Resident Evil 3: Nemesneeze

respect so listen to the radio the other day and i didn't i was going to bring this up yesterday but i forgot to uh people that do radio like talk radio they talk for probably five to ten minutes and then there's five to ten minutes of ads they do like two to three hour long blocks and they actually only speak for about 40 minutes i'm sitting there going what the fuck is this and we're back and sometimes sometimes they do the end we're back speak for 30 seconds and then do 10 minutes of ads uh i think that's what the fuck is going on there that's unbelievable i'm sitting there going people on twitch sit here and they broadcast for like eight hours sometimes can you imagine if i every 10 minutes took a 10 minute ad break we would never get anything done how does anybody on the radio get anything done like when you get when you get into a conversation you start really talking it takes longer than like six minutes to have a comment like that's you can't have a conversation in six minutes he hates ads no i don't hate ads i kind of do who who likes ads nobody likes that i'm just saying sitting there going what if i ran a fucking commercial every four minutes and the commercial wasn't 30 seconds long it was six minutes long you guys would run away people who run ads like ads yeah i guess that's true because then that's you get paid i guess i know i know i know yeah yeah i know it's a it's a fucking scary game by the way worst hair arc ever it's i just have to accept it this is just worst hair arc every day is worst here 20 20. but as long as i stay like this i could i could look fine once i turn this way you see the real damage see the real damage of this hair we'll just stay this way for now nope sorry not gonna happen don't care uh i'm not gonna play unassisted i'm gonna play on standard i'm gonna play regular mode uh i know i get bullied into picking the hardest mode in every game that's not gonna i'm not gonna say i don't even know i don't even know what it says oh hey guys wait who is that who's the character in this one am i gonna brush my teeth with a gun i don't think that's a good idea it was a dream and rip up you're waking up they're all gonna brush your teeth after all that that's not how you brush your teeth i don't have time to explain you gotta get out of there right now all right let me grab mike that would have scared me i wasn't even looking i was looking at the chat room that would have been horrifying oh silly girl you think you can kill me with a mere toothbrush the fuck help him no way help this guy somebody catch him i tried when do i get to go [Laughter] [Music] i can't wait to click wicked fast does he know this is a movie look i got low expectations okay i waited like two months until everybody played it and then i was like you know what escapes but i got no i know what i would expect so my expectations are at the ground all right which one of these is the main character that's going to break into song that was a great play we just watched oh it's brad i know brad he's the helicopter guy you wanted something really really sad this is not making this up brad was my favorite character in resident evil that's really embarrassing it's not a joke i swear to god i just thought it was cool he's like the helicopter pilot he like saves everybody and rescues them and stuff i did i really just get bit scripted i didn't i didn't even make it 10 seconds into getting control of the character it's scripted that's what would really happen though let's be honest everybody has a like this fantasy of what would happen that that i'm going to sneeze nothing i can do about it i tried to fucking help you my chair just got electrocuted oh minus two oh sorry sir are you all right stay back don't come any closer hey come on there's a helicopter waiting to take you to safety don't run what's safety i'm not going out there the parking garage isn't far i can't the only safe place there's gonna be a zombie in it hey any food in there no it's just a big steel box oh have fun yeah guy in 20 minutes that fucking guy's gonna get hungry in like 30 minutes and go out and venture to go find like a hamburger rapper and get fucking killed that's how it always happened always have at least on you at all times at least 50 of those fucking cheese snack dip things with the crackers and the little stick that you spread the cheese on they'll last at least three or four months with those well uh that's not gonna work out why why is it always a helicopter that happens too you know sorry the helicopter always gets like shot out of the air with a fucking rocket oh come on is this a full letter grade it has to start first started okay it started why would you drive into him of all the places to drive you don't drive at the mutant go down on the exit why would you drive into him oh sorry it didn't work he's not a helicopter it only hits helicopter i got you who are you what are you doing i'm actually surprised that that rocket didn't fucking swing around 360 degrees go the other way and hold on to a fucking wreck just a helicopter in the air are you kidding me are you fucking kidding me he doesn't show up again whoa whoa whoa whoa we talking