Jerma Becomes an Exorcist - Jerma Streams The Exorcist: Legion and A Chair in a Room (Long Edit)

thumbs up time the answer is time actually it wasn't that hard it's what it's what it's been like six minutes only six minutes eight minutes no i pressed it at six hey don't worry we're gonna we're gonna hang out for like 10 minutes anyways while i drink my iced coffee that's how this works it's good what is this out of here too i don't wanna i'm gonna bump into this [ __ ] in the middle of the stream it's gonna be bad i already smashed my finger today i don't uh i don't even know how ah i mean i do know how but it's weird i i don't know why it's weird i'll explain another game reward no no i was touching i was hold on give me one sec so i was getting making a coffee and i was just kind of talking to myself like i usually do and i was picking up random items on the counter and i was going what was this what's this what's this vinyls what is it is this violence is this violence and i was doing the thing that um that he does in that interview uh ed harris he's he if he watches an ed harris interview where he like is looking at stuff in an interview like a panel for like comic con and they ask him hey what do you think about like the the history of violence and he goes oh what is it what is it what's violence and he like grabs a coffee cup on the counter like smashes it like throws it behind him i was just doing that without a coffee cup and i smashed my hand on the [ __ ] counter i was i got like too into the character and i like hit my finger and i started bleeding i put a band-aid i was a little bit tiny bit of blood it's a game reward it's an excuse oh that's real you wanna know what the worst the best and worst reality show ever would be if there was just if you just like filmed the living room in my house i just i'd be walking around talking to stuff people would think i was possessed talk about halloween [Laughter] just like grandma no i have i have a an actor scar okay no one is here for you we're here for the game you're a huge fan of the exorcist deluxe edition i don't know you were such a big fan i don't know what deluxe edition means i have no idea what any of this means by the way my mic probably sounds crazy because the compressor is way up i'm going to be standing way back here look i'll just put it on whatever oh i saw a comment somebody said that my style i look like i have an orangutan stomach i was like [ __ ] come on star wars shirt is half my wardrobe man credit wars how's the hair could be better it's a little [ __ ] up over here i need a haircut to be honest all right this is what we're get we're going to hang out for a minute i'm going to just jump right into this i've got a nice coffee to drink i saw or stopped streaming i played saw yesterday and everybody hated it i by the way i need to apologize to everybody uh in the chat right now i was laughing my ass off about this earlier and before i went to sleep if you didn't watch the stream last night uh i've i had some work done on my body i had some body work like massage and like uh and it may be really tight i have a whole medical problem you could figure it out just go look at the reddit uh so i took a little bit of extra uh uh thc yesterday because i've been taking it for pain and i couldn't read an analog clock on stream last night i couldn't i couldn't do it i thought 8 26 was 8 55. it's like this i had to have been doing that for a joke but i just need to apologize uh because a human that's over the age of 30 should be able to read a clock because i couldn't do it i couldn't i couldn't do a lot of things last night apparently but it's all good read one right now i don't have an analog clock in my room he's drug addicted no i'm not get an image draw a clock right now no i've got like an entire vr room set up i'm not i'm not gonna like draw pictures for you right now that's what an addict would say i i'm not doing it today i'll puke in there if i do it today oh i can't scream this close sorry hey princess hotcakes thanks for the ten community subs thank you princess hotcakes yeah what's with the golden kappa i don't get it golden kappa is it were they doing like an arg or something nobody knows yet yeah wake me wake me when viewers can convert that to money from me i don't care what you say somebody said something that was in the sea of emotes this is my friend stream of yours this is my first stream of yours i've seen i'm glad i even know i'm glad to even see you don't use youtube but you still do this stuff here i'm pretty fun welcome to the stream and you know what happens when we get a new viewer you know what happens they hit lying on the ground apparently i was going to sing you the new viewer song but uh do not sing it sing the new viewers song no no i can't oh i'm not going to chat i'm not going to do it i i'm not going to i'm hey i'm not going to i'm not going to i'm not going to i'm not going to do it okay and then i i've see i've seen them i've seen all the memes you guys are spamming me now from now on i ain't gonna do it if i say i'm not gonna do it if i say i'm not gonna [ __ ] press the button i ain't pressing the button ever again just warming up before i get in the [ __ ] zone man you're dropping viewers no i'm not you can't even tell it's too early all right we're gonna play exorcist oh there by the way there's my actor scar from going what's this what's this vineland was it i hit the table too hard 5k andy that looks really little that didn't look like strong that's like a little boy did that come on look at my big mushrooms oh oh my goodness they're huge yeah yeah i'm just trying to finish my coffee guys hey i can't drink this when i get in there oh [ __ ] god these can't turn off hey oh just i got you don't worry guys i got the new viewer hey you are you're okay you're all right let's go ah nothing like a nickelodeon slurp sound to get you ready for vr all right let's go i'm not going to stall anymore i promise coffee joke a joke in front of it can i just drink a coffee weirdly why it's not a joke i'm just a weird guy i don't know hey he's ah it's on the top of the head we're t-minus 10 minutes away from the stream starting okay i'm kidding wait i don't my hair sucks gotta get the right thing set in here we can get started with the exorcist this is in boston holy [ __ ] okay hey uh is this game terrible i i know i say that often but this game probably sucks right it's good it's good all right all right i'm just realizing right now i have like an item right here that i need to look at all the time don't i well well in the famous words of michelangelo luigi here we go all right this is how you it's how you move this is a teleport you can teleport you can free move um i can only teleport like oh wow that's weird you teleport based on your head movement that's a little weird i don't know about that when this icon appears press the menu button what and they just keep getting bigger and they just keep getting bigger right here comes a funny joke where i'm going to talk about how big the iphone is now you can oh you're going to get this thing in your pocket you know what i'm saying i remember the iphone 4s loco type move speed fast yeah fast come on i just freaked out for a second i don't know why i thought this was like my real phone hold on wait i know the problem that's better okay that's better unknown i saw you cece hi dad i'm heading back for donny ringside seats okay what do i [ __ ] do get out of here press the menu to go back oh this is just teaching me how to play why am i just stuck in this room how do i play the game i guess this is really scary leave the office but get the [ __ ] out of here let me out let me out of here what the [ __ ] what game restart level what the [ __ ] are you talking about why would i be able to do i when i can't i don't walk to the precinct i use my telephone and call the precinct and then end up there i don't walk out the door to go to the precinct all right i'm already not happy that's just already already not happy hey yes me uh hello uh answering machine at the [ __ ] precinct and i just like end up right here oh sick wait wait what the [ __ ] happened i mean i want to get a coffee grab the coffee ah all right i got it just another day in the evidence room who drank my coffee what gremlin just ran by and drank it like what looney tunes cartoon when i'm like oh what happened there to go that must have been daffy duck gonna get that [ __ ] we're gonna sit him right here we're gonna interrogate his ass i tried i tried okay hey all right why would i move the chair before i sat down this is my desk oh a radio uh roger that i don't know why we're uh living in like 1980. this is where's this what story what what town what day does this take place oh this does take place in like the 80s doesn't it okay chapter one roger that uh over and out i'm ready to do my first case yep oh [ __ ] that's me where'd it go where'd it go uh where's what'd i do with that yes yes goddammit judy i'm in the bathroom wipe my ass before i get in touch with you jesus no sound no sound there's no sound