Jerma Dies Repeatedly at the End of Dead Rising - Jerma Streams Dead Rising (Long Edit #5)

don't don't please don't [Music] i photographer is done but i i kind of don't care you know what i'm saying i got i got i'm just gonna go i do well if i that seems like a long mission you know what i'm saying that seems kind of like a long thing to do and i'm saying just once i want to open that up and there's nothing in there just once i just want to just one time i want to open the elevator there's nothing in it it takes two seconds all right okay i'll get tad and then he's dead anyways like what do you want to do i can't bring him with me and i can't return him save him i can't save him how can these zombies have a like 88 grab rate bring him home fine i'll save ted and i'll bring him back i'm gonna do it it's a kick me right in the groin [Music] i'm trying to do a flash again that's pretty damn flashy if i could say so myself get it good good okay come on it's empty good good shoes i don't have time i've never i haven't had time to get shoes since yesterday come on i saved them tad safe i sure hope you don't snap one day and freak out like the other photographer guy i won't this one's going down to the bottom just in case there's a nightmare scenario all right two torsos and i'm gonna try this mission again it can't be worse than isabella well here's the problem with what you just said uh it is a car mission there's a mission with somebody driving a car around trying to kill you okay bomb collector through into the inside of the world the bike can break that's not good bong collector i said bomb collector otis just wants to wish you good luck well otis is really [ __ ] irritating into the garage oh [ __ ] they're standing in front of the garage car battle car battle they have a gun on their car i don't have a gun on my car i'm even looking in the right direction man all right what is it can you hear me it's not wait whoa whoa whoa i've been spam called so many times the time bombs should be located inside several trucks parked in the maintenance tunnel as far as i can tell from security monitors it looks like they split into five locations he slashed the truck's tire so he'll have to transport the bombs by hand hurry to the maintenance tunnel frank i thought you were otis the whole time so that's why i wasn't answering the phone my god and that was every piece of information i needed to hear i wonder who that is all right i just have to find there's a girl in the shade hey shop okay just i have to go do i just have to find them okay so the first one they're just i'm just gonna go to all the corners do i have to do them in order or just find them just find them just whatever parked truck look for a park truck park truck down here park truck this is a slenderman scenario where the more that i pick up the more he's gonna like attack me all right make a note of it i got the one down center in the i got the one centered down okay right right the bomb just explode went out of my bike what happened to the bike why did it just turn into legos okay got middle bottom right we're gonna go straight up what the [ __ ] man i need a shopping cart how the [ __ ] am i supposed to do this anybody have another bike or a shopping cart or where's car car what's his name carlito i need a shopping cart oh there he is bp here he comes hi carlito welcome oh boy this is [ __ ] gonna be fun i have to dodge a guy in an ice cream truck well he tries to back up over and kill me dude by the way did you notice this guy with a [ __ ] fly trap hands spitfire what's it mean what's it do what's it do what does spitfire do tell me shopping cart no that's i need that card no there's a car over here this car is going to explode [Applause] get in there's no truck back here did i miss a truck i didn't see a truck back there okay so i got bang bang we're gonna go all the way up here turn right i gotta put this in a good spot so i can get the [ __ ] out of here oh no one two three four up here five down here top left and then middle left i'm kind of freaking out right now okay yeah that one right there so we're going to go right left go no no no no no no no no now now top left bang the left straight left no ah cut cut cut cut cut cut cut all the way up go i don't see headlights no headlights no headlights no headlights no headlights no headlights no headlights no headlights i got checked in gym class no headlights get in get in where's the bomb other one hey oh [ __ ] i got [ __ ] debated i got you baited oh yo yo yo how do i get out of here right right right right in here that's where i'm going right right the game's like the game's [ __ ] lagging the game's like glitching out all over the place right right right right oh my god i just have to leave oh oh my god that was stressful how do you get out of the car this is as far as you go today just give up i really didn't want to do that again i'm so glad i didn't die no don't nice the hidden knife are we going to see the death of a main character uh-oh that means he's gonna have to fight a hundred thousand zombies by himself i still don't have shoes i've wanted to stop for shoes for like six in-game hours how do i like the game i mean i knew i was going to like it it's okay hold on important done from 5 p.m case 8. next case will occur at 5 p.m i don't get a safe point holy [ __ ] i need to save this game right now there's a state point right here where i mean is but this is north how do i get there quickly from here get brad with one health bar go back for breath save bread go to the food in the park okay i'm gonna very very carefully here guys go back this is gonna be a [ __ ] disaster look around the parking lot for a second food in the toolbox all right food in the toolbox come on there's got to be like a cabbage in there or something right just give me a cabbage i can't eat these i have to leave okay this thing's smoking give me the other car i have to save now i'm so i am like actually my i'm like scared i have to go quick what's the quickest place to get to a safe point from here save brad what was that okay so if i go straight through to paradise plaza and then save point oh yeah yeah where's the food oh i could go no i'm gonna try it use the tunnels so can i go through here and like actually go up through the like the maintenance tunnel no yes oh [ __ ] okay i can go up here go to the food court all right we're gonna go right straight all the way to the end go to the food court i'm gonna clear everything i'm i i don't know if i get grabbed one something i'm saying like this is that hamburger meat get up you know i don't know if that is but i'm not gonna get it is hamburger meat it's hamburger oh meat [ __ ] god damn it okay where does this elevator go to no i don't want to use all there brad's gonna die that's too bad don't you normally just like doing the face cam yeah i got pressured into it 40 percent of chat told me this i had one all right i i know i feel safe that i can get back i'm gonna take this car out and i'm gonna drive it out of here and just drive through paradise in fact [ __ ] no i see i got it i have to save the damn game man i've got like a minute to do this next thing i've got to get the [ __ ] out of here where's the exit right here right forget about brad i'm sorry and the car is dead i'm sorry brad that's just the way it is you didn't get all right brad you didn't give me a save point so therefore i what am i gonna do lose i'm just gonna lose now i have health i'm going to get in the car and drive out of here jamming device save it first something horrible could happen on the way over there i could walk and just get smoked on the way back and that's going to be horrible you're going to see some real real sadness i'm already getting sad it hadn't even happened game saved all right what was i looking over there for i told you i told you this is going to happen i i got like my my like nervous anxious gamer skills worked and now that i became confident that i was safe i just got hurt like five times i was [ __ ] dead again that was a courage scream save it in here with one health though that might is that's a soft lock potential i'm gonna do one down go to the gun store and show the picture i don't have enough time i've got like i don't i'm not gonna make it back kill brad save brad kill brad brad is dying and you're just letting it happen yes yes that is that is exactly what's happening oops sorry perfect i just did that that hurts what time is it all right i got like 30 minutes to do nothing because it's not it's too risky and i don't i need food but i don't have any food so that boy i know i don't i can't really do anything get shoes on save brad i'm gonna laugh if brad's not even savable yeah i'm not comfortable going out there right now not with one um cheese square i'm not going out there with one single cheese lice i'm sorry i had to do that i had to do it again you're a bully so i'm on case eight this is the last case and then i have the facts oh [ __ ] i got the this is the last case get away from me i've had it i've had it i've had it i've had it so this game would be really awesome and don't spoil it but tell me if i'm right uh at the end of the game you have a final showdown just leave it to me and everybody that you saved was all one group and you have to do like a big final showdown that was pretty fun okay and the more people that you save the you know the more power that you have in the final fight that's pretty cool for dead rising five do that all right so what do you think i'm getting like the end of the game here is