise paint wait why one I gave you five pies oh I'm not okay I'm not very hungry you can hold on to it What nonsense take one and eat it later when you're hungry alright now we give them eye to the elk out of pie pie to the elk elk gets out of the water that's a good deal one dollar for five pies done no my doctor would probably shout balled at me then subscribe to you what I've got something for you questions make a pie that's real and true are you still hungry yes very it's making me really rude for example I think your jumper is outdated Victor I'm not the most fashionable thug in your world but I like this jumper it's my favorite you're right it's retro not outdated I'm simply very hungry here is a pie seriously score please enjoy it oh my gosh that was amazing and I feel so much less rude now really yep you have beautiful eyes oh wow thank you it's true and I think that color jumper suits you perfectly you're making me blush I should give you something in return for this pie hmm I have a spare party hat I'm not using maybe you could wear it eyelash my head is simply too weird well hold on to it anyway I come in handy Thanks I got a party hat party hats for somebody wanted one of these right who wanted the party hat you please call bugle berry again no I [ __ ] blocked him I blocked his number bugle Larry is worse than a telemarketer I get more calls in the middle of dinner from bugle berry then I do from people trying to sell me [ __ ] or take a survey all right who wanted the party had not you you you wanted supplies who wants it you want a party head who want a party yet need something to fix her sign and what supplies wants a rug wants a bar the Carlos once party hat Paul bugle berry he's crying he's not crying what would you like to know I have a party hat for you how are those I have something for you no way it's a party hat no way yes way that's epic that's honestly the most epic thing I've heard all day thanks detective hold on sorry when the word epic was said like four times a drone I got um I got a headache not a problem incorrect it was a problem and you solved it just like a true detective ah thanks you've made a fan out of me here let me pay you for your work oh no no that's okay detective I insist you take a payment one money should do it [ __ ] three dollars Carlos just subscribed thanks for the sub Carlos appreciate it thanks to the sub welcome the stream oh I also found this rug out back not sure wood it was for but I figured you're good at solving these puzzles all right now we got a rug read his sub message I just did bugle very just messaged me on AIM he's coming over don't let vehicle vary over your house he's never gonna leave he'll find excuses to stay you know he'll be there for four hours sitting there watching TV and you'll you know that he's not going to leave anytime soon but you want him to leave but there's no reason for him to leave because you said it was okay for him to come over so you're sitting on the couch both just watching [ __ ] random videos or YouTube videos or TV shows it's like do you we're not doing anything we're not going anywhere I don't want you to be here anymore but I don't have a reason to make you to leave and then out of nowhere you're hoping you don't hear it but you do oh uh you hungry well let's order some food it's like ah that's at least another [ __ ] 30 minutes before the food to get here and now you're not gonna be it for like an hour there's a two hours now we're gonna go somewhere instead I don't want to pay I don't want to do that right now I'm like a tuna sandwich in the fridge I know I'm all good I'm good I'm good I don't want food all right what was last time you ate [ __ ] okay you've been here before I always so you know it's been at least probably six hours seven I'm not hungry wow really that was a real wink all right rug I'm pretty good beauty buries a positive role model tell me what you want to know I got a rug scam linked all right let me just get like 10 of them out of the way because I'm gonna get scammed they're great news what is it I found you a rug what holy guacamole this is great news thanks for tracking it down this should do the trick Wow looks just like new hopefully the band won't notice the mess you just tanked the wink market yeah now it's worth like one cent I don't think they will they're in a fish tank anyway why one guess they're a fish bingo wait do you mean to tell me you got the most famous band of all time the market buddies yep they're on their way wow I saw them live lunch and was blown away I just shorted it oh you just shorted did you oh well I'm really sorry to hear that it's all right oh you shorted the Winx Wow Winx are now a million points [ __ ] idiot I can't wait I'm excited too I can't wait for the parade to begin I better get back to work did again emoney before you go I should give you something in return one a dollar I have some building supplies left over from when I made the stage is that enough yeah thank you reel wink so this is if a real wink comes in I just stare and then people realize oh no no no oh my god oh my god they're worthless oh my god now they're not now I can't even get a wink for buying a wink and this is that now I go this is when like I go to court and [ __ ] I get like sued and it's a it's a [ __ ] mess get out now you're simply a favor don't be silly you worked hard to get me this rug I insist wow thanks got one money and building supplies these voices are making my teeth fall out I'm gonna be really honest with you here I think that's just a coincidence of you not going to the dentist for ten years it it happened now like you teeth started had nothing to do with me I heard the supplies and the link is a scam dump it dump all your points dump all points invest in highlights