there's no sound okay we're good we're good we're ready for vr i'm so glad i looked oh you missed so many funny jokes too they were talking to me and i was being so rude oh you have rude is funny lol the lady was like yelling at me on the thing oh okay it's been a murder okay the cross is missing there's no cross in here now what okay no cross got we've got blood i got a piano oh my god this is a puzzle isn't it i hope not burster on the stream oh my [ __ ] god i'm telling you you need three people to play vr i need somebody i need a walkie-talkie telling me hey this cursor on screen alright you can't see it but uh you gotta take care of it send him into the swine wait let's talk to them first what did you do sir sir you can't be in here okay something gross in there i just spoiled myself who would do this i'm gonna go like i know what i told you he was gonna do it dude what is this [Music] what oh i got i got mom's perfume oh it's a lighter um i don't wanna what the [ __ ] man i put this somewhere besides having to hold the grip button permanently why can't that beat the trigger you know what i mean why is that the grips i have to squeeze my hand like this before we got blood this delicate glass case holds holy water thrown its masters on impact this is how i'm trying to get powers from god oh tape recorder tape recorder [Music] father bell oh dear oh boy this is the mother lode in here wait is it a versus heat button like a gun's gonna come up my lighter why i think it's just disappearing what happened to my lighter oh [ __ ] more tapes what's this one morocco i september at the family home yesterday i'm just waiting for one of these to be back what people used to do back in the 80s and 70s i'd hear a song on the radio and they would hold the tape recorder up and just record the song off the radio on a tape and it sounded like [ __ ] gift opens the way and wishes giver into the presence of the great side and please return to father bill church all right stop talking broken young girl that's just monologuing oh i found the cross don't touch that i guess don't touch it what happened stay back morocco september 3rd why is it playing the tape i arrived at the family home is it coming through the cross the father was severely opposed walkie-talkie cross all right i'm going to bring the zebra thing i got everything i need right read the clock good night look i i'm not high today i i was maybe a little a little problem yesterday but i'm fine where is that okay i need give me the book i need that wait the it's got the god has a thing on his head oh god there's somebody in here [Music] what that was the warning what what do you mean i just got warned i'm not going to talk [ __ ] about it anymore god god god get away from me wait where's my what's my [ __ ] spells wait get out of here oh god i already hate this i [ __ ] hate this already i [ __ ] hate this i hate this i'm gonna spray somebody in the face with this open this back up open this i do the book where's the where's the father gonna be right [ __ ] behind me all right i'd like to go home now fun i'd like to go now i'd like to go home now i'd like to go home i've traveled so far to see you and it's been more since my last [Music] i won my [Music] and that thing in the shadows here's the cross how the hell do i write this up did i lose detective package on your desk yeah you're welcome oh that that's it you died i knew it was from the ocean who's delivering this [ __ ] to me okay chapter two idle hands laceration bruising break lesion burns swelling uh almost as many uh hearthstone uh card types can't wait to see those minus two that that was funny you know it is star wars what can i find about lucy moss what has been taken of her what has taken hold of her that was really pretty that was scary it was really disorienting and terrible calling hello [Applause] [Applause] stop calling me from the shower [Applause] [Laughter] okay thanks you're talking full blast in the shower man oh they're moving around every time i go to press this button i move forward open it [Music] so too many buttons dude come on refresh this and then swing that and press this to open the book a6 c1 a6 c1 uh d3 bingo [Laughter] theater but it actually does say that what approach was to caution i have to play chess versus myself and checkmate you lose right hey give me these a6 c1 hey a rare sap found in tropical climates burns at a much slower rate than traditional oils upgrade added to kit i found a rare item today this is binding of isaac this really is binding of isaac i found a rare item today added upgraded items to the source of power there must be more locked away autism and demonology weird thing to read at the security office okay well now what i have to eat the donuts oh [ __ ] should i call in this guy again [Music] izzy in y2 was adorable today saw the boys poking at a live frog out on the litter pick and instead of screaming like the other girl she moved the boys aside and carefully picked up the poor thing she was awesome we walked down through the lake side and let him go so cool what the [ __ ] do i do here all right so we just have to sit here i feel like that like [Music] look at this it is 8 29. got you okay so what the [ __ ] am i doing do something alright and what what is that what do i would anybody have any ideas i'd like to cross at the lady oops open the door excuse me can you open the door this way all the wire hey the water right there which goes into there high voltage sure okay that goes there to there behind the tv stop hit the alarm there ain't nothing else in here failed virgin that's not what that says the hint it's the button phone down put the phone down put the phone down that would have been scary but i wouldn't have to grab the book that's over there i've already touched every book in the room like i've picked up every donut oh [ __ ] where's the crust kind of a bad time i'm invincible with this this is like a shield in front of me right when i can actually open this door oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait put this down for a second i gotta prepare [Music] i got my sea salt spray i've got my okay put this down no give me that oh stop disappearing spray her right in the face and and spray and get it in her eyes like imagine somebody walking in the room like this okay just stay right there don't move or i'll spray you with this with this wig uh where's give me a gun but where's like what was like my [ __ ] like scythe or something like this what am i gonna do with this oh i'm coming in there i swear i'm back against a wall ow what the [ __ ] am i what's going on where am i it's red in there why is it red in here what did i didn't go in here hold on stay right there for a minute don't move don't move stay there for a second i gotta get yourself [Music] oh dude you can pet frog [Music] what i'm not [ __ ] afraid to use this the rare pez dispenser i'm telling you i can't put that up what holy water oh [ __ ] this delicate glass case holds holy water throw its ashes wait more just broke in my hand what i don't know what the item to use you're not gonna like this one this is a rare fluid quickly quickly [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] right here hey hey pretty scary game you got here right here up top okay [Music] [Music] know did i look man i'm just a security guard i usually just [ __ ] play my switch and eat like ramen and donuts and stuff while i'm watching about it where you think i you think i am oh [ __ ] hold on hold on [Music] where are we i'm gonna put this in my left hand hold on i need to prepare my gear before we go don't even think about it what the [ __ ] wait wait a minute [ __ ] i'm actually [ __ ] violent demon i got way more knees on my finger why is it breaking my hand what the [ __ ] is happening dude oh of crush oh there's a word there that i like the power of christ total power [Music] [Applause] stay in there stay back okay don't spray her with him you must obey you must obey obey you must relinquish the demon and obey and john and now would be a good time to fire the laser um what's going on i can't let go of this let's grab the demon out of her head and hold on switch hands what do i what do i do take a picture [Music] the power of christ compels you you just die already you fight a [ __ ] demon what do i do what do i do i can't even i can't even move i'm stuck i can't move here stay there i'm gonna call i'm gonna call somebody hello wait wait wait wait wait wait wait and hold on hold on hold on okay the taking of the old souls his work is to harvest the weak decrepit and those who wear death it is said that he tortures his prey first through mind games dimensions and stress then the seal pain begins with physical abuse delivered from hellish flame uh historic wait weakness uh this is not the bible this is like my this is my like trapper keeper from math homework what do i do i can't put this down [Music] stay back i can't i lost both headphones oh my [ __ ] god get me them this sucks just keep them in oh my god [Applause] and we will be victorious [Music] [Applause] [Music] it was