The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survivor in Vegas - Jerma Streams Dead Rising (Long Edit #2)

[Music] like i can't believe this zombie's been over it wasn't a zombie [Music] day 1 57 level three whatever it's done holy [ __ ] this is like literally the beginning of the game oh my god okay so speed run time holy [ __ ] uh save the game every 15 minutes all right welcome everybody hope you're having a good day is there a way i can turn the telephone off i've already seen this all right we're speed running this holy [ __ ] i did i did not realize that it was this big of a deal i just know there's no auto save or anything there's no restart from like check no it's just it's just up remember this game's like 12 years old all right again all right all right let's go let's go oh my god this is awful this is really bad i did okay i didn't realize how awful this was this is this is like a catastrophe but it's not i'm fine everything's gonna be fine it wasn't that bad i know exactly where i'm going back up for bread no i know there wasn't an auto save but i didn't realize that like it it wasn't it was gonna oh i don't know i thought i could like potentially start it like where i have no idea this game is hardcore so we're going to treat it that way how did you even grab me that's why what do i understand where did you even come from what all right back up for brad let's go photo guy photo quest all right i'll get where was that up top i don't remember i'm so disjointed right now i'm like right now i am so miserably sad but i'm bottling it up i just drank it i just gulped it down it's gonna come out as diarrhea in like [ __ ] four hours but let's go let's go let's go we're good we're good we're good we're good hey what's going on man yeah i can take photos i'm going to get it immediately first try i'm saving the game literally i want everyone to scream in this chat like i wanted to only say save the game every 20 minutes i'll be able to get through this very quickly okay here we go take a photo look at all these cool things awesome huh show me your skills got it nice huh that's no good man got you okay cool food some pies what oh no no no no no no cool paul cooper he's gonna do the cool pose here it is no i [ __ ] didn't i didn't mean to press x all right here we go one two three take it and perfect i did it wrong it's gonna be right when he pumps his fist don't run away no we're not i'm not reliving the same thing that just happened please god i don't want to do the whole thing again i just want it's right when his fist goes down we just did this like this whole stream ah do it what are you doing i'm just reliving the same day take it oh yeah great fantastic that's not it's a diff that was a different pose oh you got to be [ __ ] kidding me this [ __ ] groundhog day give me a break okay please do it nice one fantastic got it over here old man [Music] oh my [ __ ] dog fantastic get the kick yeah it's like it's a half it's like a tenth of a second it's 3 000 points okay good see you later okay bye [ __ ] damn it man i already did this why did i not i'm just i'm gonna make a post-it note that says like no no then i have to do this stupid-ass mission again nice one fantastic what is what the [ __ ] why man oh yeah great fantastic that was perfect he's covering his face cool good [Music] well it's in focus thanks save the game now where's their save point i want to say point now right now there's a bathroom where's the bathroom oh what the why is that not the default oh god it's no it's first floor okay first floor go down bathroom first floor let's go all right brad you're gonna have to just wait a minute i'm gonna do this correct all right bathroom where's the where's the bathroom not that way not that way where is it it's behind me it's just behind me and what up the stairs it's all the way down what do you mean blind i couldn't see through here what are you talking about all right we're good all right here we go brad i'm ready all right so i gotta remember it's across from bachmann's book porium oh all right that's the comedy thing i didn't know that all right let's go brad god damn it i'm so sad i'm so sad my words get described by sadness any bosses yet i think there's been two but we've rewound an hour and 40 minutes i blame uh i blame what was her name lucy i had two guys that had like weapons and then they both died because we were rescuing lucy from the jewelry store and then i can run my car i'm going to be under leveled under leveled wait this is my opportunity this is a new timeline so i can try the the i'm just a flamethrower new timeline all right how do you work it you have to hold x okay guys okay good i'm making up for the last pp that i had there's a knife i need that knife another one the knife with the knife right there just i just don't waste bullets just grab the knife all right i'm up it's only 67 hours left okay i have some extra pp get through oh you [ __ ] come on no don't food court here we go all right i'm ready i'm not gonna screw this up i'm just gonna win don't just fire fire fire