JERMA'S BREATH OF THE WILD ADVENTURE

villain here yeah maybe a little dude naked no armor run is this kind of like um all right should we make a make a running counter of okay try to do this without mentioning any from software game wait wait hold on hold on [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow don't I'm not gonna say it I won't okay if I make 10 Elden ring references this stream then I have to eat a bug on camera I'm not doing that do you guys remember the old Fear Factor [ __ ] whatever they were videos what what is going on I can't even stand it eating [ __ ] like live insects like what the [ __ ] what are we doing I it was horrible I couldn't take it like your pardon I do believe that is my baked apple you can't just go around taking whatever you please oh oh forgive me I could not resist pulling your leg please help yourself an apple a day keeps the doctor away as they say don't you they like uh it's a succulent fruit me I'm Ganondorf you see I'm gonna have a [ __ ] big Santa Claus beard on for the whole game and then I'm gonna take it off and at the end you're gonna be fighting me as Gannon there's an old fool who's lived here alone for quite some time I'm not getting Marie according to Legend This is the birthplace of the entire Kingdom of Hyrule or do I look like this that's right that'll be that'll be 500 because that was a cool magic trick and I didn't even ask you I didn't even ask you for money that'll hit thousand dollars please for that kind of personal show what happens when you die I got hit by that too how did I get hit by that oh cook turkey oh you can swim okay cool [Applause] hold on hang on I'm all right I'm okay I'm gonna be all right I just dropped in a a three foot deep pool I'm sorry [Music] maybe I can make a bridge [Music] what happened [Music] what the [ __ ] was that what was that I snapped my neck I was at the very beginning you seriously suck at this game dude I don't I've just started playing it a symbol of Courage given to those who have overcome the challenges of a shrine so what is it is like a currency thing and I mean that actually not like the joke from like five years ago by the way I have to put it inside foreign piece of [ __ ] yeah haha you found me you're not S2 but you can see me I didn't know your kind could see the children of the forest give this to hesto korok seed I think I've had to sneeze but okay I'm glad I got that out that's been sitting there for the last 45 minutes I swear to God wait take those pins away there's way too many how do I get rid of them orbital strike on that place [Music] this thing's already I touched one thing with it [Music] why'd you say why does it just explode okay I guess I'm gonna just loot your whole place somebody somebody really [ __ ] up in here [Music] get away from me foreign [Music] there has to be a Dodge [Music] I need a weapon so I can outrun it no I cannot actually stop telling me I can outrun it I have no I cannot fight this thing I don't have I'm definitely I don't have an item that I need to kill this yeah I need the ancient gear to make the ancient gear Arrow to shoot in the eye with the ancient gear arrow tip [Music] oh [ __ ] if I put this in the coin SWAT this is too complicated I quit now I take this and I probably put it into something over here right your resourcefulness and overcoming this trial speaks to the promise of a hero in the name of goddess hylia I bestow upon you the spirit orb that was not that hard [Music] the fact that nobody has stumbled in here and done this simple pick the ball up puzzle this is a this place is full of [ __ ] idiots and no one's come down here and done that oh the ancient trial where it's only the truest of Heroes can pick a ball up and put it next to this thing to blow up that's really not that hard uh it wasn't activated till you touched the tower you need the tablet all right but why make it so easy for me right if like if and you need the tablet to come in here shouldn't don't they want to have uh some barrier to make sure that the hero can actually do [ __ ] and not just have it be a simple pick the ball up puzzle if you want to make sure this guy's got what it takes you put a you you you put like a Griffin in one of these then you'll find somebody that you can [ __ ] really deal again you put like a [ __ ] Hydra at one in one of these and have it be a wall of sudokus before you get to that point you want the real hero you know how many Heroes would go down to the wall of sudokus there's like 5 000 sudokus and just be like I'm not gonna open this I'm out of here there's a Nintendo switch shirt you just pulled me out of the game so bad I'm now out of the game I've now this is I'm going to like a Zelda convention now this is no longer breath of the Wild what happened can't care anymore are there bees oh [ __ ] give me the money quick this body of mine isn't what it used to be recovering from bout of hard work takes a while if you're hungry you have an empty pot you can use to cook yourself a meal open your inventory grab hold of your ingredients and toss them in you want some cooked some [ __ ] poisonous mushrooms and oh two fishes an egg and spicy peppers and some [ __ ] honey how does that sound that sounds like a pretty good batch to me glazed Seafood bro egg Acorn spicy pepper and this ancient screw wait like why can I cook that all right um [Music] okay if