oh no you guys are just throwing it all away Oh small frog I managed to track down some building supplies oh great what exciting news I'd love to use them if you're okay to hand them over you guys are really selling all your points we did we just like banged all these out in a row holy [ __ ] that was one two three four five excellent thank you so much of course I must pay you for this oh there's no need really Shh I won't hear it please take a money about one money thank you also I think you've earned yourself a title of honorary pirate Wow really me a pirate yes you have the treasure collecting skills with a finest pirate this I must award you a special prize here take this hook hook the hook goes over here we did this all in a row in ten seconds why am I not reading highlighted messages because there's a million of them but wait when did I say that I've read out loud all highlighted messages I don't well that's impossible because you devalued the wing so you guys are just devaluing the highlighted chat messages that's what you're doing the more you do that the more devalued they become Ramon lied about reading highlights what hey but German you just said all right I'm moving on look at this chat what up what a [ __ ] engaged chat by the way look at this [Music] this is the third worst chat experience what are you talking about I would put his the first best chat experience of 2020 sorry I didn't really know why I said that oh good enjoy the hook over here Jeremy this is inhuman didn't do anything did Bernie Sanders for three hours look what I got okay here's a hook you were back found you a hook oh my stars thank you I can fix by sign right away that's okay there's welcome I would like to repay you for this hook let me guess one coin I got it for free nothing is free in this world just kidding our society is really progressive and often things are actually free a sign of my gratitude please feel free to use my house whenever you need I can just use your house it's fairly simple but beautifully decorated at least I have a phone - great I'll be sure to use that I now live here Thank You Susan I've worked really hard Wednes community content night um hmm yeah give or take maybe like 12 minutes from right now because I think we're at the end of the game anything in here I use the phone yeah they'll be a pee break who should I call all are have any numbers okay well how much money do I have I have five money which is what we wanted you wanted five money five money oh boy I'd love questions five money hi Mary hey detective how's the extortion going I think I've got your five money whoa for real I didn't think the extortion would work so quickly that's excellent news I'm really good at being extorted I'll say anyway you have the information for me totally last night I saw the postman drop off a parcel it was around the time the parade got destroyed I couldn't see who he was giving you too but it was someone here in the time Barney is the postman's name he's a chill dude I don't think he'd mind if you called him I have his number yeah absolutely that's phone number thanks for giving me this money I'm really excited to see froggy wood I'm excited too and it adds weight to the parade's over of course see you around detective now we call Barney who a nose cam you [Music] you everybody was talk [ __ ] when we repeat a joke on the channel you guys were gonna request nose cam up dare you oh actually [ __ ] dare you hmm who shackle all the mysterious number this sure that's a small phone number he's driving a IH Bonnie I have you on speaker hi Bonnie I owe my talking to lobster cop Wow really no I was checking you ha ha rats who is this noodle I'm detective I'm calling about an incident that happened last night on Warnock which I didn't do it your what whatever you're calling about it wasn't me are you sure what did I do last night someone destroyed a parade which was being set up for the new resident of town the invisible wizard I was told you were in the area when it happened oh yeah I was there didn't destroy anything if that's what you're asking was just delivering a possum what would you do they freed it too what was your name uh Lola I don't think there's anyone in town called Lola masturbate someone who lives there the dress was on the parcel no I can't remember exactly what house it was sorry hmm even the way the parser was sent from oh yeah I deliver a lot of parcels from him it was from the Wiz BAE got that headquarters that sounds really familiar like the two of us on the phone right now you just are a little older sounding than me where have I heard that name before I don't manage buys a lot of stuff from there but this was it for her you know what was in the package so try to shoo I think maybe two shoes hair shoes did you get a good look at them it was pretty dark I have no recollection of really seeing anyone not even if this guy's a terrible mailman yeah six six six six viewers right now [ __ ] pray Oh weird warlock which is pretty dark but I haven't had much trouble seeing anyone before me neither it wasn't much more dark than normal either all I remember is a blue dress with stars on it I'm pretty stepped on this case Barney you know if there were any clues left behind his signature or the delivery clever something I didn't get to sign it when I remember someone's dropping over at the entry to the woods I tried to call it tell him but they'd stumble off before I noticed at the entrance to him what did you say I'll check it out what did we just have welcome community subs how many subs just came in 1 2 3 4 5 6 community subs i'm great canadian FK club thank you thanks a great canadian appreciate it accidentally crashed his van into the decorations - ROFL without realizing alright well we have a new