this a is this well maybe like another hour or two but still um do you want i think i was gonna do dead rising too i think i'm actually just going to play dead rising too i'm having fun it's it's holding my interest completely yeah we'll put dead rising 2 on the list i'll do it you know yeah there's a frank west campaign isn't there for me which version of dead rising 2 um roger the one that's on steam i already own it is that the right one off the record all right it's five as soon as brad gets his hands on that terrorist i guess it'll be case closed huh got some bad news about brad that's case one done case two [ __ ] man i think we're almost at the end of the game hideout mindy baker is dead debbie willett is dead who are these people scoop oh wait does isabel have to come with me no oh she does oh this is going to be fantastic can't wait for this one anyone there she's already broken anyone i know i have to activate her this is a gun all right so am i following you are you following me which one is it face cam in like another five minutes she even down here i don't know what a pain in the ass i killed everybody in this elevator and you tell me that they got in i don't have anything else to how are you filling up the elevator get in here what are you doing get in the [ __ ] elevator get in the elevator yes you have to get in here she shot me in the [ __ ] head okay let's go yeah yeah there it is he set the line he set the title finally what took you one second this time all right you have to do some work here yeah if i get [ __ ] sneezed on it's gonna be over whoa this is horrible i'm in such deep [ __ ] i need food i need like a smoothie bar upstairs i'm going to make a smoothie she'll be fine all right two pies just hang on i need to eat something i'll be down in a second i'm coming you didn't need my help he got out how did i stabby twice did they she can't defect right she's like a story npc we're not actually going this way are we why are we going this way this escort mission sucks total [ __ ] so i really hope this is not that hard to do base camp no for every two hours of face game i have one hour of no face cam that's the deal that's what you agreed to feed cam yeah not in a hundred million years i should save it if we're going up here i'm going to try to save it right there do a mouth cam oh this game's too hard for that bring back the nose cam yeah i can't like stop right now it's like a stressful hard video game that cannot have a nose cam attached because that means i can't play the game at a level that is expected of me which is a nose cam makes it like a four out of ten and no nose can makes it like a five and a half to six out of ten [ __ ] we're going to the gun store we are going to the gun store this does not seem like a good idea this is the secret hideout this is going to go up to the hardware store did i already find this it's already i need stuff oh [ __ ] it's a shitty hideout not very glamorous it's password protected i'll try words we both might know his dog his mother's birthday family stuff what's this cable it looks like part of a jamming device i won't be able to disable it unless i log into that cable here that's the power frank what's this thing do could you come back here i need you to check it out all right i'm headed back now well i have to go back jesse's discovery i have to go all the way back are you kidding me um oh all right all right bye i'll take i'll do the wonderlands again gun store do i still love that photo there it is take a picture re take a picture re-read you didn't take the picture you didn't take the picture okay you gotta take your picture ready ready ready perfect yeah that's what you guys wanted you [ __ ] cretins so i'm going to first i'm going to do the gun thing because i have the photo in fact i yeah i can't [ __ ] around here i'm just dropping one i'm dropping i got a ton of them okay that's good hey it's me i'm the guy with the picture no i want a handgun i want something bigger than that sneeze coming was the real [ __ ] shotgun sniper rifle sniper rifle shotgun okay two shotguns and you need to do another shotgun remember you full you dropped food it was a [ __ ] cabbage it's gonna be like one health i don't care it was a can of food what i have to leave where is it save in the hideout saving the hideout saving the hideout saving the hideout saving the hideout saving the hideout saving the hideout save with the idol saving the idol carlito's hideout which one of these like run down rooms was it in where's the safe point i didn't know this like rug was a save point all right i need to pick another slot all the way down to the bottom went the wrong way i'm just panicking this is just panic the video game all right what is this when we go oh my god i hate you guys so much [ __ ] there's so many up in the north area can't food you guys are the worst really unbelievable you made me go back and pick up the canned food i can't even eat it oh you guys are unbelievable unbelievable what's this unbelievable canned food canned food wow you idiot pick up the kid food dumbass dog laugh you mean the dog oh was that what do you want anyone you guys you too oh sure thank god my way jump i'm trying to jump on his head oh my god trying to jump on his head he's he's going full tuber at this point not quite hit the bell but i still even have the bell on youtube why did i not jump on his head explain it i want a full expo i want a paragraph from every one of you everybody here because why that didn't jump on his head a full paragraph i'm not saying very many paragraphs we're good take a look at this who is that the guy being dragged i think it's carlito where is this the basement of the north plaza i have to go all the way back forward back forth back forth you couldn't put these next to each other oh my [ __ ] god i gotta save the damn game too what the [ __ ] i'm not gonna make it down there in time i don't even know which one of these is it they're in the middle i don't know i have so many different timelines i understand okay what's the fastest way to get there the butcher am i going to be able to do this i just came from there i have to just run through the park run to the parking lot and then draw i don't have the key to open the doors go through the tunnel go through park with bike but where's the there's no bike the main is did i i don't have the maintenance key well let's see if i can get i don't even i need health too this is kind of a disaster he's entrapping us um well let me see what happens when i i need to get food [Music] i don't have enough time to do this i think it's over make a quick step yeah but by the time i make like two or three quick steps it's over how's that even possible to miss why would you shoot up to the right i might this might be the beginning of the end here it might be soft locked it's very possible because i gotta get up there and i probably have to kill the boss in this timeline food in the box near the elevator i have plenty of weapons why is this not on my list of things to do get it on ah tons of time i don't know i gotta still gotta get up to the cafe oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay i gotta go gotta go orange juice oh god give me that oh my god there's a [ __ ] million a million of them there's a million of them there's a million of them uh what do i get a handgun oh [ __ ] okay all right wait wait two orange juices what does that do i don't have time to figure this out what is i don't even know what this is nectar okay drop the sniper rifles for the orange juice okay that's good right i have to leave okay i have i have to leave right now bye out of time drink one [ __ ] should i save it no it could be a disaster if i save oh i have so many shotgun bullets there's too many i just gotta get there and get a shopping cart and run does anybody know what the actual time is that i need to beat this bike why is it telling me to go this way wait why is it do why am i going this way you have to take the tunnel so i get the car i get the motorcycle oh no no no no no no no no okay motorcycle do i have time i have to go but i just the safe boat is so far behind us okay now go which way which way which way which way get off my screen straight and then left what's this gps [ __ ] i did it i have to kill him in like 30 seconds i have like three shotguns is it enough he's turning on this machine which can i push him in or do i just have to kill him shotgun shotgun head shotgun head sh head shotgun okay you got it he's got throwing knives wow ow that hurt am i shooting car carlito in the head i tried to dodge it oh [ __ ] please oh sorry no invisibility frames so does he die but i promise santa conveys a story i know it's the end of the movie but i why would i ask that at the end of the movie hey hey hey stay with me give me the computer's password hey that's the password that was an easy password it's not over speak speak damn it what do you mean it's not over this was just chapter one you've got three more chapters after this one if you thought the butcher was annoying wait till you get to the i'm trying to name something that wasn't in this game but i can't think of anything that wasn't in the game like police officer um clown no two both in it like psycho guy with mask on it hey demon uh probably pants yeah astronaut this is probably an astronaut in the game it's probably one of the psychos done the facts case 8.4 done from 10 p.m the next case will occur at 10 p.m uh-oh where's that one where's that one where is that one um i have a meat cleaver i gotta go uh