used by renault to take souls that was [ __ ] horrifying oh lucy was free of evil of what cost everything okay everybody's everybody's ears gets too slippery when they play vr oh this doesn't work i'm saying i need something better than this these things are covered in oil right now and they're just like if i turn my head across if i turn my head this way this is not long enough were they afraid you're gonna trip over this oh it's weird to see light it's weird cause it's just like i wasn't getting in a cave hold on red eyes i gotta wipe this down that one was terrifying i get it now it's just like it's five just scary cool chapters to get over the control schemes a little pretty good the nose the nose piece fell out uh i'm telling you the [ __ ] is crazy in here i see in 10 years when this is ready to use i see you guys in 15 years when this is ready to use what the [ __ ] did i want to have the nose come out i gotta play noseless now i think i think i actually have to play noseless i mean it's kind of in there with smell-o-vision i mean it's i it's not i actually kind of like it more like this you guys have [ __ ] up my head so much i thought that said pretending like no i'm not [ __ ] you chat what's called skin deep irma has a psychotic breakdown in vr all that needs to be added to this is save the date tyler and carol are getting married can you believe it i'm sorry that was rude a baby it's a baby demon oh [ __ ] this one's gonna suck see what this one's a baby demon or sir gone okay these stairs are [ __ ] crazy this minecraft level of steep i like crawl up these oh god damn it dude by the way this is a ridiculous baby room this is huge if you have a walk-in closet in your baby room you're in like the 37 percent tax bracket you just start oh baby suits damn a bunch of suits babies goes out maybe uh more suits you have no idea your suits on top of suits you got cloths full suits suits everywhere holy [ __ ] baby see what you got whoa gucci is way too expensive and overpriced oh nice hold on hmm would you like to come sit down here i've got some tea for you you're gonna be demon or what i don't want to spray a baby in the face with like whatever chemical this is but i will if i have to okay well it's a normal baby this is a normal baby see hey baby it's a just a normal baby okay baby spoke to your doctor in the early stages for advice about you and your baby your body is undergoing big changes so it's natural to feel unwell oh come here i've got a pinky for you just don't scream in my face hey baby baby hey look take this it's your favorite toy it's it's it's tommy the teddy and i've got your favorite book we've got your favorite baby powder see hey cool you can keep onto that one and look we've got tall tales for small children you can read that one too organic baby formula just put that in there with you you can just hang on to that oh and i i almost forgot i can cross to keep away the demons now you're protected wait put it over there wait okay if i get this within three tries i get a thousand community subs i understand i get a thousand subs if i can get this first try with three tries [Music] what's that dude we got a problem here you keep this put that right there and i'm gonna go listen on the other end a good boy or girl i don't know this wait this is the rooms in the house all right i want everybody to be in the kitchen everybody give me in the kitchen get out of my way you oh did you drop something okay and i'm gonna take this cause it's just so cute [Music] [Music] anyway i have a cross all right now let's listen to the monitor it's going to be like burning hell oh you son of a [ __ ] right it's just tuned to alex jones x bernadette junior don't touch that why what's going on that was the wrong one oh [ __ ] i think i just broke them under i think it just punched a hole in the monitor did you tweet the baby why do i feed the baby i might i don't think maybe i'm not supposed to do that okay well if you wanted it's there i can't have so much stuff on this baby i just start picking this [ __ ] up and throwing it around wait a minute if i drop this in here we'll drop in the room all right i'm going to take these two out i think these are like the parents where do i put them if this is the bathroom i ain't [ __ ] around indeed pregnancy test why is it like a phantom pregnancy test why is it like a ghost what is it in the toilet wash the toilet what's going on in here why is it like all spooky i'll just take it out all right what if i put you in here instead read the book read book read the book on ground book on ground okay oh i see you peekaboo i see you i see your secrets i see your soul see your soul i need to put a worm on here what does that one would you do see that what is that uh i'll try this holy water uh that didn't really do what i wanted it to nope nothing back downstairs there's a glow this globe i didn't touch oh okay all right this probably info somewhere that i didn't get this mercury in his gatorade what client stated that the lights in the loft are persistently bursting upon inspection is unclear what the cause is the fuse box and electrical circuit are working correctly 25 for an electrician uh add a zero that's usually what it is three levels on the globe yeah how do i move this part what the [ __ ] i didn't know you could do this a crystal this is drugs i think this is drugs a holy mineral uh found throughout ancient civilization to draw out evil spirits oh it's upgraded salt spray all right let's go i'm gonna go spray the baby i'm spraying the baby i'm spraying the baby i don't want to do this but i'm good look i'll just mist it over him i'm not gonna spray him in the face i'm just gonna like just mist it it's like essential oils [ __ ] is that what is that what's that there's something in this wall there's something in this wall let's hear that right on where is he if and a haircut and a haircut this tune will be found soon enough how do we get in here wow i'm sorry what the [ __ ] is going on in this room i can hear kind of noises and [ __ ] all right time for a head time for a head i'm going for it yeah i did already been over there man look he's even in here what you can't take these pills what the [ __ ] okay that was [ __ ] i that that was that was one of the scariest things in my life that's the scariest thing i've ever seen my whole life that was powerful that was horrible it was terrifying that was the worst thing i've ever seen in my life my whole life that's like the monster in this one oh no that's not good god damn it give me the put this out i'm going full blown [ __ ] firepower but i need the salt spray give me that instead okay uh baby your mother is uh not you're not here [Music] oh my [ __ ] god don't even tell me where are you you're in a rocking chair wait a minute no i don't want to listen to bugleberry tell me any more stories where i did the teleport thing for oh yeah yay where are you you [ __ ] [Music] quickly weirdo quickly quickly quickly [ __ ] i hate this one i don't like this one this door doesn't open oh wait distractions it's like a flashbang you [ __ ] you're gonna be in this closet i'm gonna i'm gonna smash into something i don't know what it is [Music] [Music] [Music] i heard somebody there's somebody over there all right can i just like stack i'm just gonna tape like a hundred of these to myself i'm gonna make a cross suit of armor give me this please hey right there and oh my god oh my god oh god oh my god oh god what happened oh my god oh my god oh my god i [ __ ] hate this or in where was there's a door in here or oh [ __ ] this is a it's a door right there that's not the door the globe i can peel that i'm gonna peel this oh my [ __ ] god in heaven stay very [ __ ] here i need all my i need my tools whatever will whatever you believe you will always be beautiful to me okay and flowers don't ah [Applause] he's gonna break open the door no but i don't want to put this down but i have to oh no this is not a this is not a cross but it'll do this man are you talking you can really jam this into somebody's [ __ ] eye if you needed to this oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god give me the thing oh my god oh my god hold on honey just hold on [Music] respawn [Music] it took my spray i don't like the fact that it took my spray throw yourself go through the mirror wait i'll throw holy water at the baby [Music] okay it's just a [ __ ] mirror there's got to be something i can do about this right [Music] can i just leave no way i'm just gonna leave all right that was fun i'll see you later bye bye bye wait [Music] turn the light on ain't no baby in here with the magic light right on the doll house [Music] it's the crib nothing in here man boss on the mirror how did i do this come on out of there i need that i need that i need that detective you shouldn't play around with such things i've got a [ __ ] spray got a spray and i'm going to spray him alright when when i walk forward like that then my teeth start to hurt ow oh son of a [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] ready for you oh that's not a baby in