fire fire i have two guns you can't even hurt it you can't even hit him he's unhittable until he stands up all right ambo rad ammo holy [ __ ] wait that's fun [Music] hold on that's fun that's fine i'm gonna do that you know this is actually gonna be a good thing because i'll beat him quickly [Music] okay i didn't hit him with any what the [ __ ] was that almost dead almost did it's okay sorry don't worry i would say all right all right all right don't be [ __ ] greedy and cocky here he'll just in case [Music] it's it's this it's this it's the success ringing of the telephone it's like leave me alone why would i answer this phone call right now ammo please okay thanks for the tip right i know about scoops cool great can i have ammo hello hello hello what was that why did somebody just like tap into my [ __ ] phone [Music] okay somebody just muted my stream and then unmuted it this game is freaking me out okay go where's the save point right here there are sanity effects in the game that's not true okay save point right here out bang of right there's a place called flexsim you got it done i have almost officially caught up with myself okay i have weapons i'm gonna try to save everybody now i think i'm just gonna leave lucy where are they at do i even have that data i do they're right here okay all right guys come on out no no no no no no no no no no no get they're in a different store they're in this store right here they have food in here too i need these two okay this guy freaks out i remember oh [ __ ] okay let's go give me your food everyone's all good all right aaron let's go good join the party bert thompson has joined [Music] i'm taking all the food okay you take this all right now you take yeah uh you take dumbbell okay give me the bath i got you no you idiot why don't you eat those here take the come here you have to get out of the way those are my rice crispy treats all right fellas you ready no give me that you got it roger you give me this i well it doesn't matter let's go bert aaron any time though did you block you they've rebarricated the door you idiots idiocy at its finest here oh my [ __ ] god i just ate get out of the store please all right come on we're gonna get nice job aaron or bert what about leah i don't care is it food in here it's a restaurant there has to be food in here cooking oil no here we go orange juice drink the cooking oil i'm not gonna drink good we both made it here we are both here everyone here found somebody in the jewelry shop oh did you oh just missed it so she's looking for somebody just missed it or she called earlier i know i know i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes yes i know i know i know i know it's you get separated from the kid i know it's bad aaron it's my baby i know okay yep yes okay we'll help you come on um sure come on i'm not gonna let you die here all right and three two one action how do i get out of here thank you very much guys how do you [Music] okay it just trapped in here he's just face palming get away from the counter come on stop i trapped him follow me ah i'm gonna scream does she not know how to climb how do i get her out of here let's go follow me you guys the ones that have the weapons fellas oh my god what are we doing here are they seriously stuck there they are follow me follow me brad i'm i traded the [ __ ] go over there you go over there and stay over there i can get there in time where the hell are they come on where are they follow me where are they he's just falling come on let's go this way me to me to me this is unfucking believable i'm gonna throw a sofa in there back to our chair or something i'm gonna get trapped in here can i pick him up how do i just punch that's why come this way this ai holy [ __ ] you guys are brainless finally brad bert you got up i wonder all right good nice work everybody now move don't care go come on through you can do it you can do it you can do it come on i got orange juice when you're done give me that weapon betray oh me heal with the orange juice all right let's go let's go out down down leia's being attacked i swear to god if i die here i am going to [ __ ] throw them throw them what's wrong with me he's he's got his hands on his [ __ ] hips this is unfucking believable who cares this is on i i they won't listen to me they got stuck behind the kiosk in the jewelry store and they wouldn't come off oh no the original timeline is happening now and they would have had full health i don't care [ __ ] it [ __ ] idiots couldn't figure out how to walk over a jewelry counter [Music] should've just left you you're supposed to drink the orange juice bert okay this bathroom save point is behind me i think we just have to get through this reload all right for somebody else to get stuck in a store and then two people die or one person dies i'm not doing another reset there we go here we are done temporary agreement let's talk i'm at entrance plaza yes i am we're safe for now take what you need from the clothing store you got it all right um here bert give me that drink that give me this oh it's cooking