they added a puke this would be it falling at a great hire if I came out of the menu and he just went just green sludge came out of his mouth what are these brush room over here a mushroom that can almost grow anywhere cook it before eating it's a temporarily increase your movement speed foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] looking at the security cam this guy [ __ ] dies right there I'm just seeing somebody looking at the security monitors oh hey somebody made it somebody got in yeah yeah another Adventurer I wonder yeah it was given the ice move and the guy throws a bomb against the wall it bounces off and [ __ ] blows the guys smithereen no that one didn't make it wait another 5 000 years the next one this is why you have a team guys The Wizard of Oz told us a long long time ago you get the guy that knows how to do the puzzles the guy that can dodge the ax with and they can kill things with melee weapons the strong one the smart one the the the Courageous one right we all can do something we let the smart one do the puzzles and then I get in there with the [ __ ] ax and start swinging that's the whole that we that we've learned this 100 years ago that's why you need a team I gotta have my song well of course Dorothy well what can you do well I can dodge it actually with a swift kick fall backwards and smoke a cigarette Consulting with the rain oh my god look what you can do physics physics physics Lincoln is finally time for me to tell you everything but first sign this non-disclosure agreement so you can't tell anybody about between me and you you bet your ass I can dodge it every weapon held in two hands if you only swung an ax yeah I talk about in that movie I how I can dodge everything and then I just get an arrow like through the temple like just go like yeah I just want the Boku the Boko bow whatever it is wasn't Boku a adult juice box do you guys remember that I don't know what he's saying go to a party and I got my choice of Coke or Pepsi this isn't right I want a Boku a seven fruit Blendoku I mean all this carbonation this is an adult juice box I don't want a belch anymore belching is for babies I mean it's my undeniable right as a man of the 90s to quench my thirst in my own way I want a Boku I've had it people invite me to a party I'm bringing my own Bookoo Boku fruit juice cooler from McCain why why do they have a belt of them I think you are now ready ready to hear what happened 100 years ago somebody said why does he sound hot and began Excavating large areas of land I'm going to gamelon long before we discovered several ancient relics protect me the hands of our distant ancestors [ __ ] you link I will eat you for dinner [ __ ] you the king Warriors [ __ ] you Ganon they always if they wanted to do something that they never said stringing together like six different consonants right so if oh I'm going to gamelon I definitely have seen videos of the spy from TF2 saying like my that night was none other than you link you fall when your feet took an unfortunate turn the shirt yeah this does not seem right link you must save Hyrule is he ever coming back excuse me why is this thing coming alive don't tell us how the [ __ ] dead what there's no Dodge I'm trying to do the I just want to do that all I want is my whole body to Lunge sideways and a flip just like why can't I do that oh I blew his leg off stop telling me about fruit stop texting me rumors I don't care stop texting me about stuff I don't want to see that stop Geno Blade Chronicles 2. I don't stop with these advertisement texts what what are you talking about what are you talking about why did I think that was Sprint I'm so [ __ ] confused why that happened hey put the [ __ ] phone down [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] how does that I'm done I'm [ __ ] done I'm believing I'm I'm okay I'm alive and live I'm fine I'm good bye I'm done I'm coming back later I'm not supposed to be here um this is like something you do like in 10 levels like 20 levels um that was such an over dramatic [ __ ] link please you could have gotten up five times there's no referee to give anybody a red card here please enough foreign what about the boat dude the boat does just as little [ __ ] damage the bow does less damage than that I'm supposed to come back here after this not stupid um no I want to pick up the item pick it up pick up the pick I want to do what I just did pick up the [ __ ] rock please I need to do this [Music] [Music] he [ __ ] dropped it that was Bugs Bunny level [ __ ] right there [Music] [ __ ] foreign I [ __ ] had it you saw it it was right there [Music] I have to do it I have to do it I'm not gonna leave till I do I don't care I don't give a [ __ ] this is the worst The Legend of Zelda place if you've ever seen in your life I'm [ __ ] done I'm done I'm done I'm actually done I'm not running [ __ ] you I had it it was the first try and I landed I rolled off like an idiot foreign oh my God how can one person be so such a fool all right I need to cook here we go cool right there are horses right here look at this little horse wow [Music] this person's sleeping [Music] why did I not did I did I why did I think that was ever going to be a thing that would work laughs [Music] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] what is that I just do I want to talk get back here come back back back I want to register