there a fake baby the cross is still down here though what does it want me to do the cross is a light holy [ __ ] welcome don't come near me don't come near me don't come near me dog oh [ __ ] this one it's this one it's this one sprayed this one is this one it's that one it's a snake it's that one it's that one or else somebody else it's you if you show yourself safe know yourself say where are you come on outside come on outside oh i'm going to exercise these demons don't you worry about that junior come on come on come on come on come on spray fray right right no touch the phone spray spray spray spray spray spray spray spray all right [Music] oh my god thanks in the ceiling get back get back to your little [ __ ] bye baby [Music] it's okay honey you just had a little bit of baby diarrhea nothing to be afraid of yeah it's got it under control up next we have samaritan this parcel was flagged by the post room it came illegally from an inmate in the new hampshire corrections facility find anything dangerous detective or watch the ceiling baby clip baby link ceiling baby you mean ceiling baby what i didn't see this hold on let me see i was too i was too busy trying to be funny i i missed it or i'm just i was just terrified you know it's a coping mechanism you know what i'm saying you know it's been two hours holy [ __ ] it's been like 10 minutes uh i'm gonna do one more and then i'm gonna go pee oh he just this is going to gross everybody out but i don't care this is going to gross everybody out this is this was coffee was in here and i finished it there was ice in here the ice is melted into water i do that what's wrong with that it's the same liquid actually you know what yeah let's let's go i i want some more that was just a tomb that was too little of a taste i want a full water wait one minute i'll be right back op we'll take our first break see you guys in a minute oh i just like chugged two full glasses of water oh great all right we've got two more chapters these have been pretty good i i i was a little annoyed at first a little annoyed once you get used to the controls uh this is really really [ __ ] scary all right let's go let me get this back oh i'm just doing some stretches too while we're at it uh has a face game too big i feel like it's like it doesn't i think it's huge is that too big huh all right it's good all right let's go i look forward to finishing the two final chapters oh we okay let's look at the results when we're done all right let's move unknown epidemic has ravaged a haitian community causing unrest international team of doctors since from by looters the santa sant health center now strikes fear into the local residence these mother nature at work are something more unnatural it's a there's a knife here clean this place i can't clean this place oh do i hear a dog in real life hold on what is it yes can i help you uh can i help you you need something hey you kind of can't be in here right now he's all right he's so weird he he came in the room he was i heard him barking at the door and i opened the door and he just said they're wagging his tail i'm like yeah dude what do you want and he's like i'm just coming in and i close the door and he just lies in the corner all the way right next to the door he knows i'm doing vr in here you know like he's like i'm was gonna get the [ __ ] out of the way i was gonna watch you be a weirdo go him hold on he just sits right here he just sits in the corner that like i'm not ever gonna go over there he knows he's like yeah i'm just gonna sit right in front of the door he's just like i'm just gonna hang out it's all right well you can hang out in here i just didn't want to step on him you know what i mean that's why we're staying over there don't worry all right back to what we were doing such a good boy he is a very very good dog so uh there's we got a knife we have a little beacon hello i'm dr hopkins of the epidemic and pandemic disease it's the weirdest thing i've ever seen this is a intercom gps traffic cone stop the spread yeah yeah network networking class it's a network cleanse that's like some [ __ ] internet online [ __ ] snake oil that is oh it's a program it's called a network cleanse yeah you just run it it'll scan it'll go through your network and to clean out any of the other pipes man only 64.99 danger contagious dead inside we're protected is there somebody in here why is there somebody in there break glass [Music] this is when like the big guy in the movie goes come on okay you little twerk give me that [ __ ] thing and he does it too he can't he's like i can't what's wrong with this thing man i can't break it either this is [ __ ] [ __ ] and he starts panicking and [ __ ] screaming and everyone says calm down dude he's like oh no we're gonna get the [ __ ] out of here in that movie a hundred times all right what's up there's something it's got pictures in this room of where lens wait right here all right why was this picture taken or this is grown in the lens there souls cleanse this place i take any more pictures with this no knives oh uh hammer all right i'm i have weapons hey in there i break it with this yeah wait what was that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the f what is that sound is it the board i have too much weight there's too much weight but on earth is going on in here that crow had a human voice hey sample 13. oops oh no i just let it loose so i just let it loose whatever it is i'm sorry oh no all right give me the cross or something give me like the spray or the why do they break in my face um oh [ __ ] what is this [Music] [Applause] there is something else down there some creature i only saw its eyes tracking me yes [Applause] please talk to chart siri please doc please doc where where do i dock it uh nitric chloric acid and hydrogen oxide [Music] wait wait that power that's the power that [ __ ] just stood up you're mr phil i don't care i don't want to read that i'm not going to read some essay right now where there's a monster just literally literally standing up aired me jesus how do you think i feel right now whitey said charge it charge it charge and charge it charging station that's not a charging station i thought that was a charging station don't get up don't get up what is this charging station i think one of our aid workers is losing it he's completely lost his is there a gun somebody said gun you said the word gun gun oh where's the gun uh you told me gun i don't see a gun is here a gun on the floor what do you see a gun where's this where on the body under the body oh dude i don't you just stay there mister i'll kill you i know how to use this thing i've had two seconds of training that's just firing the gun now get out of town i i can't what am i gonna do with this what monster is gonna be scared by this bang bang bang it shoot a ghost yes who cares [Music] okay mr anderson fresh food is here wait research notes uv exposure it's killed by uv access credentials all right mr moser print that access code i have a scan code now j finch uh i think it's finch right yeah it's bench isn't it you're gonna run out of cyan okay thank you mr pitch hey [Music] he is not the first to try not the first to ring's not worth it i'm back with me and gandalf easy now easy got them trust me someone that's bad the ring i know what it's like heritage [Music] this is not fun this part oh i think we need to turn around what the [ __ ] wait user's a lightsaber [Music] no no jokes i do [Music] that's passing through just don't nobody get up nobody i sit don't get up it's too dark i waste my life here we go that's a chicken what the heck what the heck chicken feet used for protection against spirits they must be fixed by um chicken foot this is a chicken feet thanks for the chicken feet this is chicken feet this is made of chicken feet suspended with chicken feet we did have no soul lend us yours that chicken foot i could use it right now please oh um i uh give me that back no that obviously that didn't work i need mine mine's made look i got that's a wooden cross that this guy had to [ __ ] make that guy made that i i bought mine on the [ __ ] free-to-play store okay this thing was like 19.99 this one's gonna be way more effective take it feet do i need to do something else with you hi oh this is jay finch's key card i'll take this i'll use it better than you will what it's going on use the knife use knife cut the chicken all right i'm gonna get a chicken it doesn't work [Music] that doesn't work that doesn't work wait a minute wait a minute [ __ ] eat uv light he he eat like spray and some holy water bro a break in my [ __ ] hand break in my fingers why am i doing this so tightly here's the other cross it's the chicken feed cross what did this say they must be fixed by a hanger or mambo who's the spray on the guy i mean that there's clearly something right in the middle of the room holy [ __ ] it worked oh my god oh my god oh my god there it is there it is there's the thing there's the guys [Music] [Music] the answer is time [Applause] sit back down where the [ __ ] are you going where you going [Music] [Applause] [Music] god's gonna save me oh it'll protect me in this scenario i can guarantee [Applause] i need a chicken i need a chicken i need to chip spray in the face oh [ __ ] that you didn't like that you didn't like that you didn't like that you didn't like that you didn't like that how about this one how about another one right up your nose [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey i need that [Music] oh my god it's time for the class i think here i will not be closed now you're gonna get cleansed i think i think you're gonna get i'm gonna spray him in the mouth [Music] [Music] [Applause] where is it i feel it i can feel you somewhere oh in the face [Music] where is it is the chicken [Music] chicken this is the chicken [Music] what's happening i can't do the spray i can't put my hand down let's throw another chair at me man [Music] come back is it a body is the inner body i think it's interesting [Music] why is that working aim the crosshair on [Music] hey why is it not working first you don't refuse you're gonna be all over the internet in a very embarrassing manner trap below ground the haitian army found me a day later among the corpses dr hopkins i made it to the airport without too many questions these demonic encounters have left me with a strange sensation as if i am being led towards an inevitable confrontation a zuzu's presence uh one of our inmates attacked and almost killed a police officer detective jameson now in critical conditions lacerations to the throat and neck and made widely known as the gemini copycat killer on life three days after the attack on active jamison final chapter why don't we take a look and see how well we did so far 75 that's a c uh i didn't do the artifact i didn't understand that remember i was learning the game and i got my ass kicked 100 i did pretty good on this one 100 on the baby one 25 why was that so bad research the disease don't get hit by flying objects out whatever cut off its head and the body will follow that's what they say i have traveled too far on this path to turn back at least that's what i told myself iraq syria border upper mesopotamia after five at the tomb wait i gotta do i gotta hold it like every movie actor and every cartoon actor you don't go like this you go like this it wouldn't make your hair catch fire i don't just hold it like here we're like here why go like this on fire it's gonna be why did he open that gonna be a monster in here oh [ __ ] wait do i have my book of spells what the hell that was [ __ ] bath i thought that was a turtle why am i walking towards the scary voice somebody above me oh [ __ ] happy halloween everybody i went in a circle all right that wraps around the circle remember that somebody keep that in mind i'm gonna need that in like 10 minutes and about what what do you want me to repent i'll do it tell me what am i repenting oops how did i do that what was the point of that i feel like i needed that did i need that it's soft locked this way right yeah follow the voice i guess with diablo 2 i feel like i'm in the maggot lair it's risen ooh like like christ this one in a circle and this sucks i just want a goddamn circle right this way wrath two right away this is i went up i went all the way back do i need to grab that rope and pull it along with me there's wrath is that way but this way and this is new this is a new room do you spray the paintings [Music] i like these candles i don't know what the [ __ ] i i don't know i don't know if it was like if there's something wrong with something going on i don't know what's going on i was just trying to light the candles i'm not trying to do anything mean it might be a hint time what do you think is it it's time for a hint um irl i'm along the wall walk forward teleport that doesn't work look why would i be able to jump this is you guys crazy this is like [ __ ] 30 feet throw the torch down why would i listen to that guy [Music] thank you developers i really appreciate it that'd be really stupid to do that in real life based devs go back to the rope go back to the rope go back to the road go back to the rope back to the rope back to the rope now um f2 take this rope walk it through the whole level we do burn the rope i tried that already thought to waiting grab it at the bottom it's part of the scary movie thing is this must be happening put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back spray the rope uh uh that didn't work it's okay it's knocking my [ __ ] everywhere i i kind of have ideas abraham imagine getting service down here ah get the [ __ ] away from me damn it that was a good idea that we pulled the rope off i sprayed the giant chasm it's soft locked maybe is it you think it is a restart um did i just reset progress because that was really weird how that played out did you see that that was odd yes all right here we go let's go walk walk walk walk all right whoa scary scary scary scary stuff oh keep going move move cool really cool it's like burnt you i'm sorry actually feels really good on my like chested back i need to take a bath after this one okay here we go remember i lit this owl that was one of those moments where if that was a little kid it didn't hurt that much but it hurt just enough for me to cry and start screaming like hit my hand and then [Music] all right rope okay so now let me just touch the rope this doesn't do anything find hint now open the book jeremy and this let's look at this book i've reached what did it say you've now reached what looks to be a cliff edge now place your tomb torch in the tomb holder i'll equip your b oil i can't read what you're saying say it again i can't read it oil place your pick back up your tomb torch instant put on the on the right while you put your b oil torch the [ __ ] is b oil e to repent hey at night okay a secret bridge will reveal itself when i use my bee oil your lamp oil the light not the salt idiot why would anybody do that without a cheat code like that what you guys remember you guys remember the undertaker remember the undertaker's theme song always start like this you could just go now [Music] owen where are you going hey it's me the comedy guy hey look at that [ __ ] excuse me where are you going hey don't hold up for me it's me the comedy horror guy i just make [ __ ] jokes well i'm scared it's me the comedy guy i'm ruining your [ __ ] enjoyment of my playthrough ah oh it's open now oh oh [ __ ] what's my face oh that's hot oh it is it's me the comedy guy hey what that's not fair give me this back i need that it's [ __ ] gone forever i need it i need it i need it i need it i need that oh [ __ ] i need that is there another one devs help it's in the wall it sucked it up oh my goodness why did i have to do that oh my god damn it i need a torch torch porch porch respawn point porch respawn point please i'll take it i'll take it towards respawn point [Music] i have to go back and get the torch oh my god oh [ __ ] let him out let him out let him out ow that didn't hurt i just pretended it did let him die i didn't let him die it was too hot to open okay oh my god okay not okay not okay not okay where is it [Music] i can put the fire up is it breaking in my fingers every time hold on one more minute i [ __ ] swear to god i'm gonna need a [ __ ] done more of these i saved you do it don't you do it to me hey i'm ready for the final encounter yes yes yes yes it's me the comedy guy lots of fun playing horror games it's me the comedy guy got my confidence back and i'm ready to try and guess what it's time to fry let's see what's i say no way out no way out no way out no way up you could have just wrote it one time and then you could use the other seven times to find a way out didn't do that did you how are you guys there you are i hear a clock walk oh jesus arrived in the region of the jerusalems as soon as he got out of the boat a man with an unclean spirit appeared from the tombs and met him he'd been living in the tombs and could no longer be restrained even with chains and shackles no one had the strength to subdue him night and day in the tombs and enemies he kept crying out and cutting himself with stones and jesus declared that's great oh you don't want to salt spray this dude hang on give it a go hey illegal illegal illegal spray what did i do that too should i do that too look i'm one of you i'm gonna do it a two you don't have to come kill me look it's upside down hey i'm getting [ __ ] out of here [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's me the comedy guy i made up that scream to make you cry it's me the comedy guy you thought i was scared why don't you die not you that guy why i was [ __ ] horrible that's a that's the worst doctor seuss book that was the worst that was the worst scare of the whole game how many guys the worst character here's the best part about that i can't see what you guys are writing in real time so i don't know if you hate it or not i'm just ha you know what good you know why it beloved comedy guy oh yes i'm so happy i [ __ ] i actually lost like two years of my life from that one it just sprinted right into my face oh