there's probably something cool in here but i don't have time save the game where where's my car oh scott why does it i have no time where do i go the hideout oh [ __ ] um okay so can i get i can't get up this way i have to go out in to the park again i have to go right right and then i have to take the car and then out to the park into north plaza you can get the key in the tunnel here here i don't have guys there's no save point i think i have to go with what i know i'm going to go right i'm going to go right that's all i'm doing that's what i'm doing don't die do i need to get out of the car stay in this good no uh travel time frank this cheryl girl she just wants to talk to you about something she's kind of cute if i were you otis look at the clock no no no no no don't drive it's this way it's right here get out of the car get out of the car out out of the car please stop the car stop the car cart shopping cart no [ __ ] the snacks this is there no shopping carts in a good spot you [ __ ] do i have a nest i have a bee's nest where's the cleaver go oh sorry what the [ __ ] are you talking about leave me alone turn this thing's got some dog [ __ ] turning where is it get away from my penis where is it where is it it's left it's in the gun shop get this thing out of here where is no i need that where is it help healthy i'm [ __ ] panicking is it the gun store this person's like a fake lawn oh son of a [ __ ] just get away from me give her the nest give the beast nest no [ __ ] okay do that right here go go go go go up up up up up [Laughter] go go go go go go go why am i panicking because i have like three in-game actual minutes to get there he's dead oh she's high as [ __ ] all he worried about was you in the [Laughter] you've end up here just doing drugs the whole time god damn it he died can you just hold my hand now she's gonna pick up but i'm gonna give her like an axe and she's gonna swing it twice her eye pupils are gonna be like the size of [ __ ] footballs you know i thought he was terrorists he's gonna bump into walls and [ __ ] did i beat the game is this the end he wanted you to have this he said there's something inside that you really would like she opens it it's like [ __ ] like drug dust drug i would just say cocaine am i gonna i can't say cocaine because that against the law me saying the word cocaine why do i feel like i was gonna get in trouble for saying cocaine is my mother watching she might be yeah it's my mother's own personal terms of service don't talk about drugs don't talk about anything like sexual jeremy you're better than that i got a i got a personal mom tos that's right she just snorted it please believe me when i say i was actually good now it's pretty good like latte art for uh cocaine and [ __ ] nice all cases closed but but what cheryl's request it actually is chapter two i have to be on the roof at the right time what time is there a no it's 10 20 on the 21st what time do i have to get on the roof roof now do a suplex hold on grab your opponent and send them flying facing a standing enemy's back press x and a without pushing anything that's awesome all right let's go i need a shopping cart what's going on what do you mean ignoring is over i contacted headquarters the government has decided to deny all knowledge of what happened here special forces will arrive for cleanup at midnight midnight they'll take everyone out so i steal the helicopter that they landed oh [ __ ] what's wrong with me lately i can't even mute it's just power that comes out of me i can't even stop it i'd like i can't even press mutant time go to the roof right now just leave the mall laughing my ass off but i don't have enough time to do this what time is it i got like an hour turned around here all right everyone just leave me the [ __ ] alone i need to go this way all right like the yoshi stomp is seriously so good who's in the middle opening the door you [ __ ] uh as many shotguns i can grab that's not a gun did you seriously did i just get stopped that takes priority this is a fighting game all right i got some guns still have orange juice unbelievable face came for the ending all right fine not yet though i never did took care of these guys did i did it seriously just stop it's broken already i was gonna say give me a break what's wrong with this thing i can't use it outside i got i have time i'm okay i got ammo i got decent healing by decent healing i mean none but i'm gonna go in here and i'm going to go up and i'm gonna make another smoothie smoothies with orange juice and then i'm going to try to get the blue chainsaw you feeling me here you understand what i'm saying right every time leave me alone you guys are just [ __ ] aggravating me just aggravating i don't have time to get the chainsaw what are you doing i need a sword weapon something a weapon of some kind fuse the smoothies together no i need a weapon of some kind katana where's the katana the sword is next to you it's right next to me it's over the ledge you kidding me like over here where holy [ __ ] what is this a katana which thing sucks okay let's go um what time is it where do i go just back to the maintenance room what's over here the helipad so just go back okay i'm gonna slow down i just have to go to where the leave the game and just go upstairs right like go back to the security room and go upstairs okay i wanna make sure i get this right don't break on me no i have to save the damn game okay i'll do one swing what's going on jessica mccarney talk about your close calls you contacted us just in time we'll be taking you into custody if you sign an agreement to keep your mouth shut about all this you'll be free to go i don't know why i thought that was me i was like did i this is like a cutscene where i got dressed and got a gun and everything oh well that's um that's not good pretty good observation yeah that's not good jesse you all right in there are you just taking out some anger against like a punching bag or the wall are you just unloading a clip into something if only brad was alive time until hello oh i have 12 hours in 13 wait is everybody turned is everybody a zombie no that's not good is it the thing i said before but not the thing i said just like the reverse what i just said that's not a bad photo all right let's get i got to do this right that's okay that's i'm trying to zoom how do i zoom into the sniper rifle i need to hold the button down how do i shoot it oh okay that's how okay what what happened what happened like 12 hours okay uh anybody left in here i got some bad news guys i'm gonna change this slot to right in the middle there's a note on the table frank while you're out some crazy people snuck in from the rooftop and started snatching people i heard a hell of a racket coming from the monitors where the monitors are so i'm taking a talk taking advantage i might not look the type but i've got a small aircraft pilot's license i haven't seen jessie there's no time to look for her now i've got to get out while i'm getting good i hope you don't think i'm a coward if we meet on the other side i definitely owe you a drink good luck frank otis washington really helipad is it me and otis going to just take off i'm out of here let's go wait he ditched me he left well what the hell am i supposed to do now just can i just stand there for 12 hours yeah i have until noon okay so i guess i'm just gonna go out here and see what's going on the mall is now my oyster yes yes i feel so good wait there's people in here now the random [ __ ] with the katana is not going to stand a chance right here gracie guy with a katana oh [ __ ] what is happening okay i'll take one of these i'll take two of these i'll take three of these you know what i'll take four of these sounds good to me all right i got 11 hours let's just have let's play oops all right i'm gonna go get the chainsaw put your cam on i will with this one hour mini wait is it below still up in like the room isn't she all right i'm gonna go get the chainsaw and i'm going up and i'm going to go talk to isabel oh [ __ ] they're right here they're kind of awful i mean like these guys are awful all right i'm good now we're gonna go up to isabelle and see what the hell she has to say shoes i can't take any shoes this is the one opportunity i have they don't sell shoes here i hate this [ __ ] streamer bug not even worth it thanks for letting me drink the whole thing dumbass yeah there's a isabella 10 p.m what is that what are you talking about okay so i got oh [ __ ] what am i catching your breath what are you taking a breather frank oh for the love of god why do you have to follow the ground let's swim over here right right oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i didn't know they're gonna be here get up get up did i make it in time i've lost all track of where these save points are at this point i have to be back here at 10 a.m nothing's changed at all they never met when they're at fault they didn't at santa cabeza they won't know she's right if we die here the evidence will be covered up and the truth will stay in the shadows forever and nothing will change that's why we've got to survive we'll let the military to their work then make our move all right what time what time is it right now it is 2 15 a.m p.m 2 15 p.m so i have to be back here at by 10 a.m so then just liv just hang out just survive until 10 a.m talk to her and then by 12 be back on the helipad so in the meantime i have i have time to i don't know the hell i want to do go to the grocery store make some smoothies save brad find shoes save brad is