this horse okay s2's Maracas this game is sick okay let me let me take a quick look let's see what I would rate this right now out of 10. I'd probably give it like a four a man hmm [Music] you have a chica slate could you be the hero my grandmother told me about what was his name Arnold it's that's not what I forgot it's bad but whatever ah yeah of course man hit up all the uh swag spots at the convention I got the God of War bow The Legend of Zelda sword the Hearthstone card pack trinket [Music] with the passage of time despite our best efforts in careful planning we underestimated his power in order to avoid making that great mistake again the princess left you these words free the four Divine beasts is what she said what the heck perked up a little bit on that one you must Infiltrate The Divine Beast that were stolen away by again 100 years ago and bring them back to our side or hold left trigger and step forward hold left trigger step forward and teleport across the entire game and kill the final boss in one swing dude you want a hit of my Jewel pod oh bro yeah let me see yeah hand it over man thanks dude all right cool this thing here that's on the ground don't stop doing that uh hey oh sorry hold on I gotta stuck on the door I got all this swag sorry goat butter oh goat cheese is so gross goat cheese is [ __ ] vile I honest to God I feel like everybody that eats people pretend to like goat cheese you pretend to like it I'm I'm so serious I will die on this hill goat cheese does not it tastes like dirt it tastes like dirt it tastes like dirt from the ground peep I swear to God people pretend to like goat cheese they don't actually like it they just like oh oh goat cheese is on that no you don't actually I know you don't like it it tastes like dirt goat cheese is one of those things that overpowers every single thing on the plate it is unbearable if there's goat cheese on something all you're gonna taste is goat cheese it's just gonna be that like like dirt like rotten dirt taste oh my God it's so awful well yeah pile it up on a cracker then yeah oh yeah goat cheese yeah oh goat cheese bro I love it oh dude I would I'll eat a ton of it on a cracker of course I will yeah right you eat McDonald's I'll take [Music] yeah just wait till McDonald's comes out with a burger with the goat cheese on it I swear to God it'll probably happen soon bro you literally drank urine when did I drink piss on stream when did I drink pee I drank pee on stream when it was the pee drinking stream event [Music] oh right right that's for an event though uh I was gonna tweet this but I didn't because it was kind of odd maybe I'll put the picture up here so I got these water quality test strips just to test the water it's like oh 16 and one test strips uh so I pissed on one for a joke and to see like what my like [ __ ] vitamin levels were and um it was kind of [ __ ] up there was a lot of lead in my piss is that bad I I just I got pissed on one and I just like shook it and I was like what and there was a little lead the lead indicator was really high is that bad no guys you guys have [ __ ] up this whole story oh let me I bought water okay this is I'm we're playing a game of telephone and I'm the only one talking how are you guys misconstruating this i got water quality test strips I peed on one the one that I pissed on said there was lead it was huge bright red like alarm LED wait I'm being told not to do this because is this TOS that is piss on this wait wait don't show don't show it's wet with piss is that TOs [ __ ] yeah actually I definitely can't show this there's like piss all over it yeah never mind you just don't like anything that doesn't have the most basic flavor profile I love fish I love salmon bass trout because there's another basic flavor profiles I'm a huge fan of of tuna fish I got that tuna steak the basic how basic is it's like as like a sea bass flavor are you talking about I actually hate sea bass I'm just pretending you have the diet of a brown bear one of the strongest most feared creatures on the planet hyper intelligent hyper strong can yeah what's your problem then who eats goat cheese oh the bear with the yeah the bear with the [ __ ] monocle with this goat cheese and caviar oh yes oh hmm what are you talking about meat potatoes and lettuce and [ __ ] gravy spinach and radishes and I'm alive and I'm human I like to eat too and I look at children what's happening what's happening if I don't [ __ ] kill every last money [Music] we're in trouble how do we how do I solve how do I fix this is it is there like a thing I can eat that like takes me the last bonfire how do I fix this oh [ __ ] oh this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad um I think we're in trouble I think we're in trouble [Music] is the horse still alive no we're still alive at least some of the horse is still alive what the [ __ ] Jeremy what the [ __ ] are you doing why did you do that I didn't want to press that [ __ ] button I'm actually pissed right now I'm pissed try Shield surfing I don't know what that means but it sounds cool my boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat oh man I still got it even these many years later who's he talking to my mom my mom's watching right now I have her extra right here he's my mom doesn't know how to use twitch chat so she chats right with but with text you text me and I use it