motive so now we have to go look for this package wherever that is i don't know what about didn't they say was in the beginning of the town not leave I mean I know it's that person's username right the eBay whatever it was I missed it it supposed to be to think Barney was talking about hmm their glasses hmm oh they have a name engraved on them the invisible wizard well this is my only clue left that they could try and return these to the wizard you should be in the old house in your collister shop use your [ __ ] eyes use your glasses Jeremy don't incur me alright where's the Wizards house right here hello is anyone home I found these glasses all right it's it's an invisible wizard but not really hello all right I just I'll just find you again was that real I don't know man just [ __ ] scaring the [ __ ] out of me this is [ __ ] scaring the [ __ ] out of me yeah oh this is seriously [ __ ] scaring the [ __ ] out of me [Music] this is [ __ ] crazy this is scaring the [ __ ] out of me no we're opened Bock okay [ __ ] [Music] you Jesus this is [ __ ] scary and miss [ __ ] out of me [Music] ah who was there oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to startle you I'm the detective oh thank goodness you're here to solve the mystery yes okay well I don't know where my glasses are so solve that as soon as possible please thanks in advance I found your glasses I think are these yours oh I could see you again if I so quick you should get a promotion I don't remember calling a detective to solve this mystery but I must have done so otherwise why would you be here right now hahaha yeah well no I'm actually here to solve a different mystery which one I don't mean to ruin surprise but the town was setting up a parade for you I started to tell you last night I'm sorry to tell you that last night someone destroyed it what you're at the Wizard and doing the wrong voice oh [ __ ] you're right sorry however I've noticed that your house is littered with the decorations where were you last night I was out with me I got some new shoes I picked Express Delivery they arrived last night oh you're Lola yes back to my alibi I went to pick up my shoes from the delivery guy and then I dropped my glasses needs echo [Music] oh and that's all I have to stay above that are you sure yes I think someone else must have destroyed the parade perhaps what if I miss do you have enemies oh yeah ooh that guy you're losing people think it's butyl Barry you're losing viewers [Music] evil guy sorry what enemy an enemy evil a giant evil enemy enemy evil guy yeah are you making this up no evil do really is Mike giant enemy don't you mean evil guy evil guy he's posting please posting cringe client quiet that person you are enemy yes where can I contact evil guy oh he's not idle be contacted he's very mysterious and he's not right now or ever even anyway he must have destroyed the parade case solved we did it well done well done Wow too bad he's not able to be apprehended but at least we can continue with our lives know that are you being dishonest yes I'm really sorry it was me it was an accident I swear it you destroyed the parade didn't you no don't don't do Waluigi yeah you posted cringe broke Wow Wow I didn't know the parade was for me that's so nice and I've ruined it and I dropped my glasses I couldn't find my way home I was bumping into everything was horrible don't please don't post French again what happened when you got home I had some chips talk to me so I ate those and then I just hit why didn't you tell anyone what happened I'm so embarrassed about it I only just moved in and already have made a big mistake [Music] you guys even [ __ ] hear that [Music] you [Music] I said no working this is Vanessa's not been working the whole time no way I recorded it yeah but ever do why are you not hearing this I'm so [ __ ] mad I played this like I've been playing this sentence for the last like 15 straight minutes like every few minutes was I sampled it but why I don't know why it's not working that's annoying that's annoying the [ __ ] happened oh wait what oh that's annoying whatever our that sucks I thought I had it set up correctly with pain-in-the-ass whatever and joke stuff really cool I sampled myself saying something it knows I thought you guys could hear it and I was not paying attention to it it was [ __ ] hilarious I'm a very shy lady detective I make myself invisible so no one can see me that has been mine nobody saw you yes I suppose it become not invisible an invisible visible huge cyst tada [Music] you're a frog like me yes I'm slightly disappointed but well it's just that I had a good joke prepared I know how it feels we're the same person you and I exact same [ __ ] person I'll do it anyways okay so imagine that instead of a frog you were revealed to be a lizard Oh No okay so you've just been revealed okay pretend okay it's me a lizard Wow so you're not invisible after wizard after all you're an invisible lizard that was way worse than mine don't even say that that was on the same level as the Joker I was gonna make don't do - twos for something I didn't say you know what you know what would have [ __ ] you guys I'm out of here yeah it was a good joke I thought me too detective are you gonna tell everyone hey was that even a joke you were going to make no no I it's why is it not playing it that lights up and I can see it plain this is not being broadcast through to you guys for some crazy reason Mars if you tell everyone what I did they will be upset I think they forgive you right away what if they don't I want to make a good first impression when we go outside can you please tell them that I was that it was evil guy that's a lie white lie perhaps but who is it harming really evil guy evil guy isn't real this is a moral dilemma