that even possible at this point where's brad 11 am not 12 a.m please wait a minute what do you mean 11 a.m i [ __ ] hate these stupid zombies this fat lady just [ __ ] blocking me honestly god why don't i just like stand in that room for four hours oh my god where's the other one with excuse me excuse me really what the [ __ ] oh yeah yeah okay left [ __ ] guys distracted that's fine okay level up apparently new skill mastered you mastered the hammer throw all skill i'm gonna just hang out in the grocery store is there a blender in the grocery store just get a bunch of milk it's not a bad idea is that it there can't be any more of these guys seriously all right this is i can get orange juice i think i'm going full on orange juice all right two full guns the chainsaw get really clean all right so i've got insane amount of health all right i'm just going to drink mute uh i have some muke i'm gonna drink milk until i puke this is the most military i've seen anywhere the only grocery store that 10 12 military in the grocery store where am i going around a circle i forget where it is it's over here ah did i get actually stopped by like the ribbons i have to save it shoes now shoes now helipad at 11 not 12. i'll get there go get the chainsaw books nice fish at the end thank you for that uh where are the chainsaw books grab a zombie and give them a good shove press x and a simultaneously while standing at a zombie's side what did i do it oh look that's me in the zombie apocalypse remember from yesterday gerber you have like no awareness you would yeah this is what you think i'm going to do not that the military respawn i would assume oh my [ __ ] god get the hell away from me suction cup zombie the video game they're like octopuses i looked over and glanced over and just read are you going to pee before playing dead rising too i'm just sitting there thinking uh yeah probably i don't think so i would hope so should i get a second chainsaw i'm gonna get second chainsaw i can i run for it okay i got my neck frank you got so far i'm stuck no [ __ ] we got a backup oh you got more backup how many are going to come up here and then fourth you're gonna get like six how many okay this is number four any others in the area that you'd like to call for i'll wait for it found him where's the fifth guy come on let me have this they're leaving all right i've had enough is watching [Music] is that it that was a stream sniper [Laughter] all right can i actually not get this out of here no i can't it's over shoot metal all right well i just wario'd my bike from smash brothers are you happy all right time for what are you guys doing behind in the toy store these two guys are just hanging out behind the cashier while okay leave them alone no it's time to get shoes i'm gonna make a couple more smoothies with the orange juice so i have more room and then i could do oh hold on i can do this wait oh hold on what about okay zucchini okay hear me out zucchini and corn all right let's try that all right i should get something interesting out of this [ __ ] you guys are they just spawning they i think they're spawning can i please just blend in peace cash register and the gun ooh there we go there's a quick step that's very useful if there's a place to get shoes i will get them and they have to be actually on the way shoes casual gals there may have been somebody in here at one point shoes of a lifetime i can't take any of these shoes i went to two shoe stores that's the threat that's what you should have been shooting at good work the zombie walking around at one mile per hour was the real threat not the guy unloading a full magazine into your body these guys are great shoes there's no shoes no shoes i'm sorry guys all right all the way at the top the first one is the real save point i have to go to the dressing room yeah it doesn't take off all my clothes i don't want to lose my red dyed hair in my white suit uh so then i'm going to get the motorcycle and ride it back that should be good right in fact i'm just going to go in the grocery store and just drink orange juice until it's time to go that sounds like a pretty good idea right now uh-oh [ __ ] get out of my way oh [ __ ] me no no you dare dead all right is that it is i have this whole place to myself all right now i'm just gonna eat bread until i [ __ ] my pants all right done i do want like two more orange juices raw meat i'm worse than a zombie right now all right i'm gonna go uh the plan is to leave here with two machine guns what do we have for time seven almost eight oh oh it's getting to be late all right motorcycle time and it's time to go to isabella how do i know how different down stuff uh i want someone to explain it to me right that's what i usually say all right i'm here i'm gonna save it and then we're just gonna hang out i'm at the end game i'm almost at the the fine the finale face cam i will like you know let me take this opportunity i'm going to go pee one more time i'll be right back you would you can just watch the clock i'll be back by nine see i thought you'd be back before nine this is kind of nice actually i've been so up against the clock that all i have to do now is just wait we want hair content can you imagine somebody telling you hey can you meet me back here at 10 a.m you say yeah that sounds like a plan i sure will meet you here at 10 a.m you go out bye and see you later we're gonna do lunch and you get you like go standing outside like the restaurant just going like this for two hours and you show up like five ten minutes early the [ __ ] person just standing there going like this you're like hey uh you want to start early this is like in their own world or imagine like hey i'll pick you up at 8. or i'll pick you up at meet here and you just stand here and do this oh my god okay 9 a.m when your villagers want to come over in animal crossing you just sit there and just stare at the clock wash my hair i actually use a different conditioner today and it's like weighing it down i won't be using it again somebody just gave money nishanji gave 5 000 bits thank you sean jean they say very very very good stream today you didn't get flaccid locked at all terminator 5000. thanks for the terminator bits is that and it's turned it's a new term is the new terminator movie good no that was the most unanimous no i think i've ever seen uh usually one person in chat will be like i'm gonna be contrary and say yes i think that was like 600 no's in a row wait um would i have to go through my photos and see which ones i like that one's okay this one's better because the herd neck is comp it's like turned completely upside down it's like when a dog hears a strange noise or when you start talking to your dog and you start talking in a weird voice instead of going like hey like otto you go like hey and they're like what the [ __ ] are you doing they get gamer neck i'm like hello i do and he's just like can somebody tell me what happened i was in the shower and didn't see what happened to her oh that's a spoiler i actually quite like this i like that one i like this one too i like the the guys on the left this is a perfect a perfect photo of how the ai in this game is [ __ ] stupid it's every person is doing something else that was aggravating during the course of the game guy on left just standing staring blankly won't move lady with a sword in the back that has a weapon that's running in a completely opposite direction scared person with the gun in the middle that you give the gun to hoping to do something they're looking at the sky and the gun is pointed towards the floor lady in the front is angry and pissed off and won't listen to you and guy is hiding behind her to not get killed or in fact you know that person might just be stuck in the middle keep this one this is act this is my favorite picture of the whole entire game this guy's peyton manning nationwide is on your size there is again is that an explosion over there why is uh nathan always just somehow sort of in the picture it's like does he doesn't want to be on camera he's like dodging keep that one for sure keep them both i like this one because this is this is like me and you decided to do like a shoot and i'm doing different angles and telling you to do the same pose always keep ronald keep the mirror keep okay keep like the transition into pants no this is just a dream he's having all right i want to keep like the dream rock bottom off the titantron absolutely and i've had this one since the very beginning and it's the first like photo i took i hope you guys weren't lying to me and i hope this is really actually gonna happen almost ten all right i'm ready i got the face came on for the final leg fight all right 10 am let's go it's almost time don't worry about me save yourself is that that's that's what i had to do all right i'm going to grab a motorcycle and i'm going to get the hell out of here please stop the motorcycle still there it is the lights are all on [Music] can i leave here with this i can't can i oh that's stupid all right whatever at least it took me far shoes no shoes in there no shoes in there it has to be on the way i can't put on anything i can't what am i trying to do all right we got a save point right here that was literally a shoe store the old toy box and toys for children they're on the first time i've worn shoes [Music] all game now i'm ready to absolutely destroy the end of this game one hour let's go to the helipad here we go i'm here i'm ready for the helicopter to pick me up i missed it no i didn't said an hour 1101 i did miss it no