Jerma Promises to Not Get Scared in F.E.A.R. 2 - Jerma Streams F.E.A.R. 2 (Long Edit)

yeah i hope uh there's not one of them demons possessing your car [Laughter] right now wait wait wait wait wait wait what the [ __ ] is this i have predict people can predict stuff what is this what i didn't when this when does it get activated did this just get activated like a minute ago i didn't even know i had this what don't spend all your channel points on coin tosses when did this come through 1.8 million oh you guys doing millions of dollars you've been betting for an hour wait stop hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i i i do but i don't the thing is i don't understand how much are you going to lose on the coin crush i don't know the i did i did i turned the stream on i pressed start streaming and i saw that 1.8 versus 2.3 well what the [ __ ] is it going to be i have to hold on i go to my details introducing channel points watch german 985 wait a minute i gotta go in my settings for a second holy [ __ ] you guys saying tails like it's just gonna be coin tosses all day prediction results is heads well but you could have you guys lost like two million dollars holy [ __ ] hold on a minute i'd love to wait give me a second while i figure this out manage rewards smart costs for no where is it community challenges where's predictions how do i do this 4.1 million goes to sticky brick wait what why did one person win why is this like mario party did he get it first did he come in first place and when you come in fourth place or over you get like two coins i don't understand all right i don't even know how to turn this on or off it's just gonna it's just gonna have to be like this i think for a while turn it off i don't even know how to turn it on keep it on hold on wait wait wait how to play details coin toss predictions manage rewards here we go okay enable channel points i don't there's no way to do anything i can't i don't think i can even turn it off manage rewards and challenges customize points enable channel points i don't have like a predictions tab custom rewards default rewards community challenge i can't even turn this off okay anyways hi guys how you doing it's tails and heads forever it's the welcome to the stream i lost 120k thousand channel don't stop gambling until i don't use this until i get something in here i wanna this is the oh [ __ ] game this is oh [ __ ] game two uh derma sucks just gave 20 community subs this took me way off guard i was not prepared for this is there a place i can change this stuff i don't think i can review recent raids no what i can like see who raided me i didn't know you could do that it's slash predictions flash predictions unrecognized command then that didn't do anything my people get people given so many subs right now that was 20 community subs from germa sucks and then 10 from zurich right in the browser oh hold on good call sorry this is thrown off the whole beginning of the stream but like i i did not even know i had this until i didn't even know what it was i'm looking at heads and tails what the [ __ ] are they doing it's brand new yeah how do i have a pro prediction result is heads wait hold on what the [ __ ] dude i didn't even don't lose all your money already once uh open a setup menu to create and manage predictions thank you all right let's go okay manage predictions coin toss okay start a prediction oh [ __ ] all right here we go boys and girls here we go um how about this one possible outcome i i wish i knew i had this this is uh all right it's going to take me a little while i have to set some stuff up for this who wins germa mars or germa merck is five minute period i mean who wins who wins okay i'm gonna do who wins derma mars or germa merc start prediction you or a mod will need to confirm the outcome within 24 hours at the end of the prediction submissions once you start a prediction you cannot change it except to delete it or close submissions if an outcome isn't selected or the prediction is deleted all channel points will be returned to participating viewers okay um who wins term of merck or germa mars i don't even know what that means who wins but wins what do i have to decide who wins holy [ __ ] germa mars is apparently you guys think germa mars is gonna win but what are they are they fighting i have to pick what no i can't pick this 6.4 million versus 2.1 million do i actually have this in time to set this up for the rumble on new year's eve oh my god don't blow all your money turn this off don't you don't nobody do this all right i'm going to send channel points back how do i do that it's too late how that's not too late cancel it how do i cancel it cancel cancel how do i cancel this one did i do it did i cancel how do i cancel it you got rid of it oh all right good good good good okay so wait who is starting predictions then is it mods are the mods just trying to get you guys to lose money wait did everyone get scammed they should have got it back okay so the ma all right so for a second i thought that you guys were activating the coin toss all right you got it back good all right hold off on this we'll uh i want to get some stuff done for this because now that i know i have it i can't wait to use it i want i wanted a system like this for a long goddamn time and now it's here what about all the coin tosses i lost yeah sorry you can't go until you can't go into a vegas casino go play roulette for an hour lose a bunch of money and say hey um i want a refund i didn't have an i want my money back that wasn't fun they don't give you a receipt every time you make a bet at a vegas table i guess i'll take five dollars on blackjack please and they're like like print you had a big cvs receipt sir you busted oh i didn't like the outcome of that i'd like to have my doctor return that hand okay yeah hold on let's let's process that they have to take it to the back and suppose the sub manager has to sign it you get a five dollar bill back no no that would be impossible to play all right let's go today we're gonna play fear two and i've got some things to tell you i've got a thing to talk about it's been let's talk about some things all right listen listen up so i am going to um here we go like take a break andy here he comes he's going to say it going on break andy here he comes delay andy delay stream andy okay uh so we're going to play fear tonight i'm gonna try to stream very early tomorrow i'm gonna try to get a good stream in tomorrow as well i have a lot of things to take care of i've got a lot of things to do i've got a lot of holiday stuff to do i am going to be disappearing for a week i'm not going to be around well i'm going to be working on stuff and doing things and doing holiday things and um because the new year's eve stream is both a rumble and the award show and i want to make sure i get that situated too so i'll be on break break andy here he comes talking about going on at like an eight or nine day break uh after tomorrow so with that being said i'm going to today tonight's gonna be a meaty one okay we're gonna i'm gonna be here for i'm not this is not gonna be a four hour stream it's gonna be a little longer it's gonna be five hours [ __ ] pogchamp you hear that one oh yeah let's go i sorry that it's been ten minutes to get started here good link they added a billion to the debt counter why the impossible quiz and that's incorrect i love how we have uh debt auditors that are on the case no no excuse me i've been i've been auditor i've been looking at this let's get started new deal hold on okay autos adventure is outdated let's let's put this on stream let's find out what you guys want okay otto's adventure is outdated yeah how does big adventure a dog's day out full movie eight years ago okay remake it for 2.5 billion off the debt otto's pog tastic adventure a dog's day out remastered okay deal i agree deal you got a deal i will do a remastered otto's pog adventure you're ever going to continue hades you quit at like the beginning of the game it'd be like quitting binding of isaac after four floors oh [ __ ] that hurts all right listen i know i've i've got a lot of things going on at the moment it's a i love that games game of the year yes i got four floors down in binding of isaac and said it was the game of the year yes but it's true you know that i know it everybody knows it it has to go on the main channel oh you're gonna have to sweeten the deal there no no i don't think i don't know about that i don't know about that that's gonna have to be much more to put that to have that be the last upload on my main channel and how many people are gonna just forget that i existed that's gonna show up in this sub box and they're gonna think that i'm on drugs and like i've gone like just over the edge like oh it's been like it's been like four and a half years since uh the german 95 upload oh well i remember this guy this otto's pog tastic adventure i i don't know about that i feel like this is five billion no it's gotta be higher than that higher than that ten what is okay what's the debt at right now three billion if you use that thumbnail is it at fifty did you no i thought i i thought i got we need some auditors to take a look at this oh yes i'm i'm interested i'll do it we got to get the right price though let's play fear fear too actually sorry about that let me get that correct all right give me one give me one second i just want to grab i want to grab hold on i gotta grab some i can hold on i'll be right back i'm gonna sprint right back and make sure you get in you're no just kidding nominations are closed sorry you had your chance do you need to do a face cam i don't have any clothes on okay i promise if i get jump scared once i will turn on a face cam it's not gonna happen this is not a scary game i'm not gonna get scared by this game because this game came out back when little girl is scary was huge and holy [ __ ] if a little girl is like on camera and she's standing at the end of a hallway she's [ __ ] terrifying that doesn't scare me anymore i've seen it 100 times back in like 2008 2007 whatever it was why are you naked i'm not naked i just don't have clothes on you can be you could you can have clothes on and be naked and you can have not have clothes and be not be naked i don't even know what i'm saying i put my headphones and the music started playing and i just i got speech jammed all right let's go i got so sorry i got speech jammed when i put on the headphones okay let's go all right campaign fear two reborn i don't know let's do a normal difficulty what's hard or easy it's three this is halfway there god almighty he's so high i'm not high run hard i'm not putting on hard i don't do hard anymore back in like 2012 i would have put it on hard not now 35 year old jeremy does not play games on hard he plays games for the story and for like the comedic material i don't play games to look cool and be good i play games to laugh at people like getting hit run by a car you know i don't care anymore let's play i'm playing on normal you've been diverted from an assignment to assistant i'm still good at games by the way you've seen me play recently i'm still cool and i know that anytime you have to say that you're still cool it means you're not cool anymore but i know i still am is this a 90 fov it i hope so i didn't download any community mod patches or anything is this an idfov it's 65 no it's not i remember optimizing my fear2 experience uh oh you need to optimize it what the [ __ ] man scared oh my god little girl with a teddy bear she must be scary little girl with a teddy bear and therefore there may have been some blood on the teddy bear that might be scary to me this is dark this is dark hold on right off the bat i already see a problem just give me a second yeah that's got to go down all right how about um fov video settings you know you're