Jerma Streams - Itch.io Games and Everhood (Part 0)

hello everybody welcome to the christmas eve stream i am ready to rock and roll oh what's up what's up what's up good to see everybody again uh i don't all right i turned on the stream i think already no i'm kid hideo welcome welcome how are you welcome to the stream good to see you merry christmas it actually might be christmas in some parts of the world right now very possible what's up it's 4 30 5 6 7 8 9 10 11. it is almost christmas in eu hey man keep it down i'm trying to sleep wake up it is oh it's christmas right now all right yeah how was your pep mocha okay let me i have to explain and i'm still suffering right now by the way so uh that was in the christmas spirit i was very very excited for the holiday so i you know you you get flavor if you're a coffee you get like one of those creamers and i got peppermint mocha flavored creamer like oh this fucking christmas time let's go so i mean i drank like three of them three coffees with it in it and uh it was delicious by the way then i had to go to the bathroom and i'll be very very honest with you gotta go to the bathroom again what we hold it for the stream because it's christmas eve and i i'm holding it for santa it's one of those things that comes in waves uh for those of you that understand it can get my drift i'm fine i'm kidding oh my god by the way i have no idea what i look like um this is gonna be a this is gonna be a surprise to all of us i think this is gonna be a shocker to all of us i'm just gonna look at the preview and see what i look like it's a blistery day here father christmas look at how fucking much older i look and look at how wet my hair is still i haven't shaved look at how like i look like it okay if you probably think i got hacked if you saw the thumbnail right if you saw this thumbnail it's like who's who's this guy on germa's channel and why is the channel hacked it's my secret identity yeah yeah this is this is like this bullshit disguise that peop that oh yeah i'm superman by the way i just put on glasses put my hair back and have a mustache god i should just fucking leave halfway through the stream and play a video of like of like a bus getting rescued or something hold on to that one imagine i'm just sitting here just playing normally i'm just like oh wow look out oh shit oh nice head shot and then be like headshot hey guys i gotta take i gotta take a quick shit it's diarrhea so it's gonna be like probably half an hour i then fucking get up and then i come back and like people people link me a video that oh my god did you see what happened it's like me without the glasses and a superhero outfit like saving a bus full of children dressed up like a therapist i'm not going to wait this is loud by the way i'm not going to wear this this is this is just for you to take a screenshot because i can't put these on this it just seems weird i feel like i have a vr headset on without the vr in front of me because there's no lenses in these you know some people look like much better with glasses what's the reverse please wear it i don't think i can i've got that light back up here too which is not give do me any favors fucking wine mom and i've got two kinds of i chapstick am fucking 40. okay so here's what we're going to do i'm just going to cross-eyed yeah these are coming off i'm not fucking wearing these yeah i'm gonna those are coming off so uh i have a bunch of ichio games that i want to play uh some of them are christmas themed some of them are horror some of them are fun some of them are weird and we're just going to do a bunch of them i don't know how long i'm going to be here i don't know how long this is going to take no idea all i know is that i got my wine here i've got my oh i'm gonna turn this on it's gonna get toasty in here i guarantee it oh let me move this come on turn on turn turn on there we go okay oh let me move this let me move that move this let me move that remove this i've got like an empty coffee mug here i want to get rid of as well all right i think i'm ready you just turned off the pc hey you know you know hold on i think i have to i think i have to be right back for a minute yeah yeah i think i got yeah i got a brb for just a second guys yeah brb just one second just a minute or two merry christmas did you get one did you get your present i'm trying to make it around the clock i'm trying to get there there it is i told you we were going to get one for winter and one for christmas just in time for the holiday get one of our new brb screens and i love it [Music] so we're gonna use this for like at least a week or two i don't even care if it's christmas is over you see the characters in the background can you count [Music] is that grandpa that is grandpa down there yeah blurred out made this uh got it done and out and ready uh we're just in time here so that's gonna be the brb screen that you will see from now on for the next week or two and now we can actually start the stream i really i wanted to show that though that's really cool now don't mind like the scary music that's here now we're playing a scary game it's called santa's cookies it's the first of the ichio night and i think we can begin i think we can begin ah that's a pretty good cabernet sauvignon what year is it what year is this uh last week 20 20 22. whatever it is it's a vintage it's i got it a week ago evil hair i look evil today are you ready are you ready this is like oh but we want you to play horror games all right well the only time i'm going to play horror games right now is about a lot of community subs are coming in too holy shit thank you everybody um that's too much that's way too much don't give me stop giving me money i demand it that's a hundred community subs from zixier merry christmas stop giving me money don't give me any more i'm gonna be very upset with you don't give me any more money i'll be very upset with you is this thing in the right spot without this i don't know all right here we go you guys ready to brew are you guys ready to rock and roll for the christmas eve extravaganza itchy okay having a wine mom night we dropped this should i do two headphones with this i think my face cam's too big yeah i was right uh zixia that's insane a hundred community subs so many community subs are coming in stop you don't don't give me any more money thank you but that's a huge amount 20 from animos 40 from animos let's fucking go santa's cookies ready to rock and roll turn it up the game crashed shit it's my fault that's my fault i fucked it up i'm ready for this one though i fucked it up hold on all right again okay santa's cookies here we go merry christmas everybody oh that's right voting for new year's eve [Music] wait was he why did he just get me i didn't do anything what happened um voting for new year's eve i i was dude the obs preview is over here and i got jump scared from it um okay new year's eve stuff the poll the vote is almost ready it's gonna take a little bit longer i'm hoping that after this stream is over later tonight you will see on my twitter boom surveymonkey there it is if it's not there tonight and that'll be an early christmas present for you tomorrow morning so it's going to be there within the next 12 hours guaranteed people still giving a ton of money all right then 100 community subs stop giving me money i'm serious stop giving me money please stop giving me money don't give me any more money i'm addressing you directly now don't give me any more money i don't want to stop it [Music] all right no no no don't drink this yet all right let's go so what happened so i don't want to meet santa how do you open doors what who am i why am i this small is he right outside what am i supposed to go okay i don't see him what am i supposed to be doing i said i think i have to take oh i got milk oh no i don't have a glass i think i have to fill this with milk i just put it in the sink it's your fucking mom and dad anyways who cares like just put it in the sink am i crouching i hide in here why did i get jumped on so quickly last time where's our house oh shit there he is where's his hat oh shit close the door where do i go what should i do he's this is not even santa this is just dad walking around where's his hat hide i'd wear can i go under the bed there's a sprint i don't see him down here oh milk presents hold on away oh there's milk put it down all right i got the milk on the table oh my fucking god there he is what do i go where do i go he's going back up the stairs i think i'm okay so i have to put the cookies up there too oh there's a cookie oh shit i think i missed i hope so i hope santa didn't have any peppermint mocha coffees this morning like me i think i'm all right i think i probably leave now it plays the music when he's there where are the other cookies relax holy shit dude are you kidding me this is not even scary i just faked that no i really didn't i swear to god but like that was way over i've never played a scary game in a long time it's been a very long time that was way overacting you know what i mean i gotta go back to acting school did that you guys think it's gonna be funny that like in 10 years when actors like aren't if you don't even want to be actors anymore they just want to be streamers there will be workshops on how to like react to a jump scare i could teach that class all right that was santa's cookies it was pretty good uh we're gonna stay in this same realm i think we might as well they kind of get them out of the way the christmas but this one's called the christmas incident find out return of scare saturdays well i mean i just feel like it'd be fun christmas incident this one looks weird all these games were got on ichio by the way i think i'm gonna have to capture my monitor uh there it is all right it's called the christmas incident [Music] settings set i'm going to turn this way fucking down all right 20 should be on play turn it up have you met santa okay we gotta i need can i get the sensitivity menu back because this is way too low every game has wicked shit sensitivity though hold on i gotta fix this this is not gonna happen the way that it is right now looking for a game to capture well there isn't one so just wait okay fucking didn't even do the sensitivity god damn it every game that's ever released ever always have when you the mouse sensitivity you have to do 0 to 10 or nothing at all right like anything over 10 is unusable i'll get it this time okay hold it i'm gonna keep it at 50. christmas the christmas miracle that's better all right can we give like a an actual like clap to this dev wherever you are you are better than every single aaa studio that makes mouse sensitivity awful all right so let's go this is kind of creepy both headphones in i know i'm cheating have you met santa yeah i've met him maybe once or twice pick up flashlight okay there's no fov slider what the hell is going on you hear that it's creepy okay i got a game coming up that i'm really not looking forward to playing there's a game that i'm going to play in a little bit that is considered one of the scariest most unbearable ichio experiences it's by that puppet um puppet combo it looks so uh i'm not fucking ready it looks so horrible i'm i don't know if i want to do it but this low poly shit is way scarier than like 100 zombies running at you in resident evil they got to go back to this stuff they really do just so unsettling enter house press e hold on ah it like looks like 3d movie maker which makes it worse what am i looking for just investigate people eating dinner where are the people what radio station just plays the inside of a restaurant on a thursday night i don't know okay creepy can i turn the flashlight off all right nothing in here oh there is something in here there's a bloody knife bro all right now over here wait yeah this is where i came in do i need to pick up any candy is this an elevator why would you why is there an elevator you painting on the toilet oh i thought that was an easel i was like you're doing like a fucking piece of artwork while you're taking a shit why is your mirror in here yeah i that's so weird can you imagine just like squatting down here and just like on your phone and just going like this that would be so sc weird looking i mean squatting you have how do you go to the bathroom what are you talking about when you squat down to take a shit how do you go what are you talking about you know you stand on the toilet seat you sit yeah squat sit like you'd be you know what i mean squat take have a squat what happened to my pop stand what the fuck is going on you squat that looks fucking weird i'm not going to drink that way do i have any backstory here it's a horror game guys where's the notes that are everywhere with like three pages of exposition where's the was the open diary with like fucking four pages of what happened yesterday says what do you think this is a horror game ooh a big key i like this i love i don't know i think it's so cool that over the last like 10 years or so that we've been able to have indie devs have been able to make whatever the fuck they want it's really cool is there a sprint there is not a sprint i got a key though was there a lock door oh shit oh there is a present waiting for you under the christmas tree it's an iron maiden why are they just like the olympic fucking rings what what are these there's a present waiting for you under the tree all right there's a person lying here okay i'm like unsettled right now go get the present that's the wrong way oh shit okay i thought i thought that was a hallway that went this way that would be so funny to the kill like to the killer though like you ran you run that way and you stopped