The Angriest One Guy - Jerma Streams Hylics (Long Edit)

I [Music] [Applause] hate all of you hey what's up still late probably I'm very late I'm sorry but you know hold on I'm just gonna [ __ ] up uh I had I had to use the bathroom I had to uh yeah okay whatever dude who cares I really need to tell you what I was doing let me just let me just tell you it was gross anyways how you doing welcome to a stream [Laughter] dude what the [ __ ] TMI what the stuff over sharing um for all you know I don't know I could have been brushing my teeth and I like oh my breath was bad what where's your why is your mind so where are you going stop playing High licks tonight you probably saw by the incredible title which I have not updated uh one of the mods we'll fix it probably like an hour it is the way it is the way that it's gonna be for now yeah I've heard this game is very weird been told it's gonna be right up my alley it's not that long but we'll see there's also a sequel so if I like this then I'll probably played the sequel at some point so let's go you guys ready heard this game is a little weird let's see what we got here there it is I gotta get my I gotta get comfortable yeah I'm not comfy right now this is a [ __ ] there we go all right let's get started here we go cool Hilux if you want me to explain what this game is I don't I have no idea all I know is that it's a game let's go no no no no no no no no no no no no okay psychic land miraculously purifies the chemicals the people hark out of a field it is a chemical below a product it is a memory beside truth meanwhile Gibby King of the Moon Works a engine beside the shrunken vessel memory title what [Music] you guys are gonna get me in trouble thus Your Story begins one okay interesting go [Music] interesting all right so this is a different character it's your life savings you've got 53 bucks it's not that's not a lot meow [Music] is that cat [Music] learned ablative Hollow plether what did I learn it's outside you accidentally crushed it oh [ __ ] oops Trash Can Lid was found okay I got a trash can lit maybe you should bathe okay your flesh and will were restored foreign [Music] warm burrito was found let's just wait what are you sure that's what that is [Music] I don't I don't yeah I don't know about that one I don't know about that one that's [ __ ] gross all right do I have a okay hold on yeah I did as you see I did just want to make sure that I could capture this game so I did open it for like two minutes I didn't do anything I didn't touch anything but we can just save over this uh things one Burrito Plus One revives dead and restores 50 flesh okay instruments outfits can be worn wait I can avoid I can wear this these are items okay that's cool get dressed I have a pistol a trash can lid and toilet paper I'm ready chip [Music] oh well this is animals acquired a vegetable ooh okay I take them all I think I can this is bad this is just kind of like a garden like a vegetable garden or something things oh [ __ ] I have 13 vegetables 50 flesh and removes negative status okay well actually it is a good thing to have all right who are you from the Northeast is the juicy city of Bangor frit s apparel endure A Thousand Years [Music] inside correct fire but far beyond government what doth could leave remember our sustenance of field to the Northeast is the forbidden city of azul norpan May its vacuum indoor thought was going on oh it's just random okay it's random text generation that's funny [Music] whoa okay also norpan the Forbidden City actualized despite another Crystal extrudes below her sound not below her product every so weird remarkably falsify burning texturize he considers near High lick memory what is high lick hi lick ahead lies Mount mornfoof Beware of the wicked cone cultists welcome to Ozil norpin of forbidden city I grow the insects chest over here there's a stick of dynamite in the box of course you take it you want to use the tub it's going to be 25 bucks and no thank you you stink so do I need to talk to anybody like should I be talking to anyone or is it just kind of just random nonsense you can learn special abilities from the televisions which are scattered throughout this realm ah when fighting a flesh Dash you must attack then rest and then guard unless you suffer the creatures really the Knight Pawn gorma is said to be immune to the deadly Touch of ambulance skulls there's either an island of the West behind a sealed door [Music] television television microwave yeah you don't have Frozen yeah I do oh no that was a toilet burrito Rose and burritos can be effective projectiles feel safe when you walk outside oh what nice title dude I didn't make the title my title is really boring and plain I had a perfectly plain title it was plain let me ask you guys something when you get a bagel do you get a plain bagel or does it have to be something wacky I when was the last time you had a plain bagel just a plain just regular bagel I feel like to me it's got to be there's got to be something on it everything bagel seeds you know like like a cheese on it and stuff like that you know they bake them with uh stuff in it I I'd like a plain bagel but I don't think I've had one in a long time usually looking at everything big onion Bagel yup onion Bagel everything bagel is what I buy I don't buy plain Bagels kind of interesting all right so I did that I've seen this need an instrument should I buy this should I buy the bat I'm gonna buy it I don't care it's probably stupid people are gonna be really mad at me about it so there wait this is like I have weapons and items put over here oh Trish found meat yeah that trash man those of you that have been around for a long time you remember that was a sub sound for a while that was one of my favorites yeah that's trash man the bird sound you know the bird sound I actually am sad that I did because a sub sound is like okay everybody pause for a second the funny line is gonna be said the bird sound