emotion for one hour i'd have to wait do you have to be physically standing on the helipad yes all right i'm gonna go right in the middle of the age actually that is like a stupid thing i just did but it's not an actual like organized inventory you know so i can act like oh melee god i'm not cycling all over the place to find stuff and it's categorized juices aren't organized next to each other i i did it by type and then color no that looks much better than being no it's like orange four orange in a row and then white and then dark blue opposite ends of the color spectrum you guys don't know color theory slime he said orange not today all right what would it take what would it take do you think for me to throw all my items over the edge just throw all my healing in the just throw everything over the fence don't do it all right i'll throw one orange juice don't don't do it don't do it i'm gonna throw the oranges over the cliff i have five minutes to decide if i'm gonna throw the orange juice did i do it i did it where's the helicopter it's gonna be otis well i'll be damned the orange juice gets thrown back over alive [Music] right that's what happens in these games this is the set up for this deck it's over it's gonna get dropped down look i told you i knew it and way too much celebrating before any you know what i'm going too much yeah yeah oh yeah good yeah oh yeah yeah yeah that you don't that it's over i lose way too much yeah here we go like get your hands on the wheel i don't know something was in my view i had something distracted me so it was looked like an orange did i actually lose so it's the whole game is based around the helicopter pilot doesn't get bit by a [ __ ] zombie at the last 30 seconds i don't get out oh what yeah nice work everybody oh wait a minute the guy from stage right is gonna bite me you wasted three days we told you not to throw the orange juice it's not over i have overtime what they they gonna get another helicopter what did you do i didn't do anything it's not the end really there's five endings you just got the brad ending but this ain't bad that is the cannon ending why didn't you get more erotic points germans are prude no i took plenty of photos we'll just put that away you did great jeremy i'm proud of you thank you oh by the way [Music] now we need content you can look it up yeah i wish you could see the faces i'm making right now into the camera nope okay exclamation point turn on cam it's gonna be actual a new command that if it happens 50 000 [ __ ] times the webcam will turn on oh you guys are really hammering this huh all right hey hey i just got a lot of survivor chart am i playing guess who brad is up there barnaby's up there you barnaby can survive too who made it alyssa jonathan and brett all dead and if i'm honest good i don't remember coming oh ronald dead wait why am i dead i'm dead frank is dead what what i'm dead how did i die brutality 29 drama 44 erotica eight i'll take one horror 76 i didn't take any that's funny and forces boots have been added to the security room overtime mode has been added to the title screen choose save game slot and save frank's status when you begin a new game you can play with frank's current status i got i unlocked shoes what's wrong with me oh no he's been up here he's been up here for two days and he's only had orange juice why didn't you bring any meat or any vegetables and what's that i see over the balcony of full orange juice no i why would i not remember this didn't this happen like 42 minutes ago the orange juice overdose orange juice hangover i don't know i just don't remember you must have gotten yourself infected somehow [Music] that's the way every character laughs before they do something insane i can't believe that i unlocked super shoes the game was taunting me what if there was some way to impede the infection i'll need certain supplies to get this to work and queens how many queens as many as you can get your hands on all right uh could you can you say like eight 24 hours remain until frank zombification all right what i got uh that's 33 all the way to the bottom so i have to do this what in the name of god is going on here um first aid kit blender coffee filters magnet let's go where are okay let me see where these all are i'm gonna say we're going grocery store down and we're gonna wrap around a complete circle and we're going here this way grocery store first bang a left what is this this is not overtime this is there are drones no wonderful are they military too there is it's just military and thrones for the rest of the game i'm getting the motorcycle and just driving around i hear a drone i hear a drone i hear a drone how do i stop the drone holy [ __ ] that was really easy all right what was what is actually in this though my pain in the ass is there no better way to kill these guys than just to unload like this okay first aid kit there it is you obtain first aid kit keep going grab motorcycle go straight down into the jewelry store blah blah more attack power is that attack increased 200 percent does that include guns too i just looking at necklaces good we're looking for right there magnifying glass got it um you're gonna think i'm crazy for this but i'm not gonna save the game because i lose a bike i'm gonna save the game when i'm at the last place all right food court straight ahead i can't make any more drinks all right i think i have to lose a motorcycle yep i think yeah i do go straight through down the entrance plaza pick up the bike i can't pick it up okay now i've got a save point to the right i'm gonna use it quick step not yet i don't need it get on the treadmill get on the treadmill get on got it essentially as bad as it could have been so this is just a way for you to just keep playing and messing around that's kind of cool although the one thing i would say is holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] not a chainsaw drink i get to replace it that's so awesome it makes me so happy there it is perfume actually would rather be zombies because these guys are annoying but their danger only actually comes out if there's more than two or three of them all aiming at you at the same time they just sort of walk in straight lines so they're like a zombie yeah but these guys can do like four cheese slices of health in one second it takes a lot longer for a zombie to do that and just be glad they can't grab you that's true that would suck a bicycle ah have i not found this at all this whole time give me a bike this is going to end very badly can i ride up the stairs come on off road let's do it where the [ __ ] is it trying to get me to go the exit door oh [ __ ] i didn't even know they were up here coffee filters where the boots have to be in the new game that's all right no no no no no i don't even know do you see boots i don't yeah well that's all right i'm glad with this i'll take my grandma's rug yeah oh but what about the red one i got red hair yeah oh over the snake my hair [ __ ] it's all right i'll just go with the grandma rug i have 24 hours to live i don't really i don't really care about my hair color right now under the table lockers behind the stairs all right i'm out of here i'm leaving i don't need queens oh [ __ ] i need queens all right only one more thing to get camera hey no next one got a ball all right let's finish this well i'm guaranteed at least two queens at least i hate this new outfit this looks uncomfortable i know what this feels like it's gonna be itchy and hairy and spiky at the same time then go straight on help me help me help me help me i just dump a ball oh i open up my giant [ __ ] dad smoking jacket and they all fall out even if this is ugly the whole thing is this i could handle the jacket the the pants were different it won't completely cure me this just looks like i got run over by a car i have like tire tracks all over me when the effect works i can run off by 15 cars in a row parasite will develop as it normally would fat lot of good that does me [Laughter] you look like a bad couch wow yeah not just a bad couch a couch that's sitting at the end of somebody's driveway that just says free on it what happens to all those free couches that nobody takes supplies they just go to the same place into the landfill yeah uh they're skinned for suits well that makes some sense i'll be a walking zombie time bomb is not the couch's skin are you saying he infected these kids and then gave them your drug that he made 50 little ticking time bombs i don't know but you have to go find them they're all scattered around the mall though look at this new york dc la these kids are spread all over the country nobody up in idaho jerry is right the entire country could be crawling with zombies by now just head to idaho just make your house out of bricks and cement and we don't know for sure that we can't warn anyone about this oh wyoming for that matter yeah okay so what's next oh no the generator's broken down i can't work without power go turn on the generator there's to be a backup generator somewhere carlito was using the clock tower for storage maybe he left one in there check out the clock tower this is a filler episode you don't go from there are 50 children spread around that are all like ticking time bomb diseases to like infect the whole world to go turn the power back on unless you're stretching it a little every game has this exact level at some point why is it what's with the power situation in every universe there's always like a generator you need to turn on are we just automatically assuming that just all