okay whatever for i don't know why my brain is like this i thought that said one of seven killed in the corner uh okay i am gonna go and get some fresh clothing we have to go we have to walk all the way around save the game but i where's the i don't even know what the save point is we just have to have to just go there just follow brad he doesn't know if only there was a map yeah but the save points are like here look okay so if i go up this i guess i could i have to go this way so now i am going this way i can i can save i'm saving the game i can't even go this way i'm going to piss my pants speaking of pissing no i i everyone was like you got it you have to just do the thing you have to go the right to go this way go to the running guy icon on the map i mean what what the [ __ ] does that do and there's a save point right here otto otto's in here with me okay where's the save point it's right here all right let's just flex him make it deflection all right let's go move it jesus no you know what aaron you come over here give me that bat you're useless with that thing oh my god you are so useless just go ahead stand there these guys are so bad give me your back give me the bat you take the cooking oil no i wanted to take your take the cooking oil i don't care what you do with it just [ __ ] off all right flex them time to save the game guys are they dead no they're standing around circles bumping into stuff look at this look at their icons follow me all right where you guys at i'm there's only so much i can do you guys just walking into stuff like do these guys just die like why why is this so difficult oh [ __ ] the both of you what is going on right now frank i need help over here frank frank oh i'm just walking into walls frank frank frank help me oh [ __ ] you bert a waste of time oh my god god damn it man doesn't make any [ __ ] sense well i did now i have no one before i had leia what is it frank you're in the food court yeah okay try mixing different food in the blenders what are you talking about mix the food in the blenders okay i don't see a blender uh another store maybe i'll check another store taco shop right here i mean a coffee shop would have a blender wouldn't it oh is it blender okay um examine juice power insert two food items into a mixer and you can create your own original juice concoction different colored juices possess different properties and effects so um i need to get different i just came up juice quick step what hold on i all right so is this just temporary this is just temporary thing right that's cool i'll figure out some stuff to do later mixed drinks will fully heal you okay that's cool this stuff is super useful um i'll have to figure that out later when i have more health put corn in there oh wait what's this yogurt okay yogurt yogurt and ice pops what'd i get a quick step cool all right i'm good get off the counter all right i gotta go this is prank space friday machine in wonderland pizza looks like it's out of control maybe there's somebody out there go there i'm just gonna let it talk it's i know it's a pie i know let them talk about the phone okay uh you're using the dumbbell as a phone use the quick step all right i'll save sophie maybe not should i do quick step what does it do obviously it does holy [ __ ] that's unbelievable oh my god this is the best thing ever selfie come here let's go in there can you run as fast with me take one what hope do i go faster yeah i can't just take holder and just drag and run all right ladies and gentlemen we have made it to the portion where i've had to rewind to now people dance this is kind of a people dance isn't it all right where's the safe save point is to the left and down the hall um just go to the whatever all right now i gotta go to the save the safe zone wash my hands there's no time for that i'm sorry guys but in a scenario like this you're going to wash your hands you're not going to go to the bathroom to pee you're just going to go over there and just piss all over the wall as fast as you possibly can you still going to use the bathroom not washing hands is exactly how a zombie apocalypse starts but if it's already happening then there's no it's already over got it you killed them whoa what a the plot is developing right in front of us there's a zombie playing host to a queen parasite in every large gathering of zombies defeat that zombie and get your hands on the queen to use it as an item queen infected zombie capture the queen so they're the ones with the the red eyes found a couple of survivors in the bookstore in wonderland plaza what was that thing they looked japanese probably taurus okay all right let's go i brought somebody i got a survivor oh queen get out of the way it's got display just puked in my mouth hold on i want to get a good one of that turn around and do a big shove and action turn around and shove the zombie go for it she just pushed me follow me every time i put the camera down give me the queen i'm taking this oops do i get money if it's a fake person what if it's just abandoned sophie richards i can't