ruined old streams because it was just noise that just would happen randomly instead of being like I'm in the middle of saying something or talking it's oh hey guys and by the way here's what what ah that trash man everybody stops and we just listen to it for a second but eventually it got to a point where it was so in the background that you were just randomly talking over me would be like I've gone back and watched old vods and gone oh what turn that off you watch yourself no but sometimes I'll go back and just check on Old mods and stuff you know you never know that's tomorrow I want to see what kind of okay something interesting too because I've been doing this for like 12 13 years now that it's kind of interesting sometimes just to go back and be like what was I like like five years ago two years ago eight years ago interesting sometimes so I'm looking at old photos I mean I don't do this that often this is maybe like once every maybe like once every year or two I'll go back and look at some stuff now when we've done this on stream before what do you mean to initiate warp make contact with the central node unauthorized access is discouraged thank you for understanding warp access is currently infested creatures fear the dotted Red Line it will not cross it enjoy your time in the warp access what is it going are these enemies [Music] these are enemies whoa oh my God I'm gonna die how do I run how do I run I'm gonna die I think I'm gonna Dive Right Now when's the last time I saved the game how do I run I haven't saved the game in like 20 30 minutes how do I run you can't am I in trouble wait I could eat a bunch of vegetables you can't run should I just eat vegetables and just make it happen [Music] Wayne was slain what [Music] what the hell just happened so this is the afterlife feel free to crash on the couch you can use the machine over there to convert any meat you found into flush points deposited one meat into the grinder your maximum flush Point Rose too oh and these are fast travel points I get it but where am I you can build sand castles on the beach try using the space bar [Music] oh cool all right hold on I don't care if this takes me like half an hour [Music] oh sorry nice there we go that's not bad toss fish into the ocean no okay well yeah maybe maybe you belong in there you all right I I didn't know this was I thought this could have been poisoned for all I know I think I can hear a TV set behind this wall if I had Dynamite I could let's go learned calibration I love this game Hilux 2 is also really good no I'm into it I'm into it for sure bro are you high no no are you drunk no like I told you for the last like couple of years the last like a year and a half two years I have not at all it's just me it's just I have such attention problems in the first place that it became really clear that I was just [ __ ] myself up so bad even when not even just by taking a little sometimes so she's like no no not anymore not anymore wait rest on the couch take a nap yeah take a nap on the couch that's probably full heal [Music] but the lilies flow to the moth the mole along his galleries goeth in the dark Earth yep okay so that's a full heal responsible germa yeah I mean I don't know that's an active Crystal to tether the portal oh this is where I'll be teleporting to all right let's go to the orange one [Music] very cool all right this game just leveled up in me caring about it access Warp where we going oh God is this thing I found a paper cup what is that well I know what a paper cup is but what is that [ __ ] brain mysterious glyphs and vegetal motives adornance so there's a key okay somebody's house over here there's somebody's house you got a lot of money in there um this vault is off limits please go away thank you in advance for your cooperation it's like I'm gonna have to destroy you if you don't leave you made me do this delay day I summon thee holy [ __ ] [Music] oh yeah well that's weird [Music] everybody missed 22. [Music] oh all right I'm gonna reload I'm gonna reload I just want to see what happened I just want to see what happened I'm reloading I won't I promise I won't save to come uh how do I oh I can't save scum yeah okay does the yoinky slinky I think that's a that's not quite that plus the yoinky splunky is something I I you guys gave that term to a little thing I did on the dollhouse stream [Music] police demons this is ridiculous bro this is silly you get a load of that who is sleep paralysis demons I've never heard of that before I mean that wasn't a dance that was just you guys called it that so I mean is that really a dance I said it did I make that up no I didn't [Music] cult permits nothing to leave more and foot in this way they hope to promote a reverse erosion okay everybody's hitting the Yankees flanky I'll just Mount mournful holy [ __ ] is a lot of money [Music] 50 bucks yes [Music] what is going on in here is this TV that's TV isn't it is that not a TV sleep here um [Music] paper cup I want if I sleep in here is this a TV I don't think this is a TV the cop you found it I'm an expert in the usage of the paper cup please allow me to accompany you one day we may come across another artifact from the old times which will require the paper cup uh okay magnificent I will guide you when the time comes there's no party member what if we sleep what happened what has happened where on Earth are we now what is this is weird okay is that an enemy I don't know what's an enemy or a friend I am the sage of brains I grant you my token got Sage's token seek my siblings the sage of computers in the sage of death it will also give you tokens but therein lies the path to the enlightenment nice this is the life this is the life I like the little birds he's cute I like him should we use the paper cup here we can use a paper cup with this machine your companion places the paper cup into a recess on the front of the machine and depresses a small blue lever fluid flows from