my god i feel terrible right now i feel like somebody just punched me in the face like five times all right get me out of here hey bones here god save me i'll do it myself oh look that's what the rope is there for rope reveal fog fog no no that's arguably more important i swear to god jeremy we're good we're good we're good this is father philia's battle of saint vincent de paul in boston if you're listening to this i expect that pazuzu has already stained my mind do not let him do the same to you i must finish my his presence expelled from the i see something up there i put the put the torch down put the torch down look teresa [ __ ] is that oh [ __ ] that's pazuzu that's the pazuzu statue from the first chapter are you it's gonna be a tongue it's gonna be a giant frog a tongue this is a tongue that's a tongue oh thank god it's known as a [ __ ] guy's tongue oh we gotta go up to lord vazuzu's temple oh i climbed this we got to lose a torch all right bye okay here we go holy water holy water and then bring the demon out here we go remember my face on do it do you believe you up at detectives do you believe in the bloated horse so drenched from the canal do you believe in the cigarette burnt limbs of a child in a shallow grave do you believe the puddle of human slime that seeped through the floorboards you think humanity deserves to thrive in its own rotting decay that's the wolf from the neverending story why would a god let you that unholy slime hello stay back i will use power on you that you have never seen before of the thousands of years i lost that sound you don't scare me if you think i'm going to be terrified by something at fire of you you have been mistaken now come down here and pace me and face the light once that cracks into 12 o'clock noon you will be vanquished from this earth once and for all once and for all get a little scared but it's okay it's time to accept that you are a failure species no no i will not accept it right no i don't need the spread come on wait [Music] come on what do you got you got nothing you're really looking a little green there aren't you now go back from whence you came [Music] so [Music] sorry for turning the world's green there folks back all right [Music] oh [ __ ] i'm mean now i'm him you helplessly followed oh you will join us [Music] [Music] life will always prevail therefore sometimes when it doesn't the flash of brilliant light it was over everything that led me here crumbled to dust around me wait i can't breathe we can't we can't hear you you're talking to like the wrong direction all right hold on back you vile demon i'll kill you in vr you're get out of here hey oh whoa yes so epic fight sequence here yeah get him oh it's not it's not that exciting for you oh it's exciting for me i've been waiting that's sick charred rotting flush that lingered around me for months all right how would you do on that one that was all right that ending sequence was pretty crazy it was really good 75 i'll take it uh what time is that by the way that is well would you look at that it is that would be uh 11 10 11 10. all right let's uh what are we doing 1105. 11 10. i'm sorry i just punched you [Music] oh uh disgusting vile human same like actor oh this is cool this is all the stuff why wouldn't we want to get rid of this or something i don't think we want to keep that that was fun actually pretty good i'm coming up coming out that was good that was actually really fun how's your hair that's my face i'm worried about that i'm all worried about like the 5 fps camera that i have next game yeah we will we're going to move on to uh the actually hold on well i have the walking dead walking dead is coming up next either walking dead or what's a short one i'm probably not going to go for more than probably another hour what's the short one i don't want to do five nights at freddy's no i played that game i played the game in like 2012 i played them all about a chair in a room you didn't do it in vr what do you really that matter the vr one is better the vr1 is different all right how about this we'll save that for halloween night but i'm gonna play a chair in a room it's probably not gonna be very good but it might be let's have our expectations in the right place don't you think and then we'll do all the walking dead as well and i'm gonna play a bunch of scary random [ __ ] on halloween night too uh let me go just get some water i'll be right back see in a minute go back from whence you came okay hi i'm just setting up the other game and wiping the lenses all right this is called a chair in a room green water i i guess there's a chair in a room and you have to investigate it we'll see there's more stuff in the exorcist game oh oh well uh maybe it's too late do the thing oh wait hold on i'm gonna make sure i can see what you guys are saying we're good saw two all right no relax here we go this is called a chair okay at some point this fell out again i'm not even gonna use it i don't even care that's like the nose guard what's going the camera looks weird too doesn't it don't you think what's going on here hold on looks [ __ ] crazy white balance is wrong there's a con to contrast it's like all [ __ ] up why does this look so [ __ ] weird i feel like i'm like i'm stop motion like i'm 12 i'm like 21 frames a second or something it's weird don't you feel like i'm like i've been animated what happened this is not at 60 fps whatever don't worry it's it's fine it's a chair in the room let's go whatever we have a 30 hertz monitor i don't have a 30 hertz monitor i'm 120 hertz monitor i need to upgrade i have 1080 to 120 hertz intel uh six core processor so don't worry i'm gonna get one of those amd rippers is massive thanks man where is michael i hired you as a priest a couple weeks ago and you said this i judge how good a vr game is based on what is breakable in the room and there we go ladies and gentlemen this is at least one letter grade yeah i can do it edf [Music] oh [ __ ] hey oh it's leather jacket here the jacket are you here [Music] change the game to uh a green room whatever a chair in a room heck yep chair in a room just a chair in a room who's in that chair [Music] who's in that room ah probably me in that chair that was a bad timing was so i can't hear my ears are blocked if i could hear myself i would do a sick tommy with some impression it was better than the last one you've seen credits what are you talking about we're going to try a cognitive response test today [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] swan repeating genesis sega pegasus the sega pegasus negative results why do you remember anything uh i was i woke up and i i ended up here you guys you know why you're here i have no idea i thought i was coming for a checkup and you guys put me in here uh oscar what are you doing please come to the window for your medication otto just like walked over here don't come over here good boy uh medication right um i is for your own good hey yeah autumn's up that was delicious yeah what is this today you will perform simple memory tests in front of you is a ball and three cups there is it i would like you to hide the ball under any of the cups move it around and reveal the ball it was a power move what did i have to do i the cop hide the ball under a cup sure good luck with this one you piece of [ __ ] what i got a new can i ball a new ball please get a new ball please you [ __ ] bastard scientist you can't keep me in here you think you can keep me in here you're not gonna keep me in here let me the [ __ ] out of here i thought this was a dmv going on you want to play your little game that's what you want you want to play your little game you sicko i seriously have another ball i yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay here it is oh i'm gonna hide this for you sure oh hey dr [ __ ] it's under the right one under the right one done i'm done i disappeared hey what do you see i hit it under the i hit it under the right one ah oh that's a spider under there now when i turn my back you put a spider under there it's kind of weird that you did that i'll show it to you here spider it's a pretty shitty trick this is a this is a prop table thanks any more any more uh any more [ __ ] rain busters for me what are you going to do with this it's a spider it's a spider it's a spider it's a spider okay i see it i see a spider hello i'm leaving ah that was weird where's the spider okay spider here we have a ball here around like this oh [ __ ] give me that you can't get me in here what the heck is this supposed to mean on fishing huh hi are you going to give me food or something [Music] you change the color of the thing that i have here what are you doing i don't what do you want me to do your medication is by the door huh bottoms up how does that look take your medication nope not taking it i can't even see where it is if i wanted to take it in the first place oh yeah my eyes are all blurry i don't know you like do you have like an antihistamine i can take i'll take that but i don't want to take whatever weird drug you just gave me i need some other drug all