in trouble when the only video settings in game are a brightness and a resolution okay what about um whatever that wasn't even scary beckham 2012 that was terrifying that's still too high though hold on it's gotta go to like zero okay that scared me where did i go all right let's go how does this still feel like too high of a mouse uh sensitivity and not only that but there's like scary music box music you got me it got me i got to turn the camera on nice for you to join us sunshine [ __ ] no that didn't mean no that didn't even get me that didn't get me it wasn't even that that got me it was the fact that i was looking at the music box that i i sat down weird on my chair there was a glass on it and it hurt my bum i don't have clothes hold on stokes give us what you got our target i can't hold on it's gonna have to be in a minute our job is to secure this where are we driving are we driving off road there's everywhere we're bumping around like we're like the tower of terror it's directly linked to headquarters it's like a universal studios right it's like the back to the future right that's what we're going to do i want this put on a seat belt she's not okay for a second i thought that was my finger over there pointing at them like yes no you talked now what do you have to say man you'll drop you off in front of the bill it's a lot [ __ ] why do i get a [ __ ] because i don't like cry babies now let's move these okay the guns they're kind of pointing even i don't like how they're pointing their guns at each other this mob is [ __ ] man what's so important about this chick the cops can't pick her up yeah dude do you want to like to start taking hits with that fire extinguisher like [ __ ] just us here that situation is getting out of control nah dude not at all all right i'm just kidding face cam i i why a shift aim down sights that's not gonna happen let's go back here for a sec hey i'll go just wait a minute i gotta brush my teeth i gotta brush my teeth all right i'll i'll put a face cam up i brush my teeth first and i'll put clothes on god [ __ ] damn what i didn't want to put a face cam on today all right i'm gonna brush my teeth and i'm gonna put clothes on just wait a minute i'll be right back hold on just here's some cool art for a little while let me just brush my teeth put some clothes on all right guys the lawn needed a little work too so i wasn't prepared for the stream yet i haven't got it in like six months i'll beep i'll be live in actually a few minutes i'll be live soon all right am i ready let me get this ready [ __ ] face cam man it's got scary games i lost like a thousand viewers what am i gonna do now no one's even gonna watch me anymore all right relax you'll be fine ooh i'm the giant right that makes all the rules of course you are all right what do we look like let's see i told you i had to put clothes on i had to get like a shirt i had to get like i had to brush my [ __ ] teeth i had to like go like this with my hair i had to go like how many bugs on my hands no we're good nice villain hair today the thing is i i think every day is villain here if i'm honest you want to get a hey you want hey you want to get a real close look i didn't trade my nose yet nevermind all right right right right right i told you this is going to be a long one key bindings where's my chapstick where's my chap i can't i can't stream without i cannot stream without my chapstick i gotta have my chapstick i don't i don't have my i don't have my chapstick i'm actually furious about that shift mouse button two is already assigned to melee what kind of drugs or sprint is alt excuse me it's not sprint shift shift is already assigned to zoom yes that's no what are you doing i don't want to be alt what are you doing all right zoom is mouse 2. okay let's go i'm ready to play the game no melee don't get too close they'll see your nose hairs hey and by the way i just shaved too what do you guys think of that this is this is like i just literally shaved shaved my face clean shaven i think i'm supposed to be playing a game like who cares who cares if i just shaved interaction melee is this button i should do v mouse button no no i want mouse button four right the game doesn't even know you have mouse buttons middle mouse v he is assigned to thermal vision oh my [ __ ] god i don't know i'd like what the [ __ ] do you put alt alt is already assigned to sprint no it's not who has alt for a melee wait what did i just do that for why why am i sliding the sensitivity is still too high i don't even know how that's possible it's [ __ ] zero this is zero sensitivity by the way it's zero eat the chapstick oh i'm too busy trying to not have my brain explode out of my front of my eyes because i can't turn the sensitivity down dpi is up yeah i can't even change it no dpi button yeah the thing that i complained about so much you guys remember when i used to sit here and talk a ton of [ __ ] about the dpi button i was like razor holy [ __ ] remove this this button sucks [ __ ] this button and [ __ ] you right i i've done it probably a thousand times not there anymore and i need it right now but it's been locked down i'll need a minute to override the system hold on let me let me get a look look at that pc i'm sorry that was my fault that was that was all my fault i'm sitting here going like oh man how do i look hey sergeant what do you think this is for a hairstyle it's like sniped oh man that was all my [ __ ] fault i said get moving oh [ __ ] i'm sorry vanity got that guy killed i was ready for that one got that one down one more over here got him oh what hey why don't i explode nice job like i just blew up oh [ __ ] i thought that was a pic i could pick that up this guy was using windex as a weapon saint dead rising man that's not going to help you blue gatorade it's a blue gatorade is sprint sprint or is this like lich hover you missed it don't tell me i'm gonna miss an extinguisher [ __ ] out of your mind there goes [ __ ] 40 million dollars worth of stuff sorry what's that 50 million hold on i got i got up slow down i know you think it's funny jeremy but slow down slow down hold on it looks like i gotta use my two to travel to get extra speed i'm in sorry i'll take a 50 50. i'll take a 50 50 on that one let's go haha that is so funny jeremy it'll make me [ __ ] bang you i feel like the game's in times two speed anybody else feel like that why does it feel like it's in like fast motion it's cause it's old am i i'm a boomer are you sure i feel like i'm am i seeing the world in slow motion probably because of your dpi i don't know i've it's out it's a game's like going too fast it's because you're stoned no that's not it what was that for just like ruined a plant that wasn't even like funny don't deny being stoned i'm not stoned i'm drinking a coffee and all right time to come clean i have to come clean all right okay i'm gonna i'm gonna be drinking out of it so uh i'm just um i'm gonna be honest i could be honest with you guys because that's what i'm i've got i've got a product here this is not this is not an endorsement no well i mean it kind of is this is no it's no it's not a truly i'm not drinking coffee and [ __ ] truly this is this is i'm this isn't a streamer endorsement i was not paid for this i just thought it was an interesting idea and i did it this is it's by the way i want to make sure this i got to tell you very very i know listen there's no soy in this there ain't no [ __ ] soy in here so don't how dare you say what i think you're going to say it's heal don't [ __ ] say it there ain't no soy in this don't say it there's no soy product it's not a soy product it's not a soy product i'm just trying it i'm just trying to see if i like it it's a i can't do this without sounding like i'm [ __ ] like all right listen sometimes like you know streamer snacks we talked about them and i was like all right so like you could baby food that works that's the you know that gives you some uh fruits and vegetables and [ __ ] i do that i still do beef jerky that's a good one uh this is good too for me it's just like a bunch of calories it's like protein and vitamins and [ __ ] and it's i like it and nobody paid me to say that i did i paid myself i transferred i transferred yeah i transferred i transferred 600 into my account today paid myself for this one no all jokes aside it really is like helpful whenever i told you i was trying to put on weight that's that helped so all honesty aside that's why i started doing it and i put on a bunch of weight now let's go you're going to see it i know people are going to see it if i took sips out of it it's not gruel it all went to your ass it was already like that even when i was losing a little bit of weight gamer gruel all honesty aside all right i gotta play the game and there's no soy it's no there's no soy in heel none so all of you that want to call me that word sorry you can't do it play the game you clown i am just hold on i had to do my [ __ ] heel endorsement i i really was not paid to do that i just like it so give it a rest i have to turn the deep then when i okay next when i go on break the dpi is going to like two this guy is unstoppable he's talking about me all right head shots only i think i can do it single shots okay head shots only if i don't get never mind just play pick up what forks oh you can't like throw spoons at people [ __ ] well um turn the [ __ ] dpi down how do i do that somebody help me how do i turn the dpi down on my mouse stoned off dpi plus four f4 razer synapse i'm not downloading that [ __ ] pro i will not download that program i would rather play like this than download that um how do i do it do i actually have to download that you need to download and fix your game i need to download a fix for the game are you serious don't tell me that because that's a lie right pc gaming wiki fear2 mouse fix what is this this makes fear two use raw mouse input and removes the game's dead zone and sensitivity problems okay extract this i gotta close the game i need to where's the where's the save point here okay exits just hit watch some artwork i'll be right back we're gonna go long today i promise all right let's see if it worked that image that image the image of me existed on the internet that i hated it was the worst photo ever i was like i [ __ ] hate that photo i wish something would take it over something would be more popular than that image of my face that i don't like and then the monkey paw curled and that image has just gone crazy and it's just you be careful what you wish for as they say just be careful what you wish for it just might come true indebted hey banana bros all right let's see if this worked hopefully this works i did all the instructions hopefully it worked fix your damn game we're going along today don't worry i'm here for a while it's gonna be more this could be more than a four hour stream don't you guys understand must just be like a virus or something that i just downloaded and i'm an idiot clicked on the first link in chat and all of a sudden like my computer gets compromised guys i'm in his computer there's a ton of porn okay come on please work oh look at that did it work guys it worked everything is perfect we're ready to go i'm ready to play fear two are you ready to enjoy this journey with me i hope you are let's come on back now oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] incredible look at how good i looked [Laughter] [Music] oh geno's in smash i already read it you can't make me sad him anymore it's never gonna happen he's so he's gonna be like a [ __ ] sticker for the rest of his life whatever who cares there we go look at that it's a video game now there we go it's a video game now it's a video game i can play the video game [ __ ] god dammit whatever i was trying to do something cool but it failed the enter's forced to sing the german raid song what