believe those maniacs killed him i never got a chance to tell how i feel very good escort complete level seven reached nice all right this is the next part of the game how much money would it take me to save everybody this wouldn't happen all right that's the first case completed the next case will occur at 6 00 a.m oh man what time is it okay so i got some time all right i need to save the game then i have to pee let's go pee on the wall quick all right i'll be right back i was gonna pee okay crisis averted all right so i have i have some time should i go for it no you can't even do it what about like food and [ __ ] don't they leave stuff lying around very much didn't wash hands i didn't have time to do that there's jeff and natalie see i'm saving people i'm not doing terrible uh photo out of control all right japanese tourists let's go i have time otis stop calling me okay let's go back down no well that's kind of how can you guys still use the elevator kill kill them kill them i'm trying how do they all get down here saw somebody in the north plaza he was leaving the supermarket yup he was in a real panic something must be after damage don't hang up on me oh just i'm just otis can you and i can i just keep the line open just keep your phone turned on i'll keep my phone turned on you can just talk to me anyways here's what i was saying go ahead say what you need to say in the north plaza leaving the supermarket right he's in a panic i know something's after good cool is this the shoes i need like i need a new costume i can't just have a parish like sneakers germa you're otis's only friend well whatever i i can't be i got stuff going on i got stuff to do i can't just take every one of your phone calls canton berries new shirts new anything i need anything else besides this t-shirt no here we go sure all right what are we at let's see what we got going on here uh there what's this question mark what's that mean question mark does that mean the person's here why is there a question mark over here whoa book engineering the act of holding a book is enough to activate its properties different books have different effects pp gain from photography or defeating zombies is increased and learns skateboarding or cycling tricks or valuable skills that can make the escorting of survivors easier some books have an effect on other items in your possession items affected by these books are marked with a book icon restore the power of food consumption is boosted with a heal plus multiple books can be held in tandem to further increase the bonus items covered in a book's contents experience an appreciable increase to the durability so what engineering engineering press x on the book uh hold on item plus hold on to tools and construction related items three three times as long okay so tools and construction items what is that what counts as a construction item there's a knife and i have a tool oh great these guys again quick step not a bad idea it's actually kind of to the beat of the song holy [ __ ] i they came out of nowhere no oh my god bad bad bad [ __ ] oh that hurts that hurts no come on this is [ __ ] this is actual [ __ ] get it thank god this is a tool right okay where are these tourists this way it'll be marked with a purple book icon oh that's cool okay we're looking for the tour frank you're in wonderland plaza the most popular attraction is the space rider roller coaster the i can't move i can't move i can't move i can't move all right who made the roller coaster tycoon ride well you can't get off of it is somebody on it that's really fast all right we're the tourists oh well i need to get something from here run like the wind shoe store i gotta get this shirt off i've had the same shirt on the whole game this is a default clothing all right sporting goods hanger worthless tennis racket no all right here we go skateboard oh skateboard i can use it how do i use it okay you can just use the skateboard this is awesome that's all i can do all right tourists here comes another one hello can you get hey hey easy talk hello how do we can i talk oh wait what's this book does this one do learn to speak rudimentary japanese hey i can listen wait i'm different not one of them who are you frank photograph taker journalist damn it are you go safe what someone there oh [ __ ] hold on how do i just attack without drinking can i use the ball i need something to throw i need something anything this is just an apple what is this what does this do hold on to edged weapons three times as long i need to reload the japanese one all right give me the register no not this give me the register somebody's he's gonna die one zombie is gonna kill this guy move think seriously first friend what kind of journalist would come here for a story there's clearly something wrong with this man wait i know japanese she'll hear you i can i can i know japanese don't worry his japanese sucks he won't understand we can't very well stay here by ourselves can we let's just follow him for now but remain suspicious of his tricks this is all your fault of all the places to