and you go oops sorry what am i supposed to do [Music] tree's downstairs in the tree over here all right he's not just hiding back there right go get your present under the tree he's gonna just grab me and scream in my face i know it where's my present you forgot to put the eye your eyelashes on do i forgot something is he running stop making that fucking noise where is he is it the front door was the upstairs this is different dude oh no i'm gonna get lost i'm gonna get lost in here what the fuck does that sound don't startle the witch oh i don't like i hate this shit so much you know can i tell you something i need to talk about this for a second before i get scared what the fuck is wrong with humans the lengths we go to to entertain ourselves and like stimulate our brains what the hell am i doing here why are we doing this humanity goes so far to desperately try to stimulate our brains to a point where we like pretend we're locked in a murderous house and there's blood everywhere we're gonna get fucking killed guys even just the notion of the firework is enough to be like what are we doing oh yeah i mean i good idea let's just make explode stuff like this make huge explosions in front of everybody like why why are we doing this you're high already ah what happened what the fuck was that i didn't do that why did my light just do that why did the lights just go out i'm not am i look at my hands why the lights just turn off why does the lights just turn off that was scarier than the game is the house haunted did somebody hack my computer and like hack my house and turn my lights off of my house i feel like that was somebody here [Music] 32-bit holiday jam 2021 good work that was fun special thanks to the unity asset store good shit that's fun it's quick it was fun it was weird i like it it was good good work christmas incident i love the low poly i think it's fantastic you look genuinely concerned bro the lights just turned off in my room and i didn't fucking flick switch it wasn't a routine i didn't that wasn't a bit i did all right let's keep going moving on i think there's one more like this that i want to do [Music] we've got okay i gotta make sure i remember which ones we did that was the christmas incident we did santa's cookies the next one coming up is sleigh bells sleigh bells it's not loud be careful stop breaking my immersion obs another low poly one we got here sleigh bells why is everything yes [Music] why am i wearing what what did you say [Music] why are you wearing a 2013 turkey evil eye bath towel that's so weirdly specific i have no idea what you're even talking about it's a nice sweater i think it looks good it's not an ugly christmas sweater this is a beautiful christmas sweater and i've got the game i got the bean on yes [Music] slay you did this [Music] merry christmas everybody it's been kind of a fucked up year or two it's been kind of stressful for everybody i think but uh let's hope we keep going all we can do is move forward that's it okay [Music] i'm ready press any key you got it click here to watch the making of this game sleigh bells who made this game by blake mckinnon additional sound effects by brianna mckinnon okay [Music] move wasd sprinter's shift attack there's an attack left click zoom right click f e and q all right let's go christmas eve and i'm still taking my clothes off in this horrible town for money so i better deliver billy's christmas present before it gets too late i wonder if he even remembers what i look like he hasn't seen me for months not since he went to live with his father why'd they have to take him from me i miss my little billy okay toggle your flashlight i like the music i'm gonna go this way there's a stamina meter you know when you put lip balm on and then your skin starts peeling off on your lips what's up with that earn objective deliver billy's present this is zoom okay i thought they were just gonna fucking crash oh i was gonna get i didn't get it because it was the file was so huge for like a two second joke uh i was gonna get gone home but you're a car it was making me laugh i think this is fucking i like this but imagine if i played that okay you billy where's billy where's my house who are these people oh snowman that's a pretty damn good snowman i gotta tell you the hair in my wine i don't care i'll drink it i don't care it doesn't matter you guys know you eat over an inch of dirt every single meal you know that you eat over an inch of dirt every single meal weird every time you've ever eaten you're always eating over an inch of dirt because you're at least about a foot off the ground at the dinner table aren't you use that joke at christmas above your fat your family will laugh i guarantee it you're always eating at least an inch over of dirt at least you know what i mean you're at least you eat over an inch of dirt means you at least eat over the inch of dirt get it you guys don't get it or bet somebody at a bar hundred dollars that you'll win oh deliver i think this is it okay i'll just leave the present here i doubt they'll want to see me right now i better get home or it gets too late i don't want to be out after midnight minus doing that i just made everybody here a hundred dollars you're not gonna minus two when somebody has to pay you a hundred dollars because you prove to them that you eat over an inch of dirt every meal people fucking money whatever fine oops all right merry christmas billy i better get home chat is pissed they'll get over it i've made worse jokes you're new here don't worry in fact eventually here over the next 12 hours or so you'll be able to vote for what your favorite worst joke was for the last year keep it on my twitter first joke of the year is a category do i have an objective on the map make your way home okay where do i live where do i live if i don't know where i live subway this is blocked off for some reason i wonder what's going on up here i won't be getting home this way i'll have to go through the subway tunnel it's not that much further [Music] i'm gonna get fucked up today by the way just to make sure everyone knows all right go to the subway easy all right oh i gotta go hope for the subway i gotta walk the whole subway train line thing it's loud too is it all right [Music] what does this say hot sausage cat and the mouse experiment blake mckinnon film this guy is gonna be like a horror movie all right blake let's see what you got let's see what you got merry christmas merry christmas to you too i just licked my lips because i'm a lip licker i just can't stop and i just tasted soap because i've been put i'm trying to do this man i i just i gotta stop doing it i'm such a i'm a lizard i swear god i i'm so aware of it too it sucks he's been disemboweled what sort of maniac would do such a thing i better get out of here before whoever did this comes back out of the subway oh there's a lot of ads for this guy's movie there are more ads for this guy's youtube horror movie than spider-man no way home advertiser budget was probably pretty high for this one this is loud as fuck is that all right where should i go [Music] i don't think i should go that way why is that even scary like i mean it's weird that there's a but like if i saw santa i'd be like oh i'm safe santa will protect me i'm the fucking scary monster that's here i wouldn't be scared of santa all right do i have to run what the fuck did you get over there what happened what are you talking about what i wouldn't be scared of santa i would hope santa would be the one protecting us if santa's the one with the axe we've got a lot of problems we've got way more problems than we think okay so what am i supposed to do just run away so what the fuck man did i go buy him [Music] oh shit it's always a bathroom [Music] punch what if i just punch him in the face i'm i honestly think this if like an old man was coming at me with a big axe i would just snap his neck and win they have to swing the an axe is not a great weapon all right i'm dead i don't think i wouldn't be afraid of an axe i really wouldn't an axe has this like one point it's heavy you have to swing it i would be able to dodge it and i would just go dodge underneath him and grab him by his chin here and his top of his head here and i would snap his neck i would be easy axes are not good weapons seriously so okay i gotta follow the arrow somebody said what the fuck see what i'm talking about this guy can't even hit me don't turn around don't turn around don't turn [Music] to the around get out of the subway get out of the subway oh holy shit look at that whoa what the fuck that's so cool i don't know you could do that i need a crowbar to get out of the subway where the fuck is the crowbar i need a crowbar to get out of the subway bathroom i knew you're gonna go right where's the crowbar it has to be the bathroom or down here what the fuck he's killing policemen crowbar i don't see a crowbar oh fuck out of here dude where is the crowbar oh my god eat can i hide ah i have no idea where i am right now i'm just going in circles but he's on the map no he's not what the hell is going on robot roll back robot you how do i get the fuck out of here oh my god dude give me a break come on i don't know where i don't know where that was is there a crouch i gotta hop okay i gotta go right i don't wanna see me don't okay he'll walk by and i can go around i'm high as fuck right now as long as that's legal in your jurisdiction and you're responsible about it i'm okay with it this is too loud i'm turning it down fuck it if i can go around and hide you okay yeah you pre-fire ban this person for the lobby seriously oh you piece of shit give me a break i remember it's down here i gotta okay lock this in long-term memory please jeremy here i see blood it's literally right now it's left you stupid motherfucker i'm gonna get through this it's the stamina that's killing me it's right so you go right straight all right i'll get it and then i gotta get to the exit too is it the flashlight gonna flush it off okay down right doesn't know where i am right where i don't know where i am where am i [Music] ah okay i don't i forget everything fuck you give me a break what right here okay i made it warm us up then i gotta go down here and leave the subway don't try i'm not going to turn around no way this looks like a roblox mod it's low poly just give me a checkpoint please oh shit my light my hold on a second i can't if the game is paused he can't hurt me right my light's fucked up just trying to be professional for once in my goddamn life [Music] all right now what find your way home it's very quiet all of a sudden i wonder where everyone has gone a gulp [Music] all the weather outside is prideful i doubt fire so delight in sweden and since we know place hold on since we don't play i'll get it shut up since we know place to go let it snow let it snow let it snow use that part like three people just got banned i don't know what you did but what the fuck [Music] oh why do they have to keep blocking this gate oh that's not santa talking i thought i said santa looks like damage can i break it oh would you not be able to break it with a crowbar [Music] why could you not break it with a crowbar i don't even have a crowbar anymore why the game the game took the crowbar from me are you kidding me it's the flashlight it coughs there's a crazy guy running around with an axe he's about he's i think he's like literally 15 feet behind me he's going to kill me [Music] oh i should go file a police report he's he's literally fucking 30 feet behind me he's even actually gonna kill me go go to the station tomorrow morning okay let's do tomorrow morning okay okay thank all right thank you so i need to find a weapon [Music] [Music] political andy i'm well lit for that one fuck you i need to find something that breaks this can i just punch with my hands [Music] how am i supposed to find something that breaks through a wall i had a crowbar in my freaking hand go home what do you think i'm trying to do and how dare you talk like that to the streamer number one rule is respect the streamer always how dare you i i don't want to activate this yet there's got to be like a weapon or something i can find somebody break the door i don't want to turn that cutscene on because then he starts chasing after me hold on uh it might show up on the mini map can i write your obituary in advance and that person for an hour [Music] i think i have to do this first okay now it's like oh i can't get through here where is he where is he then [Music] all right does it is it going to show up on the minimap something i can break you just fucking hit me in the back oh i'm so dead all right i gotta find this whatever this is first find something to break the door down but i wait i don't know where to look blue dot on the map it was only a yellow dot on the map though i looked sneak around okay turn the flashlight off [Music] what can i find here go through the window yeah i'm not activating his spawn point here not yet what about can i jump up on stuff go through the window you saw a window it was a blue one just as you died really was there all right all right all right all right i'm going i'm going so i gotta run this way all right go [Music] blue dot on the mini map [Music] oh shh i see it [Music] oh bro i got an axe now too you're fucked [Music] i know what that is now all right i got it i got it i got it you suck i don't this game's hard shut up wanker [Music] all right there it is right there [Music] i see the blue dot so get the axe first and then i'm going for it do two hits in your route yeah well i it's it's kind of tricky so let me go get that first that was what down here yeah right here [Music] so i got the