are you guys doing here you forced her to sing the raid song what is why are you guys doing this hold on eat okay i have to watch it i play in a video game i'll watch it in a minute that sounded like a character i don't know what one that wasn't adam sandler no that guy was waiting for me you always sound like adam sandler i don't think always maybe sometimes i don't alway always sound like adam sandler by the way i'm having some trouble with this game what does that bar mean is that health or what is red i don't understand what it means i don't get it like it looks red but there's no it's not decreasing dude please quit touching your hair you're making it worse don't you make fun of my hair i was an actor that was a that was a stunt man he even went all right watch it i'll watch it hold on janice is forced to sing the raid song dream overreaction that's not her they're literally you're a handsome jack i don't have the things here why am i blue no because it's because that my screen is blue what do you think i am blue alright here it comes i don't know [Music] it's pretty good i i am being raided right now by a lot of people on the internet i am playing video games audio jungle you are watching me play it that's way better than what i do [Music] gonna clap my ass real fast and nice gonna say hello to all these guys hello welcome to my stream i'm [ __ ] streaming right now i am playing a game that came out that came out of nowhere clapping my ass right now get that off hey you get off don't right no don't don't actually i have to hide right now i gotta hide i gotta turn the camera off i gotta hide i'm back [ __ ] cooler than ever i'm not blue anymore i'm clapping my ass all right it's not gonna happen to me what all right does this guy just fall off by himself he does it every time all right i want more health i'll [ __ ] are you okay i want more health i wonder what okay if i what happens if i like go up hold on i'm not gonna kill him yet all right get me in this i have to go on this i have to go in there right oh do it okay whatever i swim so what you look handsome about now not anymore and cam off now [Music] don't care about the lore little girl scary there's the whole game wait this piano hold on piano what what it just turned like a cut oak tree when do i get the super powers do i guess do you get superpowers in this game when is oh [ __ ] i don't i that's all i care about no you don't you thought you looked cool but it was kind of cool but you should have just held the trigger down when you heard the footsteps in front of the door scary girl where is she scary girl she's around somewhere why is my instinct to just shoot her i ca i feel like she's gonna turn around and come try to kill me you know what i think it is it's me just pre-firing the jump scare because if she turns around and screams i'm already like the gun's already screaming so i'm already ready she's too dangerous all right secret hold on a sec just it's my hair though it was it was my hair that was my hair that was my hair i remember it it definitely fell in because it was long and it was it was like blonde and brown was this long that was my hair or it might have been i don't know i think it was mine that would have shot out into the screen if i didn't i wasn't careful i was about to just start cracking up with it in my mouth don't have a drink when you don't even do that that's a thick liquid too don't laugh while you have a thick liquid i'm like talking i was like oh yeah you man i swear to god that was my hair i know it was trust me i know what it looks like i know what it looks like i just want you to know the things i like okay it's a product i like i'm gonna i'm gonna lose my mind i have to relax he's malfunctioning no hold on what do you have here it's protein soy that though oh okay there's no soy in this read my [ __ ] bottle my ball doesn't have that word hey what's that say right there can you read it soy free absolutely soy free this is probably a dip that's a different product this is a this is [ __ ] and you're a liar can't you can't put one over on my eyes i have a game to play and i haven't done anything it's glute hey let's just read it 27 vitamins and minerals [ __ ] pog 20 grams of plant-based protein pog no soy omega-3 and omega-6 f 6 grams of fiber in this [ __ ] thing phytonutrients i don't know what that word means but sounds pretty scientific only five grams of sugar none of this like [ __ ] 40 grams of sugar [ __ ] soda crap that you drink gluten free and soy free so what the [ __ ] your problem man it's good i like it i'm gonna keep drinking it whether you like it or not streamer loves hairy drink it's my hair that was my own fault water is superior water is good too i drink water too you got a new clip for me hold on i'm busy what's wrong what the [ __ ] just happened to you if i had a game is this something i'm like a simulation or something you're hue hallucinating god dammit i can't believe one of my [ __ ] hairs fell in is this was that supposedly on screen i feel like that was supposed to be a little bit more blurry did we just get nuked what why did we get nuked well i gotta make room for the fuel oh it's good [ __ ] it really is i swear to god what like agent smith's or something that was the ending to fear one was it i don't remember any of that what's this you guys are spamming you guys are spamming me with a video i'm getting spammed you don't pay attention to laura that was that's why as i played fear one like three years ago all right i'm go all right i'm gonna i'm gonna i'll listen to the video i'll listen to the video what does what what do you guys want me to hear so bad jeremiah is so nice i don't deserve this at all like i'm just like i'm a [ __ ] like piece of slime that's been scraped off of the bottom of a sewer and germa is like a piece of better slime that has been scraped off of the top of the sewer he's the top of the sewer and i'm the bottom wait i didn't god okay um i think i'm [ __ ] carved out of stone i'm honest with you i think that [ __ ] god threw down lightning down and saint peter [ __ ] carved me out of a goddamn slab of stone zeus struck the lightning down it turned into me exactly what somebody that is at the top of the slime would say sure thing whatever he's stoned okay i did not expect that guy to be there check the dosage that doesn't work and you use gun hold the light again that don't work use more gun holy [ __ ] you have surgery done what are they [ __ ] doing oh my god we need to stabilize before progress we've gotta we have a repair just a general appendix surgery nothing that we have to be afraid of stable progressing now would be a mistake it's just two guys playing surgeon simulator on some [ __ ] you'll feel a little pitch that was insane this game is [ __ ] crazy i don't have any organs left i have no organs put your gamer glasses on i don't have any google glass find a weapon i'm gonna okay i've been i've swallowed so much air from laughing at the random stuff while trying to drink at the same time so it's gonna happen i tried i'm gonna try as hard as i can that's why i don't put cameras on i [ __ ] hate webcams i don't want a webcam on me i don't get it off turn it off right now oh are you open terms of service no i'll be fine are you afraid i mean i could be a little a little a little chilly right now you know i'm a little cold uh i'm not scared you should be i'm not wait okay i thought that was a guy leaning back with a gun like n64 style like he like he looked like polygon i thought he was like had a gun back there i was like what the [ __ ] is this guy with a gun doing back here blood blood oh no more blood blood blood what a weird substance so bizarre that we have like human oil that like makes us run this is how am i speed bagging this thing jimmy go read an analog clock give me one give me one give me a time i'll do it right now i'm not high i've not had any cbd any thc none today zero read any analog clock you want what is he holding this is is this a bottle of hydrogen peroxide what did he even come from it's pepto-bismol hold on i'm getting more there's more spam going on here all right after this no more links i'm done we're gonna do this thing hold on i need to put like a different shirt and pretend like i'm seeing us another day give me once give me a second hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna put like [ __ ] like another game in the background too hold on give me one i'll be right back oh this is fine i don't even i don't you know i can just put this around my neck and stuff this works i have a different hair though look at look at all these cat boys i'll change my background right i'm wearing like a big elaborate like sweater today i'm not gonna be blue i'll be i don't know like green yeah it's like a different day yeah it's like it's really sunny up today you know i just woke up in the morning and like this is like it's tomorrow i'm gonna be like what the [ __ ] is this it sounds like we were bright this morning well i need the video i'm gonna be [ __ ] mad that you guys link this to me this early usually i don't know what the [ __ ] is this it's too early for this dude it's way too early for this i hate this it's really quiet i just [ __ ] got up and you guys are linking me this book i hate this it's pretty good i hate this i hate this when was this yesterday i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate that audio jungle whatever [ __ ] i'm going back to bed [ __ ] i'm out of here i hate this just turn the stream off now turn off the stream now like i was never live oh no i have to play [ __ ] fear too i went to bed it's tomorrow restart you've ruined it what let me restart do it again you choked in the end you're [ __ ] in the head oh i read that wrong i'm not even at the tutorial too early for this all right [ __ ] i have to play the [ __ ] game don't mind me i'm here but i'm i'm sansom [ __ ] it's just gonna do what it's gonna do and i don't care anymore yes i do of course i do all right can i please play the game or no i thought he said colonel sanders colonel sanders i've taken out i've taken them out oh that's good now come back for a five dollar fill-up box we can't let them get away with a secret recipe you're a budget anakin skywalker that's uh okay like do you think that's gonna make me mad or like pissed off or something why would that make me angry the most powerful [ __ ] jedi on earth the coolest most destructive awesome force of a person budget that that's still [ __ ] one of the best in the world so i don't care that's fine sergeant beckett thank god you're okay i'm sure you have a lot of questions i'll explain everything later get you to the tac lab thc left all right be careful vanek's men are attacking the facility can't believe you i know it's extreme to cover up evidence i know i can't believe it i could nope okay i'm gonna go to the thc lab i still need a weapon slow-mo the [ __ ] happened to that guy who the hell are you what you could call me why did he explode was he made out of glass oh that's what it is okay wait wait lengths no more links i'm looking at any links no more links hey you guys just on [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on ef bugleberry soldiers can i might not don't die watch this which one's going to be left to right open open open open what no oh shits did they remove it that was like the best part of the first game oh [ __ ] and [ __ ] missed it that was supposed to be scary i just turned around the camera is out of sync no it's not it is what the hell are you talking about oh it isn't you made that up locate a working elevator to the third floor uh no redo that part i want to kick him out down the elevator bring to that part i want to sneak up behind him and keep him down the elevator he's literally a half second behind that's impossible there's nothing on there that would