vacation why are you so keen on this dump what the other one who said it would be a good time so are you gonna follow okay what's this what is this book skateboarding okay i got a skateboarding book you coming i need the japanese book don't i talk more than once i don't have an option to because i i don't i don't have the japanese book on me anymore i can't talk where the hell is the japanese book there it is okay come here there we go come no come decide quickly please fantastic pardon our rudeness here she'll go got it all right they both joined i guess i was dead here take some snacks how many sloths do you guys have come here here roger i need to get rid of this like seriously i i you know i know what this does by the way i remember watching somebody play this like 10 years ago and i know it doesn't it's like a grenade all right i'm going to bring um let's see what time is it 1 30 after six to do i can only do what do i have here image in the monitor we're gonna go back i'm gonna take him back it's time to save save yes save the game uh anywhere i can do this where's the nearest save point i have to go down and then behind [Applause] learning jeff wait there's a gun wait i probably need to talk to him again the one thing that's actually kind of hard for me to get used to is how left trigger is not aim gun left trigger is aimed camera right trigger is aimed what the [ __ ] did i just do good all right are you guys still seriously coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming y'all just stare at him let's follow go you can make it i know you can weapons we can't use like shoes for weapons how many shoe stores does this mall have like half of the stores or shoe stores here you take the gun all right where's that save point just dropped me the head thanks okay let's see where am i going here food court and then there's the save point and then i have to get back over here so i can't uh okay roller coaster roller coaster i gotta save these two they'll still be on the ride don't worry look at my watch out of control there's still plenty of time roller coaster is a shortcut well i'm already almost there like i'm going to the safe point over here you get grabbed really easily by these people just cover yourself with [ __ ] butter you'll be fine are they all right i give you a gun and a knife and you guys can't even handle yourselves come on thank you shoot me again i have no help this is horrible i need to go get i need to go like a restaurant or something all right the gym is right here all right cool i'm gonna get this you know what [ __ ] it i think i know what this does let's do it that is what it does i knew it okay i'm dead i'm dead wasted the bees i don't care hello did you guys not make it bro you guys are [ __ ] useless i'm just gonna let everybody die who cares they just stand there and let the zombies hit them you know the amount of times that you've cupped your hand to say help me you could have shot the gun five times you guys have weapons use them let's go go go go over here are you close enough holy sheep [ __ ] i have to clear a path for them to walk in a straight line oh [ __ ] the both of you come on here i want you to have a drink i'm certain i would do better in a zombie apocalypse than everybody in this game like 1 000 a million percent positive you know who cares don't have i don't want you to have a weapon you definitely wouldn't you have no geography physics intuition whatsoever are you actually saying that in a video game when i'm walking around a mall that i don't know how to like drive my car around this the city that i live in what wait where the [ __ ] are we going right now what is going oh it's on this way all right i've got to stop like [ __ ] fighting chat i'm dead yeah guys during the zombie apocalypse i'm just gonna get up and sprint as fast as i can and ram my body into the wall and knock myself unconscious and die that's what's gonna happen we'll let that be the cannon i'm so sick of babysitting these two i'm multi-boxing on three accounts right now my [ __ ] god what are you letting him do this for perfect jesus christ just run and call them that's what i was doing follow me come on come on follow me come on follow me come on follow me over there follow me no not you the guy follow me we're dead we're [ __ ] dead i are you serious i have to go through the oh we're dead we're dead there's no way it's just run go go stop running into walls you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] there's no way i'm gonna make this back there's no way not a chance at hell they're both dead what a waste of time this one jesus christ you gotta be kidding me i need a shortcut how do i unlock a short oh my god uh how the hell am i gonna do this with these two do the roller coaster shortcut so you're saying go back to the i don't think this is humanly possible to get these guys across with what i have right now go to the gun store and get a gun so i have to leave these guys to die because they just stand around and die everyone got mad at me when i used it last time i'm gonna use it