the reservoir into the paper cup you drink it and your will is permanently increased by 25 points oh hell yeah maybe we could uh [ __ ] some stuff up now do you think I'm strong enough okay we got attack own cultist attack cone cultist all right I can do it I love the snap it's cool [Music] all right Wayne's crew was Victorious 150 bucks who died oh I thought it was wait can I like do anything with that I think scary I don't like that thing [Music] here's a vegetable that's cool looking [Music] and clean it up [Music] good 150 bucks Frozen burrito meat meat meat all right easy I don't wanna I don't wanna aggregate that thing all right I'm good for now I'm good for now I don't I don't want to die there's a TV right here [Music] get over here get over here [Music] space shurikens I got a lot of money I'm gonna go buy stuff oh this is my money money you found 50 money if I aggro this thing am I dead dead like no like guaranteed oh [ __ ] I'm terrified of this thing I don't know how strong it is foreign bucks damn uh let's check out one more oh what is that 44. oh oh we're good [Music] yeah we're good meat meat a lot of meat for the uh the meat grinder he said it oh my God he said it finally finally look click click that click get that part then drag forward or timeline clip the end of that 12 seconds got it upload all right what do you sell okay turbo tendons well I was wearing a wheel two weapons twenty percent of wears normal attacks inflict poison okay so should somebody have poison or is this too expensive for right now get cellophane how many like two three I don't want to spend that much I'll get two this is I'm gonna get this so I want someone to have that so this is this prevents blind and then this is poison poison damage and then they no friends blinds that that's actually huge right now there's another strap too in there yeah what do you got giant metal Dome apparel too large to be worn with any other armor what does it do plus 50 plus 50 what armor I mean that's pretty good so but I can't wear this with anything else so I wouldn't be able to have this and the sunglasses on I'll get it it's flesh slash Health oh okay oh that make oh okay look at 140 Health holy smokes that's a lot somebody said that song was scratching their frontal lobe I think I could find fights things now can I I should be strong enough I'm doing it oh [ __ ] I forgot to sleep oh that hurt [Music] two damage oh don't do it no [Music] I think I'm all right [Music] Jesus this hurts oh I could revive but no I don't have one of those [Music] I'm art these things hurt [Music] the sauce still says you're in the bathroom well this stream is live right now if that's what only when the stream is offline hundred bucks damn okay hold on this is we need to heal wait s just dead oh I have to use the burrito [ __ ] are you guys doing over here [Music] [ __ ] even I'm not gonna show that because it's stupid why [Music] no if you I'm no I'm not even gonna dress it it's a stupid meme that somebody did in the Discord I'm not doing that [Music] laughs I I ca I'm playing a game right now I can't show it [Music] [Applause] I don't even understand what this meme is what is this meme trying to what is this meme can somebody explain this to me I don't get it I mean I get it what they're doing but I don't get it at the same time it's Bernie watching a video of me with cigarette packs smoking a cigarette I don't get it I don't understand this and I'm not showing it no I'm just not gonna show it I don't get it I don't get what does this mean fine I'll show it what is this supposed to be I I don't get it [Music] understand this [Music] does anybody get it [Music] all right I don't want to die I don't want to lose here I gotta pay attention I don't think there's anything to get necessarily I I don't get it I I don't get it I don't never get this I don't get this [Music] thank you [Music] foreign real quick right now [Music] you're not gonna die again right you know you're gonna die again what this is a full health why'd I die so quickly [Music] bro you suck no I gotta pay attention people are sending me Bernie Sanders like smoking memes of me holding cigarette packs I'm a little distracted right now [Music] no no it's fine I'm kind of in trouble though [Music] I think I have to die because then I can put them turn the meat in right let's maybe that's not a bad thing parasite Crystal whoa whoa I'm the sage of computers I grant you my token Sage's token okay there's one more token I don't have a revive I don't want to fight this thing oh [ __ ] what no I thought I dodged it all right I'll be all right just die it's fine but I want to be able to get all the secrets was last time you played with Play-Doh that would have to be at least 25 years ago wait this is safe no you lied to me you lied to me I'm actually I feel betrayed right now you've lied to me you said Redline and that was a you lied to me oh [Music] I'm definitely dead [Music] oh [ __ ] oh no way goodbye [Music] I do have a ton of meat though [Music] 22 Meep your max flesh Rosebud okay 44 extra health is huge the executive balcony is down the stairs only those who have died three times are allowed there uh I guess you qualify good job you may proceed swish swish ax found ooh time steals away like a stream May Glide hence away I need a paper cup that's extra Mana okay so this is a ton of damage but no nothing on it greatly increases maximum will points oh I don't think I want that right now but I definitely will take this maybe I should be like Caster in a way how much more that's a lot that's an unbelievable amount yeah I think I'll keep it on and I think we have to fight this I think I'm gonna do panorama [Music] 45 damage that's a lot [Music] hit all of them that's good [Music] yeah I'm gonna use uh they dust as a caster killer all right muscle all right I'm afraid but I'm gonna do it [Music] if you inadvertently destroyed it what what just happened [Music] doesn't kill you instantly