right fine where is it i can hear where is that where okay all right i'll take it i'll take it i'll take it did i eat the spider i hate the spider ah i can't look at this please recalibrate this [ __ ] what's going on here okay this room looks normal [Music] this room contains all of the information for your appointment with dr green when you are ready to start what happened why can i not start when i left off there's got to be a way to do that maybe like a load game or something right somewhere old game load game not start new game that what does that one do [Music] [Music] and then grab the handle point there is an oh there's only grip what do you mean point okay this looks more like what was supposed to happen i guess the winter oscar charrington the holy bible by oscar charrington no i hey i wha we're gonna hotel we're gonna hotel room this thing there now don't open that draw for like 30 years ah dude another classic by [ __ ] oscar charrington paradise lost a poem written in 10 books oscar charrington okay am i gonna interrupt what time does that say that's that is 1202. i am a murderer who did i kill what i'm a murderer who did i kill i am a murderer who did i kill i remember a bird on the water what was that place the clue here i wonder a bird on the water that sounds to me like a duck this is everything i can remember i have to hide what i know the doctors say that memories haunt me so i hide this from them things here seem familiar they must be oh that's this is this is that's a vulture yeah that's some good that's some good [ __ ] apparently carry items between rooms that was chapter one already oh it's just i love that i love it i'm gonna do it [Music] oh we are just too wild and crazy guys [Music] what um i can't make that wrap that's a huge alligator by the way junk mail our lamp what's a power lamp operate whole flashlight in hand and press thumb pad oh [Music] power lamp okay i want i think i might have needed that nice all right what do i do check all the draws add depth but still want the dream lifestyle you deserve unlock your [Music] unlock your potential mortgage refinance new application live the dream [Music] what wow there's a festive there's a monster in there there's a [ __ ] did you see that that's horrible i swear to god there was a monster in there how do i get out of here ow oh [ __ ] i got it that's what i saw parties welcome regeneration but locals feel abandoned well there's something in that bag what the [ __ ] is in this bag 8.7 k handy that's great it looks like auto where's the lamp why did this [ __ ] disappear where's the lamp lamp find lamp search for the lamp where's the lamp where's the lamp that's a lamp where is the [ __ ] lamp [ __ ] the wall in the first room [ __ ] come on well now i'm stuck in the wall stuck in the wall in the first room not going crazy or what i'm [ __ ] mad at this game now now i'm angry no you pissed me off now you made me angry now you got me irritated i'm searching around for a [ __ ] lamp and i'm stuck in the wall now ah just turn it off just turn it off what button did i press on the side why is this button exist by the way why would you put this button here the button that you could like never find again it's gone i have to restart the whole thing am i this in my [ __ ] mind or is it just gone did i like throw it over here am i like do i even need it i'm giving this 30 more seconds before i just delete it and uninstall the game okay so you're saying it's in this room hey wait wait wait wait what's in here i'm ready for my medicine can i take it please i'm illuminating the wall thank you in the corner really hard to see here you're talking about like in here what happened give his back i thought that was an eyeball all right all right all right okay all right i'm done i'm done i'm done so wait can i go wait it might be in this corner is it because i like threw it i like through it right i was like oh there it goes and then it got like lodged in the wall in this wall technically right [Music] shut up and let me in veto the game [ __ ] i did it started off it was so promising when it started out though [Music] i'm not i'm never letting go of this okay all right okay okay okay okay okay let's go go go go go go go that thing falls it's gonna fall down two seconds ready three two one there it goes and falls down i take a look over here you read the postcard that interesting isn't that interesting okay isn't that interesting okay wow this isn't that interesting look at this that's interesting all interesting stuff what's in here what's this thing say holy [ __ ] what's that saying that okay cool cool all right drop drop [Music] there goes okay drop [Music] i thought that was outside of my window oh it was like somebody's just out there okay oh there i can't stop moving why am i moving okay who cares open the door what's in there there's a scary monster open okay here we go hey for that song that thing moves one scary end this don't open ah what do we do about that can i use the saw on that oh dude [ __ ] come on man what the heck how do i get out of this let me open up this and see what's in here oh this means something maybe oh authorities say that the the the plant got shut down what the [ __ ] dude what the hell is going on in this town what else is in there that's broke off what the heck oh something's moving in that bag here who's in that oh he where he went i didn't even see that i couldn't i didn't have the lamp let's go what do i do with this what should i do with this pry the boards off okay here we go [Music] are those boards off [Music] but work and i can't grab it i can't grab it get in there come on get in there okay it's a bone otto i'm not playing right now he's like i'm down here and he's like trying to play with me otto hold on all right wait hold on i don't want to step on him give me one sec you want to go out come here okay i have i have to give this like five to ten more minutes my back is going to explode getting kicked out of the room like every time i go this way it's like okay here we go i want to go back to that like hospital [Music] there it goes oh go go go go go go go go go what is it oh it's a key in here oh my god we yes all right we're good all right 10 minutes i promise mom i'll do my homework in 10 minutes all right the game just got way better i i was very mean to this game it just got way better we were gonna we're gonna get resident evil forward by that crocodile uh yeah she blows i lie down on my back it can't get me i have to wait do i have to steer this i thought that was just the motor oh it's a big swan hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey well i'm going to sit down and enjoy myself am i supposed to be doing something what's happening did i miss something um oh something in the water no you don't even think about it get out of here [Music] watch that tail [Music] he's got a smash underneath this hey don't do that what a trip hank let's go out it's a little foggy don't worry about it okay [Music] i'm cold it's foggy we can't see anything you want to pitch out here god darn it the worst trip i've ever taken hey what's that b.o.v you're on a murder date wait for the drop it's right there [Music] is that c man that was c man what was that hey teammate be honest that was a very very very very very very long boat ride the alligator did not [ __ ] knock it over i mean you get a c-man reveal though which was pretty awesome okay let's go to bed now right go to bed i want to do more like in the like in the medical place but she's like tell tell me to do things that was so cool teenager in the water who else was out there what was that bird in the highway the bird on the highway highway bird oh not a highway bird highway bird that kind of looks like a highway bird oh that's not a highway bird this is a highway bird now we're in a motel this might get interesting that boat ride with that lick here it comes here it comes here it comes here it comes here it comes here it comes here it comes here it comes this face in the water all right this is this is getting a little creepy all right this is already way scarier than riding on the disney boat look i get it you're trying to watch the porn channel it's not going to come through i tried everything already i'm sorry i remember what tomorrow night meet me tomorrow morning the mic just picked up her just ripping a huge one remember george hey meet her tomorrow morning oh this is crazy i would just be taking pills at the bottom of the ocean what a bed is this a weird bed it's not long enough i'm weird about this why it's like a big marshmallow bed where the hell am i elegant motel no vacancy where am i like your reality is like shifting around phil's in here oh take the pills take them all right i took more of them [Music] food [Music] oh [ __ ] it's the duck it's the duck that's the scariest [ __ ] monster we've seen all night oh [ __ ] okay go out out out of the room out of the room out of the room we can go eat leaf right we can get the [ __ ] out of here right he's going to be my face i thought it was really going to be the swan like chasing