as a chat what's the last thing she said don't listen to them sweetheart McDonald's is delicious we're a McDonald's family all the way through I never used to cook with goat cheese because it was disgusting cheddar cheese where it's at she said monk ass like five times before that I don't know what she meant help wait what's happening is this stuff on your cart do you have stuff in your cart what the [ __ ] is going on this isn't supposed to be hard he's got in one swing what do you mean it's not hard I die in one hit with my Nintendo switch polyester t-shirt on [Music] slide yeah no thank you foreign pretend to like this [ __ ] shitty game still thank you no it tastes good um unmute hey what's up uh back everybody just uh right I'm excited can we see more of your beautiful face it's here oh this is how this what do you want me to like pull my skin back what did she get you scared of this oh [ __ ] he's attacking another citizen now go on can I just go in and again can I just go and you can you can go in buildings in this game dude you need to keep that [ __ ] in I can keep it in no do you want to know what keeping it in means for me if I had to keep it all in after like an hour I'd be like this it would be insane I would explode there it is out of my [ __ ] way there it is man oh come on dude I was about to say something funny I was gonna say something funny how it's because I forgot all right if I fall off this and drown I'm gonna be very upset no I'm good I glitched it up but I have a breakfast uh yogurt it's not goat milk Greek yogurt is not goat milk it can be no it's not Greek yogurt is not made from goat cheese shut the [ __ ] up good why did I think I could reach that it's your fault for distracting me with your goat cheese so watch this [Music] yeah what the [ __ ] oh my goodness yeah I saw I saw the person I I yeah I saw it yeah you don't think I've read what people say sometimes about me somebody told me well maybe indirectly I don't know I heard that watching me play this was like watching an early human learn how to use tools for the first time it's kind of rude I think oh yeah how's that for [ __ ] a tool huh hey take that early human [ __ ] you God damn it all right lady info caught me up to speed you see we were told a young man holding a chica slate will appear and you must do all you can to help you'll be the hope that awakens from the Slumber of restoration his name will be link what's your name it's not my name my name is Fred I was fighting the urge so much to just go like yeah let's do a really loud annoying sheep sound you know I've done that once before I don't know I hope I'm not like putting in fake memories but didn't I do that on stream once and people get flipped out people were pissed people were like don't [ __ ] do that again like that was not funny actually was annoying I swear to God that happened just run if I can't Sprint it blows out if I Sprint damn it hold it up man I could have done that I could have held that up what what's going on what the [ __ ] is happening what is happening why is my why is this fire why why am I on fire The Arc I'm just walking I don't put the bow away I'm just walking just walk with the toy but I is this gonna blow out this does this blowout if I run all the way up there it's gonna be annoying everyone's gonna laugh at me but I'm going I'm losing my mind if I if I if anybody laughs at me for this I'm gonna ban you from my community okay I gotta go so far oh my God I have to go all the [ __ ] way up but I mean wrong way there's no weird glitch that I can go like like and fly like 100 miles per hour that way all right what do I get camera will you just unlock the camera app oh the ancient runes the ancient runes magnetism cryos thesis station camera app the ancient roots oh my God I hate this put it away whatever put it away what is this a picture of this is the same tree five times well you went to Disney on a slow day holy [ __ ] how the no people in these photos you make sure you save a slot to take a selfie with Ganon at the end of the game no I need to say 48 images so I can just be in front again in it and just go like this and just go snap snap snap into 50 [ __ ] pictures God where is he going look this there's like 17 000 people here you understand that collectively if you all say the same thing just the way the world works I can hear it I can sense it two or three thousand people at the same exact time just said the same sentence so it's been manifested I heard it I have a set of armor on and I'm dying in one hit you gotta upgrade the armor can you actually oh that actually can you upgrade the armor because that would be a huge deal you can okay that's really cool what's what's your problem what is your problem are you gonna go over and do that to this camp why are you just in a rage so many oh my god dude [ __ ] run don't go that far no no no no no no no no [Music] run run I didn't eat some apples that guy just [ __ ] everybody over [Music] no [Music] what a little [ __ ] that's not really hurting them by the way all right well I'm taking out the Guardian Sword for [ __ ] sake okay I'm doing this wrong I everyone's gonna make fun of me [Music] they're taunting me yeah they're all you're all doing a fortnight dance yeah you're all in a party I solo queued I'm sick of solo queuing okay so when it goes like he goes I dodged it you saw me jump in