axe now i shouldn't spawn him i don't think he's gonna spawn unless i get over there i mean you just hurt my feelings i'm just kidding i'm just messing around all right let's go [Music] find your way home oh shit i live here what an eviction notice they must have changed the lock too what i need to get out of here before santa finds me the only way out of here is along the train tracks i [Music] turn the flashlight off get myself killed here can i break this where is this motherfucker i know he's here somewhere stairs onto the wait the stairs go upstairs go [Music] where the stairs [Music] stairs where are they where are they [Music] the stairs [Music] what's there where i don't see you i got here late what was your christmas gift [Music] is there a staircase up here that i didn't see where is it [Music] [Music] ah oh there it goes my glasses i just needed my glasses he's going to be on the road here build stuff wait i need i i i you know what i mean something in my eye [Music] [Music] my eye is burning [Music] two headphones going in fuck it i'm going real mode [Music] for all the new viewers i don't wear headphones i only wear one earbud because i'm like a baby and like i get sensory overload and i can't think and i can't talk when there's sound going into both ears um so i have to do it like this otherwise i can't talk i swear to god that's not a made-up bullshit it's real see right now i'm like i'm hitting a wall of them talking i can't do it i hate it i need to be aware of my surroundings and i need to hear my surroundings [Music] i would rather there be mono uh audio coming through here then stereo coming through here and i don't get to get to hear the left side it sucks all right i gotta pay attention it's important what's all the stuff in the mini map [Music] what's the green there's a green thing on the mini map oh crowbar why would i get a there's a gun gun i have a gun this guy's fucked eight shots all right there's a crowbar i think it's the final battle this seems pretty final battle-ish to me if i'm serious what if i shoot him in the head does he just die skate via the train tracks okay [Music] see the gun why would i take an axe when i'm gonna get a gun 16 shots this guy is dead all right where does it want to go out here objective kill santa it is [Music] he's dead just give me whatever i'm just gonna run around i didn't i didn't know i had to shoot him that many times just a guy with an axe if you shoot somebody in the head with an axe this is going to drop all right ammo let's go four five six seven eight run oh oh your ai is fucking stupid i win oh i don't have any bullets left [Music] no no fuck you i need stamina i can't run from him i need stamina [Music] he's an idiot he's dead here he's idiot okay i got time [Music] green dot is ammo no it's not shut up is it really fuck where's the gun where's the gun where's the gun where is he what to do with the gun what do i do with the gun all right he's dead [Music] all right he's dead i'm going to draw i win poop face that would be a really bad poop face i feel like you'd want to go to the doctor immediately give me the gun all right i got it it's easy i don't i feel like the game will fuck up if i pick that up [Music] ammo all right so because the green i thought the green was the plant 16 let's get it all you probably have to hit him every single time though it's probably like 30 shots i i i throw something in the plane i don't know all right i have 24 bullets garbage day that's an old meme all right let's do it 24 shots i'm not going to shoot him yet i'm going to get him onto the tracks and walk him backwards here we go get the stamina up [Music] ready boys and girls it's time to win [Music] oh he's dead he's dead oops i thought he i'm an idiot i fucking missed oh my god i'm gonna blow the whole thing [Music] [Music] eat shit santa you killed santa [Music] merry christmas that's it i like that one that was fun that was fun that was good that was good it was good [Music] that's fun do it again why would i do it again all right moving on uh coming up next i need to make sure i gotta keep track of these any more uh christmas ones i think that's all the christmas ones i gotta pee everybody says p go p we'll be right back p break quick and i kind of wanna i wanna just put the brb on you know what i mean i just like the prb all right two minutes be right back [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay god i love this it's so cute [Music] i got go support blow down for the love of god please got a band camp i'm not even here right now right like the thing you're hearing and the thing you are seeing is is literally all blurred out it's his music and it's his art and animations so go support florida all right we're gonna play we're gonna stay in the uh this has been i've actually seen this game played so i can't tell you it's going to be like a completely oh i've never seen it before but i feel like it looked like fun i didn't watch very much of it i'm gonna play night of the consumers uh it's a game where you have to like stock shelves or something it's kind of scary i don't know i've seen it for like maybe 15 minutes of it so far looks like fun and here we go coming back let me get this over here open it up should see it very momentarily here but on ultra graphics does that even matter i'm not sure that even matters warning this game contains hold on warning this game contains a real retail experience night of the consumers you don't stream in 1080 what's the point hit rate 1080 not worth it 60 fps awful looks awful you need at least 10 to 20 000 good rate to make 1080 look okay at 60. how many times do i tell you this all right what are the controls how do i play i have no idea how to flex i have no clue how do you do that lots of lots of lonely nights in the mirror all right here we go hey hey you're late i just fell down you're late but hey since you're new around here i'll cut you some slack my name is the manager we're not too busy on days like these so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in remember i got a reputation to uphold here you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other manager would you the store is the best in town and i would like to keep it that way [Music] any of my local customers aren't satisfied with your service i will be hearing about it now go find jimmy he's been working here for a while now very loyal employee uh he'll show you the ropes put your stuff in the locker and get to it stuff in the locker all right where's i don't remember that you alright jimmy i can't take this anymore i don't get paid enough for this the rude customers the endless amounts of sick shit stains i've reached my breaking point listen up it's up to you now there's still a lot of empty shelves out there they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager here take this it's all the notes i've made while working here those tips saved me time and time again all right all right i got notes hold shift is run left mouse is throw box it stuns them right mouse is dropbox when you're stacking a shelf a d to look around hide in the staff room don't get caught okay [Music] there's a sprint [Music] kitchen all right okay what up you gotta all right what i've seen of this game is you gotta make sure that you know where the places are that's all i remember so we got kitchen furniture all right kitchen's over here so where is it right here so you hit space [Music] [Music] okay [Music] excuse me please help me y'all got any of those pt clone games i can't get enough of them um oh i have to bring him to the right place toys video games right okay right i gotta bring him to the section but don't get caught magazines home cleaning pharmacy health and beauty pets alcohol drink sweets there it is what is this one video games [Music] i can hide too right i can run away excuse me [Music] where the hell is the coffee don't get between me and my caffeine home cleaning pharmacy health and beauty alcohol drink strength unsettling shit okay i have video games i fucking just talk to you leave me alone you dick get away from me your most expensive bottle of champagne and none of the cheap stuff where's alcohol drinks alcohol all right all right leave me alone [Music] where's the canned bread i don't fucking know food furniture kitchen kitchen where were they what bread food pharmacy food [Music] excuse me steph i need to use that way more often all right pharmacy is right there do i have to actually have to stack throw the box oh shit okay does it hurt it hurts him [Music] what the fuck just happened [Music] put it up there you fucking idiot [Music] ah okay i'm hiding rude i'm talking about me that's me and it's an extension of me it's me as the character all right how many do i have to do [Music] this way [Music] what is this cleaning leaning's over here i need a skull mask i'm going to drive around scare trick or treat what magazines toy toys video games diy halloween halloween halloween oh my god i gotta go what's this one all right cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning what oh okay go go go go go go go go go oh my god okay it works you can actually do that where's cleaning home cleaning right here [Music] where home cleaning cleaning where the fuck is the cleaning what where is it [Music] excuse me where's cleaning you guys really don't make it easy to find things in your toys i i get it i get it but where the the other side of the shelf i lost my baby find him find my baby like i want to speak to a manager fire all right okay okay okay okay put your other earbud in [Music] you get the crying the crying the crying you suck [Music] i started fucking playing the game five minutes ago i don't want to scream at you but i'm gonna don't fuck up my christmas don't fuck up my christmas [Music] by the way you showed up at 11 30. i said lunch was at 11 15. [Music] we had to wait for you sean [Music] and the quiche got a little bit cold didn't it and that's on me now and it was hot and ready all right i'm going for it let's go [Music] toys and games [Music] what if we'll eat quiche one day a year on christmas shit's gross where's toys all right magazines furniture wait let me get up furniture magazines kitchen [Music] clothing toys video games halloween electrical so what's on the other okay so that's [Music] okay okay this is consumables over here food sweets drinks alcohol pets okay so this is like consumables and on the other side is like furniture okay makes sense to me [Music] okay cleaning far okay this is drugs and consumables [Music] did you just almost puke okay here we go toys and games [Music] which was over your toys and yeah you have to be quick [Music] okay i almost did puke [Music] what the fuck is a box oh my god i need a box itchy nose [Music] drinks drinks is on the other side consumables is on the consumables is on the left [Music] no shit i got it where's consumables um [Music] [Music] excuse me what the fuck i got my staff from rope where's rope clothing halloween electrical diy me this coffee's messing me up got any diarrhea pills pharmacy pharmacies on the other side come on gwen let's go drinks [Music] wrong fucking side again [Music] food drinks there it is you fucking dumb motherfucker i swear to god what's wrong with you [Music] video games [Music] i be he i came to the latest game reviews magazines magazine magazine back back magazines pharmacy [Music] we're good this game is making me feel sick you all right i had to kill that guy pharmacy [Music] video games [Music] how many do i have to do this is a genocide run we want you to get away from this stuff man i just fucking knocked you in the teeth are they saying happy birthday video games other side [Music] whoa [Music] right here go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] this gives fun what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on why's the music slowing down diy you swear to make you look like a dead grandma that was weird and obscene i think diy's right here food right here diy is right here happy birthday sugar sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee yeah why yeah he's down here pharmacy get out of my way diy you what the fuck are you people doing screws diy diy follow me follow me shit okay i got a headache pharmacy i didn't know the box yeah i don't think it's the same people can attack you what the what why did i get fired what i took too long what do you what what what how how do i what do i do i read at a time video games oh the bottom right it actually is a timer my mom thinks you're hot hello mr stevenson my name is germa985 i'm an e-clown [Music] and i'm taken [Music] sorry all right video games [Music] [Music] go pharmacy all right i'll get this this game's fun holy shit i like this [Music] alcohol other side sweets alcohol's all the way at the end remember that please pharmacy get out of my way excuse me if i'm not i gotta go fast i'm on a timer i have to go really fast if i want a timer whiz pharmacy you piece of shit other side [Music] hey drinks [Music] the rodent i need a replacement sofa oh furniture furniture drinks come on come on go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] hurry up [Music] baby baby baby baby where the fuck is this baby fire [Music] your fires vince mcmahon okay [Music] one more can i just like put them down hold on wait a minute the day hasn't started yet this is the tutorial are you serious can you hit the manager with the box all right what if i like get them in the right spot can i do that i can yes you can so all right let me try that that's what you're supposed to do well how am i supposed to know that i saw i've literally watched somebody play this game for five minutes [Music] okay pet food is right here off the box in the aisle before the day okay [Music] are you actually taken [Music] yes all right let's go [Music] video games over here he's cheating on us [Music] he's got two damn kids for crying out loud [Music] all right video games it's there i think somebody said i can't breathe no no that bitch how dare she he was mine all right diy [Music] he's right here [Music] they grow up so fast [Music] this seemed that i feel like this is cheating is this cheating [Music] how are the two kids growing up [Music] there's drinks [Music] all right this seems like cheating [Music] you weren't supposed to tell them about us okay kitchen other side [Music] if you're 36 your kids must be grown up by now [Music] okay mom when are you gonna have kids jeremy mom i i don't know if i'm ready for that okay [Music] getting older though aren't you yeah yeah [Music] you know 40 is i'd say before 40. it's probably when you should do yeah i know ma all right ma so let me tell you let's be real uh those of you that are like trying to rush through your life slow down i'm 36 guys slow down trust me slow down it's not a race it's not a race slow down all right halloween over here [Music] my dad was 42 when he had me exactly not a race hold on [Music] i think we're good to go [Music] yeah i took it till i was fucking like 33 until i was like comfortable so you got time relax trust me [Music] food food is over here food is not over here where oh no no no okay i'm cheating this is cheating where are your kids i fucking grandma's house all right i think that's all the boxes i just have to run around and not get caught let's start it here we go three [Music] i'm 32. you got fucking time you got time man seriously [Music] guys i i couldn't even write like cursive until i was like fucking 31 so don't worry i couldn't sign papers correctly until i was like fucking 30. slow down not a race [Music] excuse me fucking baby i hate this one i forget where she was oh thank jesus on christmas excuse me guys i don't even know what okay i always knew i want to be like an actor right and over the years i you know oh i want to be an actor i want to be like a film person i want to be like a director right but man i really didn't i was i had no idea [Music] now i know a lot of people let's be real so i know a lot of people on twitch and youtube whatever the people that you might watch right now um they're a lot younger than i am i started really late there's a timer never mind fuck that existential bullshit i got shit to do i gotta like do this pretty much tldr who gives a shit like never mind [Music] i need beer alcohol get out of [Applause] [Music] cleaning where's cleaning [Music] what the fuck where where is this what this is bullshit what's going on here [Music] [Music] oh all that's clothing clothing not cleaning all right last try this game's hard last try i'm saying fuck it let's go last try is it final last try [Music] i'm not pre-firing anything no no we're just gone [Music] excuse me [Music] you old bag [Music] happy birthday [Music] excuse me you come on man uh pets where the pets happy birthday to you [Music] why because they're singing happy birthday furniture sugar in it oh fuck off [Music] what's this one toys other side no right here [Music] okay [Music] jesus christ i need clothing close close close close close close pharmacy other side so oh please sugar sweets that's fun that game's hard that was fun though i liked it that was knight of the consumers yeah we got a long way to go the next one what about the existential uh remark you're gonna say oh right yeah okay what was it listen to me what was it anymore existential bullshit what was it that wasn't important uh no uh for real though i i was like in my late 20s dude when i even fucking knew what i wanted to do i made like tf2 youtube videos and got like lucky trust me i i lucked out a lot so i was like 27 or 28. that's when i started so trust me you got plenty of time to figure it out all right we're gonna play slide in the woods this is a scary one yes yeah people are saying yes yes yes okay uh point is this is something called late bloomer and that's okay and you don't even need to bloom who cares right like just just try to live your life as best you can i think a lot of people are too concerned about trying to make it trying to do this trying to make sure you do this certain thing just do your best you know you don't have to bloom you don't have to it's all right you don't have to do that shit try to live the best life you can with what you got all right it's called slide in the woods 22 20 yeah a lot of you guys are younger like trust me dude i think about this i am like 12 to 15 years older than a lot of you guys i've been there before i trust me i know in a long time you'll figure it out you'll find your place in the fucking world but it doesn't have to be like extravagant it doesn't have to be like i think a lot of people there's a lot of pressure i think on people now to have to do something extravagant like you have to no you don't you really don't like just do you that's it man seriously too much pressure nowadays way too much let's go down the slide and trust me the way you feel at like 17 18 19 will change into your mid to late 20s trust me scary monsters right all right sorry oh no never mind there's one down the slide shut up dad i get to talk like this today because i got the fucking sweater on you're 23 and you feel like shit i remember being 23 and feeling like shit trust me i remember i remember i go up this way don't put yourself under too much pressure it's not worth it it's not as i thought when i was like 20 i thought i was like i have to be a famous film director and famous actor no that's too much pressure just just do what you can if it fucking works out it works out if not you'll find something to do how many times after going on the slide no one likes you when you're 23. i got chronic pain so do i it fucking sucks you know what i'm here now hanging out with all of you we're all here something changed they all have the same flashlight thanks for the tip dad you get it i know you you get it trust me i know you do luckily it still has battery okay slow down you're not gonna rush do i just keep going down the slide it gets weirder where are my parents and the holidays i know can be rough on a lot of people as much as it's like oh merry christmas merry christmas everybody oh woohoo woohoo wide and friends it can be rough i know uh so let's just enjoy ourselves here right now together all right no more puking okay i promise i just like ruined it like a really nice moment i promise i'll never do the i pretend to puke ever again small town in mourning his mass missing person's case and local park continues to go unsolved reports say both children and adults missing a detective working on the case sheds light on its peculiarity here's the notepad it's as if they disappeared into thin air he asks anyone if they've seen any information to come to the station okay can you read my english homework for me please you got a minus b minus you're a victim you're a branch of victims i don't know i don't know what you mean by that what do you mean what does that mean the joke can't tell that's a meme oh okay what are you talking about go up the slide i already tried to go up this line in the game i thought that person was like talking shit i was like what the fuck oh after the first like shit talking he was ready i'm in defense mode what's the wine it's uh it's a cabinet i don't know how to say that word i just pretend to so people think i'm sophisticated all right double earbuds let's do it yeah i just pretend to know how to say that word so when i go to a dinner party people think i'm intelligent [Music] still going i can see my dead pixel and it pisses me off crawl meter hold then release space while moving to crawl what hold then release space to crawl like a little jump the colonoscopy hold down space what what's it want me to do should i just bunny hop for the whole thing uh the fuck am i upstairs i saw green i was like what is that hey hey hey do i have to dodge all this all right remove should i do this [Music] [Music] i feel like this is a mistake it's like big bag of trash is gonna explode feed them [Music] eat them so [Music] i hear shit and okay okay there's like a face what about what i don't get it what do i do what the fuck are you doing over here man relax i'm fine hey relax relax relax i'm 27 when i started i was 27 years old by the time i'm 36 i it everything was okay just don't worry man relax [Music] do i have to run away to go back up the hole [Music] i think i have to go back up this way all right feed them [Music] all right then we go we get out of here we leave we go back up the tunnel just run there is no run i think i have to go back up yeah it's gonna go in all right go go go go go go hurry up let me in open the hole open open open open the hole up he's here open the hole open it open the hole up open it how do i open it open the hole up go what's going why is it not doing it open all right fuck out of here [Music] oh it's behind me oh my god get up the slide kid come on kid get off the slide kid [Music] oh go he's fucking close no in-game fortnite boba fett just a simple man making his way through the galaxy like his father before him available in the item shop okay why is that here why does that pop up i got a fortnite ad go go go go go go [Music] i know it's just sound effects but holy shit it sucks by the way ford uh boba fett's available in fortnite are you people to play that game that was slide in the woods all right i think it's time to take a break from the crazy shit we're gonna play a little chill fun little game called freeways seems kind of fun you have to make traffic patterns by the way all these are on ichio freeways it's kinda freeways there it is okay does it show up draw a road uh hold on move this okay draw a road from the factory to highway six like that easy you must connect all the roads to all other roads all right so we're gonna go like this like that click highway signs to see which roads still need to be connected oh fuck i'm not gonna do this like that six needs to go to oh oops this needs to go over here it does this needs to go that way it does i do it this person was shit-faced this bit of a shit face that made this makes sense did i work did it work [Music] look at the arrows i got it it works i'll get it clear highway 6 needs to connect to 101 and one okay here we go this needs to go here and here okay you can go that way or that way you can also go [Music] from here i don't get it i do it i don't get it the directional arrows you [Laughter] by the way boba fett's in fortnite wait all right traffic flow 71 complexity okay new intersection let's go put over here i win wow oh you fucking cars over here dude the arrow what the hell drive let's go round about yeah that's what i'm doing i don't get it why is it not working drive your cars it's fucking easy foreign [Music] it's kind of a mess the direction you draw matters okay 102 that's better than the a plus that's an s [Music] what's this all right so this is residential so green road so this is a 17 north this goes down this uh goes over here this connects here you can go to green road from here splits you can't go that way that's the wrong way so if this is a highway and this can go through here and this can go through here [Music] and then they'll just figure it out because they're fucking goddamn animals who cares this is they put lights here it's easy we're all ants on the highway who cares we're all animals on the highway from space when they look down we're ants we're all bugs we're all animals it doesn't matter well hmm [Music] so what do this is residential you have like one road that comes out one road that goes in get on the highway the highway is going to go like here i don't know i always do like a weird circle shit i don't know oh i i don't i'm not a city planner guys we're all bugs who cares use ramps oh wait a minute all right so that's above okay that way this way yeah i got it what's the problem what's going on what's the problem people can come to and from wait a minute hold on [Music] this dude's on coke i don't get it i don't i just can't i can't see things mathematically give me the glasses we're all bugs god damn it who cares we're all animals from up above in space you need a ramp i don't guys i just drive on the road i don't know how it works i just go like this whenever i get to the poor part where you guys are describing i go like this big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle big circle straight line oh okay somebody playing this that's smarter than me uh what's the game called freeways on itchy eo freeways it's like three bucks i don't get it i'm moving on i don't get it highways go like to keep going but highway it like take you good off the highway but the highway the road keeps going but how this way and then this way and then this way and then this way i don't i don't i i don't understand i can't do this i i can't do it i i don't have a fucking mathematics to reconnect everything [Music] now take your goddamn turns i did it nope i'm done well oh shit that was freeways it was fun if you're smarter than i am go ahead and play it it's a cool game i i'm gonna get this one out of the way i'm getting this one another way this one's terrifying uh this one is called puppet combo scary tales volume one i'm not fucking prepared for this shit this one's like one gonna be the worst in the night i'm not looking forward to this it's gonna be horrible lower your volume this uh okay it's just your tracking all right lower your volume it's lowered i got