this is it this is impossible it's impossible and i'm not going to give it any more thought just get down there already it's delayed listen to the people the webcam is delayed okay i've had just about enough of this [ __ ] how's that does that sound good fixed fixed worse worse oh that's really funny because i didn't do anything at all i just clicked the webcam on and off pretended to change the setting and you guys pretended it got worse i win stop smurfing bro i mean stop smurfing there's no levels in this game based you're based smurf reflex injector what does that mean urgent warning no tab where is it what keeps why do i keep teleporting around what somebody will help me whatever i don't care upgrades the slow-mo duration oh okay cool you're so bad dude the fuel crash is real the heel crash where am i supposed to go i went down here already been in here was there another key card door going oh okay over here i win did i miss jumps did i miss another jump scare what's the cam even on for if i'm just gonna miss these oh that's a monk of t.o.s i shot him i stopped that i very clearly shot that before it happened come on i've played house of the dead before that's [ __ ] i want my extra one health damn damn oh damn anymore getting just blood splatters in your face and having bullets hit you in the head is way more scary than the girl walking slowly behind a glass door shotgun oh hell yeah finally it only took 100 million years to get this wait still tutorial right nevermind you already shot gun what i'm not that scared of this all right which one is she in we're gonna unzip number one unzip number no which one are we unzipping who's gonna come out of the morgue and he's gonna grab me hopefully this wasn't like a prank the entire game is a prank out of coffee that's a problem there's a million clocks on the wall oh [ __ ] okay it is exactly 3 p.m three o'clock done see i'll do another one wait why would all the clocks be different times the guys that explode it's that he wouldn't even aim it at me like i was playing vr his gun was like bouncing all around like down up left right you got hey you got sorry your room's not big enough dude you gotta do seated play he slowly realized that that was not gonna stop an explosion from killing him no [ __ ] pick it up and throw it back oh geez hold on exploded look at his little heart he's his little like shimmy oh i'm on [ __ ] fire how do i get to turn the sink on this reminds me the time that i had a ward on my finger me too wow like we're so alike you and i it was creepy what no that was like hey we even mew and me we can we get it that's creepy you never been like hey hey hey easy hey you've been like oh yeah hey we're we're gonna we're gonna go over here yeah yeah yeah here we are are we that's like a nudge like hey hey you and me we get it you know ladies and gentlemen fellas i was begged to wink every day every single day of my life i was begged to wink to you and now all of a sudden when you don't have to pay for it when it's free you don't like it anymore what is going on there i don't know thought that was a pineapple come on pay attention it's like driving a car and looking over at somebody pay attention to the road i got turned into a skeleton i'm adjusting my vr headset i'm telling you it's a vr game honey honey it's dead [ __ ] there it is finally finally we got it finally he says it finally it took two hours holy [ __ ] oh i'm so glad we get to hear it again i missed it so much you're just you're just working the angle germa what does that mean i change the camera so it doesn't look like i'm trying to like work an angle should i make the should i put the camera somewhere else and like so i'm not like trying to make it look like i look good or something does that mean what do you mean working with the angle like this angle if i sit back here you're working it oh no i'm i don't know what do you mean dude if only i was like good at multiplayer games like this would get rid of people like this remember you're playing dents i don't know i'm 35. i don't know any words on the internet guys i haven't posted a selfie of myself or like a picture of myself to the internet like ever the twitter [ __ ] thanksgiving ham video was the last time i did it i don't know what that means hey esoteris thanks for the 10 community subs thanks a lot so two weeks ago yeah and then go back after two weeks how long has it been like years sing the sub song here you go this is what you want this is why everybody's here don't [ __ ] pretend like this is not the reason why you're here there take it take it and run with it that's why you're all here keep your eyes open that hurt ooh we gotta out of the tutorial cut scene derma keyboard font i don't know what that means wait you want like a i can't i don't know what you want to make my own font incendiary grenades oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is a very flammable i feel like he just set that up wrong right i feel like i didn't even do anything like i don't think that should have happened he installed that incorrectly the energy of your stream is off what do you mean energy what does that mean like you talking about like my audio level you need more vibes okay this is for a vibe i'm playing the game now you just walk next to an explosive well i'm not paying attention to the road right now i'm looking i'm talking to one of the passengers in the car here so like this is what i'm talking about watch this do you know all right so somebody was just like you know what i'm i'm going to kill both of them because like this is the chance i got and [ __ ] it he's standing he's standing there still so i'm gonna i'm gonna go for it harry i'm sorry but i this is the guy and i'm just going for it he's standing still [ __ ] that was a that was a default holy [ __ ] i'm gonna pick why can i pick this up your vibes were better you could get it hey what we guys are what okay we're good he looked at it and it made him catch on fire why oh hey look we got good vibes no good vibes and chill yeah that's that's true that's what i'm talking about yeah we're just chilling out what are you what are you guys talking about oh my i got to use the shotgun for a little while hold on wait live laugh love hard mode this is too easy please no i don't i'm just we're just vibing right explain later nice thank god i was gonna be so mad if i couldn't hit that phone off the wall give me the shotgun again what happened what was that did i shoot myself in like the chin it was the firing wait those explode that [ __ ] that far that's crazy that's not what it was no guys that was not what it was i want to check that out that's a huge explosion it was what it was okay i didn't know i think that was gonna happen somebody said it's okay vibes stable i thought that was clown i'm gonna be honest i thought that was i thought that was clown what's he doing what's he reaching for what are you doing what is what the [ __ ] is this guy die okay give me that thing let's do a spy check he's doing the thing the stuntman does in every movie this thing when they're on fire and they just go like this they're engulfed in [ __ ] flames and they just do the and they just slowly are taking one or two little steps at a time because it's like holy [ __ ] this is a real dude and he's really on fire so you have to be really careful imagine being in that suit though and just knowing like holy [ __ ] i am completely engulfed in fire the whole everything from head to toe i am i am i am a gollum from i'm a golem i'm the fire golem from diablo too not a call a golem that's what i was trying to say golem from diablo 2 fire golem it would have been you would have understood if i said it faster without stopping and going and then blocking it in my brain delays getting even worse okay sure thing fix it idiot i don't know how [ __ ] idiot streamer can't do anything [ __ ] idiot oh no vibe levels are critical what do i do to fix the vive levels why does he move his whole body to dodge things because i don't know that's from super mario i got it from my mother anytime my mother wanted to uh make a like a jump across like a platform or something she would always do this so she would be running right like mario's like running across the screen and she would jump and she'd go and it somehow helped to it helped her get to the other side somehow and i don't know it's just that it stuck with me oh no his vibe levels his telestatic vibe levels are critical right now they're they're off the charts at the moment easy will he know that the grenades behind him he's trying to run away where did that guy go holy [ __ ] that was that was so [ __ ] bad that was so shitty that was like there was just no way he was going to be in the bathroom you know what i mean there was no reason anyone was going to be in here in fact i think that's actually the guy somebody said town npc death sound [Laughter] like you walked up to like one of the villagers and just like stabbed him god damn it can we hear it does anybody have it this stream has been all over the [ __ ] place clips are banned for what links are banned oh [ __ ] because i was getting spammed oh my god or not even dead that's like you npc in town runs away because you pressed z and unholstered your shotgun right and it's just like crazy guy run like that's in red dead you know what i mean like you you have the holster and you like pull it out all of a sudden just people are just like the links are banned whatever i didn't even do that did i do that did i kill that guy was that scripted or did i shoot him i didn't do that is the guy's head talking this guy's head is screaming what was that this just kicked me like i can't why are you doing this stop doing this where are they coming from stop spawning oh i need a break i need to take a break why are they i don't know where they're going what why they all limping why is every npc limping i'm going to crazy pills okay that was that that was a little scary i'm kind of concerned about that i'm a li i'm a little concerned oh [ __ ] i'm afraid to go down there we're gonna long distance that one what what happened did that guy blow up in here holy [ __ ] what happened to that guy you're alive impossible impossible did i get him i think i got him throws grenade throws grenade throws grenade throws grenade yes yes that's true well if i have them i'm going to use them why would i not use the grenades they're incredibly destructive nade andy can i not get this open oh wait there was a big x on it like a this doesn't work i want more coffee ipm coffee yeah sometimes you need a little bit to get keep you going you know that's all right i'd say i i think coffee after like five or six you just you gotta be careful you don't do too much but a little one that's fine okay uh time to fight this thing what how many are there oh what the [ __ ] i get them ah okay we'll go find fine we're fine you you can't just like bite me and then run away what is he doing he's like trying to get a hiding spot like little dogs okay get out out out through the ceiling here we go one two three no okay we're fine yup i knew it i was right i was waiting for it oh you're gonna do it it's gonna didn't do it wow okay i'm actually pretty surprised that they did not do that oh okay that's him you promised a sly cooper when is sly cooper yeah i i [ __ ] it up my ps3 all right those that weren't here my playstation 3 uh smelt like burnt plastic when i played anything so i had to try to find a solution to it when i play with my playstation 3 it smells like burnt plastic bad to a point where it makes me feel like a headache so i can't use it so i gotta figure out what to do do an emulator i actually tried to use an emulator but i got a ton of awful interlacing and it was just ugly and horrible to look at i tried to do a bunch of different settings try to change what it looked like and