the air I [ __ ] dodged that everything is breaking against this person this is actually terrible I'm gonna break all my weapons everything's gonna break every weapon I'm I'm thought you had to interrupt it I thought I had to land on top of them to interrupt it oh my goodness oh beautiful um am I safe behind this I'm safe behind this right there's no there's no way I'm gonna be I'm all right behind this right am I dead [Laughter] shoot it in the face okay um do I have any more food I'm [ __ ] dude I don't understand wait you eat something quick I think I'm dead [Music] foreign [Music] I didn't know I didn't know when he was gonna shoot it okay I get it now it's over this time you have so bad it hurts I have never fought these things this is the first time I've ever fought one of these okay I got it thank you [Music] holy [ __ ] ancient battle ax plus no put this away I'm never I'm literally never using these until the last boss fight combat trial oh God another one of these it's another one of those Guardian things okay it's the same thing just do it again is that can I hurt don't I just blew up one of the things oh my God every button in my brain is remapped to Dark Souls R1 is attack R potion R3 is Dodge I mean is is it Vlog on I have Dark Souls brain I TR I pressed left I'm pressing left and Dodge why am I jumping backwards schedule our sucks the bricks is there every time you play sitting there like this I'm so paranoid about missing that foreign what was that oh my God he's doing that thing what's the strategy here what's the strategy here what's the strategy here just run in a circle just run in a circle just Parry it I'm not gonna Parry this I don't have the the scale for that Parry or run around I'm gonna run around [Music] dude everything's gonna break [Music] oh [Music] oh man that's a pretty good one ancient battle ax super double plus 60 damage a [ __ ] swing I got the diamond pickaxe I got the diamond sword I got the diamond hoe even I'm loaded I present you with a challenge in your travels you've relied on the equipment you found along the way here you must cast this equipment aside and face this trial with only your wits and whatever you can scavenge offer up the orbs to the three altars on this island only then will I acknowledge your skill and return your items wait am I stuck here what do I have to do what was the goal just survive on the island for a day he's got the ball on his neck wait a minute can I sneak onto him and like steal it no put it away put this away put this away put it out [Music] whoa what is that I just got something cool [Music] no no no no no I was going to climb the tree wait what's wrong with them what's going on why is he burning [Music] I just jumped into his [ __ ] God damn it oh my God game over I don't know I'm not supposed to be here this dude don't worry this game is like Reese's there's no wrong way to eat it there are wrong ways to eat Reese's I don't buy this like oh what I do wish I put my tongue and push it through and I take the middle out with my tongue and then I eat that and I'll just eat it normally there's a wrong way to eat a Reese Let's just eat it what I do is I I bite one half and then I put the other half in my pocket for two days no just eat the [ __ ] Reese's can you please do the get out of here get out of here come on get at it yeah sure for you it's your birthday ah hey man hey hey hey hey okay now get out of here come on get out get out of there get out of here go hey oh yeah get out get out of here get out of here get out of here get out of here get out of here oh I'm so bad at the game that I missed the opportunity to get uh Dark Souls yep I ordered Prince seiden of Zora's domain I'm searching for a Hylian found you go to the bridge okay they're really pushing this into my face they are shoving this down my throat right now they're just like pushed it's like they're just like hey go go go go there's a guy siding there he is go deciding go he's up there oh by the way I'm gonna go find him driving what what oh I said they're pushing it down if you haven't in my throat that's a saying laughs foreign Google that you could find yourself in a little bit of trouble I I just oh that oh God I got a warning it was like are you sure I'm like what I mean oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ what did I Google I just never mind it just forget it forget everything don't forget everything what's upside [Music] he's Googling part in the entrance I don't have to tell you what I typed in I know people question marked my use of that phrase and I was like what are you talking about so I typed it in Heroes path mode wait is this showing oh is this showing where I've been like these swivels what what happened here what happened here wasn't it the first area I teleported to this how many times did you guys die in this first like level one starter Zone this is not accurate this is not accurate what did I do is I [ __ ] drunk was I high what happened oh that's the stone guy right whoa what is that holy [ __ ] okay focus it oh look he's like Landing into my hand but get out [Music] what's that yeah oh yeah lock on cameras in every video game suck what's that yeah oh okay yeah Roger that [Music] oh my God don't blow me up [Music] downhill [ __ ] it's really screwing everything up there's a glancing glow I'm fine gotta get it back you know what I'm saying he's