it [Music] all right puppet combo this game is gonna be scary i guess thanks for joining me on christmas eve uh what should i do why is this like weird feed me billy spiders night shift or the riverside incident which one which are we doing why is this uh looks like it's fucked up oh shit it is fucked up okay hold on [Music] i gotta run us in a window i was doing that i mean i'll do i'm going to do them all all right night shift night shift why is it let's cut off why is it cut off okay night shift uh you take a job at a desolate convenience store and get put on graveyard shift as you try to work you feel somebody's watching from a distance it's loud i now turn your speakers down now playing night shift turn off the vhx vh xfx it opened up like it opened another game a blue screen uh what [Applause] [Music] what the fuck is happening right now what the fuck i gotta capture the right window it opened up another game it's weird there we go okay that was weird what time are you getting out amber want me to pick you up yeah it's too far to walk now i'll get a ride [Music] what the hell oh uh yeah sure pick me up why not as if i'll be conked out by then i'll have a beer for you later have fun okay yeah that's gonna god damn it over wreck this stupid fucking goddamn light it falls ah give me two minutes you know a ring light is like 12 on amazon what am i doing i'm putting up this light teetering on my other monitor what the fuck am i doing why am i doing it like this okay so here's what happened it fell down knocked the wine glass over the wine went all over the floor and all over the table so give me one second i'm still cleaning it up i'll be right back this shit is everywhere it exploded the wine glass exploded this wine everywhere oh it's just such a disaster i'm all right though i'm having a good time it's okay you know you win some you lose some you don't buy a fucking 12 ring light on amazon and you yeah fuck your whole room up all right sounds good all right let's go i'm back ready to go ah yeah i just have to clean an entire wine spill off of my nice desk and floor in uh in four and a half minutes i fucking knew this was gonna happen too this stupid light i swear to god i knew it i was like you know that's probably dangerous i carumba of course are you done yeah it's it's not good it's all right okay okay let's go the thing is it's so annoying because that wasn't even like oh he's drunk and he's spilled no no it's uh would you like to see where you are sure you want to see what's right next to you there's a light that's right next to the camera and i moved the desk too much and it just like fucking crashed i think oh yo we're good this is expensive this is like at least a 70 to 80 sweater empty now i think i'm good though i'm going to repaint that wall i'm not kidding that wall has to get repainted 80 no i said if i said 70 dollars not 80 000 what are you talking about what a fucking disaster all right let's go what a waste of wine too this is i like this this is going unbelievable [Music] that i i'm not even like drunk like i mean it just happened it was annoying it's because the stupid light remind me before the stream ends i gotta buy a ring light on amazon for 12 remind me tonight before i leave all right let's go my hand's so sticky what is this what is this what are you doing here get out of here leave me alone all right controls wsd is move q and e is peak shift run space jump yeah yeah yeah drop item inventory whatever two headphones for this one what do you think [Applause] this isn't freaking me out hurts my head okay there's a run okay i open it open the fucking door man [Applause] open the door stay open why is it what's going on just in time hurry up and punch in i've got a hot date tonight that's shit on i've got to go did you sweep the floor at least it's the phone fixed the suit floor sorry dude i was too busy hey rick left a list of side work to do on your shift now i gotta get out of here yeah one more thing i can't find the keys anywhere the bathrooms are locked up so go behind the dumpster i guess i have a good date if my calculations are correct i'll be rounding third base in one hour and 16 seconds whatever you see all right so go to the dumpster hello are the bathrooms locked dumpster where's the key [Applause] it's so loud sorry better all right keys in the dumpster where's the where is it cats must be working tonight crt off that's what i did it means go behind the dumpster what did i get top left what do you mean crt thank you so where's this key thing door products extra stock that hasn't made into the shelf all right old room need a time card all right i'm punched in what do i do i can't leave the store right now power drill massacre oh blue door [Music] red door that was a drunk delayed reaction what do you what what are you talking about that was scary all right exit get the keys all right green i i don't play stupid fucking game all right where are we going what do i do if i sell anything i put the money in here gas pump i can turn the gas pump on chips beer and oil okay and drink this donuts there's a list near the register is there oh hey guys sorry the phone line isn't fixed you'll have to bear with me until the repair guy comes don't worry i'm not expecting any emergencies i need you guys to do a little better job on sidewalk during your shift i'm expecting this to be finished when i come by in the afternoon sweep the floors place items that weren't purchased fade where they belong clean the bathrooms okay this is a beer with the beer back beer back it's cat food andy ito's andy where does this go where did the ito's go gas what soda fridge hi can you give me ten dollars on pump five thanks did i get it okay thanks for coming what is the e toes i have to put this back i have to sweep the floor where's the uh where's the room wow okay how long how long do i do this for i gonna go longer than that is shit are you kidding me the whole bar uh you gotta be patient i'm being very patient rome wasn't swept in a day did you break your nose maybe like five or six times and i was younger any gas what do you want what do you want alright that was weird that's so scary all right sweeping done finish sweeping okay thank god what else do a little side sidewalk work sweet floors in the bathrooms where where do i put this shit it's kind of freaking me out yes what is this thing called okay what else do i have something else itos is not candy how do i put this away there's a customer coming hi can i help you yeah i just need some cigarettes all right what brand uh banshee red with uh filters there you go i'll get the fuck out of here oh hey can i use the bathroom no god well fine have a nice life where do i put the ito's i can't put them anywhere where do they where do they go where do these things go shelf what the fuck dude donuts where the fuck do these go all right clean up bathroom clean the bathroom where is the bathroom [Music] not in here is it outside i get the fuck out of here how do i get the fuck out of here what's going on okay it's just van again this van's freaking me out okay so where's the bathroom where's this bathroom it's outside i can't leave though since you can't leave during your shift i can't leave the store it's in the back keys to the bathroom i gotta get the key to the bathroom walk oh i gotta clock out i gotta clock out all right hold on i'm already punched in i have to wait for the customer [Applause] i love what it means what are you talking about you're on shift there's no customer what do you mean check the note again i'm stuck what's what the fuck is happening the van is back again what do they want from me don't worry i'm not okay side work during your shift sweep the floors place the items that weren't purchased back where they belong i did that already clean the bathrooms i can't get to the bathroom i can't leave the store [Music] there's this door this this door is the security cameras i can't get in this one and you put the broom back i don't think i can put the broom back i have to beat the arcade game oh okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] fuck uh where's exit right here [Music] i'm just here somebody's this person here hello hi welcome there's a customer how are you good to see you hi hi you here alone no i got a co-worker in the back i help you what do you want can i help you where are you where'd you go all right dude what do you want get out of here okay thank you did you have a white van by any chance this game's fucking weird all right bathroom i need key to bathroom whatever my nose what do you thought what's going what do you mean what's what are you talking about why people talk about my broken nose what are you talking about door is open what door can't leave the store why is that up okay are you afraid of the grinch oh the grinch is a big green fucking puffball that i could punt in the face and kill instantly [Music] not scared of the grinch all right let me let me beat this [Music] no i i'm very i could punch the grinch in the face in one hit and kill him instantly instantly i would just go back and i would just haymaker the fuck right here he would be dead instantly in a tenth of a second attic but why would you because that guy's stealing all the fucking meat at the goddamn get-together that i planned with all my 3 000 whose all right leave factory room three okay yeah he's stealing the meat we have our roast beast i don't know what's happening [Music] that game sucks it smells like wine in here and it's going to for like three months god damn it where what do i do i spill yeah i have a light up here here it is this is the light this is my like fucking canister my grenade my light grenade and i'm teetering it up right on top of the monitor and it's so stupid and i moved the i moved the desk too much and it fell into the wine glass and it was a fucking disaster do i have anything left to put away i don't i said clean the bathroom but i don't have i don't have anything and i can't leave what do i do the bathroom's out back but i can't leave the store why can't i leave near the computer extra stock that's made of the shelf okay extra stock can't touch this or anything you can't clock out this is storage this is this is open now this wasn't open before oh [Music] in the bathroom how do i clean the bathroom [Music] hey with your tongue [Applause] [Music] is there cleaning like it's and explore does that sound i hear a car what about a car why do i hear a car where is the car inside the restaurant what's that i can't even clean the bathrooms it says clean the bathrooms how i have any cleaning solution okay so what put the broom down sink toilet um okay how do i clean the toilet go back inside he's blind there's something lick the toilet it's the broom you uh what what the fuck are you talking about that's the end of the game that's the end of the game okay r2d2 screen [Laughter] from i was like i was like mom it's like mom opens up the door while you're in the shower and i mean like oh nobody's in here mom don't come in here i've been here bob what what even was this monster that looks oh my god that's so embarrassing i thought i didn't look like a person i look like a fucking apec this is fucking embarrassing this is really embarrassing look at my face here this is actually fucking embarrassing i've never been this embarrassed before in my life like i saw i saw a rat look at this [Music] are you kidding me man i think that's might be the worst thing worst one i've ever done [Music] there are bugs in your food oh here you go madam here's the soup du jour oh wow thank you you lean down you take a spoonful and it's like four bugs in that spoon okay let's do the next one give me a fucking break okay uh we're gonna play what's the next one not night shift there's nothing there's like three more mom reaction yeah okay uh let's do this a new meme face just dropped yeah yeah i know oh i know trust me i know oh no there are mice in here i like i like lifted up my dress you know what i mean i was like whatever what's the next one there all right let's take a vote what should i do i got feed me billy spiders or the riverside incident which one spiders [Music] spiders it is spiders something is coming your town is not safe your family is not safe from the spiders nature's perfect predator has a had enough and now they're taking revenge they're at the top of the food chain now merry christmas everyone can't see i know it's cause it's gonna it's gonna open up another game now playing spiders here it comes [Music] loud spiders format turn that off what the fuck i can't see anything wait why can you not see this whoa this is freaking me out all right 20 what what is 1440p desync whatever screen full all right why can't i see this this is wait what's going on spiders come on spiders [Music] oh there you go this is the wrong resolution for you though there you go okay all right bro this is fucking loud bro hey bro all right play intro start a new game yes why can't you see this oh there are fucking naked women on the screen they're naked ladies there are naked women on screen literally naked women fold naked full nude in it what's happening why is this not showing hold on wait wait wait what's going on it's not capping there's like four windows open why are there two of these this is i have no idea what's going on it's pretty good they were they were literally naked women on screen just next it downloaded you down a little virus um i think the game crashed hold on what is it trying to show what the fuck what the fuck hold on let's see it let's go what the fuck what the fuck there it is finally fucking what the fuck i fucking never playing a video game ever again psx fov 90 quality