oh he's dead kill me so i can redo this oh my god it's such a mess help help me hey you're still alive over there crossing the gym is home depot all right i'm going to go to home depot come this way get in here both of you follow me come on go come on here take one of these i can't get this to you [Music] is it already broken give me a head all right that's right this is this this come on oh my god we're [ __ ] okay i need to have weapons here i've got a skill up for this i dropped it everything i have is [ __ ] broken okay i need to fill up on [ __ ] what do we have here toolbox propane 2x4 i really really need health only god knows what the hell that is all right then we need to go let me look at the map so there's a save point here okay everyone keeps telling me to go to the guy that's running go to the go to the instant message logo am aim logo okay i'll do it it's like every time i look over here everyone's yelling at me to do this let's go to the instant message logo bang a left and then bang a right i need help i'm gonna die [ __ ] god damn it this guy with the gun keep shooting me he shot me like five times what don't you give me this debated [ __ ] [ __ ] now what do i do i'm in trouble okay i have to go heal oh boy i'm in trouble i don't remember this game being this difficult don't please i don't did they increase the amount of enemies on the screen in like the pc version maybe it's because i've been throwing cds of people well they're just dead i can't there's no there is no physical way i can save those people um i'm dead so uh what have we learned we've learned that this was a mistake to come this way and i'm gonna go the other way and uh go to the roller coaster that's my only option at the moment i don't even care if these guys die i'm gonna go get a weapon yeah good luck good luck [Applause] i think i'm wasting too much time trying to take care of every single person i come across when no [ __ ] way you they just died who cares good luck i wish you the best i kind of want the gun back though here you can have this what no there's a gun give me the gun i'm going to get heals holy [ __ ] i'm not going to shoot this guy well the other guy was just standing and let letting the zombies [ __ ] punch him in the face that's been what the survivors do this whole game is please hurt me good anyone there did he not make it you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] them i don't care i'm not gonna need that book anymore okay here we go hey i'm at the roller coaster what's here [Music] a short cut on the roller coaster i just want to make sure everyone we understand that's everyone told me to do i'm never listening to the chat ever again do i have to fight this guy so i have to kill this guy whoa i'm gonna okay run him over run him up with the car run over the car got it i already figured it out i already know what to do i win what [Laughter] i did it technically [ __ ] i'm all the way back here not good not good nice shot all right i can keep you guys both around will they help me during this okay both of you come on we got some drinking dude oh no don't worry i'll take care of it you idiot here drink drink drink drink drink you can do it all you have to do is walk up the stairs it's really easy just walk up the stairs you guys are just bait just break the wine follow me okay here we go i need to get prepared for this though is there anything else down here there's probably something i can take like a better this is this dyed my hair it's not is that too now it's not tuber here just cause you said that i have to change it back there it is okay all the way down here we're gonna save it finally you guys have a shred of intelligence the maintenance key to open these [ __ ] i'm in a much better position with this health though you're gonna die in two hits yeah i know but at least i'm gonna die in two hits good swimming through this guy so now the game is saved is it worth it should i okay i'm going up there you can be the one that shoots i'm just gonna trail him around handgun handgun handgun okay cool all right all right all right here we go wait everybody take a hang up take one we're gonna do this together look if we light him up he can't do anything if we fire three guns at the same time he's dead i don't care if you miss you're at least a distraction so where am i i just have to run back here i'm gonna light him up here we go shoot up he's flocking he's blocking everything wait is he coming oh shoot him you can't shoot him what's that oh whoa whoa what is that what's that what's that what is that oh i stand up what happened oh did you shoot the balloon follow me follow me follow me follow me follow me shoot the balloon oh no shinji shoot them shinji don't you have a gun shinji [Applause] shoot something oh sorry give me your gun oh balloon follow follow run run run run run run run run run run run shoot him he was going with the tip he was going in with the dumbbell for the last hit that would have been i freaked out at least i got him that was horrible hardest boss in the game psychopath defeated follow