about talking about it yeah what the fuck are you talking about it's this way even he was surprised wait wait hold on members are saying in the game what the fuck are you talking about wait what you didn't show up again are they assistant debate or what the hell check every area on stretch gameplay stretch gameplay an extra hour so i don't have a three and a half hour stream how's that going for you this city is completely cut off just it's a cutscene you don't need me here i have nothing to do with this you guys just have to write game on when we get to a gameplay portion and it turns it back on it's a pre-recorded cutscene yeah they're not actors doing this in my living room right now oh god yeah of course it is it's a video game it's not real okay all right activated the game on camera there are cannibals eating people dozens of bite marks covered her body when she was dismembered okay you and people ask how the fuck does he read the one comment why does he read that one fucking gross messed up comment i don't know what oh this is locked what the fuck you're gonna give me a locked chest in the very beginning of the game oh this is fantastic because when i get the key for that in four hours i have to remember where this is it's in here you know in a normal circumstance i would be freaking out right now about that are you gonna get for that now maybe as well just fucking flush it down the toilet i was gonna go off on like this really sad rant about how things used to be before i could sell this he must be high as fuck isis is he i can guess you'll figure it out no the uh the answer is no by the way how many times did he blink they must be a liar if i'm gonna push and you're gonna pull at the same time man it's not gonna work oh my god you fucking dick i need this code for the safe god it could have been but if they were a fan i don't know okay guys that's the universal symbol for one of two things drug container or peanut butter i don't think there's a peanut butter store down there that's a clearly a like drug icon like a drug container i don't think it's a peanut butter container it's like i tried to get this fire i was trying to like do like i had like a running back play where i go when you need to use an item to unlock a door solve a puzzle select the item and then check the use command well i don't think the uh i don't think the party horn thing that goes is gonna end up doing anything for us so we're going to go with nothing this must be the subway company's offices okay everyone hated that of all the things you guys fucking ate that that was really rude wait it is a subway office right it's a sandwich shop upstairs wait hold on a minute it is a subway shop if i walked in i would have known it was a subway office okay wait this is a sandwich place or is this a railway station somebody said that you're gaslighting us sometimes it's fun for me somebody said oh what a what a hardcore sandwich shop they were talking about they were making a joke but is it a sandwich shop no it's not this is the safe room right okay let me i gotta burn this into memory that this is where the safe is this is important for me to do got it okay that's the safe where the safe is they're going to pharmacy oh in the pharmacy i did didn't i yeah i did this i've already been in here oh why don't i go in the pharmacy for what the poster you guys really gotta get you fucking head out of the gutter that's uh 937 that's the code and guess where that safe is old just gonna fucking lock it in nine great now here's the problem i have to remember how to use a safe so it's this way first you go nine then you pass the seven you do one full rotation land on seven and then back to nine back to three back to three what what was the number nine three seven what did i what did i do all right what did i do nine over three seven no no that's how you do it that's how you use a save don't do a full rotation that's how you that's how you open a safe wait are they wait i forgot this game there's a remake the fucking like 16 to 20 year old crowd don't even know what this is you've never seen a dial like this before why would they know that yeah oh yeah that guys if you don't know you actually have to pass the second number in a full rotation and you open it safe yeah it's a remake why does everyone here hate when germa is right because the streamer always has to be wrong i could tell you that it was five o'clock in the afternoon right now and you'd find a way to make it be incorrect if you'd figure it out it's 5 11. it's 5 12 p.m there you go you've passed the test cbt brain silence serenity gave 5000 bits 50 more dollars and they say thanks for the huge amount of money first of all i just want to let you know that it's okay to be high i'm high and i bet 30 of chat is too gamers unite i cannot speak to the validity of what you just said but streamer admits to doing drugs there by the way if that was real you would fly you'd the thing would whip you around like in a tom and jerry cartoon in fact this probably been like old comedy movies where that has happened but like mr b all right mr bean probably has a segment where he's doing a firefighter thing and he flies around when the hose is