just wasn't happy with it so until i can do that uh i'm just gonna get another playstation 3. yeah it was really just ugly frames were blending and it was a lot of weird ghosting and blending and i just like i i'll just buy another ps3 holy i tried to shoot that that guy's entire skeleton was okay that was ridiculous that guy got like slow cooked for like four or five straight days all the meat just fell off the bone like you could didn't you have to try holy [ __ ] play mega man uh no not right now are you all right what did he throw what'd he throw what just happened what he's back why did that guy get a respawn that guy's backwards towards me don plays pretty good in this game though i like the gun play it's really responsive really responsive gun play see when i say the word gun play enough times you guys will then respect my review coming later because i said that word and you guys go oh yeah he knows what that means he's like he's you know the lingo of like playing games like reviewing him and [ __ ] you have to compare this to dark souls i don't think i can do that i'm not sure that's possible i don't think i can compare this to dark souls okay whatever whatever it's glass i keep thinking it's i can shoot through it i was trying to oh let me alt what the [ __ ] he got on top of me twice [ __ ] sticky keys you guys do that too when there's a bunch of people you're like a tourist attraction everyone's just taking pictures and you're like i have to [ __ ] go i have to walk by and i'm not going to sit here for like [ __ ] 25 minutes while like 10 of you take photos go down you crouch and you like get underneath their picture no i just run across no you can't do that because then you'll end up you'll be like a blur crouching is worse you end up like like a head and somebody you're like crouching by does he swallow it i feel like he swallowed that holy [ __ ] oh gulp ah excuse me worst worst don't do the worst noise whatever i feel like i'm playing portal 2 i don't know why getting portal 2 vibes oh he got wait he's getting burnt by what oh he stood in front of the jacuzzi jet careful dude you never don't ever do that everybody calling me grenade andy i mean you get so many of them and they do so much damage why wouldn't i use them i think i've thrown 70 or 80 grenades in this play-through so far they're just everywhere why not just use them of course i'm going to throw them okay new shock grenade ooh what the [ __ ] cd pr really dropped the ball here kind of is the cyberpunk music isn't it just goes like oh here we go man i'm about to get into a big fight in cyberpunk cool i'm dead whatever he's making a cyberpunk joke i have to make one jimmy let me in what are these guys doing who's driving the forklift who's driving the forklift what the [ __ ] some guys just like back it up for the forklift it's too much stimulation it's a lot of stimulation too much it's too much stimulation checking his armpits for like he's like smelling his armpits to see if he's like smelly armpits oh we're gonna get a comedy fall that's that one that was like not funny like a person exploding like that's that's not a comedy fall that was he was supposed to fall down i feel like i'm playing on a tiny map in a shooter game and people just were just spawning and killing each other spawn die spawn die spawn die die spawn die this infinite respawn instant respawn no reloads okay first impressions of fear two i feel like there's been no down time it's just been spawned and kill people just run through this in a never-ending instant respawn fps map and i'm doing really well i'm like [ __ ] 75-2 i don't know what's happening what happened to the little girl where should i go what the [ __ ] does it what are you doing stop running into explosives i'm doing really well this game with the shotgun this is a gameplay this is a good thing i'm recording because this is going up on the main channel this is gonna be a big commentary about how [ __ ] 104 best [Music] oh you gameplay no okay i'm fine all right i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it here we go hey what's going on everybody germa here with another team fortress 2 gameplay commentary and tonight gotta be playing in [ __ ] 10 years ago there it is finally he did it i'm not doing that ever again it's the last time you'll ever hear me say those words do another joke okay fine all right all right just give me a second i gotta find like a swamp creature or something in here there's gonna be like a swamp monster i can say yell at or something right do one just wait a minute that's what you're using to hold the papers down like get a filing cabinet why is why is this like a caveman like a caveman works in the office this is what he did like put this in a filing cabinet use big rock keep papers done uh uh chungo can you please put those in the filing cabinet filing cabinet scary make loud noise when open door that's just the wheels are a little uh we will put some wd-40 on it remind me of giant bird ah scary fake yeah and it's very overdone this little guy from overwatch his arm he builds a century torbjorn this is arm right it wasn't minus two minus two mi whatever he said make a joke he didn't say make a good one that wasn't clear why is the chat adding and subtracting well they're trying to tell me uh how good or bad i am doing streaming that's pretty much what it is it's a point system if i say something that's not funny they take points away from me which makes me very upset but if they like what i say they add points which makes me very happy new viewer song welcome to the channel i'm not i hate i'm i'll clear that i'm not doing this i'm not going to do that anymore i'm not going to be like the guy that makes [ __ ] sound be that guy please live your dreams okay but does it have to be an anime convention i feel like that would be like if i was just sitting in my room and i smelled that i would want it i could be at the doctor in the doctor's office and if i smelled pizza i'm gonna be like holy [ __ ] doc you got pizza in here yeah would you want a slice of course like it doesn't matter where you are okay imagine you went like just a routine checkup to the doctor and they came in with like a little paper plate and a slice of pizza on it and they were like do you want this i would eat it i'd be like all right well a doctor is giving this to me i would definitely eat it like if this was a random person on the street and they would say hey you want a slice of pizza no i don't know the [ __ ] you are get away from me you're just random person i don't know you're not a dude you might be a doctor i don't know if a doctor is handing you a slice of pizza it's probably going to be okay at least that's what i would think he's already examined it to make sure there's no like nothing on it nothing wrong with it no i want pizza oh yeah guys all right let's break this down where am i uh where am i getting pizza from where should i get pizza from what's like a pizza place that you guys love get the whopper i'll do that tomorrow i promise i will do that tomorrow that's happening on tomorrow's stream i promise that guy his head just snaked around don't think so get out of here oh he's dead oh that's not that's bad uh how get them down i have to like blows i have to blow him up that didn't even work just order from a pizza place it'll be 20 times better than than main chains they [ __ ] good calzones water what is it what is water street pizzeria water street pizzeria i don't even know what that what the [ __ ] is that please go to freddy fazbear's that's not a real place chuck e cheese i actually could go for a chunky cheese pizza right now that's weird for me to say but i don't even care people are like oh man chuck cheese pizza it's so gross you know do you hear that they like take pizza from other pizzas and put in making a new pizza and serve it to you i don't care i don't i don't even care just give me it i want it i i could eat a chucky cheese pizza right now the whole thing do a pizza eating stream i i would i would didn't i would cut it i'd get like one of those big pizza knives and just go i would actually ask the restaurant i'd say hey can you make me a pizza don't cut it though i want to cut it just give me the big circle with just the cheese and everything i want to be the one to cut it because i'm gonna have to go like put my hand down on the knife and go like [Music] down that's what i want i'm so hungry now what do i do damn it i'm so hungry i have to get a streamer snack i need to stream or snack i need one right now all right i'm gonna get a streamer snack everybody relax how did you open the door where the [ __ ] did you come from did he just drink a bunch of stuff this is like in gremlins when they're just drinking all the potions in the scientist room would you wink for us for a streamer snack um i'll no i just won't i'm just gonna get some food all right streamer snack time i'll be here be i got some really really bad news i don't have any more jerky sticks so i gotta eat i gotta eat almonds it's hot i gotta buy i gotta get more jerky sticks it's like my favorite so now i'm just gonna eat almonds until i can't breathe anymore i'm gonna fill my body with almonds so i'm funny about almonds you know that one they were the most calorically dense snack they got a good amount of protein they've got a ton of calories and they're really good for you if you really want to get filled up have some almonds i just [ __ ] dropped a bunch of them all over the ground god this is not it's not a good streamer snack though plus this is such a bad streamer snack what was i thinking these have these are wasabi and soy sauce almonds and they have like a film on them and it's going to get all over my hands look at like it's already happening they have this cheeto dust on them i [ __ ] hate when people watch me eat i just picked up two of them and now i can't play the game anymore and i don't want to put my hands in my mouth because somebody will clip it and they'll enhance it and then make it huge and they'll like use it somewhere and i don't want you to do that look at this is ridiculous i just took another handful out like this is this is ridiculous that's ridiculous it's all of my hands too i need i need a strategy what's the strategy here you didn't see that use a fork and nike knife a fork and knife a fork and nike yeah you hold it with the fork and step on it and it'll grind it up and you can eat it pour them into a cup wow you're a [ __ ] genius too late look who's over there good dog you know how crunchy these are i don't want to pick up on the mic i'm trying to make an item almonds taste like [ __ ] what do you think tastes good if you don't like like a roasted salted almond what is what tastes good to you that person writes well you know a bad reaction oil like car oil dog food it's like okay well i get it that's why almonds have cyanide in them good uh how much cyanide are in these how much cyanide tell me hmm tell me about the cyanide hmm delicious cyanide i feel not good available i feel so much better i just took in like 700 calories in almonds i may as well turn on [ __ ] superpowers can you make an overwatch reference sure um i can't do anything yet all these bird seats are going to come out of my mouth and people are going to be disgusted i can't do anything yet okay i didn't even get a drink either what a [ __ ] amateur i can't shoot through like the chain link back fence okay that was delayed look it is decent i'm still eating these it's taking forever i promise i have teeth washing his hand washing your hands with gloves on he just ate these almonds all right here we go let's go fight fight fight he's gonna show up he's gonna come down defeat the replica soldiers imagine seeing that when you open up the [ __ ] thing though is he controlling this is that the ai director oh boy it's like a second delay