me guys no no no no no don't run away small chainsaw you obtain the id card okay excellent work you two were worth saving and let's go home get on the ride oh no who's this he just looks over and goes greg any of the survivors around yes there are and three of us i'm sure everyone's in the security room it's safe there we have to go secure him i know a shortcut there this way come on is so much better imagine playing the game with anything but this wait there's some sass there hold on fantastic uh i don't i will this instantly kill greg i'm so scared to accidentally kill somebody i will instantly kill somebody if i hit them don't walk into me please this way this thing's going to break it's going to break you have another one yeah but should i save it oh [ __ ] it made it everybody do i have everybody just head through here and we're already at paradise plaza nice shortcut huh follow me what do you what do you mean head through here oh oh [ __ ] okay bathroom okay let's come on let's go okay he's fine i kind of i just i got him at the end no somebody's caught who is it come on shinji again you're killing me sinji you're killing me with this [ __ ] it's always you it's always you always be better oh my god no stop standing still get over here come on you idiot oh you're gonna get me killed don't shoot me with the gun in fact give me the gun here you take the knife you take the dumbbell okay give me the gun all right i feel much safer now god i just i would move but i just don't have any help come on good elevator somebody somebody get this guy get in there over there get in there get in there get in there get it there get it get it there get it they get it they get it they get it just press the button oh my god that was horrible get up here nice jump i got three survivors i feel good about this i did it i'm honored that you helped me please accept my home of gratitude got him both escort complete 90 000 pp hell yeah save that's what i'm going for right now that was my whole body just hurt that elevator opened no more puny inventory oh thank god start next mission image in the monitor the zombies bizarre places i doubt the professor's going anywhere until morning not this one i might need to spend the night here yeah no no okay i what did i just do that with like 30 seconds remaining what's going on anyway okay before this whole thing started someone called the professor and told him to come to this mall jacked the line did you so was this the caller this guy here they've got something to do with the zombies don't they [Music] they're the reason we came here and if he gets away with dr barnaby none of our questions brad it's just a screen that's that's not really uh that's early here case two yeah let's save it all right rescue the professor okay i can do this now look at this inventory i feel so great oh my goodness look at that it's so much better i can't even get rid of the book i don't need this right yeah i can't even throw a book over a [ __ ] pencil so let's do this rescue the professor how did that [ __ ] happen to me when i first came in here oh there's always calling sorry otis i'm all right so i've got photo challenge wherever that is and then now the professor one has to happen now all right fine frank looks like the shutter leading to the entrance plaza is open now maybe the guy dragging the old man around opened it anyway you can get to the entrance plaza through paradise plaza now well that's great look at that oh okay you're gonna turn to a pair of pants you're actually gonna help me this time frank that's not a sniper rifle ah [ __ ] that's right it's the professor if we don't do something the professor's gonna end up zombie challenging oh great this is gonna be wonderful i'm going for it you just worry about staying alive got it good i'm coming to save you part of me look i'm blocking his vision good strategy all right barnaby i'm here here catch actually i need those i need this i see the rope no that was really really really bad um can you get off me thanks for the help dude appreciate it nice work imagine turning around as brad and seeing this you would have no time to even react to this you'd be like what what do you do no stop it man it's wrong holy [ __ ] brad what he's holding like a 50 caliber sniper rifle like this oh my god that's awful brad just brad you take some coffee creamer bread so i need to just go up there and kill but yeah i guess you guys both suck i i ran over to the professor i thought i had to like cut them loose it's an early 360 game of course it's janky that's all right oh and the game came out like 12 what 10 12 years ago more than that like 14 years ago okay wonderland let's grab the chainsaw there two up here or just one oh actually i want these [Applause] bingo all right now let's go i can cut through here can't i is it how much fall damage is there in the game a lot how much is there barely any all right chainsaw a knife and then i want a bunch of food okay spot of two people hold up in one of the shoe stores in wonderland plaza i can't do that right now i'm sorry all right