you ignored the sign at the beginning though those are the skulls why did well I don't know what it meant by that everything this game is so wacky looking I didn't know that I don't know I don't know what that thing was 300 bucks nice all right well I got everything here I got everything here all right I'll fight him I wonder what the strategy here is [Music] all right that hurts a lot [Music] [ __ ] I go [Music] just don't die I think we're okay Jesus oh [Music] oh thank God one Health the damn [Music] okay that's not gonna cause a problem right if I don't kill the ads first oh all right let's do it there's a lot of money back there PPS race [Music] I did it [Music] only 75 bucks I feel bad artificial bicep was found 50 bucks that's it 100 bucks and that's it well there's a TV in here [Music] detonation artificial bicep increases HP and strength yep definitely what was that new power detonation inflicts 250 percent damage slow casting speed Derma stream's an 864p because maximum bit rate a lot by twitch is 6 000 1080p 60 is too large for that very to look good well you can make 1080 a 1086 1080 30 is fine 1086 60 is okay too it's I'd prefer it the other way why did I read that I don't know why are you reading the you're reading the bot messages I don't I don't know I looked over and I saw it I saw somebody do that emote where I'm like I thought they would I thought they were talking [ __ ] so it was that's an official message oops that's not bad what why why is there up roarous laughter right now am I missing something what's happening this dude is beefing with his own nightbot that moves really fast sometimes you know I I look over and it's I just see somebody's doing that evote and that emote usually means like oh look at me I have driven and I [ __ ] talk to her about it so I'm like all right so whatever [ __ ] you bro I'll tell you why all right I thought it was somebody like talking [ __ ] [Music] the bird fighting Its Reflection I'm fat chest me you'll get timed out for that please don't touch the device or I'll have to destroy you this then controls the harbor gate touch it unauthorized access detected manifesting horrid projection oh dear [Music] 18 damage that's it what percent damage [Music] that's good maybe detonate with this character will be crazy [Music] that name wow all right yeah do that again [Music] it's a lot okay I'm out of that but I think it's fine attack normally don't be stupid [Music] 2 000 bucks got a muscle apt leak our Brigade opened oh that's where I couldn't get out from all right nice very cool mods can I read that that's funny I just I have to read that like am I allowed to read that somebody just got timed out this is what they said [ __ ] this guy this Derma dude this streamer I hate his streams I hate his voice I hate his face I hate this game I hate this chat I hate twitch I hate videos I hate the internet I hate this keyboard I hate computers [ __ ] Electronics I [ __ ] hate this chair too I'm gonna just I'm gonna give you just a small small piece of go get like a glass of water and when they come back they hate this chair hopefully you get like a better chair man like everybody deserves like a chair right a good chair get a glass of water I hope you I hope like you feel better get a glass of water and then come back internet I hate this chair I hate this keyboard I like this this keyboard too hope you're doing all right dude seriously sometimes you just gotta let it out yeah oh there's a little thing here [Music] access terminal [Music] God where am I oh different part of the world honey a thousand bucks that's a lot TV oh hey Wayne I left my magic gauntlets in the basement and now it is infested with ambulance skulls if you could help me retrieve them I mean the gauntlets we should avoid the skulls sure nice oh Tom's Nosa has joined the crew [Music] bubbles you can clean yourself off in the sink uh sure oh [Music] Burrito on the toilet oh nice [Music] all right so I can't fight any of this I have to avoid it I gotta use my Pac-Man skills hey roach food I've got your roach food a thousand bucks for some roach food deals like this come once in a lifetime sure I got some roach food I'm in trouble how do I get out of this please [ __ ] they're camping I don't you don't uh wait what if I can I sleep and reset no your [ __ ] get out of the way [Music] get out of the way I I think I have to die [Music] oh well oh yeah you're right I got that teleporter that's right wait where's my friend where's the new friend I had a new friend where are they what oh all right I was gonna say that sucks this chair this chair dude this chair I hate chair streams I hate his chair I hate chairs I hate this chair I hate his chair I hate that chair I hate his chair all right I see we're see we're going uh off the deep end with this one gloves acquired magic gauntlets so now is the person permanently in the group magic gauntlets these gauntlets allow their wearer to convert various creatures into mightiness seems like a lot of damage is this game too weird um I don't think so now this game is just weird enough I like it stop ignoring me into a funeral stream um what there is I touch it whoa subscribe no no no I don't know this thing is kind of scary should I [Music] dato dotoplasm [Music] can I interact foreign [Music] oh that hurts that did a lot of damage though hold on God I might be able to survive this that's a full heal leech is a expensive can I try it [Music] oh it's right it's drained all right no no we're good we're good we're good we're good [Music] I think I am as long as I can keep this up ancient odor oh poison that's bad [Music] oh [Music] come on [Music] don't hit Wayne good 60 damage nice I feel like I don't want to use the dynamite I think we'll just go on Attack Attack you use vegetable on you then you use vegetable on yourself yes [Music] what'd I get jerkin parasite Crystal oh sensible everyday wear for the modern machine prevents paralysis okay we should