actual delay there's no delay i'm not an idiot you can't pull a fast one on me i'm sorry it's not going to work show me the clip show it to me oh he usually not that one what was that you just kicked me like what am i looking at here what was that i don't get it that was that was matched up fine and that felt was that somebody in there there's like a guy in the porta potty and it tipped over please how much sticks in here get me out of the [ __ ] port of bonnie no it's it's one of those porta potties and it was it was at a goddamn outdoor live concert shouldn't make a noise at the same time up up up up up up clip it to me right now do it right now i want to see it right now oh that what i just did i want to see it yeah somebody showed that to me [ __ ] there it is give me give me give me give me give me give me give me webcam is delayed yeah dave you would know all right so here we go and if anybody talks after we watch this clip if anybody talks about it being an audio delay you're going to get timed out for 200 days okay okay i'm glad we have an understanding let's find out i won shouldn't make a noise at the same time it's fine this is that what's wrong with it i don't see the issue okay what you're talking about my uh the the fps is a little slower the video's not delayed is this the the fp it's like a 20 fps because the camera sucks all right ready let's see if i can fix this i don't think you guys even really care either i feel like this is just a way to get me to like stop playing the game and like do something else to like [ __ ] burn time how's this up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up [Laughter] the better that's better right up up up up up better fixed it's just the fps i turned the fps up i wanted to slow the fps down because i got a 1080 and that my 1080 sucks it's burning out it smells like burning plastic in here no it doesn't i'm kidding saying the national anthem to prove it's fixed oh you joker all right let's go national anthem oh my god oh jose can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous night or the ramparts he waved at the straw lights last gleaming and the rock it's red gloom [Music] the bombs bursting in gave proof through the night that our flag was still there oh [ __ ] oh say does that star i have adhd i can't complete it you know how hard it is to sing the national anthem like in front of people i get it now you know people just that guy was coming out of the bathroom you know how people like just they mess it up all and it's like well how did you mess that up it's it's actually like when you're in front of a bunch of people you have to like kind of remember and there's like two major breaks in the national anthem that you think it's gonna be when the rocket's red glare but it's not that point yet and you get caught you're like oh there's another verse right [ __ ] what about canada sure oh canada our hearts and sacred lands truthfulness may spread and all thy sons command through glowing hearts we see thy stone the true north young and free while sloppy joe's our food we eat our sunshine shines on the god i don't know i don't live in canada this is rush that was corrupt that was corrupt how about russia i don't know any i don't know russia at all england i have no idea i don't even know how the english uh anthem starts does it god save the queen god save the queen what about the irish i don't know the irish anthem um what the heck you know what eat this dick about germany i don't know i don't know any other national anthems still almonds stuck in my mouth like all the way okay listen to me you guys ever eat something and it goes the food actually goes up here somehow it's up there and i can't get it out it's stuck there forever it's like in my cheek pocket all the way up and it's like up here in this little divot that's like up here in my mouth and stuck there forever i'm gonna have to go and brushing my teeth is not gonna fix it i have to go and just like put a bunch of water in my mouth and go like and then spit i got a big ass mouth guys you know that oh proximity mine you're going to regret saying that why i have a big mouth it is huge like if you were to take like just a cut of this down like right here and like match it up to like steven tyler you'd be the same image we both have like these big like steven tyler s kind of mouths all right get me out of here i don't want to play this part i want the part where the girl screams in your face get up here oh this game stinks play something else um i kind of want to beat this i feel like i'm more than halfway through the game right now and i beat the first one so i can't give up on the second one that's not how that's gonna work give up the game's only guys this game is only like six and a half hours but if you're but you're slow whatever i come streaming tomorrow we're fine he's never gonna play saw two why would i ever play the worst game i've ever played on stream that's that is by far the worst game i've probably ever played i was so angry with that game i hate that game i hate that game that game is dog [ __ ] like i'm sorry i just have to be real i did who did that wait is this a different military it's like the military too oh canada where where's everybody from mostly north america right sweden finland kentucky well where's don't ever don't say it all at once okay press one if you are not from north america or europe okay really that seems like a lot i lied oh europe is best um i don't know they're all kind of cool uh look everything's cool in its own way everyone has their own cool things and cultures and and um and stuff and like food and traditions and well they're all cool you you're a globalist oh you know um i think that like all the different countries in the world they have different interesting things and uh like food and culture and it's just globalists but he he wants to have like one currency across the whole world and then he also then he wants to he would get this guy definitely wants to eat all everybody's kids i just i didn't say any of that you know you know japan probably sure has good food this guy's coming he wants us all to [ __ ] wear all the same clothes and eat all the safe food anyway he watched us all used to save money he was well it's gonna we're gonna all gonna die and i have a trip maybe coming up soon to go there just kind of interesting to see what's there oh what a base he's a based liberal you don't know me you don't know who you don't know who i am you don't know who i am i'm confused you didn't say you wanted to leave didn't you do you said did you not say you wanted to leave the us wait what he's a communist that's it no more talking no more talking everybody we're no more talking no okay let me say this again for the everyone that said oh wait he must be a communist guy that lost like i'm like a cryptocurrency stocks trader that lost his money you know what i mean like i'm wait did you talk to the guy that like tried to bet against beyond meat do you think that's the communist he's but he's a capitalist he's wall street vets get him what do you mean get him oh really really you seen an arm that big before took a lot of pain to make it look like that i took a lot of squishing as hard as i could up against my chest and popping out the muscle as hard as i could to maybe cause a problem later in an hour or two from now and you want my political beliefs i'm gonna say them see if you can lip read them i've never played wind waker before i've never played wind waker get away from me you ain't missing anything i laughed because that guy's about to get like decimated i wasn't laughing in a degree and i was laughing in the dude you know i have to run down the street with like the [ __ ] crowd behind you and i'm just looking out the window through the blinds going like all that good that dude is [ __ ] oh automatic shotgun hell yeah play wind waker i knew that was going to be a problem i'll look at it i will just give you a second what is that this is a gorilla's photo i've seen it stop playing this 1.5 billion we want saw too it's not gonna happen no i would i would rather you [ __ ] like punch me in the stomach as hard as you could and play saw two deal no that's not a deal no that's not that imagine lining it like being a twitchcon i have like a booth at twitchcon it's just like punch me in the stomach and i'm in one of those like old-timey like spandex outfits the dude that got used to the cannonball used to shoot the guy in the stomach i would not do that because your body is being held together with tape and dreams [ __ ] this game hold on wait i know i know i know i got to find a way let me pay attention hold on oh play this game play that game play this game play that game play this game i will i'll play your favorite game at some point maybe maybe malfunction hydraulic pressure is low what are you talking about now all of a sudden this why are they all here now what wolverine origins i know i'm gonna play wolverine origins i promise i will play wolverine origins for at least one hour when i come back after the new year's eve stream i will play for at least one hour that game is really good i know don't i know i'm trust me i'm gonna do it sly cooper i'll play sly cooper when i get a new playstation whoa i can't hurt him okay i need him i need mines any more minds watch somebody mine okay cool [Music] what i don't think i can kill him new deal new deal new to read the deal wait [Music] oh he's actually angry i'm not actually angry i'm sort of angry he's pretending no deal i i thought this deal was off the table i thought you guys said no oh the rat i'm that person out for like 30 seconds do you know where you are you know where you are right now we don't hurt rats here we look at how cute they are and we love them look there he goes there he goes he's just trying he's just look he did look at stacks that make like a scary sound why does that make such a scary noise oh too lady the lady they're lady late raid raid we got a raid it was raid oh [ __ ] hold on i don't even see it who raided us i came where's raid happy hop the happy hub oh [ __ ] what's up dude thanks for the raid welcome everybody happy huh this this is the guy that like doesn't get hit ever great song raid song there you go he actually does get hit unlike you no hey what's up thanks for the raid welcome everybody we're playing fear two uh my name is germa if you don't know who i am i'm glad you don't because you're probably gonna leave i start singing the canadian national anthem ah thanks uh thanks hob can i call you hob hey can i call you hog can we call now can i call you up we're just right no dude like don't [ __ ] say that i'm unrating you this is kind of ridiculous oh wait i thought oh wait no no this is from holy [ __ ] i didn't slow it down damn it i think he's at work what [Music] that guy died like three times um he reanimates people with his like reanimation gloves why is he a briefcase is he supposed to have a briefcase oh [ __ ] got him is he going into the paintings um okay i'm just gonna you know what just go get away from me just oh there's so much more rare in this game have you noticed that they're rare you don't get them that often who's got a grenade you okay drop it he still got it off education hey is that going to shock me town and pc being killed all right i got him what the hell is this wait it's a missile launcher holy [ __ ] nice finally oh he's doing it too i feel like i just saw my future it's a great deal all right what is it debt wiping deal if germa makes autos big adventure 3 uploads it to his main channel and uses this thumbnail the entire dead is wiped bringing an explosive end to arguably the best joke of the year i'll think about it i'll think about it you have my attention i'll think about it okay we'll see don't you dare wipe that debt without a dump truck emote hey i'm just