us i feel really [ __ ] up i'm gonna be really honest with you this is what it feels like when you're [ __ ] faced i this is hot this is whoever made this game so you to give this to like people to like to like this is like an edging this is educational like this is [ __ ] up this is this is some this is exactly what it's like you nailed it you nailed it god damn it another hallway it's here comes the swan again i'm gonna turn around i'm gonna see a swan behind me [Music] go forward [Music] [Music] police have launched a homicide investigation after the body of an unidentified young man was found in a rural area of the green water swamps this morning the exact cause of death is yet to be established but a police spokesperson has confirmed that the victim suffered multiple injuries and it is still unclear if the victim drowned in the swamp or if he was killed before entering the water police are investigating an unusual theme park swan boat which was found close to the victim's body i think it might have been the killer information about a figure seen using the boat in the early hours swan vote was seen fleeing the crime scene on the surveillance video of the uh amusement parks have cordoned off a number of derelict premises in the area and are now widening their search to cover residential and business premises bring some booze with those pills reports from the area have suggested that an abandoned holiday lodge irreparably damaged in the storms of 2005 [ __ ] that's scary oh [ __ ] mommy and daddy are on a vacation right now [ __ ] who are you was that me was that me or them we're at the pelican motel now we need to check every room one by one start at the end of that road and i'll make sure that no one tries to slip away officer i've been here officer there's a dangerous criminal in the area officer officer i'm in this room officer i'll break this [ __ ] thing if i have to oh safe oh there might be a coat in here ah eight fourth four five six seven five oh dough x o seven nine what choco is that right i can't i really can't read it's blurry for me is it 6279 dude officer do you know what the code is for all the saves e digits that's easy postcard on the postcard [Music] is it doing a creepy sound when i do of the safe shelf oh right through there reading from new orleans there's not on here elk uh eight four three eight four three is the only three number up here wait why is the bathroom blocked from the inside i don't know go to the bathroom go to the bathroom i can't just walk from the inside all right i'm gonna do to do 843 [Music] god give me a [ __ ] break where's that fork all right i can maybe can i break i can break the door open okay it keeps it it's playing a sound oh god damn it you know i'm looking for three digit calls like an [ __ ] bugs just always take them immediately what does that do for me three two three two eight three two zero let's go buddy i cannot leave i don't need the bathtub this is just where's the [ __ ] bathtub somebody in the bathtub i knew there was a little person there oh it is a i need was a flashlight puzzle okay i need to know i need the next piece bible don't open that wait for me in the lodge wait for me in the lodge all right i will i have to look in the bible hi i've made the lodge all right let's go that charitably the cops aren't there anymore hide the page in the bible actually pretty brilliant and you better come out by the time i count to ten one whatever doesn't kill you excuse stranger three four i thought i was gonna count to three wait don't you coming on three six seven eight nine ten the dead guy give me the bible why the lodge why me there was a bird one who prays on the weakness of others what are the birds all right i'm gonna give this five more minutes five more minutes all right that last chapter was actually really good it was very good it was terrifying with one that was very good the will be just eyes that is her lungs why must you insist on this oh that's a huge chair that chair looks like it's made out of like like that's like a human chair like blood that's a normal chair that's a that's kind of a weird chair that's not that's weird i don't i don't like those that's that's a weird chair isn't it a scary chair to me literally a chair i feel like if i was i'd be scared of that chair it looks like it's gonna have like knives like shoot out of those little holes and like shut my back oh what the [ __ ] are you kidding me dude are you serious nice good [Music] oh don't like i don't like it oh careful there's a desk there all right when i spend all right i guess i'm having like too much fun but vr i can't i can't stream vr for like more than five hours so i can't one more minute i just i we are so much fun just apply it just impossible to do oh nice degree why do you leave questions on the answer doc can we not bury the dead oh look it's so prestigious teaching hospital eyes mustache mouth do you not understand stay here jesus are you gonna come down here gonna come down here and say something about it i'll see you later postcard on the desk we'll pick up on it on halloween night this is a lot of fun though all right i'll give you my verdict chapter one was awesome chapter two was not good at all chapter three was incredible chapter four we don't know yet we don't know yet okay i'll give you a hold on a minute for this one the exorcist was awesome that was really good really good it defies marshmallows in water and then do what what do you what do you want me to do otto otto's gone he wanted to go up all right here's the plan so thank you for joining me tonight that was very very fun very scary i lost probably a little bit of a little bit of time left in the end of my life because of all the screaming exorcist was [ __ ] crazy uh anyways uh next stream is gonna be watch dogs legion i'm gonna play it at lunch i'm probably only going to play for one day but i mean i've been it could there's potential that it could be at least fun to play for like four or five hours is it sponsored no trust me don't worry i'll like swear about the game a thousand times trust me i'm probably gonna tell you the game's terrible i'll play the game for like four hours and go escape [ __ ] awful i hate this no it's not a sponsored stream i just i just wanna look i'll be honest i wanna play the old lady and strangle somebody and then on this room will be over i'm just gonna have a team of old ladies everybody that's on my team is going to be over the age of like 70 and we're just going to strangle people and i'll do like four missions uh that i got what i wanted out of it uh and then after that we're going to play little hope with italics i mean italics are going to do a co-op stream the last time being attacks played we did man of medan so uh fast forward like a year and we're gonna do little hope now are you brad we'll see i am wiped out though i'm [ __ ] tired i'll uh i'll see you guys in a couple days i'm gonna actually crouch down here this [ __ ] little people here i didn't even look at like the view count i thought you guys were just saying like 9k 10k andy again and there's a you back there you back there i saw what you just did you think you can hide that from me i saw what you just did i think i can't [ __ ] notice that well now you're a 7k well the stream's over people leaving i'm gonna wait here staring at the screen for two days i think that might not be a great idea that's what i do even just kneeling down like this i put my knees on the ground and i'm just leaning forward i'm like about to break in half let me lean back for a sec oh god damn it what happened to me what actually happened i have no idea i'm still on it i'm still punching at it raid ross uh sure no not ross from friends what some friends all right we're gonna go say hi would go uh go tell ross hello we played fat uh you know maybe we'll play phasmaphobia again soon it's i mean it's halloween maybe we'll try to get like a halloween phasmophobia thing again that'd be cool i will see you guys in a couple of days have a great rest of your night goodbye thanks for watching thanks for sticking around as always take care see you soon uh let's talk about the real interesting that i've been watching this stream how about the people that have been watching the stream that didn't really know they were watching the stream uh potentially my neighbors think that uh there is some weird really wild [ __ ] going on in this room uh performing exorcisms talking about like slay the demon go back to hell where you belong go back to where you came eat holy water like what am i doing in here it's concerning listening to this

Channel: Skye4

Views: 199,916

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma, The Exorcist: Legion, The Exorcist VR, The Exorcist: Legion VR, Jerma The Exorcist, Jerma The Exorcist: Legion, Jerma VR, VR, Jerma The Exorcist: Legion VR, Jerma Greenwater, A Chair in a Room: Greenwater, Greenwater, A Chair in a Room, Jerma A Chair in a Room, Jerma A Chair in a Room: Greenwater

Id: yGC3rgU31y8

Length: 131min 38sec (7898 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 29 2020