on the downhill track oh my God [Music] I win [Music] what did you drop topaz opal Amber oh oh we're rich wait people weren't betting again people were betting on me am I alive am I okay what was that don't get on Higher Ground what am I thinking duck put the metal away dude so what no uh uh I really am just a walking conductor aren't I foreign [Music] [Music] so I killed the boss it took me like 10 straight minutes to do that and after the boss dies I pick up all the items and then gets struck by lightning because I'm the Tin Man I have a bunch of pots and pans on me and I die instantly and then it didn't save I have to do it again you got killed by an act of God yeah I think that was not good five damage marvelous bow no thanks [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] seven yep seven get the other treasure now ah that thing sucked it was like a traveler's bow it was a third chest where it's in the wall that you stared at like a [ __ ] the wall that you were staring at like a [ __ ] [Music] I yeah I didn't sorry I didn't see this I no I didn't see it no I I no I didn't you did look at it you just didn't notice it and then in Brackets like a [ __ ] [Music] balls on the road this isn't Skyrim [ __ ] you can make that jump I know it's not Skyrim but it's come on no no I'm not doing it all right fine this is not a Shadow of Mordor which by the way what a great game I was about to just jump off and I thought for some reason it was going to be like no that's not how it works this is defense boost I think I'm just gonna eat this or maybe that's just the steak I'll be all right radish is a real this is great these are awesome don't eat those radishes don't eat them why not I'm a raw radish guy I don't want cooked radishes I want them raw I want them rinsed then I want to just cut the ends off and I want to put the whole just crunch the whole thing like a [ __ ] what's wrong with the raw radishes okay a raw radish is my favorite vegetable without a doubt this is boomerang I just I'm standing get out of the water get out of the water out of the water out of the water out of the water out of the water stop sliding down the mountain oh my God I I dropped something what was it should I drop a shield I severely overestimated how far I had to shoot that Scott this water is electrified it will kill you if you stand within five feet of it all right push push stuff the goal is to get the balls I don't know I'm gonna check this place out first there it is okay so I gotta get that ball into like you can definitely climb that I think there was like there was no way you can't get up there oh I have to get one of these okay all right first up all right again for some reason I thought I had to get that one in there and not any of these ones give me that give me that give me give me that give me that give me that [ __ ] thing foreign [Music] stop before I don't get hurt I mean this is going to work it's gonna go in there and it's going to work [Music] why did it explode no no no I know but hold on no you [ __ ] idiot get out of the way there it is I'm just starting up whatever this I'm doing this the wrong way but okay confirm I don't care if you back seat but confirm I have to get one of those balls in there to drop the other ball or is it just get the ball at the top that's Orange in there the ball at the top in Orange the only one that's supposed to go in there is that correct or Joe we have to get one in there to make the ball drop I got it okay so you have to get this out of here you know what would have been a smart idea was to just walk up here I didn't even check to see if I could even go up here I should have just walked up here I looked up and I was like oh yeah I don't know about that that's true yeah I think I have to do what am I doing just go walk up and look oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm fine [Music] no no no this way this way this way okay that should be fine right [Music] that's like an ungodly amount of time [Music] all right what's the score IGN yeah some puzzles are harder than others for people some look so maybe maybe I'm better at the combat stuff than you maybe I'm better at some of the other puzzles than you maybe you're better than me at some of the other puzzles but you aren't though if that's you saying that ah you must be the highly in that sidon brought here correct you did well to come all the way here you are the Hylian Champion link they're not tell me you've forgotten me Highland Champion you can't mean the link that champion so that's where I've heard your name before what a fateful coincidence that we should cross paths I heard a terrible rumor that you had fallen in combat but it appears you managed to survive extraordinary I've been sleeping but first is it worth noting how remarkable is that to you I can't I can't again I can never say your name right [Music] speak so ask a highly in for help I had a very thought of it curls by Finch muzu it's rude to speak that way to your king and his guest link is here because I invited him with such unprecedented rainfall we have no choice but to rely on the aid of a trustworthy Hylian have we not already discussed this and arrived at that very conclusion of later just been mercilessly spouting water into the air as a result this area has been plagued by heavy rains can I flip them I'm gonna flip them they think it makes more