on full blast has to be dream is not playing the game the way that i want him to no and and i won't like you got to come in here with some expectations i just as i have expectations for what i think the game's going to give me you've got to have expectations for what you're going to get out of me like five times what's with this fucking shadow wait is the sun coming down what the fuck just gets scared holy shit this is boring ah oh no oh there's nothing scary yet why would i get scared to something that's not scary is this the same five nights at freddy's guys this is like resident evil 3 remake what were you expecting actually resume 2 is actually really scary that a complaint with this game might be where cranky oh eat a fucking snickers oh eat something like rice or something go like go fill up on fucking macaroni burn apologize what by the way that's the third time that i've looked over a chat and a scary thing happened can you get in wait he can cut he can come in the door just walking in normally oh he no he's he's coming back wait we don't hear footsteps what is in here oh this is the part where i turn around there's like a fucking dragon's mouth behind me just like ready to just close and kill me i got a grenade oh yeah i can throw it at uh at nemesis i'll take how many grenades can i have in one stack all right i'll take out all three grenades how do you use a grenade i know that that's a really dumb question i'm talking about in this game what's like the protocol to throw the grenade is it cook tilt row how does it work is there am i gonna get like a like a golf game thing that shows how far it's going how does it work okay i need to remember where i gotta go this way oh fuck is that him what did you just do all right i'm good where's the grenade how do i throw a grenade how do you throw a grenade gee doesn't do anything when did it work he dropped that he dropped her crate what's in the crate holy shit i got a supply kid all right run he's gonna get back up open your mouth open oh well i don't mean holy shit he's sucking out all my intelligence not much to take what the hell was he doing to that wait he's just oh hi oh i forgot i was chasing you i went up the worst possible way oh go ahead let go of my head shut up game not gonna luigi me i'm not gonna have you do with a luigi oh it looks like you're having some trouble let me take over the fuck please don't luigi what he did he drops a box every time wait he drops a no i gotta keep the fucking loot i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it all right got it run run run run run run run run run excuse me oh come on not again he's back no it's me he's after hey i'll buy you some time hey wait wait joe no damn it come on lure the creature is that car wait where the fuck did he come from i thought i thought that was i thought he was punching me in the back like carry the fuck up and get in there and run you want stars yes don't taunt him just run away explosive b combined with explosive thanks for the fucking tip find with explosive a to create flame rounds or combine with another b to make acid rounds right they come in handy especially when i hoard them all to the very last moment in the game and use every single round of acid spray on the last boss oh just kidding i left it in the storage box i'm using the default handgun to end the game thank you for purchasing the xxx xxx where in the future this welcome to what every graphics card is going to have to start doing in like 200 years when we're on like generation 80 of nvidia gpus what are they going to do start over at zero like a thousand times i think they're gonna drop the numbers in the names altogether it's gonna be it's gonna go up a year and i'm actually confused as to why they don't do that already but you know the nvidia geforce 2020 like a car like yeah i know what it what a geforce 1995 is like i know what that's if you did like use cars why don't they just call them by car name i don't understand but i have to add like rtx 2180 no no just it's 2020. it's a fucking 2000 it's a things in not great shape but it's all right it's got a few miles on it it's a fucking like 2013 nvidia geforce gonna get the kelly blue blue book value only one graphics card per year well no even if they didn't have one come up for like a couple years it would still just be like the 2022 the nvidia geforce 2022 they're gonna do that eventually they're gonna get so sick of fucking name and shit actually yeah i hold on a minute my face cam's gotta get a little brighter i'm kind of just i'm just silhouetted out here good uh i'm ready to go what i shot her right in the fucking mouth yeah i just like pulled a quarter from behind your ear and i was like look at that wow what can happen again i gotta fucking just stop talking staccum is here now just start banning people start banging them just and and make sure when you ban message you say and don't ever come back right like in all capitals you just took a freeze frame from every uh commercial from somewhere in the mid 90s when the product was very very very sour i was in the middle of like just just just like changing and and into a like fruit based person like my head was about to turn