i have four full heels a knife a gun and a chainsaw i'm ready make some quick step not a bad idea why do i keep getting the same ad for nerf ultra every single ad they still make nerf guns all right we're gonna do yogurt and popsicles we'll make like two nerf or nothing they've still been using that same slogan too what about milk milk and yogurt that's like all right running out of space here come on yeah come on just make it so it's not ah try to only get quick steps and just use all my wine this is a full heal isn't it and quick steps not gonna get you drunk it's true so now i take the shortcut back so then i can go up here right or should i save it save it and then go this way that's what i'm doing oh i pressed it i did i was just holding the gun to my head i am now ready for the boss what this holy [ __ ] that's for real i thought you guys were [ __ ] with me okay one two fast and uzi hacker hacker [Music] that i just got like pre-fired oh [ __ ] you're gonna shoot me just chugging protein shakes you gotta are kidding me i should have a chainsaw in my hand oh damn you all right yeah but i'm not in any condition to carry him you're gonna have to carry me and him just go go to the bike store i'll get on the pegs that's not a good way to carry somebody you would pull his arms out of his sockets the sedatives take an effect carrying him by his both of his shoulders i managed to stop the bleeding but he's running a fever he needs medicine a fever medicine huh yeah that's what i said case two case two three met it oh god i'm almost out of time holy [ __ ] that's no time no time no time no time no time i have to go now i need to save it i'm just gonna i'm just i'm gonna be all hopped up on protein drinks save it and go i would not hold your hand on the trigger and lie down on your chainsaw as a pillow i have to hurry up i'm not gonna drink this yet not until i get out there no it slows me down get off the phone god i have to go this way do i really i hate these guys time until helicopter arrives oh my god frank we made it to the north plaza [Applause] all right i'm out tell me what you want there's a supermarket there along with a gun shop a cutlery shop and a home center every time otis calls take a shot i would not suggest doing that i can heal right just you're in the supermarket i know so you can get to the pharmacy through the door between the butcher counter and the seafood counter no okay a person riding in grocery cart somebody pushing we're gonna have to do like bumper cars uh this is my stop he screams so loud he disconnected my xbox controller my store huh i don't take kindly to vandalism all right so just throw a bunch of [ __ ] all over the place break everything in the store throw everything on the ground and he'll get stunned and listen do i got it right partner i don't allow vandalism in my store you look like a puppet like somebody had their hand up his back [Music] oh he has a gun too he has a gun too all right that doesn't work it might [Music] don't vandalize right he hates this is it going this way all right jump across and change that ready go i did that did i do go to did i do bad i can't tell who will run my store when i'm gone my sales this guy's freaking me out don't shoot yourself ahead have a nice day clean up register six i have to get a different clothes i have the same shitty outfit on you needed medicine too maybe we should work together i don't need any help he's got a pretty simple don't know a thing bugleberry jacket though i will say a key wait i still have to i have to hurry up now medicine run how do i get in key use the key is key how do i get in this how do i get inside how do i get in the medicine store how do i get in there how do i get in there come on first aid kit i have to bring this back all the way in how much time use the cart i hope okay grab the cart and and where am i going just follow the okay i don't have no time for this [ __ ] i have to go card and just run you think i can make it okay i didn't mean to do that i was trying no i want to i need to put this down i can't leave with the card how do i leave with the cards no don't go over jumps you idiot it's not worth spending the time hurry hurry hurry hurry what what do i have to pick this up pick it up pick the card up wait did i miss this with the mr shortcut no oh i was trying so hard to just get behind it it's over i'm not gonna do it oh i like pick it up stand behind it pick it up i'm so and i'm so angry right now i'm gonna take a car i'm gonna kill him in his car i can't believe it that's what happens when you have the same button mapped to everything they've learned since then okay where is it bang a left no just go straight [Applause] [Music] get over here okay the next case will occur at 11 am oh [ __ ] somebody get that over there go get it i'm not doing this i'm dead they need to they have to do they have to take care of it you guys are useless follow me absolutely useless

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Length: 61min 38sec (3698 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 20 2020