wear that probably you um re-equip the skull it's one of the best headpieces what is it doing demon skull what are the stats on it health it's more HP okay thoughts on the game so far I think it's great it's kind of like Earthbound went through a bunch of I mean it's like a really cool art piece the music's really cool it plays sort of like that Earthbound kind of the party and you have to I mean it's elegant it's really cool correct it is an RPG right but it's it's like a television screen RPG here's what I mean by that when you get into a battle your party members are not on the screen it's just you you're like a POV RPG POV traditional turn-based RPG Dragon Quest does this I unlike in like the like the Psychedelic powers and stuff I mean that's Earth though [Music] what the [ __ ] just happened whoa where am I what's going on whoa what just happened Wayne wrongfully prepares many behaviors but gothy's sniff his vessel near truths digest the offending Doom in prisons consider the dirt meanwhile at the Moon Palace Gibby Pilots soon our shrunken Radiance will be greatly shunned so every pain is a whatever that word is homunculus and every chemical is like Melancholy biscuit foreign [Music] very cool all right we can keep going but I want to go purchase stuff first Greece's will by 50 I don't know that's a lot of money you got a muscle thing in your inventory oh what does that mean okay permanently increases mightiness by two I feel like it's gonna be Wayne Right give Wayne the heaviest attacks I think that's probably what I'm gonna do 59 mightiness nice [Music] two weapons I could give it to Wayne I think I'm gonna give the wine okay Mac greatly increases maximum will losing mightiness though oh it's because I lose the bicep damn it is that all right I think I need another ax first let's give it to you foreign have another instrument for you please roll it as holy use your muscle I did I did you you went to go blow your nose and you came back or you have to go like you went to go heat up a snack or something you came back and I did it already all right well I have it now and when I find a good weapon I will replace this yeah go he has no idea what he's doing I haven't I have a general idea tell us then well I mean I have no idea what's going on in the story it's like a pretty trippy kind of cool interesting game and I'm just enjoying the ride and the music and the Chill Vibes and the the numbers that go up on screen I'm chilling out with that that's code for I don't know what's going on I'm fine though whatever whatever relax ing crush the bugs oh give roach food should I yes thanks for the snack you can have this excuse me field made from a venerable Beast wielder is immune to poison hmm it's better than a trash can lid this game has a meat grinder and Bug food yeah that's I mean why have you not bought this yet how much is this game this game's like three dollars this game is I think it's less than three or four dollars all right let's move [Music] whoa yeah let's try this where are we now oh um what the hell is going on here okay this is where all the ladders are so that all right I'm gonna take like a screenshot of that get away from us whatever just kill it I just got this intense craving War like a pepperoni pizza I'm so glad that there is pepperoni pizza in the fridge I can confirm with you all just confirm there is a pepperoni pizza in the fridge don't worry Aid oh [Music] um magic or something well let's try to kill the thing in the middle [ __ ] there we go so how do I hurt these maybe the shurikens let's try the chickens does it work it does okay poison you draining my mp what I can't even do anything I don't have any juice boxes I mean I could do Dynamite but that sucks I I want to save it it's fine you'll get more I'm scared fine it doesn't kill anybody I didn't kill anybody no it's it's over and I just wasted a dynamite now I'm pissed wait do I have I think I have wait a minute no I don't die what you what I thought you wait no I didn't wanna you stupid you told me I couldn't do that you guys told me I couldn't do this you lied to me my hand so I had this thing whenever these arrow keys [Music] um my hand really hurts my fingers kind of get hurt okay I'm an old man sorry no I didn't want to fight you run I have to open every single gravestone I have to this is why I can't play Luigi's Mansion everything needs to be like everything has to be sucked up everything has to be touched like all like all I have to suck up everything you give me all right I think I'm I'm in trouble [Music] oh soft locked [ __ ] okay okay hold on I have to die I'm soft locked thank God all right [Music] no can I actually fight you or what yes all right we're good is there any way that I can remap my arrow keys to be wasd like in Windows or something they need like a script to do it yeah I used auto hockey before [Music] um all right let's go with the one on the left first and let's heal you poison tilt your keyboard wait wait a minute you mean like move it hold on then I have to hit space though I'm gonna play with my arms crossed I think I'm playing yeah I'm gonna go arms crossed my left hand is on the arrow keys my right hand's on Space the enemy on your left has your hairstyle [Music] that's literally you it's not literally me I don't even oh come on I should have killed the thing on the right first there we go I hate this keyboard I hate this chair [Music] I imagine I probably have to activate all these yes don't fight me ah [Music] there it is ah you know what let's get the experience these things are fine oh my God look at their rear to the left hey whatever I [Music] there he is [Music] there we go please get out of the way I want to see the TV get out of the way I want to watch the TV oh it's microwave stamped oh shut up with this [Music] all right no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no get that status off thank you will the poison eventually killed one on the right [Music] oh