electricity just goes rotten it's not like raw hamburger meat it just stays on you just need somebody in there to like keep it turned on and to do maintenance to it okay that's why face cam's not on because [ __ ] boogers just shot out of my nose it takes like a thousand people to keep a power plant running actually i'm getting a cold i think it started developing right when i got back from the east coast and here's and it hasn't gone away it's still here i haven't got a full blown cold but it's not it's just halfway a little bit of a scratchy throat and some stuffiness but that's it stay away from each come here for a second get away just don't come near image come here for me even if this thing leads out of here i doubt these i'm not infected i'm not walk right through i'm not let's just talk really close hey like shake my hand and then shake like 10 other people's hands what happened how did the satellite crash oh [ __ ] that's a helicopter why does the satellite just crash that's a stage light this is the truman show i know it's [ __ ] so i can just leave now right i didn't that seemed very simple imagine dropping your gun to eat potato chips you don't have to imagine for very much longer get queens should i just uh take a nectar germa not yet don't do it don't do it all right fine do it do it do it do it do it do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it how fast i think i can string the syllables together i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it that's pretty good wrong way idiot wrong way about toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat she sells sea salt on the seashore seashells she sells seashells on the seashore she sells sea shells on the seashore she sells seashells on the seashore she sells seashells on the seashore seashells seashells on the sea all right i tried it i did it twice i don't know why i just go what's another one give another one give me another one i know there's at least like three four of these that exist i've done this already yeah but what's but how much wood could a woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could a boat chuck chocolate truck could chuck wood how much would it could have what chalk chocolate could chuck one yeah i'll take another hard one please unique new york unique new york unique new york unique new york unique new york unique new york uh simple any others red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather um look at my watch here it's seems like a way i don't know no hard one peter piper peter pipe what is it i need the whole line peter i don't know how does peter piper picked a what peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers peter popper picked a peck of pickled peppers peter probably picked a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked a peck of pickles peter parker picked a pack of pickled peppers i had it i tried throwing parker there peter parker what is it peter piper peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers peter parker picked a peck of pickled peppers i'm wasting time thank god you found a spare now get back to work let me get back to work if i go as planned i should have just about all the equipment i need now bring me some adult queens and i can get started wristwatch hold on let me save this i'm not saying that i'll say that really fast oh yeah let me go for it now i'm afraid that saying that wristwatch one with me saying it three or four times in a row is going to be something [ __ ] horrible coming out of my mouth all right here's a queen one queen i need at least 10 are you serious where am i going to get 10 queens i have to go out to the park drink nectar and then mow everybody down how many slots do i have one two three four five six seven eight nine i have ten slots that's enough to hold one weapon just run zombies over in the tunnel that's not a bad play i'm gonna go this way nectar smoothies nectar smoothies nectar smoothies nectar smoothies smoothies nectar smoothie nectar smoothie nectar smoothie nectar smoothie give me another one get off me google twisters why did i just pick this up why would you ever give this to me 18 hours remain until you die nectar is just orange juice right fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy he had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy now was he fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy buzzy had no hair fuzzy buzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he i need to pay attention to the video game hold on going into this place i'm going to get a bunch of orange juice is you can combine it with anything that makes nectar right wrong what what are you talking about what do you mean oh [ __ ] don't make a joke spitfire i'm not spitting fire fire's not coming out of my mouth aim with your fists this is dumb i'd rather have a machine gun stupid oj only oj only oj only oj only yeah he really is like just vibrating [Laughter] okay orange juice orange juice not milk not milk disgusting that's five nectarines that should do it if it can't then i don't know what to tell you wait blender blender in the market there's a blender in the grocery store the blender in the grocery store well why didn't you say so why didn't you say so this is the lie is this is this a lie jeez it's a [ __ ] lie of course it is unbelievable we made it out yeah of course it did yeah i believe i just took one like ten percent out of everything i don't even need it anymore the batteries over here the bathroom's over here this is wiley coyote that guy he's gonna run into hogwarts maybe so now we go down [Music] up yeah all right i hear another drone drone i'm gonna sneeze again i don't know maybe my allergies i don't even have allergies i made that up i don't have allergies oh my allergies orange juice what that's what he does listen why is everybody getting so disgusted when i do it but he's been doing this the whole game and that's you're not disgusted by that one what do you mean that's me no it's not i'll prove it ready see why did i mute though see who even cares about this nobody just get queens now get queens now um where did i only see one queen i have to wait for the nectar to end can i just start killing people with the nectar activated and does that increase the spawn rate or am i just making this up that's not real no it just spawns okay so i need i need eight more one two three one two three four five six okay i need two more one two three four five six seven eight i need to lose a chainsaw just kill zombies with it while waiting not a bad idea i hear a queen okay idiot spring why [Music] there we go all right three i need six more zombies to have the hands above their heads spawn the queen god damn it game why when [ __ ] breaks don't you think you should have like a [ __ ] second this other chainsaw is gonna break too i can always get another one just go farm car yeah [ __ ] this i'm going to the car all right do not break these do not i hear another one all right i'm cl i'm getting close all right maybe i don't need to do that is i guess hands above his head that's a queen guy right lucky oh somebody with their hands in there hands in the air done [Music] of course the guy shows up right now i got it all right i need one more one one two three four five six seven eight nine i need one more let's get it on the way back yeah i need a weapon though all right teleport teleport save hands in the air got one why although i don't have any i have no weapons nice job you [ __ ] i'll maybe i'll just they'll sing songs about you just [ __ ] it and run i do have one drink left just have to turn right and go straight up hopefully i don't get shot by anybody and we got all the coins we need in fact i'm gonna drink this wait wait where is it wait wait wait okay no get on the bike get on the bike get on the bike [ __ ] it i was gonna get a katana there you go bring me more queens can i just put them all in the same jar i'll take another five queens please one last specimen this is it while i was isolating the hormone i managed to identify i really hope i don't have to go get like 10 frozen pizzas or something adult parasites in other words the zombies don't like the way it smells i'm going to smear ourselves with the uh anti-zombie juices to keep them away from us you can just as long as i save before it happens i did not save before it happened there are so many good we've got to go in there what was the last time you saved the only way i'm doing a thing where i i get three save points i used my last one it smelled like perfume yesterday at some point i'm doing like a kind of a hardcore thing like hardcore i wouldn't be alive right now if your shot hadn't worked i think i got it though perfume's gonna work too i'm going through the same five chat jokes jeremy i'm getting tired well why do you have to just go through the same jokes whoa save game did i do it are we done is it are we covered in this this [ __ ] just holds this magic scroll i don't have any weapons i have like a i have like a liter of orange juice okay i got a rock i'm gonna pick up all the rocks i can where do i go [Laughter] use rock okay we can open this together oh hey gonna use her like immolation aura rock good rock all i have used all inventory slots on orange juice a queen is gonna spawn where's the queen that spawned for drinking a nectar why did it why am i jumping back here hold her hand i just tried to come here give me a queen we keep getting separated dude this game with the hand holding you held hands and if you touch anything you just oh my god i hate