going by what you guys are saying nothing else lied about the court stream well germa didn't lie about the court stream germacot denied at a bunch of courts to film a [ __ ] comedy trial stop the deal stop the deal no dump no deal a main channel upload is big it is the main channel level is pretty huge why don't you run towards it what are you doing no dump no deal no dump no deal no dump no deal no dump no deal just wait i that's not that's not up to you that's up to the majority wait that was a sniper sniper duel i cheated oh his perfect score is gone new deal hold on stop stop stop stop should go to brazil all right come to brazil i don't know whatever maybe i don't have any plans to go to brazil but i if i was ever there i'm sure i'd be like all right cool i'm in brazil just promised we have another good deal in chat are you sure please come visit me i have a good store and a good view give me a good store and a good view i don't know what you mean oh [ __ ] don't let him get him wait am i going to get in that i'm going to get in this okay this is this count as the letter grade i think this counts df return of the dmt robot no i don't this is not d this is no this is just like an artist rendition of the dmt robot not the same thing it's just it's that's not him yeah this is not as cool as dmt robot that guy right now is like he got out of the armor oh my god this is my chance is he gonna get in the armor actually stole it that would be so funny this game would get a full letter great if he stole that i can't wait to eat a pizza i'm gonna get a large pizza from somewhere i don't know where this is seriously i feel like i'm playing this through somebody else's stream on like the lowest quality settings all right all right all right okay all right get out i i'm watching this on an old tv what the [ __ ] is happening it's movie night in the [ __ ] 80s hey just just wiggle it around a little see if we can get the [ __ ] pay-per-view channel robocop's on tonight i i can't handle this much more i got to get out of this thing get me out get me out of this thing right now jack's getting checked eject the jack ah how do i eject i'm sorry i'm turning it off what the [ __ ] was that oh what do i do oh what do i do oh it's a lock door okay thank god griffin report hey it's me uh peter griffin reporting in uh there's a crazy lady trying to attack me wouldn't i'm sorry sorry i held a grenade down i was trying to cook it and time it in time to throw at the lady it's my bad say it oh god oh my god griffin what the [ __ ] is going on [ __ ] this that's like this is like what's his name oh my god the guy from sausage party what's his name he's a famous actor what's the be guy's name what's name seth rogen yes that's she's she's like seth broken the guy from sausage party really i don't know i don't i can't remember anything we're gonna be fine you and me don't worry i'm the grenade guy how many grains do you have how many graves have you thrown yeah i'm the wild one you might be a good shot but i blow [ __ ] up hi guys [ __ ] was pretty [ __ ] up beckett you're with me good stokes i cannot wait to watch your skin and muscles get ripped off and turn to a skeleton in about five minutes looking forward to it stokes you and me maybe reading levels or something yeah i never did quite well in school i did pretty bad in like math and stuff how about you did you do good in school find something damn it i missed it that was such an opportunity and i just i blew it so bad sing us a song okay no not my singing no mistake i'm too hungry to sing i'm too hungry to make any singing songs but if i can play tambourine i will aim is a zero he's getting bored [Music] yeah the last game really carried itself with being able to laugh at the guy saying oh [ __ ] every time it slowed down we we like looked over a fear well fear one was actually pretty good though i genuinely thought fear one was a pretty good game there's nothing wrong with this one this the games this game's not bad it's just um not very good it's not bad it's not great it's not terrible it's just kind of it's just kind of a game this game is a lot more burning to death than the other one did yeah it does it has a lot i don't know it kind of i don't know that fear one's way better dollars to it it's really all those fruit nothing much to it don't most people think fear one was the only good one yeah okay hello i got a question about the fear franchise uh so fear one was made and then they like didn't they outsource fear two and fear three what was the point of having what was the point of that oh outsource the next two games in the franchise you made i think i like this studio though i think this is a really good studio this is the um the guys that made uh the lord of the rings games the shadow of ward and um what was that the other one i thought of war it's monolith yeah they're they're a good studio is this a fear online i don't what i don't know why you do that though they made condemned condemned is fantastic condemn's probably one of the best first person games ever it's just so it's like so fun that's one of the best like 2000 era kind of games isn't it okay hold on hold on hold on hold on wait wait wait john cena is kill gabe ten nuclear waffle gave 10 and then decided to they were going to do 50. uh hopefully that was not a missed click with your finger because it's 60 [ __ ] community subs thank you nuclear waffle that's insane and it's still going west westuel gave 10. kaiser yazawa gave five john cena gave another 10 and artichoke just gave five too what's happening right now why is it happening i haven't said the word i haven't said the p word all day matt r aus thanks for the 10 community subs jamie thanks for five this just decided to start happening well thank you guys that's a lot of that's an insane amount of money thank you i don't i don't know what to say i don't know where this is even coming from hog don't care thanks for five community subs vander thanks fan dread thanks for five hack it fast thanks for five bingo thanks for five tona thanks for five holy [ __ ] all right this is getting out of hand this is getting out of hand all right i'm gonna have to come up with a distraction thank you all of you though seriously that's completely unnecessary but thank you it's a lot of money four eight six uh dicks three no 486 dx megahertz thank you for the five thank you pink goat for the five community stuff thank you frank the gang for the five community subs uh natalie watson thanks for the five community subs john cena is back again with another five community subs okay uh rat gal five community subs all right i gotta i gotta pivot this i gotta get us i gotta get us away from this uh i gotta get us away from this this it's happening this is too much um rat gal thanks for five parmigiano thanks for five um have i told you about huel it's pretty good this is old i don't want to drink that thank you kip for the five thank you rye or art for the five ryu art biblis thanks for five nuclear waffle thanks for five this is too much this is out of control i don't know what to do i gotta go off camera i don't know what to do i'll be back i don't know what to do ruined bloodline five hundred steps i i have two there's too many triad five shrek five shrekenin where did this even come from why did this even start happening billy mays three thanks for five community subs i don't even know how this started where does he come from rip kit fisto gave 20 community subs what are you guys doing this is ridiculous that's 20 from rip kit fisto five from retrospector five from antique mango five from cherry rowlet buy from cobalt custard five from wrestling corgan i um well i i'm gonna knock i'm i'm gonna be getting a mcdonald's meal tonight i'll tell you that holy [ __ ] guys i don't know what the hell is going on but i don't know where this came from but thank you uh jwy 10 community subs i can't even read them this is [ __ ] insane sean muscles five five from zixie five four okay i'm getting played cards thanks for five i'm getting electrocuted who's screaming what happened to that guy james wolf 1759 next to the five five from dorambor five from all knees thanks for shrecking in front of the five i don't know what the hell you guys are doing all right that's enough no more no more no more no more no more that's enough no more you don't have to do anymore that's enough we don't have to do anymore eight bit zig thanks for five snake mcmans thanks for five we don't have to do anymore we have to do it that was very nice of you guys thank you uh adrian thanks for five john cena another five you know all right we're done okay well that's enough that's enough that's too many that's enough that's enough i command it thank you seriously guys i don't even know where they came from they came out of nowhere and i don't even know why i don't know why some of you guys give this channel money like i can't even think about it it's like just ridiculous am i getting hit by the blade these superman i can't even read them alpha dr wooley sam the bass man khan's in gave 20. ton ton i gave five this is like 500 to a thousand like right now subs repaying the debt thank you otter pup for the five holy [ __ ] guys hey you just started firing no no don't pull my skeleton off demon dude legionaire captain dark 10 frisky moose 10 otter pop 5 holy [ __ ] well this is uh i think you you guys have you guys are too much i don't i don't deserve this thank you thank you young slap for the five googly gareth five subs what's up googly does anybody have any idea how many chapters are left in the game mellow mute 10 community sub i we might be approaching all-time high here um and that's i don't even know what happened i didn't even do anything somebody just gave subs and it just started it just kept happening thanks guys this is too much thank you a mellow mute again for ten thank you ruined for five sweaty greasy man for five what's the vibe check i mean i'm i'm vibing right now what's that word mean what's it actually mean force 10 thanks to the five it means feeling good oh okay yeah i feel pretty good i actually feel really great right now who did that who did that oh it's one of these bad guys hey sky rocket dog thanks for the five computer these subs a greater ist dane thanks to five community stuff i've been just reading this community some if they're just never ending cry cry cry cry cry no no crying i don't need to cry sing the sub train song cry cry i'm not i'm not gonna cry hey warm prince thanks for five [ __ ] cry now tj rich thanks for five subs dude doof soup five make him cry i'm not gonna cry i'm just gonna be very very shocked and um i don't know you guys this channel sees like a lot of money and it's i don't know thank you i just i just i don't know i just want to be like a money stream like a money streamer which is like oh yeah thanks i got like [ __ ] all the [ __ ] 2 3 000 subscribing today thanks but thank you though seriously rarity is rarity is best pony 15 community subs best pony uh no sorry starscream is the best pony you're wrong but thanks for the 15 subs what's this spam you deserve this uh hold on was this this is like a is this like a what is this coffee pasta you deserve all this we love you a bunch thanks for all the content you make for us all these shitty games you played hey thanks for playing all these shitty games uh i've got nothing to you and you can bet it'll never go away thanks for all you do you're awesome cool most importantly your german 985 best streamer on this shitty platform oh jesus oh my god um thanks this shitty platform well i'll be around for a while well i'm going to be around as long as i can so thank you guys please keep me honest i hope you do right now this guy oh man how are you still shooting me oh you possibly concentrate on aiming down sights with an eye you don't have threes