I'm out of MP I can't I can't win I have to leave Hubble's on the one on the left I think that's all I can do just help the poison kills it okay die oh guard everybody guard until somebody dies from Poison [ __ ] bye TV [Music] person Health chant is that all of them or is there more one in the middle oh get out of the way [Music] oh my God this [ __ ] in the way person are you five four no I'm five seven and five eight with shoes on and that person for a whole at least one full day oh it's blinking did I do it wait was that blinking before I don't remember no no no no no no no I didn't want to do that I hit right right like just passes and I don't want to pass oh that's bad I gotta look at some snoss's gear because we are not hurting anything with that character yeah 65 63 15. oh no no it is okay they're they're attacking out of order hey I'm five I'm five eight who gives a [ __ ] I'll tell anybody else doesn't matter something moved above ground he could be six feet tall you could be seven feet tall you'd be five two you could be five one we're all so different we all have our own things that we can do we all have different skills and time out everyone saying five you know what I mean time about get them delete them I actually like being shorter you know how like how how much better it is to I can I can like nap on the couch perfectly it's great oh this yeah this is that's fine do you want to cope I can fit into little places and [ __ ] it's great I don't give a [ __ ] how tall I am what is going on here somebody stashed two frozen burritos here oh yeah yeah no don't ever forget who actually threw the ring into Mount Doom don't forget who did that it wasn't a gigantic orc it wasn't Gandalf who was it who did it huh who did it yeah yeah but yeah but yeah can dalf what I've Gandalf how do you pronounce it again it's Gandalf Gandalf that's how you say Gandalf did some something happened above ground what happened oh this happened Demon's skull was found I already have one of those but cool [Music] blade was found chance of lowering targets mightiness duck blade is it worth putting on the this thing 78. [Music] all right nice I don't care about the blindness right now you missed a party member oh no oh I'll find it baby [Music] bio wave this hurts a lot wow poison damage really kills this thing bad [Music] oh they're multiplying ow ow that hurts [Music] get rid of these things before they they probably overwhelm you [Music] this is doing 125 damage [Music] that's gotta be doing like two plus 100 damage every time [Music] 125 stop spawning hmm is poisoning the same one over and over again do anything I was hoping it was gonna stack that might not be the case though okay well we need to do this now [Music] do it again [Music] they normally don't in RPGs that's true focusing on the little ones foreign [Music] deep trouble [Music] I'm going for it [Music] yes [Music] got kind of hairy [Music] this is like a boss this thing is pretty difficult for being just a regular enemy [Music] boss [Music] here we go [Music] five thousand bucks tons of vegetables kind of an unbelievable amount of vegetables I've died a lot here I call this place the Hall of deadly statues strengthening my leg muscles so I can run past them [Music] Disney's attack oh yeah they do of course they do found meat now how do I get out of here oh I'm dead goodbye [Music] I got lots of meat though so where's this other I missed a something right let me see there's an island I didn't explore party member on the island oh I didn't go here that's right wait what's that [Music] the lever is off limits I don't recommend pushing the button either [Music] please don't touch the lever please don't [Music] don't touch the lever off limits okay I can't can I do anything else please stop pushing the button [Music] don't push it I'll give you these muscle app leaks just stop pushing it oh what do I keep going that sound like fatal Spirit rays [Music] oh you're gonna get mad [Music] considered delusion Spirit slowly stretched you're a button pressing Maniac take this nice now gold there's nothing more for you may you preparing lards I got a cup interact with the bugs [Music] what what whoa converted the bug into might for who is it TV foreign [Music] okay token one token two I need one more token [Music] and then this will turn on so this is the only place I have not gone is the middle here it's like triple worm poop worm single worm Ultra poop worm coiled worm single worm whatever somebody will remember paper cup that's 25 Mana yep hey squirrel food I've got squirrel food 2 000 for some squirrel food yes I've seen a couple squirrels for sure I think I will just stand here forever all right I got some real food whatever you know what I was trying to say okay so it was [Music] this one this one this one and this one nice I'm called ungorma greatest of the dread Knights of vithorn for long ages I have waited in this vault bite me uh not yet so it goes I want to watch your TV first [Music] dark flame prepare yourself yeah it's always clear the ads first right pretty much always damages all enemies slightly stronger than a normal attack let's try it now let's go for it just do it three times [ __ ] it it's pretty powerful [Music] nice all right now he's focused [Music] that's pretty good 86 damage foreign chant here we go we're pretty beefed up right now I am defeated very well I will follow you and Aid you in your violent endeavors by the way I have dominion over the ambulance skulls you wouldn't you don't need to fear them anymore oh [ __ ] that's actually really helpful sleep on the couch too oh come on really yeah watch TV so he can get skill yeah just realizing right now that's how this works quick name all the people in the party right now prove I know who they are Wayne de dust us whatever that name was [Music] a and [Music] this fifth year Royal or something whatever it was let's see on gorma said he was like a vithereal night like I was close