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police report said luckily nobody was injured that's why you can joke about these things but they said Kennedy's eyes were red and watery his speech was slurred and his balance was unsure yeah see that's how they identified him as a Kennedy see that's how well I know this so still a lot of controversy over the case the head of the Fraternal Order of Police said it took Patrick Kennedy 19 hours to come up with his explanation of what happened now I know that sounds bad but it still beats his dad's old record by two hours that's pretty good that's pretty good hey who do they got more excuses this past weekend Kennedy are the Lakers oh man whatever oh here's a tip for Laker fans you might want to take something Kennedy's ambien it'll help you forget what happened there you never saw it it didn't happen heroin I'm sure you know by now that Patrick Kennedy blamed the whole incident on sleep medication that he was taking that's what he said he said he couldn't remember getting out of bed in the middle of the night and leaving his home today Bill Clinton said good answer anyway Kennedy checked himself into a drug rehab clinic this this weekend and you know he gets that 25% Kennedy family district you know you mentioned Ted at the door you ran huh come on in you get that death bang them in fact I guess we have footage it now what we're going to show you now when the only place that has this this is security camera footage of Kennedy entering the rehab even MSNBC's in a show Kennedy entering the clinic today and in a commencement speech at the University of Oklahoma and on Saturday President Bush told graduates the job market is the best it's been in years well sure look at all the openings just in his cabinet there's plenty of job hey have you seen this video the Pentagon released last week of the number two al Qaeda leader was his name al Sakaki fumbling with the gun he's got the gun he's number two guys fumble over the gun what is it about the number two guy in guns they can't seem to shoot you know two guys well the other big story that kind of got lost with the Kennedy thing CIA director Paul ragazze has resigned yeah he said he wants to spend more time spying on his family anyway President Bush has nominated Air Force General Michael Hayden to be the new head of the CIA Hagen is a controversial choice because he's the guy who was in charge of the wiretapping program that spied on American citizens without warrants you know and he said he understands the concerns of those who would oppose his nomination he also has their names addresses and exactly what they said have you hear about this this is kind of raising a few eyebrows President Bush told a German newspaper in an interview over the weekend that his best moment since he became president was when he caught a 7 1/2 pound fish in his own Lake boys he said see sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions they can pay off he's like oh that's what he said an amazing he said catching the 7 1/2 pound fish was his best moment since becoming president you know the sad thing a lot of historians would agree with that that was the funny bush I got yeah okay catching up my 20 music well New Jersey has dropped their states log of the second time in just over a year they drop the phrase come and see for yourself New Jersey had come and see for yourself then they found out Virginia was using that so they had to dump it New Jersey's new slogan dead body no problem oh what else oh here you go now this is interesting I did not know this according to the former president of the American Dental Hygienist Association uh-huh even after rinsing toothbrushes can become contaminated with organisms that can make you sick I said that they said everyone who uses a toothbrush is that risk so finally some good news for the British people this is here by this woman here in California Manteca California where is that you know you knew her meant Iike anyway she gave birth to a 14-pound baby boy about this 14 pound here's how big the baby was after her water broke FEMA showed up okay and a group of South Korean scientists have created a female Android they say this so realistic the Android can make a total of four facial expressions which is pretty amazing when you consider most women in Beverly Hills can't even do that and according to Glamour magazine my Bible one out of ten people have dumped someone over the Internet instead of doing it in person they dumped over the internet more people said they would dump people over you and up but they had AOL you know silly some sad news today sad news the last American survivor of the Titanic disaster has died at the age of 99 the sad part she was this close to the shore all right that's that's a rough one day that's this hard to line man it's a Oh could just see that you like that joke I know I do like so don't write I didn't mention the name in the limit well then I'm one movie that cars you mission impossible 3 3 3 I'm something maybe these missions aren't that impossible hey one powered on the show tonight but if the Vinci Code this is part of the most highly anticipated movie I think of the energy go people can't wait to see that you know it's causing a lot of controversy you know about it right see part of the revelation in the code is that Jesus was married yeah that puts a lot of pressure on the girl huh meeting those future in-laws for the first time Oh Susan this is my dad God what are you where thing with the big bow on to the chin maybe on a dress to me that should be good hey everything either I saw to get today this stupid commercial for some pill it's supposed to help older guys from having to go to the bathroom so much you see the said it shows for old guys cruising down the highway and a convertible Mustang where are these guys going I've never seen that you lie for old white guys cruising around a convertible hi girls we