this get off of me what's what are you doing i'm holding her hand and then you oh sorry you held hands right there i'm just gonna run hey come here let's hold hands hey what do you say we go this way i have to go all the way around you to make you go this direction let's go oh sorry i don't hold hand anymore let's go follow me come here come knife oh it's a pickaxe now i don't know why magically she won't let go no there it is i spray when i say it was the worst vacation ever wasn't that what i was doing here what was i actually doing here it's okay honey these are all actors really crazy there's a zombie apocalypse yeah they they can't touch you don't worry if they touch you you can sue them i'm [ __ ] suing that guy are you go we going here oh [ __ ] oh honey i'm gonna have to get all my lawyers involved i've just died don't worry honey i learned this in zangief school get over here please it's your queen give me the queen okay okay what a tough what a stupid bait that tunnel is wait there's more of this [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] stay with me why would you let go of me no you're making this song harder on me please come here i thought i just picked her up queen no not on top of me i can't even grab her hand press the button why are you letting go of me does this stuff even work anymore this stuff doesn't even work it doesn't [ __ ] work anymore i'm gonna die here [Music] did you let go hey did you let go hey did you let go all right did you let go again didn't mean to get the ass shot that's all i can do right now i just want to hold your hand just please let me get through this ending segment slowly i am i promise i promise i'm walking slowly that's actually a pretty good opportunity for a photo it's like a million faces perfect yes i am yes i am yes i am yes i am oh is that the problem imagine the smell for them i guess they really don't like this like a little bit of enthusiasm would be nice it's like you don't want to be here like you're the one what did i do wrong there i did wrong she ran the [ __ ] away from me she [ __ ] ruined it she's using me as a shield this is not okay we can't even [ __ ] walk all right it's time for his angie [Music] let's go let's go let's go okay good go go go go give me a rock come here we somehow went higher up on the rock how did we get all the way back up to the top of the rock no i don't want to go stop no don't let leave me alone help me please no stop going backwards and they all just get on top of you isabella you're going backwards are you drinking out of that thing using it as like an inhaler all right i made it queen give me the [ __ ] thing this is unbelievable this is unfucking believable run ahead of her i tried to do that last time it's over i have to go get like guns i can't just leave i should have saved a goddamn game why can't we just drop a bomb in here instead of making something to make me like live another three days you should have made a bomb you should have made like a bunch of [ __ ] grenades i'm doing it this time let go of my [ __ ] hand wow real hard huh it took me [ __ ] five tr how dare you say that and have that happen how dare you say that and have what you just saw happen how dare you say that when there's this rock here how dare you say that when this rock exists how dare you somebody just told me to stop going through the zombies and that's what's working it's just running is in them right into them oh my god let it be over please what did i just do it's just like captain falconed over here what all right i'll take it [Applause] what did you fall oh i know how many weapons hands on your hips really don't give me that [ __ ] hold on let me just stop and push someone that is someone's going to make that my fault unbuilt the unfucking bee label now do it again yeah we'll do it again tara hear it military i don't have any weapons i had a whole beehive with me don't be too busy dealing with zombies tonight wait the pheromone is starting to wear off it's only strong enough to cover one of us all right hang on tight okay once we're out let's see if we can't steal ourselves that set of wheels i hope so no don't just do it in a cutscene don't make me do this right don't make me do this [ __ ] um why what we're holding hands i could have just picked you up and been the set why would we need to hold hands for this part i can't believe it right i want to remember this moment done why couldn't i just put her in can i be the gunner can you just drive [Music] this doesn't seem fair i'm gonna keyboard keyboard mouse for this one i'm just shooting at the blinking lights holy [ __ ] this is gonna take forever my hand is getting tired this is stupid this is so long don't lose it now i'm going fine got it is that the end of the damn game these automated machines are no use at all on the battlefield switch to manual control phase two that means if i lose this i have to do that all again what now what oh this is going to come back and just rain fire down on you i got to get at least a decent photo before i die you're hiding when my men mopped up the mall i'd say this mission isn't quite over yet is the tank alive does it have thoughts we're not going to have a shitty version of on top of the metal gear solid fight right that was embarrassing ah what if i go down such a waste no i thought i was the cutscene all right how do i do moves oh wait he's fighting will they come down here wait a minute i'm gonna pick up a zombie and throw it at him isabella isabella can you fight hand-to-hand that's a good photo what's the game plan just just do the stomp jump stomp jump stomp over and over again all right i'm ready that doesn't work guys [ __ ] why don't i have a block the spin move okay practicing [Music] he's gonna block it he's gonna block it he's gonna block it it's gonna be bad and i'm giving myself this making is really hard for me just walk home [Music] okay i'm gonna spinning lariat middle school fights tactics get away with me you bully let's go no don't bite me it didn't get heard of the zombies get into the zombies kill him kill him fight him somebody bite him no not me i'm oh this sucks he's stuck wait a minute okay easy slow down take it take take a second here i just have to get back on the [ __ ] thing like this like that okay spit on him this is not gonna work this doesn't hurt anybody [Laughter] does this hurt i think he's getting hurt by the zombies yellow his house is going down this is i'm gonna get a photo that's right farm photos oh man that's a lot of photo money this is so much [Music] [Music] this is like i'm getting thousands of xp how much help does he have get isabella in the picture too that's not okay good let's try that she has to be facing the right way got it that one's a pretty good one too okay right here don't move it [ __ ] kill him [Music] i don't even know what to say anymore i've i've spit out all the fluid in my body yeah that's right all right fighting fighting him i have one hp left i think i think i'm getting close almost got it almost got it [ __ ] this intense come on one more hit i have to finish him with a spit i have to jump and land on top of him with the stuff get out of here he can't even believe it he can't believe it now he epically falls back into the zombies he did that before 500 times the last one that's all i got i'm going all the way back epically well that could have been really bad wait at home there's not that there's not like a part two part two that's bad ending there's a comic that explains what happens afterwards that's the real ending no that's the overtime ending that's the true ending has to be right does saving brad actually do it thank you file actor lich with a hundred dollars ten thousand bits i missed it it was fifty five thousand twice this is the funniest thing i've seen in weeks germa getting rejected she doesn't want to hold your hand dude no we're supposed to be protecting each other and then is this what japan thinks what white people are no that's frank west [Music] they keep bringing frank back look good he's the original are they dancing is this what canada thinks america is well that was a trip if that's truly the end that that was a wild one that was fun [Music] for me i was a little all over the place but pretty damn fun and ridiculous do uh don't do off the record first frank west managed to escape the town of willamette with information pertinent to the incident under his belt the news caused a fervor throughout the world leading the u.s government to admit at least partial culpability in the livestock research program however no connection to the willamette incident was acknowledged and the events that occurred there were deemed to work of a fringe terrorist group the people of world as could be expected from the modern culture of new what was that soon let the willamette incident fade from their minds the authenticity of carlito's chilling plan to be utilized the orphans as his paws pawns has yet to be fulfilled and yet he complained that his belly was not full that's it i defeated the evil that's gonna be the end of the stream abomination zero thanks to the 300 bits i left my cookie in my milk and i'm about to drink it this sucks why did you lie it's good wait let me uh completely rebuttal that right now do you drink the milk after you eat the cereal yes or no because that's what eating the cookie at the the end of course you do yes so if you drop a cookie and you drink all the milk and the cookie stays in there for like five ten straight minutes that cookie turn that's just the same thing as drinking