into like a weird strawberry or something i'm not clicking on any more links after this one it's your last link in the evening it's your last link it's pretty good it's a really good one it's i'm glad i clicked it because it's very good so sour man there's a i can't open it wait that's every single video game you can shoot the lock every single one that's every single video game he's back now he has a different weapon what is this why does he have all these cool things rocket launcher really he rest holy shit your aim is bad wow nemesis holy shit man uh like a three-year-old can hit somebody this close give your brother the controller trust me it's a bad look say all right andy what am i dead or is that supposed to happen that give mr x the controller he is really bad it was really bad he didn't even mean to do that he doesn't even see his name on the kill feed he wasn't even looking he holds down tab in like fucking 20 minutes and goes how did i get like 30 points what the fuck did i even do i was just spamming down the same hallway i guess i heard hit markers at random times but i don't know what the fuck i was doing it's okay he's fucking terrible but i'm not i won't be catching the train why not no there'll be new orders if it means i can help save the city it's fine by me i was really hoping for a carlos carlos just died and then get a start from that point oh it's not funny it's not funny i'm sorry i i was gonna scream zombies and fuck and i i i lost five bullets who cares i'm done let's go game on game on game on t bye-bye i pressed m to look right when the jump scare happened oh bye-bye if i got banned from a channel and the streamer whoever was did that was like oh bye-bye you know i'd be like i fucking hate this guy i would wouldn't that wouldn't you be like oh fuck this guy fucking dick oh wow you are you look at you you're so strong and powerful here in your stream oh bye bye dick let's go over them he is actually high when when when where i mean i i take a little bit of cbd for pain just a little just just a little amon hey mon all right i'm going aim on for fuck's sake all right for a second i thought that was nemesis and it was gonna be one of those scenarios where she was like oh i'm just getting up oh no it's the scary guy that would have been kind of cool alive i can't stay here well does he actually come and chase me escape the creature again where is he he's in a boat that'd be so funny if he like if he just rode over in a gondola that would be fucking hilarious well he made some kind of mistake oh my calculations were off it was two milligrams of sulfuric acid everybody's dead mehil everybody well i saw her do it she did a and b together i don't understand why this was so hard all right fuck it up fuck fuck what am i supposed to do shoot him no you're about all right let's do this suck it yeah that was much more optimized you're right that was very optimized carlos you still there okay now take the time now to use your knife and just cut them into tiny pieces beam up carlos and say hey can you meet me in front of the police station and bring your knife we're gonna make we're gonna carve this guy up into a fucking thousand people and like you're gonna take half in a backpack and i'm gonna take half in a backpack so there's no way it can be combined like it's that's what i would do i'm serious game on no no game on no i only will game on if you can if you allow me to do my john oliver impression when he compares somebody through an animal and looks over on his right and and addresses the imaginary animal that he's talking about okay do i have permission okay i don't want to do that mr turtle i don't want to see that and i don't want you to come into my house okay game on i've just been walking back and forth saving i told you this it's not what you think it is i walked in and out of that room and saved like fucking i think it's there i thought that was peter griffin for a second it is peter no it's not all right that was that's peter griffin running by that okay dr bart are you in there i'm here to rescue you open the door no voice match found voice match what kind of sci-fi bullshit is this it's true i really hope i never have that technology anywhere near any of the stuff that i care about because you guys could just like play a fucking youtube clip of me talking you could just string together a sentence of like please open the door it's me jeremy albertson why do we want like voice technology to be so easy just be dead good okay just getting in the damn way oh my what happened to you how did you get behind me i thought that was that the same person that just gave me a stomachache i just got a stomachache from that one he's standing behind the door just kick it open holy shit wait i have a somebody spawned him in who's this was this guy that they spawned in this is what happens when i play with my friend from australia do this for about 10 minutes i say nice talking to you again he leaves punch him so they're trying to erase all evidence that the virus ever existed no i'm not a fool i know they don't want me to um mom came in end my rp session okay i thought he was gonna grab me and i thought he was gonna grab me i thought