Lola just like in my favorite episode of Perry it orient kurwa kurwa para wha it's your choice detective let's face the music for the routing settings and you go XLR yeah edits that correctly I guess not all right frog detective to completely now we're moving on to community content night episode 2 week 2 hello hi my name is Lola I Lola I have a frog just like me we're so glad you could make it Lola here's a standing way too close together sorry that there's been so much commotion trying to get the parade ready for you somebody destroyed it last night Mary don't tell her that we're sorry that somebody destroyed it Lola the detective has been trying to figure out who did it well detective have you solved the mystery hope it wasn't me I'd be surprised if it was any of us I wouldn't looking at you Ralph what Ralph didn't do it Victor how many times we have to tell you I just don't trust that guy rude I'm not ruin anymore Ralph I had food I don't think that's how food works I didn't do it well I guess we'll find out in a moment I had detective she did it who was it it was it was Lola what was an accident Lola dropped her glasses last night while picking up some shoes she bought on Wiz Bay oh my gosh those are the ones I really wanted it look amazing Lola can't see without her glasses so she had a lot of trouble getting home last night I'm doing the thing that you've been I'm doing the mother the parents reading the story in bed when you were a kid and they're getting they're losing interest and they're falling asleep and then they start to do die but we talked about this before she bumped into just about everything I'm so sorry I feel awful I realize what happened when I had lots of chips stuck to me do the earth explodes joke what I ate them they were delicious the parade was for me all along and I didn't realize it Lula was very scared of the reactions so she hid in her house out of shame Oh Lola it's okay you should have told us we completely understand yeah Mary destroys stuff all the time yeah I really do well snow what naughty tried to vacuum you up so I feel like the parade being destroyed is kind of fine I thought she was a ghost that's what they all say hehehe we're all really excited you're here Lola we don't need decorations anyway I really thought Ralph did it Victor Victor apologized right now to Ralph Ralph sorry I said I yeah it's not okay this is a real conversation that I have with my chat once a week I'm also sorry I really didn't mean to destroy the parade but I should have spoken up when I did I'm a very nervous lady plus what a terrible first impression not as bad as my first impression what did you do I ran over Mary by accident uh-huh yeah that was really painful uh-huh we had this party started another party let's go we get to pick another dancer [Music] okay why does this feel like something that I would see on British television what's happening right now [Music] song to music what everybody's doing the way that everybody is and looks at thanks the super hot o Hash House hash up house house leave Keeks [Music] Chad been Papa doggie the dog bet bet bet I think I'm cheap and it's called snitch I live in my house I live in my house okay we're rocket active crime solving agency products pickup but I help you detective supervisor it's me the supervisor I am aware great job on solving the invisible wizard mystery that was quite a head scratcher sure was I was shocked that the culprit was the wizard herself yeah the mysteries I saw her never what they seem always a misunderstanding or an accident and when is ever malicious on purpose in my mysteries I'm so glad that crime isn't real didn't you get extorted earlier yes I think that's a crime I suppose that crime is real after all your office is called frog detective crime solving agency yes detective why do you believe that crime isn't real community night sucks frog detective forever you just did we did it all we did every frog detective that exists but does not want to do is no [ __ ] to do I was exaggerating let's despite my job title I never really seem to be solving crimes that's going to change in a moment I think detective it was super duper just got a call about a doozy of a case it sounds exciting it is but it's also the most challenging case I've ever said you want I'm confident in your abilities but you might be back up on this one like who I'm gonna send lobster cop to help you with the case really lobster cop handles such advanced cases won't I just slow them down nonsense detective you've shown you're a very capable mystery solver I think you're in the running to be the new number one you're making me blush you'll be a-ok so where am i heading next I can't say over the phone it's too sensitive Wow head to the train station I've left a ticket for you there the train will take you to where you need to be but I want to meet this character good luck detective do you think you can handle it I can handle anything all right we'll return in episode 3 after the detective has left sorry breakin in the Roman stealing something [Music] [Music] all right I don't date looks like me at ice cream he look so he's mad at ice cream love to eat frog detective the ice cream bar definitely lemon-lime [Music] you know those shark bars the shark popsicles like he's a creamier version of that flavor [Music] and then a character on Sesame Street [Music] the detective will return in cowboy County corruption cowboy County what happened to community content night I deleted everything accidentally I just like there was a ton of it I just [ __ ] hit I press the backspace button on it with everything selected sorry you

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Length: 202min 18sec (12138 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 28 2020