resolution get that up oh all right right there all right go go play daddy no i'm your son help eddie don't what is going on right now wave one what what am i doing 40 health already come on kids fight back the next one we're gonna play is um we're gonna play another one coming up next is all right this one's called act normal act normal those credits just fucking singed by [Music] start how to play mouse move left mouse up and down spaces grab q and e or mouse just rotate okay have a nice meal i have to eat who's throwing shit at me face i have to eat okay that's easy yeah i'm fine [Music] that's the goal act normally that was good tasty [Music] how do i eat [Music] eat it [Music] that was act normal that's fun uh all right coming up next oh this is gonna be this is gonna be a big one this one's called none massacre by the same puppet combo guy i wonder if you can see it oh god no what do you mean oh god no volume down volume down please turn the volume down laughing my ass off okay r mouse right mouse zoom control how do i get rid of the crt tv thing seriously lower the volume it's low it's low i swear volume higher what's going on get out yeah that has to push that has to drop now holy shit bro bro get out of the fucking way i don't need to go in here [Applause] dear mrs mcdonald i hope this letter finds you well your child is sick and needs your immediate attention we would normally handle this matter but this situation is i couldn't even read that what happened spiders is still running yeah it is all right flashlight let's go letter all right the road is closed so where do i go dude where i go all right i'll go double [Music] what's this one called fucked up none none massacre let's go kind of scary so far i don't know if i can do this one it's a little scary i even going the right way ugh where am i going dude just alt f4 this sucks i i i can't just alt f4 i just i just opened it i thought that somebody's in the room the nun massacre my mm 14 vague scenario llc [Music] music by m25 kc 3000 [Music] written by leela amitari and edward w [Music] with musical guest blink182 and now here's your host brad pitt [Music] i saw a flash okay your skyrim speed running how long all right i'm walking on the rocky path for like 10 minutes give me something else besides the rocky path what'd you just do don't worry about it you're fine when i was 26 you know i didn't know what i was gonna do either but you got it what the fuck am i doing was that a bird ah i'm done i'm done with this fucking light i'm throwing this lightning trash let's go to the trash [Music] uh merry christmas everybody have a merry christmas and a happy new year skip the intro okay geez skip ahead he's so shiny not anymore what happened i can't go back i don't think i have a light the walls are moving this is weird all right this one opens open a lighter i hide oh hide do i i have a limited fuel just a tv nothing nothing nothing nothing can i go in there hey what's going on go in the toilet go in the toilet try club close the toilet hello what's going on i can't move hey hey i'm in a lot of trouble over here man you got a toilet paper over there plus two plus two plus two plus two two two two two plus two plus two plus plus two plus two does that mean that they choose near this to fucking best buy [Applause] hey we're safe up here fuck you bitch you can't get us out of the stall you can't get us it's so loud oh no where's that crazy nun she's killer she's a killer she'll kill us if she sees us oh oh oh get up get safe safe stay safe where do i go where do i go where do i go yeah yeah hey where's my letter where's letter oh what's this dear diary mommy dropped me off at my new school i'm going to miss my old friends i brought bongo with me though we have a teacher named sister yuffie mia she has an assistant named sister odelia they're teaching us about the saints and what wonderful lies i lived today we learned about saint lucy her eyes were put on a plate and she became a martyr that's a weird word sister euphemia said that her love for god saved her from the evil romans that tried to hurt her sister rose said that mother apollonia is gonna is gonna take care of us all okay fuck up a little shit where's where's the lighter you know when your ear is itchy and also the back of your tongue is itchy come on gwen like and you sit there and you go you're trying to itch the spot that's inside your ear and all the way back in your tongue god you fucked up we should we should have been fucking steam engines where's the lighter i hate it it's christmas [Applause] can you imagine that was the end of a movie you can't you like go to the happening too and the main character just kind of walks down a hall and like a thing scares them oh there's the nun credits roll over thanks for the 15 goodbye that was good okay not playing that one again coming up next we have what is scary tales oh no no no we're not doing that all right let's this this one looks weird let's play this one uh this one's called oscetoetic bypass it's a game where you play as a skeleton you have to like go through the hole in the wall i don't know i'll give you 10 minutes that was oh so testic bypass um thanks for watching i'm gonna move on oh i get it okay all right pull pull the shoulders in and put the head down that should do it what [Music] oh i get okay i gotta get it got it all right come down how do i go down i got it got it get in i got it [Music] yep oh my god how am i gonna do this what how am i supposed to do this i think i got it oh i got it i got it i'm gonna what the heck is this game it's called osotesik i forgot i'm like how do i get through the hole dude i haven't i don't know how to do this one [Music] bend the knees back this way oh yeah what [Music] no no no stand stand up set up straight and then like lean forward right there it is got it how do i go how do i should i just lean this way and like crumple up to the left oh i think that's enough i think that's enough 70 percent [Music] got it what on earth is this dude how do you do this one what what no human can no human can fit through here plank spread the legs out you think it'll help make the legs into an n dude he's gonna fall down [Music] that was also testic bypass that's pretty fun all right we're gonna play juice galaxy now this one looks fun uh warning this game has bright flashing lights by the way for those at home beware all right well difficult i don't know from fucking stinks i swear to god okay red oh all right let's wait [Music] what color texture plywood ooh pizza friends i want a pizza right now how do i get one what do i do what do i do oh my god i want a fucking big greasy pepperoni pizza holy shit it's christmas eve though ah i don't know about that all right pizza i like blue i'm not a red guy it's okay okay body tiny head big chest huge ass little arms big arms small hands big legs long legs small feet pizza you jazz little arms big arms small hands little feet somebody said it's you that looks good to me boys and girls wow just wow you are really weird and gross and floppy too um anyways welcome to juice school i am mrs kill skill today we are going to talk about juice but first a pop quiz starting now first question what is juice squish whisper fruit juice is everything it is all around us why are you here because i i uh to process and refine your process and refine juice juice must flow you sister any greater honor than lifelong servitude to the juice queen ah there's way more shit that you can do you can fucking like raise a fucking family you can have a farm you can like milk your own cows and shit you could do your own taxes you could fucking make a business you could create a uh you could do like a theater you could like have a urine theater you make your own fucking like wood crafted tables and shit there's a lot more to life what do you know fucking idiot no is there anything out there in the fog yeah wrong answer prepare to die [Music] it sucks i should never have downloaded this what a terrible fucking game literally uninstalled immediately [Music] wow just wow you are really weird and gross and floppy too um anyways welcome to juice school i'm mrs slivers hello mrs howard we are going to talk about juice but first a pop quiz starting now first question what is juice uh it's everything oh okay just leave then that's fine who is this [Music] let's die hey let me tell you a secret there's a really neat toy on top of the building you can fly can't you hold the jump while in the air okay [Music] what are you doing up there morning star feet attention student i said to stay away from that thing oh let's go kill this recess is over please report to class for your punishment oh my god you got it now swing it at me it's okay i do it all the time press the mouse button for a swing watch out my turn holy shit there's a crit i am dying i'm laying here i'm dying good thing is vampires don't exist i think i've had too much wine what on earth did i just say [Music] i don't feel so good oh no too bad here we go kill the teacher so you've returned prepare to die [Music] oh my wow just wow you are really weird and great wrong answer prepare to die get out get out get out get out get up get out get up okay just leave then that's fine what is this oh bouncy ball cool [Music] these arms are too small i can't swing i'm going in here i said to stay away from that thing be juiced oh shit okay i need more juice [Music] all right how do we get juice shovel get the juice oh shit it's gonna open student back away from the door do not cross the threshold return to class immediately for candy all right give me the fuck out of here that big thing at the far end it's a door it can be opened oh i don't feel so good okay dude shut up worst student ever okay [Music] whoa health regen max energy jump flight move arm power yeah definitely arm power damage yep gravestone [Music] yo what the fuck happened what i i touched it what where's e get up i need to wait baseball bat what i need a weapon i can't just do nothing inventory [Music] i got a fucking shovel now oh sword oh fuck yeah let's go you're all dead fuck out of here shit bag uh what where should i go find should if you check the cabin you take the road [Music] go to the evil cabin sorry about that by the way it was just a prank [Music] right let's go should i cut the tree down talk to the other npc all right hey what's up i'm shiny i have act i forbidden knowledge what is juice uh juices everything juice is what makes the universe i'm juice your juice that rock over there it's also juice thanks for the info now die suffer nevermind all right let's go your mother's watching no my mother's mama's got a lot of work to do he's like putting on a christmas yeah merry christmas merry christmas to you all hope you had a good christmas eve christmas eve say it right so people don't think you're fucking drunk merry christmas eve everybody level three okay this is just dark souls you're right should i i'll get some exp all right sort out what who killed who what happened all right all right up i don't know i don't have to swing my arms around i don't know what the hell i'm doing just be easy like that plunger what oh my god eat shit seriously what hands out sword out kill thank you all right they give me the morning star 2.9 2.8. now so it's better sword is way better next very soon folks very soon very soon just give it a minute this is kind of cool though i like this i'm good you can slurp them [Music] oh i got i did it okay it's just ragdoll dark souls it kind of is what the fuck are these little things it seems level seven all right dude i all right come on man that's a good one this one's good i'm out that was a good one nice pick all right coming up next we have okay i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do this one uh with the amount of wine i've consumed over the last few hours i'm gonna try nonetheless uh we're gonna play everwood everhood here comes everhood one of the biggest requested games should i play this with a controller yes okay there's wine all over this plug where's my plug so playing this after like five glasses of wine is a bad idea we'll find out uh flashing lights again by the way just be aware that neighborhood drunk wine mom i think i'm gonna i'm gonna be pretty good at this i think i think i'm gonna do pretty well an inferable tale of the inexpressible divine moments of truth let's go all right settings yeah whatever hard expert no fucking way dude normal normal normal no no no no no no no hard go hello we are delighted to see you to enter this realm you must leave your humanity abandon your idea of time and accept immortality you can leave and return as you will compare to your current life where there is only one way out do you agree abandon humanity time and accept your mortality er i don't want to be i would i would want to live like 400 years tops total excellent like the human world we have blurred the lines of purpose but the road is clear it's after all for your amusement i think like three or four hundred years is enough to you like you can see everything i would live in every country for like five years [Music] after that it's like dude what i don't wanna do it anymore [Music] let's go [Music] what would you do for 400 years i'd be able to fucking raise my great great great great great grandkids that's kind of cool [Music] someone said this game is hard i'm a rhythm game andy though i'm a rhythm game andy i think i can handle it if there's one thing i can do on this stream it's play rhythm games trust me i should be fine [Music] seems like the wooden doll has started walking didn't think you'd wake up you're missing an arm can't listen can you do it jump move [Music] if i get