he was gonna grab me i thought he was gonna just grab me so i was getting ready for it to work on me too just close your eyes watch him fuck i don't even know what to say all right he just spun me around that was like a fucking warcraft rogue oh he died he's just behind you now and now he does a kidney shot and then he just fucking burns you and kills you minus two wild reference i've played it for fucking 10 straight years of course it's gonna be my brain sometimes oh punched him and died that guy wouldn't even load it into the game they're not even loaded into the game hold out until the explosion what i'll make my own sometimes you gotta make your own explosions oh come on get out i'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me i bet like i could be that guy but at least it's over you're right i could be that guy i'm coming back what do i get rid of i did it all i didn't even realize the lock pick i can just get rid of it holy shit i thought i was going to need it again no yeah you know we're at the end of the game oh now it's certain it's absolutely it's confirmed now that this is like the last like probably 30 minutes of the game lock back is gone it's over he's so high no no no no no no no no no need to go down down down i do crack but uh but ironically i don't think you can ironically do crack i think you just smoke crack ah okay all right so how i guess i can go waving can i go around all right fool me once shame on you for me twice shame on you both times for using that same shitty fucking game design tactic i'm never at fault here what do you do with these guys what's the plan here what's the what's the plan i got a lot of time to examine him but he's speaking he's trying to communicate needs to be a magnum in the head oh feels good doesn't it what's your favorite flavor of gunpowder uh blue raspberry this must be what powers it yes this is what oops oh he was the fucking guy that was gonna tell me how to do this oh it was really easy yeah you had a really kind of shitty quest giver job push push forward on the device okay i gotta ask why put that in a briefcase this big you could very easily just put that in like a fucking small jar somebody had to place that right in the middle like a weirdo and close this why not put like 50 of them in here buy just one i think i'll place one bottle of tylenol inside of the center of this fucking box we're scientists i don't know for what reason do i am i doing this there's just like an office weirdo that's in every one of these games that just particularly places fucking shit everywhere in random spots there's no reason for that to be there why is that there there's no fucking reason why that box is on that table the video games now it's not just real man there he is mr fucking guy that leaves the mustard around sure uh hold on do i want acid rounds do i want explosive thrones or uh yeah do i acid forgive me father for i've sinned i've accidentally made a flame around reload why the fuck would i reload deleted a green herb i think i'm gonna be all right reload your gun not reload the game i thought you guys are telling me to reload the game like holy shit dude reload reload the save oh you fucking idiot i can't believe it no you mean reload the gun we were okay but in the liquid-filled test tube and put in the same unauthorized materials detected either i've got this wrong or i'm missing a step ultra sample unauthorized materials detected i have to shake them what's this oh that's too much red over there turn it down god i thought you were stabbing yourself in the face all right i gotta dump acid on him gotta get him underneath one of these things and dump acid on him i shoot them yeah all right i can shoot i can shoot these and then acid dump on his head look it's fucking dry it's burning is that your screaming you're not going to stop promise do this didn't they oh no any idea what you've just done oh no look it up suck it up and hold it in your mouth and don't spit it out ten minutes until missile oh that's what i'd be doing right now i'd be going and i would just keep it in my mouth and i wouldn't swallow it shoot him i can't i'll hit you do it you have to there's no other way oh i mean you don't think i can aim hey i told you i couldn't leave you in a carlos's world that would just be too cruel yeah like why not just walk forward hey just can you drag him like come just put the gun up to his forehead what about him i'll hold him why would you need to shoot from that far away joe you all right did i win there it is good thing we're in a plane because it missed us no way no wait is that how it ends oh i thought it was a helicopter got hit with the missile oh it did happen technically it technically happened we got hit by the blast technically the city got destroyed finally over how is that a good ending so long rc i felt empty and cold as the heat from the blast washed over us all this death wasn't caused by a monster-making virus was greed human greed i decided there you go c yeah game exactly what i fucking gave you for a score it's perfect

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Length: 46min 1sec (2761 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 14 2022