thank you schrecken again for five more subs and thank you nick for five subs too i know those ten subs holy [ __ ] medic bow it actually is yeah they got to say a bunch of animal names he went donkey frog walrus cry cry speech cry oh my god waffle nuclear waffle what on earth are you doing this is so much money to give at one point this is too much school's out that's another 50 subs dude i hope you can afford it it's a lot of money that's an extreme amount of money thank you that's what at least a couple hundred over a hundred over to almost 200. i can't keep track it's been so much but the face came back on oh [ __ ] sorry [Music] vacuum it's not a vacuum you got it wrong fawn thanks for the five and alpha thanks to five community stuff as well back to back thank you guys make him cry i'm not gonna cry i'm i'm not even crying uh mood right now who did that i think i shouldn't walk up here will that happen i think i just jumped over her attack cutscene he's too rich to cry thank you lgbt rex thank you he's wiping his tears with his dollars oh no i hope you guys don't ever think that i've let's be real i really that's not i hope you guys never think anything like that he's a capitalist though [Laughter] this felt weird no oh wait look if you want to see lighting the show different lighting from oh ugly boy ugly boy there is this side here's this side here's the front there's the top there's the bottom you look you're a neanderthal that's every angle of my face now you can say you've seen it like i'm not gonna hide anything from you there's no filter on this [ __ ] camera this is a re this is what this is what real this is what a real boy looks like okay i hate when there's this much light on my face that's better i like being in the darkness like a [ __ ] goblin you look like my grandma i probably do that's like the funny part get away from me oh song what christmas song is that called carol of the bells yeah that's the one do a family guy reference why do you want me to do a family guy reference look at your hair that's grandma hair that actually kind of was yeah this is this is the grandma hair of the person that like checks every egg in the carton and then puts it back and then checks the next card and it checks all the eggs no no no no no no think about this right there i don't like the way this got spots on it stop showing your hairline i it's really not that bad it isn't it's not this is what i got it's i mean it's it's going it'll be worse hey you guys forget how old i am some of you guys just don't remember maybe i just don't even pay attention how old i am you think that like well that's a hammerhead i'm not like 20 no i don't know maybe you might have you might have some favorite streamers on twitch that are like 22. i got more than a decade on these [ __ ] and look it still good some people that you know stream on this platform they're like 19 they're like 24 and i still act like a 20 year old so come on i didn't grow up yet probably should but you know don't worry i got it i got this you know my favorite i love uh uh anytime i die you everyone knows that i have a second so i can pay attention to at least something in chat and a wave of links just gets spammed updated debt wiping deal okay same terms if german makes autos big adventure three ups uploads it to his main channel and uses that thumbnail the debt will be wiped bringing an explosive end to the best joke of the year but hold on but there's an extra term added germa must add either germa sus or derma germa dump truck i would rather have it be german dump truck but naked than add germa sauce but that's not part of this deal that's not part of the deal that's just how i that this what i said that's not that's not part of the deal though i need to get like a brush i've been like [ __ ] with this so much wait he just he was counting down with his friend okay man we're gonna do this three two one i opened the door you know what you know i don't like this game because this game has like this weird one hidden door you have to go into i don't like it they tried to make this a horror game and it's not i mean it's not even scary why do they make it like this why'd they do this [Applause] i'm not scared of what it was down here are you serious so brave so strong i'm not i don't claim to be strong or brave i claim to be right what's the lady's name from um here's the story of a van name brady and he had his three children of his own what's the lady's name in that mrs mrs brunch right that's not mrs brunch bunch brady bunch not mrs brunch that'd be that's a pretty sick name here's the story of mrs brunch clean your face up i'm going to i did this and i'm going to leave it like that because i don't even care i don't even care dude i don't care like my hair looks stupid who cares huh now i know why i got tommy wiseau it's becoming pretty clear now one of the charlie brown adults talking [Music] what the hell is going on i've almost had enough i'm so close to the end of the game too end of the stream i'm so close to the end though i know i'm like an hour away finish it hold on what the [ __ ] happened to that guy all right no more saying the f-word if i say [ __ ] one more time and i will give myself a face scrub stop throwing guns on the ground all right i keep asking this and i just don't look at the chat how many chapters are in this game what's like the actual chapter count seven chapters what are we on now five or six siri unlock how many phones did i just unlock imagine if that worked siri unlock unlocking phone you think that's not a good that's not a feature do a coin flip i'm bored okay mods can we get a coin flip prediction in chat please we got it's going to be heads i'm on mobile oh um well i think can i do it how do i do it i don't have the power to do it well how was it happening before i wasn't doing it before here it comes let's go make this a big one i want five million five million on each side i would say it's probably gonna be i'm gonna bid on heads i would say heads that's me but who are you okay let's see it 6.5 to six it's pretty even congratulations to don't yawn don't you on don't yawn on stream that means that you're you're tired and the game is boring it was congratulations to me because i stole them all what was it i don't know what was the outcome uh i'm done with this game i i'm done playing it uh what was the outcome i have to flip a coin oh okay you i have to do it i don't have a coin um do i have something if i flip okay i have a i have a heel cap if it's up it's tails if it's down it's heads okay do it on google no i don't care no don't no do it on google what the okay all right all right hold on i'll do it oh flipping the coin the coin is tails i have to show the screen it was tails why would i lie about this why would i oh guys i'm a liar i want to just just screw over everybody that like picked heads show it if i show it now people can think i cheated this is why i want to do the heel cap and you wouldn't let me hold on there's a dog over here all crimes are absolved wait did they do they do it yet did they do it yet did it go through yet no are we holding it still okay hold on to it um i'm gonna go get a coin i'm gonna go get a real coin i'll be right back look at some artwork for a second we'll just irl for a few minutes okay i got the coin make sure you approve it's a real coin you go okay you ready real coin real dog here see i'm not putting i'm not gonna put that in my mouth and i go like this like people are gonna be really mad at me it's heads tails was the first one what if i do it okay what if i do it a third time and this is the real one [ __ ] don't bet on anything on this channel ever because i'm always gonna do something like this what if it's the real one um no but that but one of the first ones tails the second one was heads is there something else we can do that's 50 50. all right send it back send all the points back cancel it just send all the points back send all the points back we'll do what i mean no send the points back this instant immediately or i'm gonna be this is gonna be bad for me send those points back right now i don't i'm sending them how do i i gotta send the points back how do i send them back what what's the command to send points back we got them back get them back please they're back i did it all right okay hey welcome to the casino it's time for us to play 50 50 what's on what side of the coin is you wouldn't put any money at all up on this table now imagine you won like blackjack oh oh but hold up the the dealer wasn't looking uh i wanted to count and then you did it again and you got you like lost that wouldn't count either what does count this is the real one i got the coin here do the coin flip let's start it activate activate the coin flip right now okay here it comes what do you think is gonna be what do you think it's gonna be here's time for you to predict those points don't do it yet hold on don't do it yet they haven't even predicted nobody's even bet any money i haven't um you see my hand that was it it's going down it's i have it in the exact spot i wanted it it's going down like that it's in the perfect spot in my hand you saw i flipped it ding gret and i'm about to slap it down it's the exact spot that it's supposed to be in play dramatic music this is starting to get really really sweaty and wet in my hand not a good feeling like i really want to let this go i really want to let this out of my hand right now you guys ready okay what does everybody think it's a 12 million to 11.2 million bets are off here we go congratulations to all the people that won 650 [ __ ] million dollars who won the most 23 million goes to sticky brick how come sticky brick is always the first person up here didn't they win weren't they in first place last time this is this is the same coin i made a like shitty twitter joke like four five years ago about i said this was the megazord ray ludwig you promised to last week yeah i did let's go but we have to look at subs first because there was a shitload of subs just being scanned there's so many names here there was so many subs almost breaking [ __ ] the la previous record so thank you guys it's completely i never expect [ __ ] like this and i don't i sometimes i don't know why how people still want to pay me this kind of money but um hopefully it's worth it yeah we'll go uh we'll raid ludwig what's he doing right now what is ludwig up to he's doing serial tier lists oh [ __ ] are you kidding me i gotta look at this for a second uh you click the subscribe button then you hit subscribe free super easy and uh and and yeah i'd appreciate if you double check to see if you have a prime and if you use it regardless of who it is does not have to be me i'll be una [Laughter] perfect timing oh that was funny just popping in seeing what he's up to you know and whatever any prime users uh all right well what i want to see the serials every goddamn zoomer can't have a conversation with them so that's so funny i can't get over that [Laughter] all right let's go let's go say hello i want to see what the serials he's doing he e don't raid the e beggar no ludwig's [ __ ] awesome how dare you speak of ludwig that way i will i'll see you guys tomorrow have a good night i'll see you soon [Music] [Applause] right now we got a neanderthal raid right at the very end and now we're jumping from you is that what happened are you guys baiting me all right well okay all right i just i thought we were gonna go we're gonna do some bouncing like we did with uh with dunkey the other day all right get that to 6k make me look good see you guys tomorrow

Channel: Skye4

Views: 89,913

Rating: 4.9465084 out of 5

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma, FEAR, Jerma FEAR, FEAR 2, Jerma FEAR 2

Id: sz7w4EPsVHg

Length: 130min 23sec (7823 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020