enough okay let's go just join the party and you already forgot them it's all right let's go let's play so I went down last time this time I'm not gonna go down I'm gonna go up [Music] left maybe wait what about up oh [ __ ] I found it did I get it I got oh I got it I got it I got it that's lucky at the last at last the lard is bungled inside offending convecutives Wayne is miraculously considering a mountain below insects for it's out of mere mandibles and memories his pneumatic being will not be actualized and now the time for austere corrosion Arts draw to an end Gibby shining Works strongly below the Lord lead lunar Fortress season year ends for Theory below the vent amidst the mirror act free acts three summon an airship uh yes [Music] oh now we can go to these other places all right where should I go what's over here wait what what's going on do we have instruments there's a concert oh when it shunned his face I exalted that taste hey now his joyful creature hey now juice pack oh TV [Music] sect damages all enemies and removes positive statuses that's pretty good yo yo apparel passion passion apparel and speaking of apparel grottobeast.net can find yourself some hoodies t-shirts all with The Grotto Beast logo OR some cool prints on it one of our fishes is here shall I ever cite the music tutorial yes Keys one through four play notes and key five to change Style it's kind of like if somebody picks a guitar up so you're a guitarist and you play the guitar pretty well but somebody decides that they're gonna pick it up and be like oh you know I I know a little bit I know a little bit just because they can't stand to be shown up in the same room as you so they picked the guitar up and they play like three chords they know how to play just just to make it seem like that they know how to play the guitar because like you can't have this like you can't have this I'm sorry I have this too I can play that Seinfeld routine well whatever that episode of Seinfeld that was funny [Music] the worst concert I've ever been to try harder I am I'm trying all right I'm getting out of here what's this place oh he's back EV ie [Music] [Applause] illusion form temporarily change appearance purely cosmetic [Music] oh sick remember that new party remember we got TV hey I got horse food 3 000 bucks yeah all right where are the horses and where the squirrels squirrels are back at the house give squirrel food acquired head squirrel this is a horse horse food acquired horse loyal head squirrel prevents a negative status effects that's amazing increase his chance of preemptive attack raises mightiness okay that's a lot prevent negative status okay Wayne's gonna be the absolute Destroyer you must be the new Foreman check in with claw man before you head to the lab that would look to be claw man if I were to guess nice to finally beat you if you'll just give me the password I can get you set up in the lab vessel rum did you forget it or something I'll give you another chance what's the password pneumatic art I keep saying pneumatic maybe it's pneumatic they keep saying that I'm gonna say pneumatic art not that either stop joking around this is your final chance I mean they're all these are all random insect who are you prepare to be destroyed okay might increase confusion bubbles dark flame no ancient odor no dark flame wow confused no all right that's the Poison's doing great all right now detonate is it gonna be a huge number [Music] oh [ __ ] that's bad [Music] 377 I think should I revive Jesus oh my God this is [ __ ] destructive oh my God it's bad this thing is destructive destructive [Music] uh I I don't think I was prepared for this [Music] I was I went for it I just went for it ten thousand bucks [Music] oh 250 000. [Music] what do I do with that money what am I supposed to do with that half a million I have 750 000 now I'm buying everything it was in the storm I own it very Shield oh she gets just four of these Chrome bowler I just get I don't like two of them I have so much money paper cup where is it [Music] where is it I'll probably start [Music] I might need to restart it I think I have to restart it I'm dead whatever oh my God you're screwing me here get out of the [ __ ] way okay I got it get that one stuck [Music] how did you make it how did you do that you were stuck all the way to the right dude how did you how did you do that I'm dead [Music] [ __ ] I'm just trying to bait him out of here oh come on no I need to soak my right hand in warm water all right all three of you come down this way come on you better not we got it I am the sage of death I grant you my token I think my sibling all right I got it 25 points [Music] I don't think I can do anything else there but they don't hurt me you're gonna play the sequel 100 yes this has been a really enjoyable experience I think it's great I will 100 play the sequel [Music] okay all the tokens are there what's the TV say [Music] learned Legend of melting the ultimate magic ultimate magic randomly strikes three times by briefly stunned 200 MP the only one that can cast this is you this is a sponsored stream why the hell would this be a sponsored stream this game came out like [ __ ] six years ago [Music] what when did this game come out like two thousand [ __ ] 16 2013 how long has this game been out for this was eight years ago you got the sponsorship eight years ago and they were just really lenient on the time frame oh God that would be [ __ ] awful yeah but I mean back when I was in the middle making YouTube videos yeah I just it didn't have a time frame on it it just said at some point in the future and I was like yeah sure always read your contracts that's what I will tell you there was no time frame that would be so [ __ ] up but no this game's just really cool and we're doing just hanging out we're just chilling that's it I injured you in a hot dogs or perhaps a spaceship key yes uh I'll take that I gotta look at my money I'm [ __ ] loaded I could buy