it one time i'm gonna give 100 community subs all right [Music] [Music] [Music] is it the beat to the beat or am i jumping over the is it the beat like to the beat [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all right [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i get it i get it [Music] i actually don't i is it so it's not to the beat [Music] stop moving in random directions okay this is a save point all right delayed to the melody right the higher the pitch the further to the right the bar is going to be oh okay that's kind of cool it's fucked up 2400 subs wait what what are you talking about right now no you just freaked me the fuck out holy shit man i was like who is giving that much money what are you doing you owe us 20 wait what i said a hundred not twenty four hundred i didn't i said 100 not 2400 you must have schmuckles to enter 20 schmuckles to get to the atm machine okay i give 100 yeah i must insert my soul i said if i got hit i would give 100 no that was not every single time i got hit all right [Music] so [Music] quiet i got it everybody relax one two one two [Music] so fuck you this guy sucks shut up no i don't i'm very good [Music] what do you say now talk down talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk down talk now [Applause] [Music] no schmuckle is available what okay we're good save at the live post yup thanks for the help give the subs i uh at the end of this i'll give them in a minute give me a minute give me two minutes do mouse and keyboard really you think so [Music] don't okay i do not have a vip card no i do not [Music] pretty cool uh i'm not really a great dancer but i like seeing people enjoy themselves someday i might try dancing all right well good luck [Music] hey that doll face how did you lose your arm my condolences okay uh sure i'll have a drink why not okay ew [Music] i love dancing the best thing i know how to do but i do like drinking blood too i'm getting kind of thirsty okay we mushroom people usually play in the woods you should come visit someday we'd love to play hide and seek but nobody wants to be the secret maybe someday okay oh sorry where's ludwig one what happened ludwig where where's where's ludwig what what happened it was the vampire oh shit i'm like ludwig what did he raid where is he oh my god look wig i love ludwig you desecrated a 2 000 schmuck drink that's not what he said i have a vip and hoodlums like you are not going to get away with it i will first try guaranteed or another fucking two community subs guaranteed [Music] [Music] [Music] see you later [Music] [Music] [Music] what the fuck with my lights what is doing this to me stop it why [Music] what the fuck i have not what they're a shit wait what happened did look actually come here there's like 22 000 people here there's a lot of people here right now what happened connor raided i got raided i had to have we went up like three four thousand people conor eats pants what's going on dude thanks for the raid i telling you i knew it uh welcome everybody thanks for joining us i am a uh i was a full bottle of wine deep right now uh it's been fun we're gonna keep going you're scrunked nah not yet maybe a little uh all right let's go i don't know my light just turned off but that's weird hold on let me fix this let me fix it give me a second be every two seconds back and what would you believe it got light again that light again now thanks for the raid uh merry christmas to you connor really looking forward to when we uh play super smash brothers brawl next week that's not happening i'm just making shit up all right let's go three two one action no one has survived you [Music] [Music] finish the fucking song you dingus ah thanks for the raid though i said that already [Music] i'm so burnt out oh we'll get the vip ticket i'll take it [Music] it's undertale please take this [Music] okay so i have a vip ticket now where's that what do i do i got vip card here it is [Music] looks good tastes bad good luck [Music] nice save your progress here let's go [Music] why would i ever play super smash brothers brawl that's literally the fucking worst game ever made that's underneath et nice reference yeah not bad oh [Music] hold on a second [Music] that's not it [Music] what do you want me to do gotta copy the metal it whatever you know the word [Music] [Music] um [Music] so [Music] [Music] merry christmas fuckheads just copying somebody from chat all right i'm pretty much i think i'm at the end of the game so i'm gonna go we're the end of the game [Music] oh boss fight let's go [Music] who let you in here it's the doll i stole from the arm well well well uh did you come here with your eye back you won't you should have caught your thief when you had you will only be an annoyance if i keep you around no goop better to get rid of you [Music] wtf what the heck that was pac-man holy crap all right if i get hit in the next 10 seconds i will give not much jesus christ dude all right all right run it back run it back let's go was i supposed to lose married [Music] what's going on this game is actually really cool i like it stop making references that 10 people max will understand i feel like that's 60 of every stream what the fuck all right headphones going in volume going up let's go bro [Music] [Music] [Music] what am i supposed to do with others [Music] here we go i'm doing it to the beat of the song and it's just fucking me over [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ah [Music] [Music] this is fucking tight this song is sick [Music] merry christmas yeah oh it's yeah it's 12 o'clock eastern you're right merry christmas to all our eastern time friends merry christmas [Music] this game's good i like this a lot it's actually really fun oh shit song coming up let's go [Music] damn [Music] jesus so many colors mother effer other effort [Music] leave me alone leave me alone [Music] oh we're going upside down oh my god dude what the fuck are you doing to me [Music] six dude don't do that shit to me right now i can't see anything [Music] jesus i have you don't drink a whole bottle of wine and play this game like this right now you kidding me [Music] when does it end i feel like i've been for like three years how long have i been here for [Music] it's backwards the game is backwards right now left is right right is left you shitting me dude don't even oh my god that was crazy that was crazy you're not supposed to be here it seems you've returned early this shouldn't be possible a mess i cannot allow you to learn too much it would interfere with your purpose i will restore your body to before you started to um drift away okay do what you were doing but be careful that was awesome oh that was awesome wow okay you want i can give you an absolute truth this is certainly not the right way to do it but it might help you or it might twist you do you want to hear the truth yeah tell me nothing is lost once life is death there will be a part of transfer you cannot be a part of departed oh the fucking departed fucking up oh don't watch the movie i just saved you three hours okay our choices will be justified in the end there'll be a reconciliation no matter how ugly take this truth that is now in your hands to interpret its meaning okay now you must continue it i will restore your body okay okay is wine mom drunk yet this is empty well no no this does more it's christmas eve man sending out my signals to all of you i'll give you a good christmas enjoy yourselves have a good day hopefully you got something for your friends and family hopefully your friends and family maybe thought of you even if it's just a card doesn't have to be material bullshit don't worry about that nonsense oh hey so uh gold pigs stole my legs yeah they're detachable just like your limbs i can't believe you survived the incinerator no one survives please take this video okay okay yeah let's go get up get up all right hey i'm just a door i don't have a lot of responsibilities besides standing here you really want to go after a big guy like that i was impressed that they even got through me of course uh gold pig is magic to make it easier okay okay okay okay you did survive the incinerator somehow no one else has done that okay the corpus around you prove well okay okay okay this really does remind me of undertale where am i going let's give the creeps i know it's empty but some of his like please let us leave red no i'm doing a fucking song man i want to leave this place someday maybe one day look i was not prepared for that save save save save save save i don't have 100 to save i'll get a first try guaranteed where we go overconfidence yeah no you're right you're right you're right right that's smart okay how do i get out of here what i do oh shoot stop right there red hood i've been sent by the gold pig to stop you from reaching the cursed castle stop your quest at once go back to where you came from and i won't hurt you [Music] you called my bluff huh there's no i won't bother you wait i know i won't beat you anyway i will fuck off in a nice way in a nice way fuck off respectfully go oh oh i have to move the train [Music] i love this game it's actually really really really fucking good [Music] oh we got it right now you idiot [Music] so [Music] my nose is itchy and i can't do anything about it oh my god what do i do [Music] i feel weird that was weird that was weird [Music] i got cut off what was that bs [Music] i can feel you running through my [Music] veins oh it's a fight you want okay oh it's you again the hell do you want i'll be annoying somewhere else i'm busy can't you tell this game's addicting it actually it actually is really i i i gotta move on i'm kind of addicted to the game well i need to do i got to play more stuff i had a lot of stuff to play save [Music] okay got it you look like george bush no it looks like john kerry get it right jesus the wrong affiliation i didn't save what oh my god all right one more song and we're gonna move on [Music] all right freddy good to see you goodbye slime oh this sounds good [Music] welcome to slime brothers plank service my name is flan and my brother's name is muk that's me blank renting service looking for a very long [Music] plank what do you need to rent a very long plank i mean the diploma of certification for handling very long planks okay do i need to get certified yes i'm certified [Music] all right all right bros oh that hurt my fucking eyes somehow i don't know how that hurt my eyes let's go last one [Music] uh [Music] wow [Music] oh they're holding the planks that's cute [Music] shit [Music] shit really bad [Music] bad [Music] here is your very long plank thank you you picked it up [Music] where do i use it over here i came in this way wait wait what's down here what about the other plank oh shit that's right i go this way no [Music] crap no i don't want to go no kill me kill me shoot me shoot me shoot me in the head shoot me kill me kill me shoot me what's happening [Music] you can't see this [Music] i'm so confused what's going on right now um i this is playing what's happening why can't you see this that was really weird no there's another another game opened i swear to god another game opened up hold on let me try this okay what [Music] i don't know what this is it opened on its own [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] so [Music] how long is this song [Music] what [Music] oh my god jeremy stop it [Music] the song is traveling from ear to ear and it's freaking me out [Music] oh fuck off [Music] [Music] how do i get out of here [Music] oh i get out of this song how do i get out of here it won't stop [Music] [Music] what do you mean keep going how do i stop this nonsense i want to get out of here [Music] where's the camera what happened to my camera what [Music] guys [Music] be [Music] how long is this song [Music] what the fuck is happening what is happening what's happening why am i still here [Music] [Music] okay that [Music] it loops okay that was everhood thanks for watching we're going to move on i'm going to pee we'll come back i mean i really want to show the brb screen again because it's awesome i'll be right back go pee see in a minute so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay hello eating a cliff bar right now i mean one second [Music] get pizza i don't think i could i can't do that right now are you go is that going to be a yakuza or will you revisit that game i thought that was awesome but i do want to play art school before this stream turns off this game looks really fun [Music] what about saying throw two ah probably not please keep at it that anime level you were almost at the end no the streams are over no what i have at least another 45 minutes to an hour to play at least all right let's go move this i got to clean my desk too oh my god what a disaster yeah merry christmas east coast what was that that game was called ever hood ever ever hood it was great okay time for chewing andy let's go back over here let's open art school this is like a classic ichio game from my understanding let me get this thing bright looks good all right art school new game [Music] oh froshman i just spit i hope it didn't come up on camera welcome to art school [Music] definitely never had never heard one of my favorite games ever made [Music] analyze your work against my database and give you constructive feedback i was made by scientist so i'm really good at this don't worry it sounds technical but art school is really simple once you get the hang of it [Music] use your drawing pad to complete the assignments that i give you okay get inspired sick okay loading assignment think of a number between 1 and 50 draw that many birds when you have completed the assignment return