sense to me to put it to flip these Sora Water and Air Irish water so you would not think this will Beast quite so critical of a problem I fear immense damage will befall not only Zora's domain but also the area Downstream from us yeah Hylian lives are in very grave danger what is this place like Bill Clinton herself instructed you to board a Divine reason if he's from within so then princess Celta is still alive yes in Hyrule Castle I don't have a voice for Link Link do not let his words concern you I will work this out with muzu I shall return shortly oh here we go okay I'm gonna head downstairs real quick there we are these are steep stairs episode what so Calamity Ganon does in fact return what can we really do we just don't seem to know much about what we'll be up against all I'm saying is I mean you give me a full suit of armor a dagger and three grenades and I would do it I'd be fine and and like five bologna and cheese sandwiches and I would I would save the day here do not mistake me for a fool Hylian there's no way you remembered her just now when it is most convenient huh in any case without any solid proof I cannot possibly take you out your word seven full lucky for us we have proof then go ahead and show muzu the Zora armor my father gave you wasn't he in the room wait wasn't this guy in the room when I got the armor that's the Zora armor from before made that by hand and it fits you perfectly what is the meaning of this now you understand do you not now you know who her heart belonged to and who she made this special armor for oh my goodness how could it be another men's small no way it's impossible there's no way I'll be able to carry you on my back that's what Prince satin said to me that's kind of ruined of them daily voice acting how about this one I got if I'm gonna do some voice acting why not let's help with this one I told her the Hylian who stole lady we far away thanks come wandering in here like the pattern what business do you have after all these years whatever the voices can I do oh how about you I gotta help this dude voice acting pardon me up could you please get out of the way what do you have to say what was it again I'm just kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding there were two huge raids that just that came in raid song there you go can we please get a zoinks like Sonic scoob I [ __ ] banned that for I actually banned that person for like an hour because they just made me do that and I [ __ ] hated it that's good right they're gonna find this on my dead body oh my goodness you almost killed me in one [ __ ] hit all right two and a half minutes of mid-level Defense boost let's go foreign I'm gonna break every weapon on this guy this is actually bad isn't it these are all my cool weapons what if every single one of them breaks I'm all right okay okay I'm okay got him look what I did right I have to prove that I did this okay otherwise how can I wait well you didn't even kill it is it a shock arrows equipped I have I want my strong bow Knights bow equipped I'm ready to do this let's go full speed it's up to you ward off the attacks are you ready Divine Beast varuda will undoubtedly use its ancient laser and that includes hurling giant ice blocks I haven't even watched that ice how do I how do I stop the ice [Music] it's one I made him hit his head oh [ __ ] [Music] oh [Music] help help help what the [ __ ] got them all now it's time what an absolute thrill er do I have my five bologna sandwiches three grenades and a dagger oh and I got an iPod just give me an iPod with like the entire Bill Burr podcast on it arrows every episode I'll be I'll be good I need to go this way oh wait what's this oh this game this this can be manipulated oh this can be manipulated do I have to get inside oh I know what to do now you're thinking I don't know why I went like this now you're working with gas why did I like tilt my head this way I know I said give me three grenades what would I do what would I use them for I would go through all five sandwiches and just be starving in here and be like I should have asked for more sandwiches why did I bring the grenades [Music] Ancient Ancient core I'm all right all right whatever this is It's Time to fight it so I'm gonna use my Guardian Sword let's go all right [ __ ] you whatever you are [ __ ] you you [ __ ] blooming onion let's go why are you taking a picture of me what oh take a picture okay yeah yeah no that's a terrible photo of that get up he's about to talk to the water link stop being such a slug I already took a picture wait they're doing it because the frame lag protect yourself stop talking [ __ ] backseat Andy over here Take This calamity again so I'm dry I am dropping claims you're right I thought you were saying like take a picture take another I thought I got the photo wrong what a bad time for Rams to drop it's horrible so this thing is now back under our control you think Calamity Ganon is looking out the window right now oh no [ __ ] Cannon's gonna be in the tower and just be looking out the three you did four you'll never get three more [Laughter] it was hard to hold that because he's doing the doggy paddle this what is this Zelda boss has a puzzle you have to blow off his leg and then you have to like go inside of his bone marrow and like hit him in the bone marrow and

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