the milk i don't want i don't want to hear it i don't want to hear it how dare you the cookie dissolves and becomes mush yeah but a lot of the cereal coating dissolves and turns into weird gross sugary nonsense in your milk i like it you don't have to like it yeah what do you just throw it into the trash no you scoop it out and you freeze it and you make a popsicle out of it like a little cookie pop up your game here comes the third okay we need to talk about something after this okay that is sneeze number four or three or four for this stream i never sneeze on stream why is this happening now maybe once in eight hours it's been four or five times today uh phylactery let you gave 5 000 bits and i think i missed it somehow on top of the other ones at i believe a hundred and fifty dollars in bits tonight which is insane uh they say squirrel on cocaine wouldn't be as twitchy as you are right now i just i get panicky in games like this especially with save points and ways to sincerely screw stuff up hey dino poseta thanks for the 500 bits how you been germa been wondering who do you think you'd want for a dlc fighter in smash there's many that i want but i'd love to hear your thoughts ps does an awesome mega man outfit you can unlock in the game thanks to keji in hafun being the game designer i said that name so wrong uh who do i want in smash scrooge mcduck what about geno yeah but i've talked about that before but that's just that's long shot territory flog boy thanks for the 250 also yearly reminder germa watch jojo i love you a lot like a lot jojo's bizarre adventure is one of those things that i will have to uh you can't say no to this you know saying i am not i'm not going to say it out loud because then someone will clip it and put it somewhere and make somebody really mad or something uh let me say something else like if no i'm not going to say that because some people clip that okay you know the guy the mustache that everybody loves that jumps around and and jumps on people what's his name thoughts of an m yes you guys are saying it all right so what if i said i i will never play one of those games because i don't think that i don't think they're interesting and i'm not into it what if i said that how many of you would be angry i think a lot of people would be like that's kind of annoying like why would you do that [ __ ] you so if i said i i'm not gonna watch this show it's not i don't i'm not into it i don't want it the [ __ ] did you say it so from here on out no more opinions ever again i'm gonna have to confirm nor deny anything that i do i love mario it's like he's iconic and perfect except for mario 3d world burn that game i just said i wasn't gonna give opinions and i just gave a really really really fired up one i love i love mario mario 64 mario galaxy mario odyssey holy [ __ ] these are phenomenal video games unbelievable some of the best games i've ever played just like in the top 20 always super mario [ __ ] 3d world is not one of them i'm sorry that's my opinion of rock goes through my window do you know something interesting i've never played cut the music for this i've never played super mario sunshine i've seen it played is it better than 64. i just almost that hurt what what did you just say somebody said it's hilarious if you think any mario game is better than 64. um i think people put mario 64 just at number one like s plus tier always even if they don't believe it because i think super mario world is probably number one for the super nintendo yeah it probably is mario 64 but every oh what's the best mario game ever made people just go oh mario 64 obviously did i have more fun in 64 for the first time or mario world or galaxy or even galaxy 2 or odyssey mario rpg yeah but i'm super biased on that one wait hold on what is this nightbot command mods calamity thorium anti-iris magic storage potion seller auto trash what is this somebody delete that like one of them just to get rid of that because i think this terrarium mods all right good night see you sunday take care guys smelly boy thanks for the 250 i recently asked a girl she wanted to start dating she said yes what are some good first dates you can recommend guys what is it come on i've talked about this before no not the carnival yes food network you put on food network one of those just diners drive-ins and dive shows it can it just it bleeds into itself you can always talk about something people are connected so heavily by food and i'm not talking about going and eating food watching food you could eat food too and what even is a first date anymore what even is dating a date you're just going somewhere you just you guys are going somewhere to do something call make making dates is like added pressure for both people i think just watch 15 episodes in a row of donors drivers and dives after you hang out and you have you're comfortable with each other after like a few times then go poland because look when you go bowling this is let me listen to me when you go bowling you are going to think about every single thing you're doing you're going to think about how you're moving the you're going to you have the ball in your hand how stupid do i look right now did i knock down any pins am i going to lose should i lose on purpose should i try should i really go for it and like but are they going to like that do i look dumb right now do i look did i did my mouth open weirdly when i turned around to like to say hey i got six pins don't eat either don't go to a restaurant i will hit this hammer on the head of the nail over and over again when you go to a first or second day to a restaurant you someone's watching you eat for the first time and you you're like scared to eat the food because like oh [ __ ] like i don't like i don't want people to watch me eating and then all of a sudden you got somebody across an incredibly potentially intimate relationship then you're trying to you don't want to like stuff your face with a hamburger you have to talk to this person oh so where did you go to school oh [ __ ] i just took a bite i shouldn't have i just took a bite and i have to speak it's like being at the dentist no something easy unless what if you're going somewhere that you can eat with one hand maybe ice cream that's easy nobody looks cool eating ice cream but you're supposed to look cool eating a steak you are let me take out my fork and okay nice and i saw this meat is super have you tried this yet yeah let me cut a nice thin and you don't want to be sitting there like nine up and down with a knife like oh i'd scrape the plate you need to know what the [ __ ] you do you have to pretend you know what you're doing when you're eating like a steak in front of somebody you're gonna accidentally like shave off the fat part and eat it and then you're gonna have to swallow it because like what are you gonna spit it out in front of them ice cream easy one hand nobody cares milkshakes easy coffee easy sip it doesn't matter fro you frozen yogurt yes exactly and then bring it back to the house or wherever the apartment or the and watch diners drive-ins and dives four episodes that's all you need and then hey that was fun we got ice cream and watch diners drive-ins and knives because your eyes are focused on the screen and a movie it's like dark in a movie theater it's like weird that's ah like a first date it's like pitch black room and we're just loud you can't even talk what are you gonna turn and have a conversation to the date no you need to be talking to this person who gives a [ __ ] about what guy fieri is saying on the screen i mean it's incredibly important stuff but you can interrupt guy fieri and it's not a big deal i clip that whole thing i just said and then use it i've gone on this ramp before but trust me on that hope you have a good day smelly boy i'll show my date year old tf2 videos mistake because she does she might not get it and then you might become the weird guy like bobby flay is just background noise i bobby flay is not going to go like at any point during that show for you to be like he does that sometimes i don't know it's like funny i guess he does i don't think that's that funny though but he does it sometimes he's just sitting there on the grill flipping hamburgers and what's that we're going to put a special mustard on this one who cares that doesn't matter that's not embarrassing it's interesting put on c-spin no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no she's hot on the seashore she sells caesars on the seashore listen to me do not put on politics what are you out of your mind hey good first date all right we and you have just started dating what are your views on politics sit down let's watch that would be like okay hope you both agree yeah a good first date what a perfect first date let me take you to a restaurant i'm going to order a steak that i don't know how to cut and the first thing i say to you is hey what do you what do you think about politics huh i like scrape the [ __ ] plate a piece of fat i mean i mean i i i just ate the whole fat thing i had to so and they start sweating and like sweats pouring down your head bad and stamp on the put like the big thing the big red x and then it shows like the couple sitting on the couch like and like the color palette is increased it's not like sepia tone you know what i mean it is like a nice beautiful big open iris uh from the frame and there's like this laughter big smiles and guy fieries on that tv and you got two frozen yogurts

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Published: Sat Nov 21 2020