don't have to go to the bathroom anymore maybe watch the show lost at the great show lost enough been a tough couple of weeks for the actress Michelle Rodriguez to hear about this not only did her character get shot on last week's episode of lost but the week before for real she had to spend five days in jail after pleading guilty to a DUI yeah she went to jail for drunk driving that's what happens when your last name is Rodriguez and not Kennedy Kennedy right out going finally Jessica Simpson's sister Ashley Simpson has reportedly undergone a nose job she got a nose job to get the bump small bump on her nose removed you know first doctors are concerned the operation might affect her singing voice but Melendez Kevin you bags in The Tonight Show all right welcome back a great show tonight we're guests director Ron Howard is there everybody's talking about this davinci caught it's like a big secret I know so what people find out some of the inside stuff when he comes out here the world's oldest ping-pong champion John Donley's it turns a hundred this you this guy looks great hon ready you'll probably kick my ass a music singer Brad Paisley to bust Paisley and almost buzz country stars have one bus Hayes's got two of them dear but two big buses that's very good tomorrow night Lindsey loan will be here a special part from Mo Rocca at the Kentucky Derby buddy the week Tom Cruise Tom Hanks another edition of photobooth so we got a good week this week it'll be fine little bit fun folks it's Monday night time for headlines now Kevin you know me I'm a little dyslexic I'm a bad speller all right but you know at least I asked somebody else if I don't know I don't mind asking some nine-year-old hey do you spell this person took out a lost missing dog small golden brown palm Iranian it's a Pomeranian dog here is your classic definitions of the headline bit UN issues report to stop issuing so many reports they are I guess they want to protect themselves from the liability his burger island fresh made harm burgers well here's something you want to do huh protect yourself from summer fun yay whatever you do go on the beach but we don't want to have a good time well I gotta know keV I think I found the washer/dryer for you oh do this Neptune front load washer built-in high-definition tuner 20 watt speaker system I like this one it's the coloring contest color in all the things there have to see that look big coloring contest look at the rules must be 18 or older to enter about 20 year old guys hey whiskey Bob can use your crayons you know I'm a car guy you know that keV right I understand this by foreshocks get one free go with that fist shocker make a keyring out of it Clemence romatic right here I just carry my extra shock in case of the problem you know I thought I knew all the cars give I don't know this model before 2001 excretion Dravid afford excretion then even gonna do that joke never I like whether there is your Hudson River area whether look at this mostly cloudy fog drizzle general sadness this general sadness now here you go Appalachian mayor and 13 others charged with fixing the 2004 election Oh a wise County grand jury has indicted various official town of Appalachia including the mayor on charges they fixed the election look at this charges and a year-long investigation began with Ullman complained that a candidate offered her pork rinds in exchange for her boat wedding okay well we got a bag of cash or some pork rinds I've never heard of that Fairfield Oaks if your goal is to own a home in the mid 100 thousands in a small congenital neighborhood well this oh oh there you go yes this is unbelievable to me thirteen people fell ill in Prince George last month after eating from a buffet that a customer had vomited on how does that I mean you standing it with your tray oh alright I'll try to work around the chickpeas well you how hungry are you this is a beautiful home I think they meant to say immaculate okay I'll ask you later you know women I think every woman has met a guy that just doesn't have a clue you know nice guy this man seems like a nice man doesn't have a clue look at this this is an advice column it says question for her birthday I bought my girlfriend a very expensive top-of-the-line nose and ear hair trimmer I thought this would be a nice way of bringing to her attention a personal hygiene issue she doesn't seem aware of to my surprise she became hostile and soon guy honey I got you a case of summer's eve Oh here's why I say good what goes around comes around it's about time Alton attorney accidentally Sue's himself they look at this menu meatballs pasta salad broken glass I admit you know me keV I don't know much about fashion alright I don't know women I know would you wear these seemed a little painful to me oh never mind your personal life I'm Josh hey what away Oh stupid criminal now what else oh dressing up pets here's the stupidest one yet your dogs not gonna wear that Oh what does this mean for sale sheep slightly used housebroken here's the Sunbeam thermometer keep track of the temperature with easy-to-read outdoor thermometer hey what's the temperature 20 after a I like this one lawn mower $35 good lawn mower 45 what I don't know what they're cooking here well sure I don't know what this is I don't know what animal it is or I don't want to eat look what they're cooking here what is that I don't know what that is I don't want it this is my favorite one this one just has guy written all over this is like a typical guy a Maryland man met a woman at a Seattle bar and she went with him to his house in the 700 block Bob about to spend the night when he woke up she was gone as was $700 in cash she had in his wallet he told police all he can remember she had red hair and large breasts to your hobby 3000 west alameda avenue Burbank California 9 1 5 2 3 right back with Ron Howard right after this you

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