two if I wanted [Music] oh [ __ ] um I want to try this I want to try the Super Attack I'm gonna try the legend of melting see what it does legend of melting [Music] [Music] have you ever tried cruelty Squad I have not seen cruelty Squad I've not well I've seen it but I've not played it I feel like that the game I know is awesome I've been I've been told it's [ __ ] awesome but it looks a little harsh looks like my brain would probably get hurt like I would be like uh it would probably give me a headache let me ask you a question if I can handle this could I handle cruelty Squad I heard it's awesome but yeah you think so it gave me a headache gave me a headache maybe you know what I'll do maybe I'll jump into it for like 20 minutes or so off stream to see how I feel because I believe it or not I do have like audio visual stimulation that sometimes can actually give me a headache sometimes dude I tell you when I in the Half-Life 2 boat level I almost puked and I had to lie down on my floor for like 10 minutes in between bits of that game I have a line on my back on the floor should not throw up playing half-life 2. simmery ax reflects Electro biological damage I mean that's kind of all right I can get this back to you this should go to Sam's NASA wait why can't you use that [Music] I'm also can't use it whoa oh [Music] okay we're just wiping everybody out these guys were giving us trouble before why are we so powerful oh my God kind of Unstoppable [Music] it's an orange is that what it is like a moon an orange a what is this you dare approach me my theories will rescue your apparels and do you beg me to consider now exhume thine zesty nerve it is the last time you will [Music] calibrate pack oh you've got other [ __ ] in this room [Music] great speed okay 60 damage ancient odor all right we're gonna We I knew I we have somebody has to um heal only [Music] do that move okay here we go check this out where is it detonate boom special Health chant yep just too good to get it out of the way attack attack [Music] maybe kill them in the right first is there anything healing there it is all right that's dead hot dog [Music] hot dog hurry [ __ ] [Music] eat I need hot dogs now eat a hot dog hot dog oh you're stunned you idiot eat a hot dog I'm gonna die I'm dead I didn't know he's stunned I'm [Music] I didn't know he was stunned I tried to have him do three moves in a row and I was like why is he not doing anything all right we lose is my speed zero I can't even attack okay where did I get all this meat from holy [ __ ] that's insane no when did I get all that meat 104 meat what did I get all that from the people in the tower okay all right now we're ready let's go Legend of melting go first right of that attack punch hurt kill strike [Music] do it do it Here Comes [Music] oh stinks Dad good all right I need to eat that hot dog why have you not eating the hot dog yet [Music] eat the hot dog I told you to eat a hot dog why have you not eaten the hot dog yet eat the hot dog [Music] finally it's taking so long to eat a [ __ ] hot dog [Music] okay the Dallas man is just going to feed people's hot dogs that's the only thing he's doing it hurts so bad all right hot dog strategy is paying off uh bubbles because that's gonna be poison you eat a hot dog this time and you attack [Music] did you [Music] 999 000 bucks found a hot dog wait is not level 63. everybody's level 63. oh I am defeated Wayne I'm sorry about everything [Music] oh by the way I set this moon to explode when I die so your prayers and purify your vacuums like being memory oh [Music] foreign [Music] hideous luxuriously adrift witnessed the chemical and Mr delusion vacuum of the government's irradiance renders greatly so doth her homunculus pilot side rays so as the tale of the modified beasts who sought to witness yet sort of expansively texturized for radiance the lever that I wasn't supposed to touch the end wait what that's what it was don't touch that lever it makes the oh [Music] that was really cool that was a very enjoyable game oh what's this well that's it there isn't anything more shall we return to the main menu okay let's just chill out here for a while check your stats 1.6 million bucks oh that's a lot heal bro [Music] fourth five thousand damn nine nine nine nine nine nine that was Hilux one we are gonna absolutely play Hilux too I like that that was cool I liked it a lot that was a four like three and a half hour four hour experience two bucks come on come on Quinn second High looks when or at a ten what wait wait wait wait what what happened why are people saying four to ten Omega well what did I say that why did I do that what you said it's a it was a miscommunication oh four hours okay I was like what that's not correct yeah I I don't I can't give this game a rating I don't think it I don't think I want to I think I would just say this is a recommended experience because to me it it was it was a great time but I don't think that the experience that I had here I could be like well let me say uh an X out of 10. no no it was just great it was just really cool but like I give you okay if you want it to be rated if this has to be a rating for you this is for the experience for the experience it is it is a good plus good Plus I'm not giving this a number rating I don't think you can I think it's just a good plus which means that was [ __ ] fun that was great yeah this game to me was like more of like a art journey and like an experience good Plus what's what about good plus plus hmm no no no no no no no no this was great this was great Plus all right I'm getting out of here it was a very wonderful experience highly recommended it's only three dollars and I can't wait to play the second one and that's gonna be the end of stream they take a place to call it I'm gonna go eat some pizza [Music]

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Length: 84min 57sec (5097 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 08 2023