to my office for a critique i was going to do one fucking why would i do 50. [Music] no one forgets [Music] art school [Music] pigment between one and fifty draw that many birds one i'll do one this sounds i've did it where's my prize where's my prize what i can move i got a color swatch what oh god damn it okay yeah i'm hydrating i just drank a bunch of water don't worry i'm good what they're like all right how do i turn it in how do i turn this in whoa oh i okay i'm here all right look i gotta see i got brushes watches let's go what did you dream about last night two nights ago [Music] um last night i don't think i had a dream last night that was my last dream over the night before that um i don't know the last stream i remember just drinking gatorade out of somebody else's fridge and it was like all the gatorades were mixed together it was weird it was like oh yellow purple green and red gatorade were all mixed together like they got the gatorades down to like here and they poured the last third of it into the same gatorade and they did that they did that with like six of them so they didn't want to drink the last like gross part of the gatorade so they've combined them all and put them back in the fridge and i drank it okay all right i got it so i wait should i explore what's down here am i [Music] [Music] okay now what [Music] draw ingredients okay i need more colors it's been open the whole time why didn't anybody tell me that who's open the whole time the entire fucking time where did the game go dude what the fuck what are you doing obs what are you drinking crack beer it won't fucking close it won't close i just closed it i get it oh my god doesn't it there's an explanation for it get the fucking spider game out of my goddamn inventory get out of here oh my god why okay here's what happened i accidentally pinned the spider exe file to the taskbar and i kept thinking it was open so i kept right clicking it to close it but i kept opening new instances of the exe so let's unpin that from the taskbar and keep going jesus christ uh okay draw ingredients i need more brushes or something right can i go in here all right draw okay uh catch up mustard paydays hot sauce all right got it what those aren't ingredients yes they are what how they're not ingredients [Music] i need to get back over [Music] all right you're right that's those are condiments invent a new country design a flag for it sure thing thermomite nation [Music] i don't even want paints somebody said there are spiders in your router f what are we okay stream crashed are we okay are we here what happened what's going on we are what happened i lagged oh well i don't know this word i need more condiments i need more paints the stream crashed that doesn't it didn't really weird i i actually need more colors than blue and black i need to make the german 95 flag which is pink green blue and like hints of magenta back to normal that's weird i'm sorry about that you get points for exploring okay [Music] no this is not cooking wine where is any new stuff oh fuck you [Music] how did that get the best rating out of everything draw what's happening in the outside world okay [Music] no snow christmas snow it's snowing snow snowing christmas snow sleighs i need what do i get stuff i didn't what the fuck i i went to somebody's house [Music] i went in so i didn't go back i went in somebody's house oh my god draw a single line [Music] oh i got text tool i move it i want to move that how do i move again bring the spiders back yeah way too many how do i erase okay i gotta at least communicate with the teacher again what's going on how am i dropping frames what what's going on here what the fuck i shouldn't be dropping frames what's going on was this like two years ago it's twitch uh uh oh it's a twitch problem uh oh oh apparently it's a twitch problem i guess merry christmas yeah merry christmas this drawing is going to end up in a big gold frame does that change how you approach it maybe a little so apparently apparently it's it's a twitch problem i guess i have no idea i guess twitch is having problems it's not a twitch problem it's a spider problem the real question is is he gonna draw boogers down both the nostrils of course he is he's in the fucking first grade where do i go [Music] oh new brush let's get it white come on what's that over there fly can you do your best tim allen grunt fucking idiot i stood myself for that one i'm really am i'm not happy about it i'm not happy about it at all very mad all right where what was going to come to this little island oh basketball this game's cute stop minus doing it's been five and a half hours of quality fucking funny content and just because i said one bad joke doesn't mean the whole stream is bad scoff scoff eye roll scoff and i turn this in so it gets off the screen all right get me out of here it was five and a half hours of e-clown cringe that's your opinion it's bad oh i failed this one [Music] i want you to do this drawing is going to end a big gold frame i'll show for your underwear [Music] all right passed i was gonna draw the mona lisa but i was like this that's not gonna happen not gonna happen at all [Music] draw as much as the unit i i'm not doing this anymore this game's cool this game's cute these are galaxies if you're curious all right all right next game this one [Music] approach i gotta be all right [Music] so my portfolio i just clicked it and it's just like fucking they just give me the images they're just here it's literally like the shit i just drew it just opens up a file that has all the things i just drew [Music] in like a windows explorer menu all right maybe maybe like one or two more then i'm gonna go on [Music] all right here's your chance here's your choice like 8-bit horror like 16 32-bit horror or that eight bit all right we're gonna play faith faith is like a old old kind of style which we're gonna play faith we'll try it for like a half hour or so all right guys let's do it i've had a lot of fun hopefully you guys have too let's keep going sorry the stream like shut off a few times it's weird it's very odd that's very stretched it shouldn't be faith is great okay can i make this window bigger 20 community subs thanks for the 20 subs that was by snap's cube thanks snap skewb i want to make this bigger wasd okay left analog stick pad [Music] okay get it face demons and cast them out with a space key all right [Music] any hey penny hi penny what's penny all right new game new game all right i'm gonna go up blocking the text oh shit sorry so i only have two moves is it [Music] like oregon trail what was the game with the clerk stuff oh the power of christ fine uh that was puppet combos scary tales volume one you're invited come celebrate nate and jason's sixth birthday right at 13 snake meadow hill road straight past the well straight past the well [Music] oh shit all right i'm not afraid of a bunch of fucking squiggly pixels that's scary a bunch of fucking squigglies i need a key [Music] i can go right [Music] was that birthday party [Music] [Music] that's weird don't go into the screen's edges i think i just got lost i think i'm lost actually i probably shouldn't have oh wait what's this get out of here what is this oh shit okay [Music] connecticut's historical connections to witchcraft satanism and the beast system wednesday at 8pm all the deer that's right [Music] pick it up [Music] okay this is undertale clone not quite but [Music] yeah merry christmas have a happy new year mary well we'll see on new year's i should be live by then all right i just walked in a complete circle follow the deer i'll follow deer it's not christmas here for another couple hours but uh i do appreciate nonetheless thank you [Music] all right follow dear yours gonna go up gear is gone where did deer go [Music] wait i'm new [Music] somebody had a birthday party and somebody died [Music] ugh i hate those little things [Music] you gotta read [Music] where do i got the key all right dear dear do [Music] [Music] oh shut up really [Music] i'm going right what [Music] is it christmas uh it's christmas in the east coast and also in central time right just hit midnight [Music] 5 p.m christmas day oh my god australia new zealand all right this is locked 30 minutes of this this game uh i don't know maybe [Music] was that a lie or is it do you actually follow deer should i follow the deer or is it a lie [Music] taking a while a long time destroyed the historical thing [Music] it's a one guy okay here just mess with the house and read the notes okay [Music] or something [Music] [Music] oh shit my face i'm sitting there like [Music] what happened to the server oh my god i look like a fucking psycho uh my speed test is perfect i don't understand well i'm sorry everybody i have a gigabit connection i'm a thousand thousand up and down [Music] well we'll probably i'm ending soon anyways so whatever our twitch kind of uh expedited that process maybe [Music] you have rich rich streamer has gigabit connection do you have any idea how long it took me to get this connection i suffered those of the old viewers of this channel holy smokes do you remember being on that old comcast old cock connect we would lose that's back when i was tripping like three or four times a week at least [Music] we would drop 20 000 frames a day [Music] this connection has been perfect without a single issue which is awesome [Music] what's the provider [Music] whiskey [Music] okay let's figure this out [Music] oh found it just gotta put the glasses on i'm fine [Music] the martin's house lies about a hundred yards off snake meadow hill road there's almost no driveway trees jut out the middle is a gravel path that's mostly covered in grass holy smokes okay okay i found it [Music] that's the key to the house get away demons that's the house key [Music] up left and then i think left one more time why was this itchy when most these games are on steam you distracted me now we have to do the whole thing again um no most these aren't on steve what are you talking about i got all these on ichio only like a few of them were on steam [Music] i got all these on ichio because i heard that ichio gives a higher cut to people right than steam does from my understanding drm free all right i got the key all right boys and girls let's go amy was in the very back of the attic in a chair perfectly calm staring at us okay in the attic okay that's a huge bed that's a bed for like eight people i open stuff there's an orgy bed i don't know why i read that what was such a pain in the ass no i'm i'm not into that no thank you i would just yeah i was just sitting there just like what the fuck am i doing here this sucks what if you're the odd man out of the orgy right do you have to have an even number would it be an odd number is somebody just kind of like okay yeah it looks good um anybody what's uh what you oh no you're busy what you have to have even number of people how would you do an odd numbered orgy what do you mean what wait [Music] no fuck that fuck that fuck that shit no i'm sorry no i didn't read that don't think so i'm not saying anything i'm gonna get myself in trouble if i'm not careful here it's christmas eve god darn it okay i'm not gonna get myself in trouble on christmas eve i'm not gonna say anything on christmas no way i'm just saying you brought it up you did you said what's with the orgy bro and i was like i don't know man i don't know what i'm talking about all right we got a picture okay father mother child i didn't bring this up i did not somebody said the word orgy and i read it i did not bring it up i did not you know how long i was holding that for oh my face hurts i was sitting there for like at least two straight minutes waiting for the stream to reconnect what the fuck all right i'm i guess i'm just gonna i guess i'm just gonna go where we live i thought i was disconnected i was waiting goodbye it's vince well good to see you again merry christmas everybody i'll see you later have a great day are we am i gone again wait wait if i come back hold on it's important you're on the air well what the f i i thought i was gonna catch people when they came back you're live finish the game like my stream keeps turning off i'm trying all right i'm gonna go i i don't know what's going on twitch's servers are fucked up i guess green teeth no they're white as snow like christmas bye that's it see you later merry christmas to all and to all a good night have a wonderful rest of your day thanks for coming out appreciate it merry christmas everybody uh i i mean i can't i don't think i can do this shit it's like i keep losing connection every like 15 seconds tonight it's a 13 year old mustache you're in trouble i don't know if they can hear me good night have a great christmas i'll see you all on new year's eve i think my mic is gone that stream's over anyways like i can not think they can even hear me god i fucking hate streaming fucking just i quit like i just i quit i quit i quit i wish i could say that to them live i'm sure let's fucking say that to them how can i tell them my god i fucking quit like i fucking hate streaming all right goodbye merry christmas happy new year see you on new year's eve the poll will be up tonight or tomorrow check the twitter go to my twitter look at my twitter find my twitter i'll see you tomorrow not tomorrow new year's eve no i'll see you on 27th uh that's got me all fucked up i don't know what's going on good night goodbye see on the 27th check my twitter later on tomorrow good night goodbye good luck i'll see you later good night you

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Length: 346min 31sec (20791 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 25 2021